My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
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Navigating the hilarity of having both my wife and ex-wife in the studio is just the beginning. Ever tried balancing the chaos of shiny foreheads and the madness of portrait mode while tackling the universal struggles of missing out on Taylor Swift tickets? We have! Join Amanda, Jamie, and Denny as we laugh, bicker, and navigate the unique dynamics of our blended family in our latest episode of "My Wife, My Ex-Wife and Me." From matching tattoos to the antics of fantasy football, every conversation is filled with unexpected turns and comedic chaos.
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I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams the ex-wife.
Speaker 2:And I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 4:That peace and happiness might be found there. You gave me hope, and now, now we have to say goodbye Ouch, if there's any bitches in this room. Then there's something I gotta say. For all the fools who fell, for the first Girl who comes their way. Way I've been down that road and now I'm back, sitting on square one, one Trying to pick myself up when I started from.
Speaker 3:My Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me, starts now, Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. My name is Denny Bruins. I will be your hostess, with host, not hostess.
Speaker 1:That's a girl.
Speaker 3:That's a ding dong.
Speaker 1:And, by the way, I decide I quit. So it's just going to be me, my wife and my son. My son, you can't quit.
Speaker 3:One of my six kids. You might be looking at us a little different today. We are in portrait mode. How do we feel about portrait?
Speaker 6:mode. I sent you a message about it. Don't care, jamie's face is mostly covered.
Speaker 3:What's it covered by?
Speaker 6:The like comment section. That's okay.
Speaker 2:They can only see her forehead. The shiny part oh fuck Brayden, that's fucking rude Dude, mine's shiny too. Look at it, let me see.
Speaker 3:Show me a picture of what we're talking about.
Speaker 6:I did. I texted it to you. What are you on? We're everywhere.
Speaker 3:No, facebook, we're on. So here's where we're at. It's a new day at my wife, my ex-wife and me. We are on YouTube, we're on Facebook. We're on Twitch. We now have a Twitch.
Speaker 6:I don't even know what that is. We're on.
Speaker 3:Twitch, we're on X it's a gaming thing and we're on Instagram, but you can find us in any of these. She's not leaving.
Speaker 6:I am, I'm quit, you can't quit. She's left a couple times. She comes back.
Speaker 3:I have the tattoo to prove it. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:That's the second time, by the way, I know.
Speaker 1:I'm sure Amanda loves to hear it.
Speaker 3:She sees it, you guys have matching tattoos.
Speaker 6:I almost forget that I have a tattoo back there.
Speaker 3:Show them our other matching tattoo. Hers can't now. It's a blob of colors.
Speaker 1:Oh no, that's not the same tattoo, the one on your ankle where's it at on you?
Speaker 3:I'm not, it's gone. You're not going to disclose, no, it's on my hip. I fucking hate you so much. Look at Amanda giving me the eye.
Speaker 4:Look at one eye smaller than the other there's a whole lot going on.
Speaker 6:I fucking hate you so much. Look at Amanda giving me the eye. Look at one eye smaller than the other. She's actually mad at me. There's a whole lot going on.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 6:What's going?
Speaker 3:on Share with the class. She can't say some of this stuff.
Speaker 6:I can't say some of the things that are being said on the YouTubes. Right now there's spam people fighting on our YouTube accounts. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm reading some. Wow, I'm reading some. Wow, oh, her's reading some, yeah.
Speaker 6:We don't know those people or what they're talking about.
Speaker 3:I can't see any of them, so it's okay with me, that's okay.
Speaker 1:How can you not see it?
Speaker 2:I don't know Rocking and rolling though.
Speaker 3:Are we okay? Do we need to alert the authorities?
Speaker 1:Is that Puffstar? I?
Speaker 3:Puffstar oh, is it some porn? Do we have some porn? No, no.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's a dove Dove. What would Dove Star, I Star Dove be.
Speaker 6:I don't know. I don't think there's a reason to.
Speaker 3:Yeah. To encourage them, no, so here we go. Let's do some introductions, would you like? Why not? Let's go ahead and start with my ex-wife to my left. Let's all say hello to my ex-wife. Jamie, you ruined everything.
Speaker 4:You stupid bitch, so stupid. You ruined everything. You stupid stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things, so many things and wants the world to burn. You're a bitch Bitch.
Speaker 1:You're a stupid bitch and lose some weight Say hello Jams, hello Jams.
Speaker 3:How are you doing this evening? I'm doing good A little Friday. We started the show and I wasn't recording, so then I had to hurry up and scurry. You only missed a couple seconds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we fixed it.
Speaker 3:If you look on Facebook last week, you can see me just staring at the screen Before I realized that you weren't live For no reason. We weren't live. So yeah, how you doing tonight? What are you?
Speaker 1:doing over there. I am so sad that we couldn't get Taylor Swift tickets.
Speaker 3:You didn't have $4,000 to go.
Speaker 2:If we put all our money in a pile. I don't think we could. I know.
Speaker 1:I hate that there's so much I don't think you'd be going, that's for sure.
Speaker 3:I could probably make one or two.
Speaker 1:All right, I'm just saying I'm trying to find our live actually so, jams, you're back, you're.
Speaker 3:I was distracted. Hold on, yep, you're distracted. Do you see with you what's our daughter's name, audrey? Audrey, this is our shared daughter, is that correct? Yeah. Would you look at your doodle from last week and tell me what you wrote? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Misspelled.
Speaker 1:No, it's not. Where the fuck's the D?
Speaker 6:Where's the D A-U-D, where's the Jamie? That's a B or a P at best, without a top or a bottom on it.
Speaker 2:A hundred percent an A without a doubt.
Speaker 6:Well, even if she was supposed to add a stick, it would be a B.
Speaker 1:No, it's all capital. Well, okay, it's supposed to be a capital D.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's a capital D surrounded by all lowercase, all lowercase letters in the middle of her name.
Speaker 6:I know.
Speaker 3:Looks like Aubrey without the stick.
Speaker 1:Okay, but it's not oh.
Speaker 2:I got it corrected, then it's a.
Speaker 1:D.
Speaker 2:I don't know why you guys think it's not, it's not it's.
Speaker 6:Audrey, I noticed Bella's fucking name Jams is just missing the D.
Speaker 1:No, I'm.
Speaker 3:Show the picture. She likes a big D. Does that look like Audrey to anyone?
Speaker 1:I think it does.
Speaker 3:Well, of course you do. You wrote it, but to me that says Aubrey M and then defended it that doesn't even say B.
Speaker 6:That's A-U, maybe an A-R-E-Y. There's far too many vowels in that.
Speaker 1:No, it's a, it's a big D. No, it's a, it's a big d, big, it's a big d hey, let's introduce brayden, shall we?
Speaker 3:god uh, across from me, uh, brayden, where have you been before we go anywhere? You haven't been here for a coon's age, as they say.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's quite a while. Um so, but of my first absence, let me tell you a story. Oh well, here, before we do that, introduce me.
Speaker 3:Here's Brayden. Oh, you got the right one.
Speaker 2:You do, I'm back the other one yes. So Amanda can get in a good look. She's already faked Just dance. It's just one of these.
Speaker 3:Let me see if I can find it. You, let me see if I can find it. You want the newest intro it makes, which I don't have it, because you suck. No, big D's, I probably should not be playing that one?
Speaker 1:Why? Whose bag is this?
Speaker 6:Yours, one of the girls' it is quite the.
Speaker 1:Isabella or all the hypers.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell her, you ate it. I tell you what Ams. Take it from the top and introducing Brayden, oh, shit.
Speaker 6:I don't remember how it starts, I just know it says you're a dumb motherfucker. Oh, that starts either.
Speaker 4:Dropped on your head by your mother can't find it so here we go oh, across from me, it's young brayden hey peckerhead, maybe you should try a bit harder. It's the Amanda remix.
Speaker 1:You've got shit for friends, Hello Brayden.
Speaker 3:Hi how are you doing today?
Speaker 2:I am a sleepy boy. Why?
Speaker 3:are you so sleepy?
Speaker 2:It's been a rough three months.
Speaker 6:Because we had to chase children for six miles yesterday, dude.
Speaker 4:Why are you such a dumb, motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker. Yesterday, dude, why are you such a dumb motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, were you dropped on your head by your mother, by your mother, by your mother. Why are you such a dumb, motherfucker, motherfucker?
Speaker 3:She's working the mic too.
Speaker 4:Check that out. Were you dropped on your head by your mother, by your mother, by your mother, by your mother, she's harmonizing.
Speaker 6:I've never seen that look on her face. I should get Braxton's guitar and learn how to play that.
Speaker 2:Fucking, pull that out at Christmas. I've seen Amanda on Christmas morning. That face couldn't hold a candle to Christmas morning.
Speaker 6:Christmas morning I've had 30 minutes of sleep and fought with him the last six hours.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, every fucking time. Actually, you guys did not fight. Last year Were we in separate rooms.
Speaker 4:Did they sleep somewhere else?
Speaker 3:No, we haven't fought really for the last couple of years.
Speaker 6:It was just that one time that you were there that we really fought. Yeah, you caused us to fight.
Speaker 2:So let me just take everybody on a journey. First, I would like to start off with some geographical statistics. I'd like to take you guys on a journey with that. How far away would you say Colorado, is Denver Colorado Miles?
Speaker 1:Whatever, 17 hours is 17 hours and 35 minutes or 45 minutes.
Speaker 2:It's 15 hours and 35 minutes and it's 1200 miles away. Let me tell you who drove, all 1200 of them, pd.
Speaker 6:Let me tell you who drove not you, because we've already heard the other version from gary the whole way I drove there oh, you're on the whole way but not on the way back on the whole way back.
Speaker 2:He couldn't, he had because he was scared you were going to kill him well, that's because I wore myself out so he could get rested up for 30 seconds of a fight. I drove 17 hours the whole way there for.
Speaker 1:I don't even think it was 30 seconds. No, it was Colorado. Who gives a shit? I do?
Speaker 3:They drove there and, oh my God, that whole, that whole thing.
Speaker 6:They didn't even stay that night, they literally drove there. And, oh my God, that whole, that whole thing. They didn't even stay that night, they literally drove there.
Speaker 2:They woke up, went to the match Garrett was- on the phone with violence and he said what are you doing? Because she's just trying to get some joy out of him. And he says sit in the room. And I was like you're damn right, rest up. Your leg hurts, doesn't it? And then she said well, why don't you guys go do something fun? You already paid for the room. Don't give a shit, somebody will get you your money back. I'll get you somebody to get you your money back. We're leaving.
Speaker 6:I'll get you somebody to get your money back, not I'll get you your money back.
Speaker 1:Wait, I am so confused, so, like you guys, didn't go in.
Speaker 2:So we left Thursday. Right, we left Thursday. We got there Thursday around 10, 1030. We got to the hotel room Friday, hung out. Saturday the match Walked in there.
Speaker 3:They were back in time for breakfast on Sunday morning.
Speaker 2:The stick. So the floor, the floor of this venue, the floor of this venue, this whole thing.
Speaker 6:He did say it was the grossest venue he's ever been to. He said it was disgusting.
Speaker 2:Not to mention the goddamn building was the size of your basement. I'm thinking I'm coming in to I might see Conor McGregor. I don't know. I might see somebody this is a national fight. And I hear it's like Squidward walking and there's just people in there just fighting and I was like hey, has this started? Are we late? And he was like no, you draw them. And I got to go weigh in, so stay here.
Speaker 3:And I'm like is that how this works?
Speaker 2:Do you smell?
Speaker 6:what this smells like. Oh yeah, those places, never, never are good.
Speaker 3:We went to one. I actually had COVID and didn't know it. We drove.
Speaker 6:We had a basketball game, left the basketball game immediately and hauled ass to Ohio.
Speaker 3:I forgot that part.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we were coaching a basketball game. It got over. We left the minute the game got over, drove all the way to Ohio, stopped for some McDonald's because Denny was so hungry. Where'd you get your shirt? I ordered it off Facebook Back to me. Where'd?
Speaker 2:you get your shirt.
Speaker 6:I ordered it on Facebook Back to me and, anywho, we go into this little tiny, teeny tiny building and room and I said, hey, it's so steamy and hot in here you can't see through the windows and it smells like sweaty balls.
Speaker 1:Sweaty balls, that was going to be far more graphic.
Speaker 2:I'm getting myself ready. Garrett wears jeans here. It looks like I'm competing. It's like I got the whole get up. I got my sweatshirt on my sweats. I'm wearing Crocs. I got my sketchies on. It looks like I'm fighting.
Speaker 6:Except he looks like the fighter.
Speaker 2:We go through all of the nonsense. We go through all of the nonsense. We go through all of it. Right, I'm just I'm literally just sitting there watching and at this point I'm playing games on my phone Like I don't know what any of that. Who got a point? Who won? There was no point, exactly. I was like I don't know how any of this works. And then he says there's the warm up, matt, and I said you mean the one with 30 people?
Speaker 3:on it right now. And he was like you know what's funny is? I was watching you guys on the feed.
Speaker 2:So it starts like Garrett, he says oh, you could watch it yeah it was YouTube live, yeah, but if you blinked, you missed it.
Speaker 3:That's how fast that match was.
Speaker 2:So we're in the. Do you think he like Hold on, I'll tell you about it. I'm doing that right now. So we're sitting there waiting for him and he's like I drew last and I was like get warm, start moving. You want me to start smacking you or something, and we walk up. It's finally his turn and he is going up against the most handsome dude I've ever seen.
Speaker 6:He's an Australian.
Speaker 2:I was like the most handsome you've ever seen. I'm telling Garrett, I'm like hey, nobody belongs here more than you. Come on now. Nobody's bigger than you, nobody's better than you, let's go come on, let's get this.
Speaker 6:I saw most of those guys. They were all bigger than him.
Speaker 2:I smacked him on his back as he walks on the mat.
Speaker 6:I'm in the chair and he's recording and he told you don't speak.
Speaker 2:Oh, I thought he said don't told don't yell things out no, no, he didn't say that I was. He was. He was going out there and I could tell by his face. He was like this dude's better than me, he's gonna beat me he's. He's been doing this longer than me. I shouldn't be here and I'm just like all right, now, come on, let's set the pace, get up there, be aggressive. And before the v and aggressive, left my mouth. He tapped fight, fight was over. I was like Should he have.
Speaker 3:No, he hurt his knee or his ankle.
Speaker 6:He was hurt beforehand.
Speaker 2:I was just in the car for 18 hours. That leg better fall off. That leg better fall off. If we're going to tap like that, If we're going to tap this fast, Make sure he takes it home with him. And the second, I see it. I'm like, well, that just, I mean there's going to be no more noise the rest of this trip. I'm not even going to hear him breathe and I'm just like yeah, could you drive 18 hours for 30 seconds?
Speaker 6:I mean those people on the Chris Hansen specials. Do it. You guys are being generous with 30 seconds.
Speaker 2:And that's what I'm. That's why I was saying, like you're, you're surprised that we drove home and you guys are surprised that I didn't make it the whole way back. I made it five hours and I was like you're rested up, aren't you?
Speaker 6:you're driving he also said you were fighting and doing 90.
Speaker 3:yeah, he said he was so afraid he was going to stay alive because he said you were two fingers and driving 95 it was 85 and I was getting my schedule from my children.
Speaker 2:Really, yes, except you got pulled over that was going 90 on the way back in the. In the, in the douchebag is the corporal, something of the Colorado police. He clocked me four miles back and he did some driving to catch me. And I'm in a Subaru and I turn around and I'm like, oh he's coming for me With your mother.
Speaker 3:I took her to Virginia when we were dating and we were 15 minutes away from our destination and I was in my little cavaleo and my speedometer was straight down. I remember that and I look in my rearview mirror. It's like three in the morning. I look in my rear view and way off I see just a little flashing blue. It's a little something, just a little tiny twinkle.
Speaker 3:What is that? And Angie, my ex-wife, says I don't see anything. And I said I definitely see something, excuse me. And so we're driving, we're driving and I'm like that's getting closer, that's getting closer, and now I haven't let off, I'm still moving and I finally think to myself I need to exit because I wasn't the forward thinker than I am now. And so I look and I'm like oh yeah, that's definitely a cop. And he pulled me over and he walks up to the side of my car and there's's a sign in Virginia that says radar detectors are illegal. Shut them off. And I had one. I mean, this is 1994.
Speaker 3:So I pull over and I'd been running hard because we were close and my car is steaming because I'm moving so fast. So the cop walks up and he's moving and he was like you know why I pulled you over? I said yeah, I got a pretty good idea. And he said you know how fast you were going? I said no, sir, I'm sorry, I don't. He said you know what the posted speed limit is? No, sir, he said it's 65, I got you at 96 and I said thank god. So I'm like I, I think I'm being cute and I'd heard it on like the bob and tom show or something. I was like, well, you must have caught me slowing down and he's.
Speaker 6:And he said he didn't think that was no, he did not think it was funny. The virginia cops don't think that's very funny. Indiana cops maybe.
Speaker 3:Here's what he says license registration and radar detector. Well, I already had that thing off the window and under the seat, so I've him the Driver's license registration. He said radar detector and I'm digging for it Because I know.
Speaker 6:He's going to confiscate it.
Speaker 3:So he said, sir, I know you have A radar detector. And I said I'm trying to get it. And he said okay. And he said so he Goes back to his car and he comes back and it's still Smoking. And he comes up To my window and he said so he goes back to his car and he comes back and it's still smoking. And he comes up to my window and he said what's smoking? It was steam, because I was running hard.
Speaker 4:That was a four-cylinder engine.
Speaker 3:Going 96, dude Going 96. That thing was putting in overtime In the mountains and he told me. He said I've chased you for 14 miles, he said I had you.
Speaker 3:He was so mad. But I told him. I said how did you know? I had a radar detector. And now he's cool. He's like come back to my car and I'll show you. So I go back to his car, he plugs it in and this thing on his dash starts going nuts and I'm like okay, he said they're illegal here. He said if you promise not to plug it in, I'll give it back to you.
Speaker 6:Does it interfere with their stuff?
Speaker 3:Well, you just shouldn't have it to evade. So anyway, I'm sitting there, I'm like look, I want to be a policeman. I don't want this to affect me, did you have the tattoo? Yes, I had the tattoo Dude.
Speaker 2:Check it out, they're brothers, brothers at arms.
Speaker 3:So he then says to me he says here's your ticket, mr Broins, you may not leave the state Now. We're just here for three or three days, like Friday, saturday, sunday.
Speaker 6:And I'm like I'm sorry what I don't live here. I got to leave I got to go home.
Speaker 3:That's what I said. I got a job. He said well, that's, you're going to call him, let him know I gotta leave. I gotta go home. That's what I said. I got a job. He said well, that's, you're gonna have to call him and let him know. He said because you, this is criminal and you, you know this reckless driving. I'm like you didn't cut me a break. He said yeah, I cut your break. I'm not taking you to jail now.
Speaker 2:You know what, sir, you got it Actually seeing who I should put me in jail.
Speaker 3:Let me get. Yeah, you should have ran away.
Speaker 2:Easy, easy.
Speaker 1:Oh sorry, so yeah.
Speaker 2:I am not you.
Speaker 3:So I, you know, I go back and I'm freaking out because now I think I'm going to jail. I'm going to be here on Monday. I got to wait on a judge. Yeah, I got to have a hearing. I'm going to be here until Tuesday of next month, Like. And so I started working the phones Monday morning, calling. I finally got them and they said you can go home. They sent me a $690 ticket in 1994 for that. And I never paid it, dude.
Speaker 6:So you can't drive in Virginia or California Can't drive in Virginia.
Speaker 3:Did you see the?
Speaker 6:thing about the California. Yes.
Speaker 3:What I did a. I did a. I checked on the reciprocating laws to make sure that it wouldn't affect me and I was like I'm not ever going back there.
Speaker 2:I looked at Garrett. Garrett, just in his smug, stupid bottom lip covering his top teeth. Look that he just does. He looked at me. He said that's going to be expensive and I said I'm not paying it. And and he said dude really.
Speaker 3:And I was like I don't give a shit, I'll never be back to Colorado.
Speaker 1:I am just so sad because like turns out.
Speaker 2:I got an unpaid one in Ohio too.
Speaker 1:Now Ohio could catch ya yeah, because you have to go there license suspended in Ohio.
Speaker 3:Oh, that mine was too. Mine was too so.
Speaker 1:Al said, damn it Al said.
Speaker 2:I'm doing 90 and the cop's the douche bag no, alf. The cop's the douchebag, no, alf. The cop's the douchebag for chasing me for 10 miles.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he should have just let you go.
Speaker 2:I was doing 90 to 75. Leave me alone. That's only 25 over yeah in a 75.
Speaker 6:90 in a 75.
Speaker 3:Look how righteous she is right now. Look at that Perfect.
Speaker 2:Garrett looks at me and I start pulling over. He's like dude, that's fast. And I was like 15, quit it. It's 70. This is the highest posted speed limit in the.
Speaker 6:US 90 doesn't feel fast, not since you've been married to me. That's doing the math. I sent him a picture of my car today and my truck yesterday and I guarantee you that speedometer was 86 or higher.
Speaker 2:Garrett also tried to kill us and it turned out to be my fault. He puts me in one of his stupid little wrist locks that he doesn't know how much hurts it hurts. So he snatches me up real fast and we're going 85 curves coming up. Let me go I said I'm still going through a divorce. Dude, what do you think I give a shit?
Speaker 6:I'm in debt.
Speaker 2:This is over I start punching him and defending myself and then he starts freaking out about the road and didn't even know jerking or anything. I just just slowly turned and I was like I start defending myself yet again. He's like you just got a bug up your ass, Don't you? You just, I mean, you're just a grump, aren't you? He started like talking to me Like I was a child, Like you're just grump today, aren't you? And I called him out for his thing. Him, you know how violence, when she just wants you to stop talking, she just goes right, right. So Garrett starts doing that to me as he is asking me questions and I go hey, by the way, I know you're doing that. Violence does the same shit to me. I just want you both to know I've caught you, I've got no Right Right and he just he, he, 100 percent.
Speaker 2:He smiled the the brightest he's ever smiled is the smartest thing I've ever came up with. I was like I know what you bastards are doing to me. He looked at you and go yeah, good job, it took you long enough, we was. Whatever dude, introduce your wife, we was.
Speaker 3:Hi honey, you ready to be an intro? That's not even half.
Speaker 2:That's not even half. We haven't even gotten into my other half.
Speaker 3:We haven't even gotten into it on your wife, your wife, or yeah, oh boy. Hey, let's introduce my wife before we get to that. By the way, if you're with us on x or twitch, which we are now new on twitch, uh, we are live on instagram. Thank you for watching, and this is my wife.
Speaker 5:Mandarin Bad bitch can have bad days. How's it going, baby?
Speaker 6:Did you switch their screens? Because Braden's not paying attention, so now he gets to be not seen.
Speaker 3:I think I'm just going to rotate us all down through the comment section.
Speaker 1:Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 6:Alf says Colorado and Indiana are members of the same interstate driver's license compact, which means that a driver's license from one state is valid or invalid in the other. Going to have to pay you need to look at those reciprocating laws.
Speaker 2:Appreciate that, Alfred. Thank you for tuning in.
Speaker 1:Well, at least he saved you from getting your.
Speaker 2:You guys just saw my net worth.
Speaker 3:I mean, drop another $600. You know what his net worth is now, negative $34,600.
Speaker 6:I'm about to get rid of my only asset, man Cha-ching.
Speaker 3:Honey, how was the week that was?
Speaker 6:The week that was was exciting.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tell us about it.
Speaker 6:I got the worst conversation well, not conversation. Start of a conversation that you could expect.
Speaker 3:Will you marry me?
Speaker 6:No, no, no, my assistant.
Speaker 2:Mrs Rowans, you're pregnant.
Speaker 3:That was close, we were worried.
Speaker 6:My assistant director came in and said hey. I'll stay in your classroom. The director needs to talk to you.
Speaker 2:Oh God what'd I do? You found the podcast.
Speaker 3:We always worry about that.
Speaker 1:Oh no, amanda, we're gonna have to let you go. I am loving.
Speaker 6:But no, I actually ended up getting not I don't kind of a promotion. I'm getting moved to a different room. I'm gonna be in Piper's room now, which will be super fun to navigate, and a slight race.
Speaker 1:So really excited about that. Piper was so excited when she heard it last night. She said You're going to be in my class, You're going to be in my room.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I came in with all my stuff. Oh, you told her I was telling Jamie and Piper was there, and then she heard Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:Is he a ghost spider?
Speaker 6:Izzy hasn't figured it out yet.
Speaker 3:I think you're making more out of that than you need to, probably.
Speaker 6:What.
Speaker 3:But, yeah. I'm trying to be over-prepared for it.
Speaker 6:I guess maybe is the thing.
Speaker 1:For what?
Speaker 6:But it'll be fun, I'm excited and how to deal with Piper in the classroom if she's going to be jealous. Other kids especially, since two kids in that class just moved out of my current class Into that class, yeah, and so they've been missing me, in fact, the one little boy. Every time I go in to pick up Piper, he goes Miss Amanda, I'm right here, I'm right here, like, I'm there to see you. I'm like hi, buddy, I'm not here to take you back. I'm so sorry you live here now. Wow, now you're going to be in there. Now I'm going to be in there. Don't go in that room anymore. You know what she told me. I have to get Piper, you know what she said to me.
Speaker 4:She said I'm going to have her call me, Miss Amanda.
Speaker 3:I said no, she is going to call you mom.
Speaker 6:I don't want the other kids to be upset.
Speaker 3:Don't care, she's going to be like hey, Amanda. That's better than dickhead, Make me some mac and cheese bitch Right now.
Speaker 6:I got to tell you, none of our children have said the F word as many times as Piper.
Speaker 3:That's because she doesn't give a fuck. That's the problem.
Speaker 1:She says hey, daddy you're a dickhead.
Speaker 3:She does, and she says it just like that Dickhead does everything and she says it just like that dickhead. And I'm like, yes, I hate you because of that. It's time. It's time for this week's tgc sod family fantasy football league update, where we get you caught up to the happenings in our. What are you doing over there, james? Nothing. You look so cozy during the update.
Speaker 2:She's about to enjoy the show. She does enjoy the show, yeah, but she's about to enjoy me having to do something dumb three times. I'm so excited. Oh boy, are you?
Speaker 3:So here it is the TGC SOD Family Fantasy Football League. Update Brayden, take it away From week six. Okay, hold on.
Speaker 2:We have to explain it. We are four weeks behind, due to myself, not we. On the wheel.
Speaker 6:Because we updated everybody else about you getting your ass handed to you.
Speaker 2:Repeatedly, I heard oh, at least you're listening. Hold on now. Don't talk too fast, because I got a broadcast for you. How many times does it take? So the first matchup of week six the Busted Biscuits. Take on the Enablers, let's get right down to 121-97. I mean, I just cannot seem to catch a break. I cannot seem to catch a break. The second matchup B-Wee's Beast against Jambalamba. Got your ass whipped.
Speaker 6:That's a can of whip ass.
Speaker 1:And how many?
Speaker 6:times did he haunt you? Oh my God, so many Taunt, taunt I said taunt.
Speaker 2:You said haunt.
Speaker 6:No, I said taunt it was 169 to 99.
Speaker 1:I got it. Wow, yeah, wow, are you the?
Speaker 6:worst thing? No, he's still lost with 97.
Speaker 2:And then Team M against the Squaws 144 to 120. I'm going to hit Audrey the next time I see her. She's still undefeated. I'm going to hit her the next time I see her.
Speaker 6:I just said hey, honey, you need to set your lineup because you've got several people not playing. She said I need someone to help me. I don't know how to do it 144.
Speaker 2:I need someone to help me.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to do it 144 to 120.
Speaker 2:And I said, sorry, not going to be me, 144 to 120. And she couldn't care less, couldn't care less.
Speaker 3:So who is the wheel spinner for that week?
Speaker 2:That'd be myself, with 97 points.
Speaker 3:All right, so here we go. I should have looked up. Are you ready to spin the wheel, braden? Yeah, now here's the deal. Brayden had the lowest points of the four of us, so now we're going to spin the wheel and he has to perform, whatever the punishment is. Are we ready? Yeah. Brayden, are you excited?
Speaker 2:No, because you added more singing I did.
Speaker 1:Like different songs or the same one.
Speaker 2:I want to lip sing. I want to know what love is. I know every word. I'm going to have to sing it to completion.
Speaker 3:You got to do it with feeling I know I'm going to have to sing it.
Speaker 2:I can't do that. I'm going to take my shirt off.
Speaker 3:I don't want to do that here it goes In three, two.
Speaker 2:Just don't be singing Whammies, no whammies, no whammies, no whammies.
Speaker 3:Oh, this is one of my favorites Stick a pencil in your nose for 12 minutes At least it's not your butt, no Like, can it not be? And it's got to stay in there for 12 minutes. The time is 1046.
Speaker 6:Oh wait, I got a timer right here.
Speaker 2:He's got this. Would you like the week seven update? Yeah?
Speaker 3:Go ahead with the week seven 12 minutes right, 12 minutes, not 17?.
Speaker 2:No, so week seven, I cannot take you seriously right now. The Berenstain busted Boy, it's staying in there too. Hold on the Berenstain busted biscuits against the squaws. This here, boys and girls.
Speaker 3:Oh, time counts. Are you going to put that in your mouth? I'll put it in my other nose, though. Why are your nostrils so goddamn big? Who knew You're going to need to put an eraser around that thing to stay in there?
Speaker 6:You're going to need two pencils. You could put a second one in there.
Speaker 1:Here, use one of.
Speaker 2:Jam's markers.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 2:So markers? No, no. So berenstee busket biscuits 149 to 91.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah, that there is a quit pin, say I won tell me I beat you. Oh, brayden you're talking about 147 to 91 147 91.
Speaker 6:You know, even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then.
Speaker 4:Your quarterback had six yards, six yards.
Speaker 2:Dicks the next. This is miserable.
Speaker 3:I'm enjoying. I can't help but hope you get the next one. You have to put two in.
Speaker 2:The battle of the children. Same nostril, Team M. It's the only way they'll stay in Buck 56.6. Bee Wee's Beast 120.24. He should have to come down here and do something too. And then Jamba Lamba whooped the shit out of the old man. Buck 56 to 116. Sure did. That wasn't enough for me to lose and put anything in my butt. I know, I know, I know. Now we are on to week 8.
Speaker 1:Team M Wait a minute. Who's got a spin for that?
Speaker 2:That'd be Amanda with 91. P's oh here, we go oh want a Peasley night. Oh, I hope you get a pencil. If it's pencil, you get this one.
Speaker 6:Absolutely not.
Speaker 2:Are we ready?
Speaker 6:You still have 10 minutes and 16 seconds.
Speaker 3:There we go In three, two time. It was off a little bit.
Speaker 2:Sing something.
Speaker 3:Oh, it is. Oh, tell me what it is. Sing the wheels on the bus.
Speaker 6:Really I do that.
Speaker 2:17 times a day. You better sing it again.
Speaker 6:You want some hand motions too. Oh yeah, you got to do it all.
Speaker 3:Ready, Ready In three. Two the wheels on the bus go. No, no, no. You got to do it right. You got to do it with feelings. She's over here moving some shoulders. I'm dancing. She was talk rapping that. The wheels on the bus, how do you?
Speaker 6:know, that's not how I sing it to the kids. You can't, you have to sing it. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round all through the town. The wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish.
Speaker 3:The wipers on the bus, go swish, swish, swish all through the town. Just Brayden with that through his nose.
Speaker 6:The doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, open and shut. The doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town. Such bullshit. The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep beep.
Speaker 4:She had that planned.
Speaker 6:Beep, beep, beep. The horn on the bus goes beep, beep, beep All through the town. The people on the bus go up and down, up and down.
Speaker 3:That's only if you and I are on the bus.
Speaker 6:The people on the bus go up and down All through the town.
Speaker 1:It's okay, she's going to do every single one of them. Yeah, how many more verses are there?
Speaker 6:There's like three, three more. The babies on the bus go, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. The babies on the bus go, wah, wah, wah, all through the town.
Speaker 3:I have never been more disappointed in this podcast than right now.
Speaker 2:Look at you two.
Speaker 6:I got nine more minutes at least the mommies on the bus go.
Speaker 2:Not these mommies. Shut the hell up.
Speaker 6:Shut up. I'm gonna beat your ass All through the town.
Speaker 1:The daddy's on the bus Say I love you, I love.
Speaker 2:We're going to week eight.
Speaker 4:I can't do it anymore. Take week eight.
Speaker 2:I love you All through the town this is the big week, eight man Team M against the best Me 141 to 134. Why? The hell do I got to spin. I scored 134. B-weese Bees 98. Bring his little ass down here, I know he's still awake. B-weese Bees got beat down by his father 98 to 137. The Squaws got beat by Jambalamba Buck 40 to 137. I'm up, spin it. I hate this. I'm having to go deeper. Here we go.
Speaker 6:It's opening up my nostrils. Seven minutes and 30 seconds left Only 7.30 left, here we go.
Speaker 1:There are actually people watching you with a pencil.
Speaker 2:Ooh, everybody gets to come up with a hard word for Brayden to spell.
Speaker 3:Snuffleupagus. So you guys come up with one, here we go. I'll start so that I can find no Googling. Oh, whore no.
Speaker 1:Googling. Why am I a whore?
Speaker 3:Well, that's between you and Jesus. All right, brayden, I would like for you to spell the word vicarious. I don't feel v-i-k-c-a-r-i-o-u-k. Huh, you said k for vicarious. You fucking idiot.
Speaker 2:V-I-C-A-R-A-O-U-S.
Speaker 3:V-I-C-A-R-A-O-U-S. Oh, I wish I knew how to say that. One Alf. Oh, nah, I can't. I spelled a word.
Speaker 2:Spell it again no, I don't think I can do it the same way. Did I spell it right or not?
Speaker 3:you already missed it. Jams you're up, give him a hard word uh we're running out of time. I don't know cartwheel no spell nauseous.
Speaker 2:Ooh, that's a tough one. N-a-e-n-a-u-e-o-u-s.
Speaker 3:No, not even close. You should have to put that pencil in your butt if you don't get one right.
Speaker 6:Okay, amanda Honey your turn. Spell pterodactyl.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 6:Oh.
Speaker 2:Shit P-T-E-R. It's not E-R Is that right?
Speaker 3:No, I don't think it is. Oh, it is P-T-E-R A-R.
Speaker 2:D A-C-T. There's a Y in there, I think.
Speaker 6:There's a Y and an O Because we love you.
Speaker 3:How much more time on the pencil.
Speaker 2:Too long, five minutes or something. Five minutes and 17 seconds, so do you still?
Speaker 3:have one more week. Yes, no, so we're caught up.
Speaker 2:We're caught up. Currently we are in week nine and the Roosevelt enablers have 53 points on these squaws.
Speaker 1:I thought it was you, Amanda, you, you.
Speaker 3:That's what I thought too.
Speaker 2:You skipped you started Six me, seven, you eight me Got it.
Speaker 3:Okay so you survived, so give us an update on where we. Okay so you survived, so give us an update on where we stand now.
Speaker 2:I'm not so right now. The Biscuits and the Beast 0-0. The Enablers have 53.6 on the Squaws and Jambalamba has 32.6 to 4 on Team M.
Speaker 3:Raiden.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Nice job, he says handsome yeah.
Speaker 2:Who can make a pencil in your nose look as good. Nobody, nobody.
Speaker 3:So let's talk about. Let's talk about the man, let's talk about him. Let's talk about the man. Let's let's talk about him. Let's talk about the like. It's election season. How many of you, by show of hands, are tired of hearing about the election?
Speaker 2:Oh, me, me, me, me, me. No, I don't have any social media, so all the YouTube stuff is just funny.
Speaker 3:OK, so you're watching youtube videos? Yeah, and they are. So funny, you know, it's all parody is the ai generated videos now of donald trump it's getting it's vid.
Speaker 2:They're losing a step. Ai's losing a step. You can tell. Oh yeah, I watched a louis ck video. It was him. He was a hologram, it wasn't it. Can I take this out?
Speaker 6:No, you got three minutes and 30 seconds left.
Speaker 3:So when you keep hearing about Donald Trump starting at the you know, coming down the escalator and announcing his bid for president Right, and that was on the Simpsons. No, are you talking about like in the 90s? Yeah, you really believe that?
Speaker 2:yes, yes why'd you look at her for validation?
Speaker 1:no, I'm just saying like. No, I'm like I'm looking at anybody else like you really don't think so, like they show the clips of no, no, I think that happens, but I I don't know that I put as much stock into it and I'll tell you, I think it's weird.
Speaker 6:I think it just shows us how crazy shit is today, not how smart the simpsons people were, because that show sucks.
Speaker 3:It is crazy right now, the election cycle that we're in, how kamala got propelled into the spotlight, how Donald Trump has even survived. I'm not talking about assassination attempts, I'm talking about character assassinations.
Speaker 1:Do you think they faked it faked?
Speaker 2:what so there's rumors they tried to shoot him in the head.
Speaker 3:Oh are you talking about.
Speaker 2:The whole thing was staged yeah, I've heard that they tried to shoot him in the face.
Speaker 3:I saw a video or I saw a picture of the guy the same day they tried to shoot him in the face. I saw a video of, or I saw a picture of the guy the same day that tried to assassinate him. That guy's eye was in the back of his head. He was dead.
Speaker 2:They didn't fake that part well, not only is that dude dead, but they. They did everything in their power to kill the honorable no, I know, I don't know how honorable he is.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna say that.
Speaker 2:I'm saying that strictly for comedy, oh okay no, I'm I when I bring stuff up. I've reinserted this pencil in my nose seven times, just so everybody knows loyalty does not go away um, I just like to hear the stupid shit, because it's the only thing that keeps me sane. You know, the craziest thing about this is it's like our sitting president isn't even in the news anymore. That should just go to show that our elections are literally just for show.
Speaker 6:He was just in the news calling people garbage, he also he also took a presser.
Speaker 3:He ran off a helicopter. He did say that.
Speaker 2:He ran off a helicopter. He also took a presser. He ran off a helicopter. He definitely did say that he ran off a helicopter. Very oddly, jogged up to a news reporter, said I'm here to say sorry to the Indians and how we cheated their children, and then he scooted away. It was dude. He's senile but he's also not making the headlines now. His vice president is doing everything.
Speaker 6:It's comedy. That's funny because I simultaneously think she's doing nothing it's.
Speaker 3:It's just, we live in very strange times, and one thing that I wish would change is how you're. Either you agree with me or you're wrong. I'm I'm really tired of that rhetoric because, look, I would venture say, well, we'll stop short of what's it. Where's everybody voting Right? Because I don't want anybody to be villainized or vilified in the, in the and how sad is that.
Speaker 2:Well, that's exactly right. Not only that, but are they as crazy about Kamala as they were about Joe Biden? What do you mean? Crazy Supportive? Yeah, like supportive?
Speaker 3:I think yes, they are, Because in my opinion there is a look. There is the Trump derangement syndrome.
Speaker 6:Time's up.
Speaker 3:That sucked.
Speaker 6:Why don't you find one with an eraser instead of the metal? There isn't one. I've used that that has the sharpest pieces of metal sticking out of the end of it you're telling me there is trump derangement syndrome, and I believe that's what kamala's running on right.
Speaker 3:It just feels like she's running on everybody hating donald trump instead of here's what we're going to do.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's all about hey, that guy, that guy sucks. So vote for me, not vote for me because I'm good.
Speaker 2:Right, this is also like a high school, non-sanctioned, like just put.
Speaker 6:Two of the weirdest people who decided they should be the best in the school for absolutely no valid reason.
Speaker 2:Put like a regular girl in, put an irritating girl and a frat dude in a room and just listen to them. Yeah, and that's what I'm hearing Like Kamala I don't remember what debate it was, but I think it was actually their only debate. Kamala told him that his crowds are getting smaller and he's starting to lose his followers. It made him crumble. You're not going to talk about me. That's just not true. You've got to be able to.
Speaker 6:You don't have any more poise than that dude. Get it together.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. She can say that and that derails every one of your note cards.
Speaker 6:To be fair, you are throwing some rocks in the most fragile glass house.
Speaker 2:I'm not a goddamn presidential candidate.
Speaker 3:I agree with you, though I agree that he, that he being donald trump was he was easily distracted and kamala is. She's not a bad speaker. I mean she does the word salad thing you hear about all the time. But and her laugh she gets ruined for her well, the her biggest problem with her biggest problem right now that I hear. You know, when I listen to what she's saying is her dialect changes depending on who she's talking to, and I can't stand real Southern in the Southern states and then real like urban, real preppy and like real crisp talking in other states.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she and, but on the flip side.
Speaker 6:Trump. That's got to be a talent to change that much, though. Maybe she should take up acting.
Speaker 3:Well, I think she has Trump, though, on the other hand, he is different in that he has Trump, has like, recognized, I think, where the race is right now. So he's taking his foot off the gas. He's still out there, but the rhetoric is really down, in my opinion Now. Yesterday, or this couple of days ago, he said something about what's her name? Cheney, liz Cheney, you know, putting her up and shooting at her with, you know, nine guns pointed at her face. He did say it. I don't think he intended it the way it was said, but it certainly didn't sound great. It sounded good. And then, you know, but let's, let's look back. He's taken at least one bullet and he had another one. Try.
Speaker 6:You remember the video. I don't remember who it was that did it, but she made a art and, like, held it up on something on her show or whatever Of his head. His bloody bodiless head, she did. I mean so that goes on all sides.
Speaker 3:This all goes both ways, mark Cuban. I just read today that the Kamala campaign said hey, please stop talking on our behalf.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because he went on a podcast about it. He's out saying some stupid shit. Not only that, he's got some juice.
Speaker 3:But here's the other weird thing.
Speaker 2:There's like every word that's being said is being hung on for both sides, and that's why Trump is taking his foot off the gas, because he knows that she can get to him.
Speaker 2:And now let's also. Kamala was a prosecutor in her early days, before she got into politics. She was a prosecutor. That woman thrives off of arguments, that's right. He does not. He thrives off of making fun with you, making fun of you and being more witty than you. Yeah, she is on the. She's, on the other hand, like nope, I've got points, I've got arguments with them and like that is. I think he has figured out that.
Speaker 3:Make sure we're monitoring any comments that come up with this.
Speaker 2:I think that he has figured out her kind of trends on like debates and whatnot, because she now she didn't debate him again. He was all for it and it's backwards. Is it backwards, yeah?
Speaker 3:Well good, because he wanted to debate him again, he said no, and that's because he's smart and he realized she kind of outdueled him Exactly.
Speaker 2:Made him shake in his boots on national television.
Speaker 3:Made him look kind of silly I think.
Speaker 6:He can't get out of his own way. He says the stupid stuff and he bites back at the little things, like you were talking about ego as ego isn't it? Or pride maybe I think it's just not being able to brush it off, like he lets her get under his skin and then he just spout word vomits, nonsense. Both of them do, I think yeah, well he's.
Speaker 3:he's not as eloquent as what she is, um, you know, but here we're still in the election cycle where you're either for my candidate and this does seem to be more on the left. Like I watched, I keep watching these things.
Speaker 6:No, I see it on both sides, tony.
Speaker 3:Hinchcliffe comes out at the rally.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Tony Hinchcliffe is funny as shit. Ok, and but he's very inappropriate and I'm going to be honest with you. I hate that. You know, being appropriate is such a big deal, because if you can't make fun of things, then what kind of life is that? It's horrible.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't know, though, I don't know, though I don't think, in a, if you look back, and they were showing a lot of Reagan's rallies and whatnot and debates back in the day, and it was two gentlemen being gentlemen. You know what I mean. It was a discussion. Sure, they poked stabs at each other, but in a very professional, mutual, respectful way.
Speaker 6:In a witty and intelligent way. This is like well, you have orange skin. Yeah, this is like fifth grade. It's like Braxton and Audrey throwing insults at each other.
Speaker 2:Yeah, why is? Why is Tony and I've got nothing against Tony Hinchcliffe, I think he's great why is he even a?
Speaker 3:part of this they were using him to warm up the crowd which is wild, that's wild. That was a. That was a crazy choice.
Speaker 2:That is insane. He's going to kill both of you. Yeah, I, I or if he zones in on one of you, he's swinging people.
Speaker 3:But he said you know the whole floating thing and you could tell he he recognized that the joke didn't land Right and so he was like oh, that one, you know that's a rough one and you know. But then Joe Biden comes out and basically, so there's momentum for the Kamala team going against Trump because of what Hinchcliffe says. Now you've got Joe Biden goes out and says well, all of Trump supporters are garbage. So all that momentum immediately flips right back to Trump because he was left unsupervised.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's exactly right, he just wandered out.
Speaker 2:He was like, oh, these people are here There'supervised. Yeah, that's exactly right, that's the best way to just wandered out. He was like, oh, there's a microphone.
Speaker 3:Hey, garbage All Trump supporters. And that I got to go eat dinner base. And I just you know. But here's the thing I agree with what you just said. I remember, you know, there was a time when Walter Mondale was going up against Ronald Reagan, and I remember watching this debate.
Speaker 2:I think that's the clip that I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:And he said you know something about Ronald Reagan's age at the time.
Speaker 2:That's the exact one.
Speaker 3:Yes, ronald Reagan, you know, turns to the camera and he was like I for one commit that I will not allow. My and Walter Mondale was probably 70 or 60 plus years old and Ronald Reagan looks at him and says I for one will not use my opponent's youth and inexperience against him. And that got a huge laugh. Even his opponent, walter Mondale, laughed.
Speaker 2:Because it's witty and Trump is making fun of all of the Democratic wives cheating on their husbands, or is that why I don't know who he said, but he said something and it brought the house down.
Speaker 3:Well, and I could do. That's insane. I could do without the lion, kamala and the, you know Ron DeSantimonious and all of those things. I could do without that, because but it's comedy, dude. But, I mean, here's the thing, but he's smart enough to recognize that it works.
Speaker 6:Our president, our presidential debates, look like something that should be on a Saturday night live skit. More than on a an actual, like serious platform, like anytime.
Speaker 1:It's like you've got joe biden, who can't stay awake or say the right thing or know what he's doing. Then you've got kamala. And then what is? What is trump caller?
Speaker 3:lyam kamala, no I know, but comrade kamala sometimes yes, why?
Speaker 1:does he call her that? I don't know, it's comical and you talk about back in the day and they were gentlemen and this is.
Speaker 2:Our world is so fucked. You remember the scary movies, like the parody ones, like where it's, it's like they made. Like it's just funny, they made like eight of them and they they're making fun of every single horror movie altogether. Well, that's what this, that's what this feels like. Yes, looking back on your presidents when you were my age, that's exactly what it feels like the last real one. I mean we started to had to have been Obama, mclean, right.
Speaker 3:So Obama was. Obama was our last like upstanding someone that you know somebody who should be a presidential candidate. I didn't agree with a lot of the things.
Speaker 3:No but he was a classy human being. I will tell you, this guy knew how to ignite a crowd and get them all pointed in the right direction, and when they left, they felt like they did some, whether you agree with them or not. And you also have to remember we've talked about this right here in this room when a president's around you got to be respectful, shake their hand. He's a president or whatever. Even if it's Donald Trump, like you should.
Speaker 6:That's the thing that has that's the fabric that's worn away in our country. Well, that is that started with trump, though in this, this like giant movement of hatred towards him there. Even now, when you talk about former presidents, that is president. He's not a president anymore, but they are addressed as president. Trump is always trump. Nobody addresses him by his title or that he was a former president or shows him that respect. People hate him enough that they're not even going to recognize that he was the sitting president for four years.
Speaker 3:He did change the way you campaign and he did take it down that road, and sure he started with the things that everybody wanted to say about politics, but just never did.
Speaker 1:Just never had he wanted to say about politics, and then just never did, just never, ran off the rails.
Speaker 3:and because he was so captivating in the fact that he just said whatever he was a loose cannon people drew to that I can remember laying in my bed watching the first republican debate that he was ever in, and all of them up on the screen. I tweeted at that time when did they put the Republican debate on Comedy Central? Because it just looked like a clown show. Yeah, and I'll never forget that.
Speaker 1:I honestly feel like even when Obama was in it, really I felt that even that big shift then like where? It started to get real dirty, yeah, like where it started going. You're wrong if you think these ways it's. I started to see it more, I will tell you, but it's just it's out of control, I am.
Speaker 3:I am leaving for work on Monday or Wednesday morning.
Speaker 6:It was supposed to be Tuesday and you changed it.
Speaker 3:I changed it because when are you? Going Wednesday morning, okay so.
Speaker 1:You still have to help with the kids.
Speaker 3:I know, but I'll be gone very early.
Speaker 1:Garrett's getting Wednesday.
Speaker 3:How about we talk about that off air? Okay, sorry, so I, I I am worried about civil unrest because I don't think there's a way that the election can go, that people are going to be pissed?
Speaker 2:Oh, I will give Trump loses shot by blue haired women, so we're all right on that side.
Speaker 3:If Trump loses, indiana is going to be crazy because Indiana is going to probably call red within an hour of the election, of the polls closing. So if he loses, or if it looks like he's going to lose, watch out. And I just I'm worried about all of that. But even you know I'm, I'm watching on Tik TOK the rhetoric out there. That one guy that you know, if you go back a few episodes, uh, goes by Hawk on Tik TOK attorney. Yeah, all he does, it's every day.
Speaker 6:Oh that one. You Ten times. Yeah, you are the problem with society. You should be this. You should be that.
Speaker 3:Yep, because you think this way and he like when he agrees. That's my problem. That's. The hypocrisy of it all. Is that here he's trying to say well, we shouldn't vote for this guy because he's a buffoon. And I know that they're saying that his policies suck, but they don't like him because of how he is, which I can understand.
Speaker 3:I don't like him because of how he is. But you can also two things can be true at once right, he can be. He can have good policies and know how to have good people around him and still be an idiot, which is what I think he is good people around him and still be an idiot, which is what I think he is. And if I got to pick between the two, I'm picking him.
Speaker 6:But does that mean I'm a piece of shit to my left leaning friend? Because we only have two choices to choose from and they both suck, so we pick the one that's going to at least hopefully steer us back in a better direction than where we're at right now.
Speaker 3:Why can't you disagree these days? I have no clue.
Speaker 6:Here's the thing I want to know why can't we just say scrap those two idiots that are running? I like the vice presidents, let's vote for them.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you. I'm going on record right now. Oh, that's cool. I would vote for JD Vance for president today. That's what I don't. I don't. I love that guy. Did you guys watch the vice? The vice president debate was respectful, but he's still bitey. Well it was.
Speaker 6:It was not afraid to get in and fight it was the kind of like we were talking about old school debates, the way that was two, two people standing up there and they don't have to be men, gentlemen, whatever two people standing up there that were classy, they had different opinions, but they educated, they listened to the other side, they reciprocated ideas back and forth, collaboration, and no, I disagree with you. But hey, that's okay, we can have different viewpoints and still move on. That's the way it should be. Yeah, why are we? Why are we voting for the two nutcases when we've got these two sitting in the wings?
Speaker 3:Well, tim Walls should not be president at all, I agree, but I'm just saying we have that caliber of people in the political pool.
Speaker 6:How'd they end up with these two?
Speaker 3:How does that happen? How do we possibly? Are we being yelled at? No, no, no, I just got. Alf sent me the phonetic how to say the word that he wanted Braden to spell. I said I can't say that. But how do you get to? I don't know.
Speaker 2:I've lost your train of thought.
Speaker 4:You made me lose my train of thought.
Speaker 6:But I still like, I just wish you were talking about the political pool. How do we end up with these dum-dums? Nobody else is in it.
Speaker 3:And I can't believe between two parties they can't come up with two better people, and every time you say that on social media, they're like well, you can't take that cop out.
Speaker 2:The fuck I can't, I just did because that's how I feel, and not to mention.
Speaker 6:I mean, how did trump and kamala get there? Let's just do that again with others, others, others, anybody else.
Speaker 3:Well, trump, you got to give the credit to trump at least trump was voted in kamala, was it well, trump also. Trump did what nobody else does. He says if I ignite my base by making fun of people and giving them little catch names, and he can go out and talk about grabbing women by their P words and like all of that, because when I heard that I was like he done. He didn't survive that.
Speaker 3:And he did. I don't know how or why, I don't know. I mean it's. I don't know how he did, but he did. And you know what Economy was better, I gotta tell you.
Speaker 6:I just went I thought, for sure he was gonna send my son to six inch. You guys remember I was just thinking about this. This is what the point I've only honed in on the minute you started talking about politics, where did you go? You disappeared. I took that over. I was gone. Do you guys remember the $5 footlongs?
Speaker 4:Boy do I?
Speaker 6:Get you a $5 footlong. You'd be so happy, right? Yeah, I went to Subway today and I got two six-inch subs that had turkey and cheese on them $37. Don't forget to tip and a sub for Denny and I and it was $40.
Speaker 4:Yippee-ki-yay motherfucker.
Speaker 6:How did we get to that we can't go out to eat just the two of us for less than $50.
Speaker 2:Oh, no man. Alexis just went out to dinner tonight for $61. We didn't even get that much For nothing, yeah.
Speaker 1:And it's the grocery store Disgusting.
Speaker 2:I am looking forward to, though, like the, I'm looking forward to the trump prices again well that's what I don't know how we're doing right now
Speaker 1:because it's an election, it's election but, that's how gas is where do you go back? How do you go back down once it's up?
Speaker 6:oh, no way, no way, you rarely ever see it well, they're doing deals it's not gonna go back down to what it was, though, because too many people have gotten used to that pocket.
Speaker 2:We're four years removed from it.
Speaker 6:Somebody's pocket somewhere. They're not going to step back from that.
Speaker 1:There's no way we see even a slight drop. I guarantee now, if we could see a raise then we would be at where we were at.
Speaker 3:Everything is so out of whack.
Speaker 6:I think the reason we have all these increases is partly because of the big raises that were passed through. Minimum wage, I mean.
Speaker 3:Minimum wage actually hasn't changed.
Speaker 6:Minimum wage in our state hasn't changed but oh. Huh.
Speaker 3:Minimum wage is federal People are just paying more because nobody's working.
Speaker 6:There's a federal minimum wage, but the states can increase above it and have their own state minimum wage. That's what California and all those states.
Speaker 3:They just can't go below.
Speaker 6:That's what the minimum part of minimum wage is, but it goes up. So they increased what their state minimum wage is, what companies could pay, and you've got people at McDonald's making $19 to $25 an hour, based off the state. That's too much for a part-time job. We need to be able to make a livable wage. Not off a part-time job you don't Go, get a full-time job.
Speaker 1:I don't think that that's part-time. I think that's people who are managers. They are getting like $14 an hour starting out.
Speaker 2:That's still too much. The other thing about Donald Trump is he will just go on a microphone, say that's still too much. The other thing about Donald Trump is he will just go on a microphone, say the craziest shit, and everybody will roar yeah, he hadn't even declared for the election yet, or however they do it. I don't know Whenever the Russia-Ukraine war started. He was asked about it and he was like one phone call no word and he always says that you want low gas prices.
Speaker 6:Low gas prices, you got it One phone, it Got it.
Speaker 1:Read what Alf said.
Speaker 6:Putting the Trump energy plan back in place will cause the price drop which what he's talking about is. We had the pipeline that Trump installed and we were using oil from our own country, so we were spending less money in oil.
Speaker 3:Also, having that localized and cost less cost less in trucking and we were producing much more oil which less in trucking, and we were producing much more oil which kept the price low.
Speaker 6:Right, it's going to keep it low.
Speaker 1:Why did that change?
Speaker 6:Because they cut it down. So they'll say we want to save it.
Speaker 3:We don't want to hurt the environment, we don't want to tap into our reserves.
Speaker 6:That was the big thing about the Native American land. The pipeline ran through Native American land.
Speaker 2:One phone call.
Speaker 6:Had to take that land or whatever happened.
Speaker 2:I talked to their chief, beautiful chief. That was wrong.
Speaker 6:So we had to shut it down. Died like a dog.
Speaker 2:Wonderful chief. I went directly through his land.
Speaker 1:He thanked me for it. I'm going to say something that's going to piss a lot of people off.
Speaker 2:I thought we weren't allowed to do this.
Speaker 1:I don't care.
Speaker 2:Rock and roll.
Speaker 1:I don't fucking care. I got to be honest. I have found it.
Speaker 6:This is 11 pm. Jamie's talking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have found it that I'm just going to live in complete and utter bliss.
Speaker 2:Bliss Because Is that what you call it? Because of the ignorance, she's going to be ignorant, dude, I'm going to be ignorant, fully ignorant.
Speaker 1:You're ignorant, I'm 100%, because I can't stand any of it.
Speaker 2:So Kokomo's going to catch on fire November 6th and James is going to be like what happened it's a big fire. That's it what happened yesterday toasty. I gotta shut my heat off it's awful where's the marshmallows um, caleb's gonna be pacing around the house.
Speaker 6:What's wrong get that guy. What happened marshall? And marshall and brad are gonna be at the front entrance armed anyway.
Speaker 1:I just I can't care, because I see how people are right now with it and I can't do it psychotic. It is too much for me. I'm barely surviving here.
Speaker 2:You know what I used to do in the bar. I don't. I couldn't. I talk a lot about trump and stuff. I don't care either. There was this one really outspoken bartender. Her name starts with an L and ends with an A it's Laura.
Speaker 3:I'm glad we went through that whole thing.
Speaker 2:She's the worst. She is the most outspoken person you would meet. Men suck, men don't know anything, blah blah, blah.
Speaker 6:That's not true.
Speaker 2:I've met your ex wife so she would be talking to just random people and I would go up to him as she's mid-sentence and say I'm voting for Trump, are you guys? And she would look at me with just pure disgust and I would walk away. This is why I don't have friends. I'm gonna rock the boat. I'm gonna walk away. It is the funnest.
Speaker 3:I kind of do the same thing. It is the funnest. I kind of do the same thing, it's the funnest dude.
Speaker 6:Well, you have to. You care this much. You care this much. Your head is going to implode if I say these words.
Speaker 3:You know, it's not even that.
Speaker 2:Donald Trump's our next president, let's listen.
Speaker 3:What do you got to say, jams?
Speaker 6:We just got scolded.
Speaker 1:So the electoral college, the, what is it?
Speaker 6:The electoral. What is it? How many?
Speaker 3:I's are there in electoral.
Speaker 1:I don't know, Electoral Electoral.
Speaker 6:I just want you to know you got corrected by Brady she coughed Okay.
Speaker 2:Nope, still weird. The electrical outlet yeah.
Speaker 1:That? Does it matter that Indiana, if you vote in Indiana because a majority of the state is red, not that that matters, but we don't hold that much weight.
Speaker 3:We do.
Speaker 1:We don't.
Speaker 3:We do. I mean, we're not a swing state, but if we went blue we would. So you understand why we have the Electoral College.
Speaker 1:Not, I don't. It's very simple.
Speaker 3:Representation. It's very simple. So we don't do a popular vote, because the popular vote would be dictated by the large cities.
Speaker 6:You got to look at the number there.
Speaker 2:There are more people living in New York.
Speaker 6:There's more people living in New York City than all of Indiana.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I get it. That's why they spread it out and that's why they do the electoral college. That's why you can win the presidency without winning the popular vote.
Speaker 1:Right which does feel backwards. It does feel backwards, yeah, but I just feel like Right, right, which does feel backwards. It does feel backwards, yeah, but I just feel like deep thoughts. With jams it sounds so bad, I'm going to sound so bad, but it is for me to care and I guess if everybody thought like me, my vote's going to have to be on the news.
Speaker 2:Jamie Corn voted for blank and introducing our new president. Thank you.
Speaker 1:Jamie, no, no, no. I'm just saying like For me, if I just block that out From my world, then I try not to give a fuck, like I don't think you have to try real hard. Yeah, I know it's not gonna be. It's not gonna make the difference of who gets elected.
Speaker 2:Not only that. Same thing with gas prices and kamala. Uh, barack obama, if I could be the president, you're gonna pay for the gas regardless.
Speaker 1:Mama, you don't pay it doesn't matter what it goes to. I got the gas, my vote isn't gonna really fucking matter and I'm gonna have to pay whatever that fucking sign says exactly dude exactly awesome.
Speaker 3:but here's the problem. If a lot of people which do think like that, I know it's not good, then you just have the crazies deciding.
Speaker 2:We should all have a meeting. All the crazies the United States should have a meeting, you know what?
Speaker 3:Oh, I need everybody quiet.
Speaker 1:This is honestly what I think.
Speaker 3:She wants to tell us what she thinks. I think this is honestly what I think she wants to tell us what she thinks. I think, oh, she's settling in. This is going to be big.
Speaker 1:Just nobody go vote. Literally every single person in the United States don't vote. You couldn't even tell some people in your family not to vote.
Speaker 3:We could add on to that. And if everybody, how about we just not have a vote? What?
Speaker 1:happens, then Tell me me what happens if you literally could get and you couldn't because you couldn't trust everybody, and that one person be like my person's gonna win, because I'm just like on survivor, you take everybody's.
Speaker 3:One person goes and votes and they select the next person. You were my best friend. What?
Speaker 1:you voted for me. Yeah, so, but if, like literally, if you all went, best friend, you voted for me. Literally, if you all went in there and you voted for your area but nobody voted for the president. Boycott the president.
Speaker 2:I think people have tried In country state.
Speaker 3:You guys want to meet together tomorrow and have lunch. I'm buying. Where do you? Want to go. I'm buying Sure.
Speaker 2:Where do you want to go?
Speaker 3:I don't like this, this is a trick question.
Speaker 6:How would you go? Where do you want to go, mexican?
Speaker 3:Three Amigos. What you want? Three Amigos, yeah. What do you want? I don't care. What do you want? I don't care. You want to go to.
Speaker 1:Outback. I don't fucking care.
Speaker 3:Three Amigos. Jim. Outback, Outback. There are four of us in here and you think you're going to get the whole world or a whole state.
Speaker 2:That's right, not only the four of us. You couldn't text three people right now.
Speaker 3:You couldn't text three people right now. You need to do tomorrow to get everybody to not vote.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. I just think about that, for a second.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, miss. I know you shaved your head and part of it's blue. Do you think you could not show up to the voting booths please?
Speaker 1:No, I'm just saying like get away from me, just if everybody's to be fair a lot of people say I know a lot of people say I don't like either of them, I don't like either, just fuck it, then don't. Then don't vote. Go vote for your local people, because that's really where. Just go vote for your local people and then not vote for president. No one voted for a president. That would be fucking crazy.
Speaker 2:That would be crazy it would be.
Speaker 1:I would like to see what would happen 700 million people, not one vote.
Speaker 3:That would be crazy 180 million.
Speaker 6:Yeah, not even close.
Speaker 1:OK, it's not going to happen.
Speaker 6:I said 700.
Speaker 2:Why are you asking me? I have no idea.
Speaker 6:He had a pencil up his nose for 12 minutes.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing.
Speaker 6:My credibility is gone.
Speaker 1:We all should vote, but Jams is not going to we have to vote because this whole thing, your vote doesn't count.
Speaker 3:Your vote does matter.
Speaker 1:So get out and vote the Jams' your vote does matter, so get out and vote the chances.
Speaker 6:vote doesn't matter, this discussion is just all about. My thing is don't just look at social media and the news or one news channel to get your information from either, here it is Go and do your own research and form your own opinions. Go and actually look at TikTok Be original. Go and actually look at plans and form your own opinion, instead of just ah this news company said this yeah, be original. I saw this article on Facebook. Do you know what they said at this rally? That's not real. Stop it.
Speaker 3:I will tell you my vote is to get JD Vance elected in 2028. That's my vote. So that means right now I'll be voting Trump to get him that much closer, because I like that guy, I'm gonna go live in complete bliss is that what you call it, speaking of living in bliss? It's the most wonderful time why are you stepping on my intro? Did you hear it too? Hey, hey, it sounded like Beavis, or?
Speaker 2:Butthead.
Speaker 3:Why are you two idiots stepping on my intro?
Speaker 2:She finally caught what she said. She was holding it together.
Speaker 3:All right, I just can't. You just sit there. We're going to try this again.
Speaker 4:It's the most wonderful time.
Speaker 6:Of this goddamn podcast, yeehaw.
Speaker 1:Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment Are?
Speaker 6:you insane like me. Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. I see red, red, red.
Speaker 1:Come to your senses.
Speaker 6:Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be brutal to all of you. Hang on, Amanda. Were you telling me not to eat either of these? Oh, I thought you asked if I wanted one. No, I was saying which one should I eat?
Speaker 6:Oh neither on a podcast. Okay, I'll go with this one.
Speaker 1:It's smaller, I'll eat this one.
Speaker 6:God bless, god bless, um you gotta stop doing those emotions dude I'm trying to think, almost touched me with his nose pencil and she gags she would have.
Speaker 1:I thought you got her in the nose with it. I would have I.
Speaker 6:We would have had to cut the live feed. There have been some things happening in this studio that could not be broadcasted on the air. What would have happened? Brayden would have.
Speaker 2:I would have got stabbed worse than I already did.
Speaker 6:I just marked on you with a pen.
Speaker 3:Dear Ams and Jams, my wife and I have been married for 13 years. I'm 37. She's 34. We are not exactly in a dead bedroom situation, sounds like it.
Speaker 2:You would be right.
Speaker 3:Sex somewhat regularly, but it has become barely satisfying for both of us. We sat down to talk and get to the core of our issues. Do we still love each other? Yes, enjoying your sucker over there, weirdo. I just got it of our issues. Do we still love each other?
Speaker 1:Yes, Enjoying your sucker over there.
Speaker 3:Weirdo, I just got to never mind. Do we still love each other? Yes, more than ever. Are we attracted to each other Still? Yes, we concluded that we subconsciously take each other for granted and maybe have gotten too used to each other. Complacent Wife is very determined to change that, but we don't know what to do exactly. Like should we try a bit of everything and see what sticks? She said she wants to feel sexy and desirable, and although I do my best, she says she thinks I'm too used to her and she does the same to me. She thinks I'm too used to her and she does the same to me. For now, we are considering buying some new lingerie for her and something for me as well.
Speaker 6:Brayden wants you to put a finger in your butt.
Speaker 3:Dude, no need she's also looking up videos to learn to lap dance. I feel somewhat of a sitting duck in all of this because I don't have her talents, but I'm thinking about getting into learning erotic massages and worship her body.
Speaker 6:Ooh, yeah, hey, dude, why don't you just do that? You don't need to learn that, just.
Speaker 3:May I finish the statement before we give advice. This is depressing, jams, mm-hmm, jams, uh-huh, no way, you seem kind of like the whore over there. He didn't write that. You seem like the whore over there. Is there something else we can do? We have an excellent marriage and we are very happy. It's just in the bedroom. Well, things are a bit underwhelming well, come on sex whisperer.
Speaker 2:Wiener whisperer, you're the wiener whisperer dude I can't believe it.
Speaker 1:Thank you for writing in. Thank you for recognizing my talents. Show your boobs, dude. It took a long time to write that. Listen, there are plenty of things for you to do.
Speaker 2:One answer.
Speaker 1:It's not a finger in the butt, in his butt, oh, okay. So if you're not wanting to make she's going to be sweating during a lap dance, okay so I guess you would have to decide what kind of things you would be into, but I think she would be into playing different people. Go out to a, have her be at a public place, go hit on her, pretend like you don't know or be two other people, just separate.
Speaker 3:You know, would it be funny if they're sitting in there and he walks up and he's like hey, he's like sorry, busy.
Speaker 6:Not interested Waiting on my husband.
Speaker 1:You're kind of ugly, you're not helping. I guess you could play that Playing hard to get Boy.
Speaker 6:That would be really hard to get.
Speaker 2:See, look, he's already nervous about her learning how to lap dance for him.
Speaker 6:I don't think he's nervous about it. I'm a sitting duck. She's learning. I don't have her skill. I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3:He doesn't move like hers, he doesn't have rhythm.
Speaker 6:You don't need to have rhythm, you sit there, no.
Speaker 1:I think he's saying he wants to do something for her.
Speaker 3:He's going to worship her body.
Speaker 1:I think that's an amazing idea. I think you definitely should do that Show he's going to worship her body.
Speaker 6:I think that's an amazing idea. I think you definitely should do that, and show her how you enjoy it. That's how it works. I like the tone of your voice when you said that A lot of good information there.
Speaker 1:Definitely do the massage thing.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 1:I will send you a book list.
Speaker 6:How does one?
Speaker 3:worship a body.
Speaker 2:You don't need to answer that. You don't need to answer that you don't.
Speaker 3:Hey, you don't. I'm curious. No, no, no, no. I don't think I've ever been worshipped.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit if you have or haven't been. What I'm saying is this can be handled off air.
Speaker 3:Well, no that, we're trying to help our listener.
Speaker 1:Oh, you just, I mean relationship advice with your sucker jams.
Speaker 6:No relationship advice with your sucker jams. No, you just you make them feel, seen he's gonna he's about to spend.
Speaker 1:How long do you go to butthole school?
Speaker 6:oh, he's about. He's about to do that same thing, just to get laid a little better.
Speaker 2:Come on, buddy, throw your finger in her butt or something. Dude, figure it out. Sex is not that hard.
Speaker 1:You're in your early 30s I'm going to be honest, I'd be pissed.
Speaker 6:I'm going to send you a book list.
Speaker 1:You'd be pissed at what A finger in my butt.
Speaker 2:Okay well, don't do the butt thing. I've asked nicely before, but come on now.
Speaker 6:Have her read some smut. Highlight some pages that she likes. Think of me as Fabio.
Speaker 3:Wow, what I think my advice was the best Derems and jams. We certainly helped that last person. I'm sure we're going to help this one Saddle up. I got married to my high school boyfriend young. I was only 22 at the time. Bad idea, okay, I would have liked to have waited longer, but I got pregnant, so we got married. Bastard, my ex was my first boyfriend. First kiss, first sex, first everything. My ex was my first boyfriend first kiss first, sex first everything.
Speaker 4:And I was the same for him, Except for marriage, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, that was our first marriage. So about three years into our marriage, my husband now my ex-husband began to hint about spicing up our sex life, as it had become rather dull With another person.
Speaker 3:See page one or right in one. He suggested a threesome and I assumed he meant with another girl. I declined because I'm really not into girls. But what he actually had in mind I want to be the middle of the sandwich was another guy. Oh, my goodness, turns out one of his secret kinks was watching me with another man. Oh, he has hot wifing or cuckold, cuckold. I again declined, said I wasn't interested, but he was persistent and eventually wore me down.
Speaker 2:No, look, look, he's handsome and he's of the I can't.
Speaker 1:If I'm being honest, yeah, it depends on who you're bringing home honey, because are you picking?
Speaker 3:Being honest, I was a little curious, having only been with one guy my whole life.
Speaker 2:I think he's hot. I want to read that again If.
Speaker 3:I'm being honest, I was a little curious. Only being with one guy my whole life, uh-oh, there's trouble. So I agreed we found a guy online and set the whole thing up. I won't go into details on the whole event, but I had the best sex of my life that night. My ex seemed to enjoy himself as well, and meeting up with this guy we will call him tim became a regular occurrence.
Speaker 3:tim or em tim things were good for a while but turned bad in a hurry. My ex grew jealous of tim and I began to question our relationship. Eventually, my ex told me that we were done seeing Tim, and when I said I didn't want to, that was the beginning of the end for us. We tried to make it work for the sake of our daughter, but we were at a broken point. We got divorced and I ended up dating Tim for a while, but that ended when I realized we really weren't compatible outside the bedroom. Fast forward three years and I'm engaged. We will call my fiance Alex, alex, Alex and I haven't. Okay, hold on. We will call my fiance Alex, and I haven't told him exactly what led to my divorce. He knows I left my husband for another man. See some more coming out of this. I left my husband for another man. See some more coming out of this. I left my husband for another man To date.
Speaker 2:Tim, yeah, yeah, yeah but, when she talked about it, they had started dating after the breakup. So she sounds like a little closet whore.
Speaker 1:Well, she had already been seeing him in the relationship and she's like I don't want to stop seeing him.
Speaker 6:They were together communitively and they wanted to break up and he didn't want to, or she didn't want to break up and he wanted to break up.
Speaker 3:So then she's like fine, oh boy, you have to get off the carousel I'm ashamed of the whole thing and I really don't want alex to see me that way. I really love my fiance. I don't think I knew what real love was until I met alex, but I'm terrified of what he will think of me if he knows my past. I'm also not 100% certain. My ex won't let any of this slip out. The divorce wasn't smooth and there have been many fights over custody. My ex is also pretty jealous of Alex. My ex has photos and videos of me and Tim and I'm not sure he's above sending it to Alex. He hasn't yet, but he has threatened it when we fight Ams and jams. I'm in a bind and I need some advice.
Speaker 6:No, you don't Just tell the truth.
Speaker 3:Get ahead of it.
Speaker 1:Tell the truth.
Speaker 6:There's nothing to be ashamed of it. First off, he suggested it. Yeah, she's worried that he will.
Speaker 3:What did she say? She agreed to have sex with another man while her husband watched.
Speaker 1:At his request. At his request.
Speaker 3:Oh, he requested I shoot the president.
Speaker 1:Okay, that's really different. No, this was something they?
Speaker 6:It's not. Yes, this was something that they agreed on as a couple to spice up.
Speaker 3:It's the agreement part that I'm talking about. She was as complicit as him.
Speaker 1:No, she wasn't, because she didn't want to. At first she got railed by.
Speaker 6:Tim. It doesn't matter. Are you kidding me? It doesn't matter. What would it matter if Tim was just a boyfriend between the ex and the other ex? What's the difference?
Speaker 1:The difference is the naked guy in the chair. The husband wanted to watch and videotape it no-transcript.
Speaker 6:I just wanted to watch and videotape it. That's his business.
Speaker 1:I'm just going to say he's telling us to slow down. He's only jealous of the new fiance because he wants to watch. The two of you guaranteed, but I think what was that little? Part. I don't know, I think, but.
Speaker 2:Wish Caleb would ask me to.
Speaker 6:She's thinking how do I find me a Tim Caleb?
Speaker 1:Tim, this is Tim. If he begged her and she finally agreed, it's his own fault.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is 100% his fault.
Speaker 1:And of course Dicks.
Speaker 2:She also is. She has some blame.
Speaker 1:Well, well, yeah, because you agreed to it. But what do people expect? Well, a marriage and a divorce both take two people.
Speaker 6:That doesn't matter. That's not relevant to her question. Her question is should she tell her current fiance? And the answer is yes? Hey, me and my ex didn't work out because he had a inferiority complex and he wanted me to get railed by Tim.
Speaker 2:You didn't have to say it.
Speaker 6:So he liked to watch, and that's what we did, and then he got jealous about it all done he'd like to watch and then maybe you could add, but I'd I'd like not to do that in our marriage, so so what's our advice?
Speaker 3:get ahead so she.
Speaker 6:You think she should tell alan yeah, there's nothing for her to be embarrassed about or ashamed about sit him down, just him.
Speaker 2:Take your shirt off and then tell him that always does help.
Speaker 6:Someone else tried that with you. Don't give her advice and it worked so many times. You're not very smart. Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4:Dumb motherfucker.
Speaker 6:Motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Did your mom drop you on your head?
Speaker 2:That's not right. I know, did your mom drop you on your head? That's not right. I know Did your mom drop you. It doesn't even be Bob. Does your mom drop you on your head?
Speaker 3:Do we want? So on the last question do you want another? Do you want another one like the?
Speaker 2:first two. I need a spicy one. I need a spicy one, a different one.
Speaker 3:Obviously. Well, it's the same subject matter.
Speaker 6:Or do you want a different subject matter? Don't care Give us what the readers want.
Speaker 3:Well, there's a bunch this week. I was going to play a bunch this week. He's the reader Alright, been married 27 years and have four kids. Kids came along and we ended up suffering from a sexless and, from my point, a loveless marriage. That's sad. My husband blames me for never initiating sex, but he never initiated either. He said he needed me to do it more because of his insecurities, and I needed to show him that in fact I wanted sex. He started watching porn early in our marriage too, and he saw how those women wanted sex all the time. Jesus, that's not real.
Speaker 3:Later in our marriage, he was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and has always struggled with depression. I mainly raised our kids, who also suffered from disabilities, and I worked a demanding job. I was tired all the time and stressed, but again, I never rejected sex. I do realize I should have initiated more, so I was wrong in that, but I can't tell you enough how hard it was on me physically and mentally. Married to someone with ASD is taxing, because they tend to live in their own world. So he developed a porn addiction which I never fully grasped the gravity of until more recently.
Speaker 3:The good news is we finally made progress and forgave each other and are trying to move on. Kids are older and we are making more time for each other in the bedroom. That's right. We have sex almost every day and sometimes you're still writing multiple times and I'm still writing you this letter. The problem is now he tells me we are not sexually compatible. It's probably because it hurts. That just killed me as much as I've been trying. He likes it really rough and I like just some aspects of dominance. I like to be thrown down and arms held down. Aspects of dominance. I like to be thrown down and arms held down, but he likes to squeeze my neck and slap my body and hit me and bite my butt. It says beast, I'm going to guess breast.
Speaker 6:Yeah, there's no r unless she's calling that the beast and he bit my breast so hard it left a mark.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I told him it hurts and to loosen up his grip, but he just forgets and it hurts or feels uncomfortable to me. I like it all to feel good and sensual and different positions and oral, but I don't like to hurt during sex. I have to constantly be telling him how I want to do a girl just to get him to. Oh, now, because he takes care of himself a lot with porn, he got upset with me when I didn't want to buy a sex doll. I just don't want to compete with a doll or porn. It's like performance, sex versus intimacy. I just have to hope I can perform well.
Speaker 3:But when I'm transparent about my feelings and not liking the pain portion, he takes it as a rejection of him. So I ask this he says he won't do anything like that again, nor share what he likes, etc. Which makes me feel bad, but it also makes me mad because he's just not being sensitive to me. Should I just suck it up and do what pleases him and get over myself? Ams or jams? What would you do? Just seeking some advice. Thank you all. I would suck it up and do what pleases him and get over myself Ams or jams. What would you do? Just seeking some advice. Thank you all.
Speaker 6:I would call him a therapist. First off, he doesn't separate.
Speaker 3:Why would you start calling him names?
Speaker 6:He doesn't separate reality you therapist Reality versus what he sees in porn and he doesn't realize that those people are paid four grand to get choked and slapped and bit. You're not.
Speaker 2:How much do you make?
Speaker 6:Not enough, need a raise.
Speaker 1:I mean you just don't like it. Unfortunately Don't Absolutely do not.
Speaker 6:I was going to light this dude up before she talked about his disability.
Speaker 2:I was going to like this dude up you might still be able to. He's watching a porn video and he's like I can do that.
Speaker 6:Look at how much they want it. They're being paid to want it. Some people want it like literally yes, not everybody, she clearly doesn't and no, if you don't want those things to happen to you, they should not happen to you during sex. That's not okay for him to force that or to guilt trip you for it.
Speaker 2:Make him beat off before sex.
Speaker 6:I just, I just won't tell you what I like then that's guilt tripping you.
Speaker 1:That's not okay, that is, but are there some aspects of it that you do like? Yeah?
Speaker 6:she aspects of it that you do like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she said and she's trying some and she's trying to like it, but she doesn't and it hurts her. Do you think there's a problem with going every day and sometimes multiple times a day?
Speaker 1:yes, that's too much. Yeah, that's way too much.
Speaker 6:I do think it's too much, especially if if that's why I say he needs to see a therapist he's got some problems going on. He's got some problems going on up here.
Speaker 2:I mean not down there Both, probably, Probably both. Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 6:Give that thing a rest man.
Speaker 1:Especially for how long you've been married, I think.
Speaker 6:It's all scabby. It feels like sandpaper.
Speaker 3:I don't know. I'm sorry we didn't help you. I'm sorry for this whole podcast. It's time to talk about one thing I love. It's time to talk about one thing I love.
Speaker 2:Mr Pencil knows you get to go first One thing you love, one thing you hate I loathe losing fantasy football. Alexis, right before I walked out the door, said how many times do you have to spin tonight?
Speaker 6:So she could turn her phone off, so you didn't have to call her.
Speaker 2:It literally said tell your dad, my phone is on, do not disturb, and I don't smell like crackers. So I started calling her names and I oh, I did. I already say hate, damn it. I hate not having my kids.
Speaker 6:I love you have them a whole bunch having your kids.
Speaker 2:I love having my kids also. I I kind of do. I love, uh, having me and Alexis time too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know, Everybody talks about how.
Speaker 6:I love having my kids all the time. Everyone that says I love having my kids all the time doesn't have their kids enough.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, I do love having my kids.
Speaker 6:Our plans for tomorrow night got canceled and I said hey, somebody else come get these kids.
Speaker 1:Oh, you guys aren't going to your mom's.
Speaker 3:No, we are, they got re-upped.
Speaker 6:Never mind, all fair.
Speaker 3:Who's going next? Something you love, something you hate Jams goes, Jams. You're up, Just like every week. It's a surprise.
Speaker 1:I love having me time.
Speaker 3:What are we talking about? Self-care? Exactly what are we talking?
Speaker 1:about no, no, no, just I went home today. I didn't have to rush and be anywhere. I didn't have to, I don't know, I didn't have to really think.
Speaker 2:She drew the curtains. It's just me Found her a couple batteries.
Speaker 1:It's just me and me. I did take off my bra.
Speaker 2:She took the batteries out of the TV remote. Nobody else is here.
Speaker 1:I need a couple double A's Got in my comfy clothes.
Speaker 4:You're gross.
Speaker 3:Something you hate uh, I hate.
Speaker 2:Brayden's ex.
Speaker 3:Brayden's ex okay oh her, oh, I know, am something you love, something you hate um, I well, I forgot my love you forgot your love.
Speaker 6:I love exciting new opportunities there you go.
Speaker 2:That's a good one and I.
Speaker 6:I hate little tiny Piper Marie when she tries to pretend to be sweet and then eats chocolate off of another child's face.
Speaker 2:I wish I saw that it was gold.
Speaker 3:That girl is unlike any of the children, and that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 2:That's exactly what it is. I will.
Speaker 6:What three-year-old thinks to oh, how cute. Oh, my sucker.
Speaker 3:She went in for the sneak attack. She was like nah, it was done very well. And then Ella was just like.
Speaker 6:No, Ella had a chocolate bar in her mouth and was like leaning back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she leaned back away from her.
Speaker 6:Don't take my damn chocolate Leave me alone.
Speaker 3:It's innate in those children already. What do I love? I love new opportunities as well. I do. I'd like a new opportunity. I love I have a couple of loves. I love helping people reach portions of their life. I don't think that even they thought was possible, but they did it, you did it. No, I didn't do it, they did it, you helped. I just helped them and I'm very proud of them.
Speaker 1:What are you doing, Kwai?
Speaker 3:I hate being underappreciated. I can tell you that and that's why I left. Do you need a hug? No, Tell him Pop Signing off and this is Head on over to thank God cancersavedardivorcecom. There's more about us over there. I took a long time. Chico lives Y'all crazy. That took a long time.
Speaker 4:Chick-O-Live. Y'all crazy bitch, r-d-i-v-o-r-c-e, you gotta fight Aye.
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Speaker 3:Our Divorce TGC SOD Correct. That's weird, that actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it, thanks.