My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Put A Finger Down Challenge
Ever wondered how chaotic and amusing it can get with a wife and an ex-wife on the same podcast? This episode is packed with laughter and awkward moments as Amanda, Jams, Brayden, and Denny navigate through playful banter, personal quirks, and even some technical difficulties. You’ll hear us tackle societal norms like not wearing white after Labor Day and light-heartedly tease Brayden about his relationship status. Jams shares her upcoming Labor Day plans, and the familial chaos and camaraderie will keep you entertained from start to finish.
The fun continues with a lively "Put a Finger Down" challenge that takes an amusing turn as we confess our mischievous pasts, from spending money that wasn’t ours to attending uninvited parties. One highlight is Uncle Mark's memorable bubble bath incident, which sparks laughter and candid discussions about our wild childhood antics and personal revelations. We wrap this segment with a blend of humor and introspection that will keep you engaged and chuckling.
And if you think that’s all, wait till you hear our random conversations about relationship challenges, pet peeves, and quirky personal preferences. From debating pronunciation to discussing the pros and cons of nude beaches, the topics are as diverse as they are entertaining. We also dive into the joys and frustrations of working with youth sports and even vent about inappropriate clothing in extreme heat. With plenty of laughs, surprises, and genuine camaraderie, this episode is a rollercoaster ride you won't want to miss!
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams the ex-wife.
Speaker 2:And I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me. That peace and happiness might be found there.
Speaker 5:You gave me hope, and now, now we have to say goodbye, ouch, if there's any bitches in this room then there's something I gotta say Say For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way. Way I've been down that road and I'm back sitting on square one one trying to pick myself up where?
Speaker 3:I started from my wife, my ex-wife and me starts now and it starts right now. My name is Denny Brillensens. I am the host of this week's podcast, my wife, my ex-wife and me. We've been gone for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1:I uh took my headphones off for a second and heard you singing and I am so glad that we are muted and I had my headphones on every time you heard me singing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I can't no, I'm clear glad that we are muted and I had my headphones on every time.
Speaker 7:You heard me singing yeah.
Speaker 1:I can't know. I'm clear one that was you.
Speaker 3:I don't think so. I don't think that was me Be mean. So welcome to this week's podcast. We've got a doozy planned. We are simulcast. Is that the right word, simulcast? Yes, sir, it is. We're simulcasting on TikTok Live, we're on our YouTube channel and we're on Facebook, so we're with the young kids, the old folks and the in-betweens.
Speaker 2:This is an unprecedented podcast.
Speaker 6:Well, we kind of tried to do this last week, you just weren't here.
Speaker 3:Well, you said you'd be back in a minute.
Speaker 1:You were here and then you left and I was done waiting. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Alright. So anyway, thanks for jumping on the podcast with us. Hope you get a little something out of it. If you've ever seen on TikTok, the put a finger down challenge, or if you ever played it, yeah, I mean you could put a finger down.
Speaker 2:if blank, there we go.
Speaker 3:And you put a finger down.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And you put a finger down. Yeah, and if your ex-wife were to put a finger down?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she'd have no more fingies.
Speaker 3:What would it be called? What would we? What would a question be?
Speaker 2:The worst person in the world game.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you're the worst person Put a finger down.
Speaker 2:If you know what.
Speaker 3:We'll just stop there. Yeah, hey, let's introduce my ex-wife. Do you want to do that? Speaking of whores Jammed To my left, it's my ex-wife Jams. You ruined everything you stupid bitch. Missed you so stupid?
Speaker 5:You ruined everything you stupid, stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn there it is bitch you're a stupid bitch and lose some weight say hello, hello Jams, hello Did you hear what I said.
Speaker 3:How was your week?
Speaker 1:this week Jams. It was fine. It was a short week at work. I have a long weekend.
Speaker 3:It's Labor Day. If you're listening to this on Monday, you're listening to it on a holiday.
Speaker 2:Don't wear white tomorrow. No, it's after Labor Day, tuesday. Don't wear white.
Speaker 3:Tuesday why do you think it is that you don't wear white after Labor?
Speaker 2:Day Makes you washed out. I am said tan lines, tan and stuff.
Speaker 6:No, I did not say tan lines. I said it makes you look washed out.
Speaker 1:Oh, because you start losing your tan.
Speaker 3:But you don't start losing your tan in September.
Speaker 6:If you have the old weather that we used to have, it would be cold in September.
Speaker 2:It is as hot as Satan's office. It is so hot outside.
Speaker 3:I heard you say that today. Why is Satan's office hot?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I thought it was a Satan's armpit. I was going to say his grundle, but I figured that was a little.
Speaker 3:What's a grundle? A taint, yeah, is that?
Speaker 2:like the clinical word for it, a lot of the rub I'm not sure Is that where the butt sweat comes from. That's where a lot of it forms.
Speaker 3:You would know some butt sweat.
Speaker 2:That's where a lot of it forms. The whole team knows I have butt sweat now.
Speaker 3:Well, that's because no one can hide it, it's because no one can unsee that. You know what else they can't unsee?
Speaker 2:Go ahead, we came up with a new opening song for you, for me, yeah, who came up with?
Speaker 3:it the girls.
Speaker 2:Huh, yeah, alright.
Speaker 6:This was voted on last week.
Speaker 3:So this is it. Across from me. It's my very handsome son Brayden.
Speaker 5:There's a fire burning in my crotch. I need to have the doctor go ahead and check my box. Sadly I'm not peeing crystal clear. Having every STD is what I fear. I can't help feeling I think I have it all, Every STD.
Speaker 2:Say hello, Brayden Hi.
Speaker 1:We need to wax the eyebrows.
Speaker 3:Do you have any STDs right now? No, how sure are you Positive?
Speaker 2:You're positive, you're positive. No, how can you?
Speaker 3:be so sure that you don't have like a lingering little chigger in there.
Speaker 2:This is what a happy relationship looks like. This is what a very trustworthy relationship looks like.
Speaker 3:I'm in a good relationship where it doesn't burn when I pee.
Speaker 2:I am in a fantastic relationship and I have nothing but trust and love in my life. And the occasional burning sensation? No, no, no. Occasional burning, None.
Speaker 3:Are you going to leave any more mail on your?
Speaker 2:No mail left to be had. No mail left to be had.
Speaker 3:Are you going to leave any more?
Speaker 2:mail on your no mail left to be had no mail left to be had what you looking for Jams. Can I have a pen?
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a whole goddamn bucket From the smiley face or something. Why? Why I just.
Speaker 3:Are you going to pick your teeth on the podcast?
Speaker 1:I have something in my tooth and it's driving me nuts.
Speaker 3:And you think that little thing is going to get it.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:What if you screw up and swallow that? We've got to take you to the emergency room.
Speaker 2:I'm so upset that you guys think I have STDs still I don't think you should say things like still on the podcast. I had chlamydia two times and I'm no. There was that third time when you gave it to.
Speaker 7:No no Months later.
Speaker 5:What Months?
Speaker 2:Months later, that has been clarified. I have documentation. I have documentation. You want me to pull up the email.
Speaker 6:She was positive. Where else would she have gotten it from?
Speaker 2:Anyone in Howard County, Tipton County, Marion County, Grant County, Hamilton County? What's a county in Ohio? Give me one of those counties. Is there a county in Kentucky? That's close? I don't give a shit. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:This current time is just one of those times. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5:I don't think you're a bad person. I just don't want to hear you talking anymore.
Speaker 2:Shut the fuck up. I rattled off a couple of guns.
Speaker 7:You went on a rant for a second.
Speaker 2:And just so you know, I think she's been to all of those and she's got at least a couple victims in those. They're all victims. I just have not realized it yet what I'm saying is clean bill of health before clean bill of health after. I made sure of it, good for you. I made sure of it, good for you.
Speaker 3:I made sure of it. Stay away from it.
Speaker 2:When you get into a certain predicament with a woman of that stature, you have to check before and after.
Speaker 5:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:All right, I deserve that. I deserve that. Say baby, anything burning down there.
Speaker 6:You know I'm mad at you all over again. Baby, anything burning down there, you know.
Speaker 2:I'm mad at you all over again.
Speaker 3:Anything stinging down there. You want to move back into my house. I'm sad that you have frozen on the screen at this point. Hey, let's keep the introductions going, shall we? Before the storm.
Speaker 7:Hello oh.
Speaker 3:Click answer. We got kicked out of the TikTok live. It looks like.
Speaker 6:Why did it?
Speaker 3:call us Is it the chlamydia's. It is not. It is the it's unstable internet because of the storm that we are currently embarking upon. A little bit of technical so, hey, let's go ahead and introduce my beautiful wife. You guys want to do that. I think we will. Let's find her song Across from me is my beautiful wife Amanda.
Speaker 4:People call me rude because I ain't letting them try me Saying I'm a hoe because I'm in love with my body Issues, but nobody I can talk to about it. They keep saying I should get help, but I don't even know what I need. They keep saying speak your truth and at the same time say they don't believe. Man, excuse me, while I get into my feelings for a second. Usually I keep it down, but today I got to tell it. Not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but everybody anyway.
Speaker 3:Bounce back because a bad bitch can have bad day. Are we still live?
Speaker 2:Are you having a bad day? We are.
Speaker 6:No, I'm having a good day.
Speaker 3:Is it saying we're not?
Speaker 6:Okay, I pushed back this week and it feels very nice.
Speaker 3:She did. She finally had an opportunity at work and she did it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, did you yell at somebody? No, did you snarl? No Bullshit. Yes, we're still live.
Speaker 3:Somebody actually answered us. Thank you, Ashley.
Speaker 6:For helping us.
Speaker 3:This is why we need somebody because we are such a shitty podcast. You had to listen and tell Jams that we were still live let's just let it be known.
Speaker 2:Amanda just told me that she didn't snarl when this opportunity arose.
Speaker 3:No, I handled it. Hey, anyone in this room in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio. Is there anyone that has ever needed to de-escalate a situation? Yep Me, yeah. What is a tactic you use to de-escalate a situation?
Speaker 6:I don't, I escalate it instead Wait is this the first question.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. This is something different. Put your hands down, put your hands down, put your hands down. You're confusing Jams. Ever de-escalated a situation, no.
Speaker 6:Have you ever needed to or have you ever successfully? Those are two different questions.
Speaker 1:There's probably times I needed to, but I never, are you good at?
Speaker 3:de-escalation or do you escalate? I escalate, brayden, which are you? I've done them both. You've been arrested, honey. How about you?
Speaker 2:Never have I, ever. I've turned myself in both times.
Speaker 3:Oh well, it's still an arrest.
Speaker 6:Never had handcuffs on. I mean, I have needed to de-escalate situations.
Speaker 3:Once again not the question I don't remember the question.
Speaker 6:I wasn't really listening, have you?
Speaker 3:ever de-escalated a situation? Probably not Well, today I have 19 seconds worth of good advice. There's going to be shit advice.
Speaker 8:I am a trained expert in de-escalation tactics, so here are a few phrases that can help you diffuse a tense situation. What did you mean by that? Do we got a problem here? What's your fucking deal, dude? I'd like to see you try Punch me in the mouth about it.
Speaker 2:Then I've tried all of those with my ex-wife and none of them worked. I did get punched in the mouth. You deserved it, I did.
Speaker 3:You should have pressed charges, so you deserve.
Speaker 2:You deserve everything I was talking about the first time, don't everybody gang up on me the first time 14th.
Speaker 3:How many times have you been punched in the face?
Speaker 7:By her, by her For seven years.
Speaker 3:I was looking and we didn't do the podcast commemorating Brayden's dismissal of the charge of aggravated battery.
Speaker 6:Oh, no of course, domestic battery, of course we did it Because he hid it from us, because it was while he was with her.
Speaker 3:That part's true, that one kind of stings I am living my life. Right now, brayden was enjoying the podcast and now he just wants to go sit in the rain. It's weird.
Speaker 6:It's almost like he made two of her house payments for her to drop the false charges against him.
Speaker 3:Welcome to the podcast, hey, this week on the old podcast. Here's what we're going to do. So if you've ever been on TikTok and seen the put a finger down challenge, yes TikTok.
Speaker 1:If you've ever been on.
Speaker 6:TikTok. Let's practice those of you on TikTok, if you've ever been here.
Speaker 3:Jams. No, I'm not doing that Give us a breakdown how this works?
Speaker 6:Brayden probably shouldn't either. His hands look like he has stolen Braxton and is holding them up.
Speaker 3:They do look quite miniature they make your wiener look real big, if you have done something, put a finger down.
Speaker 1:We're going to make a checkmark.
Speaker 3:I've done things.
Speaker 2:Why are two things down? Oh because Moving on check mark, I've done things. Why is? Why are two things down?
Speaker 3:oh because moving on, moving on live long and prosper let's do this okay, so we're ready for the put a finger down challenge. I will ask the questions making tiki marks, though we don't have enough fingers to do a podcast. That will be a roughly an hour of this, maybe 40 minutes he found a website with 150 questions people now I have been included, so here's the deal we will put a tick mark for everything we're putting down yes. So if we've done it, yes, we put a tick mark yes, yes, is that everybody agrees? Yes? So I say, amanda, have you ever eaten?
Speaker 3:corn on the cob no. You say and then you say yes at the tick mark.
Speaker 1:If you have eaten corn on the cob, put a finger down.
Speaker 2:Now, do you want us to number these? This is a production meeting. No, okay.
Speaker 3:Nope, just tick marks.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:And do them in five, but you don't ask, just like tally marks like normal people.
Speaker 1:You ask the group, you don't ask just one person.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think he knows.
Speaker 1:He's old, it's all good. I don't think that's not how he did the sample, so just making sure everybody's awake.
Speaker 6:I think his sample is not a good sample. Are we ready?
Speaker 3:First question.
Speaker 1:You're fucking trying.
Speaker 3:This one is kind of you might want to go into your microphone like for fun. I was yelling at brayden, has anyone? Have you? Have you ever spent money that wasn't yours to spend absolutely?
Speaker 2:are you kidding?
Speaker 1:that is my first like without anybody knowing um.
Speaker 3:Let me see, you've ever spent money that wasn't yours to spend that no one knew. No I didn't finish reading the question, I suppose.
Speaker 1:Fuck off. Okay, could you mind talking into the mic. No, yeah, go.
Speaker 3:So when was the time, brayden?
Speaker 1:that you spent money that wasn't yours Well. I'm not going to you Just kidding. Don't do that Cha-ching Honey. What was?
Speaker 3:the time that you spent money that wasn't yours.
Speaker 1:I didn't put a check mark. Oh, you didn't. You've never spent someone else's money, that I wasn't supposed to know.
Speaker 6:That's not true. You spend my money all the time. That's not true. It's our money.
Speaker 3:It says You've spent money that wasn't yours to spend that wasn't yours to spend.
Speaker 6:To spend Right.
Speaker 1:So if somebody gives you money to spend, then that's yours to spend.
Speaker 3:Okay, then I need to take that off. Oh so now you have a negative tick mark, is what? You're saying, yeah, if I've spent somebody else's money, I've been given permission okay, uh, put a finger down or make a tick mark if you've gone to a party that you weren't invited to.
Speaker 6:Absolutely not.
Speaker 3:Amanda's going to win.
Speaker 6:I'm not Because she's the most boring motherfucker on the show. I'm not going to a party that I was invited to, because I don't like people.
Speaker 1:Put a finger down if you just never do shit.
Speaker 2:Put a finger down if you've done four loads of laundry in one day.
Speaker 3:There she is. I can't wait to see this one, and I'm going to ask for examples, sure. Put a finger down if you've ever stolen anything. Yes, so Jams says yes, she's also looking around the room to see if anyone else said yes. She did Jams. What have you stolen?
Speaker 7:You want the most recent or her favorite. Make sure that you say something that the Stat statue of limitations has expired.
Speaker 3:Has expired.
Speaker 1:When I got caught when I was young, me and my friend went to Huck's in Greentown, stole a whole bunch of candy bars and my mom caught us.
Speaker 3:How did your mom catch you?
Speaker 1:She found the candy bars. She's like where did you get all these?
Speaker 2:Where'd you get 37 candy bars Pickle?
Speaker 1:This is a payday and I had to return the ones uneaten.
Speaker 3:What did you do for the ones you did eat? My mom paid for them. Brayden, what have you stolen?
Speaker 2:37 packs of gum.
Speaker 3:Yes, you did. And what did your father make you do?
Speaker 2:Chew every single one.
Speaker 3:He just stood there and Brayden when he does something and he was in trouble. He was a defiant little dick and I hated him. It was the same face Stonewall. And he just stared at me while he chewed.
Speaker 2:That's why you hit your cup full of Diet Coke All over the goddamn house. Oh, I was mad that day.
Speaker 3:Moving on, Honey. What have you stolen? Yes, Now I'm going to tell you all a story. These are my favorite times, jams and I were married at the grocery store together.
Speaker 2:And you stole 38, two liters.
Speaker 3:I did have some two liters in the bottom of the cart. Now I want to tell everyone.
Speaker 7:Whoa.
Speaker 3:Some Speak clearly. I am speaking, speaking clearly. I had some two liters in the bottom of the cart that I could have afforded to pay for. Absolutely I just. I've never felt more alive and jams. This is one of my favorite stories about her. She would look around, she was like casing the place over. Four or two later I couldn't stand it.
Speaker 1:I couldn't Whoa four.
Speaker 2:No, it was 12 at a minimum.
Speaker 1:Either way.
Speaker 3:She is standing at the end of the cart and she's like side eye and everything. She's like looking around and this person starts walking towards us and she's going kill it, kill it, kill it, kill it. What? And she's staring at me so intently and she's doing the neck thing like no one's going to see Kill it, that she's cutting her own throat.
Speaker 6:Hey, we got to stop while we're doing and I'm like what?
Speaker 3:And she was like. And she starts pointing Okay, braxton, and I'm like what? And she's like they're coming. And I said what do you mean? They're coming. Is it loss prevention?
Speaker 1:Well, it's just whoever, and she doesn't care. Listen, I don't think it was two liters in the thing, it was the salt.
Speaker 2:No, no, because he gets the salt before he leaves. I just paid for four of them. Are you shitting me? This is elementary.
Speaker 1:I said I don't think you should do the salt.
Speaker 3:No, no, no. You said I should pay for everything that was in the cart.
Speaker 1:Yes, I've never felt more alive. And then you did it and I said don't do the salt thing. And I said don't do the salt thing, don't do not do the salt thing, because you always did the salt thing, don't do the salt thing. And you said finish paying for this, I'm going to pull up the truck. And I said I can't. No, I'm too, I can't, I don't have a heart.
Speaker 5:They're going to tackle me.
Speaker 3:All right, make a tick mark, put a finger down whichever you call it, if you've ever used someone else's toothbrush Word.
Speaker 2:Never.
Speaker 3:How many tick marks do you have? Zero One.
Speaker 6:I've stolen a lot of things. I got to tell you, if I go to the grocery store and I don't steal something, I'm legitimately angry.
Speaker 3:Brayden, ever used somebody else's toothbrush? Yes, yes, I have. When was the last time. Oh God, yes, yes, I have. When was the last time? Oh god, it was like 15 minutes ago. No god, no, no. Have you ever used someone, someone's toothbrush that breathed in your mouth? No, no need it was direct all the breath directly in my face, whatever I need face, mouth yeah, yeah, I use.
Speaker 2:I use brianna's and alexis's at the same time. No, no, no. I was every time that I, for some reason, every time I came home on leave, I never brought toothbrush uh, put a finger down.
Speaker 3:If you've ever pretended to be on the phone to a void a conversation, yeah, I'll be marking that. I have a whole thing down. So if you work with me and you're listening to this podcast, shut it off. I don't even do that. I just see somebody coming from afar. Phone goes up to my ear. Now, what's funny? I never just talk on my phone, I always put my earbuds in. So if you see me holding my phone up, that's telltale.
Speaker 2:I'm lying to you, motherfucker. Yeah, I haven't done it to you.
Speaker 3:I know I should how many times have you clicked the?
Speaker 1:I'll call you back button oh, and then you're like every time I'm your son, I'm your son, fuck that, but I'm your first son.
Speaker 6:I'm your first.
Speaker 2:You know what I never called that's basically a yeah, I'm never calling you back. It's basically like hey, don't even worry about it, talk to you tomorrow.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I'll talk to you next time.
Speaker 2:I see you Listen I forgot you existed.
Speaker 1:I don't ever just call Denny to chit chat.
Speaker 2:Such a dick Dick move, why don't you? You used to.
Speaker 1:Okay, but I just don't. It's for something.
Speaker 2:It's always click immediate vibrate. I'll call you back. No, you won't Stop it, yeah.
Speaker 1:I always say oh okay, just use a custom message.
Speaker 7:F you dude. Talk to you next time.
Speaker 6:He's got custom messages Sometimes he sends those.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if I'm in a mood, you'll get one. Put a finger down if you've ever seen a ghost. Nope.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I've seen a ghost in this house. Was it Coach? It was not. There's a little girl at the top of the stairs.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, oh, you're fried up, you're scrambled eggs a little bit, though I've seen it in the last two months, I haven't.
Speaker 3:I've never seen it. Well, that's probably because you offended her somehow.
Speaker 7:You tried to take her out on a date.
Speaker 3:That's bullshit. Put a finger down If you've ever told your parents you were going to stay at a friend's house, but you really went somewhere else. Go ahead, ams.
Speaker 7:You have a pen for a reason.
Speaker 3:I did that with a girlfriend in high school. You're implying I had friends. I went and stayed in a hotel with this girl In high school. You're implying I had friends. I went and stayed in a hotel with this girl In high school. And that my aunt was the manager of the hotel and like she had champagne, which aunt? It was Carol. She's dead, oh.
Speaker 2:When you were in high. That's the coolest aunt, that's how. Jams was before she gave me my stepmom. That was not even true. It's pretty close. It's pretty close, it's pretty close Yep. Those were the days she was the awesome aunt. Then she started asking me about homework and laundry.
Speaker 3:Wait a second. Mitch Jams, you've done this.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 3:Did you stay with a boy or a girl?
Speaker 1:Boy.
Speaker 3:Always yeah.
Speaker 1:Got caught, I always get caught.
Speaker 3:Your mom caught you again. Mm-hmm, I don't know why they say you're the good child, you're a fucking menace she took her door off that night.
Speaker 2:They should have.
Speaker 1:No, not mine, never mind. Yeah, andy and Kira asked me to watch their apartment, and so I did.
Speaker 2:Hey Jamal, I got a free apartment, my mom, said no.
Speaker 1:My mom said okay, but don't have boys over, I won't.
Speaker 3:Stupid. It's story time with Uncle Denny again.
Speaker 6:That's not saying you're at a friend's house.
Speaker 1:Yeah. That wasn't the question.
Speaker 7:Well, I have. Yeah, you definitely have.
Speaker 3:Yeah. So the very first time Jams and I went to her parents' house when nobody else was there.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 3:You were 42. Why were you scared? We needed a place. She couldn't keep her hands off me. It was embarrassing, I get it, I get it. She couldn't keep her hands off me. It was embarrassing, I get it, I get it. So we go to her house, her parents' house, where she doesn't even live. She stays with her dad.
Speaker 3:That's the creepiest thing we go to her mom's and dad's house and her uncle, mark, who was in an accident and he's in a wheelchair and he also doesn't help when we move. But we go in Doesn're in the living room and I'm like I mean there is a fucking human being right here. So we, we go to the house, there's a human being and I'm like this is never going to work.
Speaker 7:She's like no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 5:OK.
Speaker 3:I said oh, it's not OK. There's'm like this is never gonna work. She's like no, no, it's okay. I said no, it's not okay, there's no way this is gonna work and let me bring whoever's missing back in jams.
Speaker 6:Tried to get out of the show to not have to hear this story again just did?
Speaker 3:you just lock his wheels in a room and shut the door so we are, we're in the house and she introduces me to him and I'm like, isn't that bad? She said he's not gonna remember. I'm like he's right there talking to me. He's looking at me and she says no, no, it's okay. And then she says come on, come with me. And then we're walking by. His name is mark and she says mark, this never happened, did it? He said nope, nothing ever happened. I'm like that means it happened right there. It's like it's now marked in his.
Speaker 3:Now we know why, jams always gets caught no, no, no, that might be a good explanation mark, I was never here right when you left.
Speaker 1:What name did he call you I?
Speaker 2:don't remember had to have been danny. No, probably j.
Speaker 3:Josh, See you Josh. And you said I'll take it Alright, that's better.
Speaker 2:You also said oh boy, oh boy.
Speaker 3:I thought it was awfully weird that you offered to get him high.
Speaker 2:That was her. Thing.
Speaker 3:Just kidding Jokes. Just kidding Jokes, jokes.
Speaker 1:Look right, there it's right above my head. I have gotten Mark High and drunk.
Speaker 3:Oh, well done. Somebody also put him in a bubble bath and threw a bar of soap in there and just left it.
Speaker 1:Not Piper. Amaria threw the bar of soap in there.
Speaker 2:I'll never forget that picture, that man almost died.
Speaker 1:No, he was fine. Put a finger down if you've ever. We do not mistreat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, put a finger down if you've ever lied to someone in this studio.
Speaker 2:Yep, yep, all three of you.
Speaker 3:Yesterday.
Speaker 2:All three of you, jams.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Who'd you lie to last, amanda? Yes, who'd you lie to last? Had to have been me with lunch because you keep avoiding me.
Speaker 6:I don't even want to hear it. No, you never asked me to lunch.
Speaker 2:That's because you work in Noblesville and you'll just tell me no, you go to the Red Habanero place in Noblesville.
Speaker 6:It's very delicious Fake news. Okay, first Go to the Red Habanero place in Noblesville.
Speaker 1:It's very delicious Fake news. Okay, first off, I took Thursday, friday off of work and my dad came over and helped me out on Thursday. You asked me Thursday. I said I can't.
Speaker 3:Thursday, but I can't Friday. Boy, this is riveting. Can we talk about this part any other time besides the podcast?
Speaker 2:What was your answer? I hear that.
Speaker 3:You put a finger down if you've ever been arrested.
Speaker 2:Well see, there's some gray area.
Speaker 3:Nope, nope, arrested's arrested. You Do you have? A mugshot Him too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I put a mark down. Okay, good, now dig into him, ladies, no Bullshit. That's such bullshit. I'm just saying good, now dig into him, ladies, no Bullshit.
Speaker 1:That's such bullshit. I'm just saying if you have a mugshot, put a fucking tick, have you?
Speaker 3:ever been arrested. No, jams Amanda.
Speaker 2:I'm struggling. I got two of them.
Speaker 3:It's just one tick mark, though.
Speaker 2:I got two mugshots no he should probably have extra.
Speaker 3:Put a checkmark down. This is going to get one, so do I do too. How many do you have? Let's do a quick seven, seven, eight, eight, two. You're so ridiculous. This one's for you. Amanda, have you ever put a? Put a finger down if you've ever had a relationship that was completely online? No, excuse me, I'll be over here putting a check.
Speaker 6:No, why did you?
Speaker 2:think that was for me. You're the oldest dude in the room and you've done that.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Wow, yep.
Speaker 3:I mean it wasn't very long.
Speaker 2:Had to have been after you, though.
Speaker 3:No, it was well before For real.
Speaker 6:This is like beginning of internet age, yeah.
Speaker 3:When it was cling, cling, cling In chat rooms. Age, sex, location. Yeah, runescape. Oh, here we go. Put a finger down if you've ever cried yourself to sleep.
Speaker 2:Yep Ams put two Go ahead.
Speaker 6:Still won't be caught up with you.
Speaker 2:You've earned it.
Speaker 6:I probably did this week.
Speaker 3:I know you did.
Speaker 6:Oh no.
Speaker 3:Are you really taking off that hot sweatshirt? Nope.
Speaker 2:It's a million degrees down here.
Speaker 3:Hey put a finger down if you've lied about what you were doing on social media.
Speaker 2:Yes, yeah, I said I was in a happy marriage Boy. That's true.
Speaker 6:I think that's the funniest thing you've possibly ever said.
Speaker 2:I showed every tooth in my head in that picture.
Speaker 6:In the family photos you took when you came back to Indiana and didn't see your family.
Speaker 2:Boy boy.
Speaker 3:Let's put a finger down if you've ever laughed so hard that you spit out your drink.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:What was the funniest thing you've heard most recently?
Speaker 1:Oh God, I don't know.
Speaker 3:We'll just wait.
Speaker 6:I don't know, that's probably something I said that's fun I said that's fun.
Speaker 3:I don't get it.
Speaker 1:You missed me. I know you did the thing, but is that it?
Speaker 2:It's asinine for him to do.
Speaker 1:Why would he do it? I don't know, but I'm the producer of the show. Does that make? Does that mean something?
Speaker 3:No, that means I'm honking the horn. Okay well, the fuck is your your? Did you bump your head before you got here today?
Speaker 1:no, I'm just wondering. I fucking hate you, amanda.
Speaker 3:When was the last time you laughed so hard?
Speaker 6:you spit out your drink never as I was going to take it, I said, nope, that's not true.
Speaker 3:I have made you laugh hard enough. I think I've watched you laugh that hard.
Speaker 7:I showed you my wiener one time that made me laugh, but enough, I think. I've watched you laugh that hard.
Speaker 6:I showed you my wiener one time. All right. Well, that made me laugh, but I probably wasn't drinking.
Speaker 2:No, hell, no, I mean, we're going to the next one.
Speaker 3:I can't believe I didn't have this queued up. You shouldn't be. Hey, yucky, yucky, stop laughing now.
Speaker 2:Why is there a snore over the top of it? No, it was a gurgle. No, it wasn't. I can't gurgle.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've told someone I love you On accident. I told Jams that I loved her on accident. Or you said me we were talking you were in the car. And Caleb was in the car. She was like okay, I love you and I'm like uh. I said nope, no I don't Love you too, I guess.
Speaker 2:I said it to Alexis once we used to have a weekly thing. Every Wednesday night she would come over. We never missed one. Every Wednesday night she would come over. We never missed one, never. For like a year and a half and one night we had been throwing a couple back. It was just us, it was no kids. And I just said you know what? I love you. And she looked at me a certain way. I was like let's pretend that didn't happen. And now look at me.
Speaker 3:I am 11. This one's going to hit. Put a finger down if you've ever gotten heated during family game night.
Speaker 2:Golly, yep, everybody gets one. That's a freebie.
Speaker 3:Jams. Why do you get? Heated during family game night. No.
Speaker 1:That's just for you, because the boys piss me off most of the time, why? Or you piss me off when the time why? Or you piss me off when we were younger. Oh you boys, you should piss me the fuck off so bad I mean, could you elaborate more?
Speaker 2:um, they're just irritating pompous attitude I'm just smarter than everyone and I can beat him, and then we would just look at him like now we hate you, Honey why do you get heated during family game night?
Speaker 3:Because she ruins Christmas and stuff.
Speaker 6:I mean she can't help it. That's sometimes it. Mostly I get mad at you.
Speaker 3:Why would you get mad at me Especially when you fucking talk over me. What are you talking about? I never talk over you. I don't even know what you're talking about. I don't even know, why you're acting like this.
Speaker 6:That's about how it?
Speaker 2:sounds. Are you guys going to break up?
Speaker 6:No, this is why you're wrong. This is what you said. That's not what I fucking said. That's what you fucking heard.
Speaker 3:Boy, why so?
Speaker 1:So I could be a roommate soon.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's put a finger down if you've ever flirted to get something that you want you, shouldn't man, can I?
Speaker 2:put two Amanda put a tick mark down. You have to, I think.
Speaker 6:I don't think so. I think you have to.
Speaker 3:I know it about myself. You want me to do something around the house. What do you do? You want some of this big boy? Okay, Do something around the house. What do you do? You want some of this big boy Okay. I'm just minding my own business. Is that a direct you want?
Speaker 5:some of this cookie. Cookie Dude, you don't talk like that.
Speaker 6:I don't think that counts when you're married to a person you don't.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 6:Oh, it does.
Speaker 2:They do talk like that. Yeah, I know they does. They does talk like that.
Speaker 3:We threw you off so bad that your grammar left the building.
Speaker 2:They does talk like that, James.
Speaker 6:It does A lot of good information there.
Speaker 1:She's getting all red because she knows Absolutely it's hot in here it is. I bet in here.
Speaker 6:It is I bet.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's put a finger down if you enjoy a smell that is supposed to be gross. Yep, absolutely. What is something? My ex-wife Tracy used to just sit and sniff her arm why and she also did this all the time she would move her fingers together and sniff.
Speaker 2:I remember that Yep she would do and she also did this all the time she would move her fingers together and I remember that, yep, she would do it to her arm too.
Speaker 6:She likes the smell of her own skin she would.
Speaker 3:She would sniff her forearm. What's your smells?
Speaker 6:smell like skin, I guess why does it have a smell? Um gasoline favorite smell gasolineoline and bleach. I like bleach.
Speaker 3:Really, I like bleach.
Speaker 2:I didn't like how the tone of your voice was when you said that.
Speaker 3:Alright. Hey, let's do a quick tally check Amanda Seven Raiden Fifteen Jams Fourteen. I've only got thirteen.
Speaker 1:You like nasty smells?
Speaker 3:No, I did not say that.
Speaker 2:You don't like the smell of gas.
Speaker 1:You don't like the smell of bleach.
Speaker 2:Do you like the smell of exhaust?
Speaker 6:Of any vehicle? No, no, he doesn't. He's like clean cut smells.
Speaker 3:I like to smell good and I like to smell things that smell good Do you like the smell of clean, like freshly cut grass?
Speaker 2:Yes, no you don't.
Speaker 3:I mean I don't dislike it, but I don't like it.
Speaker 1:It's one of my favorite smells. I like the smell of weed.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's put a finger down if you've ever Googled yourself Yep, and that's a real, not the fake Googling. What's a fake Googling?
Speaker 6:Diddling. No, nobody replaces, is that two?
Speaker 2:check marks.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I was wondering if that's what it is. No, no, no, it's just one check mark. Let's do another one. Put a finger down if you've lied while playing this game today. No, no, I'm watching each of you.
Speaker 6:What would be the point? Yeah?
Speaker 7:Mm-mm. All right.
Speaker 6:Although. I have to say I'm winning. Um hey put a finger down.
Speaker 3:if you've gone several days without showering Okay.
Speaker 1:Like what's several Several's got to be four, Three or more.
Speaker 2:Yeah, three, okay, three or. More. Yeah, three or more. Oh yes, we're getting into jams territory.
Speaker 3:now, what's the longest you've been without a shower?
Speaker 1:Maybe two days.
Speaker 2:At what age?
Speaker 1:Oh well, I guess I don't really know when I was a kid.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was going to say you nasty little thing. That's disgusting.
Speaker 3:Brayden, when did you go more than a day without a shower?
Speaker 2:Oh, I was in Australia. I went weeks without showers, weeks, weeks. It was the worst.
Speaker 6:Mandarin Um yes, okay, I don't remember specifically, probably sometime while having children. Yeah, that's true and then I know, like as a kid there were like christmas break periods.
Speaker 3:I don't think I got out of my pajamas for a week I think you would still do that today if we could get away with it that's so.
Speaker 2:Uh, it's not.
Speaker 6:It's odd to me, I guessers are my favorite thing I've always made sure they are now, but Even when I was a kid, there was a time there wasn't Really.
Speaker 2:That's because you Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I was in there for an hour and a half. I only got wet for 15 minutes. I understand.
Speaker 3:All right, this next one's a good one. Hey, all right, this next one's a good one. Hey, let's put a finger down if you've ever clogged a toilet. Come on, come on, jams when was the last time you clogged a toilet?
Speaker 2:Today no.
Speaker 1:I don't know when the last time was. You're right, yesterday, what was it?
Speaker 2:Potty.
Speaker 1:Potty.
Speaker 3:Was it the actual potty or toilet paper?
Speaker 2:I'll say it it the actual potty, or toilet paper. I'll say it was the actual potty, because it was Probably toilet paper. Not true.
Speaker 3:Melt your eyebrows off. I am a fan of paperwork.
Speaker 2:What's that?
Speaker 3:Oh, lots of toilet paper.
Speaker 2:Yep, Just one good swipe hop in the shower.
Speaker 1:I really have heard. Duvets are like you know. You can add the inserts for a duvet.
Speaker 2:Garrett swears by it. Yeah, garrett swears by it. What are you calling?
Speaker 1:it.
Speaker 3:Duvet.
Speaker 1:Dubai. It's a duvet Duvet.
Speaker 3:Like the cover.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's right.
Speaker 3:Like a duvet cover on your bed.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 6:She also said duvet, it's with a B.
Speaker 3:Bidet yeah we're not a duvet can I get one of those duvets to clean my ass? Yeah, can I get one of those?
Speaker 1:yeah, you have one.
Speaker 7:They say, you use less toilet paper yeah oh yeah, well, of course you would I still can't, but I don't like the being wet, I still can't do like the um dude wipes, oh baby wipes are.
Speaker 6:I can't, no because you can't put them down. You should not put them down the toilet.
Speaker 2:I know.
Speaker 6:So then you're throwing them away? Yep, eww.
Speaker 3:Alright, let's put a finger down If you've ever been To a nude beach Nope.
Speaker 2:No, not a beach Ever. We're not.
Speaker 3:Everyone quiet. Yeah, what have you been to? That starts with nude. We went to the show.
Speaker 6:That's not nude Did you?
Speaker 2:see Wiener. No, you didn't see Bear Wiener.
Speaker 1:Definitely didn't see Bear Wiener Would have remembered.
Speaker 3:Were you hoping to? Yes, they're not very attractive, so why do you want to see it?
Speaker 1:Because I wanted to know if it matched.
Speaker 6:Matched what that's exactly what I was going to say. That's what I thought it looked like, I bet all of them were this size.
Speaker 2:These are whore tendencies.
Speaker 3:I just want to see this size. Amanda was there seven and a half months pregnant.
Speaker 1:Or more.
Speaker 3:She's up trying to make a new life for herself.
Speaker 5:Hi, I'm Jamie.
Speaker 1:Hi Show I'm Jamie. Hi Show me that dong.
Speaker 2:That's what you would say.
Speaker 3:That is not true.
Speaker 6:Show me that dong, show me your dong.
Speaker 2:That's your wife. That's your wife.
Speaker 3:Hey, put a finger down if you've ever been skinny dipping. Yep, Yep. When did you go skinny dipping Brayden?
Speaker 2:When we went to Grandma Tony's house in Florida, garrett and I did it in that pool.
Speaker 3:So you went on a podcast with your brother at an old person's place.
Speaker 2:We were on goddamn vacation. What do you want from me?
Speaker 3:it wasn't the game, no, it was just good I asked a question about skinny dipping friends like, yeah, I went with my brother.
Speaker 2:I've never went I've never you know how cold you are and on lake or a creek. I'm not showing a girl that they would pack their things and leave.
Speaker 1:Does getting in a hot tub naked count?
Speaker 3:No, nope.
Speaker 2:Skinny dippings to pool. Yeah, absolutely Okay. Well, I've done that too, whore, sorry.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've snooped through someone's phone.
Speaker 2:Golly shook the whole night, Yep.
Speaker 3:Didn't sleep, a wink.
Speaker 2:Boy did. I Did it three times. That's all I mean. That's all my little heart could take.
Speaker 3:Three times Okay there's round two.
Speaker 2:I think I could go one more. Stop doing this to me. It's opening. I know the password, I'll be fine, I know the password Her seapin'.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down. If you've ever played Spin the Bottle Boy, have I. Why did you play Spin the Bottle?
Speaker 6:You probably played it in this basement.
Speaker 3:I've been, so I ran into two people today that I had never met prior to today that talked about partying in my basement and they started to tell stories and I said no more, no more. I will terminate you if you keep talking.
Speaker 1:Thank goodness you say work for you they work, sort of Sort of.
Speaker 2:Thank goodness you stopped the conversation. Mm-hmm, yeah, why'd a play spin the bottle? Because I mean, if the off chance, if I gotta get through a couple boys for that one lady, that's just, that's the price I gotta pay.
Speaker 1:You kissed Like you kissed other boys.
Speaker 2:You didn't re-spin it. That's not the game.
Speaker 4:And breaking news has just come across the desk in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio. Take it away, Denny.
Speaker 1:Thank you, Tabby.
Speaker 3:I think he needs more than one check it turns out Brayden doesn't understand the rules of spin the bottle.
Speaker 6:He also goes skinny dipping with his brother and kisses boys.
Speaker 3:These last two questions have not been good for you.
Speaker 1:I mean I would re-spin until I got the boy I wanted.
Speaker 3:Well, can you do that though?
Speaker 2:That is what I'm saying is not the rule.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't think the rule is you go over and make out with your dude, hey look.
Speaker 2:You don't kiss, whoever it spins on it's whoever of the opposite sex, just shut up and come here.
Speaker 3:Just kiss me. You guys were probably those idiots that said a girl said we'll do it if you do, and then you two stupid idiots kissed each other and then they laughed and left.
Speaker 2:That's never happened. That's never happened, no, but there have been several nights.
Speaker 1:I mean I've kissed a girl during.
Speaker 2:Spin the bottle because it's girls are OK yeah that's universal Dudes kissing there have been several nights that Jake and Garrett have had two or three girls down here and he would text me and say, all right, I need you to come downstairs because they're ready to leave. I'm like, no, they're not, don't worry.
Speaker 3:Let me I'll be in one second All right, put a finger down If you've ever played strip poker.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, in this basement as well, show me your wiener.
Speaker 1:Quit messing around, I'm all in, and we know how Braden plays.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not very good.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's probably where he amassed his skill.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down. If you've kissed your friend Amanda, you have to put it down. I know you have.
Speaker 2:One of the greatest pastimes. You've never not kissed a friend.
Speaker 6:What friends have I had?
Speaker 2:Have you ever hooked up with anybody.
Speaker 3:Yes, not friends. You told me one time. I even remember the dude's name, oh boy. Go ahead and say it Clyde, justin, justin.
Speaker 6:We were at the like kissing phase before friend phase. It was the point of meeting was friend phase.
Speaker 3:You are stumbling over your words, which tells me I'm right.
Speaker 6:I don't know how to describe it.
Speaker 3:The point of when we met, you told me at the time, you guys were friends. Well, we weren't ever dating, we were never like together.
Speaker 6:You want to know something crazy. This somehow fits right.
Speaker 2:Never like together you want to know something crazy.
Speaker 3:This somehow fits right into my narrative.
Speaker 2:You want to know something crazy. He had blonde hair, didn't he? Every Justin has blonde hair. You're wrong. No, why. Oh, I'm sorry. Let me allow the two whores to correct me.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying.
Speaker 6:I worked with a Justin that had brown hair.
Speaker 2:Did you kiss him too?
Speaker 6:His last name was also brown. I think. Pretty sure, I don't remember his last name.
Speaker 2:I wonder if you guys kissed Definitely not.
Speaker 1:Put a finger down if you've kissed. Is Denny not your friend?
Speaker 2:No, if I can just go ahead and introduce myself, no.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've kissed more than one person in a day.
Speaker 6:These would be intimate type kisses.
Speaker 2:Also no.
Speaker 3:Jams, go ahead, quit thinking she's over there coming up with names. Did he breathe directly in your mouth?
Speaker 2:No, let's put a finger down if you've ever slid into someone's.
Speaker 6:DMs Go ahead. Amanda, I don't believe you. I was going to say probably there is no way, not a chance.
Speaker 1:You haven't, I have never done it until someone has messaged me first.
Speaker 2:You've never messaged someone oh, you're a girl For any purpose. All right, no, no, no. This is for a purpose. This you're a girl For any purpose? Alright, no, no, no, this is for a purpose. This is for a purpose.
Speaker 1:This is for a purpose. I have never done that.
Speaker 2:Guess what? I've got 45 minutes to kill. Where are you?
Speaker 3:So right now, what's the score? I'm at 17. Amanda, 11. 22. 61. 25. 10. 25. Let's put a finger down if you've ever had a crush on a teacher.
Speaker 1:Still do Turns out.
Speaker 6:You need to recount, you have 20. 5, 10, 15, 20.
Speaker 3:25. Say sorry Right on live simulcast.
Speaker 2:I mean, I did it, she counted with me oh.
Speaker 6:His hand must have been covering because I counted it two or three times before I said anything.
Speaker 1:My math teacher.
Speaker 3:What was his name?
Speaker 2:Mr Handsome.
Speaker 6:No, what the fuck was his name Mr Giant Dick.
Speaker 3:We name mr giant dick weaver, weaver, dead weaver no, I don't think so.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I can't remember his first name.
Speaker 3:I don't know did he work in the funeral business? No, he's a teacher what the fuck well, some teachers do other things besides. Let's put a thinner down. If you've kissed a friend's ex Braden should put all of his fingers down.
Speaker 1:A friend's ex no.
Speaker 2:She was actually his wife. That's an ex, not at the time. It was during the happy marriage.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:I can say I've never done that. I have put a finger down if you've lied about why you were late to work.
Speaker 2:Oh, golly, I did that today I've got a plethora of excuses today I did that. Somebody was supposed to call you, sorry they didn't crazy shit that happened to me this morning and then you come up with this very insane lie no, what is?
Speaker 3:the most popular thing to say while you're late. Traffic trouble, traffic, car trouble, jams, what's? Something you say kids or kids yeah hey, my daughter has cancer kind of stuff. No, that's been used now to be fair for those of you listening, our daughter did have cancer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but if I called off for Audrey, it was really because Audrey was sick. Oh, that is.
Speaker 6:I know that's not true.
Speaker 7:There have been conversations between the three of us that said hey, Audrey has a doctor's appointment today.
Speaker 1:We all said that in a text message.
Speaker 2:I want you to know I wasn't going to call you out. I was going to be like, alright, you're cool.
Speaker 1:No, yeah, you're right, I have yeah.
Speaker 3:Did you make a tick mark?
Speaker 1:Um, no, yes, Thank you.
Speaker 3:Uh hey, let's put a finger down if you've uh ever been. Uh, hold on, put a finger down if you've ever heated fish in the company microwave absolutely not.
Speaker 6:What is wrong with you? You heathen, that's horrible.
Speaker 3:She came home one day from the daycare and they had fish sticks that day oh, it was.
Speaker 2:You smelled her disgusting before she got on the dead end it was so bad now.
Speaker 3:It was so bad Now. Now, when she's at work, I'll just get it's fish stick day.
Speaker 6:Well, I'll see you tomorrow. Yeah, don't come home.
Speaker 3:It's horrible. Put a finger down if you've tried to guess someone's password.
Speaker 6:One of my funniest stories of all time.
Speaker 3:I'm going to share this on the podcast, as you're talking about valerie, I had a girl that works with me that I knew.
Speaker 3:I knew that her phone contained certain some very good content, content thank you honey certain, and one day she left the office that we worked in and I looked over and I saw her phone sitting on the desk. Now the likelihood that she would come back for it was not very high, because it was late and when she left for work when she left work she beelined at home. You weren't't going to see her again until the next day.
Speaker 3:She had things to film, so I was there with another guy and all I said was this from my desk, because I was the boss. I said you go lock that front door right now. And he looked at me and said what Did you be telling this story? Yeah, I said go lock that front door right now. And he said why? And Go lock that front door right now. And he said why. And I said look on that desk. And he said okay, I'll be right back. So he runs up and locks this door. I've got the phone in my hot little hands now and I open this phone and, to my jubilation, it didn't have a passcode on it. So I'm like I have hit the mother load. The stars aligned. This is the best. I have finally done something right in life, and this is my, this is my trophy, not your kids not nothing.
Speaker 2:It was this, this samsung phone.
Speaker 3:I go not even right to the pictures, right to the gallery. This Obama phone, boom. I hit that picture. There's a passcode on the app. So I know her birthday. I knew it. I don't know it now, so I type it in. Nope, I tried something else because I knew another password she had. So I tried it Nothing, nothing, I get nowhere. So out had. So I tried it Nothing, nothing, I get nowhere. So I'm out of frustration, I put it down. Not five minutes later somebody comes knocking on that door. We go, let her in. She forgot her phone, came back for it. Now you think that's where the story stops, but the story continues.
Speaker 3:Okay, the next day she comes to work, work, and she's got her phone, as you tried absolutely and we're sitting and she just looks at me and she says, hey, by the way, and I have no fear, I'm like none, by the way, what? And she said you ever heard of blank, blank security? And I said no. Take a picture here let me show you something. Oh yeah, all I saw was on her phone was my big fat stupid head looking back at me from me trying to see naked pictures of her. Yeah, and. I just look at it, I just like didn't happen.
Speaker 2:Well, that's embarrassing, wasn't me?
Speaker 3:I don't know who that is josh was holding the phone, it wasn't me, and she said no. And she said I was actually mad at you for a minute and I said no, you can't be mad at me. She said, no, I'm not mad at you now because you didn't get in, but you shouldn't have have done that, and I'm like you're right, I shouldn't have. Now, what was the passcode? So I know.
Speaker 2:Just in case this little hat.
Speaker 3:I just told that story this week.
Speaker 2:I had a picture. Of matter of fact, I had that same security.
Speaker 3:Garrett tried to get into my phone and it was just him and his dumb little freckled face with that cowlick, that's the him and his dumb little freckled face with that cowlick way back when you know, whenever I have a Zoom meeting at work, I put the computer up because angles matter and when you're looking at somebody's phone and you're looking, that's never a flash.
Speaker 2:That's the most unflattering image you've ever seen of yourself. That's what you deserve.
Speaker 7:Yeah, it was horrible.
Speaker 3:Hey, put a finger down. If you've ever quit your job or walked out without giving a notice, doesn't count being fired. Put a finger down if you've ever gotten into an argument with your boss. That should catch you up with the rest of us.
Speaker 6:Well, if he wasn't so fucking stupid back in the day, oh boy well if he wasn't so fucking stupid back in the day.
Speaker 3:Oh boy, I'm not going to. I'm going to ask this question. Nobody answer. No tick marks. Put a finger down. If you've ever used your work credit card for personal reasons, um just did my expense report today if you've ever taken credit for a co-worker's efforts never, never, one of my biggest pet peeves no, because they probably screwed it up, but I could have done it better anyway put a finger down if you've used someone else's Netflix password pay for your own shit.
Speaker 3:I have never used it a day since put a finger down if you're at work and you've left a customer on hold and forgotten about them.
Speaker 6:Oh, shit probably on purpose. Oh, you're calling for the 10th time today, cool.
Speaker 3:Bye. So I well, I can't really ask this one why? Because it's specific. Oh, Put a finger down. If well, I'm not going to ask that one. Good talk, Put a finger down if you've ever ran out of gas while driving. No, you are a liar.
Speaker 2:I swear to God I never, ever have Garrett did in my car.
Speaker 1:I've never.
Speaker 2:Garrett ran out of gas and I had to walk to him. That was the worst four miles.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've ever ridden in a limo.
Speaker 2:You have Mm-hmm.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 6:A couple times Fancy smancy.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've ever been on a boat. Yeah, put a finger down if you've ever driven the wrong way down a one-way road jams. Didn't even let me finish the sentence. Wrong way, you got it, yep oh you had me here yep, when did you drive down the wrong way yesterday?
Speaker 1:no, in kokomo. Somehow it was actually in Georgia, in Savannah, and their roads are weird.
Speaker 3:Like they're not concrete.
Speaker 1:What is it? Some of them are.
Speaker 3:So that made you go the wrong way.
Speaker 1:No, just you couldn't tell, it just happened.
Speaker 3:You couldn't tell the left and right side of the road.
Speaker 1:Well, I turned onto the opposite way.
Speaker 3:You turned onto the opposite way Of a one-way road. Maybe your sentence structure is the problem. I don't know. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:I thought I could turn that way and I turned and I realized I couldn't and I quickly turned back around.
Speaker 2:Oh, so like kind of no turn left, you turn left.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, give a good one, give a good one Put a finger down.
Speaker 3:If you've ever been bucked off a horse, I'm trying to make it show, not technically.
Speaker 6:I've never been bucked off. I've fallen off.
Speaker 2:Ridden a horse twice in my whole life.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've gotten a piercing that no one knows about. I don't like this question. Well, jams doesn't like it either. Go ahead, jams, tell them about your vaginal.
Speaker 2:Tell them about your Prince Albert Princess.
Speaker 1:Albert, I guess no, never.
Speaker 6:Albreta.
Speaker 2:Alberta, princess Alberta.
Speaker 3:Albreta. What is he doing? Some medicine. I couldn't think of what it was. Um, you're doing some medicine. I couldn't think of what it was. Put a finger down. If you've ever had a surprise party thrown for you, I would have thrown you a surprise welcome home party. You had a surprise party.
Speaker 2:No, no, no no, no, I did. I just told this story.
Speaker 1:That was fucking rude Go ahead.
Speaker 3:Sorry, this year I had a surprise party.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Oh, I remember it now.
Speaker 2:Garrett, you sniffed it out of Garrett, I had it for my birthday. No, you, it was you.
Speaker 6:You need to come to my house right now to help me build this hot car thing.
Speaker 2:You guys were not very sharp on that. That's because I was working with Garrett and he said you just do it. I just told this story to Alexis. It was my first birthday ever back home like out of the military officially First one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, brianna talks this big thing up. I'm going to take you here. When we get in the car you're driving, I'll tell you where to turn. Blah, blah, blah. Right, we have some money as well. And so I get in this car and I'm like, you know it's 7 o'clock, you know this is going to be a late night, late night. And finally Maverick in the back seat goes we're going to Dairy Queen. And Maverick in the back seat goes we're going to Dairy Queen. And I get to Dairy Queen and I'm like that's weird.
Speaker 2:You know what I got for my 23rd birthday? A goddamn ice cream cake.
Speaker 6:That you had to drive and pick up.
Speaker 3:And she couldn't have just had it at the house for you.
Speaker 2:That's it. I couldn't spend time with my family. Add that to my other family.
Speaker 3:With you allowed, I couldn't spend time, probably in the time that we weren't even allowed to see you I couldn't spend time with my father, all of my stepmothers.
Speaker 2:I couldn't spend time with my siblings. It was the kids loved it, so I loved it. Right, but it was, it was here's your birthday present it didn't even have writing on it.
Speaker 6:It was just a goddamn ice cream cake.
Speaker 3:Straight out of the cooler.
Speaker 6:Straight out of the cooler we didn't have it ahead of time. That was just here. We're going to go here and get this.
Speaker 2:Straight out of the cooler.
Speaker 6:Turn left. Bye.
Speaker 5:TikTok, hello, come on in.
Speaker 3:I didn't know that the oh live will end in four minutes. Uh, I didn't know that the oh live will end in four minutes. Why, oh, they detected inactivity. I guess I don't know why, but they did um, put a finger down, if you've ever knowingly spread a rumor probably, I'm sure, if I had to say uh, put a finger down if you've ever used a dumb excuse to text an ex like I want a picture back fuck off.
Speaker 3:I want a picture back and can you touch my girl parts? That's what you might as well have said that was the best text to receive.
Speaker 2:You know what one more dance touch me inappropriately after you've given me a picture back. That was the best text to receive.
Speaker 1:Remember that you know what you don't. Remember that One more dance Touch me inappropriately after you've given me a picture back.
Speaker 2:Let's not get there because it probably happened, or Moving on.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've ever lied to get out of plans with friends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Jams when is the time you have lied to get out of plans with friends?
Speaker 6:oh I'm sure there's been several. I think it happened, uh, I think it happened last saturday I know of a recent story.
Speaker 3:You had yep uh put a finger down if you've ever dated someone more than five years younger than you, oh younger, I'm safe.
Speaker 2:I think it's only you, Pop. I just gave myself the Jams might have.
Speaker 1:No, never Dated. No, put a finger down if you've ever said I love you without meaning it.
Speaker 3:Boy have I, if you've ever said I love you without meaning it.
Speaker 6:No, you meant it.
Speaker 2:She just didn't mean it back. That's the most whorish thing you've ever said. Dated no sir.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying like I.
Speaker 3:However, here we go. I may have dabbled. I'm curious to see, I am very curious to see who doesn't answer this one. Put a finger down. If you've stayed in a relationship that you knew you shouldn't have, james is like uh huh, brayden, double tick marks for you.
Speaker 6:Brayden should have five for every time he went back put a finger down.
Speaker 3:If you've ever had a relationship that lasts less than a month, does a one night stand count? Ever had a?
Speaker 1:relationship that lasts less than a month? Does a one night stand count?
Speaker 3:No, that's less than a month, that's not a relationship.
Speaker 2:How many one?
Speaker 3:night stands have you?
Speaker 2:had. Let's talk about it. If you had to guess, give me a round number.
Speaker 3:Just roughly. How many one night stands have you participated in?
Speaker 2:Oh, I'll go toe to toe Like 38? No, no, it's not 64.
Speaker 3:No, it's 16.
Speaker 2:It's more. No, it's not 16.
Speaker 1:Lost your mind 16 one night stands, let's start at the top.
Speaker 3:No, tell me the first one. Tell me his name. No, tell me the second one. Which one did you like the most?
Speaker 2:Denny, I think, because she married.
Speaker 5:But she baby, she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
Speaker 1:Glad to be back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, how many.
Speaker 2:How many one-night stands it's got round number.
Speaker 6:Four Lie no. When was the most recent? I mean it's had to have been several 2023 22 that's admission of guilt, well done.
Speaker 1:No, it hasn't been. It went in the last eight, right Wasn't during Caleb no.
Speaker 2:It was during him, I think actually no.
Speaker 3:After it was after me.
Speaker 1:Well, not all four. The most recent one was after you.
Speaker 3:But before Caleb. Before Caleb Did he growl at you, or did he like?
Speaker 1:No, I didn't go home that way.
Speaker 2:Did you hear it?
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've broken up with someone over text. Amanda, you know you're broken up, bye.
Speaker 6:TikTok, my God, that's super annoying, sorry.
Speaker 3:TikTok no.
Speaker 6:I've never broken up with anyone.
Speaker 3:You haven't.
Speaker 6:No, I'm always the one getting broken up with.
Speaker 3:Is that right?
Speaker 1:Yes, it says. Some comments in this live were filtered to protect the community's experience.
Speaker 2:Oh, turn that setting off.
Speaker 3:Why do we have that setting?
Speaker 1:I don't think it's a setting.
Speaker 6:Oops, so did people say mean things to us yeah, that's probably what it is.
Speaker 1:I really wish we could have seen it, though, oh, um what says there's a message from elf, hello elf.
Speaker 3:Um, all right, what's wrong? I can't see it, alf, I'm sorry, we'll just do a couple more. Oh, it's just a finger up, sorry, what? Put a finger down if you've ever cheated on someone?
Speaker 2:Oh boy, Everybody's going to go ahead and just mark out.
Speaker 3:Hold on.
Speaker 2:You didn't, no, I did.
Speaker 3:Okay, put a finger down. If you've fallen in love at first sight, tell him honey, couldn't help yourself. I'm adorable. Put a finger down if you've broken someone's heart. Yep, never You've broken somebody's heart. Yeah, never You've broken somebody's heart. Probably Don't be silly I have broken.
Speaker 7:You know what?
Speaker 6:I think I have. I'll go back to the text message. One Give myself credit.
Speaker 3:All right, last one. Put a finger down if you've had or given a pet name to a significant other, goodness gracious, all right. So let's do the final tally on this to see where we're at 44. I have 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. I have 34.
Speaker 2:James and I have 44. That's fours baby 31.
Speaker 1:You got up to 31?.
Speaker 3:All right, so we need to do one for the two of you to declare the biggest loser. How long?
Speaker 2:you got.
Speaker 1:Can we just give it to Brayden?
Speaker 6:For the biggest loser? Yes, because he should have had several for a lot of those questions.
Speaker 3:Alright, put a finger down if you've ever seen an alligator in real life.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down. If you brushed your teeth this morning, you guys still tired.
Speaker 2:We're getting somewhere. It's about to get rowdy.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down if you've ridden a bike.
Speaker 6:You both have done that you rode Braxton's a month ago.
Speaker 3:Put a finger down. If you've ever put anything in your butt, let's do it, maybe since a month ago. Put a finger down, if you've ever put anything in your butt Checkmark. Let's do it, maybe that does it.
Speaker 1:Oh Jim's ass, no, never. I have never put something in my butt.
Speaker 3:Okay, rephrase it. Yeah, you blinked on that one.
Speaker 1:Rephrase it. No, I was.
Speaker 2:I'm saying, If you've ever had anything put in your butt, there we go. That's the checkmark. Thanks, what was put in there.
Speaker 1:You know this.
Speaker 2:A fingy, I do which fingy?
Speaker 3:Oh, I do know this. Is there someone here? I didn't know. Well, that's what Kyle says Put a finger down, put a finger down. If yeah, we'll just call it.
Speaker 2:Pussy.
Speaker 3:Pussy. I'm sorry what. Say it again Pussy. Why do you challenge?
Speaker 2:me Say it again Put a finger down.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to think of a good one here. Put a finger down. I'm trying to think of a good one here. Put a finger down if you. No, I can't say it.
Speaker 2:I can't, we're on too many lives right now.
Speaker 3:I can't do it. That's so upsetting.
Speaker 2:I can't do it. This will be handled off air.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we'll do that.
Speaker 1:We will handle this like men and women, but until then, it's the most wonderful time of this goddamn podcast did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment, are you?
Speaker 6:insane like me. Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 3:Brutal honesty. It shall be. Dear Ams and Jams, my husband and myself have been together for four years and we're married two years out of those four. Last year, I found a fake Instagram and TikTok account that he had where he followed thousands of partially naked women. This is a weirdo Partially naked. I asked him to close that account and it made me very uncomfortable. He acknowledged that he had a porn addiction and wouldn't do it again. That's not how addictions work. Six months later, I found another Instagram account he had and confronted him again. Same thing he apologized, said he would seek therapy and close the account. Two days ago, I found out that he had opened another account after almost six months of therapy. This time I looked at the girls he followed and they were mostly for this show 18 years old. I confronted him again, but at this point I feel hopeless and done. I value my relationship with him, but this but this is now. I feel like he's a pedophile and it's disturbing Ams and jams. What should I do? Is this normal?
Speaker 6:No, it's not normal. It's not normal for men.
Speaker 3:Well, he doesn't know the ages of these girls, does he?
Speaker 6:No, it's not that part. It's the fact that he's constantly creating accounts to hide from you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that's what's not Would you rather him look at porn?
Speaker 6:Yes, why? Rather than if I say hey, I really don't like this. You have a, an account that you were hiding from me. Can you close it and we're not going to revisit this road again? Yeah, okay, I'm sorry I won't do it again, and then he makes another fake account, and another fake account, and another fake account and it's always I'm sorry yeah
Speaker 7:I think you're speaking out of no, not me, I've all.
Speaker 2:I had a pornhub premium.
Speaker 6:I paid for that some bitch, there was no, I'm sorry in your situation, no, so what do you?
Speaker 1:say it was always you. I say leave his ass, don't worry about it. That's weird so we're leaving a relationship over instagram, I think he can't help himself, and if you think they're younger than they should be, then fucking leave.
Speaker 2:You also stopped yourself and said 18 and above. That's weird.
Speaker 1:Well, but again, you don't know. Well, it doesn't matter If she thinks they're too young, they're probably too, young.
Speaker 2:I was a freshly single man and 18 to 22-year year olds were 18 to 22 years repulsed me. Except one of them gave me chlamydia.
Speaker 1:And there you go.
Speaker 3:Dear AMS and jams, my hubby and I, uh, my hubby and I have an amazing marriage.
Speaker 1:No, you don't.
Speaker 3:He's my best friend as well as the love of my life. Thank you, amanda. That was very nice of you to say. However, he is my second marriage. My first husband was emotionally manipulative and a master gaslighter, which has me thinking about this exchange with my now hubby, which started off as banter. Maybe I'm being oversensitive. Yes, this one's got Amanda written all over it. We wind each other up for a forime and tonight was no different. Hubby called me a pain in the ass pretty standard. I pointed out that in our vows I stated that I cannot fix all of your problems and I'll be honest, I'll probably be the cause of some.
Speaker 2:Bit of a bit Most.
Speaker 3:Hubby said you're the cause of all my problems. Ah, that was stupid. I told him straight. It hurt my feelings and he took it too far. Hubby said he feels I was guilt, tripping him like manipulative style. I explained no, I expressed my feelings and I am allowed to feel that way. He left the room and went to his man cave and no other words have been spoken oh, I would have burnt them, fucking man cave, I worry I've been oversensitive because of a previous experience as an fyi.
Speaker 3:Hubby has ocd and so shows signs of asD. What's ASD? I honestly don't know no, although never formally diagnosed, so he may not be able to read the situation, but I have. I may have overreacted ams and jams. Help Brayden and Denny. Leave it to the girls autism spectrum disorder.
Speaker 1:Um, I feel the need to introduce myself um, yeah, denny, did you ever get to come down to your man cave without me coming down here and fucking raising?
Speaker 6:but here's the thing, here's the thing.
Speaker 1:Let's, yeah, let's look at what the situation is down, but I burned the motherfucker down.
Speaker 6:You're just mad because he walked away. But the issue is, you guys have a game where you throw insults at each other and you've done it for years and this one finally hurt your feelings and now you're mad at him for it. It was kind of a dick thing.
Speaker 2:Are you shitting me why?
Speaker 3:was it a dick thing to say?
Speaker 6:I called the saying if. If he says I'm a pain in the ass and I said well, in my vows I said I'm not going to solve all your problems but I'll be a part of some of them, I 100% expect him to say I'm all of his problem, yeah because I am. I am his problem.
Speaker 2:That's playful.
Speaker 6:That's part of being married. That's 100% what somebody would say.
Speaker 2:Alexis calls herself my prettiest problem.
Speaker 6:You have lots of problems but she's my prettiest one.
Speaker 3:I'm a bitch, I want easy Does it.
Speaker 6:So I think you're being overly sensitive.
Speaker 3:Yeah, jim says no.
Speaker 6:You're.
Speaker 1:you set a trap for him and when he walked into it, you said I don't know about that, because I mean, maybe it's a banner back and forth.
Speaker 6:I think this is every joke has a little truth.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's why this video is named that.
Speaker 3:She's going to drive home silent. Dear Ams and Jams, my husband and I have been married 17 years together 24. He has developed a habit that really irritates me While I'm sleeping, he will fondle my private parts breasts, crotch and bottom. I hate the word crotch.
Speaker 2:I hate why you say it like that.
Speaker 3:It ranges from a light touch to penetration with fingers. This sometimes happens even if I'm sleeping in a different room. You must have really long arms.
Speaker 6:First off, how fucking hard are you sleeping?
Speaker 1:And, first off, are you not giving it up ever?
Speaker 3:We have three kids, and this started nine years ago when my middle was a baby, so I truly don't appreciate being woken up for a non-emergency when a full night's sleep is far from guaranteed. I've been telling him for years how I don't like this. The situation is a catch-22 for us because it makes me want to have sex less, which makes him long for sex more wrong podcast.
Speaker 3:These are whores you're talking to last night I woke up to him touching my crotch and had and I had to drag an apology out of him. He doesn't see the problem as much, since our sex life isn't very active. Am I overreacting and this isn't unusual for couples, or is it a violation of boundaries? I told him I'd ask ams and jams.
Speaker 1:This is me asking okay, first off, if you don't like it, then yes, it's fucking rude to do. Yeah, if if you say hey, don't touch me, and he shouldn't fucking touch you. Yes, however angry you are not okay, married, and if you aren't giving it up, like he's his wife, aren't you?
Speaker 6:like morally obligated.
Speaker 2:No, you are not morally obligated no, he said not morally obligated, he said that for a reason it's a little jokey joke.
Speaker 6:Little jokey joke. Are you trying but to get the studio time?
Speaker 1:out kind of. I see I feel differently about it if you don't the whore coming out? No, if you don't don't, that's the whore coming out. No, if you don't give your man sex, does he have a right to take it from you? No, but if he's not taking it from you, he's probably going to go getting it somewhere else, and then you're going to be writing in here my husband cheated on me.
Speaker 2:When was the last time you guys had sex?
Speaker 1:Yeah, march of last year, without him trying to fucking fondle you while you're asleep. I'm sorry, but give it up. Give it up a little bit. Make the man happy.
Speaker 3:Why do you want to fondle somebody while they're asleep?
Speaker 1:It's wrong. Isn't that a little weird? Don't get me, it's weird.
Speaker 6:Look, a little boob squeeze while you're snuggling, a little butt squeeze, I think is normal, but penetration, yeah, the penetration that takes penetration yeah the penetration.
Speaker 3:I don't like that word right now.
Speaker 1:But she's allowing him to do it.
Speaker 3:No she's not, she says no.
Speaker 6:He does it, and then she says no bad boy.
Speaker 1:Well it's not that they stop having sex though Squirt bottle.
Speaker 3:She says they're having sex less Because it makes her frustrated with him.
Speaker 6:So she's.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah Well, I don't think, I don't think he's getting to the sex part with his fondling, oh well she said there's penetration, so thinners Fingers.
Speaker 1:Gotcha, he's just trying to get you in the mood.
Speaker 2:Hey, do you love?
Speaker 1:me, yet Do you?
Speaker 2:love me yet.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying like I mean, everybody needs that.
Speaker 6:It's a need. I understand why it makes you want him less, because you're frustrated with him and he's crossing your boundaries and you need to tell him that Look, when you don't respect me, I don't want to have sex with you, so we need to come to an understanding is this a respect thing is it disrespectful for her to not give sex to him?
Speaker 6:no, it's her body. She doesn't owe him sex. A wife does not owe her husband sex if he is not meeting her other needs she didn't say anything about the other needs, which is catch 22 though, because she did say that it's causing this thing.
Speaker 3:So you say if she's not meeting the other needs, so if he is meeting the other needs does he deserve sex if he's meeting her other needs, she will want sex does he deserve sex?
Speaker 6:it's not deserved, or?
Speaker 3:undeserved. You said it, I'm just clarifying no, I'm saying.
Speaker 2:Tony from Ruchaville says Looks like you're in the doghouse, dude.
Speaker 6:This is my intro, remember this talking over thing we talked about.
Speaker 1:I think what he's saying is he's saying, like she's not the way she's making a sound, she wants to have sex with him less. I think he's rarely getting it unless he tries and she's sleeping. And I'm assuming there's other reasons she's not wanting to be into. But if you're not getting sex at all ever, if you're not giving it out, why? I know you love that person, but why are you with that person?
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Intimacy matters. Sex is more than just sex.
Speaker 1:The intimacy, matters, and then you're going to be upset when he goes and gets it from somebody else because you're not giving him the intimacy.
Speaker 3:But I don't know that that part really matters when she's trying to catch a few Z's and he's sticking his fingers.
Speaker 1:No, I get that. I get that In her butt, but she has to.
Speaker 3:She's trying to sleep.
Speaker 2:I think that's the part where I'm missing. It's not the normal one it's my butt. I hate it. You ever gotten woken up at 2 am with a finger in your butt? I hate it Wait a minute, hasn't everybody?
Speaker 3:I want him to leave. Ever seen a grown man naked?
Speaker 1:But I don't think it's about them deserving it or her having to do it. It's about if you don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 2:You lost me, sorry.
Speaker 6:No, if she's saying overall, if, if you are not sleeping with him because you don't want to sleep with him, then why are you guys together? That's good. I understand that, and a lot of wives kind of get in that spot where they feel like they're more motherly to their husbands because husbands aren't helping around the house. There's like this whole big thing about it.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm talking about. If a husband works around the house, shouldn't he get a little extra sex?
Speaker 6:Well, that's what I'm talking about. Her needs aren't being met. That's why she's not feeling in the mood. Most likely, she doesn't say that. That's typically what happens in relationships.
Speaker 2:Except you still give it up. So, shut up.
Speaker 1:I still need it.
Speaker 2:Don't clap your hands. You still do it. I haven't. You know what.
Speaker 1:In what Today? No Well, let's think about this Three days.
Speaker 3:Two weeks. It's time to talk about one thing I love. Two weeks Going strong Jams. Tell us something you love and something you hate Going without sex for two weeks. I hate the way you lie. I hate it. Remember that one question where it said have you ever lied to anyone in this room? I hate it.
Speaker 1:No, I'm serious, it's been two weeks, that's not long enough. Tomorrow's a new day.
Speaker 3:Tomorrow starts week three Not long enough.
Speaker 1:Tomorrow's a new day. Tomorrow starts week three. I love, I don't know, not much right now.
Speaker 2:I just picked something.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:You love.
Speaker 1:Audrey.
Speaker 2:I do love Audrey. You love your oldest stepson, ex-stepson.
Speaker 1:You love Jams or Amps.
Speaker 3:I love my puppies. You love Nacho Fattykins All five of them.
Speaker 6:No, I have begged you. Yes, I do love.
Speaker 7:Nacho Fattykins All five of them.
Speaker 2:No, I have begged you.
Speaker 1:Yes. I do love Nacho, you don't love Pipey. I love Bama, lamekins and Cripplekins.
Speaker 3:I don't think you can say Cripplekins.
Speaker 2:I've tried to get dogs from her and she has laid out bullet points as to why. I can't have them. She was adamantly against you getting the first dog, yeah. And then Bama Lamekins got on my chest and just snuggled me. I was like oh that's what she said.
Speaker 3:No, For what she loves her dogs. Yeah, brayden, tell us something you love, something you hate.
Speaker 2:I love the night before a big football game that now I'm a part of the coaching staff. I it is. I am.
Speaker 1:Aren't you like third in line?
Speaker 6:Second.
Speaker 1:Then he.
Speaker 6:Then you, oh really, it would be Four.
Speaker 3:He's fourth he has some say Some.
Speaker 6:I'm just kidding.
Speaker 3:You know, what I was never able to get ready for was a nice t-ball game, yeah didn't get to be t-mom for that either britain. What's something you hate?
Speaker 6:hey, I have a question. The three of you was hit me was britney part of football pictures she was not the team. Mom wasn't part of football pictures I did offer for her.
Speaker 3:We did a very funny, funny thing and it was my idea. Casen's dad was not there and we always tease case yes, he was so brayden stood in for the parent hand on his shoulder pad just like he was really his son, say I love you, dad. So when they open that it's just going to be Brayden.
Speaker 2:Are you serious? Oh so serious. Chris is going to love it.
Speaker 7:Oh is he.
Speaker 3:But I should say I love you Dad, and when he has sex with Chris's wife, she's going to love it too. Honey, tell us something you love, something you hate.
Speaker 6:I love being able to push back in a professional manner and not lose my shit Like I would like to do typically. Because, I'm coaching you. Well, no, I mean, I knew what to do.
Speaker 3:You always know what to do. Normally, I know what to do. Execution is not your thing.
Speaker 6:I just choose to not Normally, I choose violence.
Speaker 2:You're more of a love me or it'll hurt. Execution is not your thing. I just choose to. Not Normally, I choose violence. You're more of a love me or it'll hurt.
Speaker 6:And God damn it hurts it just hurts. I chose professional today Good job and made somebody hide from me.
Speaker 7:Good job.
Speaker 2:And hide from cleaning a bathroom. Can you choose professional next time? I hide from you. No.
Speaker 6:Instead of just pure fear At home, I have to choose violence. That's the only way we survive in this household.
Speaker 3:Tell us something you hate.
Speaker 6:I hate when it's really really hot out and then people are dumb and still wear sweatshirts and jeans.
Speaker 3:All of it's going back to the same person.
Speaker 2:I saw somebody wear a cardigan today with the leather elbow pads and I looked at him for quite some time.
Speaker 3:Ooh yeah that's a good look. How are?
Speaker 2:you not dying. I said hey, what's going on, Bubba, Because I've walked from my car Is your iron low. I walked from the car to the front door. It's 10 paces. I'm dripping.
Speaker 7:There's a lot going on right now, yeah.
Speaker 3:So I'll tell you what I love. What do you love? I love youth sports.
Speaker 6:I'm not a fan of youth sports right now I love the Team.
Speaker 3:I love all of the stuff. I'm not a huge fan of the parents, but I love the team. I love all of the stuff. I'm not a huge fan of the parents, but I love everything else and I love when I have those kids and I have their attention. I love watching them do whatever. It's just it's very fulfilling to me, very fulfilling. I hate when sound effects don't work. No, I'll tell you what I hate. I hate when sound effects don't work. Nope, I'll tell you what I hate. I hate losing.
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