My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Trivia Night! All Halloween Style!
What happens when you gather your wife and ex-wife to tackle the chaos of a Halloween-themed trivia showdown? Prepare to be entertained as Amanda, Jams, and Denny engage in a light-hearted and spirited episode of "My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and Me." We kick things off with a lively family fantasy football league update, featuring hilarious anecdotes about last-minute player substitutions and surprising outcomes. As we dive into the world of spooky trivia, brace yourself for laughs as we test our knowledge on Halloween movie classics, quirky superstitions, and the infamous candy corn debate. The banter doesn't stop there; we sprinkle in tales of self-improvement and well-being, including Jams' latest health regimen.
Ever wondered about the boundary between humor and respect in relationships? Join our debate as we discuss a listener's complex issue involving privacy and kink, while also sharing cheeky stories from modern dating adventures. Listen as we navigate the murky waters of digital communication and examine the impact it has on relationships today. From Tesla drivers with questionable intentions to deleted text messages sparking emotional turmoil, we unravel the intricacies of modern love life, peppered with humor and relatable moments. We even get into the sometimes perplexing realm of daylight savings time and the charm of small, everyday joys.
And before we wrap up, don't miss our candid discussion about "panty guy" and the entrepreneurial opportunities that follow, ensuring laughter and a bit of introspection. Whether it's the nostalgia of favorite Halloween movies or a humorous take on Michael Jackson trivia, this episode promises not just trivia chaos but also heartwarming stories and relationship insights. So, gather around and join us for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and a touch of the unexpected as we explore the quirks of life, love, and Halloween.
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 4:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 3:That peace and happiness might be found there. You give me hope, and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, if there's any bitches in this room then there's something I gotta say.
Speaker 1:For all the fools who fell, for the first Girl who comes their way way.
Speaker 4:I've been down that road and now I'm back Sitting on square one one, trying to pick myself up when I started from my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me, ex-wife and me. Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my wife, my ex-wife and me. My name is denny broens. I'll be your master of ceremonies for this evening's festivities. We've got a big show lined up. We hope you like halloween. That's what we're talking about this week. If not, oh well, jams wants to talk about p Diddy and all of his baby oil, because she's into that kind of thing.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, don't say that I'm learning so much about baby oil. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:I didn't know that you could lace baby oil with things, but I've learned you evidently. Can I guarantee it's not just baby oil.
Speaker 2:I think that was just a method. Anything that can be absorbed through the skin Lotion, like the skin, is the body's biggest.
Speaker 4:They put the lotion on the skin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, listen, I guarantee, when we get on live the next time and we're talking about Diddy and you hashtag Diddy, you know we will have so many views.
Speaker 4:Okay. So first of all, bring your volume up, because other people want to hear your voice as well.
Speaker 1:When we do a live next week and we like talk about Diddy. Maybe you're a little loud now We'll get a lot of like or we'll get a lot of views. I think.
Speaker 4:Well, next week we are going to talk about Diddy. So if you are watching this week and you don't think Halloween is an acceptable topic, I just think it's a snoozer.
Speaker 1:It's not a snoozer. It was a pretty good snort, like it sounded like I was going to actually snore.
Speaker 4:I think it sounds like you did snore.
Speaker 2:Did anybody hear tiny nacho feet running?
Speaker 4:across the floor. Yes, little tater feet.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, he's not from Tater. Anyway, this week I'm never giving you an animal again.
Speaker 4:We are short a participant. There is no Braden with us this week, although I do believe he had the lowest score last week, did he? Not, he did that bastard, oh no no, no, he's not getting off that easy. We'll be calling, we'll be calling, we'll be calling. So let's do some introductions, let's get this party started, because you two are about to be in a competition.
Speaker 1:For what?
Speaker 4:Oh, you're about to be in a competition. I would like to say it had something to do with your girl parts, but Ew, well, not those. Why is that ew?
Speaker 1:Well, no, that sounded bad. What's the problem?
Speaker 2:The competition part, and him oh.
Speaker 4:Ew, no, no, no, the upstairs, they don't move. They don't move, yours do.
Speaker 2:Maybe if I take my bra off and try real hard.
Speaker 4:All right, let's get going To my left. It's my ex-wife, Jams. You ruined everything.
Speaker 3:you stupid bitch, stupid bitch. You ruined everything. You, stupid, stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch, you're a stupid bitch.
Speaker 4:And lose some weight.
Speaker 1:Say hello Jams you know, hello, it's never good when you're reaching in the candy bag, as it says lose some weight. All at the same time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck that's awfully the same time. Yeah Fuck, that's awfully rude of it, yeah.
Speaker 4:How dare it?
Speaker 1:How dare it?
Speaker 4:How are you doing? How are you enjoying your candy? You know it's funny. I heard your theme song being Is it sing, sang or sung? Sung being sung by a man. I found it on TikTok the other day. Really, yes, it was. You're a stupid bitch. And I was like, hey, I can get behind that. How was your week? That was Jams, things, good, yeah, I mean. Yeah, you're in a better place than you were, say, three weeks ago. Yeah, medicine's working, mm-hmm. So things are back.
Speaker 1:I started taking a shit ton of vitamins.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what vitamins do you take? Viagra, I take Lead in the pencil Fuck.
Speaker 1:Would I take Viagra? I take vitamin C.
Speaker 4:Amanda gets vitamin D.
Speaker 1:Well, I take vitamin C, I take zinc, I take vitamin C, I take zinc.
Speaker 2:I take D3.
Speaker 1:Maybe I should try D3 instead you get D6. Tell them, honey yeah.
Speaker 4:You stay out of this.
Speaker 1:Seven is average.
Speaker 3:Seven is not average.
Speaker 4:No Matter of fact, I found, I found, I think I sent it to you. You did in the group chat. Isn't it 4.16 or something? Yeah, something crazy. Yeah, I would be so pissed More than average.
Speaker 1:More than average honey. That would. That would I'd be pissed. How did all this work that For that?
Speaker 4:That's what I get to have, gee thanks All right Across from me, because we have no Braden this week, so you won't hear anyone get.
Speaker 2:I have a story to tell.
Speaker 4:Well, can I introduce you first?
Speaker 2:No on his intro because we're talking about how we don't get to listen to his intro. Yeah, I listened to our podcast just to hear his intro. Last week I was sitting in the house singing.
Speaker 4:Just bebopping along. Why do you enjoy others peril?
Speaker 3:Dumb motherfucker Across from me singing her favorite song. It's my beautiful Wife, mandarin. I'm saying I don't believe, man, excuse me, while I get into my feelings for a second. Usually I keep it down, but today I got to tell it. Not that anybody gets a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.
Speaker 3:Y'all don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I deal Today. I really hate everybody. And that's just me being real. Yeah, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday bad bitches have bad days too. Friday, saturday, sunday Bounce back high, bad bitch always do. All I really wanna hear is it'll be okay. Bounce back cause baby, you can have bad days.
Speaker 4:Itching your face with a pen. That's gutsy, it's a marker.
Speaker 1:Oh, sorry, it's a marker.
Speaker 4:How was your week? That was honey. Uh, weeky Weeky. How'd you do at the school for the children this week? Uh, I survived.
Speaker 2:Barely.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you made it. I did no more wiping butts, except for mine.
Speaker 2:Until next week.
Speaker 3:Why.
Speaker 2:When we get to do it again, why what?
Speaker 1:Oh, I thought you were out of that classroom or something.
Speaker 2:Oh no, it's been a weird week, so it's fall break. Noblesville gets two weeks for fall break, for fuck's sake, and so a lot of the classrooms are super low. It's funny because it's weird how it works out, have you had more time off. No, no, because the other person's off.
Speaker 4:This is riveting. You had better pick this conversation part up.
Speaker 2:Okay, fine, fuck you.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was quick, yeah big fuck you All.
Speaker 4:Yep, that's it. That's all we get all done. You know what we're not done with. We're moving fast. Today, girls, it's time for the tgc sod family fantasy football league update, where I may or may not have won this week, jams definitely did not win, neither did Ams. Bitches took some beatings this week. That's what we're going to call it the week of the bitches taking some beatings. So this week Brayden's not here, so it gets to be Ams getting back to doing it. So here we go, take it away.
Speaker 2:Ams. So we are on week six, it looks like First up we had the Team M, with a very original name, against a Ams City Squaws.
Speaker 4:That's you Fantastic name, so it's you against Audrey, who's undefeated in this league.
Speaker 2:Audrey so it pisses me. Do you know who fixed her lineup last week? That beat the shit out of me. Who Benny Benny's? Fault I got to take care of her. I'll remind you of that when she beats the fuck out of you next time because she scored 144 points to my 120. 120 is not a bad score, no, in our league, and I looked like a chump you did look like a chump that's okay.
Speaker 2:That wasn't even the highest score of the week. Moving on to the next score, we had jambalamba verse. Beweez beasts, it's a horrible name by the way I don't know why it's plural. But then just one beast. I'm confused. A whole 99 points for Jambalamba and a whopping 169 points for Braxton Wee.
Speaker 4:So Braxton had the highest score of the week. Is that what we're saying?
Speaker 2:I think that's the highest score of the league ever.
Speaker 4:At least this year, this season for sure.
Speaker 2:I don't think we've ever had somebody score 170. No, I did last year, I think there's been 180.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah. Last year I was a scoring machine, this year I can barely get to 100.
Speaker 2:Well then we have moving on to our last matchup of the week. We have Berenstain's busted biscuits.
Speaker 4:That would be Braden. And a poultry.
Speaker 2:Rocheville Enablers. We got to tell them who they're against first. Yes, a poultry. Ninety seven points, uh huh, versus one hundred and twenty one points. So, denny.
Speaker 4:Beat the piss out of him.
Speaker 2:Managed to win, leaving Brayden to be our lowest scoring. What the hell was that? A hiccup?
Speaker 4:Hmm, sl, what the hell, was that A hiccup?
Speaker 2:Hmm.
Speaker 4:Slash burp. So what was Jam's score?
Speaker 2:99.
Speaker 4:What was Brayden's?
Speaker 2:score 97.
Speaker 4:You got lucky. You owe Brayden.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it was a battle to the end for who had the lowest I don't owe him shit?
Speaker 1:Ow, we'll find out. I don't owe him shit. Let's see what we owe him. We don't owe him shit, I don't owe you shit. I don't owe you shit.
Speaker 4:Welcome to the podcast this week. Hello, what are you doing? You're in Colorado right now, is that correct?
Speaker 1:I am in Colorado. You made it, I'm laying in my bed.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we drove all through the night. Did you drop a log and leave it for your brother?
Speaker 2:Remember he never asked a question if he doesn't know the answer to it.
Speaker 4:Yes, I know the boys are calling me. I will call you back. Put a pause on this. We can't put a pause on it. And he hangs up.
Speaker 2:The boys are calling him at 10 o'clock.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Goodness.
Speaker 4:That's a podcast in itself.
Speaker 1:Wait, I thought they had a bedtime. Yeah, they do, evidently it's 8 pm.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's just what suits her. Yeah, well, so we'll have to come back to the wheel of punishment, which I was very excited to do. Can you edit this out? No, we're live.
Speaker 1:He is asleep or in bed at 10 o'clock.
Speaker 4:Thank you for reminding me. James has been enjoying her day, maybe a little too much.
Speaker 2:No, my evening. We need a neon sign that says we're live On air. Don't say stupid shit.
Speaker 1:You know what we do actually we have an on air sign back here. But it's always on, I know.
Speaker 2:That's the point, yeah, and I can't see it. So that's not going to save me from saying mean things.
Speaker 4:Anyway, that we can't take back off of the Facebooks. Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm beating Denny this week. What's the score right now?
Speaker 2:That doesn't count. We've had one game. No, that doesn't count, it's we've had one game.
Speaker 1:No, we and I'm really mad about it Do we want to talk about the week coming up.
Speaker 2:I guess I could do that?
Speaker 4:Go ahead. While we wait, we'll give him, because I'm going to disconnect. He has about three minutes to call back.
Speaker 2:Oh, he won't call back for 10 or 15. He'll be, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no Of the. It's not TGC anymore. Did we change the name? No, it's the same TGC. Sod Family Fantasy Football League. We have Berenstain Busted Biscuits against Amsa City Squaws. Are you going to kick his ass? I will be. But here's what happened was oh, no. So Thursday morning comes around and I say, oh, it's Thursday football day. Go check my lineup. Jonathan Taylor was listed as questionable but it showed him as zero points. So I'm like I don't want to pull him yet. Right. Then I went, I picked up this other guy can't even tell you his name, I think it's williams and I was like that's who I'll put in for jt if the decision comes on some flatbed fred that he's joined from our short videos on on YouTube.
Speaker 4:Thank you, flatbed.
Speaker 2:We so then guess who played Thursday night? The Williams person, and he scored 27 points. You can't tell this goddamn story.
Speaker 4:If you're going to say the Williams person first of all and second of all, can you bring your voice up? And maybe have some energy both of of you in this podcast, my voice has gotten very weird in the last few minutes.
Speaker 2:Okay, anywho. Then we have Team M versus VW's Beast. Yes, I'll be breeding Brayden because he sucks. Yeah, he does, and I will not lose to Brayden this year. Team M versus VW's Beast Honestly, the two leaders of the league battling it out is what it feels like. And then we have Jams versus Denny.
Speaker 4:Yep. Who's the leader of the league?
Speaker 1:Audrey and Braxton. Audrey and Braxton, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:I thought you were putting yourself in there.
Speaker 4:No, not the case.
Speaker 2:No, actually Braxton's, not Braxton's 2-3. So the two best records are Team M at 5-0. Then we have Jambalamba at 3-2. And then we have a tie between everybody else oh I'm sorry Between Amsys City Squads, beweys Beasts and Roosterville Enablers of 2-3. And then, bringing up the rear, is Brayden with 1-4.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's got a horrible record, horrible record. So, all right, we will put the Family fantasy football. We will put the wheel spinning on ice. We'll come back to that next week. Ice, ice, baby.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 4:What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1:It just felt appropriate.
Speaker 4:Inappropriate.
Speaker 1:No, just felt appropriate, inappropriate.
Speaker 4:No just felt appropriate.
Speaker 1:No, that's not a word.
Speaker 4:It's inappropriate, okay, so.
Speaker 2:I didn't hear what you said, brayden is done.
Speaker 4:He's out of the podcast for now. We're kicking him out. Well, he's out for right now. We are moving on.
Speaker 2:Tired of his nonsense.
Speaker 1:So this week the discussion is he just got voted off the island.
Speaker 4:That's right, it's the Halloween season, the spooky season. What's something you know about Halloween Jams?
Speaker 1:You get candy.
Speaker 4:You've got candy right now, I do Ams. What's something you know about Halloween?
Speaker 2:Nothing. Oh, you have to say trick or treat. The origins is something like really dark and I don't remember what they are off the top of my head.
Speaker 4:Well, we're doing some trivia today, oh fun. So here's how this is going to work.
Speaker 3:I'm going to ask a question.
Speaker 2:Pumpkin patch. Pumpkin patch Because you're spooky boss. Does the spooky boss?
Speaker 1:want to visit my pumpkin patch.
Speaker 4:No, my, why me? I kind of like that. Actually, she did something that missed it. Um, so here's what we're going to do if. If you know the answer, say me Me. I will determine. We're always so bad at this, I know I will determine if you won or lost, but you have to keep your own score. Oh, fuck, okay.
Speaker 1:So here we go. Do you have a pencil sharpener? No, I don't have.
Speaker 2:Use one of the 27 pens you have.
Speaker 4:This is Halloween trivia. Question one Jams. Are you ready? Yes, Honey, are you ready? Maybe Tell me when you're ready.
Speaker 1:Ready yes.
Speaker 4:All right. What is the name of the villain in the movie the Nightmare Before Christmas? We're not starting off well.
Speaker 1:I don't think this is it. I don't know. I don't think this is it, but it's the only person I know are you?
Speaker 4:are you going to answer?
Speaker 1:no, do we go negative?
Speaker 4:yes, oh fuck no alright, the answer is Oogie Boogie. Nope, didn't have it right, never heard of Oogie Boogie question number two what are the names of the three Sanderson sisters in the movie Hocus Pocus?
Speaker 1:Oh my, I don't know their names. This might be the shittiest podcast of all time.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I'll give you one of them, winifred. Oh, that's an easy one, mary.
Speaker 2:That's the.
Speaker 4:And Sarah.
Speaker 1:Sarah. Well, that's the easy one. Mary, that's the and sarah, sarah, omg.
Speaker 4:According to the shab woolly song lyric, this creature is a one-eyed, one-horned flying. What me? Amanda purple people eater. You are correct, good job, I knew that one give yourself a point, just one, just one. Uh, here we go. Next question tom cruise, kirsten dunst and brad pitt co-star in what 1994 horror movie? Uh, you do this at a job interview with the vampire. The vampire chronicles my god I have never heard of that never in my life what is the only mammal that can fly me amanda?
Speaker 2:a bat, that's two for amanda your daughter could have answered that they had bat week last week in preschool.
Speaker 4:All right, next question. This popular cartoon ghost has appeared in dozens of films Casper, that is correct. Casper, the friendly ghost. I just wanted to let him finish before I guessed wrong. Is anyone watching to see if our guests are answering or our?
Speaker 2:viewers are answering. Usually it pops up on here.
Speaker 4:Okay, so you know, all right, here we go. What real life jelly beans notoriously boast the flavors earwax, grass, rotten egg, dirt liver, earthworm and booger, among others. Me, amanda, or jams, um bean boozled. Nope Harry.
Speaker 1:Potter. It's the Harry Potter ones.
Speaker 2:I didn't know the name of them. Every flavor beans. You didn't give me a chance to answer.
Speaker 4:Sorry.
Speaker 2:Because I was going to say the Harry Potter ones. Would you have accepted it?
Speaker 4:No, that's bullshit. Here's the next question. Jams, this one's going to be for you. You can both answer, but let's see how many bones are in the average human skeleton. This is, this is the worst podcast we've ever done. Amanda 206. She's right, she got it. Ding, ding, good job. Uh-oh, this one's for a man, or jams, which of the real housewives of beverly hills played the role of lindsey wallace in the 78 movie ha Halloween.
Speaker 1:I have no fucking clue.
Speaker 2:I don't know any housewives.
Speaker 4:Kyle Richards.
Speaker 1:Also don't know who that is. Yeah, no clue. I think she's blonde. I guess they're all blonde, aren't they?
Speaker 4:This one. I can't even say this word. What's another name for a lycanthrope? L-y-c-a-n-t-h-r-o-p-e? What is a lycanthrope? Amanda A werewolf? Okay, are you on the same thing? I'm on right now. No, holy shit, she got it right, that was right. I would have gotten this next one. What year did Charles Schultz classic Halloween TV special. It's the Great Pumpkin, charlie Brown first air.
Speaker 1:Me Jams 1976.
Speaker 2:No, I have no idea 1966.
Speaker 4:Oh, you were so close 1966. I'm not that old, ams and Jams. What do you call a group of witches? Me, denny's ex-wives.
Speaker 1:Fuck off, is it a gaggle? Is that wrong? God damn it A gaggle, a gaggle of witches, a gaggle of witches.
Speaker 2:I don't remember.
Speaker 4:It's a coven.
Speaker 1:A coven? I didn't know you were talking about real witches.
Speaker 4:All right, what did you think I was talking about?
Speaker 2:Well, for some reason I had like flock like them flying in my head, not just a group of witches that's actually banded together flying in my head, not just a group of witches that's actually banded together as a coven, not just like witches in general.
Speaker 4:All right, let me read you the question again.
Speaker 2:What do you call a group of witches? Nothing about it banded together.
Speaker 1:Nothing, nope, yeah, so that doesn't count. I'm not taking my point away.
Speaker 2:Patrick Swayze and Demi.
Speaker 4:Moore, you said gaggle, that's a gaggle of gooses. A gaggle of gooses. What is happening in this?
Speaker 1:What is this one, demi Moore?
Speaker 4:Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore star in what movie Me Ghost? That is correct. Ghost it is, and we have negative one. From 1947 to 1969, the US Air Force investigated unidentified flying objects, or UFOs, as part of a project named what?
Speaker 1:Oh, I know this it's a color. This? No, I don't, it's a color.
Speaker 4:You could both give yeah. Project Blue Balls, I mean book. Project Blue Book, blue book, no book isn't a color.
Speaker 1:What? What's just happened? What's that place called area 51? Yep, that's what I was gonna say that would be wrong that's the.
Speaker 4:Uh, that's the place, that's the place. Yeah uh, the 1962 novel something wicked this way comes was penned by what author?
Speaker 1:I don't know any of this. Wait, I'm going to try this. Oh me Can't wait. Rl Stein.
Speaker 4:Ray Bradbury.
Speaker 1:Okay, but that wasn't a bad guess. I'll give you props, because I would have had no idea where to start.
Speaker 2:a bad guess.
Speaker 4:All of this is wrong because I would have had no idea where to start Travis in 2023, Travis Geiger nabbed the Guinness World Record for heaviest pumpkin. How much did it weigh? If you get within 100 pounds, you get the answer 600 pounds.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you oh me Jams 600 pounds.
Speaker 2:Can you tell me if she's high or low?
Speaker 4:Oh, she's low.
Speaker 2:Oh wow, 1,200 pounds.
Speaker 4:Take away your point. 2,749 pounds.
Speaker 2:Damn. I think we should have played this like whoever's the closest, without going over.
Speaker 4:Yeah. She would have won.
Speaker 2:Price is right Price is right style.
Speaker 4:What is another name for a pumpkin seed?
Speaker 2:A pumpkin seed.
Speaker 4:That would be the same name the seed of pumpkin.
Speaker 2:The seed of pumpkin.
Speaker 1:Pumpkin sperm. I hate this podcast.
Speaker 4:Pumpkin babies, do you both give up? Yes, it's a papita.
Speaker 2:P-E-P-I-t-a that's not a thing.
Speaker 4:Never have I ever never heard it uh, which us city hosts the world's largest halloween parade. Oh, um on halloween is that going to affect your answer, kind of no, it's two days after who has a goddamn halloween parade? November 1st, november the 9th what days?
Speaker 1:no uh october 31st no, what day is day of the dead? Cinco de mayo, oh, it's may the 5th may, the 5, 5th is Day of the Dead, it's not true, cinco de Mayo, day of the Dead.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, Cinco de Mayo is May the 5th.
Speaker 2:May the 5th is celebrated. Right, that's the literal translation, translation. But it's celebrated as Day of the Dead. Mm hmm.
Speaker 4:All right, where's the largest Halloween parade?
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know no Where's the largest Halloween parade? I don't fucking know. No Day of the Dead date, Am I wrong? November 1st and 2nd Shit.
Speaker 4:James is like no, I'm pretty sure it's oh you're going to take on whatever she's looking at right now.
Speaker 2:Because that's all. The decorations and stuff are like little skulls and New York City? I don't know how you couldn't even just guess and get New York City, because they do the Macy's Day Parade, not the Halloween Parade.
Speaker 1:The Cinco de Mayo is the Mexican Army's victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla.
Speaker 2:Puebla, not even close, so that's like their Independence Day Puebla.
Speaker 1:Puebla. What Pube? Oh, never mind, I'm done. No, no, no, I want you to. Let's get this.
Speaker 4:Puebla, puebla, say it again, puebla, say it slower, puebla.
Speaker 3:Puebla.
Speaker 4:I don't know what's in that vape. How did early New Englanders protect their homes from evil spirits? Me?
Speaker 1:Jams Sage no, that's to rid them. Oh, I know it.
Speaker 4:I'll give you another chance Me.
Speaker 1:No, oh ams Salt. Oh, that's the other one, baloney.
Speaker 4:Nope, wasn't baloney either by hiding their shoes in the walls.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I'm just telling you what it says.
Speaker 2:To make it stink, to keep them away? What vegetable was when? The fuck did you get?
Speaker 1:these questions and answers.
Speaker 4:What vegetable was once thought to have supernatural powers? On Halloween Also, oh, nope, new Year's. I added that, oh, oh, nope, new Year's.
Speaker 1:I added oh me Ams Cabbage. Cabbage is correct. Nice, Good job. I was going to say candy corn until you said it Candy corn, that's also not a vegetable it is Corn Corn.
Speaker 4:Oh, are you ready for the next question? No, what day does All Saints Day fall on? We've already talked about it.
Speaker 1:Cinco de Mayo, the day after Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4:What is wrong with you? May the 5th again.
Speaker 2:November 1st, the day after that is correct, oh fuck like I literally just looked it up.
Speaker 1:What's the current score? I have negative 3 6 5.
Speaker 4:You have 5. Okay, there's an 8 point differential. This is for a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1:I probably should have told you shut the front door.
Speaker 4:I should have told you before you're lying. I am okay. What do this is missing a word. I'm going to read it exactly as written. What do call a man? I think that's how Piper would say it. What do call a man who practices witchcraft? She does this before. I think that's how Piper would say it. What to call a man who practices witchcraft? She does this before. Yes, three seconds.
Speaker 1:I have no fucking clue.
Speaker 4:now A warlock.
Speaker 2:Damn it.
Speaker 4:Is that what you were going?
Speaker 2:to say I was really waiting for her to yell out like wizard.
Speaker 1:No, I was going witch.
Speaker 4:All right, this one should be easy. And listen, we're going to double shock this one. So if you get it right, you get double the points.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's the right word.
Speaker 4:What does a magician say when performing a magic trick?
Speaker 1:Me Abracadabra. Hey, that's two points for you.
Speaker 4:That's not real Negative one Next question Edward Cullen is a vampire. In what popular Jams?
Speaker 1:No, she didn't say me, yeah, she did. I did Twilight Contested that is correct, I'm at zero. You're still beating me, bitch Contested.
Speaker 4:Settle down.
Speaker 2:Who wrote the?
Speaker 1:1818 classic book frankenstein this is for 100 points because neither of you will get it never. Mary shelly, I thought it was a man for three points.
Speaker 4:How do you know that is it?
Speaker 1:this next one is three points world, you it.
Speaker 4:What is another name for a large kettle or boiler? Me Ams Cauldron. That is correct. Fuck, I wouldn't have said that. All right, this is for two points.
Speaker 2:Pot Did I get two points. For that one, you got three points for that one.
Speaker 4:This is for two points. What actor played Laurie Strode in the 1978 movie Halloween?
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, laurie, is she the main character?
Speaker 4:She is a main character.
Speaker 1:yes, Is it Jamie Lee Curtis?
Speaker 4:It is. You'll get credit for that. Two points to you. Took a little minute for that. All right, this is a one-pointer. What's the score right now? What?
Speaker 1:do you have?
Speaker 4:Two what do you have? What what you have?
Speaker 2:amanda's cheating right now eight, eight to two.
Speaker 3:No, I had to add them, all right here we go for two points.
Speaker 2:Vincent price provides the spooky monologue. At the end of what song? No idea. Oh me, oh.
Speaker 1:Ams, jeepers, creepers. That's what you were just saying.
Speaker 4:Take away two points.
Speaker 1:I have no fucking clue Thriller.
Speaker 4:Are you too fucking serious right now that you don't know Thriller? I don't know it by that.
Speaker 2:It's just called Thriller. Okay you're 100%. That did not sound like that you were singing Jeepers Creepers. I was not. I don't even know.
Speaker 1:Jeepers, creepers Did it sound like this to you.
Speaker 2:Hmm, hmm, hmm. No, that would be Michael Jackson, though that would have given me more of a hint that it was Thriller no.
Speaker 4:Um, alright, here we go. Oh, neither of you are going to get this, but this is a good topic. Ready, what percentage of Americans pretend they're not home on Halloween? 60. If you're within five.
Speaker 1:I'll give you the point 75.
Speaker 4:Are you putting your hand up and saying no?
Speaker 1:Because that answer is wrong. 35.
Speaker 4:Are you putting your hand up and saying no, because that answer is wrong. 35 are you putting your hand up and saying yes, 35, you have to say me, me 35 take a point away.
Speaker 2:You did all of that for him to just tell you you're wrong.
Speaker 4:Yeah, budget 60 is that your official answer?
Speaker 2:Al, I think you need Alf. I don't know why I called you Al I think you need some tone deaf. I think you're tone deaf who thinks he's tone deaf?
Speaker 4:I do.
Speaker 2:He said without a doubt that he was humming thriller perfectly thank you, Alf.
Speaker 4:Would you like to place an answer 60 incorrect and if any of you listening would like to take a guess, go ahead. You can earn points too. It's 21%. Well, James was a lot closer than me. 21%. Which movie tops Rotten Tomatoes' list of the scariest horror movies ever? I don't trust.
Speaker 2:Rotten Tomatoes because it also said Get Out was a good movie. So fuck them, Boy. Rotten Tomatoes because it also said Get Out was a good movie.
Speaker 4:So fuck them.
Speaker 1:Boy, I'm going to guess, because why not?
Speaker 4:OK, say me Me.
Speaker 1:Jams.
Speaker 4:Poltergeist. I'm not guessing. It starts with a vowel. It is the exorcist.
Speaker 3:The exorcist.
Speaker 4:Yeah, okay. Why do some people wear their clothes inside out on Halloween?
Speaker 1:Who does that?
Speaker 4:It says some people, superstitious folks, believe they'll see a witch at midnight.
Speaker 2:Is that clothes closure inside out? Never heard that. Piper should be perfect. What if they're on backwards?
Speaker 4:All right, here we go. This is an either or question, so both of you be ready with the me. Are pumpkins technically a fruit or vegetable? Me Jams or ams Fruit that is correct.
Speaker 1:Give yourself a point, good job. I would have said veggie.
Speaker 2:Well, I was going to, and then I said no shit, it grows on a vine, so does watermelon. It's a fruit, oh nice.
Speaker 4:Okay, she's a horticulturist, you're the whore, she's the culturalist. All right, here we go. This is for four points.
Speaker 2:This next one.
Speaker 4:I think the pumpkin one should have been worth more.
Speaker 3:What movie serial killer is immortalized with a statue at the bottom of a lake Me, oh Jams.
Speaker 4:Jason, jason, it is yes, according to a YouTube video, for there's a Jason Voorhees of Friday the 13th fame statue at the bottom of a mine pit in Crosby, minnesota. Yeah, you, why. Because, he drowned. How much money do Americans spend on dressing their pets up for Halloween? If you're within 10 million, you win Million A point jams. You have 27 dogs. I'm gonna give you a free guess, you don't?
Speaker 2:you're also the only one of us likely to dress their dogs up for 300 how much money do americans spend?
Speaker 1:this is in total oh total, all americans, yes, all of the americans well, not the south americans.
Speaker 4:Three million, three million jam ams. I'm going to give you a free guess. And whoever? No, not whoever's closest, just I'm going to give you a free guest. Six million, six million, uh, approximately 700 million dollars the fuck is wrong with people?
Speaker 2:wow 700 million so expensive. I went on this rant last year, but do you know how much kid costumes cost $40?
Speaker 4:a piece.
Speaker 1:We had to pay for it because she paid for tutoring this week I said you know what you guys buy, that I'll get tutoring to be fair, you did take it off above her head and hold her arms up wrapped in it and get to tickle her here.
Speaker 4:This question is worth five points, but it's a two-parter. Okay, it's a five-point question and I think you're going to get the first one pretty easy. You get none, damn, but you'll only lose one. But you can win five, but you got to get both. Which Halloween candy is considered the worst and the worst? Two?
Speaker 3:Which one's the worst, and then the second one.
Speaker 4:Me Ams Milk duds.
Speaker 1:Is it just because it's the one you ate?
Speaker 2:Yes, those are the worst. Take your point away.
Speaker 1:Can I say the worst. That was worth it. Oh, okay, apple.
Speaker 4:Apple is a fucking fruit. It's not a candy.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 4:I didn't realize. Oh, you didn't realize.
Speaker 1:Like I thought it meant like the first, the worst, like thing you get like trick-or-treating. I think those are when people.
Speaker 4:I know One more time thing. You get like trick-or-treating. Let me read one more time I guess I just didn't which Halloween candy is considered the worst.
Speaker 1:You said fucking apple Just one apple not apples.
Speaker 4:Yes, you can guess. Okay, it's also a vegetable, as it turns out.
Speaker 1:The worst, it's also a vegetable, as it turns out, uh the worst.
Speaker 4:Okay, you don't get the point. Candy corn I cannot. We talked about it followed by Alfred said what the fuck are you guys doing to poor Alf?
Speaker 1:can we just call him by his real name? What did he say?
Speaker 4:Candy corn, candy corn. What's second Alf? Milk duds, not milk duds. Circus peanuts, circus peanuts.
Speaker 2:Those aren't a candy, those are styrofoam, they are absolutely a candy, and they're disgusting. What Wait? Like the big foam orangish-yellow peanuts.
Speaker 4:It's giant. It's like an average-sized penis. Which First Lady was the first to decorate the White House for Halloween?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I can't name many First Ladies besides, like three of them.
Speaker 4:Can't wait to hear this Name three First Ladies oh fuck, Michelle Obama.
Speaker 2:Michelle can't name any first ladies besides, like three of them, can't wait to hear this name.
Speaker 1:Three first, ladies oh fuck, michelle obama. Michelle, I wanted I would have forgotten her.
Speaker 4:Uh, what's biden's?
Speaker 1:wife's name mrs biden doctor, teacher, dr biden um, uh melanie trump and uh hillary clinton, it's mimi eisenhower decorated the white house for a halloween luncheon.
Speaker 4:How many halloween luncheons have you been to?
Speaker 1:holy shit. I think those are really the only three I know um all right which jill biden is her name.
Speaker 2:Oh good, which.
Speaker 4:US president told a group of school kids that the White House was haunted by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2:Which I didn't hear, the question which president male?
Speaker 4:president? Which US president? Oh, just US. Which male president you say, as opposed to our long list of female presidents? Is that what you're insinuating right now, as opposed to our long list of female presidents? Is that what you're insinuating right now? Which male US president told a group of school kids that the White House was haunted by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln Clinton Incorrect, take a point away. This was in 1989. Oh shit, nixon.
Speaker 1:I wasn't born, this was in 1989. Oh shit, nixon I wasn't born.
Speaker 4:We're going to change the name of this to Denny Mary Stupid Bitches Podcast. You said Nixon for 1989?.
Speaker 2:I mean, I wasn't born then, I don't know who was president it was George Bush.
Speaker 4:He was president when I was born. It was his dad. He was president when I was born, it was his dad.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, when did Halloween start October 31st Well.
Speaker 2:I think it starts at the end of it.
Speaker 4:Nobody gets any points for that one. How much money were costumes expected? Okay, check that. How much money were consumers expected to spend on Halloween?
Speaker 2:decorations in 2023?. If you're within 10 million, you get the point 10 million. How much did they spend on dogs?
Speaker 4:700 million on dogs. This is for decorations for Halloween.
Speaker 2:I didn't understand the question how much money?
Speaker 4:were consumers expected to spend on Halloween decorations in 2020?. Okay, expected what did they expect.
Speaker 2:I don't know 900.
Speaker 4:Is it going to affect your answer? That's my question. 900. $900? $900,000. Okay, $900. Is it going to affect your answer? That's my question. $900. $900? $900,000. Okay, $900,000. I'll just tell you. Take a point away.
Speaker 2:You gave me within $10,000.
Speaker 4:I gave you within $10 million.
Speaker 1:Million, $900 million. Take a point away.
Speaker 4:Ooh, you were close $3.9 billion.
Speaker 2:So I'm at $900 million not $1,000, but still not close, not even close.
Speaker 4:You both need to take a point away.
Speaker 1:God damn it, I'm at zero.
Speaker 4:Which actor said that Hocus Pocus was one of her favorite movie roles of all time?
Speaker 1:Me oh, ams Sarah Jessica Parker or Jams, god damn it, you were. Ams Sarah Jessica Parker or Jams, god damn it. You were so excited.
Speaker 3:I know what's your score now.
Speaker 4:She's the only one I know.
Speaker 1:No wait, what's the other one's name?
Speaker 4:I don't remember. Would you like to take a guess? Ams, I'm a negative one At what who? Welcome to the podcast. Oh she, I didn't get that right. No, did you hear?
Speaker 2:this sound, I didn't listen, I wasn't paying attention. I have no idea. Bette Midler, oh, okay, yeah, the redhead, winifred. Yes.
Speaker 4:All right. Which US state produces the most pumpkins? Neighbors Indiana.
Speaker 2:Me and Illinois.
Speaker 4:She got it right.
Speaker 2:I've got to be good for something.
Speaker 4:What's your score right now?
Speaker 2:Hold on One, two, three, four.
Speaker 1:More than mine Nine.
Speaker 4:Ten there's no way you have 11. Hold on.
Speaker 2:That's the positives. Oh my God. Ten, nine, eight, eleven. There's no way you have eleven. Hold on.
Speaker 4:That's the positives. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Of course she does it this way Ten, nine eight, seven.
Speaker 4:So you counted up and then went back down Jams. Would you like to take a shot?
Speaker 1:Negative one. You have negative one. Take a shot at what I got it right.
Speaker 4:It's.
Speaker 2:Illinois. Oh, you did get it right, illinois.
Speaker 4:What percentage of people plan to celebrate Halloween in 2023? If you're within 10%, I'll give you the points 75. It's a percent, you'd better Me, oh, ams 75. 73% oh.
Speaker 2:All right. If you fucking had pointed at me like that and then it had been wrong, I probably would have flipped this table.
Speaker 1:I was trying to remember the percentage that pretended not to be home 20%.
Speaker 4:How is that relevant? I just got a message that said no wonder we can't get stats right. Why? That's funny Scott. That's rude. That's funny Scott. Thank, thank you. We can't get any of these right. I'm gonna tell you that right now. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1:football stats, football stats all right for 10 points. What didn't we get?
Speaker 4:right? Uh, none of these questions. Are you kidding? What did we get right? I think he was making fun of my counting my adding all the positives with the negatives, oh, all right, here we go. This is the thinking man's question. Here we go. Why are the halloween colors orange and black?
Speaker 2:because they look spooky what was that last part, that that was her spookiness. Jams is so spooky, See. I want to say it's something like because the black cats and the superstition and the pumpkins, but I don't think that's it. Is it because of pumpkins Orn? No?
Speaker 4:Are you really going to discuss this? I don't know. This is a 10-point question. Do you both give, I give?
Speaker 1:I give Jams is going to be upset.
Speaker 4:While there are competing theories it's thought that orange is for pumpkins and black represents night she called it out and said no, can't, I can't be, I'm not going to risk. One point for 10. You're so stupid. Where was Hocus Pocus filmed Me? Ams Salem, that is correct Bullshit. You know you could have answered that. I know all you had to say was me. You, instead of saying me, you said that's fucking bullshit wait, did you know the answer?
Speaker 1:yeah, yeah, um, where does? The no, she said me first, that's why I know you started talking before she did.
Speaker 4:Yes. Where does the mask that mich? She said me first. That's why I no, you started talking before she did, did I? Yes? Where does the mask that Michael Myers wears on Halloween? Where did it come from?
Speaker 1:In real life.
Speaker 2:The mask store.
Speaker 4:Take a point away for that stupid answer.
Speaker 1:Wait, like in real life or in the movie or where did he find it in the movie?
Speaker 2:And I don't remember the answer to that.
Speaker 4:It's a modified Captain Kirk mask from Star Trek. I don't know how that works, yeah.
Speaker 1:You thought either of us were going to know that.
Speaker 4:No, I don't know, I'm learning that, you guys don't know shit about these.
Speaker 2:Alf knew it. Alf knew it was Captain Kirk.
Speaker 4:Wow, alf gets the point on that one, or owl, or elf, or whatever you guys want to call him.
Speaker 1:Sorry elf.
Speaker 2:What does the word Halloween come from? From the hallows.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:Me, me, damn it Ams.
Speaker 4:Hallows Eve Incorrect. Take the point away. No, it's not. Not I want to hear your. I'm going to give you a point If you were close, you had it.
Speaker 1:The Hallow's.
Speaker 4:Eve. God damn it. You're both so stupid. I hate this podcast, is it? Halloween was known as All Hallow's Eve. Oh, I said that the first time Until 1773 when the Scots began referring to it as Halloween, the first known use of the word in the poem Halloween, written in 1786.
Speaker 2:Why does it matter that it's All Hallows' Ween?
Speaker 1:All Hallows' Ween. All Hallows' Ween.
Speaker 4:What is going on All Hallows, ween? What is going on All Hallows?
Speaker 1:Ween.
Speaker 2:All Hallows, ween.
Speaker 4:I've lost control of this stupid podcast. All Hallows, ween.
Speaker 2:All Hallows Eve, you said ween. That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant. That's not what I said the first time. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:What was the original title of the movie? Halloween, or five points.
Speaker 2:All Hallows Eve, apparently All Hallowsween.
Speaker 3:I'm so tired.
Speaker 4:This is ridiculous. A hollows wean hey, that was a good snort. Remember that one time the answer to this one the babysitter murders. You were never gonna get it what?
Speaker 1:no cause, I didn't even know it was called that. Why would it have?
Speaker 4:been called that Within five years.
Speaker 1:Oh, because he killed babysitters, the first one.
Speaker 4:I'm so glad you figured it out. You cracked the code. People shouldn't see me like that Within five years for five points, oh no. What year was the song Monster Mash released?
Speaker 1:Was I close with my last answer when I tried to answer that so?
Speaker 2:I think it was re-released in 2013. Is it old or new? Old. Was I close with my other answer, so it would have been a. Was that a? Is that 80s music?
Speaker 4:Why are you dancing to the song?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to picture like the.
Speaker 3:Monster Mash.
Speaker 4:Isn't that 80s? A graveyard smash.
Speaker 2:Can I just say the 80s.
Speaker 4:You can Take the point away, can I?
Speaker 2:say this 1960. You can Take a point away. Can I say this 1960.
Speaker 4:You can, but you've already used your point, Jams. Would you like to say anything within five?
Speaker 1:years, yes, 1960.
Speaker 4:I will give you the point. It was 1962.
Speaker 2:Alf said 1960.
Speaker 4:Good job, Alf.
Speaker 1:Okay. So, how many points did I get One? Oh, fuck, I'm at zero. All right, alph. Okay. So how many points did I get One? Ah, fuck, I'm at zero.
Speaker 4:Alright, this one is for ten points. Oh, I forgot to take my point away. Ten points. What is the most popular Halloween costume for pets? That people spent 700 million dollars on the most popular Halloween costume for pets?
Speaker 2:Me Ams A ghost. The most popular Halloween costume for pets Me Rams.
Speaker 4:A ghost. Take a point away.
Speaker 2:Me? I don't know. I just read a book about how Clifford was turned into a ghost. You're so dumb.
Speaker 1:Pumpkin. Oh yeah, the little pumpkin, it's a pumpkin followed by hot dog, bat bumblebee and spider oh. You know what Spiders are scary? Because horses are afraid of spiders.
Speaker 4:What was the most popular Halloween costume in the US in 2023, according to Google?
Speaker 1:What 2023?.
Speaker 4:What was the most populareen costume in the united states in 2023, according to google? Me ams taylor swift. Incorrect me uh jams harley quinn incorrect, much longer ago barbie oh the movie because the movie came out. Barbie. That's why I was thinking.
Speaker 2:Taylor Swift because of her new tour, See at least that made sense.
Speaker 4:Alright, for five points. What's your score right now?
Speaker 1:I'm negative one she is still negative one. Well, I went back and forth to zero and negative one.
Speaker 2:Six nine, eleven, twelve, thirteen, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, now we're going backwards. All right for five points Six.
Speaker 1:I'll only be at four. She still wins. Well, it's not over, for God's sake, okay.
Speaker 4:Where is Transylvania, otherwise known as home to Count Dracula, um?
Speaker 1:Where is Transylvania, otherwise known as home to Count Dracula, me and or Jams? New York, outside New York, I don't know, In the suburbs of New York City? Listen to my one, two, three Twickingham.
Speaker 2:Lane. Is it bad that I want to say Pennsylvania? I feel like that's too convenient.
Speaker 1:Transylvania, pennsylvania very close Romania oh yeah, everybody knows that did she want to go to New York for five points? I don't know for five points.
Speaker 4:What's the most popular adult Halloween candy according to you? Gov's 2021 survey, the most popular adult halloween candy. I'm going to give you a hint. It's not something adulty, it's still candy, it's just what they prefer is it chocolate or candy chocolate?
Speaker 2:me ams Chocolate, me Ams Reese's.
Speaker 4:No, I'm gonna give you some help Me, you okay.
Speaker 2:You didn't give me any.
Speaker 4:Plain or Peanut. Huh, you get three seconds. You didn't get it with plain or peanut, it's M&M's.
Speaker 2:You fuck oh those aren't even that good. Ew lame not lame oh, everybody knows peanut.
Speaker 1:I'm like what has? What can you get either of m&ms? Yeah, I know that m&ms. Are you kidding me? Alfred knowed, he knowed it, alfred.
Speaker 4:Alfred knowed it. Alf, why do you keep coming back for the way you're treated?
Speaker 1:No I.
Speaker 4:Mother Clucker has joined the podcast. Thank you.
Speaker 1:He knew Romania. That was a couple of questions ago, I think.
Speaker 4:How many minutes within five? This is for five points.
Speaker 1:How many minutes does Michael Keaton appear on screen in Beetlejuice? Have you seen Beetlejuice? Oh, beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice. I don't fucking know how many minutes, how many minutes, how many minutes? Well, he's got to be on there more than a couple minutes.
Speaker 4:More than a couple, I agree.
Speaker 1:But even it would have to be an hour at least, not 60.
Speaker 4:Oh okay.
Speaker 1:You can't convert hours back to minutes, not very well, you're not shitting. I don't know. Can you at least guess why I?
Speaker 4:have a ballpark, I may have picked the worst podcast ever.
Speaker 1:You just picked the worst fucking questions ever.
Speaker 4:Approximately 17 minutes.
Speaker 1:How is that possible? How is that possible? Does he use a stunt? Double, double. All right, they're not devils, they're doubles. They're not devils. For 12 points double for 12 points.
Speaker 4:That's a strange number. For 12 points, what actor and talk show host auditioned for a role in poltergeist but ended up in et? Instead I used to have a major crush on her. Drew barrymore, drew barrymore, it is big move for jams. What happened, drew barrymore?
Speaker 2:look, she's so excited look, look at her face. Now she's beating me.
Speaker 4:Look at her face, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2:By a lot.
Speaker 4:That's baloney. All right, for five points. You gave her 12 on one question. I didn't give it to her. Either of you could have known Drew Barrymore. No, I've known her while I was alone. How much candy does the For five points? How much candy does the average American consume each year?
Speaker 1:Oh fuck, I'm going to have to like billion my years. This is in pounds.
Speaker 4:How much candy does the average American consume each year? This was published in Advances in Nutrition.
Speaker 1:In a year. How does one person, the average American, the average person, the average American, I would say ballpark 120 pounds.
Speaker 4:Of candy 120?.
Speaker 2:How much does that candy bar weigh? She just said that's two pounds. This is two pounds. That bag is two pounds bar weigh. That's two pounds that bag is two pounds.
Speaker 1:I mean I've done some damage to this bag.
Speaker 4:You're a little above average. James has ate a pound in 365 days. Alright, so neither of you are going to answer.
Speaker 1:No, can this be free?
Speaker 4:Sure, this one's free, no loss.
Speaker 1:Okay, 60.
Speaker 4:60 is a call.
Speaker 3:Nine pounds. Wow, it's eight pounds.
Speaker 2:It's eight, eight pounds. See, I thought I was going to guess a low number and it was going to be complete opposite. So I went the opposite.
Speaker 4:That's not very much though Alf is going to know this one. What 1980s band did the Nightmare Before Christmas, composer Danny Elfman perform in? Which 1980s band did the Nightmare Before Christmas, composer Danny Elfman perform in?
Speaker 2:Metallica I don't fucking know Metallica.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 4:It's Oingo Boingo.
Speaker 2:Definitely wasn't going to guess that. Not on my bingo card, not on my bingo card, all right.
Speaker 4:For five points. How long did it take them to make the movie A Nightmare Before Christmas?
Speaker 2:I've never seen this movie. Is this like a thing that I should know?
Speaker 1:Someone's going to have to make a guess. How much is this like a thing that I should know someone's going to have to make a guess what?
Speaker 4:how much is this for one point? Um me, ams or jams incorrect? Damn it, I'm not guessing. Okay, uh, it's three years. Okay, for five points, actually for five points. We'll leave it at five. What was the original title of the michael jackson song thriller? I don't let me sing it the way they would, because I'm guessing you're going to say you don't know it.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 4:Do you have a guess?
Speaker 1:No, it's just a starlight. I wouldn't have guessed that Starlight.
Speaker 4:Never heard that. No, have you? No? Oh, all right For 10 points.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's all my points.
Speaker 2:Alf knew it. Alf, you got to be a little faster with these answers, I knew you were stalling so you could see Don't answer Alf until All.
Speaker 4:Right For five points. Which film inspired Michael Jackson to?
Speaker 1:collaborate with director John Landis on the thriller video. What did John Landis write? I thought you'd answer it. What?
Speaker 4:which film inspired Michael Jackson to collaborate with director John Landis on the thriller video? Oh, I don't. An American werewolf where?
Speaker 1:in Paris, me in Paris, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4:You don't have to take points away because American Werewolf where In Paris, me in Paris, I'm going to, you don't have to take points away because you're dumb.
Speaker 1:American Werewolf in Paris. Is that not what the movie's called? It's not. Where did I learn?
Speaker 4:that At the stupid school I'm guessing where you graduated with honors Me Ams, London. Did Alf say it? He did, he did. You're not getting credit for that because of that. I knew it. What's the difference? Paris?
Speaker 1:and London are the same. What is wrong? They're different countries, I know, but it's over there. Oh well, it's over there.
Speaker 4:It's over there and you waved it's over there, oh Jesus, alright, right for 25 points it's better be fucking easy for like the rest of these questions for 20 or 25 points. What is having a fear of halloween called?
Speaker 2:attention seeking. Having a fear of Halloween called Attention seeking.
Speaker 4:It starts with an S Right into the mic.
Speaker 2:Sclosophobia.
Speaker 1:That's close. Really, I'm not taking a guess.
Speaker 2:Samhainophobia Got it, that was how many points?
Speaker 4:25 samhainia, uh, something like that yeah um, all right for five points. Wait a minute. What's your score right now? Six, what do you have? 10? 10 for fiveshit. What's the top grossing horror movie of all time? Me, yes, amanda, halloween Incorrect.
Speaker 1:Jams, hang on, give me a second Okay.
Speaker 2:She's doing some quick math.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just trying to pick Carry the one. No, no, I'm just trying to pick, carry the one.
Speaker 4:No, I'm just trying to like. I have like three. I swear to god if you look at me and say Halloween 21 Jump Street. I'm going to throw something at you. No, Nightmare on Elm Street, freddy Krueger she looked at me and says Nightmare on Elm Street and I started laughing. She thought she was going to fix it, Freddy Krueger.
Speaker 1:Is that not it so?
Speaker 4:Alf, what is it? Alf says me Alright, Alf, what is it?
Speaker 2:Waiting while it types and loads Um Alf. What is it? Alf says me All right, alf what is it Waiting?
Speaker 4:Bullet types, loads, what's?
Speaker 2:he say Nothing. It Really yeah, he did say it, yep.
Speaker 1:All right, wow, for that's surprising.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't have guessed that 15 points.
Speaker 1:I fucking hate that movie. It was not on 15. Wow, for that's surprising. I wouldn't have guessed that 15 points.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate that movie. It was not on 15 points.
Speaker 4:For 15 points.
Speaker 3:Jesus Christ, do I have to take?
Speaker 2:away five no.
Speaker 4:Okay, you didn't.
Speaker 2:technically, answer she has to take away one. No, she didn't technically answer.
Speaker 4:All right, take away one. Nine For 15 points before pumpkins. Which root vegetable did the Irish and Scottish carve on Halloween? Oh, jams A gourd A squash?
Speaker 1:No, I'm wrong, it's a gourd.
Speaker 4:She was so sad. It's not a gourd Me. Oh, hold on Jams.
Speaker 2:A potato Motherf hold on.
Speaker 1:A potato Motherfucker, a fucking potato.
Speaker 4:God damn it, nope you can't carve a potato, it's a turnip.
Speaker 2:A potato makes a lot more fucking sense than a turnip A gourd.
Speaker 4:Talk to the Irish and the Scottish, then A pumpkin is a gourd.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you know what I meant. The funky looking ones, those aren't called pumpkins. The other gourds, yeah.
Speaker 2:It should have been a potato. Don't the Irish have like a thing with potatoes?
Speaker 4:For three points.
Speaker 2:My God, it's the potato famine because they were.
Speaker 4:This is horrible For three points. Why was Halloween nearly canceled as a holiday in the 1930s? Me Because of oh, Ams or Jams Because of all the murders.
Speaker 1:I don't know, you were so close.
Speaker 2:Take away a point Me Ams Because of the witchcraft and the trying to eradicate all of the witches.
Speaker 4:Take a point away.
Speaker 2:No, I think that was around the Salem Witch Trials. It also happened in Salem, You're like?
Speaker 4:no, I will not be taking the point away. I say that I got this question right. Next question Pranksters and vandals were causing millions of dollars of damage to US cities on Halloween night.
Speaker 1:I mean, that was the same thing as I said. You said murder.
Speaker 2:You said people were dying. I said the witches were burning.
Speaker 4:Okay, for five points. Now we're getting near the end For five points. Why do we trick, or treat.
Speaker 2:That used to be the thing, me Ams, it's a long explanation, but that used to be the thing. It's a long explanation, but that used to be the thing. That's why you say trick or treat, because you would go up and either you vandalized or you did something to their house, or they gave you candy. So their option was either trick or treat he's right, how many points was that five, five points?
Speaker 4:I bait you have eight. What do you have? Ten you're back to happy because you're winning the world's worst trivia game. Yes, all right, for five points. Are you ready? Jams? Don't have any. Yep, for five points, here we go. Which halloween candy was originally referred to as chicken feed? I really thought one of you would have already buzzed it.
Speaker 2:Absolutely not Chicken feed.
Speaker 4:Chicken feed.
Speaker 2:Because I'm trying to figure out why they would have called it that, whether it was the taste, the smell or how it looked. So which one relates to that?
Speaker 4:Can I have a free guess? All right, we'll call this one free Nerds.
Speaker 2:Why the fuck would it be nerds? The only thing that I could think would be like chicken feed.
Speaker 4:Jams. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't make a lick of sense.
Speaker 1:I don't know Candy corn. You fucking idiots.
Speaker 4:What do chickens eat?
Speaker 2:Everything Corn, including chickens. Chickens eat anything. They're not real smart.
Speaker 4:You get a chicken alright here we go for three points besides horror. What other genre did Dracula author Bram Stoker or Stoker, not Stoker publish before or publish books under? Let me read that again me oh ams or Jams Drama.
Speaker 1:No, science fiction no.
Speaker 3:Just keep guessing. Give me another one.
Speaker 2:Fiction. You know what I bet? He wrote smut books.
Speaker 4:That's it. It's romance, no score though.
Speaker 2:Honey, my books don't fall under romance that is a different category what's?
Speaker 4:the name of the fictional town in the movie the lost boys. Everybody should know that one lost boy with your head up in the clouds.
Speaker 1:I don't think that's it, oh me LA. No, it's not. No, what is it? Oh me LA.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:It's not Los Angeles for real.
Speaker 4:No, it's not.
Speaker 1:Fuck, take a point away.
Speaker 4:What is it, ams? I don't know what you're talking about. Santa Clara, aka the murder capital of the world. What's the Lost Boys? It's a movie.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's a good movie. You should watch it.
Speaker 4:What ghoulish 1984 song returned to the charts on Billboard Hot 100 in October of 2023? I swear to God if it's Thriller.
Speaker 2:I'm throwing things.
Speaker 4:I don't know. Anyone want to guess. No, ams Jams, did you know this before? I knew this one.
Speaker 1:Are you both giving?
Speaker 4:up. I knew this one. Okay, are you both giving up? I'm?
Speaker 2:waiting to see if Alf answers, because he came up with Santa Carla right now.
Speaker 4:Santa Clara he said Carla, what ghoulish.
Speaker 1:1984 song returned to the charts on Billboard's Hot 100 in the October of 23? Thriller.
Speaker 4:I said it Are you fucking, fucking serious? You might have said it, but you didn't buzz in and you said it better not be thriller.
Speaker 2:I'm getting points for that. That was you do not get points for that. I said it. All right, I was waiting for your face to give it away to. Actually that's why?
Speaker 4:here is the last question for five points.
Speaker 2:Oh, alf says you're wrong, it's Santa Carla. Look it up, denny.
Speaker 4:It's Santa Clara.
Speaker 2:It's Clara.
Speaker 4:It's Clara for sure.
Speaker 2:He says it's Santa Carla.
Speaker 4:Actually there's two more questions, this one's for five points. Are you ready? Ams or jams?
Speaker 1:oh yeah, it's ready, here we go.
Speaker 4:What's the score right now? What do you have? Please don't add up and then back down. Just tell me what you have 10.
Speaker 2:Well, I have just a few numbers, so I only I can do it quickly in my head when selling a house, is the homeowner obligated to disclose that it's haunted Me Jams?
Speaker 4:No, no is the correct answer.
Speaker 1:Only if someone dies there.
Speaker 4:No, a majority of states don't require sellers to disclose paranormal activity or any other dubious stigmas like murder or ghosts.
Speaker 2:Can I tell you about Piper sitting straight up and saying there's a girl watching us when she was having one of her coughing fits?
Speaker 4:For five more points and this is the final question.
Speaker 1:Wait, I got a point.
Speaker 4:You got five points on that last one. Oh, and now she's counting on her fingers, on her fingers.
Speaker 2:How many does that give you?
Speaker 4:Actually Twelve here we go, we're going gonna do this one final jeopardy style.
Speaker 2:Can I have a category? Please if you say halloween, I'm hitting you. If it's movies, music, I'm out historic weather for halloween.
Speaker 4:Oh, how much are you going to risk for historic weather for halloween? Do? Not try and look and see what she's wagering. I see you trying to cheat Halloween. Do not try and look and see what she's wagering. I see you trying to cheat Ten no, you don't say it, you stupid idiot. You just write it down. You're going to wager it all. Your strategy is befuddling. Alright, here we go.
Speaker 1:Because we have to answer yes or we lose the points.
Speaker 4:Alpha sent proof from Google that says Santa Carla. I'll have to look that up. I'm going off of this. Alf, you may get credit. All right, here we go. Are you ready? How much are you? How much are you?
Speaker 2:If it comes out that this Web site is wrong because it's Santa Carla and not Santa Clara, I would like to go back in the other things that I have argued and said, no, this was the right way, like the potatoes.
Speaker 1:I want to go back to All. Right, here we go. First, I can remember that you're both going to write this, remember.
Speaker 4:Now, you're both going to write this down, right? You're both going to write this down, are you ready? I'm just checking the song to make sure it's working. All right, here we go. You'll have just a few minutes to write this down. What historic weather event occurred on Halloween in 1991. One year before you were born, aunt Jams was four Historic weather event On.
Speaker 1:Halloween in 1991. Can you tell us where it happened?
Speaker 4:The world, in the United States. All right, five seconds. Four, three, two One. All right, four three, two, one. All right, let's see. You had a score of what going into this 12. And you had a score of 10. 10. All right, how much did you? Or no, what?
Speaker 2:was your answer, blizzard.
Speaker 4:How much did you wager Three? Blizzard is correct. Yes, yes, all right, jams, I'm guessing. You put Blizzard. Yes, how much did you wager Three? So you have a final score of 15. And you have a final score of 13. I'll be getting no sex for a week because of this, because you won. But Jams is the Halloween.
Speaker 1:That's crazy.
Speaker 2:Well, because I was like there's nothing else that could have fucking happened.
Speaker 4:That was pretty easy.
Speaker 2:Except I was like, but the only blizzard I remember people talking about is the blizzard of what is it? 78.
Speaker 4:Well, that was here, yeah, and that was in. That was is the blizzard of what is it? 78? Well, that was here, yeah, and that was in.
Speaker 2:that was like around blizzard time well, I understand that but that's the only blizzard that I can remember, like actually being talked about that's the only blizzard that you're aware of in time, but to be fair, they called we had like a blizzard two years ago and got I don't know seven inches of snow.
Speaker 1:That was a fake one.
Speaker 4:Man-made. So, jams, how do you feel about being Probably did he did it quite the Halloween-ist, halloweener, halloween What'd you call it. All Hallowsween. I hate this podcast. You know what time it is, though.
Speaker 2:Time to save some people's lives.
Speaker 4:Let's save a relationship. Let me try this again. Let's try and save a relationship. We're going to be flustered.
Speaker 2:It's the most wonderful time Of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 1:Yee-haw, did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment, are you?
Speaker 2:insane like me. Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. I see red rain. Oh rain, come to your head. Well, you asked for our advice.
Speaker 4:We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty and brutal is the only word I can use to describe this week's podcast. Dear Ams and Jams, this is a long one, but follow along. Podcast dear ams and jams, this is a long one, but follow along. I just found out that my husband has an underwear slash panty fetish.
Speaker 1:We've been together 10 years, married for three what site does he get on asking for a friend?
Speaker 4:see if I can sell him some money game worn. Uh, he's not into wearing them himself or anything just like into women's underwear in general, thinking about what kind of underwear women are wearing. And he also admitted that something he does sometimes is look at Facebook marketplace posts that are selling general women's clothing or actual underwear for sale. Then likes to look and see who the seller is and picture them wearing that stuff.
Speaker 1:Time out. You can do this on Facebook, you said.
Speaker 4:Turns out. Sounds like it. The kicker about all of this is how I found out. We recently went on a family vacation where we all stayed in an Airbnb and my sister, 38 years old so his sister-in-law was there as well. One day he stayed back with our child while we all went out and about, and since he was there alone, he decided to go into the room where my sister and her husband were staying and found her dirty underwear in a closet and took a few pictures. Later that night I happened to-.
Speaker 2:Why are you taking pictures of dirty underwear instead of clean underwear?
Speaker 1:because people like the smell of it.
Speaker 4:That's what they bought yes I thought you were asking why they like dirty underwear instead of clean later that night I happened to be looking at his phone for another reason and found the photos in a deleted file. Why would he should be in the deleted file? She looking for something else, I'm guessing.
Speaker 2:Also, why take the picture and then delete them? I'm confused. Well hold on.
Speaker 4:Of course. I questioned him about it and he looked immediately guilty and it led to a huge blowout. I think blow up, but hey, blowout works.
Speaker 2:I am completely disgusted.
Speaker 4:To find out about this fetish would have been one thing, but that, combined with this incident, has made me completely sickened and freaked out. He admitted that he deleted the pictures right away because he knew it was wrong. There's the answer to your question, but I still feel weird about the whole thing. I don't know what to do. He also admitted to being attracted to older women. I tried telling well, he's completely wrong there. I keep telling, or I keep trying to tell myself that it's not that big of a deal and not to kink shame. It says kink shame. It says kink shame.
Speaker 2:Kink shame. Yeah, like his sexual. Oh, not to kink shame.
Speaker 4:Got it, but I just can't stop thinking about the fact that I found out through the pictures of my sister's underwear.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a fucking problem.
Speaker 4:Right now we're sleeping in separate rooms, but I'm still talking to him during the day because of our child and whatnot Ams and jams. Am I justified in my feelings?
Speaker 2:Yes, I think there is a bigger thing going on here. He was Like look, people have different things that get them going. A, they should share that with their partner of 10 fucking years.
Speaker 1:But I don't think he really cares about her panties anymore.
Speaker 2:Right, that's just it. He's going out to find other panties and specifically, he went to a family member and went through her dirty panties. That's a creep, that is not okay, that is not a kink, that is a problem, do you?
Speaker 4:think he went through them, or he just saw them and took a picture. No, he went into her room.
Speaker 1:Well, he was just in the room. No, he sniffed those bad boys.
Speaker 2:No, they were in a closet in the room he went looking for his sister-in-law's panties.
Speaker 4:Well, he also said he liked older women, and I think she's older, so maybe that's true.
Speaker 2:Okay, hey vamonos, what Vamonos? Get the fuck out GTFO.
Speaker 1:For sure.
Speaker 2:You think really that he yes.
Speaker 1:He's a freak.
Speaker 4:In your relationship over some panty pictures. It's not.
Speaker 2:How many has he not found? It's not about the pictures. It's not about him liking panties. It's about the hiding a fetish and then going after her sister's panties what if it was a neighbor? And then going after her sister's panties.
Speaker 4:What if it was a neighbor? Would that be any different? What?
Speaker 2:if it's his, they have a child, a daughter. What if it's his daughter's friend's later? I mean, he likes older women, but that's weird. You don't go sniff somebody's panties without consent.
Speaker 1:That is non-consensual. Wait a minute. Non-consensual. Sniffing Panties sniffing I don't think anybody said he sniffed those panties.
Speaker 2:He touched someone else's dirty panties.
Speaker 1:Would you be okay, he?
Speaker 2:didn't just say oh quick, would you be okay if someone came into our room and went upstairs and started looking at my panties, clean or dirty? Oh shit, you're not allowed to do that.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 4:No one told me I wasn't supposed to do that.
Speaker 2:No, I would not be okay with it. Okay, this is no different. It'd be like if your brothers went upstairs and started going through my panties.
Speaker 1:So if you decide to sniff someone's panties, she will leave you.
Speaker 4:You would leave me over sniffing someone's panties.
Speaker 2:Yeah, really no, depends on. Again, this isn't about the panties. This is about a deviant, not okay behavior. It was not okay for him to go through his sister-in-law's dirty clothes to get to her panties, I suppose that's true, if he was having a relationship with her and she was sending him panties, be mad about that, got it. But he went through a family member's dirty clothes to find her panties. That's not okay and that leads to more deviant behavior if the other behavior hasn't already happened do you think this is it?
Speaker 2:I know it was funny to say, but if you have a kink about clothing or something like that, it's no different than a physical kink. You need permission to participate in it from the other person and you can't just go and oh, I like panties, so I go and I can get into anybody's panties At that point you're just a perv. It's non-consensual, that's not okay.
Speaker 4:Dear Ams and Jams, do you think Thriller was playing in the background when he did it?
Speaker 2:I gotta be honest. It was playing in my head because of all the times you've sang it.
Speaker 4:That's right times you've sang it. That's right. Uh, dear ams and jams, this one's another one of my faves. So last night I picked up three girls from a bar go you, I drive a tesla, tesla, a tesla with autopilot. So naturally they were curious and started asking all kinds of questions about the car.
Speaker 2:I was showing off all the cool features curious what you're gonna do with three girls if you drive a tesla, that's good honey that was a good joke that was a good joke.
Speaker 4:I like dicks. Um, I was showing off all the cool features autopilot, the big touchscreen, the works. One of the girls got pretty flirty and asked have you ever had sex in this car? I told her no and she shot back with well, you've got three girls in here right now. I kind of laughed and said I can't accept consent from intoxicated people.
Speaker 1:Good for you.
Speaker 4:But no, he's a fucking idiot nope, that's the new rape culture. Be careful but hey, you can grab my number after the ride if you're still interested not that right, she was definitely excited after that and we spent the rest of the drive bantering and flirting. When we got to their place, they insisted I get out of the car to meet their dogs. So I did. Played with their dogs, have you?
Speaker 2:ever read like all these stories about things that happen to women.
Speaker 4:Just no, just come upstairs and pet my dog real quick and they raped him so I did played with their dogs for a bit and it was all fun all fun. But then things got a little awkward. They just kind of went silent, said goodnight and started walking inside as they were heading in. I asked the girl if she still wanted my number, but she just kept walking without looking back. Ams and jams, were they more into my car than me?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. Well, I think maybe they were a little less drunk when they got home and then, like, they saw you in the light. Maybe it was the lighting was different. Oh, that's so rude, I mean it's a poor guy.
Speaker 2:Maybe they didn't like how you touch their dogs, I don't know.
Speaker 4:I'm getting back to what I said. He had. He had consent in the car that bitch was driving itself. He could have torn it up and went right on about his business when he got done and then they would have claimed rape later.
Speaker 2:That's the new thing.
Speaker 4:He was in a Tesla. It probably recorded everything that was said.
Speaker 2:Uh, I think that you were just a free ride home and they were just flirting with you to flirt with you and get a free ride.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I, I, that's the lighting I was trying to be nice, it's either. Oh, that's the lighting. I was trying to be nice. It's either oh, you ugly, fuck. No, it's either that, or like you went up to their dog and you were like so not a masculine person. You walked up to the dog and they were like oh fuck, no thanks, peace out yeah you think he looked at the dog and went jesus yes, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2:So we're telling this poor man that they were more into the car. They weren't interested. Why would they be into?
Speaker 4:it.
Speaker 1:They were into it and then they weren't Money. So you did something. Money Drams and jams.
Speaker 2:I think people with this.
Speaker 1:No, because sometimes you can even get over the like baby talk with the dog if you're into the money fully.
Speaker 4:Unless dog with the dog, if you're into the money fully, unless it was somebody speaking from some experience that seemed a little too knowledgeable. Yeah, I don't know. I wish that part didn't take so long. Uh, dear hams and jams. I was sitting eating lunch with my wife a few days ago and she was telling me that she's running out of space on her phone and that she has been having trouble sending messages and couldn't receive any sort of media.
Speaker 2:The fuck do you have on your phone?
Speaker 1:She has had to regulate what she takes pictures of deleting old pictures, videos, etc.
Speaker 4:To which I suggested simply buying more cloud storage and backing everything up and doing a mass delete of photos, et cetera, on her phone to free up some space. She didn't even acknowledge my suggestion and, almost without hesitation, simply deleted our entire text log, right in front of me, saying that it was the quickest way for her to free up space. I can't help but feel a little awestruck and hurt, as if I hadn't just given her a perfectly good option for clearing up space, but to then turn around and ignore it completely and wipe our message history clear without even so much as batting an eye. Time out.
Speaker 1:You gotta stop. We're not having this discussion. Nope, come back. Come're not having this discussion. Nope, come back. Come back with a better story.
Speaker 2:When do you have a real problem?
Speaker 1:When you have a real fucking problem.
Speaker 2:Set me back with some real drama when you find out that she has 10,000 dick pics on her phone and that's why she doesn't have any space.
Speaker 4:Yeah, maybe that's it. We'll get there. For context, I travel a lot for work, work so a lot of our days are shared via messages. The next day I told her that it kind of bothered me and hurt a little when she did that, to which she responded with I'm not responsible for how you feel, which honestly didn't serve to make the situation any less painful. It's about the only thing she's done wrong ams and jams. Am I overreacting?
Speaker 2:yes yeah, my god you're. You're upset about text messages, is she not your fucking wife? Yeah, and he's upset that she deleted their entire text history okay our entire text history should be deleted if either one of us get picked up by the police. That's the first thing I'm doing is deleting our text messages. I've already done it a couple times. We should Deleted him or the text messages.
Speaker 4:No, the text messages I've been deleted and our text messages have been deleted.
Speaker 2:Because people should not be able to read what we say to each other.
Speaker 1:No, Absolutely not, which I have to tell you a story about Audrey later. Cannot tell it on here. Um, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, what.
Speaker 1:You are fucking ridiculous. Go to sleep. You're trying to start. Yeah, why do you think he's so worried about it? You need a fucking nap.
Speaker 2:There's got to be something else that you are that worried about. Whether or not she has your messages, you still have them. About whether or not she has your messages, you still have them.
Speaker 1:You can screenshot those and send them to her if it's something you want her to fucking remember. I don't understand.
Speaker 2:this Is there sentimental value in text messages? No, not to me, unless it's from someone that I don't necessarily talk to or and then you still keep them. Maybe a cute message that you've sent me a time or two, I might like screenshot it Like a deep pick or something. I sent a cute message, honey. You don't want your dick to be thought of as cute.
Speaker 1:Wow, this is a little baby. All right, all right.
Speaker 4:When did I become the focus of this letter?
Speaker 2:When you tried to defend him. This is why did you bring this to us. You really listened to us and said yeah, they'll like this one.
Speaker 1:They'll understand. I thought this one through. No Get with Tesla guy, because that's all.
Speaker 2:You and him sound like a good match. Or you know what Panty guy he'd.
Speaker 4:probably be good one too, yeah all of them can just get together this week. Yep, maybe the answer to this week's ams and jams is that yep, get together okay, I don't think we helped anyone this week. It's time to talk about one thing I love Jams is ready. We helped the first girl. What was the first girl? Get the fuck out 10 years or not. Oh, because of the panties.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I disagree yeah well, you're a creep.
Speaker 2:And it says we don't ask you, he didn't sniff the panties.
Speaker 4:He took a picture of them.
Speaker 2:No, he didn't. He touched someone else's dirty panties, anyway, touching them. I'm not touching any other adult woman's dirty panties. Are you going to touch somebody else's panties If I'm picking them up?
Speaker 1:Why are you picking them up?
Speaker 2:Maybe they're on the floor.
Speaker 1:I would you don't go in somebody else's house or area or be in their room or in their room in the closet, looking for her dirty clothes. Oh, here's the thing, because she starts out and says, creep, he has a fetish with panties. There is no way that's not happening.
Speaker 4:I don't care.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:How much do you think you could earn with this guy?
Speaker 1:I mean, you know what dude.
Speaker 2:Maybe you shouldn't have been so mean. Turns out you're about to need to pay for a divorce.
Speaker 4:Maybe the two of you could have made some money here and you just missed your opportunity.
Speaker 2:Dude, hit me up. You ready for him to sniff my panties?
Speaker 1:He's not here. I mean, send those bitches off, I'll seal them for you. Okay, you can have them, but I'm charging. Oh my God, I wish, I wish I could I wish I could.
Speaker 4:I think that should have been our podcast this week.
Speaker 2:Different ways you could make money.
Speaker 1:We'd have to have a special guest.
Speaker 4:Oh, hello, I want to talk to you all right, something you love, it's something you hate. Oh shit, ams some one thing you love, one thing you hate I love candy eight pounds of it yeah, uh, I hate not having candy?
Speaker 2:That's it.
Speaker 4:Is that really your answer? I don't know. I was trying to be funny. God, amanda, one thing you love, one thing you hate.
Speaker 2:I love Isabelle's new cute little glasses.
Speaker 4:Those are super cute.
Speaker 2:I hate that it's dark at the time I get home.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's only going to get worse. You know daylight savings is ends in two weeks, november the 2nd.
Speaker 1:And we got to spring forward? No, we got to fall back.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so you'll get an extra hour, but that means when you get home at 430, it's dark yeah but, Stupid.
Speaker 1:I get it's dark, yeah, but Stupid I can't get out of sleep, the one thing I love.
Speaker 4:I love captured moments like that picture you caught with me and the three girls this morning. That was a great picture.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you need to try to catch some of her. That's exactly what I said. He said it would be better if.
Speaker 2:I was in it. He takes pictures of me. Oh see, I just don't let him do anything with them, because they're never very cute.
Speaker 1:Yeah, men don't think about that very often he does.
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