My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Put A Finger Down Challenge
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Ever wondered how chaotic and amusing it can get with a wife and an ex-wife on the same podcast? This episode is packed with laughter and awkward moments as Amanda, Jams, Brayden, and Denny navigate through playful banter, personal quirks, and even some technical difficulties. You’ll hear us tackle societal norms like not wearing white after Labor Day and light-heartedly tease Brayden about his relationship status. Jams shares her upcoming Labor Day plans, and the familial chaos and camaraderie will keep you entertained from start to finish.
The fun continues with a lively "Put a Finger Down" challenge that takes an amusing turn as we confess our mischievous pasts, from spending money that wasn’t ours to attending uninvited parties. One highlight is Uncle Mark's memorable bubble bath incident, which sparks laughter and candid discussions about our wild childhood antics and personal revelations. We wrap this segment with a blend of humor and introspection that will keep you engaged and chuckling.
And if you think that’s all, wait till you hear our random conversations about relationship challenges, pet peeves, and quirky personal preferences. From debating pronunciation to discussing the pros and cons of nude beaches, the topics are as diverse as they are entertaining. We also dive into the joys and frustrations of working with youth sports and even vent about inappropriate clothing in extreme heat. With plenty of laughs, surprises, and genuine camaraderie, this episode is a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss!
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and Me
Speaker 1I'm Amanda , the wife , and I'm Jams the ex-wife .
Speaker 2And I'm Brayden , just the future .
Speaker 3Allow me to introduce myself . My name is Denny Broins . I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast . And here it is my wife , my ex-wife and me . That peace and happiness might be found there .
Speaker 5You gave me hope , and now , now we have to say goodbye , ouch , if there's any bitches in this room then there's something I gotta say Say For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way . Way I've been down that road and I'm back sitting on square one one trying to pick myself up where ?
Speaker 3I started from my wife , my ex-wife and me starts now and it starts right now . My name is Denny Brillensens . I am the host of this week's podcast , my wife , my ex-wife and me . We've been gone for a couple of weeks .
Speaker 1I uh took my headphones off for a second and heard you singing and I am so glad that we are muted and I had my headphones on every time you heard me singing .
Speaker 3Yeah , I can't no , I'm clear glad that we are muted and I had my headphones on every time .
Speaker 7You heard me singing yeah .
Speaker 1I can't know . I'm clear one that was you .
Speaker 3I don't think so . I don't think that was me Be mean . So welcome to this week's podcast . We've got a doozy planned . We are simulcast . Is that the right word , simulcast ? Yes , sir , it is . We're simulcasting on TikTok Live , we're on our YouTube channel and we're on Facebook , so we're with the young kids , the old folks and the in-betweens .
Speaker 2This is an unprecedented podcast .
Speaker 6Well , we kind of tried to do this last week , you just weren't here .
Speaker 3Well , you said you'd be back in a minute .
Speaker 1You were here and then you left and I was done waiting . Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3Alright . So anyway , thanks for jumping on the podcast with us . Hope you get a little something out of it . If you've ever seen on TikTok , the put a finger down challenge , or if you ever played it , yeah , I mean you could put a finger down .
Speaker 2if blank , there we go .
Speaker 3And you put a finger down .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3And you put a finger down . Yeah , and if your ex-wife were to put a finger down ?
Speaker 2Yeah , she'd have no more fingies .
Speaker 3What would it be called ? What would we ? What would a question be ?
Speaker 2The worst person in the world game .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you're the worst person Put a finger down .
Speaker 2If you know what .
Speaker 3We'll just stop there . Yeah , hey , let's introduce my ex-wife . Do you want to do that ? Speaking of whores Jammed To my left , it's my ex-wife Jams . You ruined everything you stupid bitch . Missed you so stupid ?
Speaker 5You ruined everything you stupid , stupid bitch . You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn there it is bitch you're a stupid bitch and lose some weight say hello , hello Jams , hello Did you hear what I said .
Speaker 3How was your week ?
Speaker 1this week Jams . It was fine . It was a short week at work . I have a long weekend .
Speaker 3It's Labor Day . If you're listening to this on Monday , you're listening to it on a holiday .
Speaker 2Don't wear white tomorrow . No , it's after Labor Day , tuesday . Don't wear white .
Speaker 3Tuesday why do you think it is that you don't wear white after Labor ?
Speaker 2Day Makes you washed out . I am said tan lines , tan and stuff .
Speaker 6No , I did not say tan lines . I said it makes you look washed out .
Speaker 1Oh , because you start losing your tan .
Speaker 3But you don't start losing your tan in September .
Speaker 6If you have the old weather that we used to have , it would be cold in September .
Speaker 2It is as hot as Satan's office . It is so hot outside .
Speaker 3I heard you say that today . Why is Satan's office hot ?
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I thought it was a Satan's armpit . I was going to say his grundle , but I figured that was a little .
Speaker 3What's a grundle ? A taint , yeah , is that ?
Speaker 2like the clinical word for it , a lot of the rub I'm not sure Is that where the butt sweat comes from . That's where a lot of it forms .
Speaker 3You would know some butt sweat .
Speaker 2That's where a lot of it forms . The whole team knows I have butt sweat now .
Speaker 3Well , that's because no one can hide it , it's because no one can unsee that . You know what else they can't unsee ?
Speaker 2Go ahead , we came up with a new opening song for you , for me , yeah , who came up with ?
Speaker 3it the girls .
Speaker 2Huh , yeah , alright .
Speaker 6This was voted on last week .
Speaker 3So this is it . Across from me . It's my very handsome son Brayden .
Speaker 5There's a fire burning in my crotch . I need to have the doctor go ahead and check my box . Sadly I'm not peeing crystal clear . Having every STD is what I fear . I can't help feeling I think I have it all , Every STD .
Speaker 2Say hello , Brayden Hi .
Speaker 1We need to wax the eyebrows .
Speaker 3Do you have any STDs right now ? No , how sure are you Positive ?
Speaker 2You're positive , you're positive . No , how can you ?
Speaker 3be so sure that you don't have like a lingering little chigger in there .
Speaker 2This is what a happy relationship looks like . This is what a very trustworthy relationship looks like .
Speaker 3I'm in a good relationship where it doesn't burn when I pee .
Speaker 2I am in a fantastic relationship and I have nothing but trust and love in my life . And the occasional burning sensation ? No , no , no . Occasional burning , None .
Speaker 3Are you going to leave any more mail on your ?
Speaker 2No mail left to be had . No mail left to be had .
Speaker 3Are you going to leave any more ?
Speaker 2mail on your no mail left to be had no mail left to be had what you looking for Jams . Can I have a pen ?
Speaker 1Yeah , there's a whole goddamn bucket From the smiley face or something . Why ? Why I just .
Speaker 3Are you going to pick your teeth on the podcast ?
Speaker 1I have something in my tooth and it's driving me nuts .
Speaker 3And you think that little thing is going to get it .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 3What if you screw up and swallow that ? We've got to take you to the emergency room .
Speaker 2I'm so upset that you guys think I have STDs still I don't think you should say things like still on the podcast . I had chlamydia two times and I'm no . There was that third time when you gave it to .
Speaker 7No no Months later .
Speaker 5What Months ?
Speaker 2Months later , that has been clarified . I have documentation . I have documentation . You want me to pull up the email .
Speaker 6She was positive . Where else would she have gotten it from ?
Speaker 2Anyone in Howard County , Tipton County , Marion County , Grant County , Hamilton County ? What's a county in Ohio ? Give me one of those counties . Is there a county in Kentucky ? That's close ? I don't give a shit . Shut the fuck up .
Speaker 3This current time is just one of those times . Shut the fuck up .
Speaker 5I don't think you're a bad person . I just don't want to hear you talking anymore .
Speaker 2Shut the fuck up . I rattled off a couple of guns .
Speaker 7You went on a rant for a second .
Speaker 2And just so you know , I think she's been to all of those and she's got at least a couple victims in those . They're all victims . I just have not realized it yet what I'm saying is clean bill of health before clean bill of health after . I made sure of it , good for you . I made sure of it , good for you .
Speaker 3I made sure of it . Stay away from it .
Speaker 2When you get into a certain predicament with a woman of that stature , you have to check before and after .
Speaker 5Yeah , all right .
Speaker 2All right , I deserve that . I deserve that . Say baby , anything burning down there .
Speaker 6You know I'm mad at you all over again . Baby , anything burning down there , you know .
Speaker 2I'm mad at you all over again .
Speaker 3Anything stinging down there . You want to move back into my house . I'm sad that you have frozen on the screen at this point . Hey , let's keep the introductions going , shall we ? Before the storm .
Speaker 7Hello oh .
Speaker 3Click answer . We got kicked out of the TikTok live . It looks like .
Speaker 6Why did it ?
Speaker 3call us Is it the chlamydia's . It is not . It is the it's unstable internet because of the storm that we are currently embarking upon . A little bit of technical so , hey , let's go ahead and introduce my beautiful wife . You guys want to do that . I think we will . Let's find her song Across from me is my beautiful wife Amanda .
Speaker 4People call me rude because I ain't letting them try me Saying I'm a hoe because I'm in love with my body Issues , but nobody I can talk to about it . They keep saying I should get help , but I don't even know what I need . They keep saying speak your truth and at the same time say they don't believe . Man , excuse me , while I get into my feelings for a second . Usually I keep it down , but today I got to tell it . Not that anybody gives a fuck anyway , but everybody anyway .
Speaker 3Bounce back because a bad bitch can have bad day . Are we still live ?
Speaker 2Are you having a bad day ? We are .
Speaker 6No , I'm having a good day .
Speaker 3Is it saying we're not ?
Speaker 6Okay , I pushed back this week and it feels very nice .
Speaker 3She did . She finally had an opportunity at work and she did it .
Speaker 2Yeah , did you yell at somebody ? No , did you snarl ? No Bullshit . Yes , we're still live .
Speaker 3Somebody actually answered us . Thank you , Ashley .
Speaker 6For helping us .
Speaker 3This is why we need somebody because we are such a shitty podcast . You had to listen and tell Jams that we were still live let's just let it be known .
Speaker 2Amanda just told me that she didn't snarl when this opportunity arose .
Speaker 3No , I handled it . Hey , anyone in this room in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio . Is there anyone that has ever needed to de-escalate a situation ? Yep Me , yeah . What is a tactic you use to de-escalate a situation ?
Speaker 6I don't , I escalate it instead Wait is this the first question .
Speaker 3No , no , no , no . This is something different . Put your hands down , put your hands down , put your hands down . You're confusing Jams . Ever de-escalated a situation , no .
Speaker 6Have you ever needed to or have you ever successfully ? Those are two different questions .
Speaker 1There's probably times I needed to , but I never , are you good at ?
Speaker 3de-escalation or do you escalate ? I escalate , brayden , which are you ? I've done them both . You've been arrested , honey . How about you ?
Speaker 2Never have I , ever . I've turned myself in both times .
Speaker 3Oh well , it's still an arrest .
Speaker 6Never had handcuffs on . I mean , I have needed to de-escalate situations .
Speaker 3Once again not the question I don't remember the question .
Speaker 6I wasn't really listening , have you ?
Speaker 3ever de-escalated a situation ? Probably not Well , today I have 19 seconds worth of good advice . There's going to be shit advice .
Speaker 8I am a trained expert in de-escalation tactics , so here are a few phrases that can help you diffuse a tense situation . What did you mean by that ? Do we got a problem here ? What's your fucking deal , dude ? I'd like to see you try Punch me in the mouth about it .
Speaker 2Then I've tried all of those with my ex-wife and none of them worked .
The Finger Down Challenge
Speaker 2I did get punched in the mouth . You deserved it , I did .
Speaker 3You should have pressed charges , so you deserve .
Speaker 2You deserve everything I was talking about the first time , don't everybody gang up on me the first time 14th .
Speaker 3How many times have you been punched in the face ?
Speaker 7By her , by her For seven years .
Speaker 3I was looking and we didn't do the podcast commemorating Brayden's dismissal of the charge of aggravated battery .
Speaker 6Oh , no of course , domestic battery , of course we did it Because he hid it from us , because it was while he was with her .
Speaker 3That part's true , that one kind of stings I am living my life . Right now , brayden was enjoying the podcast and now he just wants to go sit in the rain . It's weird .
Speaker 6It's almost like he made two of her house payments for her to drop the false charges against him .
Speaker 3Welcome to the podcast , hey , this week on the old podcast . Here's what we're going to do . So if you've ever been on TikTok and seen the put a finger down challenge , yes TikTok .
Speaker 1If you've ever been on .
Speaker 6TikTok . Let's practice those of you on TikTok , if you've ever been here .
Speaker 3Jams . No , I'm not doing that Give us a breakdown how this works ?
Speaker 6Brayden probably shouldn't either . His hands look like he has stolen Braxton and is holding them up .
Speaker 3They do look quite miniature they make your wiener look real big , if you have done something , put a finger down .
Speaker 1We're going to make a checkmark .
Speaker 3I've done things .
Speaker 2Why are two things down ? Oh because Moving on check mark , I've done things . Why is ? Why are two things down ?
Speaker 3oh because moving on , moving on live long and prosper let's do this okay , so we're ready for the put a finger down challenge . I will ask the questions making tiki marks , though we don't have enough fingers to do a podcast . That will be a roughly an hour of this , maybe 40 minutes he found a website with 150 questions people now I have been included , so here's the deal we will put a tick mark for everything we're putting down yes . So if we've done it , yes , we put a tick mark yes , yes , is that everybody agrees ? Yes ? So I say , amanda , have you ever eaten ?
Speaker 3corn on the cob no . You say and then you say yes at the tick mark .
Speaker 1If you have eaten corn on the cob , put a finger down .
Speaker 2Now , do you want us to number these ? This is a production meeting . No , okay .
Speaker 3Nope , just tick marks .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 3And do them in five , but you don't ask , just like tally marks like normal people .
Speaker 1You ask the group , you don't ask just one person .
Speaker 2Yeah , I think he knows .
Speaker 1He's old , it's all good . I don't think that's not how he did the sample , so just making sure everybody's awake .
Speaker 6I think his sample is not a good sample . Are we ready ?
Speaker 3First question .
Speaker 1You're fucking trying .
Speaker 3This one is kind of you might want to go into your microphone like for fun . I was yelling at brayden , has anyone ? Have you ? Have you ever spent money that wasn't yours to spend absolutely ?
Speaker 2are you kidding ?
Speaker 1that is my first like without anybody knowing um .
Speaker 3Let me see , you've ever spent money that wasn't yours to spend that no one knew . No I didn't finish reading the question , I suppose .
Speaker 1Fuck off . Okay , could you mind talking into the mic . No , yeah , go .
Speaker 3So when was the time , brayden ?
Speaker 1that you spent money that wasn't yours Well . I'm not going to you Just kidding . Don't do that Cha-ching Honey . What was ?
Speaker 3the time that you spent money that wasn't yours .
Speaker 1I didn't put a check mark . Oh , you didn't . You've never spent someone else's money , that I wasn't supposed to know .
Speaker 6That's not true . You spend my money all the time . That's not true . It's our money .
Speaker 3It says You've spent money that wasn't yours to spend that wasn't yours to spend .
Speaker 6To spend Right .
Speaker 1So if somebody gives you money to spend , then that's yours to spend .
Speaker 3Okay , then I need to take that off . Oh so now you have a negative tick mark , is what ? You're saying , yeah , if I've spent somebody else's money , I've been given permission okay , uh , put a finger down or make a tick mark if you've gone to a party that you weren't invited to .
Speaker 6Absolutely not .
Speaker 3Amanda's going to win .
Speaker 6I'm not Because she's the most boring motherfucker on the show . I'm not going to a party that I was invited to , because I don't like people .
Speaker 1Put a finger down if you just never do shit .
Speaker 2Put a finger down if you've done four loads of laundry in one day .
Speaker 3There she is . I can't wait to see this one , and I'm going to ask for examples , sure . Put a finger down if you've ever stolen anything . Yes , so Jams says yes , she's also looking around the room to see if anyone else said yes . She did Jams . What have you stolen ?
Speaker 7You want the most recent or her favorite . Make sure that you say something that the Stat statue of limitations has expired .
Speaker 3Has expired .
Speaker 1When I got caught when I was young , me and my friend went to Huck's in Greentown , stole a whole bunch of candy bars and my mom caught us .
Speaker 3How did your mom catch you ?
Speaker 1She found the candy bars . She's like where did you get all these ?
Speaker 2Where'd you get 37 candy bars Pickle ?
Speaker 1This is a payday and I had to return the ones uneaten .
Speaker 3What did you do for the ones you did eat ? My mom paid for them . Brayden , what have you stolen ?
Speaker 237 packs of gum .
Speaker 3Yes , you did . And what did your father make you do ?
Speaker 2Chew every single one .
Speaker 3He just stood there and Brayden when he does something and he was in trouble . He was a defiant little dick and I hated him . It was the same face Stonewall . And he just stared at me while he chewed .
Speaker 2That's why you hit your cup full of Diet Coke All over the goddamn house . Oh , I was mad that day .
Speaker 3Moving on , Honey . What have you stolen ? Yes , Now I'm going to tell you all a story . These are my favorite times , jams and I were married at the grocery store together .
Speaker 2And you stole 38 , two liters .
Speaker 3I did have some two liters in the bottom of the cart . Now I want to tell everyone .
Speaker 7Whoa .
Speaker 3Some Speak clearly . I am speaking , speaking clearly . I had some two liters in the bottom of the cart that I could have afforded to pay for . Absolutely I just . I've never felt more alive and jams . This is one of my favorite stories about her . She would look around , she was like casing the place over . Four or two later I couldn't stand it .
Speaker 1I couldn't Whoa four .
Speaker 2No , it was 12 at a minimum .
Speaker 1Either way .
Speaker 3She is standing at the end of the cart and she's like side eye and everything . She's like looking around and this person starts walking towards us and she's going kill it , kill it , kill it , kill it . What ? And she's staring at me so intently and she's doing the neck thing like no one's going to see Kill it , that she's cutting her own throat .
Speaker 6Hey , we got to stop while we're doing and I'm like what ?
Speaker 3And she was like . And she starts pointing Okay , braxton , and I'm like what ? And she's like they're coming . And I said what do you mean ? They're coming . Is it loss prevention ?
Speaker 1Well , it's just whoever , and she doesn't care . Listen , I don't think it was two liters in the thing , it was the salt .
Speaker 2No , no , because he gets the salt before he leaves . I just paid for four of them . Are you shitting me ? This is elementary .
Speaker 1I said I don't think you should do the salt .
Speaker 3No , no , no . You said I should pay for everything that was in the cart .
Speaker 1Yes , I've never felt more alive . And then you did it and I said don't do the salt thing . And I said don't do the salt thing , don't do not do the salt thing , because you always did the salt thing , don't do the salt thing . And you said finish paying for this , I'm going to pull up the truck . And I said I can't . No , I'm too , I can't , I don't have a heart .
Speaker 5They're going to tackle me .
Speaker 3All right , make a tick mark , put a finger down whichever you call it , if you've ever used someone else's toothbrush Word .
Speaker 2Never .
Speaker 3How many tick marks do you have ? Zero One .
Speaker 6I've stolen a lot of things . I got to tell you , if I go to the grocery store and I don't steal something , I'm legitimately angry .
Speaker 3Brayden , ever used somebody else's toothbrush ? Yes , yes , I have . When was the last time . Oh God , yes , yes , I have . When was the last time ? Oh god , it was like 15 minutes ago . No god , no , no . Have you ever used someone , someone's toothbrush that breathed in your mouth ? No , no need it was direct all the breath directly in my face , whatever I need face , mouth yeah , yeah , I use .
Speaker 2I use brianna's and alexis's at the same time . No , no , no . I was every time that I , for some reason , every time I came home on leave , I never brought toothbrush uh , put a finger down .
Speaker 3If you've ever pretended to be on the phone to a void a conversation , yeah , I'll be marking that . I have a whole thing down . So if you work with me and you're listening to this podcast , shut it off . I don't even do that . I just see somebody coming from afar . Phone goes up to my ear . Now , what's funny ? I never just talk on my phone , I always put my earbuds in . So if you see me holding my phone up , that's telltale .
Speaker 2I'm lying to you , motherfucker . Yeah , I haven't done it to you .
Speaker 3I know I should how many times have you clicked the ?
Speaker 1I'll call you back button oh , and then you're like every time I'm your son , I'm your son , fuck that , but I'm your first son .
Speaker 6I'm your first .
Speaker 2You know what I never called that's basically a yeah , I'm never calling you back . It's basically like hey , don't even worry about it , talk to you tomorrow .
Speaker 6Yeah , I'll talk to you next time .
Speaker 2I see you Listen I forgot you existed .
Speaker 1I don't ever just call Denny to chit chat .
Speaker 2Such a dick Dick move , why don't you ? You used to .
Speaker 1Okay , but I just don't . It's for something .
Speaker 2It's always click immediate vibrate . I'll call you back . No , you won't Stop it , yeah .
Speaker 1I always say oh okay , just use a custom message .
Speaker 7F you dude . Talk to you next time .
Speaker 6He's got custom messages Sometimes he sends those .
Speaker 3Yeah , if I'm in a mood , you'll get one . Put a finger down if you've ever seen a ghost . Nope .
Speaker 1Oh yeah .
Speaker 3I've seen a ghost in this house . Was it Coach ? It was not . There's a little girl at the top of the stairs .
Speaker 2Oh shit , oh , you're fried up , you're scrambled eggs a little bit , though I've seen it in the last two months , I haven't .
Speaker 3I've never seen it . Well , that's probably because you offended her somehow .
Speaker 7You tried to take her out on a date .
Speaker 3That's bullshit . Put a finger down If you've ever told your parents you were going to stay at a friend's house , but you really went somewhere else . Go ahead , ams .
Speaker 7You have a pen for a reason .
Speaker 3I did that with a girlfriend in high school . You're implying I had friends . I went and stayed in a hotel with this girl In high school . You're implying I had friends . I went and stayed in a hotel with this girl In high school . And that my aunt was the manager of the hotel and like she had champagne , which aunt ? It was Carol . She's dead , oh .
Speaker 2When you were in high . That's the coolest aunt , that's how . Jams was before she gave me my stepmom . That was not even true . It's pretty close . It's pretty close , it's pretty close Yep . Those were the days she was the awesome aunt . Then she started asking me about homework and laundry .
Speaker 3Wait a second . Mitch Jams , you've done this .
Speaker 1Yes .
Speaker 3Did you stay with a boy or a girl ?
Speaker 1Boy .
Speaker 3Always yeah .
Speaker 1Got caught , I always get caught .
Speaker 3Your mom caught you again . Mm-hmm , I don't know why they say you're the good child , you're a fucking menace she took her door off that night .
Speaker 2They should have .
Speaker 1No , not mine , never mind . Yeah , andy and Kira asked me to watch their apartment , and so I did .
Speaker 2Hey Jamal , I got a free apartment , my mom , said no .
Speaker 1My mom said okay , but don't have boys over , I won't .
Speaker 3Stupid . It's story time with Uncle Denny again .
Speaker 6That's not saying you're at a friend's house .
Speaker 1Yeah . That wasn't the question .
Speaker 7Well , I have . Yeah , you definitely have .
Speaker 3Yeah . So the very first time Jams and I went to her parents' house when nobody else was there .
Speaker 1Oh fuck .
Speaker 2Okay .
Speaker 3You were 42 . Why were you scared ? We needed a place . She couldn't keep her hands off me . It was embarrassing , I get it , I get it . She couldn't keep her hands off me . It was embarrassing , I get it , I get it . So we go to her house , her parents' house , where she doesn't even live . She stays with her dad .
Speaker 3That's the creepiest thing we go to her mom's and dad's house and her uncle , mark , who was in an accident and he's in a wheelchair and he also doesn't help when we move . But we go in Doesn're in the living room and I'm like I mean there is a fucking human being right here . So we , we go to the house , there's a human being and I'm like this is never going to work .
Speaker 7She's like no , no , no , it's .
Speaker 5OK .
Speaker 3I said oh , it's not OK . There's'm like this is never gonna work . She's like no , no , it's okay . I said no , it's not okay , there's no way this is gonna work and let me bring whoever's missing back in jams .
Speaker 6Tried to get out of the show to not have to hear this story again just did ?
Speaker 3you just lock his wheels in a room and shut the door so we are , we're in the house and she introduces me to him and I'm like , isn't that bad ? She said he's not gonna remember . I'm like he's right there talking to me . He's looking at me and she says no , no , it's okay . And then she says come on , come with me . And then we're walking by .
Truth or Dare
Speaker 3His name is mark and she says mark , this never happened , did it ? He said nope , nothing ever happened . I'm like that means it happened right there . It's like it's now marked in his .
Speaker 3Now we know why , jams always gets caught no , no , no , that might be a good explanation mark , I was never here right when you left .
Speaker 1What name did he call you I ?
Speaker 2don't remember had to have been danny . No , probably j .
Speaker 3Josh , See you Josh . And you said I'll take it Alright , that's better .
Speaker 2You also said oh boy , oh boy .
Speaker 3I thought it was awfully weird that you offered to get him high .
Speaker 2That was her . Thing .
Speaker 3Just kidding Jokes . Just kidding Jokes , jokes .
Speaker 1Look right , there it's right above my head . I have gotten Mark High and drunk .
Speaker 3Oh , well done . Somebody also put him in a bubble bath and threw a bar of soap in there and just left it .
Speaker 1Not Piper . Amaria threw the bar of soap in there .
Speaker 2I'll never forget that picture , that man almost died .
Speaker 1No , he was fine . Put a finger down if you've ever . We do not mistreat .
Speaker 3Yeah , put a finger down if you've ever lied to someone in this studio .
Speaker 2Yep , yep , all three of you .
Speaker 3Yesterday .
Speaker 2All three of you , jams .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Who'd you lie to last , amanda ? Yes , who'd you lie to last ? Had to have been me with lunch because you keep avoiding me .
Speaker 6I don't even want to hear it . No , you never asked me to lunch .
Speaker 2That's because you work in Noblesville and you'll just tell me no , you go to the Red Habanero place in Noblesville .
Speaker 6It's very delicious Fake news . Okay , first Go to the Red Habanero place in Noblesville .
Speaker 1It's very delicious Fake news . Okay , first off , I took Thursday , friday off of work and my dad came over and helped me out on Thursday . You asked me Thursday . I said I can't .
Speaker 3Thursday , but I can't Friday . Boy , this is riveting . Can we talk about this part any other time besides the podcast ?
Speaker 2What was your answer ? I hear that .
Speaker 3You put a finger down if you've ever been arrested .
Speaker 2Well see , there's some gray area .
Speaker 3Nope , nope , arrested's arrested . You Do you have ? A mugshot Him too .
Speaker 2Yeah , I put a mark down . Okay , good , now dig into him , ladies , no Bullshit . That's such bullshit . I'm just saying good , now dig into him , ladies , no Bullshit .
Speaker 1That's such bullshit . I'm just saying if you have a mugshot , put a fucking tick , have you ?
Speaker 3ever been arrested . No , jams Amanda .
Speaker 2I'm struggling . I got two of them .
Speaker 3It's just one tick mark , though .
Speaker 2I got two mugshots no he should probably have extra .
Speaker 3Put a checkmark down . This is going to get one , so do I do too . How many do you have ? Let's do a quick seven , seven , eight , eight , two . You're so ridiculous . This one's for you . Amanda , have you ever put a ? Put a finger down if you've ever had a relationship that was completely online ? No , excuse me , I'll be over here putting a check .
Speaker 6No , why did you ?
Speaker 2think that was for me . You're the oldest dude in the room and you've done that .
Speaker 5Yeah .
Speaker 2Wow , yep .
Speaker 3I mean it wasn't very long .
Speaker 2Had to have been after you , though .
Speaker 3No , it was well before For real .
Speaker 6This is like beginning of internet age , yeah .
Speaker 3When it was cling , cling , cling In chat rooms . Age , sex , location . Yeah , runescape . Oh , here we go . Put a finger down if you've ever cried yourself to sleep .
Speaker 2Yep Ams put two Go ahead .
Speaker 6Still won't be caught up with you .
Speaker 2You've earned it .
Speaker 6I probably did this week .
Speaker 3I know you did .
Speaker 6Oh no .
Speaker 3Are you really taking off that hot sweatshirt ? Nope .
Speaker 2It's a million degrees down here .
Speaker 3Hey put a finger down if you've lied about what you were doing on social media .
Speaker 2Yes , yeah , I said I was in a happy marriage Boy . That's true .
Speaker 6I think that's the funniest thing you've possibly ever said .
Speaker 2I showed every tooth in my head in that picture .
Speaker 6In the family photos you took when you came back to Indiana
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Speaker 6and didn't see your family .
Speaker 2Boy boy .
Speaker 3Let's put a finger down if you've ever laughed so hard that you spit out your drink .
Speaker 1Oh yeah .
Speaker 3What was the funniest thing you've heard most recently ?
Speaker 1Oh God , I don't know .
Speaker 3We'll just wait .
Speaker 6I don't know , that's probably something I said that's fun I said that's fun .
Speaker 3I don't get it .
Speaker 1You missed me . I know you did the thing , but is that it ?
Speaker 2It's asinine for him to do .
Speaker 1Why would he do it ? I don't know , but I'm the producer of the show . Does that make ? Does that mean something ?
Speaker 3No , that means I'm honking the horn . Okay well , the fuck is your your ? Did you bump your head before you got here today ?
Speaker 1no , I'm just wondering . I fucking hate you , amanda .
Speaker 3When was the last time you laughed so hard ?
Speaker 6you spit out your drink never as I was going to take it , I said , nope , that's not true .
Speaker 3I have made you laugh hard enough . I think I've watched you laugh that hard .
Speaker 7I showed you my wiener one time that made me laugh , but enough , I think . I've watched you laugh that hard .
Speaker 6I showed you my wiener one time . All right . Well , that made me laugh , but I probably wasn't drinking .
Speaker 2No , hell , no , I mean , we're going to the next one .
Speaker 3I can't believe I didn't have this queued up . You shouldn't be . Hey , yucky , yucky , stop laughing now .
Speaker 2Why is there a snore over the top of it ? No , it was a gurgle . No , it wasn't . I can't gurgle .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've told someone I love you On accident . I told Jams that I loved her on accident . Or you said me we were talking you were in the car . And Caleb was in the car . She was like okay , I love you and I'm like uh . I said nope , no I don't Love you too , I guess .
Speaker 2I said it to Alexis once we used to have a weekly thing . Every Wednesday night she would come over . We never missed one . Every Wednesday night she would come over . We never missed one , never . For like a year and a half and one night we had been throwing a couple back . It was just us , it was no kids . And I just said you know what ? I love you . And she looked at me a certain way . I was like let's pretend that didn't happen . And now look at me .
Speaker 3I am 11 . This one's going to hit . Put a finger down if you've ever gotten heated during family game night .
Speaker 2Golly , yep , everybody gets one . That's a freebie .
Speaker 3Jams . Why do you get ? Heated during family game night . No .
Speaker 1That's just for you , because the boys piss me off most of the time , why ? Or you piss me off when the time why ? Or you piss me off when we were younger . Oh you boys , you should piss me the fuck off so bad I mean , could you elaborate more ?
Speaker 2um , they're just irritating pompous attitude I'm just smarter than everyone and I can beat him , and then we would just look at him like now we hate you , Honey why do you get heated during family game night ?
Speaker 3Because she ruins Christmas and stuff .
Speaker 6I mean she can't help it . That's sometimes it . Mostly I get mad at you .
Speaker 3Why would you get mad at me Especially when you fucking talk over me . What are you talking about ? I never talk over you . I don't even know what you're talking about . I don't even know , why you're acting like this .
Speaker 6That's about how it ?
Speaker 2sounds . Are you guys going to break up ?
Speaker 6No , this is why you're wrong . This is what you said . That's not what I fucking said . That's what you fucking heard .
Speaker 3Boy , why so ?
Speaker 1So I could be a roommate soon .
Speaker 3Hey , let's put a finger down if you've ever flirted to get something that you want you , shouldn't man , can I ?
Speaker 2put two Amanda put a tick mark down . You have to , I think .
Speaker 6I don't think so . I think you have to .
Speaker 3I know it about myself . You want me to do something around the house . What do you do ? You want some of this big boy ? Okay , Do something around the house . What do you do ? You want some of this big boy Okay . I'm just minding my own business . Is that a direct you want ?
Speaker 5some of this cookie . Cookie Dude , you don't talk like that .
Speaker 6I don't think that counts when you're married to a person you don't .
Speaker 2Oh , my God .
Speaker 6Oh , it does .
Speaker 2They do talk like that . Yeah , I know they does . They does talk like that .
Speaker 3We threw you off so bad that your grammar left the building .
Speaker 2They does talk like that , James .
Speaker 6It does A lot of good information there .
Speaker 1She's getting all red because she knows Absolutely it's hot in here it is . I bet in here .
Speaker 6It is I bet .
Speaker 3Hey , let's put a finger down if you enjoy a smell that is supposed to be gross . Yep , absolutely . What is something ? My ex-wife Tracy used to just sit and sniff her arm why and she also did this all the time she would move her fingers together and sniff .
Speaker 2I remember that Yep she would do and she also did this all the time she would move her fingers together and I remember that , yep , she would do it to her arm too .
Speaker 6She likes the smell of her own skin she would .
Speaker 3She would sniff her forearm . What's your smells ?
Speaker 6smell like skin , I guess why does it have a smell ? Um gasoline favorite smell gasolineoline and bleach . I like bleach .
Speaker 3Really , I like bleach .
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Speaker 2I didn't like how the tone of your voice was when you said that .
Speaker 3Alright . Hey , let's do a quick tally check Amanda Seven Raiden Fifteen Jams Fourteen . I've only got thirteen .
Speaker 1You like nasty smells ?
Speaker 3No , I did not say that .
Speaker 2You don't like the smell of gas .
Speaker 1You don't like the smell of bleach .
Speaker 2Do you like the smell of exhaust ?
Speaker 6Of any vehicle ? No , no , he doesn't . He's like clean cut smells .
Speaker 3I like to smell good and I like to smell things that smell good Do you like the smell of clean , like freshly cut grass ?
Speaker 2Yes , no you don't .
Speaker 3I mean I don't dislike it , but I don't like it .
Speaker 1It's one of my favorite smells . I like the smell of weed .
Speaker 3Hey , let's put a finger down if you've ever Googled yourself Yep , and that's a real , not the fake Googling . What's a fake Googling ?
Speaker 6Diddling . No , nobody replaces , is that two ?
Speaker 2check marks .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , I was wondering if that's what it is . No , no , no , it's just one check mark . Let's do another one . Put a finger down if you've lied while playing this game today . No , no , I'm watching each of you .
Speaker 6What would be the point ? Yeah ?
Speaker 7Mm-mm . All right .
Speaker 6Although . I have to say I'm winning . Um hey put a finger down .
Speaker 3if you've gone several days without showering Okay .
Speaker 1Like what's several Several's got to be four , Three or more .
Speaker 2Yeah , three , okay , three or . More . Yeah , three or more . Oh yes , we're getting into jams territory .
Speaker 3now , what's the longest you've been without a shower ?
Speaker 1Maybe two days .
Speaker 2At what age ?
Speaker 1Oh well , I guess I don't really know when I was a kid .
Speaker 2Oh , I was going to say you nasty little thing . That's disgusting .
Speaker 3Brayden , when did you go more than a day without a shower ?
Speaker 2Oh , I was in Australia . I went weeks without showers , weeks , weeks . It was the worst .
Speaker 6Mandarin Um yes , okay , I don't remember specifically , probably sometime while having children . Yeah , that's true and then I know , like as a kid there were like christmas break periods .
Speaker 3I don't think I got out of my pajamas for a week I think you would still do that today if we could get away with it that's so .
Speaker 2Uh , it's not .
Speaker 6It's odd to me , I guessers are my favorite thing I've always made sure they are now , but Even when I was a kid , there was a time there wasn't Really .
Speaker 2That's because you Yep , yep , yep , yep , yep . I was in there for an hour and a half . I only got wet for 15 minutes . I understand .
Speaker 3All right , this next one's a good one . Hey , all right , this next one's a good one . Hey , let's put a finger down if you've ever clogged a toilet . Come on , come on , jams when was the last time you clogged a toilet ?
Speaker 2Today no .
Speaker 1I don't know when the last time was . You're right , yesterday , what was it ?
Speaker 2Potty .
Speaker 1Potty .
Speaker 3Was it the actual potty or toilet paper ?
Speaker 2I'll say it it the actual potty , or toilet paper . I'll say it was the actual potty , because it was Probably toilet paper . Not true .
Speaker 3Melt your eyebrows off . I am a fan of paperwork .
Speaker 2What's that ?
Speaker 3Oh , lots of toilet paper .
Speaker 2Yep , Just one good swipe hop in the shower .
Speaker 1I really have heard . Duvets are like you know . You can add the inserts for a duvet .
Speaker 2Garrett swears by it . Yeah , garrett swears by it . What are you calling ?
Speaker 1it .
Speaker 3Duvet .
Speaker 1Dubai . It's a duvet Duvet .
Speaker 3Like the cover .
Speaker 2I don't think that's right .
Speaker 3Like a duvet cover on your bed .
Speaker 2No , I don't know what it's called .
Speaker 6She also said duvet , it's with a B .
Speaker 3Bidet yeah we're not a duvet can I get one of those duvets to clean my ass ? Yeah , can I get one of those ?
Speaker 1yeah , you have one .
Speaker 7They say , you use less toilet paper yeah oh yeah , well , of course you would I still can't , but I don't like the being wet , I still can't do like the um dude wipes , oh baby wipes are .
Speaker 6I can't , no because you can't put them down . You should not put them down the toilet .
Speaker 2I know .
Speaker 6So then you're throwing them away ? Yep , eww .
Speaker 3Alright , let's put a finger down If you've ever been To a nude beach Nope .
Speaker 2No , not a beach Ever . We're not .
Speaker 3Everyone quiet . Yeah , what have you been to ? That starts with nude . We went to the show .
Speaker 6That's not nude Did you ?
Speaker 2see Wiener . No , you didn't see Bear Wiener .
Speaker 1Definitely didn't see Bear Wiener Would have remembered .
Speaker 3Were you hoping to ? Yes , they're not very attractive , so why do you want to see it ?
Speaker 1Because I wanted to know if it matched .
Speaker 6Matched what that's exactly what I was going to say . That's what I thought it looked like , I bet all of them were this size .
Speaker 2These are whore tendencies .
Speaker 3I just want to see this size . Amanda was there seven and a half months pregnant .
Speaker 1Or more .
Speaker 3She's up trying to make a new life for herself .
Speaker 5Hi , I'm Jamie .
Speaker 1Hi Show I'm Jamie . Hi Show me that dong .
Speaker 2That's what you would say .
Speaker 3That is not true .
Speaker 6Show me that dong , show me your dong .
Speaker 2That's your wife . That's your wife .
Speaker 3Hey , put a finger down if you've ever been skinny dipping . Yep , Yep . When did you go skinny dipping Brayden ?
Speaker 2When we went to Grandma Tony's house in Florida , garrett and I did it in that pool .
Speaker 3So you went on a podcast with your brother at an old person's place .
Speaker 2We were on goddamn vacation . What do you want from me ?
Speaker 3it wasn't the game , no , it was just good I asked a question about skinny dipping friends like , yeah , I went with my brother .
Speaker 2I've never went I've never you know how cold you are and on lake or a creek . I'm not showing a girl that they would pack their things and leave .
Speaker 1Does getting in a hot tub naked count ?
Speaker 3No , nope .
Speaker 2Skinny dippings to pool . Yeah , absolutely Okay . Well , I've done that too , whore , sorry .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've snooped through someone's phone .
Speaker 2Golly shook the whole night , Yep .
Speaker 3Didn't sleep , a wink .
Speaker 2Boy did . I Did it three times . That's all I mean . That's all my little heart could take .
Speaker 3Three times Okay there's round two .
Speaker 2I think I could go one more . Stop doing this to me . It's opening . I know the password , I'll be fine , I know the password Her seapin' .
Speaker 3Put a finger down . If you've ever played Spin the Bottle Boy , have I . Why did you play Spin the Bottle ?
Speaker 6You probably played it in this basement .
Speaker 3I've been , so I ran into two people today that I had never met prior to today that talked about partying in my basement and they started to tell stories and I said no more , no more . I will terminate you if you keep talking .
Speaker 1Thank goodness you say work for you they work , sort of Sort of .
Speaker 2Thank goodness you stopped the conversation . Mm-hmm , yeah , why'd a play spin the bottle ? Because I mean , if the off chance , if I gotta get through a couple boys for that one lady , that's just , that's the price I gotta pay .
Speaker 1You kissed Like you kissed other boys .
Speaker 2You didn't re-spin it . That's not the game .
Speaker 4And breaking news has just come across the desk in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio . Take it away , Denny .
Speaker 1Thank you , Tabby .
Speaker 3I think he needs more than one check it turns out Brayden doesn't understand the rules of spin the bottle .
Speaker 6He also goes skinny dipping with his brother and kisses boys .
Speaker 3These last two questions have not been good for you .
Speaker 1I mean I would re-spin until I got the boy I wanted .
Speaker 3Well , can you do that though ?
Speaker 2That is what I'm saying is not the rule .
Speaker 3Well , I don't think the rule is you go over and make out with your dude , hey look .
Speaker 2You don't kiss , whoever it spins on it's whoever of the opposite sex , just shut up and come here .
Speaker 3Just kiss me . You guys were probably those idiots that said a girl said we'll do it if you do , and then you two stupid idiots kissed each other and then they laughed and left .
Speaker 2That's never happened . That's never happened , no , but there have been several nights .
Speaker 1I mean I've kissed a girl during .
Speaker 2Spin the bottle because it's girls are OK yeah that's universal Dudes kissing there have been several nights that Jake and Garrett have had two or three girls down here and he would text me and say , all right , I need you to come downstairs because they're ready to leave . I'm like , no , they're not , don't worry .
Speaker 3Let me I'll be in one second All right , put a finger down If you've ever played strip poker .
Speaker 2Oh boy , in this basement as well , show me your wiener .
Speaker 1Quit messing around , I'm all in , and we know how Braden plays .
Speaker 3Yeah , not very good .
Speaker 6Yeah , that's probably where he amassed his skill .
Speaker 3Put a finger down . If you've kissed your friend Amanda , you have to put it down . I know you have .
Speaker 2One of the greatest pastimes . You've never not kissed a friend .
Speaker 6What friends have I had ?
Speaker 2Have you ever hooked up with anybody .
Speaker 3Yes , not friends . You told me one time . I even remember the dude's name , oh boy . Go ahead and say it Clyde , justin , justin .
Speaker 6We were at the like kissing phase before friend phase . It was the point of meeting was friend phase .
Speaker 3You are stumbling over your words , which tells me I'm right .
Speaker 6I don't know how to describe it .
Speaker 3The point of when we met , you told me at the time , you guys were friends . Well , we weren't ever dating , we were never like
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Speaker 3together .
Speaker 6You want to know something crazy . This somehow fits right .
Speaker 2Never like together you want to know something crazy .
Speaker 3This somehow fits right into my narrative .
Speaker 2You want to know something crazy . He had blonde hair , didn't he ? Every Justin has blonde hair . You're wrong . No , why . Oh , I'm sorry . Let me allow the two whores to correct me .
Speaker 1I'm just saying .
Speaker 6I worked with a Justin that had brown hair .
Speaker 2Did you kiss him too ?
Speaker 6His last name was also brown . I think . Pretty sure , I don't remember his last name .
Speaker 2I wonder if you guys kissed Definitely not .
Speaker 1Put a finger down if you've kissed . Is Denny not your friend ?
Speaker 2No , if I can just go ahead and introduce myself , no .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've kissed more than one person in a day .
Speaker 6These would be intimate type kisses .
Speaker 2Also no .
Speaker 3Jams , go ahead , quit thinking she's over there coming up with names . Did he breathe directly in your mouth ?
Speaker 2No , let's put a finger down if you've ever slid into someone's .
Speaker 6DMs Go ahead . Amanda , I don't believe you . I was going to say probably there is no way , not a chance .
Speaker 1You haven't , I have never done it until someone has messaged me first .
Speaker 2You've never messaged someone oh , you're a girl For any purpose . All right , no , no , no . This is for a purpose . This you're a girl For any purpose ? Alright , no , no , no , this is for a purpose . This is for a purpose .
Speaker 1This is for a purpose . I have never done that .
Speaker 2Guess what ? I've got 45 minutes to kill . Where are you ?
Speaker 3So right now , what's the score ? I'm at 17 . Amanda , 11 . 22 . 61 . 25 . 10 . 25 . Let's put a finger down if you've ever had a crush on a teacher .
Speaker 1Still do Turns out .
Speaker 6You need to recount , you have 20 . 5 , 10 , 15 , 20 .
Speaker 325 . Say sorry Right on live simulcast .
Speaker 2I mean , I did it , she counted with me oh .
Speaker 6His hand must have been covering because I counted it two or three times before I said anything .
Speaker 1My math teacher .
Speaker 3What was his name ?
Speaker 2Mr Handsome .
Speaker 6No , what the fuck was his name Mr Giant Dick .
Speaker 3We name mr giant dick weaver , weaver , dead weaver no , I don't think so .
Speaker 1I don't know . I can't remember his first name .
Speaker 3I don't know did he work in the funeral business ? No , he's a teacher what the fuck well , some teachers do other things besides . Let's put a thinner down . If you've kissed a friend's ex Braden should put all of his fingers down .
Speaker 1A friend's ex no .
Speaker 2She was actually his wife . That's an ex , not at the time . It was during the happy marriage .
Speaker 1No .
Speaker 3I can say I've never done that . I have put a finger down if you've lied about why you were late to work .
Speaker 2Oh , golly , I did that today I've got a plethora of excuses today I did that . Somebody was supposed to call you , sorry they didn't crazy shit that happened to me this morning and then you come up with this very insane lie no , what is ?
Speaker 3the most popular thing to say while you're late . Traffic trouble , traffic , car trouble , jams , what's ? Something you say kids or kids yeah hey , my daughter has cancer kind of stuff . No , that's been used now to be fair for those of you listening , our daughter did have cancer .
Speaker 1Yeah , but if I called off for Audrey , it was really because Audrey was sick . Oh , that is .
Speaker 6I know that's not true .
Speaker 7There have been conversations between the three of us that said hey , Audrey has a doctor's appointment today .
Speaker 1We all said that in a text message .
Speaker 2I want you to know I wasn't going to call you out . I was going to be like , alright , you're cool .
Speaker 1No , yeah , you're right , I have yeah .
Speaker 3Did you make a tick mark ?
Speaker 1Um , no , yes , Thank you .
Speaker 3Uh hey , let's put a finger down if you've uh ever been . Uh , hold on , put a finger down if you've ever heated fish in the company microwave absolutely not .
Speaker 6What is wrong with you ? You heathen , that's horrible .
Speaker 3She came home one day from the daycare and they had fish sticks that day oh , it was .
Speaker 2You smelled her disgusting before she got on the dead end it was so bad now .
Speaker 3It was so bad Now . Now , when she's at work , I'll just get it's fish stick day .
Speaker 6Well , I'll see you tomorrow . Yeah , don't come home .
Speaker 3It's horrible . Put a finger down if you've tried to guess someone's password .
Speaker 6One of my funniest stories of all time .
Speaker 3I'm going to share this on the podcast , as you're talking about valerie , I had a girl that works with me that I knew .
Speaker 3I knew that her phone contained certain some very good content , content thank you honey certain , and one day she left the office that we worked in and I looked over and I saw her phone sitting on the desk . Now the likelihood that she would come back for it was not very high , because it was late and when she left for work when she left work she beelined at home . You weren't't going to see her again until the next day .
Speaker 3She had things to film , so I was there with another guy and all I said was this from my desk , because I was the boss . I said you go lock that front door right now . And he looked at me and said what Did you be telling this story ? Yeah , I said go lock that front door right now . And he said why ? And Go lock that front door right now . And he said why . And I said look on that desk . And he said okay , I'll be right back . So he runs up and locks this door . I've got the phone in my hot little hands now and I open this phone and , to my jubilation , it didn't have a passcode on it . So I'm like I have hit the mother load . The stars aligned . This is the best . I have finally done something right in life , and this is my , this is my trophy , not your kids not nothing .
Speaker 2It was this , this samsung phone .
Speaker 3I go not even right to the pictures , right to the gallery . This Obama phone , boom . I hit that picture . There's a passcode on the app . So I know her birthday . I knew it . I don't know it now , so I type it in . Nope , I tried something else because I knew another password she had . So I tried it Nothing , nothing , I get nowhere . So out had . So I tried it Nothing , nothing , I get nowhere . So I'm out of frustration , I put it down . Not five minutes later somebody comes knocking on that door . We go , let her in . She forgot her phone , came back for it . Now you think that's where the story stops , but the story continues .
Speaker 3Okay , the next day she comes to work , work , and she's got her phone , as you tried absolutely and we're sitting and she just looks at me and she says , hey , by the way , and I have no fear , I'm like none , by the way , what ? And she said you ever heard of blank , blank security ? And I said no . Take a picture here let me show you something . Oh yeah , all I saw was on her phone was my big fat stupid head looking back at me from me trying to see naked pictures of her . Yeah , and . I just look at it , I just like didn't happen .
Speaker 2Well , that's embarrassing , wasn't me ?
Speaker 3I don't know who that is josh was holding the phone , it wasn't me , and she said no . And she said I was actually mad at you for a minute and I said no , you can't be mad at me . She said , no , I'm not mad at you now because you didn't get in , but you shouldn't have have done that , and I'm like you're right , I shouldn't have . Now , what was the passcode ? So I know .
Speaker 2Just in case this little hat .
Speaker 3I just told that story this week .
Speaker 2I had a picture . Of matter of fact , I had that same security .
Speaker 3Garrett tried to get into my phone and it was just him and his dumb little freckled face with that cowlick , that's the him and his dumb little freckled face with that cowlick way back when you know , whenever I have a Zoom meeting at work , I put the computer up because angles matter and when you're looking at somebody's phone and you're looking , that's never a flash .
Speaker 2That's the most unflattering image you've ever seen of yourself . That's what you deserve .
Speaker 7Yeah , it was horrible .
Speaker 3Hey , put a finger down . If you've ever quit your job or walked out without giving a notice , doesn't count being fired . Put a finger down if you've ever gotten into an argument with your boss . That should catch you up with the rest of us .
Speaker 6Well , if he wasn't so fucking stupid back in the day , oh boy well if he wasn't so fucking stupid back in the day .
Speaker 3Oh boy , I'm not going to . I'm going to ask this question . Nobody answer . No tick marks . Put a finger down . If you've ever used your work credit card for personal reasons , um just did my expense report today if you've ever taken credit for a co-worker's efforts never , never , one of my biggest pet peeves no , because they probably screwed it up , but I could have done it better anyway put a finger down if you've used someone else's Netflix password pay for your own shit .
Speaker 3I have never used it a day since put a finger down if you're at work and you've left a customer on hold and forgotten about them .
Speaker 6Oh , shit probably on purpose . Oh , you're calling for the 10th time today , cool .
Speaker 3Bye . So I well , I can't really ask this one why ? Because it's specific . Oh , Put a finger down . If well , I'm not going to ask that one . Good talk , Put a finger down if you've ever ran out of gas while driving . No , you are a liar .
Speaker 2I swear to God I never , ever have Garrett did in my car .
Speaker 1I've never .
Speaker 2Garrett ran out of gas and I had to walk to him . That was the worst four miles .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've ever ridden in a limo .
Speaker 2You have Mm-hmm .
Speaker 7Yeah .
Speaker 6A couple times Fancy smancy .
Speaker 7Yeah .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've ever been on a boat . Yeah , put a finger down if you've ever driven the wrong way down a one-way road jams . Didn't even let me finish the sentence . Wrong way , you got it , yep oh you had me here yep , when did you drive down the wrong way yesterday ?
Speaker 1no , in kokomo . Somehow it was actually in Georgia , in Savannah , and their roads are weird .
Speaker 3Like they're not concrete .
Speaker 1What is it ? Some of them are .
Speaker 3So that made you go the wrong way .
Speaker 1No , just you couldn't tell , it just happened .
Speaker 3You couldn't tell the left and right side of the road .
Speaker 1Well , I turned onto the opposite way .
Speaker 3You turned onto the opposite way Of a one-way road . Maybe your sentence structure is the problem . I don't know . You know what I mean .
Speaker 1I thought I could turn that way and I turned and I realized I couldn't and I quickly turned back around .
Speaker 2Oh , so like kind of no turn left , you turn left .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2Oh , give a good one , give a good one Put a finger down .
Speaker 3If you've ever been bucked off a horse , I'm trying to make it show , not technically .
Speaker 6I've never been bucked off . I've fallen off .
Speaker 2Ridden a horse twice in my whole life .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've gotten a piercing that no one knows about . I don't like this question . Well , jams doesn't like it either . Go ahead , jams , tell them about your vaginal .
Speaker 2Tell them about your Prince Albert Princess .
Speaker 1Albert , I guess no , never .
Speaker 6Albreta .
Speaker 2Alberta , princess Alberta .
Speaker 3Albreta . What is he doing ? Some medicine . I couldn't think of what it was . Um , you're doing some medicine . I couldn't think of what it was . Put a finger down . If you've ever had a surprise party thrown for you , I would have thrown you a surprise welcome home party . You had a surprise party .
Speaker 2No , no , no no , no , I did . I just told this story .
Speaker 1That was fucking rude Go ahead .
Speaker 3Sorry , this year I had a surprise party .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 3Oh , I remember it now .
Speaker 2Garrett , you sniffed it out of Garrett , I had it for my birthday . No , you , it was you .
Speaker 6You need to come to my house right now to help me build this hot car thing .
Speaker 2You guys were not very sharp on that . That's because I was working with Garrett and he said you just do it . I just told this story to Alexis . It was my first birthday ever back home like out of the military officially First
Relationship Reflections and Confessions
Speaker 2one .
Speaker 2Yeah , brianna talks this big thing up . I'm going to take you here . When we get in the car you're driving , I'll tell you where to turn . Blah , blah , blah . Right , we have some money as well . And so I get in this car and I'm like , you know it's 7 o'clock , you know this is going to be a late night , late night . And finally Maverick in the back seat goes we're going to Dairy Queen . And Maverick in the back seat goes we're going to Dairy Queen . And I get to Dairy Queen and I'm like that's weird .
Speaker 2You know what I got for my 23rd birthday ? A goddamn ice cream cake .
Speaker 6That you had to drive and pick up .
Speaker 3And she couldn't have just had it at the house for you .
Speaker 2That's it . I couldn't spend time with my family . Add that to my other family .
Speaker 3With you allowed , I couldn't spend time , probably in the time that we weren't even allowed to see you I couldn't spend time with my father , all of my stepmothers .
Speaker 2I couldn't spend time with my siblings . It was the kids loved it , so I loved it . Right , but it was , it was here's your birthday present it didn't even have writing on it .
Speaker 6It was just a goddamn ice cream cake .
Speaker 3Straight out of the cooler .
Speaker 6Straight out of the cooler we didn't have it ahead of time . That was just here . We're going to go here and get this .
Speaker 2Straight out of the cooler .
Speaker 6Turn left . Bye .
Speaker 5TikTok , hello , come on in .
Speaker 3I didn't know that the oh live will end in four minutes . Uh , I didn't know that the oh live will end in four minutes . Why , oh , they detected inactivity . I guess I don't know why , but they did um , put a finger down , if you've ever knowingly spread a rumor probably , I'm sure , if I had to say uh , put a finger down if you've ever used a dumb excuse to text an ex like I want a picture back fuck off .
Speaker 3I want a picture back and can you touch my girl parts ? That's what you might as well have said that was the best text to receive .
Speaker 2You know what one more dance touch me inappropriately after you've given me a picture back . That was the best text to receive .
Speaker 1Remember that you know what you don't . Remember that One more dance Touch me inappropriately after you've given me a picture back .
Speaker 2Let's not get there because it probably happened , or Moving on .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've ever lied to get out of plans with friends .
Speaker 2Yeah , Jams when is the time you have lied to get out of plans with friends ?
Speaker 6oh I'm sure there's been several . I think it happened , uh , I think it happened last saturday I know of a recent story .
Speaker 3You had yep uh put a finger down if you've ever dated someone more than five years younger than you , oh younger , I'm safe .
Speaker 2I think it's only you , Pop . I just gave myself the Jams might have .
Speaker 1No , never Dated . No , put a finger down if you've ever said I love you without meaning it .
Speaker 3Boy have I , if you've ever said I love you without meaning it .
Speaker 6No , you meant it .
Speaker 2She just didn't mean it back . That's the most whorish thing you've ever said . Dated no sir .
Speaker 1No , I'm just saying like I .
Speaker 3However , here we go . I may have dabbled . I'm curious to see , I am very curious to see who doesn't answer this one . Put a finger down . If you've stayed in a relationship that you knew you shouldn't have , james is like uh huh , brayden , double tick marks for you .
Speaker 6Brayden should have five for every time he went back put a finger down .
Speaker 3If you've ever had a relationship that lasts less than a month , does a one night stand count ? Ever had a ?
Speaker 1relationship that lasts less than a month ? Does a one night stand count ?
Speaker 3No , that's less than a month , that's not a relationship .
Speaker 2How many one ?
Speaker 3night stands have you ?
Speaker 2had
Finger Down Confessions and Fun
Speaker 2. Let's talk about it . If you had to guess , give me a round number .
Speaker 3Just roughly . How many one night stands have you participated in ?
Speaker 2Oh , I'll go toe to toe Like 38 ? No , no , it's not 64 .
Speaker 3No , it's 16 .
Speaker 2It's more . No , it's not 16 .
Speaker 1Lost your mind 16 one night stands , let's start at the top .
Speaker 3No , tell me the first one . Tell me his name . No , tell me the second one . Which one did you like the most ?
Speaker 2Denny , I think , because she married .
Speaker 5But she baby , she couldn't keep her hands to herself .
Speaker 1Glad to be back .
Speaker 3Yeah , how many .
Speaker 2How many one-night stands it's got round number .
Speaker 6Four Lie no . When was the most recent ? I mean it's had to have been several 2023 22 that's admission of guilt , well done .
Speaker 1No , it hasn't been . It went in the last eight , right Wasn't during Caleb no .
Speaker 2It was during him , I think actually no .
Speaker 3After it was after me .
Speaker 1Well , not all four . The most recent one was after you .
Speaker 3But before Caleb . Before Caleb Did he growl at you , or did he like ?
Speaker 1No , I didn't go home that way .
Speaker 2Did you hear it ?
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've broken up with someone over text . Amanda , you know you're broken up , bye .
Speaker 6TikTok , my God , that's super annoying , sorry .
Speaker 3TikTok no .
Speaker 6I've never broken up with anyone .
Speaker 3You haven't .
Speaker 6No , I'm always the one getting broken up with .
Speaker 3Is that right ?
Speaker 1Yes , it says . Some comments in this live were filtered to protect the community's experience .
Speaker 2Oh , turn that setting off .
Speaker 3Why do we have that setting ?
Speaker 1I don't think it's a setting .
Speaker 6Oops , so did people say mean things to us yeah , that's probably what it is .
Speaker 1I really wish we could have seen it , though , oh , um what says there's a message from elf , hello elf .
Speaker 3Um , all right , what's wrong ? I can't see it , alf , I'm sorry , we'll just do a couple more . Oh , it's just a finger up , sorry , what ? Put a finger down if you've ever cheated on someone ?
Speaker 2Oh boy , Everybody's going to go ahead and just mark out .
Speaker 3Hold on .
Speaker 2You didn't , no , I did .
Speaker 3Okay , put a finger down . If you've fallen in love at first sight , tell him honey , couldn't help yourself . I'm adorable . Put a finger down if you've broken someone's heart . Yep , never You've broken somebody's heart . Yeah , never You've broken somebody's heart . Probably Don't be silly I have broken .
Speaker 7You know what ?
Speaker 6I think I have . I'll go back to the text message . One Give myself credit .
Speaker 3All right , last one . Put a finger down if you've had or given a pet name to a significant other , goodness gracious , all right . So let's do the final tally on this to see where we're at 44 . I have 5 , 10 , 15 , 20 , 25 , 30 . I have 34 .
Speaker 2James and I have 44 . That's fours baby 31 .
Speaker 1You got up to 31? .
Speaker 3All right , so we need to do one for the two of you to declare the biggest loser . How long ?
Speaker 2you got .
Speaker 1Can we just give it to Brayden ?
Speaker 6For the biggest loser ? Yes , because he should have had several for a lot of those questions .
Speaker 3Alright , put a finger down if you've ever seen an alligator in real life .
Speaker 1Oh , yeah , okay .
Speaker 3Put a finger down . If you brushed your teeth this morning , you guys still tired .
Speaker 2We're getting somewhere . It's about to get rowdy .
Speaker 3Put a finger down if you've ridden a bike .
Speaker 6You both have done that you rode Braxton's a month ago .
Speaker 3Put a finger down . If you've ever put anything in your butt , let's do it , maybe since a month ago . Put a finger down , if you've ever put anything in your butt Checkmark . Let's do it , maybe that does it .
Speaker 1Oh Jim's ass , no , never . I have never put something in my butt .
Speaker 3Okay , rephrase it . Yeah , you blinked on that one .
Speaker 1Rephrase it . No , I was .
Speaker 2I'm saying , If you've ever had anything put in your butt , there we go . That's the checkmark . Thanks , what was put in there .
Speaker 1You know this .
Speaker 2A fingy , I do which fingy ?
Speaker 3Oh , I do know this . Is there someone here ? I didn't know . Well , that's what Kyle says Put a finger down , put a finger down .
Boundaries and Relationship Challenges
Speaker 3If yeah , we'll just call it .
Speaker 2Pussy .
Speaker 3Pussy . I'm sorry what . Say it again Pussy . Why do you challenge ?
Speaker 2me Say it again Put a finger down .
Speaker 3I'm trying to think of a good one here . Put a finger down . I'm trying to think of a good one here . Put a finger down if you . No , I can't say it .
Speaker 2I can't , we're on too many lives right now .
Speaker 3I can't do it . That's so upsetting .
Speaker 2I can't do it . This will be handled off air .
Speaker 3Yeah , we'll do that .
Speaker 1We will handle this like men and women , but until then , it's the most wonderful time of this goddamn podcast did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment , are you ?
Speaker 6insane like me . Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams . Well , you asked for our advice . We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty .
Speaker 3Brutal honesty . It shall be . Dear Ams and Jams , my husband and myself have been together for four years and we're married two years out of those four . Last year , I found a fake Instagram and TikTok account that he had where he followed thousands of partially naked women . This is a weirdo Partially naked . I asked him to close that account and it made me very uncomfortable . He acknowledged that he had a porn addiction and wouldn't do it again . That's not how addictions work . Six months later , I found another Instagram account he had and confronted him again . Same thing he apologized , said he would seek therapy and close the account . Two days ago , I found out that he had opened another account after almost six months of therapy . This time I looked at the girls he followed and they were mostly for this show 18 years old . I confronted him again , but at this point I feel hopeless and done . I value my relationship with him , but this but this is now . I feel like he's a pedophile and it's disturbing Ams and jams . What should I do ? Is this normal ?
Speaker 6No , it's not normal . It's not normal for men .
Speaker 3Well , he doesn't know the ages of these girls , does he ?
Speaker 6No , it's not that part . It's the fact that he's constantly creating accounts to hide from you .
Speaker 1Yeah , and that's what's not Would you rather him look at porn ?
Speaker 6Yes , why ? Rather than if I say hey , I really don't like this . You have a , an account that you were hiding from me . Can you close it and we're not going to revisit this road again ? Yeah , okay , I'm sorry I won't do it again , and then he makes another fake account , and another fake account , and another fake account and it's always I'm sorry yeah
Speaker 7I think you're speaking out of no , not me , I've all .
Speaker 2I had a pornhub premium .
Speaker 6I paid for that some bitch , there was no , I'm sorry in your situation , no , so what do you ?
Speaker 1say it was always you . I say leave his ass , don't worry about it . That's weird so we're leaving a relationship over instagram , I think he can't help himself , and if you think they're younger than they should be , then fucking leave .
Speaker 2You also stopped yourself and said 18 and above . That's weird .
Speaker 1Well , but again , you don't know . Well , it doesn't matter If she thinks they're too young , they're probably too , young .
Speaker 2I was a freshly single man and 18 to 22-year year olds were 18 to 22 years repulsed me . Except one of them gave me chlamydia .
Speaker 1And there you go .
Speaker 3Dear AMS and jams , my hubby and I , uh , my hubby and I have an amazing marriage .
Speaker 1No , you don't .
Speaker 3He's my best friend as well as the love of my life . Thank you , amanda . That was very nice of you to say . However , he is my second marriage . My first husband was emotionally manipulative and a master gaslighter , which has me thinking about this exchange with my now hubby , which started off as banter . Maybe I'm being oversensitive . Yes , this one's got Amanda written all over it . We wind each other up for a forime and tonight was no different . Hubby called me a pain in the ass pretty standard . I pointed out that in our vows I stated that I cannot fix all of your problems and I'll be honest , I'll probably be the cause of some .
Speaker 2Bit of a bit Most .
Speaker 3Hubby said you're the cause of all my problems . Ah , that was stupid . I told him straight . It hurt my feelings and he took it too far . Hubby said he feels I was guilt , tripping him like manipulative style . I explained no , I expressed my feelings and I am allowed to feel that way . He left the room and went to his man cave and no other words have been spoken oh , I would have burnt them , fucking man cave , I worry I've been oversensitive because of a previous experience as an fyi .
Speaker 3Hubby has ocd and so shows signs of asD . What's ASD ? I honestly don't know no , although never formally diagnosed , so he may not be able to read the situation , but I have . I may have overreacted ams and jams . Help Brayden and Denny . Leave it to the girls autism spectrum disorder .
Speaker 1Um , I feel the need to introduce myself um , yeah , denny , did you ever get to come down to your man cave without me coming down here and fucking raising ?
Speaker 6but here's the thing , here's the thing .
Speaker 1Let's , yeah , let's look at what the situation is down , but I burned the motherfucker down .
Speaker 6You're just mad because he walked away . But the issue is , you guys have a game where you throw insults at each other and you've done it for years and this one finally hurt your feelings and now you're mad at him for it . It was kind of a dick thing .
Speaker 2Are you shitting me why ?
Speaker 3was it a dick thing to say ?
Speaker 6I called the saying if . If he says I'm a pain in the ass and I said well , in my vows I said I'm not going to solve all your problems but I'll be a part of some of them , I 100% expect him to say I'm all of his problem , yeah because I am . I am his problem .
Speaker 2That's playful .
Speaker 6That's part of being married . That's 100% what somebody would say .
Speaker 2Alexis calls herself my prettiest problem .
Speaker 6You have lots of problems but she's my prettiest one .
Speaker 3I'm a bitch , I want easy Does it .
Speaker 6So I think you're being overly sensitive .
Speaker 3Yeah , jim says no .
Speaker 6You're .
Speaker 1you set a trap for him and when he walked into it , you said I don't know about that , because I mean , maybe it's a banner back and forth .
Speaker 6I think this is every joke has a little truth .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's why this video is named that .
Speaker 3She's going to drive home silent . Dear Ams and Jams , my husband and I have been married 17 years together 24 . He has developed a habit that really irritates me While I'm sleeping , he will fondle my private parts breasts , crotch and bottom . I hate the word crotch .
Speaker 2I hate why you say it like that .
Speaker 3It ranges from a light touch to penetration with fingers . This sometimes happens even if I'm sleeping in a different room . You must have really long arms .
Speaker 6First off , how fucking hard are you sleeping ?
Speaker 1And , first off , are you not giving it up ever ?
Speaker 3We have three kids , and this started nine years ago when my middle was a baby , so I truly don't appreciate being woken up for a non-emergency when a full night's sleep is far from guaranteed . I've been telling him for years how I don't like this . The situation is a catch-22 for us because it makes me want to have sex less , which makes him long for sex more wrong podcast .
Speaker 3These are whores you're talking to last night I woke up to him touching my crotch and had and I had to drag an apology out of him . He doesn't see the problem as much , since our sex life isn't very active . Am I overreacting and this isn't unusual for couples , or is it a violation of boundaries ? I told him I'd ask ams and jams .
Speaker 1This is me asking okay , first off , if you don't like it , then yes , it's fucking rude to do . Yeah , if if you say hey , don't touch me , and he shouldn't fucking touch you . Yes , however angry you are not okay , married , and if you aren't giving it up , like he's his wife , aren't you ?
Speaker 6like morally obligated .
Speaker 2No , you are not morally obligated no , he said not morally obligated , he said that for a reason it's a little jokey joke .
Speaker 6Little jokey joke . Are you trying but to get the studio time ?
Speaker 1out kind of . I see I feel differently about it if you don't the whore coming out ? No , if you don't don't , that's the whore coming out . No , if you don't give your man sex , does he have a right to take it from you ? No , but if he's not taking it from you , he's probably going to go getting it somewhere else , and then you're going to be writing in here my husband cheated on me .
Speaker 2When was the last time you guys had sex ?
Speaker 1Yeah , march of last year , without him trying to fucking fondle you while you're asleep . I'm sorry , but give it up . Give it up a little bit . Make the man happy .
Speaker 3Why do you want to fondle somebody while they're asleep ?
Speaker 1It's wrong . Isn't that a little weird ? Don't get me , it's weird .
Speaker 6Look , a little boob squeeze while you're snuggling , a little butt squeeze , I think is normal , but penetration , yeah , the penetration that takes penetration yeah the penetration .
Speaker 3I don't like that word right now .
Speaker 1But she's allowing him to do it .
Speaker 3No she's not , she says no .
Speaker 6He does it , and then she says no bad boy .
Speaker 1Well it's not that they stop having sex though Squirt bottle .
Speaker 3She says they're having sex less Because it makes her frustrated with him .
Speaker 6So she's .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 6Yeah Well , I don't think , I don't think he's getting to the sex part with his fondling , oh well she said there's penetration , so thinners Fingers .
Speaker 1Gotcha , he's just trying to get you in the mood .
Speaker 2Hey , do you love ?
Speaker 1me , yet Do you ?
Speaker 2love me yet .
Speaker 1I'm just saying like I mean , everybody needs that .
Speaker 6It's a need . I understand why it makes you want him less , because you're frustrated with him and he's crossing your boundaries and you need to tell him that Look , when you don't respect me , I don't want to have sex with you , so we need to come to an understanding is this a respect thing is it disrespectful for her to not give sex to him ?
Speaker 6no , it's her body . She doesn't owe him sex . A wife does not owe her husband sex if he is not meeting her other needs she didn't say anything about the other needs , which is catch 22 though , because she did say that it's causing this thing .
Speaker 3So you say if she's not meeting the other needs , so if he is meeting the other needs does he deserve sex if he's meeting her other needs , she will want sex does he deserve sex ?
Speaker 6it's not deserved , or ?
Speaker 3undeserved . You said it , I'm just clarifying no , I'm saying .
Speaker 2Tony from Ruchaville says Looks like you're in the doghouse , dude .
Speaker 6This is my intro , remember this talking over thing we talked about .
Speaker 1I think what he's saying is he's saying , like she's not the way she's making a sound , she wants to have sex with him less . I think he's rarely getting it unless he tries and she's sleeping . And I'm assuming there's other reasons she's not wanting
Sex, Intimacy, and Relationship Dynamics
Speaker 1to be into . But if you're not getting sex at all ever , if you're not giving it out , why ? I know you love that person , but why are you with that person ?
Speaker 7Yeah .
Speaker 2Intimacy matters . Sex is more than just sex .
Speaker 1The intimacy , matters , and then you're going to be upset when he goes and gets it from somebody else because you're not giving him the intimacy .
Speaker 3But I don't know that that part really matters when she's trying to catch a few Z's and he's sticking his fingers .
Speaker 1No , I get that . I get that In her butt , but she has to .
Speaker 3She's trying to sleep .
Speaker 2I think that's the part where I'm missing . It's not the normal one it's my butt . I hate it . You ever gotten woken up at 2 am with a finger in your butt ? I hate it Wait a minute , hasn't everybody ?
Speaker 3I want him to leave . Ever seen a grown man naked ?
Speaker 1But I don't think it's about them deserving it or her having to do it . It's about if you don't want to do that anymore .
Speaker 2You lost me , sorry .
Speaker 6No , if she's saying overall , if , if you are not sleeping with him because you don't want to sleep with him , then why are you guys together ? That's good . I understand that , and a lot of wives kind of get in that spot where they feel like they're more motherly to their husbands because husbands aren't helping around the house . There's like this whole big thing about it .
Speaker 3That's what I'm talking about . If a husband works around the house , shouldn't he get a little extra sex ?
Speaker 6Well , that's what I'm talking about . Her needs aren't being met . That's why she's not feeling in the mood . Most likely , she doesn't say that . That's typically what happens in relationships .
Speaker 2Except you still give it up . So , shut up .
Speaker 1I still need it .
Speaker 2Don't clap your hands . You still do it . I haven't . You know what .
Speaker 1In what Today ? No Well , let's think about this Three days .
Speaker 3Two weeks . It's time to talk about one thing I love . Two weeks Going strong Jams . Tell us something you love and something you hate Going without sex for two weeks . I hate the way you lie . I hate it . Remember that one question where it said have you ever lied to anyone in this room ? I hate it .
Speaker 1No , I'm serious , it's been two weeks , that's not long enough . Tomorrow's a new day .
Speaker 3Tomorrow starts week three Not long enough .
Speaker 1Tomorrow's a new day . Tomorrow starts week three . I love , I don't know , not much right now .
Speaker 2I just picked something .
Speaker 1Okay .
Speaker 2You love .
Speaker 1Audrey .
Speaker 2I do love Audrey . You love your oldest stepson , ex-stepson .
Speaker 1You love Jams or Amps .
Speaker 3I love my puppies . You love Nacho Fattykins All five of them .
Speaker 6No , I have begged you . Yes , I do love .
Speaker 7Nacho Fattykins All five of them .
Speaker 2No , I have begged you .
Speaker 1Yes . I do love Nacho , you don't love Pipey . I love Bama , lamekins and Cripplekins .
Speaker 3I don't think you can say Cripplekins .
Speaker 2I've tried to get dogs from her and she has laid out bullet points as to why . I can't have them . She was adamantly against you getting the first dog , yeah . And then Bama Lamekins got on my chest and just snuggled me . I was like oh that's what she said .
Speaker 3No , For what she loves her dogs . Yeah , brayden , tell us something you love , something you hate .
Speaker 2I love the night before a big football game that now I'm a part of the coaching staff . I it is . I am .
Speaker 1Aren't you like third in line ?
Speaker 6Second .
Speaker 1Then he .
Speaker 6Then you , oh really , it would be Four .
Speaker 3He's fourth he has some say Some .
Speaker 6I'm just kidding .
Speaker 3You know , what I was never able to get ready for was a nice t-ball game , yeah didn't get to be t-mom for that either britain . What's something you hate ?
Speaker 6hey , I have a question . The three of you was hit me was britney part of football pictures she was not the team . Mom wasn't part of football pictures I did offer for her .
Speaker 3We did a very funny , funny thing and it was my idea . Casen's dad was not there and we always tease case yes , he was so brayden stood in for the parent hand on his shoulder pad just like he was really his son , say I love you , dad . So when they open that it's just going to be Brayden .
Speaker 2Are you serious ? Oh so serious . Chris is going to love it .
Speaker 7Oh is he .
Speaker 3But I should say I love you Dad , and when he has sex with Chris's wife , she's going to love it too . Honey , tell us something you love , something you hate .
Speaker 6I love being able to push back in a professional manner and not lose my shit Like I would like to do typically . Because , I'm coaching you . Well , no , I mean , I knew what to do .
Speaker 3You always know what to do . Normally , I know what to do . Execution is not your thing .
Speaker 6I just choose to not Normally , I choose violence .
Speaker 2You're more of a love me or it'll hurt . Execution is not your thing . I just choose to . Not Normally , I choose violence . You're more of a love me or it'll hurt .
Speaker 6And God damn it hurts it just hurts . I chose professional today Good job and made somebody hide from me .
Speaker 7Good job .
Speaker 2And hide from cleaning a bathroom . Can you choose professional next time ? I hide from you . No .
Speaker 6Instead of just pure fear At home , I have to choose violence . That's the only way we survive in this household .
Venting About Pet Peeves and Passions
Speaker 3Tell us something you hate .
Speaker 6I hate when it's really really hot out and then people are dumb and still wear sweatshirts and jeans .
Speaker 3All of it's going back to the same person .
Speaker 2I saw somebody wear a cardigan today with the leather elbow pads and I looked at him for quite some time .
Speaker 3Ooh yeah that's a good look . How are ?
Speaker 2you not dying . I said hey , what's going on , Bubba , Because I've walked from my car Is your iron low . I walked from the car to the front door . It's 10 paces . I'm dripping .
Speaker 7There's a lot going on right now , yeah .
Speaker 3So I'll tell you what I love . What do you love ? I love youth sports .
Speaker 6I'm not a fan of youth sports right now I love the Team .
Speaker 3I love all of the stuff . I'm not a huge fan of the parents , but I love the team . I love all of the stuff . I'm not a huge fan of the parents , but I love everything else and I love when I have those kids and I have their attention . I love watching them do whatever . It's just it's very fulfilling to me , very fulfilling . I hate when sound effects don't work . No , I'll tell you what I hate . I hate when sound effects don't work . Nope , I'll tell you what I hate . I hate losing .
Speaker 2We're not going through anything .
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Speaker 3Divorce , tgc , sod Correct . That's weird , that actually kind of lines up it does . We'll take it , thanks .