My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Ranking Fast Food
Ever debated the legitimacy of a gummy candy's shape or wondered about the baffling average size of male anatomy in America? Join Amanda, Jams, Brayden, and Denny Broens, as we navigate the unpredictable waters of podcasting with both a wife and an ex-wife in tow. Our playful banter kicks off with these hilariously random topics, setting the stage for an episode packed with comedy, chaos, and a wild ride through topics you never knew you needed to hear about. From family life and football to the curious dynamics of traveling to sports competitions, our close-knit, slightly chaotic group leaves no stone unturned in the pursuit of laughter and genuine connection.
Amidst the chaos of life, there’s a nostalgic journey through the beloved world of fast food. We humorously dissect and rank popular fast-food chains, sharing personal stories and opinions that might just spark a craving or two—or maybe a small feud over which chain deserves the top spot. Whether it’s reminiscing about Pizza Hut's heyday or laughing over a misquoted Wendy's commercial, our conversation is a delightful mix of heartwarming memories and gut-busting humor. The unpredictability of fantasy football also rears its head, providing unexpected victories, humorous defeats, and a few colorful rivalries that keep us on our toes.
Fast food takes center stage again as we navigate quirky commercials and oddball food experiences. Explore the Tex-Mex Bacon Fig Burger commercial with us, as we ponder how fast-food ads have evolved—or devolved—over the years. Finally, an exploration of controversial food choices leads to a lively discussion about the eccentricities of raw food enthusiasts and a bit of relationship advice for those dealing with past romantic entanglements. With laughter, nostalgia, and candid conversations, this episode offers a whirlwind of topics that entertain and engage, leaving you eagerly anticipating our next adventure.
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams the ex-wife.
Speaker 2:And I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me that peace and happiness might be found there.
Speaker 4:You gave me hope and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, If there's any bitches in this room then there's something I gotta say Say For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way. Way I've been down that road and I'm back Sitting on square one One.
Speaker 3:Trying to pick myself up when I started from my wife, my ex-wife and me. Starts now, Starts right now. Welcome to this week's kind of late edition of my wife, my ex-wife and me. Jams is enjoying a tasty treat in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio this week. What did you say when you walked?
Speaker 1:in here I can't not saying what I said on Facebook. I'm not saying that on Facebook. You're not saying what Can I eat?
Speaker 2:those dicks. Hey, yo I'm looking saying what I said on Facebook. I'm not saying that on Facebook.
Speaker 1:You're not saying what Can I eat those dicks? Hey, yo, I'm looking for some blue ones. Hey, yo Can I eat those.
Speaker 2:Can I eat those dicks Just real fast. Anybody else going to eat these dicks? All right, I got them.
Speaker 3:I got dibs on the dicks. Welcome to this week's podcast. I appreciate you all. If you are with us on youtubecom, forward slash at tgc sod. We welcome you. If you are with us on facebook live, brayden welcomes you as well. Give him a nice welcome welcome there you go. It's a big day, it's. It was a beautiful weekend day. Today, jams had a day at the pumpkin patch with all of the children's when there was no pumpkins.
Speaker 1:Well, there were. They were just small. There wasn't a lot to pick from.
Speaker 3:Are you talking about the bag of dicks again?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't know if that's what we were doing, you can find a big one in there, I'm sure, if you look.
Speaker 3:It's the darker colored ones are bigger.
Speaker 2:Yeah, shade darker Typically. Yeah, like a shade darker adds an interest 20 percent 20 percent extra.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what is the average size in the United States? Five point five.
Speaker 1:No way.
Speaker 3:No, google it.
Speaker 1:That's a lot.
Speaker 2:Seven. That's a lie. Seven Did you ask middle schoolers Do you understand what average means? Did you ask freshmen and sophomores, because I've had this same conversation. It's 100% seven, it's four and a half.
Speaker 3:No, it's seven, Because if it was seven I'd slice my own throat.
Speaker 2:I tell you that right now, if?
Speaker 1:it was seven.
Speaker 5:Average is going to be between three and four.
Speaker 2:I'm not making, it was seven. The average is going to be between three and four.
Speaker 3:I'm not making it home tonight. I'm almost sad that I asked that question.
Speaker 1:I seriously thought it was seven. It's not seven.
Speaker 3:It's not seven. Brayden was closer, it's like 5.14. It's something like that.
Speaker 2:It's something in the very low fives, low fives.
Speaker 1:Seven, seven, seven.
Speaker 3:Seven. So, anyway, welcome to the podcast this week. We have an interesting topic this week and it's just for fun, right? That's why we do the podcast. But we're talking about fast food this week. Now everybody's staring at me very blankly, except for Jams, who's eating a little blue dick.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm all good with this topic I don't think this is. We're going to you don't think that's it. No, that's not average, no, that's not seven.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying this does not look like.
Speaker 2:They come in all shapes and sizes. Let's not discriminate. Yeah, maybe that one's uncut.
Speaker 3:It's got. Why'd you have to say Some extra flavor In there? Flavor, ew, anyway. Anyway, that was awful. This week we're gonna be talking about, was it?
Speaker 2:right, there's the flavor. The flavor you're talking about, dude, you know what that's called. Don't put it back in the way you just did.
Speaker 1:This is a person.
Speaker 2:Is his dick out.
Speaker 1:No, look, it's a person, I think those are balls on the top no.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think you're holding it upside down, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's a person.
Speaker 2:That's 100% a person. This is a riveting podcast. I know that, look, she's got a little person. This is a riveting podcast.
Speaker 3:I know that, look, she got a little person a bag of dicks. Well, maybe that's a bag of just shitty people could be a bag of, like dicky people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah these are people well, you gonna eat them slower now that they're not dicks. That's disappointing. You wanted a bag of dicks. You were just chomping those sons of bitches you were eating them like it was your job.
Speaker 3:I was like hey, Nobody going to take those from you. Damn, You're going to make it in 10 minutes with that whole bag. Now you find out it's people You're like. Eh, it's not as good.
Speaker 2:You know what I just? I lost my craving.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 5:This is the most horrid you've ever been. You just flipped the bag away.
Speaker 3:Threw it away. It's disappointing. Now You're still chewing. Are they better or worse now that you know they're people Worse?
Speaker 2:What makes them taste different?
Speaker 1:Because it says they're a bag of dicks. It's not.
Speaker 3:Were you looking for that unique dick taste?
Speaker 1:Oh, you know what that flavor it says sour dick heads. Are you looking for that unique dick taste? Oh, you know what that flavor? It says sour dick heads. They are people, they're little dick heads.
Speaker 2:And you just zoned in on the dick.
Speaker 5:Well, maybe if they're dick heads. To be fair, there's dicks all over the packages, you would think, and a main dick. No, I think it's supposed to be like that, like the face.
Speaker 3:I think they've merged people and wieners is what I think has happened. This is a riveting podcast, yeah, so we're going to be talking about fast food restaurants. We're going to be talking about how they rank based on customers and their ratings. We're going to talk about the worst fast food restaurants and why it's just. I think it'll be fun. So that's what we're going to do. I'm excited, but we have some work to do before then. To my left, let's do some introductions. Chewing on a nice chewy, uncut dick right now it's my ex-wife.
Speaker 5:It's a person with a dick on his head.
Speaker 3:I can't introduce any better than that you ruined everything, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 4:You ruined everything.
Speaker 2:you stupid, stupid bitch You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn.
Speaker 3:Bitch, you're a stupid bitch and leave some dick Say hello, jams, hello, how are you doing today?
Speaker 1:Doing okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I'm tired, I had so many dick jokes, and now they've been ruined.
Speaker 4:You can still work those in.
Speaker 3:Well, I was trying, not with you here, Never mind, you got two people that have had a hand in raising you one way or another, and you just worry about me.
Speaker 1:Yep, yep, oh, I see it. Yeah, you see the dick on his head.
Speaker 2:She was the first adult I cussed in front of and I, like, eased my way in.
Speaker 3:I introduced myself to her cussing. Oh, you were an adult. I was an adult, you, I can't. I'm your father.
Speaker 2:I was going to say can you talk with all that dick in your mouth? It's people now.
Speaker 3:It won't work. Well, they have little fallacies on the tops of their heads. So hey, tell me about your day today. You went to a pumpkin patch. Is that why you're so tired? Yeah, Is it because you took?
Speaker 4:our children. Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Which one, if you had to pick, was the worst? Piper, piper Jo.
Speaker 3:Might be Jo. No, she was tired, which means she was bad. No, she was just kind of whiny. I love, I love, love, love that Jams is willing to die for those girls and she will lie straight to everyone's face to protect them.
Speaker 5:I have to be honest. I text Audrey and ask them how they were asked she said Audrey will tell the truth. Audrey will tell the truth. If they're being bad, you won't. What'd she say?
Speaker 2:Piper was the worst.
Speaker 1:Isabel was right behind her it was okay, so it was having Braxton, Izzy and Piper because Braxton.
Speaker 2:I'd walk around the bunk and patch with a boner. Weirdo, put it away.
Speaker 5:No, braxton Braxton somehow antagonizes him like crazy. No, no, not towards him.
Speaker 3:He was just so overwhelming excited, oh, and he wanted to go to everything Telling you Telling you Off air, but I'm telling you that falls in line with everything I've been saying. Anyway, off air discussion, I'm bringing on air, sorry.
Speaker 1:And I say Braxton, okay, I promise we will get to almost everything. Maybe not everything, but almost everything.
Speaker 3:But I want it right now.
Speaker 1:But your sisters also want to go places, whatever.
Speaker 3:One of these days he's just going to, we're all going to wake up and we're going to be like where's Braxton? And he's just going to walk by the girls' room and he's just going to be in there punching them in the face. Why do you guys?
Speaker 1:get everything.
Speaker 2:No, hopefully.
Speaker 1:I didn't let him spend $10 to shoot a few paintballs. I said no.
Speaker 2:Braxton, you're going to hear about that in 15 years 15? You remember those?
Speaker 3:It'll start now and go for the next 30.
Speaker 4:You'll be hearing about it. Where we went, you could see almost everything, yeah.
Speaker 1:But I don't know, I just I can't let him out of my sight because then you can't find him.
Speaker 3:And then we appreciate you doing that. You allowed us to spend a bunch of money today, and we appreciate you for that.
Speaker 1:Anyway, I can help, just wish the money was to me.
Speaker 3:Oh, did you have a Jeep to sell? No, well, can't give you the money. Was to me. Ooh, did you have a Jeep to sell? No, well, can't give you the money. Then it is weird, though, because I'll tell you, the Jeep's gear shift is like the Jeep that we had, and that Jeep was so blue. You want an SUV that's a two wheel drive, ew, four cylinder, that you can go nowhere with quickly Nothing.
Speaker 2:Nowhere. You want to get to zero to 40?.
Speaker 3:The red Jeep.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the one that we stole, the Liberty.
Speaker 3:The one that you got with your ex-husband when you went back to him, because you thought you were throwing it in my face.
Speaker 2:And then it was in this garage.
Speaker 3:And then it ended up here anyway.
Speaker 1:The Cavalier.
Speaker 2:No, that's not a Jeep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I never drove a Jeep Cavalier.
Speaker 2:The red Jeep that Garrett and I always stole, and Garrett hit the garage door with it.
Speaker 3:That was her white Jeep. That was her new Jeep.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was my Commander.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was her Jeep that she couldn't have because it wasn't new, if you remember correctly.
Speaker 2:I don't. I just remember I stole that Jeep and it was going to be the ride of my life. I smashed on that accelerator, I could have ran faster.
Speaker 3:I could have literally got out and got quicker to where I wanted, all with my feet. The beauty of that is that if you needed to push it out of the garage and roll it down the street, you never could have, because it weighed 29,000 pounds. It was made of steel, god. Well, jams, we're glad you're with us this week, and I do not miss that Jeep. No, hey, let's introduce one other, shall we? Let's go straight to the young.
Speaker 5:Brayden, there's news I want the other, goddamn intro uh, she hasn't heard it.
Speaker 2:My new intro oh, the new one, the one that she bebops to as if she's being paid, the one that I've never seen Amanda move quite like that. She was vibrating with excitement. She was excited.
Speaker 3:And Jamie is going, I'll go ahead and play it. I did try this one. This is an alternate intro for Brayden. Alternate intro.
Speaker 4:Why are you such a dumb motherfucker?
Speaker 5:Motherfucker, motherfucker, where are you?
Speaker 2:dropped on your head.
Speaker 5:By your mother. Look at her by your mother.
Speaker 3:She's harmonizing by your mother.
Speaker 5:Why are you such a dumb motherfucker?
Speaker 3:Motherfucker. We lost a watcher because of this Motherfucker.
Speaker 5:Were you dropped on your head by your mother, by your mother.
Speaker 4:By your mother.
Speaker 2:Nothing's made you happier.
Speaker 3:I gotta agree, she has not been happier.
Speaker 2:Look at you. She is still laughing. It's like you're getting a plate of mexican in front of you. I've never seen this jams.
Speaker 3:What'd you think I? Like it do you like it better than this one, the old one?
Speaker 5:it made us lose a follower I think you need to play it in the middle of podcast, like when he says stupid stuff instead of hey man, I just want you to know. You gotta shut the fuck up you just go ahead and roll right to that. Why are you such a dumb motherfucker?
Speaker 3:Motherfucker Brayden, how was your week? I think my teacher Piper was saying it Busy.
Speaker 2:Busy no football anymore.
Speaker 3:Football's done.
Speaker 2:No football, which I got to say it was nice. I haven't had a significant other one football season and it was flag. That sucks too, but uh it was. It was nice to be at home like I'm cooking dinner and it was nice.
Speaker 3:It was very nice yeah, you'll still miss it. Plus, it was tough season. But you know, brayden and I were talking the other day can't wait, we are. So we've got sixth grade next year and hair on beanbag, can't wait. I said, hey, we gotta get the grand boys playing, so we'll be coaching sixth grade and probably a flag team in second grade for his boys first, and then the whole cycle takes over again. Yeah, so we're. We're right now booked up from July till October for the next I don't know 25 years, that's what it's going to feel like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, that's what it's going to feel like, and each year we have to at least do as well as the year before. What? Yes, oh, here it comes. You're going to pay for the baseball thing right here.
Speaker 1:I just think, like take your age, oh Plus 25. Oh plus 25.
Speaker 2:Oh see, here's the problem she actually thinks he's 25 years old. I thought she was about to bite my yeah.
Speaker 3:I thought she was coming after you. Jump down, it's me. You really think you're going to be coaching at your 75?.
Speaker 5:I mean, it could happen. It could think you're going to be coaching at 75?.
Speaker 3:I mean, it could happen, it could keep me young.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Lou Holtz is far away from a stroke and he is still screaming on the TV.
Speaker 3:I dig it. You don't think I could coach at 75? Here's the thing this is my last year coming up of being a head coach for Panther Pack. Why? Because sixth grade I'll move on. I'll either take a middle school team and be paid, or Don't you have to be a teacher for that.
Speaker 2:No, that's just high school and it's really just the high school head coach.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No, they offered it to me this year. I turned it down to the team I had but it's on to Braden now He'll be the head coach. It's on to Braden now He'll be the head coach.
Speaker 2:And Jet is going to be the star and Maverick is going to be the lead blocker. I'm so excited.
Speaker 3:He's just going to take his wiener out and start swinging it, and everybody all out. Move. Yeah, so football on the horizon for the foreseeable future. Hey, we have another introduction to do. You know anybody that we still have to introduce honey?
Speaker 2:I have 17 hours on the road coming up Ooh.
Speaker 3:In one way, yep.
Speaker 2:Where Garrett's competition? Oh, you guys are driving to Colorado.
Speaker 5:Why the fuck are you?
Speaker 3:driving Because he's poor. Garrett won't buy your plane ticket.
Speaker 2:I didn't ask.
Speaker 5:So you're just going to let your company pay for gas? Yep, are you shitting?
Speaker 3:me let your company pay for gas. Yep, are you shitting me? I should edit that out.
Speaker 2:No, we're allowed to, but he also, he started. He just started berating me with hey, we need to book an Airbnb. No, we don't. I got transportation yeah you're going yeah. You just get me an extra bed wherever you sit. He said, said no, we need to do it together, and I was in a bad mood, though, so I was gonna say I'm handling transportation. I think you got the beds by transportation.
Speaker 5:I'm handling my own transportation, you know what that little bastard texted me back?
Speaker 2:you guys are tripping together.
Speaker 3:Yep, oh, fuck, just a hilton, does he know that you guys are driving and not flying?
Speaker 2:yeah, I'm surprised he's okay with that this is how it came up. Matter of fact, I'm his coach too. Well, no, I heard that, and he's also got to beat the shit out of me before his match, like he said. Just so you know, you're my warm-up guy too. I just got to get choked out for 30 minutes.
Speaker 3:I'm going to start fighting back. I'm going to start fighting back. Wear him out so you can have a 17-hour drive back In silence, where he's super mad at you.
Speaker 2:He's sitting in the back, back asleep, just like it was when you were kids.
Speaker 3:All right, introduce your wife. Let's introduce my wife. Across from me, it's my beautiful and humble and now part-time Jeep driving wife.
Speaker 5:What's wrong? I was real confused with where you were going with some of the words yeah, like the humble.
Speaker 4:It's Mandarin, not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway. Yeah, I don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I deal Today. I really hate everybody, and that's just me being real Monday.
Speaker 5:Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. Bad bitches have bad days too.
Speaker 4:Friday, saturday, sunday bounce back high, bad bitch always do. All I really wanna hear is it'll be okay, bounce back cause a bad bitch can have bad days.
Speaker 3:Bad bitch can have bad day. How are you, honey? You take right now to yawn.
Speaker 5:It's not like I chose the time, I think you did.
Speaker 3:You know what else she does. Do you choose when to yawn? Well, here's what she does. She. You know what else she does. Do you choose when to yawn? Well, here's what she does. Yeah, she will start a sentence knowing that she's going to yawn. No, yes, she'll start a sentence and then she will continue to talk through the yawn. Yep, yep. If I go to wife number five. It's going to be for that.
Speaker 5:Don't worry.
Speaker 1:You'll be dead A yawn. Yeah, no don't worry, you'll be dead.
Speaker 2:A yawn no a yawn.
Speaker 3:Where she tries to talk, she's like, hey, just shut up, look she's gonna do it. Now. Say something to me. I was going to, but I decided not to yeah, anyway, so glad the whole group is here, we're at full strength.
Speaker 2:I didn't ever do that and I'm like start over.
Speaker 3:I say the same thing to her. I can't take it. I'm mean to her because I have to be.
Speaker 2:Maverick's little punk ass rolls his eyes at me. Don't do it to me. You're the one that did this Start over. He rolls his eyes at you. Oh yeah, if I inconvenience them. Oh God, I got on jet yesterday and I misquoted him. You know what he said to me, dead in my eyes. He said I didn't even say that, so what's that got to do with this?
Speaker 3:I was like that's his mother's son, right there. I was like what are you going to say?
Speaker 5:You know, they said to me at the Hamilton Heights game I said all right, you got me there.
Speaker 3:You have loud it, you were like okay, you win this one.
Speaker 2:Well, no, I said. But you said this, and it means the same thing, doesn't it? He said no, well, he's already smarter than me, so you win. Yeah, what'd they say to you?
Speaker 5:Specifically jet. They were like kept running off and we were waiting for you guys to be done being mean to the kids and I said Jet, come back here. Jet, come back here. He had his hood up. So finally I caught up to him and I looked at his face and I said do you not hear me or are you just refusing to listen? He says I don't want to listen to you.
Speaker 3:At least he was honest. Speaking of honest, yeah, really, really rough week. It is time for the tgc sod family fantasy football league update. It's a bad one. Everybody in this room can go to hell having a bad season and I don't like it. Who's doing the goddamn update?
Speaker 2:I am, and I just want to start it with. I messaged Braxton when I played him in week four. Yes, he taunted me for a touchdown. I messaged back my little brother and said scoreboard, dickhead. And then you know what his stupid ass did Taunted me two more times. I beat him.
Speaker 3:I don't understand the taunting.
Speaker 2:But I beat him.
Speaker 5:He also doesn't understand winning now versus winning the whole week.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's like If he doesn't have anybody playing right now, he's going to lose. If he has everybody playing right now, he's obviously going to beat you, duh.
Speaker 2:I'm going to win.
Speaker 3:Ha, ha, every time.
Speaker 2:I have two defenses. Aren't you scared? All right, so week four is OK hold on.
Speaker 3:We're doing two weeks. Yeah, right now, because we didn't due to the interview last week, we ran out of time, so we're doing two this week.
Speaker 2:Correct Week four B-Wee's Beast against Berenstain Busted Biscuits. That is, the Biscuits winning that one One hundred and thirty point five to one seventeen point two four.
Speaker 3:Your obvious best week To date. Yes, sir, yeah, because you won.
Speaker 5:Because every other week he hasn't gotten over 100 points.
Speaker 2:Almost Turns out, my top contributor being Nico Collins 33.1 points. Isn't that weird? Should have been on my team, isn't?
Speaker 5:that weird I was contested.
Speaker 2:We had Rasheed Rice in. He's on IR. Was that week too Big dumb dipshit. But that's mine. The next matchup is Amsys City Squaws against the Rooseville Enablers 148.2. That one's not you To 109.98. That one is you, the lower one To 109.98. That one is you, the lower one, the one that's lower.
Speaker 3:So I lost to you Boy did you, boy, did you yeah.
Speaker 5:That's called an old school ass kicking.
Speaker 2:That's a can of whoop ass. Yeah, sk Um Sk. Who did?
Speaker 5:that. Who did sk.
Speaker 2:So well, look, you had some players dude. Your top contributor was Jordan Mason. He got you 24 points, yeah. But then I had some get me three. You had your quarterback get you nine. So I would have broken my phone.
Speaker 3:I consider it. I've never been more pissed about a fantasy football league that I have nothing in.
Speaker 2:There's no monetary this is a bullshit league. This is a bullshit season because for some reason, you don't know Malik, who Malik neighbors is, and you're 4-0.
Speaker 3:I don't want to hear about it. She's probably going undefeated this season, based on her roster no, audrey beat me, oh sorry, apologies 4-1.
Speaker 2:What team does Malik neighbors play for? I don't know Blue team Outstanding.
Speaker 3:So who won that? I am beat you guys. Okay so who has to do the wheel?
Speaker 2:of punishment for that week. Jamba Lamba, let's do the first week and then we'll do the second week. So Jamba Lamba against Team M, 108.42 for Jamba Lamba, do you?
Speaker 3:remember saying that you were going to beat me and I was still going to have to do the wheel of punishment. Yeah, you remember running your mouth about that. I did beat you. No, you didn't. Or you wouldn't be doing, or it would be you, no no, no, it would be me doing the wheel of punishment.
Speaker 1:Oh, I haven't played, you have I?
Speaker 2:She beat you and Mark Andrews got zero targets, zero receptions, zero yards. She beat you. Okay, this is hers, this one's Ams, ams, it's time, jams, jams.
Speaker 3:It's time for your wheel of punishment. Now remember whatever this is you have to do, okay but I can't call.
Speaker 1:I mean, I can try to call Caleb, but he won't answer. You'll leave a voicemail.
Speaker 3:Let's see. Let's see what it is. It might not even be it's time for jams.
Speaker 5:Oh, we have get smacked in the forehead. Why can't Brayden get that one?
Speaker 3:Wheel of punishment. This is so exciting. Very short spin.
Speaker 5:Say something nice about.
Speaker 3:Denny oh say something nice about Denny Eight times. Eight times throughout the night.
Speaker 2:Let's go ahead and start with one now. Yeah, I'll keep the tallies.
Speaker 3:You know what, Based on your thoughts, you can just say turns out Denny's wiener is average.
Speaker 5:No, she thought seven was average.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm saying Is it to be nice?
Speaker 1:or lie.
Speaker 2:Say something nice about Denny eight times.
Speaker 1:That's what it says. That's what it says.
Speaker 4:I think this is the most painful thing you've ever had to do.
Speaker 3:That's what it says.
Speaker 2:That's what it says, denny's a good father.
Speaker 3:That's a cop-out thing you've ever had to do.
Speaker 2:That's one. We're good at seven to go In an hour.
Speaker 4:Fuck.
Speaker 2:That's one every ten minutes.
Speaker 1:Denny, you're funny.
Speaker 3:Oh there's two, that's another cop-out though that was pretty bad.
Speaker 2:Okay, now go ahead and start for week five week five, the first matchup being the berenstein busket busted biscuits against jambalamba. It's a heartbreaker, yeah yeah 122.5 to 140.64, my top contributor being baker mayfield my god, I wish he was my husband, but um, he's my top contributor and jams on the other hand. Yeah, I mean, you had two players not scored double digits, so I'm not even going to go into detail about it. I don't like it. Okay, the second matchup rooseville enablers against team 20.1 to 128.2.
Speaker 3:I had Audrey beat Like 97% chance I was beating her the entire way until something changed and life fell apart.
Speaker 2:Jamar Chase blew up. He had 41 points. That's what happened, and that was at the end of the game too. And you want to know what?
Speaker 3:She didn't even give a shit, not a care.
Speaker 2:Either way, she didn't care that she was losing.
Speaker 3:She didn't care that she was winning. I tried to go to her a little bit when she was losing. I tried to grovel a little bit. When she was winning she was having none of it.
Speaker 2:Why can't we just have people in there? I want someone with the energy of Braxton in this league that actually knows what they're doing.
Speaker 3:You just give me that.
Speaker 2:Give me that. I want real shit talk, real intelligent football, shit talk. I'm not just saying I got two defenses, biatch. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it? So this next matchup is Ams City Squaws against Bee Wee's Beast. You beat down on your son, do you feel good about it Always.
Speaker 3:What was?
Speaker 2:the score, it was 123.44 to 106.32. An ass weapon.
Speaker 5:Well, that's it. Yeah, that's a pretty good ass weapon. I would like to point out that the women this week all one cake girls.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they did so what is the standings right now?
Speaker 2:uh, hold on, let's find out, you're spinning this time I, so I'll spin real quick okay, and I got the standings whenever all right, here we go are.
Speaker 3:Are you ready? Yep, it's my spin for the worst.
Speaker 1:Okay time out. If you land on Say Something Nice About Denny eight times, you have to change it to Jamie.
Speaker 2:No, no, we all rock paper scissors, it's not just you.
Speaker 5:Do you really? Want him to say nice things about me in front of you. It's between me and you.
Speaker 2:Oh God damn it.
Speaker 4:Sing.
Speaker 2:This is so much better. Okay, sing it as best as you can.
Speaker 3:Who knew that this was going to be my punishment? You don't even know the words. Oh yeah, I do, I don't, I have wanted this. I have wanted some. Oh, so I can sing anything.
Speaker 2:Jamie's a bitch. Yeah, this doesn't sound right. This isn't before every baseball game.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's get this out of the way. Let's do the standings real quick.
Speaker 2:All right, yeah, get them ready.
Speaker 3:Get the pipes ready. Get me a drink, yes.
Speaker 2:In the East East is that way. It is Team M 4-0. The Squaws 2-2. And Bee Wee's Beast 1-3. In the West, jambalamba 3-1. Enablers 1-3. Biscuits 1-3.
Speaker 3:We have the same record. Yeah, I still think it's BS that we ended up in the same and she got both. Yeah, it's nonsense. And she's still losing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the crazy thing is, she's still do and do and Audrey doesn't care even a little bit for an O. I hate it.
Speaker 3:I don't know how Audrey's undefeated Can you see, by the dawn's early light, early light, where so proudly we hailed by the twilight's last gleaming. It is the coolest thing ever. And the rock Nope who's bright stripes. Who's bright stripes, nope what?
Speaker 2:was the word.
Speaker 3:Who's bright stripes and bright stars, rock, stripes, fucking oh and the and the rock is red glare I don't think that's right came or were bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. So save us that star.
Speaker 5:No so say us that, so say us that star spangled banner. It's just the best thing on this podcast ever.
Speaker 3:How's it feel? So, wait a minute, where am I at? So? Say does that star spangled banner. Yeah, I can't try to the land of the free and the home of the brave. I delivered on my punishment. Amanda is still laughing.
Speaker 2:F the beat, I'll go acapella.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Like don't even download it. That's so cool.
Speaker 3:You can literally play it. I probably should have Turn the volume all the way up so I could. Are you okay over there?
Speaker 5:honey, you gonna make it.
Speaker 3:You said that's the hardest she's laughed in probably months. She leaned back and said those aren't the right words either.
Speaker 2:She was just fact-checking us.
Speaker 5:That's not right either.
Speaker 2:The bright stripes and stars. I thought it was because it's red, white and bright. I don't know, I was a Marine, I don't know that song. It wasn't bright. I served my country, no idea.
Speaker 3:You don't have to if you serve your country.
Speaker 2:That was so nice.
Speaker 3:I have not sang that song in that will be played 40 years. So many times that was so 40. I will erase it after this podcast.
Speaker 2:You after this podcast you'll never find, but you can't. Ah shit, you had that, you recorded that and she did it with you, didn't?
Speaker 3:know it, that's some sneaky shit, sneaky shit, that was real nice right this week. We're talking about fast food restaurants. We let's get this show back on the track, shall we?
Speaker 5:yeah, can we do that. There'll be a cassette tape at everybody's stocking this year that would be hilarious.
Speaker 3:A cassette tape you say a cassette recording. Have you ever seen a cassette? Do you Brayden? Have you? And you gotta twist the pencil.
Speaker 1:You have a Walkman. I did have a Walkman.
Speaker 3:I bet she did until she was 14 at least third grade With the headphones.
Speaker 5:She'd get on the bus.
Speaker 3:I was listening to NC and then on Christmas one year she got a Walkman disc player for her freshman year and clipped it to her belt and walked in Everybody else has iPods.
Speaker 5:I have a bag of CDs.
Speaker 3:You don't need that.
Speaker 2:What? All right, she's got five, six more to go.
Speaker 3:Let's do, let's do. She got six more. What Nice CDs? Oh yeah, what did you say? Something?
Speaker 2:about my singing? Nope, not a one, and honestly that's a cop out.
Speaker 3:Oh no, she's getting ready to compliment me.
Speaker 1:You and honestly, that's a cop out. Oh no, she's getting ready to compliment me.
Speaker 3:You do a really good job on this podcast. Thank you, I'll accept that. How many do we have left? Five, five left, yeah, pace yourself. Jams, yeah, yeah, pace yourself. All right, I'm going to take you all on a trip down memory lane before we start talking about fast food. Some of these will surprise you. What is the most popular commercial in Wendy's history?
Speaker 5:Oh, where's the beef? That's.
Speaker 3:Arby's. No, that's the. We have the meats oh, or we have the meat oh.
Speaker 2:Arby's we have the meat.
Speaker 5:Braxton can say that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Arby's.
Speaker 5:I have meat.
Speaker 3:All right, let's. This is from 1984. I'm going to play Wendy's. Where's the beef? Iconic.
Speaker 1:It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big bun, big fluffy bun.
Speaker 3:It's a very big fluffy bun. Where's the?
Speaker 1:beef. Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef on a lot of bun. Where's the beef? At Wendy's we serve a hamburger we modestly call the single, and wendy's single has more beef than the whopper or big mac. At wendy's you get more beef and less bun. Hey, where's the beef? I?
Speaker 5:don't think there's anybody back there.
Speaker 1:You want something better.
Speaker 3:You're wendy's kind of people now a funny story about this. One time I was actually at a wendy's at lunch at work and you know they do those snake lines where you stand and this is when like this was before you could go and order your lunch and pick it up on a shelf and take it somewhere. I hate that. Yeah, I do too. So I'm in a Wendy's, I'm with a friend and this guy comes up and he's got his, he's got a sandwich opened up and he sets it on the counter, oh Christ. And he's got his sandwich opened up and he sets it on the counter, oh Christ. And he was like, hey, and he was going to make an example of these people at Wendy's. He was mad. Was he being serious? Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah he was pissed Because guess what? Now, this is 1984 when this commercial come out. This is 2000 and probably it might have been 2000 or 1999. So a long time had passed, Okay, and this guy comes up and he sets his. He sets his sandwich on the counter, he says it's got everything on it, but the meat where's my, where's my burger? And like he is talking loud, and the woman back there instead of just saying oh my God, I'm so sorry, she blows it and she like starts making excuses and whatever. And so he's standing there and he's just you know how people will turn to other people and can you believe this? So I'm like I'm going to make fun of this.
Speaker 3:I turned to the guy I'm with because at the time I didn't have the personality that I do now, because I would have made this an epic moment. That is christmas. Christmas came early, that's right. I turn to my friend and I'm like where's the beef? We're in a Wendy's, Where's the beef? And he kind of laughs. Some dickhead in front of me hears that, oh no. And he turns and he says hey, where's the beef? And the restaurant erupts in laughter and this dude's like they're showering him with gifts, A confetti thing comes out of the ceiling.
Speaker 3:It was so horrible and I was just like that was my joke, my fucking joke. I made that joke.
Speaker 2:I made that joke. He's saying that 25 years later, I still remember the situation.
Speaker 3:I would think about that every night, I have heard this story no less than 15 times I've never, heard it no less than 15 times on the podcast yeah, I have told it on the podcast, but it was. It was that because I was like if I would have had the personality I did today, I where you could have just yelled out into a restaurant. I would have had everybody, I would have taken the laughter he got with my joke and made it times 10. But no, no, I blew it.
Speaker 3:So that is it's hilarious has affected me to this day, so that was one of their big ones. We're going to go back in the wayback machine here and we're going to in the wayback machine in the wayback machine. And let's now look at a, at an old commercial for this one's McDonald's.
Speaker 4:And.
Speaker 3:I think you'll describing a big yes. To all these patty special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, pickles, onions, lettuce, sesame seed bun. I didn't say it, say it again.
Speaker 4:To all these patty special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, pickles, onions, lettuce, sesame seed bun.
Speaker 1:To all these patty special sauce, lettuce cheese, onions, pickles, pickles, onions and a little bit McDonald's Big Mac, the big sandwich with a great big taste that everybody's talking about.
Speaker 3:Sesame seed bun and we forgot the onion.
Speaker 1:Yes it did, yes, it did say onion. I should. It said onion.
Speaker 4:All right To all these patty special sauce, lettuce cheese pickles, onions and sesame seed bun McDonald's. Big Mac, the great big sandwich with a great big taste. Lettuce Pickles, cheese hey, that's your Big Mac.
Speaker 3:You when your dollar gets a break every day, so you never know what was going to go. What's going to happen in the next commercial?
Speaker 5:especially after Braxton gets a little of our YouTube account.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so it'd be a Nicki.
Speaker 2:Minaj music video. So McDonald's that was their big thing.
Speaker 3:That was their big thing. The Big Mac was their flagship item. I don't remember that at all. If we called your mom right now, she could tell you that jingle. I promise you, your dad, your mom might remember it.
Speaker 2:You want to hear my old McDonald's order? Yeah, it is vile. I would get a Big Mac extra sauce, 20 piece McNugget and I would eat all of it. Where would you put it, Dude?
Speaker 3:I hated the Big Mac. That's no different. It was such a messy scene. Oh, I loved it.
Speaker 5:I still remember you and your brother going and getting two fucking Chipotle burritos and eating them both.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:That's insane, wow yeah.
Speaker 2:But I would. I remember I got home from spring break and that night a girl brought me a Big Mac, a 20 piece nugget and like six barbecue sauces. I smoked all of it. I used to be in, I used to, I used to do that, I used to be in, I used to, I used to do that. And then the next night I would eat an extra large fire pizza, whatever. Whatever the pizza is called, yeah, one that I always knows, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:The Gambino's, that big pizza. Yeah, I could put away some food now. I eat once a day.
Speaker 3:You, you could and never.
Speaker 5:That's because you ruined your stomach.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, he still does that with subway now. The next one we're going to watch is an old one from kfc. Back then it was called kentucky fried chicken. They didn't do the kfc. I want you to notice now. Please don't write in or you can, if you want to, tgc sod at gmailcom. I still believe there's a racial component to this and Absolutely, I 100% believe there is, and let's see if you agree at the beginning.
Speaker 4:It's so nice, nice to feel so good about a meal, so good about Kentucky fried chicken. It's so nice, nice to feel so good about a meal, so good about Kentucky Fried Chicken. 11 herbs and spices make your finger licking. Good, serve Kentucky Fried Chicken because it's nice to feel so good. It's so nice, nice to feel so good about a meal so good about Kentucky Fried Chicken. It's so nice, nice to feel so good about a meal so good about Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Speaker 5:It's nice to feel so good about a meal.
Speaker 2:Have you ever heard the facts about Colonel Sanders? Oh yeah, he almost killed himself. Oh yeah, Because he couldn't get it. He couldn't get it advertised.
Speaker 3:No, and like he sunk all of his life savings into it and went around selling it to different restaurants.
Speaker 2:He sold it door to door, like house to house. He didn't get it until he was in his early 70s and then, when he was like 78, he was a millionaire. Pound for pound, that would suck.
Speaker 3:KFC, to me, is still the best food. It's the tastiest food. It's not the healthiest but it's the best you can buy if it's done right.
Speaker 2:You like KFC Bear and T-Bell? Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, yeah, I can't remember the last time I ate it as you call it, t-bell. I felt good about myself once it was done.
Speaker 2:I remember you made a mess in my car Somehow. I was driving Don't know how you were with me and you said you want some taco bell.
Speaker 3:And I was like sometimes it'll get a hold of me and I'll be like, hey, I think I'm gonna eat some taco bell. And immediately after the first bite I'm like why the fuck did I do this?
Speaker 2:I looked at him and I was like taco bell yeah and then he left lettuce all over, like you did all over, yep, yep, exactly that just pay back because you did it in the jeep exactly that.
Speaker 3:Now, here's the other thing used to be back the. When was the last time you walked into a Pizza Hut and sat down to eat?
Speaker 5:Oh Honey, that's not a fair question. I grew up fucking backwards.
Speaker 3:That's true. When did you go to a Pizza Hut the last time?
Speaker 1:Probably the last time you and I went for lunch Like.
Speaker 3:Long time ago, yeah, and we went to a.
Speaker 1:Pizza Hut. Yeah, you were working at Aaron's and it was the one across the street you could go into Pizza Hut. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot about that. No, across the street, not next door.
Speaker 3:Do you remember ever going into a Pizza Hut meeting Do?
Speaker 2:you.
Speaker 5:It was by the gas station it used to be it used to be the place You'd go in on a Friday night and you'll see that you go into the one in Huntington on Friday night and you go into the one in.
Speaker 2:Huntington, on the one over there on Sycamore. It's still the same building and it used to be a buffet. There'd be a salad bar and a pizza buffet. That was awesome, and then CC's tried to redo it.
Speaker 3:Get away from me, no but this kind of shows you from 1981. This shows you kind of the feel that they had. When you get a craving for pizza and nothing else will do, then Pizza you kind of the have that there's nothing like pan pizza at your hometown Pizza Hut restaurant, your hometown Pizza Hut Home of pan pizza as commercial, as commercial or not commercial, as chains go for pizza, Pizza Hut is king. Oh, I totally agree.
Speaker 2:Papa John's.
Speaker 3:Papa John's is okay for the change up.
Speaker 2:Yeah but it's been no one out.
Speaker 3:I will tell you if you go to Pizza Hut now, the bottom of the box is usually wet from all of the grease.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just not the same, but that used to be like a true family gathering spot where you could go and take your kids and, you know, at the time you could get out of there feed your entire family for 12 bucks probably, and get up and still have.
Speaker 2:You bring home some pizza, take home some pizza.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and you know they wore those ridiculous outfits. Their uniforms matched the tablecloths like perfectly, it was just so.
Speaker 5:And their hats always reminded me of the hat like the roof. Yeah, yes.
Speaker 3:And you're exactly right about huntington. It's like going into a time capsule when you go into that pizza hut.
Speaker 5:Because it's like, because it's still in time, it's still if you order takeout or if you go in there. It is popping friday, saturday nights. It is so busy and they actually do um. I know, honey. I don't know if other places do it, but huntington does this thing where um, like kids, sports teams and whatnot, can do a fundraiser there. So the kids will come in and they will serve tables and they make a portion of whatever's done. I mean that's a huge thing.
Speaker 3:Did you guys ever do the bucket?
Speaker 5:in school, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:You read books and you could earn points to a personal pan pizza, which at the time was the smallest little piece of shit pizza you could have. But because it was personal pan, give me some of that. It's mine. Well, you earned it, I got this. I never earned one. Now you still don't know how to read. Here is this next one is going to get you for a couple of reasons. I want to see if you guys recognize I'm gonna close my eyes well, I don't think that will help you decide if you.
Speaker 3:I don't think that'll help you decide if you I heard you joke, dude know them all. Right, here we go. Let's see. If you recognize it, hold it.
Speaker 5:I just have to tell you about the. Aren't you hungry for a Whopper game at Burger?
Speaker 3:King who is it?
Speaker 5:Well, it says Meg Ryan, but I don't know, damn it.
Speaker 3:Yes, that's Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan is an A-list celebrity in Top Gun. Take me to bed or lose me forever, Goose. That's Meg Ryan. That's Meg Ryan and that's Meg Ryan right there.
Speaker 2:Okay, you guys could have told me that the person behind her was Meg Ryan. I'd have been like you got it I don't know who this bitch is.
Speaker 3:You got it, but anyway, did you see the Whopper at the beginning of the commercial? Yeah, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 1:You can win a Whop $1,000, $5,000, even a million dollars.
Speaker 5:There's a one in six chance of winning a prize. Okay, back to the most important reason to come to Burger King the food, aren't you?
Speaker 4:hungry. Aren't you hungry? Aren't you hungry for burgers now?
Speaker 2:You could win a million dollars. I would like to be on record there is no better sandwich than the Whopper Fast food there is no better sandwich.
Speaker 3:You now are in good company because your grandparents meaning Grandpa Ron and Grandma Barb that's the only place they wanted to eat. As a matter of fact a very fun story that I have growing up it was my mom's birthday.
Speaker 2:All she wanted was a Whopper Nope.
Speaker 3:We were driving and I was in the backseat and I don't remember where we. It might've been Valentine's day, I don't remember because mom's birthday and Valentine's day are pretty close together and we were driving along and I remember my dad saying where do you want to eat? Cause it was a birthday. So we were going to celebrate and my mom, in typical fashion, said, well, I don't know, or I don't care, or whatever. I think she was expecting him to take her somewhere nice. And I still remember to this day. I can't tell you the little things that led up to it, but I can tell you this I remember him saying Burger King, okay. And I remember, like eight yearold Denny in the back seat saying, oh, you done fucked up.
Speaker 3:You done, messed up.
Speaker 2:Even I know better dummy.
Speaker 3:And I still remember watching mom cry while she ate at Burger King. It was so bad, she cried.
Speaker 1:That sounds like an Amanda move.
Speaker 3:She was so upset.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, when you think you're going to go somewhere nice for your birthday and then you end up at Burger King.
Speaker 3:She cried oh yeah, yeah, I still. And if she's watching or when she listens to this, she will text me and she will say you've got to let that go.
Speaker 2:I'll never forget that day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because I still will tease her about birthday. I'll say, hey, I'm gonna go burger king, and she'll know exactly what I'm talking about can she cry while she eats? Yes, that is cry. While she sleeps, while she's showering. She could cry during intimate moments. She can cry anytime could.
Speaker 2:Can you cry? When can you eat while you cry?
Speaker 3:I can remember eating with my dad, who was a chain smoker he'd have a cigarette in between his fingers and dipping french fries and with the cigarette burning in a restaurant oh yeah, yeah yeah, and this was since 2000. I mean, this wasn't that long ago. Can you cry while you eat?
Speaker 2:no, I can't, I can't do if I'm crying now.
Speaker 3:Something bad happened all of these commercials are showing you like the good, wholesome 70s, 80s, right? Yeah, all of that. I'm going to take you on a little different one. This is more my speed. I shouldn't probably admit that, but this is where we've. This is where we've ended up as society. Carl's Jr and Hardee's are the same.
Speaker 1:okay, carl's jr rallies was hardy's rallies is different rally checkers, checkers so carl's jr and hardy's are the same brand. Watch this one black angus beef and bacon, so Tex.
Speaker 4:Fire roasted peppers and onions. It's Mex. Oh, it gets better. Let's settle this I think we should Tex.
Speaker 2:Tex, tex, tex. Forget the 80s, leaving where they were. We're telling this boat there's a lot of them Actually.
Speaker 5:When Tex meets Mex, it's a win-win. The Tex-Mex Bacon Fig Burger Only at Carl's Jr. I can't believe that aired. Also, does anyone get the border reference?
Speaker 4:Yes, no, they even have a Mexican the border reference. Yes, no.
Speaker 5:They even have a Mexican flag.
Speaker 2:Texas and Mexico.
Speaker 5:Tex, Tex, Mex and notice they're hitting over a volleyball net, but it's the length of miles, it's literally the border.
Speaker 2:All he saw were butts and boobs. Me too, dude, they're gorgeous Me too, dude.
Speaker 3:And I just I'm like thinking I was like, yeah, I'm like thinking I was like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I did that to the border. Oh, I did that to the butts, yeah. I just I like you need to go back Watch it again.
Speaker 5:Don't remember while I can imagine that was.
Speaker 2:this game never ends, I hope you guys never decide. Yeah, I can't imagine that airing it is.
Speaker 5:It's funny because back in the 90s, that would have been scandalous because of the boobs and butts. Now, today, it would be scandalous because of the border that's true, this is such a shitty society that's where we are.
Speaker 3:what do you think if we were to talk about and I hate this place. That's where we are. What do you think If we were to talk about and I found this?
Speaker 5:She even had a Spanish accent.
Speaker 3:The one did Boy, did she? So in March of 2023, there was a CBS affiliate that ranked all of the fast food chains. Okay, now I'm going to we're going to like do an abbreviated version of this in the spirit of time, but there are 23 that they ranked, so we're going to go backwards from 23 to 1.
Speaker 5:If I can name 23 fast food restaurants, you're going to know most of these.
Speaker 3:You won't know some of them. What do you? Who do you think the worst fast food restaurant is? Who do you think it is?
Speaker 2:when you guys came to see me in Arizona. What was that place Garrett and I went and got food from. Do you guys remember the Del Taco? Yep, that's the worst without a doubt.
Speaker 3:Okay, you say Del Taco. What do you say?
Speaker 2:that's you jams.
Speaker 1:Denny, you're a good friend, thank you. The worst, I don't know, because.
Speaker 3:I don't know that's you, jams.
Speaker 1:Denny, you're a good friend. Thank you Four to go the worst? I don't know, because I don't know Can you say something about me aesthetically next time I can try, thank you.
Speaker 3:The worst statistically.
Speaker 5:Amanda, what do you think it is? I'm going to say it's going to be like McDonald's or Taco Bell.
Speaker 3:I'm going to save you. It is McDonald's. Number 23 on the list is McDonald's the 2022 customer satisfaction score out of 168, which is higher than what I thought it would be Actually they suck anymore. I hate when they pick that largest restaurant chain in the world I think we knew by revenue, with over 37,000 stores. That's insane, 37,000 stores. And now, listen, their French fries keep people coming back, right, okay, but they've sucked lately.
Speaker 1:They're either the best or the worst.
Speaker 2:There's no in between. There's one thing I think about with McDonald's is their pickles, pickle slices. They got the best pickles. Ooh, that's it, that's it.
Speaker 3:Now, who do you think? The next on the list? The next and you're going to. You all know it.
Speaker 4:You all know, the place Nope. Burger King. It's not BK Popeyes.
Speaker 2:Popeyes.
Speaker 3:Popeyes, which I agree with. Their food is 90% bad, but you can catch that one time Like percent bad and, but you can catch that one time like their mashed potatoes the best, their mashed potatoes are the best, but everything else sucks.
Speaker 2:Giant donkey wiener well damn yeah, um, so you're.
Speaker 1:So that was 22 yeah, so that's the.
Speaker 3:That's the end of 22 going into 23. This this was compiled in 23. Popeyes thrive during during the COVID pandemic. What's more, it's still growing. They have 2,754 US locations and 3,700 international locations. It's the secret to the franchise's success. Fried chicken, known for its signature crispiness. To me, it's chewy and it's gross. Amanda, you like it, I do. I love canes.
Speaker 5:I hate canes. Canes is real good. I hate canes. It is so bland. But you love Popeye's. It's got flavor. It's well-cooked chicken. I like crunchy breading and it has some kick to it.
Speaker 2:Chipotle next. This is number 20, by the way.
Speaker 3:Number 20 on the list. He says Chipotle. What do you say?
Speaker 5:I bet it's Subway Taco Bell.
Speaker 3:They killed people. They had a cool line. This one isn't fair. Jack in the Box, we don't have one around here.
Speaker 2:We've always got a Jack in the Box.
Speaker 3:It's hot now Still open and I've heard they're good, Real good. I've had a few. Their score out of 172. They started in 1951 in San Diego. Did we eat there when we went to San Diego? We didn't. The chain is well known for hamburgers, fries and soft drinks Okay, great. One of the most polarizing options on the menu is the brand's tacos.
Speaker 2:That's what I was going to say. You can get cheeseburger, you can get taco.
Speaker 3:That is kind of weird. It's odd, but golly it's tasty.
Speaker 2:It's so tasty.
Speaker 5:You can get egg rolls. You can get so much there, dude, I'm not kidding. You would take a bite of taco, bite of burger, bite of taco, bite of burger.
Speaker 2:Oh, I'm not a caveman, I would inhale the first one. I'm not a caveman, I would.
Speaker 3:I would inhale the first one, I would inhale the next one and try and enjoy nothing. Uh now, who said Taco Bell?
Speaker 5:Me.
Speaker 4:All of us have said Taco Bell.
Speaker 3:Taco Bell's the best I stand corrected, taco Bell was tied With At number 20.
Speaker 2:Okay For the shittiest. Do you know what I miss?
Speaker 3:Taco Bell and K Glenn Bell discovered harsh shell tacos from the sit down restaurant across the street, the Mitla Cafe in San Bernardino, california. Rather than laboriously making each taco by hand, bell found a way to assemble it quickly and he started selling them out of a stand in December of 1951. That's when they started, and thus began Taco Bell. In the years since, the chain has gotten creative with its menu, offering Kit Kat quesadillas. I don't remember those For their breakfast Kit Kat, kit Kat, quesadillas and Cheetos burritos and an airhead slushy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they started getting weird because they sucked. They had to change.
Speaker 2:I go with the old faithful five soft tacos of creams. Add jalapeno, give me a couple of burritos, enchilada burritos and a weird amount of hot sauce.
Speaker 3:How much do you spend at Taco Bell when you go to lunch?
Speaker 2:$33.
Speaker 3:For just you.
Speaker 2:No. Well, basically, Alexis and I, we have a tradition. We used to do it every single Wednesday before we became exclusive. Every single Wednesday, we'd get hammered and we'd eat Taco Bell.
Speaker 3:Neither of us Go back to your house and sleep in a room with no door.
Speaker 2:No, dude, this was before all this. Oh, okay, this was when we were just On again, off again, yeah, and it was every single. We never missed one, it was.
Speaker 3:Why do you think people get drunk and eat Taco Bell?
Speaker 2:I used to do it too. I do not know, but that is the reason we are in love today. That's a big reason. Yeah, they are open late, but not to mention, it's all fast and it's basically you're shoving mush into your face, it's just, it's nothing but dude.
Speaker 3:When I was a kid. When I was a kid, you would go to lunch. You could leave school to go to lunch when I was in high school, so we would go. You could go to Taco Bell, get a bean burrito, pintos and cheese why would you do that to yourself? And something else, and it would be $4.
Speaker 1:And I'm not even kidding.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now you could go and order the same shit. It's $47.29.
Speaker 5:How much did you spend on McDonald's today? $47. $40. If I go and get the kids stuff like I've learned to finagle our McDonald's order so that it doesn't reach $40 to get the four kids stuff, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it was same thing. And I would go in, and I even would go to Taco Bell and I would say I would like a water, please, and they would give me the water, cup, sprite, go, get me some Sprite, or whatever the fuck I wanted. You know why that's?
Speaker 4:why? Because I got this cup.
Speaker 3:You don't? That's right. I'll kick your ass and then I'll drink it all, oh my God, what if I do one of the suicides?
Speaker 2:huh, that's right. What if I get?
Speaker 3:all of them. Who do you think is the next worst fast food restaurant after Taco Bell?
Speaker 2:Taco Bell and who?
Speaker 3:were tied Is hot now still thing. Taco Bell and Popeye's were tied. Who's the next best on the worst? Could I have a genre of food? We've already talked about it.
Speaker 1:Wendy's Burger King.
Speaker 3:It's Wendy's, really Wendy's. Wendy's founder, dave Thomas, named the fast food chain after who.
Speaker 5:His wife Wendy.
Speaker 3:His daughter Melinda Lou Thomas. None of that's.
Speaker 2:Wendy, the three words you just said. Not even one of them had a W.
Speaker 3:Although plenty of fast food staples are on the menu, health conscious consumers may now go, may have more reason to go to Wendy's, as it's the first fast food restaurant with a salad bar. Now they don't do that much anymore.
Speaker 5:No, but they do still have some tasty salads.
Speaker 3:But I will tell you that's my favorite actual fast food restaurant. All of ours in town, except for the brand new one are gross. I also worked there and everybody should have to do that once. But my mom hated it because she always said they undercooked their meat.
Speaker 2:I think that's why it tasted better. And also, everybody thought that a quarter pounder was more meat than a third pounder.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know the one three yeah.
Speaker 2:Everybody was like, yeah, this never sold because people thought they were getting more. That is actually true. Yeah, yeah, dairy Queen's. Next, dairy Queen blows Dairy Queen's so bad.
Speaker 3:Dairy Queen is not next, but there is one of these in town where we live. What do you think is next, honey? What do?
Speaker 5:you think is next honey Arby's? Nope, I think Arby's is going to be high on the customer satisfaction.
Speaker 3:This one. Let me give you another hint.
Speaker 5:They have been in our community twice. That doesn't help.
Speaker 1:Like they came.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Sonic used to be over where Dog and Suds was. Yeah, that place was horrible, horrible.
Speaker 2:I was also a child, yeah, Now they've got something going where they're at, but it's, they've got the perfect location too.
Speaker 3:Sonic is next on the list. Dairy Queen sucks. Dairy Queen is next Now. Brayden worked for Dairy Queen.
Speaker 2:Oh, dude, I got so fat. I didn't get fat I should have, but I was on a Dairy Queen diet. It was Dairy Queen and booze.
Speaker 3:A friend of mine worked at Dairy Queen back in the day and he said it was so easy to steal from them. He would just take money each day Money.
Speaker 2:Oh see, he and I had different beliefs, Different theft systems. Well, yeah, I would. They'd be ordering and I made this burger wrong. I'm so hungry.
Speaker 4:And they were like all right, toss it out.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 4:Toss it.
Speaker 5:Made this burger wrong. That's weird, because I made it exactly the way I wanted it.
Speaker 2:One girl caught me one day. She said we don't put mustard on this. I was like oh, we did.
Speaker 3:That's why it was bad. So who do you think is tied with Dairy Queen as the number 16 worst Subway?
Speaker 2:Or the number 16. Not Subway, it's right in front of you. No way, hardies Dunkin. Oh, I've never been to a Dunkin Donuts.
Speaker 3:I've never, why would they consider that fast food?
Speaker 2:Well, that's what I was. That's more of a coffee. Well, starbucks is fast food now too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, it's on there. Starbucks Mm-hmm Subway is number 12 on the list. Why?
Speaker 4:Number 12.
Speaker 2:This is funny. Oh, they changed their pitch to 75.
Speaker 3:Subway is a sandwich chain where customers can get healthy, hearty fare on a sub sandwich bread. The apps have also become available. More recently, subway even offers a sandwich artist training program to teach employees how to make it.
Speaker 1:It's also, some of them are dirty.
Speaker 5:Like the Rocheville one, up until they got a new manager was gross.
Speaker 2:And not to mention their bread is not even categorized as bread.
Speaker 3:Brayden used to go into this one in town Roll a quarter. I don't even know why they continued to feed him the way they did and he would treat them like shit. B yes, you were mean to them. If they weren't real smart, you would be kind of mean to them, Not true? Not true? I think three members of this family say it is.
Speaker 2:Here's one member that flirted with a girl and got free sandwiches for two months until she was like are we going to make this a thing? No, ma'am, we're not. No, ma'am, we are not.
Speaker 3:I would send her a text and it would be one text Free sandwich Question mark and she would say there is no way that place makes any money if that stuff is allowed to go down.
Speaker 2:Well, this was, this was almost there was, this was around the time that Garrett Well, he did break in.
Speaker 3:Well, let's be careful. We don't know if the statute of limitations so yeah, I would, Jeremy.
Speaker 5:thanks for finding our page.
Speaker 2:I would. I would text her free sandwich. She'd be like, all right, come here. And then one time she said, said you look like you're a good kisser. I was like thanks for the sandwich. And then I rode my bike home as fast as you could.
Speaker 3:Well, he would bring home these sandwiches that he couldn't even my god they were so heavy and they had olives and black olives just falling off of my banana peppers lettuce, tomato, heavy onion, heavy pickle, heavy black olives, jalapenos, banana peppers, green peppers.
Speaker 2:Lettuce, tomato, heavy onion, heavy pickle, heavy black olives, jalapenos, banana peppers, green peppers, salt pepper oil vinegar. Give me a little bit of that sriracha too. Fold that son of a bitch up Now out the door.
Speaker 5:What was on the sandwich?
Speaker 3:Because that was just hotness. Oh, turkey Alf, it's not. It's not Hardee's, that's not next. Hardee's is not next.
Speaker 2:Burger King is next. Blasphemy, do not.
Speaker 3:Burger King is next. I agree, I don't think their food is all that great.
Speaker 2:No, they're not. There is not a better cheeseburger.
Speaker 3:Tied Now, remember we're in the middle of the best restaurants.
Speaker 5:Okay, so you can't call it a cheeseburger.
Speaker 3:We're in the middle of the best restaurants, and this one I categorically Deny Little Caesars is number 12. Have you ever Eaten at?
Speaker 5:Little Caesars.
Speaker 2:Pizza and said that's kick ass. To be fair.
Speaker 5:When we bought the pizzas for the football thing. Those weren't bad.
Speaker 3:Disagree Tide it is a three-way tie.
Speaker 5:I didn't say they were good, I said they weren't bad, it's a four-way tie.
Speaker 3:Holy shit. Okay, here we go Subway. We've already talked about Burger King, little Caesars, and this one should be behind McDonald's Panda Express.
Speaker 2:Do you want to talk about food that makes you feel like shit? Panda Express. Do you want to talk about food that makes you feel like shit? It's Panda Express. It's disgusting. I went and got Panda.
Speaker 5:Express two days ago. Chinese food should not be made to go.
Speaker 2:Panda Express. Dude, I scarfed down.
Speaker 3:Panda Express was founded by Chinese immigrants and husband and wife team, andrew and Peggy Cheung, in 1983.
Speaker 2:I wonder what their real names are.
Speaker 3:Well, it says right here, Andrew and. Peggy Number nine Arby's. We have the meats.
Speaker 2:I've never, never been, I like.
Speaker 5:Arby's but the ones here. So there is. I was going to bring that up earlier when you're talking about Dairy Queens, because I experienced something much different growing up than what I find here, because I think a lot of the. So either those the restaurants here are mostly franchise and the ones in Huntington were mostly corporate, or it's vice versa, because, like the Arby's in Huntington is fantastic. What are they like. The fries are always so good.
Speaker 2:What's the difference between franchise and corporate?
Speaker 5:owned personally or owned by a corporation.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so if somebody owns it personally, they're more likely to take better care of how well it's doing. Corporate just has a bunch of goons working.
Speaker 5:Nobody cares, they're just there punching the clock. And the Arby's here are so just like their fries are always way overcooked. And the same thing about Dairy Queen. The same the Dairy Queens in Huntington agree are fantastic the windys over there is good too yeah, windys, there's good, yeah, so that it's all completely different. I don't know if that's because it's not as big smaller I mean huntington's not small, it's just compared to here it doesn't have six windys yeah, yeah, this number nine also tied with arby's jeremy I.
Speaker 5:We can't trust a Chinese restaurant started by Andrew and Peggy. That's right, especially if they're Chinese immigrants. It does not make sense. I am Andrew. It does not make sense.
Speaker 3:My name Peggy.
Speaker 4:No, it's not, and I don't think that was a good accent. No, it's not, we shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3:Tied, tied, tide, tide. And there's another one after this Papa John's. Is it the ninth best fast food restaurant out there? Absolutely not, and the owner's a crook. He's not the owner anymore.
Speaker 2:That's why Crook.
Speaker 3:Hate him. He's not a crook. He said something racial and it caught him. Yeah, he said the one thing he can't say. You would think people would learn. He said it in front of a. Well um you all right, honey. Papa john's, uh, this one's good for jams. Also, tied at number nine good for jams. I think we should all guess. All right, amanda, you're first. I don't know what that means. This one just has jams written all over it.
Speaker 5:The next restaurant Starbucks Nope, because you said it was on there.
Speaker 3:Raiden. It's her favorite. She does it all the time. Chick-fil-a Five Guys.
Speaker 2:Oh, damn Damn. Oh, that was a haircut. I just got Son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:Five Guys isn't bad. We don't eat there. There's one here in town. It's gross. I can't remember the last time I've eaten there. It's so greasy.
Speaker 2:It gives you far too much freedom Like, hey, you want to put onions on it, Boy do I. You want to put jalapenos on it?
Speaker 3:Yes, sir, I do, I've seen your Subway order.
Speaker 5:that Well, hold on, that's just it. You give Brayden all of the toppings. Yes, double.
Speaker 2:You're going to give me a list this long that I can Everything but cucumbers. So I mean it's a dumb question.
Speaker 3:Figure it out, do you like Five Guys?
Speaker 2:No, really.
Speaker 5:Is four, okay, I prefer nine.
Speaker 3:Nine seven-inch men, nine average fellas hey it's time to say something nice about me.
Speaker 1:Oh, you have pretty eyes, that's.
Speaker 3:I'm mildly disgusted.
Speaker 2:I do not like the.
Speaker 3:You have what? Number five the number five best restaurant rated by consumers chapato deal. They had e coli. They killed people, people died. I ate a piece of lettuce from there that I never order, because my bride made my order and as I was chewing it I was like am I gonna survive?
Speaker 5:so, first off, they didn't give people lettuce, the lettuce that was supplied to them.
Speaker 2:They didn't give people let's, let's go ahead and split hairs well, just like taco bell went through an e coli outbreak for a long time still going through it they just have covered that up maybe that's why everything that I eat is out of my body in less than 15 minutes, it doesn't have time to simmer anymore Out of my and I mean like your digestive tract is straight out it has learned to survive, we've got to keep you moving.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 2:Otherwise he's not going to make it. Dude. My last bite, I take. I'm like. You have to get home, you have to get home Launch codes are activated. And I got to tell you this GPS says two hours.
Speaker 3:I'm going to pull over in a field between Kokomo and Lafayette.
Speaker 2:I used to make fun of you two for getting a bowl.
Speaker 3:I used to say quite angry things to you. You actually said I was a homosexual.
Speaker 2:I did not say homosexual. I know, but I now only eat bowls.
Speaker 3:It is the best way to eat. Because this here. You know why Come on, because you're a man. Now, son, welcome, come on.
Speaker 5:You don't want to mouth to burrito not burrito to mouth.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, dude, I would have to eat this burrito. I have to eat it like it's a snack man.
Speaker 1:People are looking at me, so Jeremy says what a burger is pretty good. Not sure you mentioned it yet.
Speaker 5:We've not. I don't think we've had. What a burger. We don't have those around here.
Speaker 3:We don't have what they are Delicious. Those are found in like Oklahoma and Texas.
Speaker 2:Right, I think Florida to tell us if I'm right.
Speaker 3:I think, it's a southern thing, yeah, and they are delicious.
Speaker 2:I agree with you. In-n-out is in the next one of the next four. I know it is.
Speaker 1:And then he said Chipotle.
Speaker 3:I kind of agree with that, you know what's next on the list?
Speaker 5:You only think that because I would make you eat it every other week.
Speaker 3:No, I like it now. That you don't get Mexican food Tied with Chipotle, and I don't agree with this Panera Bread.
Speaker 2:Ooh, agree with this panera bread?
Speaker 5:oh, I agree, I don't.
Speaker 2:That is quality food it is, it's good, it's very good, hoity-toity it is, it is too hoity-toity to taste good it is a bit. People are in there with their laptops. Relax, you can do that at home, we don't need to do that here.
Speaker 3:Well, they're probably working through their lunch, but their, their, food is extra. I had a guy take me there on a yay yeah, probably shouldn't say that on a live stream. Why'd you ask me again? I wasn't sure I heard you. I think you were I think you should have said something like meh.
Speaker 2:They have a pizza. Very nice, it's a Chipotle something pizza.
Speaker 5:Does it have broccoli on it? Probably, probably.
Speaker 2:And they have a Mediterranean salad.
Speaker 5:It's so I had a guy take me there for a date, like a first date this one time.
Speaker 2:You guys got finnair bread and honey. No, no, this was in, there's one in Kokomo.
Speaker 5:This was in Manhattan, kansas. Oh, this was way over there.
Speaker 3:She was pregnant that Tuesday.
Speaker 5:The only Nope. That was the only date God damn it Only date that we had, because I was like this is what you thought was good food. No, he was a very nice and kind gentleman. He just chose Panera Bread.
Speaker 3:Was he also 22 years older than you.
Speaker 5:No, was he your age? I think he was in the ballpark of my age, so hold on.
Speaker 2:Around your age and a nice gentleman.
Speaker 5:Nah, no thanks, get away from me, don't call me again.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna have to protect the house how did the date end awkwardly and I left with a kiss?
Speaker 5:no kisses no, and he was so nice and I gave him zero time because he was too nice and he took me to a Panera Bread hey, that's just a problem hey what's tied with Panera bread. Something much better.
Speaker 3:Something that you can have. Your tablecloth match your outfit. Pizza Hut Pizza Hut still in 2022, and they've revamped everything. There's never anybody there. It's like a hut that you just go and get pizza.
Speaker 5:Also, the Pizza Huts here suck, but the pizza huts here suck, but do the pizza huts everywhere suck?
Speaker 3:I think they have to, except for Huntington.
Speaker 2:Well, I think that this customer satisfaction with pizzas it is strictly delivery.
Speaker 5:Yes, jeremy, a slice of bread is $20 and it tastes like cardboard and he's from Arkansas, so it is a Southern.
Speaker 2:But if you think about that, though we're talking about Wendy's. People sit in there and eat. You do not sit in Pizza Hut anymore, and they'll probably like delivery. That was a COVID thing, though.
Speaker 5:That was a thing that happened with COVID, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 3:Hey, do you know something that I didn't remember about Pizza Hut? That is unique, Alf. If you're still on, don't Google it. And Jeremy, you can answer this too. What is something about Pizza Hut? What is one of their claims to fame that will surprise everybody listening?
Speaker 2:Is it something structurally with all of their restaurants?
Speaker 5:No, All of their restaurants Out of this world why don't you just tell us?
Speaker 3:instead of waiting for Alf, in 2001, it became the first company to deliver pizza to space. Pizza Hut worked with the Russian Space Agency to deliver a pizza to the International Space Station. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 5:You think it was cold just to say how fucking cold I got a pizza delivered. You know what? That's bullshit. We can't get a pizza delivered to Rushaville, indiana, but you can get one delivered to space. Yes, we do have.
Speaker 1:Culver's.
Speaker 5:Their burgers are good, but it's so expensive. Pizza Hut Buffet.
Speaker 3:Also tied with the Pizza Hut Buffet at number five Starbucks.
Speaker 2:That's so odd. Yeah, they just became expensive.
Speaker 5:You just did something about everybody being expensive, and you're you're excited about this no, no, I didn't say anything about starbucks I know, I think it's expensive, it is stupid it is, it's a fad, it's like, and honestly, their stuff really doesn't even taste that great. You just go there no what's with the obsession with the cups too? Like people collect their cups.
Speaker 4:I don't know. Could you imagine if I had 75?
Speaker 3:Starbucks cups.
Speaker 5:They're not even like good cups.
Speaker 2:No, they're not $60 a cup too, Is that?
Speaker 3:number three, number three, god the number three, and it's a tie. There are two. I like this place. Kfc Customer satisfaction score is 78. That's pretty crazy that they're still that high.
Speaker 1:You remember when KFC was a buffet, because the one here is horrible.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's on 31.
Speaker 5:It was disgusting when it was a buffet here Again the one in Huntington was like that's where my grandparents would, that's where the old people went.
Speaker 2:If my feet don't stick to the floor count me out. I'm not giving you my money feet don't stick to the floor.
Speaker 5:Count me out. I'm not giving you my money. Oh, we had a mice chase us out of the one we were in last.
Speaker 3:A mice, a mouse. We were there, right, it was with me, right no, us and the kids a mice a mice chased us out
Speaker 2:I corrected it and you just let that fly right by.
Speaker 5:I was too busy he was being remembered I was being remembered, the scarring event of eating our food and having a mouse literally chase us out of the building.
Speaker 3:Wow, it was no good, you're not going to believe the next one either. Still tied with KFC. It's a piece of place. Let's see if you can guess it Domino's, it is Domino's. Good job. Domino's did the unthinkable, where they came out and they basically did an ad campaign that just said we suck. You remember that? No, we know we suck. Give us a chance to earn your business back. This was in the last two years. No.
Speaker 2:I don't remember.
Speaker 5:I don't remember that. Yes, Jeremy, we're from Indiana who. And no, you don't want a White Castle there. That brings you nothing but pain.
Speaker 3:I can't stand White Castle. White Castle is delicious, but yes, we know where South Bend is. In five minutes you'll wish you didn't eat it.
Speaker 2:You know, that's where Garrett and Violence frequent.
Speaker 5:White Castle, because they have veggie burgers, I believe.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, apparently Violence deletes those.
Speaker 3:I love the Pepper Jack, the hot ones. They're delicious, they are, Jeremy the way those are made. You can't get them home until you they're wet and they cook them with the onions in the meat and on the bread. It is divine when you're eating it, but shortly after you say Wish, I wouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2:I need everybody in this house to go to their rooms.
Speaker 5:They're like an inch square, and so you think you can eat 12 of them, and then you hate your life.
Speaker 3:The epitome.
Speaker 2:There is something about me that if there is a plate of food in front of me, I'll psych myself up.
Speaker 3:I'm like no way, number two on this list surprises me, and I don't know why. Number two I think it's because you were a kid Number two on the list of the best fast food restaurants Jimmy John's.
Speaker 5:I do like some Jimmy John's.
Speaker 2:It's okay. It is so much better than Subway.
Speaker 1:You don't, but you're not, you're limited. I don't know.
Speaker 2:You are very limited, it's very simple, and I think that's what I need in my life.
Speaker 3:You think that that I agree with I walked in there.
Speaker 2:A lot of good information there, you only have six things on your sandwich. Shit. Put my average wiener on the table. I said you're going to make my sandwich. Match my wiener. They were like um. They were like um. We can choose from those options. You have these. I said, is this it Like? Can I add?
Speaker 3:anything, they're great. If you are, they're perfect If you're like catering a work event oh yeah. That's good. We never just stop and grab Jimmy John's on the way home.
Speaker 5:I used to eat it Like when.
Speaker 3:I was over at Ross.
Speaker 5:I was close, I would go there of convenience, but not any other reason. I'm never going to say, oh, I'm really craving me some Jimmy John's right now, because I could go to our fridge and make the same thing.
Speaker 2:There was one time I was out of state for work. I was driving, I wasn't for training or anything and I got to tell you. I don't know why, but there was a Subway, there's a Jimmy John, I'm right in the middle and I was like these people don't know that I'm a Subway aficionado.
Speaker 3:I can do whatever.
Speaker 2:Nobody will know that I'm repping my set, yeah. So I went into Jimmy John's I ate my sandwich shamelessly in my car and I was like I'm never going to tell anybody that, because I felt so bad.
Speaker 3:You felt like you were cheating on Subway. Oh God, yeah, God, yeah. Only you could feel some sort of loyalty to a food place.
Speaker 5:Do you think Subway like?
Speaker 3:that night said there are six cameras of you walking into a Jimmy John's.
Speaker 1:Well, I kept this Subway afloat. There was the show you write in that, jimmy John's, I will say the Rocheville Subway is sad that he's no longer.
Speaker 2:There is one reason that place is still in business, and it's me who's number one on this list, no because you had free sandwiches for two months. Had Jared.
Speaker 3:Number one Subway had Jared. Subway did have Jared and Jared had the children Subway had Jared.
Speaker 2:Subway did have Jared, and Jared had the children and his emails. Have you ever read them? Oh yeah, they're bad. These six-year-olds look so hot. And I was like, did you really Fake news? But number one.
Speaker 3:The best restaurant, as rated by customers Chick-fil-A. Yeah, there it is Chick-fil-A is known for 100% whole breast meat with no fillers and hormones. It is delicious Me and Braxton fans he's never searched Chick-fil-A, just the breast, Whole breast. Founder Truett Cathy created the recipe over 50 years ago and it has not changed. Pickle juice. The chain has faced backlash for its founders philanthropic efforts, especially giving to conservative and Christian organizations opposed to LGBT. There's LGBTQ rights.
Speaker 5:They're missing like seven letters At least.
Speaker 2:I got to tell you I when Chick-fil-A was this big fab and everybody was going like, no, give me a bad, bad, not fab.
Speaker 5:So people honestly bad, bad not fab.
Speaker 2:So people, honestly, people like you it's not a bad thing. You just you love Chick-fil-A, but, like when it became a thing, every single person was talking about it. I was like you know what?
Speaker 5:That place blows Basic white people.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that place sucks. Every time I went to Chipotle or Chick-fil-A, it has been a godlike experience.
Speaker 3:Oh, and they get you through the line so fast.
Speaker 5:That's the thing that sets them apart, that no other restaurant has figured out. To be honest, like KFC has good chicken, cane's has good chicken, popeye's has decent chicken, but the flavor at Chick-fil-A is different, they can make chicken, but it's the service, yeah, service. And the flavor chicken flavor like they can make chicken. But it's the service, yeah service. It's the fact that you know you can go there at noon on a tuesday and it is wrapped twice around the building and you'll still be out of there in less than 15 minutes.
Speaker 3:The reason this podcast is happening that's true these two had a lesbian experience thanks
Speaker 2:chick-fil-a no now I get bullied every friday. Hey, here's the thing.
Speaker 3:Here's just a quick synopsis of why popeyes was laid out on the bottom jeremy. Yeah, popeyes is so here's just a quick synopsis of why some of these rest restaurants are considered the worst. This is a different. This is a google thing. Mcdonald's a survey found that mcdonald's is the fast food chain that gets orders wrong the most.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, see, I don't see, I was curious about that when they were, you know, bottom of the list, because I don't think that that's. You almost have to do it off of percentage, because also I think they get ordered the most. So of course, if you have the most orders you're going to have on percentage You're going to have the most wrong versus versus an Arby's who has 100 orders a day, versus McDonald's that has 1,000 orders a day. Taco.
Speaker 3:Bell. A survey found that Taco Bell is the second worst fast food chain for getting orders wrong.
Speaker 3:A Del Tona Florida location was also called the most hated Taco Bell location, burger King. A survey found that Burger King is one of the worst fast food chains for getting orders wrong. Hardee's Carl's Jr. Pbs SoCal says that Hardee's and Carl's Jr are known, are not known as good and are known for their calorie bomb offerings. I don't know, just heavy food. Calorie bomb offerings. I don't know what that means, just heavy food. One study gave Long John Silver an average review score of three. They weren't even on the list were they.
Speaker 2:Well, that's because they've been completely discontinued. Yeah, my mom took me to Long John Silver's once and said try a Hush Puppy. Oh, those are delicious. I took a bite of a Hush puppy.
Speaker 3:I was like I wish I wasn't here you know if you go, if you go to a Long John.
Speaker 2:Silver from.
Speaker 3:KFC, stop it that is like fine dining orgasmic.
Speaker 2:You cannot there's something there and I want to stop talking about it well, you'll never know.
Speaker 3:I know we'll tell you off air no, you won't, no, you won't.
Speaker 5:It's the most wonderful time of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 1:Did you really think this was going to be a feel good segment?
Speaker 5:Are you insane like me? Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty, and boy will it be brutal. You can't kick me out on my own segment.
Speaker 3:It is an abrupt ending to our discussion with fast food restaurants, but we're in the interest of time, we're trying to keep it short. So here we go. Dear Ams and Jams, I wanted to go out for a girl's night. I said something to my boyfriend, by the way, I'm 27. He's 37. And he got mad and drove off and left. I'm in a committed, long-term relationship. It's Saturday night and my girlfriend, natalie, asked me if I wanted to have a girl's night and go out for a drink. I sent this text to my boyfriend in quotes Would you be okay if I hung out with Natalie for a little while here in a couple of hours? Or a little while here in a couple of hours? Boy, I really messed that up and he said he's mad that I even asked that that and wanting to leave late on a Saturday night and leave him alone. So he got mad and drove off. Ams and jams, am I mad for even asking this? Nope, am I mad? What Should he be? Oh, I'm sorry. Am I wrong for even asking?
Speaker 2:Him's got insecurities.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I mean yeah, you're wrong for asking because you don't require permission to do things. You should say, hey, Out of courtesy though, oh yeah. Yeah, don't. I'm going to hang out with my friend on this day. I'm going to hang out, and if there's something that conflicts, then you should take that into consideration.
Speaker 3:Hold on. We don't know all of this story. This is too neatly put together.
Speaker 5:He didn't drive off and say that's my other thing is why is he driving off? If you text him, I don't know. I'm confused.
Speaker 3:Somebody there's information?
Speaker 5:missing.
Speaker 1:There's some insecurities. Yeah, because he sent a picture of the actual text.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I bet, if we look at their Facebook page they have a joint Facebook account. Facebook joint. Yeah, one of them just got cheating.
Speaker 5:One of them did. No, I mean you shouldn't have to ask to go out with your friends, but if you've done some shady shit, then you know. Reap what you've done, some shady shit, then you know, that's your own vote.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you've sown, heifer. If you're gonna write in, we want all the facts, not just yours. Yeah, yeah, I think that that's probably what now look, I agree if if you all you said was hey can I do this?
Speaker 3:and he was a dick. Yeah, that's a problem that's a dick.
Speaker 5:But you don't require permission to hang out with your friends this next one.
Speaker 3:People come to us with the hard-hitting questions Uh-oh, uh-oh, oh Christ. And we have a responsibility to help these people, and help God damn it. That's what we're going to do.
Speaker 4:What's your job, Bob?
Speaker 3:Here we go DRMs and jams yeah. Now remember hard-hitting, yeah. So I recently found out that my boyfriend has been buying and drinking raw, raw, unpasteurized milk. Okay, he grew up on a farm and apparently his family always drank it straight from the cow.
Speaker 2:Ams will take this one.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:All right why.
Speaker 3:We are live.
Speaker 1:We are live.
Speaker 3:Hard-hitting questions, and he's been doing it the same ever since we moved in together. Okay, at first I didn't think much of it. Being a vegan, I never drank it myself, why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2:drink milk, oh boy, because it's from an animal.
Speaker 5:Because she's vegan.
Speaker 2:You didn't kill it, we didn't ask if we could use the utter.
Speaker 5:Vegans don't consume any animal products.
Speaker 3:If you're listening to this and you're a vegan that won't drink milk. Find another podcast.
Speaker 5:Well, you're not a vegan if you drink milk, for fuck's sakes.
Speaker 3:But I started doing some research after I saw the label on it literally says not for human consumption. Apparently, raw milk can carry harmful bacteria like salmonella E coli and listeria. I freaked out when I read that I don't want him to get sick or expose me to something dangerous. That's not how those things work, so when I saw a fresh bottle of raw milk in our fridge yesterday, I panicked and poured the entire bottle down the drain.
Speaker 5:That was shitty. That stuff's expensive.
Speaker 3:I thought it was the safest thing to do when my boyfriend got home he immediately Hold on.
Speaker 3:When my boyfriend got home he immediately noticed and was pissed. He said he spent a lot of money on that milk and that he's been drinking it for years without a problem. He accused me of not trusting him. Not trusting him and said I had no right to throw away something he enjoys just because I disagree with it. I tried explaining that I was just concerned for his health and ours, but he said I was being a control freak. Her name is jams. Now he's barely talking to me and I feel like there's this huge distance between us, Ams and jams. Should I stick to my 2% input?
Speaker 5:No, All right, you win.
Speaker 3:Hold on. No, I put that last part in.
Speaker 5:Yeah, because she doesn't do 2%, because she doesn't drink milk, hey you don't drink milk, but the fuck out. And why are you two fighting about milk?
Speaker 2:That is a. That's probably the biggest thing. It's milk.
Speaker 1:But here's the thing If you don't drink it and he gets sick, let him fucking get sick. He won't drink it again.
Speaker 3:Like drink it and he gets sick. Let him fucking get sick.
Speaker 1:He won't drink it again, like also, just because doing it his whole life. Yeah, so his body's used to it.
Speaker 5:The background of the raw milk versus pasteurized milk and everything is is the usda says it's not safe because it can contain bacteria, but that also depends on the farm that you're getting it from and how clean their cows are.
Speaker 3:Can you drink a cow straight from the butter?
Speaker 5:Yes, you can. It's not necessarily recommended. I wonder what that caveman.
Speaker 3:So here's the thing I wonder what comes out of that or do you go ahead and pull it in, put your mouth on it?
Speaker 5:or do you just shoot it in there? I'm trying to divulge knowledge. You're not listening.
Speaker 3:Are you trying to speak the words that are coming out of your mouth?
Speaker 5:Yes, there's a whole movement right now about drinking raw milk because all the pasteurizations and the chemicals and things that they put into milk pasteurize it to make it last longer and to make it pretty. In all of the things is Ever seen, pretty milk?
Speaker 3:Strawberry milk, I guess.
Speaker 5:Like making it look clearer. It can be watery or have like a yellow tint.
Speaker 2:What does it look? I think about like that.
Speaker 5:Well, I mean, have you ever seen breast milk? Is it perfectly white every single time.
Speaker 2:I'm not thinking about breast milk, yeah.
Speaker 5:It's the same thing.
Speaker 2:No, it's not what he's thinking about. What I'm thinking about and milk are not the goddamn same thing.
Speaker 3:They're not even in the same family.
Speaker 2:But he asked the question are they similar in the parents?
Speaker 3:Breast milk no Seamen honey. Yeah, oh no, you said lighter.
Speaker 5:It can be All right, but it's milk, not semen. But we're asking you know what If you could get, if you could get six ounces of semen. But we're asking you know what If you could get, if you could get six ounces of semen?
Speaker 3:Sure, oh no.
Speaker 1:I just got excited Where's that?
Speaker 5:Anyway, there's a big controversy on, you know, like the naturalist drinking raw milk and the people say no, we need to follow the FDA I watch all of that stuff. This is not your fight. Stay the fuck out of it.
Speaker 3:What do you care if he?
Speaker 5:drinks it, and you can't get E coli by approximation. You stupid, fucking idiot.
Speaker 3:They're a listener. We're sorry. She said that I'm not there Listen.
Speaker 4:I watched this guy on.
Speaker 3:TikTok. His name is Flesh God. I think his name Flesh God. I think his name, oh God. And this dude is very weirdly shaped and his nipples are the size of 50 cent pieces. It's very strange, but he, he like films himself eating raw everything Raw hamburger, raw chicken.
Speaker 2:Have you ever heard of somebody eating a raw hamburger sandwich? Apparently, my grandpa Jesse did like that. I'm not surprised by that at all. Like put raw ground beef on bread and just eat it.
Speaker 3:Well, this dude, like, mixes it up and then he talks about bone marrow ice cream and he pushes the bone marrow out of the bone, and then he mixes it up with stuff and he, like, puts natural honey on it. It's, I will show you guys this guy. His name is Flesh God Nope. And then you see him go work out and the guy is incredible.
Speaker 1:but I don't know how he's alive. I don't want to see.
Speaker 2:His nipples are this big. Joe Rogan's are long. They have the same diet.
Speaker 3:I watch it like there's times he says this recipe calls for bite-sized chicken pieces and he just stares at the camera and bites pieces of raw chicken that's fucking disgusting into the thing and he eats it raw.
Speaker 2:Dude, he's gonna die no, clearly not.
Speaker 3:It's the same thing as this, what it's? No, but you can't eat raw chicken.
Speaker 5:You just can't. You can. Can you? Birds are. Look, every, look the scare about the having salmonella and having this is things can have disease in it. So can your drink? Anything can, just like lettuce can have E coli, but that doesn't make all lettuce unsafe. That doesn't mean you need to add a bunch of chemicals to it. It just means sometimes if you get it from a dirty source, it's probably going to be dirty.
Speaker 1:You know, like chlamydia.
Speaker 3:Ding source. It's probably going to be dirty, you know, like chlamydia. You gotta tell me when you're doing those, I can be ready. Uh, dear ams and jams also hard-hitting questions. My husband and I have been married for three years and have one child together. I've always known that he had a serious girlfriend for several years before me. She is really freaking hot. One day he left his Facebook messenger open on our iPad and I snooped. The messages back and forth between them were so flirty and fun. He had cute nicknames for her and talked about how excited he was to go out with her and show her off. They even talked about getting married one day. He's already married. Well, I think this was before old messages. Oh, why did you do that?
Speaker 5:back. Did you go?
Speaker 3:I know I shouldn't, but this is all made me feel like such a loser. He has never, ever, ever, in capital letters, talked to me like that. Now I just feel like a plain jane boring wife that he ended up with and she was the hottest fuck sexy gf he snagged in his youth ams and jams. Can you help me get over this?
Speaker 2:put your finger in his butt that's your answer to everything let him put your his finger in your butt I was gonna say that, but I just feel a little weird. What I'm saying is being undeniable.
Speaker 1:You shouldn't have read that, because you're never getting over it.
Speaker 2:Be undeniable. She's hot. You put your finger in his butt.
Speaker 3:I would have a problem with that, and I know I shouldn't, but if I went and read old messages from someone, Not from Panera Bread dude. Not from Panera Bread dude. Not from Panera Bread dude, no, I mean. But maybe if you guys had a good second date and he took you to Pizza Hut, maybe. But like it's hard to unread what you read, yeah. And even though you weren't there, you start thinking, well, why are you?
Speaker 3:being this is something Jams would do. Oh Well, why did you talk to them so nice? Why didn't you ever say any of this to me?
Speaker 5:well, look, you're a different person and maybe he was just saying that because he knew she was insecure and needed all the extra fluff, and he didn't mean any of it. The things he says to you are sincere he just loves you differently he loves you.
Speaker 1:You're an ugly bitch.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing I'm doing, I you, I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:That's how you feel though, or your eyes are spaced too far apart and he hates you Once he starts picking out little shit like that the boat has sailed. Hey, you know what I hate about you?
Speaker 5:Your left ear it's lower than your right ear. Is that what it was for you when you realized her head was too big? Is that what it was for you when you realized her head was too big? No, what it was for me is all of the punching you All of the talking, all of the dicks that she was sucking.
Speaker 3:Oh, wow, that one's a ding Jesus. I'll go first Brayden's first on this one. I love when some shit unscheduled comes out.
Speaker 2:Love it Because it gives me a little rush. Hurry up. I hate. I hate when my mood affects the others around me and I do not mean it to.
Speaker 1:Oh boy, Thanks. Is that your apology for last few weeks or?
Speaker 2:eat a dick, moving on One of the ones, a dickhead or one of the ones.
Speaker 3:Brianna had before or honey or honey jams. You're up next.
Speaker 1:Jam still has two nice things to say I know I love our friendship.
Speaker 2:No, he's a good friend, try again.
Speaker 3:We'll see. It's not up there. I am Two to go. You don't want to do it? Score more.
Speaker 1:I love that you allow me to be a part of the family. Those aren't saying nice things about him.
Speaker 3:Thank you, amanda, that one doesn't count, I'm going to give you a second to come up with it. Oh fuck, what do you love? Something you love. Something you hate?
Speaker 5:I love our new Jeep. I love watching Piper's little stupid hand While she sits crisscross applesauce In her tiny purple dress. Stick out the window and just feel the air and be all happy. I hate I don't know.
Speaker 1:You have nice tattoos. I like your tattoos. Tattoos are fucking cool.
Speaker 5:I hate everything. I don't hate anything right now.
Speaker 3:Alright, there's one Tattoo jams.
Speaker 1:I love long weekends.
Speaker 3:No no, no, that doesn't work. It's about me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your choice of wife. Oh, I like your choice in women.
Speaker 3:Angie and Tracy Got it no.
Speaker 1:Amanda and me. Your choice of women has grown 50%. Okay, I like that. Your choice in women has gotten better.
Speaker 5:You've started to make better choices. Thank you for making good choices.
Speaker 1:Give me your god dang love and hate. I love long weekends because I don't have to work Monday. Why don't? You have to work Monday, columbus Day.
Speaker 3:An.
Speaker 1:Indigenous.
Speaker 2:People Day.
Speaker 1:That's an odd mixture. I hate. I hate things, spiders I hate spiders.
Speaker 3:You should not be able to get away with that.
Speaker 5:Do you know what I hate?
Speaker 3:What is it?
Speaker 5:I hate these little tiny bugs that they call no-see-ums. They're like these little miniature black flies, that bite the shit out of you.
Speaker 4:Those hurt, so bad they're really bad.
Speaker 5:They're all over our playground at school. I didn't know what those were called.
Speaker 3:You know what I love? I love getting new things. It's not new New to us. I hate paying for them. Hey, head on over to thank god cancer saved our divorcecom. There's more about us there. Waited for something. Hey, enjoy some fast food lives lives.
Speaker 4:R-d-i-v-o-r-c-e. You gotta fight.
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Speaker 3:Thank God, cancer saved our divorce TGC SOD Correct, that's weird. That actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it, thanks.