My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Look at Us Crying Over an Election.
Ever wondered what happens when you put a husband, his wife, and his ex-wife in the same room with a microphone? Welcome to our world, where the chaos of blended family life meets uproarious laughter. From tales of setting jackets on fire to dodging lawnmowers and managing the energetic antics of kids like Braxton, we invite you into the delightful mess that is our family. Our conversation intertwines hilarious parenting blunders with heartwarming moments of bonding, reminding us that through all the pandemonium, it’s the unpredictable quirks that bring us closer.
Fantasy football fans, brace yourselves for an episode packed with league drama and spicy predictions! We swap stories about our competitive league standings, with Audrey and Jamie leading the pack, while the rest of us scramble to keep up. The saga of our infamous Punishment Wheel unfolds, sparking debates and laughter over its outrageous challenges. As we navigate the emotional landscapes of politics, we're not afraid to poke fun at election reactions and the ever-controversial public figures shaping our lives. Through humor and candid reflections, we explore the personal impacts of politics on friendships and mental health.
But that’s not all—our episode takes a deeper dive into societal norms, gender equality, and relationship insecurities. We tackle everything from Kamala Harris’s political trajectory to navigating a listener's relationship dilemmas involving past partners. Our light-hearted yet crucial discussions highlight the double standards and societal pressures surrounding gender roles, urging listeners to focus on trust and communication. With a blend of humor, insight, and genuine connection, we open a window into the unpredictable, yet endearing, tapestry of our lives.
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 4:That peace and happiness might be found there. You gave me hope, and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, if there's any bitches in this room.
Speaker 5:Then there's something I gotta say.
Speaker 4:For all the fools who fell for the first Girl who comes their way. Way I've been down that road and now I'm back sitting on square one one trying to pick myself up. Where do I?
Speaker 3:start it from my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. My ex-wife just tried setting me on fire.
Speaker 1:Okay, really you tried setting me on fire. What if my jacket would have caught fire?
Speaker 2:What if your skin caught fire, like mine has?
Speaker 1:several times. It wasn't your skin, it was your hair. Your skin just burned.
Speaker 3:That is true.
Speaker 4:Your skin didn't catch a fire, give me it, I'll light her. She won't be able to move what the fuck?
Speaker 2:look at you. This is my arm. Now I know I can just just set you ablaze, please don't no, oh my god, say you're sorry, I'm sorry, say brayden's the coolest brayden's coolest.
Speaker 1:So welcome to this week's edition of Until Amanda gets the lighter.
Speaker 2:No, now it's down to my hand. I'll break it. It's gone now.
Speaker 7:Take it back. All right, yeah, because he'll. You don't want it over here on this side of the table. No.
Speaker 3:This lighter has set Brayden on fire.
Speaker 2:It has set been on fire with this Braxton actually think he's like do I have gas in my pocket? That is a flat, I'm going to die.
Speaker 3:You know what's funny Today? I was out on the four-wheeler doing some yard stuff and I had Braxton carrying some sticks God. And he looked and he saw me and I wasn't even doing anything. I was just driving to where I'm going and he looked and I watched him side-eye me, so I steered over, just I mean, I'm still 25 yards away from him and he side-eyes me and you can tell that like he was, like he was trying to be cool, trying to be cool.
Speaker 4:I can't.
Speaker 3:I didn't even do anything and like he turns and then he starts just running. Now I'm not on the ZTR this time, I'm on a four wheel. I'd catch him easy. Now you can catch him with a lot more Well. So I get on it and chase him and he's like running, like zigzag like you're a bear. Yes, he was. And he would stop and just go as fast as he could in other direction. And what was funny, he was carrying sticks. Never dropped them.
Speaker 7:Well, yeah, dude.
Speaker 4:That's how all the Bruins, boys are trained.
Speaker 7:When he was telling me he's like, do you know how hard it is to run with sticks? I said no, I put them down. Yeah, yeah, I think you should abandon the sticks.
Speaker 3:I couldn't swing my arms.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought I was going to die, but if I drop a stick I know I'll die.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you, if we have a four-wheeler on the football field, he's the running back and he scores every time he touches the ball Just put it in neutral and rev it. He'll just run. He didn't drop a stick. Why would he drop a football Right and he would not be touched? The boy is so fearful of that stuff.
Speaker 2:Okay, hold on. Fearful of the? He's not fearful of that stuff, that's true. He's fearful of you, well you're chasing him, if you're operating it. You've never been malicious with it. I have.
Speaker 3:I was going to say have I ever ran any of my children over with a lawnmower?
Speaker 7:No, Do you want?
Speaker 1:to go around the room. Okay.
Speaker 3:Have you ever ran over anyone with a lawnmower? No, amanda, have you ever ran any of your children over with a lawnmower?
Speaker 7:I cannot say that I have.
Speaker 3:So is that a no, no, brayden, have you ever ran over any of your children with a lawnmower?
Speaker 2:Allegedly, allegedly.
Speaker 6:Allegedly.
Speaker 3:There is still litigation.
Speaker 7:There's not litigation.
Speaker 3:I got a letter. Oh, you got a letter, I got a letter. It's been dropped. Yep, that's good news, yep.
Speaker 2:Captain County Prosecutor, mr Broins, was in no wrong Thanks. Why did it take me a month and a half to get this?
Speaker 3:She's still bringing it up.
Speaker 2:I'm still getting in trouble. Oh man, you did run him over.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's because you were being a neglectful fuck of a father. That's just me. Hey, welcome to this week's edition of the podcast. We're all lined up. I hope everyone got out and voted.
Speaker 2:I've been asked to parent through the phone four times in the past four weeks Through the phone. You do it. Here they are. That's not going to do it. I'm not going to. Sorry, I lashed out you, okay, not really.
Speaker 3:You really got to do your eyebrows. Oh, Brayden doesn't do any of that Now. As he said earlier, I've got four kids now.
Speaker 7:I know he's realized how much time he used to have on his hands and you people live.
Speaker 2:I mean, I live in Kokomo now. You people live years away. It feels like years away, tipton was further away. I know that's what. That's the weird part about it.
Speaker 3:All right sorry, give me the light. Jams is doing a.
Speaker 2:Jams is doing an assessment of brayden's eyebrows the last time I went over there, this certified heifer she as it's already applied. Oh, I used the wrong wax. I said no, I just butthole wax on no no, I used hard wax. And once you heard the words, that left your mouth were uh-oh, I used the wrong wax okay, so if you, if you use hard wax first, you can't use soft wax.
Speaker 1:You have to use soft wax first, because after soft wax you can't use soft wax anymore. A lot of good information that you can with hard wax. So I did hard wax first and I was like fuck, Can we say hard wax?
Speaker 3:one more time.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have so many things that I would like to say.
Speaker 3:Braxton's going to come down here. I know all about all the wax.
Speaker 2:Soft. I like to alternate.
Speaker 1:So I had to take this is my hard hand.
Speaker 2:This is my soft.
Speaker 1:Jesus, this is my hard hand, this is my soft Jesus, this one's calloused. I had to get the kids on the bus, or Braxton on the bus on Thursday. Did you catch him beating off in the morning? No, I walk in and I go to the kitchen. I'm Braxton and he's singing, and just you know Back to the top of his lungs. Yeah, spelling it out.
Speaker 2:He's back there singing.
Speaker 1:He, he's back here saying, he's like hello, and I'm like braxton, are you dressed? Oh no, I'm putting my pants on right now and I'm like okay, it comes out shorts on tall socks t-shirt camo tall socks, because I saw on the camera and I said, hey, can't wear those.
Speaker 7:No, no, no Go change.
Speaker 1:He changed them, yeah. So I walked in I said hey, buddy, it's going to be kind of cold today. I think you should probably take a sweater. And he's like no, I'm like uh-huh, yes. So he goes and gets a sweater. We go out to my car.
Speaker 2:Bitch make me get a sweater. Sits in the car, God damn it.
Speaker 1:And he takes his sweater and he puts it over his legs. I said buddy, are you sure you don't want to go change into pants? Nope, nope, nope, nope.
Speaker 7:And I said here's the beautiful thing the day before was 70 degrees and he wore jeans. He wore jeans and a long sleeve t-shirt. Next day, 50 degrees, yeah, and he's in shorts and a t-shirt.
Speaker 1:So I said I saw him the next day I said were you glad I made you take the sweater? He goes yeah.
Speaker 3:It's real cold. Brayden was the one that A I would come home in the middle of winter.
Speaker 7:The fireplace was on the fireplace is on.
Speaker 3:He's sitting in front of it. The house is 627 degrees. Oh my God, he's wearing a short a pair of shorts and a cut off, nothing else.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, or a cut off.
Speaker 2:We got a fireplace for a reason.
Speaker 7:Not to make it 600 degrees.
Speaker 3:I would come in and so instantly swelting and sweating, and my skin was so hot that it was almost hot upstairs Like it was. Oh, upstairs, yeah, like the whole house, yeah, and Brayden would be like what? And have a blanket on him and then, when he knew he would get, in trouble, like he would shut it off five minutes before we were going to come home and then pretend like no, I didn't have it on.
Speaker 2:I didn't even touch the fireplace.
Speaker 3:Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Speaker 1:You can still touch it and it's hot, All of the change you have.
Speaker 3:I didn't steal that.
Speaker 2:You're telling me there's not a quarter in this house. How am I supposed to know what's?
Speaker 1:that got to do with me. I never look Eight subway wrappers.
Speaker 2:I would fall asleep with the fireplace on down here.
Speaker 3:I'd be, like is there a good thing it's four in the morning, this basement, it only takes about 15 minutes and you about can't stand it.
Speaker 2:Because if you would have came out of your room on any of those nights. I'd have to go to my mom's.
Speaker 7:He's sleeping outside.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's do some introductions, shall we? Let's start with the butthole waxer, the butthole waxing wonder. Can we call you that? Sure, you're starting to do more, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, butthole waxing wonder. And the wiener whisperer dude. Which do you like more, wiener whisperer, you whore. I knew it I saw your lips go to the W, oh I like wiener whisperer, that's better.
Speaker 1:No, I was saying, was I ever called the wiener whisperer?
Speaker 3:Yeah, why are you?
Speaker 1:looking at me, well, because you would have come up with it.
Speaker 2:That's not true. I came up with it when the dude called in about his sex life and said Jams, you're the whore of the podcast, give me your insight. And you said thank you for writing in.
Speaker 4:Speaking of whore of the podcast, here's jams. You ruined everything, you stupid bitch. You ruined everything, you stupid, stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch, you're a stupid bitch.
Speaker 3:You lose some weight Say hello, jams, hello, how are you doing on this fine Saturday evening?
Speaker 1:Amazing, it's just been amazing, what happened to your eye Looks like you had a car accident. Jesus. I just I don't know I. I just I don't know I had, I don't know, did you fall on a? Railroad track. I know it looks awful it doesn't look awful.
Speaker 3:I just want to make sure you're okay looks a little swollen too fuck off. Why do you have to be so rude to me?
Speaker 1:I'm being nice to you. I told him to fuck off, not you but I'm checking on you.
Speaker 2:One more, one more outburst. We set you ablaze. That's rude Like Salem.
Speaker 3:Hey, anything you'd like to tell us about this week?
Speaker 1:I think I already told you.
Speaker 3:Perfect, I wasn't going to let you say any more anyway. Hey, you know what?
Speaker 7:Let's introduce the young specimen honey, do you want to introduce brayden today? You're a dumb motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker, where you dropped on your head she knows all of the words by your mother I don't even have that one queued up.
Speaker 3:Do you want that one again?
Speaker 2:I love Dude. I don't know why it's a question.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It shouldn't be a question.
Speaker 7:I mean that one's good, but that one just is so catchy. It's so catchy Like it took me so long. I think it's so catchy just because I get to say motherfucker 27 times. I think that's why you like it yeah.
Speaker 3:You think it is?
Speaker 4:You think? That's why it's probably part of it, and not only that. She gets to say why are you such a dumb motherfucker, motherfucker, motherfucker? Were you dropped on your head by your mother, by your mother, by your mother? Why are you such a motherfucker, motherfucker? Why are you dropped on your head by? Your mother by your mother, by your mother.
Speaker 3:Say hello Brayden, Hello, you know you used to find your songs entertaining.
Speaker 2:I like that song.
Speaker 1:So much I love that.
Speaker 2:I love that song so much I love that.
Speaker 3:I love that song you get offended by that song? Never, I think you're lying offended.
Speaker 7:I think your feelings are hurt never, now that he's old and got more responsibilities, he's more sensitive never got two extra kids.
Speaker 3:Two extra kids lived another year two extra kids lived another year now he's all sensitive and whatnot 27 years old. That's the, that's the witching hour 27 going on 57 let me tell you son it gets here quicker than you think. Let me tell you that right how old are you?
Speaker 1:50 50.
Speaker 3:We are coming up on the anniversary of my mom and my dad's death. Yep, well, all right, in two weeks, okay. And I still remember my dad telling me I don't know two dozen times that you're gonna blink, it's gonna be over, and it's gonna be, and I'm. I'm there, like the time or not. The time that between you being born to today and me being here for everybody in that same span of time is highly unlikely.
Speaker 2:You don't think you're going to make it another 27 years? Never, is that what you said? I would be 77. 77. That's not bad. Our sitting president is like 82.
Speaker 3:He's not 82. Our sitting president is like 82.
Speaker 7:He's not 82.
Speaker 2:I think he is 82, actually Joe Biden is in his early 80s.
Speaker 3:Trump is 77. Well, I guess, maybe, I guess it's a possibility.
Speaker 2:Are you telling me this household's more stressful than the country I'm?
Speaker 5:sorry, what Than the country I was going to say it.
Speaker 2:I was going to say it how Garrett, and I say it, I caught myself at the second letter.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry you caught yourself at the fourth letter.
Speaker 1:No, that tea came.
Speaker 3:Did it. Oh yeah, see you. Next Tuesday was right there.
Speaker 2:Sorry to everyone but one, two people.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's say hello to my, my beautiful wife. You want to do that? No, I don't have a new intro for you, but you're gonna sing this one across from me with her beautifully curly hair. It is beautiful, isn't it? When she's your wife, are you going to appreciate it like I do? I will. She had just had a scowl. She's not good. Good at compliments. She always scowls. That's her happy face. It's my wife Amanda.
Speaker 2:She's had the best day ever.
Speaker 9:I'm a bad bitch and I got bad anxiety. People call me rude because I ain't letting them try me Saying I'm a ho because I'm in love with my body Issues but nobody I can talk to about it. They keep saying I should get help and at the same time say they don't believe. Man, excuse me, while I get into my feelings for a second. Usually I keep it down, but today I got to tell it, not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway. Yeah, I don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I feel Today. I really hate everybody, and that's just me being real. Yeah, monday, tuesday. Wednesday, Thursday. Oh, you made me mess up.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's what made you mess up hey you know your microphone's up here. I know, but I don't want to get caught on fire.
Speaker 3:Well, you should live differently. You've got an eternity of it coming. Wow, oh, you're so funny. You've got an eternity of it coming wow oh, you're so funny. I fucking hate him. Is someone monitoring comments, by the way there's?
Speaker 1:none we haven't had any sweet nobody wants to talk about it. How was your week, honey?
Speaker 7:good, yeah, good and you were gone how's the new room going?
Speaker 3:uh good, it went by really fast because I was gone and you had a whole trail of men coming through.
Speaker 7:Yes, yes, exactly that.
Speaker 3:You and Jams just in here living your best life.
Speaker 7:With four kids in the house, super fun. Hold on who came over first. Don't, don't.
Speaker 2:I? I mean, I just had a couple of guesses. Who was first Me? I've got three guesses. Who was first to come over Dylan who?
Speaker 1:the fuck is Dylan he?
Speaker 2:was not on. That didn't even hit any of it.
Speaker 1:Who's Dylan Neighbor?
Speaker 3:Was it his dad? Did his dad come visit? No, okay, he was third oh.
Speaker 1:First and second'm with you the first one.
Speaker 2:The other one I know you can't. The second one came from louisville why?
Speaker 4:oh, that's the second one come find another cat?
Speaker 1:oh, I need to know, you don't need to know you don't need to know.
Speaker 7:You don't need to know. You don't need to know. Probably doesn't listen, but it's all right.
Speaker 3:Nonsense. So I was gone this week. How'd you do without me?
Speaker 7:You know it was, we did just fine, it was great.
Speaker 1:I got to sleep.
Speaker 3:Where'd you?
Speaker 1:sleep.
Speaker 7:With the kids every morning. Did you sleep in?
Speaker 3:that room where you used to sleep, except this, time on a king-size bed, yeah. And it's with a woman.
Speaker 2:You find out, things have changed.
Speaker 7:To be fair, it would be with three, because Isabelle and Piper slept with me every night.
Speaker 2:Is it because you were sad?
Speaker 7:No, they. I don't know why they came in, but Izzy slept in, if it's one thing Amanda's doing, she's putting those fucking kids in their bed.
Speaker 1:They have to come in there later.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, they don't go to bed with me. It was funny. I was talking to her on the phone, I don't know what night it was, but she decided she's going to take a bath and she's got this bath running okay, should we hear the rest?
Speaker 1:I think I feel like we shouldn't.
Speaker 3:I don't think there's nothing sexual about nothing, oh okay but my fault, my fault. This is the first time that's ever happened so she's, she's, she's ran the bath water and she's trying to get off phone. I'm like, no, I can hang out with you while you take your bath. I'll just talk to you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we didn't think this was right. Why would we think this is sexual?
Speaker 3:Yeah, you don't know what I was doing, so so she let her face. I don't know.
Speaker 7:I'm trying to figure out where you're going with this On Facebook video chat Dude, you guys are weird.
Speaker 3:You guys are weirdos. She gets into the tub and one of her, one of her things that she does that drives me nuts is she makes the water so hot in her shower and bath that her skin melts off. Yeah, she got in this bath water and like, look at her face. She knows like she was like and she was trying to no sell it to me like this is boiling water.
Speaker 7:I felt my hair on my legs singeing. This is my typical temperature.
Speaker 3:This is what it always is. I'm okay and I'm like. It took me a second. I'm like what's matter, honey? She matter honey. She said nothing. And I said ah, you're lying. That water's too hot, isn't it? And she said no.
Speaker 7:Because when I fill the tub, let me tell you, the only thing that runs is the hot water.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:That's not enjoyable to me.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I love when it stings my body. No, you guys are masochists man, I just don't get it. We're going to get along.
Speaker 3:just fine, we'll be snuggling in hot water In the hot bathtub, that's not snuggling.
Speaker 2:That's called another. Oh, come on, you use it to cut paper. Not on.
Speaker 3:Facebook yeah.
Speaker 7:Not on the.
Speaker 3:Facebooks. Anyway, well, I'm glad to be home.
Speaker 1:I missed you I hope somebody else is on our Facebook live, because I can't be for some reason.
Speaker 7:Well, we'd love to huh turns out there's no comments because we're not actually on Facebook live. Probably yeah we are.
Speaker 3:No, yeah. So anyway, there was a big week, it was an election week. Oh my god, j did you get out and vote? Yeah, brayden Amanda.
Speaker 7:I did. I left you with the kids at 6 am.
Speaker 2:I didn't even know where to vote. Where could you vote? Oh, you didn't vote.
Speaker 7:You would have had to have either voted here or in Tipton.
Speaker 3:All that shit talking you did about Donald Trump and you didn't vote.
Speaker 2:That's because I knew he was going to win. I got, no problem.
Speaker 3:That's what they didn't want you to do. Right there, I got no problem.
Speaker 2:Let's talk about it, though, because some statistics have came out.
Speaker 3:That's what we're talking about today.
Speaker 1:People are fucking bananas.
Speaker 3:What do you mean people are? Oh yeah, we're going to talk about all of that.
Speaker 1:What's wrong? Nothing.
Speaker 2:I would like for you to tell me Something is wrong.
Speaker 7:What is happening?
Speaker 2:Oh, all good.
Speaker 3:Oh, you know what's not good.
Speaker 1:Your luck. This was a bad week.
Speaker 3:Horrible week in the TGC SOD Family Fantasy Football League Update. I'm your host and the one that got my ass kicked for last week's football enterprise. You know I was pretty excited on the Bob and Tom thing Because I got. I felt like it was in the running. I'd only missed one or two games of all of them and then I missed a Monday nighter so I definitely was out. It doesn't change the fact that somebody in this family kicked my ass, so I'm just going to stop talking and turn it over to you you little dick, the biscuits against the beast.
Speaker 2:I lost 130 to 110. That's Braden and that'd be Braxton Way.
Speaker 7:And he only had eight people play and you still got your ass handed to him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that wasn't good. He's going to be hurting. He's going to be hurting. He's got a lot of red stuff on his roster. But you know none too pleased for all the taunts and whatnot. But he'll have to.
Speaker 3:He is a taunting little bastard, little dude he tries to steal my phone and taunt whoever?
Speaker 7:I'm playing against.
Speaker 2:His repercussions will come post-haste. I may do it after this podcast. Wake up, you little bastard.
Speaker 7:I'll grab his face. He's not sleeping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's definitely not sleeping. So the next Mac? Well, you know what. I'll save this one. Jambalamba put the smackdown on Team M for the first number in the L column for the mini heifer. Jambalamba 156 to Team M's 124. How'd it feel to whoop on your daughter?
Speaker 1:It's her first loss.
Speaker 2:She wasn't phased huh, she didn't even know she lost oh no I told her, yeah, but I'm saying you had to tell her, oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely yeah, she doesn't care. And the matchup of the evening, that would be the Rooseville Enablers, which would be you against the Squaws.
Speaker 1:Which is who.
Speaker 3:I got my ass kicked by my wife. Whipped Honey, you are so good at fantasy football. So good oh that's bullshit, stealing it all Honey, 137 to 102. Could you give me like tips and tactics next year? Yes, I will. You'll give me some good advice.
Speaker 7:I'll give you some advice.
Speaker 3:You'll tell me how to pick teams. Yeah, because I want to go on the record when none of us picked our teams this year. No, I'm still tied, I think, for third in the league, with a losing record you and everybody else besides Brayden.
Speaker 2:There's.
Speaker 7:Audrey and Jamie at the top.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everybody else is number one. Seven and one.
Speaker 3:Seven and fucking one. Listen to this.
Speaker 2:Jamba Lamba Six and2,.
Speaker 3:she's one game behind, I know the two and the rest of us are three games behind, including Braxton. Braxton knows more about football than me. And if a four-wheeler were on the field, he'd know more than all of us, because he'd be the MVP.
Speaker 2:So yeah, Braxton Wee 3-5 Squaws, 3-5 En Squaws, 3-5. Enablers 3-5. Biscuits 2-6.
Speaker 3:You're only one game out. Of third place though, Brayden. That's what you got to look at, Just one game.
Speaker 2:How would that work out for the points I know I am.
Speaker 3:You won't even play in the playoffs.
Speaker 2:You won't make the playoffs Points. For, yeah, you have 971. You, that makes you fourth.
Speaker 7:I mean you.
Speaker 2:I have 916.
Speaker 3:Who is third, braxton? Yeah, so, oh my God, you and I could be sitting out for the playoffs.
Speaker 2:Yep, because I have more points than you. You have 906.
Speaker 3:It's been a rough year.
Speaker 2:Christian.
Speaker 3:McCaffrey is back this week and I'm hoping he's back to form because I can go on a run that's unstoppable, starting now.
Speaker 1:Fucking. You know what, ron, you need to do is spin this wheel.
Speaker 3:Okay, give me the points for everybody, so I know what they were, the points for like points for the whole league. No, the four people in here.
Speaker 2:No, no, no. Oh, okay For the week. I want to know what I scored, what you scored. So you scored 102. I scored 110. They both, I mean 156 and 137. Why did we go through that? Why did we do that?
Speaker 3:I was stalling. I guess I am living my life.
Speaker 2:Why am I being wise? How to turn, to spin the goddamn wheel Spin the wheel? I don't know You're still not spinning the wheel. I'm looking.
Speaker 3:Tell him to spin the no, you're not.
Speaker 2:I am oh, ok, I'll find it.
Speaker 3:OK, are we ready? Yes, for my wheel of punishment, my second. How many times have you spun Zero, brayden Seven?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I think once I had this here pencil and this here nostril Twelve. No, it wasn't this one, it was the one you were using. Twelve minutes.
Speaker 3:It was. Let's hope I avoid that one and any singing ones, here we go. It didn't spin.
Speaker 2:It didn't spin.
Speaker 3:Oh, I was, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 6:You played the sound and not the wheel.
Speaker 3:There we go. Let's do that again. You fucking idiot. Erase this.
Speaker 2:Here we go Sing again. Who, who, what, what, what, what, what?
Speaker 1:You have to re-spin, re-spin. I don whoa, whoa, re-spin.
Speaker 3:I don't remember seeing anything? Yeah, I don't remember, and if you look, the wheel has not been altered.
Speaker 2:I have nice tattoos. I got a big wiener.
Speaker 3:Shut up.
Speaker 1:Spin it again, spin that again.
Speaker 7:You've been outvoted.
Speaker 2:Wait a minute or or you say some eight nice things about her.
Speaker 3:Can't be her, gotta be her or me, wait a minute.
Speaker 1:I don't want it. What does the screen say it doesn't matter, because you can't do that.
Speaker 3:It's not that many words. What does the screen?
Speaker 1:say Say something nice about Denny eight times. I'm glad you said that let's just spin again. You are Denny, you can't say something, that's just spinning in. You are Denny, you can't say something that's not a fucking punishment.
Speaker 6:How in God's name did this happen?
Speaker 1:It is a punishment wheel.
Speaker 2:That is not a punishment wheel. We have 28 punishments on here. You get the one about you.
Speaker 7:Spin it again. No, there's that on a couple on there probably.
Speaker 3:Now listen, listen. I feel like I tell you what.
Speaker 2:You spin it again and get it again. All good, we'll all say eight good things about you.
Speaker 3:But what if I?
Speaker 2:don't. If you don't, then you do the punishment that fits the crime.
Speaker 3:I think I would like to say something nice about you two. I'll give you each four threats.
Speaker 7:No.
Speaker 2:I don't want that either. I already told you I don't want that.
Speaker 1:No, told you, I don't want that because it's gonna hurt my feelings. Spin again. Who are?
Speaker 3:our Well, don't answer that.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna, I think we take a vote All in favor of Denny spinning again Aye, aye Thank you.
Speaker 2:If you get it again, I may quit. This is fun too. I want you to call Hong Kong In Kokomo it's on Washington, except they're probably closed.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Why'd you have to say it like that? Are you trying to get us cancelled?
Speaker 2:I tell you what good news is. You can call one in California or something. You can call one, that's open.
Speaker 7:You can't order fried rice, though, because they have fried rice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you, I want you to order, or something you can call one. You can't order fried rice, though. Because they have fried rice, I want you to order the Pudsey-oo. The Pudsey-oo. That's what I want you to order.
Speaker 1:Are you going to call one in California?
Speaker 3:Sure, I'm calling um. Okay, I'm going to call the Dragon Bow so everybody can see Chinese Got it. I'm going to call the Dragon Bow in 5700 Geary Boulevard, san Francisco, california. Now, what would you like for me to order? Pudsey-oo Chicken, pudsey-oo Spicy Is that how you say it? Pudsey-oo Chicken, pudsey-oo Spicy Is that how you say it? Pudsey-oo, that's how I order it when I go there. Any chance. This is not any chance. They're going to say, okay, is pudsey-oo something that you can?
Speaker 7:get at a Chinese restaurant. I don't think I've only ever seen it. No, because like their equivalent is like the low main Pud P-U-D-Z-E-W, Like it's three different parts oh, oh.
Speaker 2:Okay, I got you. I got the order. I want you to call and order. Hello, I'd like to place an order for pickup and I would like to order chicken pad thai Thai's in it. That's perfect.
Speaker 3:And that is definitely not, definitely not Chinese, and it's called what?
Speaker 2:Chicken Pad Thai.
Speaker 3:Chicken Pad Thai. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, or yeah, chicken Pad Thai, you got it. That's what we're doing. Here we go. It's going to be fun. I think you need to ask them how's your chicken pad thai? And then, when they say they don't have it, I want you to order it.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:I'll take that.
Speaker 4:We're waiting on the phone to connect.
Speaker 1:Ouch.
Speaker 7:Let me try again, maybe they blocked our call Not answering, because it's in a weird area code.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm not going to answer from Indiana. Is it ringing, you would hear it if it was Jams. You know how that works. Well, hello, I don't hear anything. That time it connected. What am I ordering?
Speaker 2:Chicken pad thai.
Speaker 1:Pad thai you want to use my phone?
Speaker 2:they might hang up on you. Chinese people don't mess around they don't mess around.
Speaker 3:Let's, let's just double check and make sure things are working. Okay, is your phone ringing? You don't have to hear hello you also didn't work. Oh, I know why it's not working, I'll fix it. Yeah, you can shut that off please why is it not working? Bluetooth. No, because I think I shut off the calls portion so that no one could bother us well then, how'd you call me dummy?
Speaker 4:well, it didn't come through here, you stupid idiot oh let's play her my song why are you such a dumb motherfucker?
Speaker 3:alright here we go.
Speaker 2:Dragon bow, it doesn't feel the same oh yeah, what is it chicken pad thai? Chicken pad thai, yeah, what is it Chicken pad Thai? Can't have that.
Speaker 3:You have to be quiet. How long it's been since I've done this?
Speaker 7:Can I tell you, probably not.
Speaker 2:Must be goddamn busy. This is the worst, did I?
Speaker 1:call your throat. Yes, he was going to put on his performer's voice. Only seven. I'm there.
Speaker 3:Chicken pad thai. Chicken pad thai.
Speaker 7:They say stop calling us, use the online order.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all, all right, let me try a different one. You want me to call mr jews? Yeah, well, should I not be able to say that? How's it spelled j-i-u? You say that mr jews. Uh, mr jews, um, specializes in thai, moving on $100 per person. Perfect dude. Yes, you're calling them. No, no, no, we have to call one. Like a hole in the wall.
Speaker 7:Why Like a great wall? Oh?
Speaker 3:yeah, that'll be real mean to you. Oh, I found it. We're calling the House of Nanking. Yes, we are Sorry. Why? Because it's called the House of Nanking. Yes, we are Sorry why? Because it's called the House of Nanking. They're at 919 Carney Street in San Francisco. Let's give them a try.
Speaker 6:Chicken.
Speaker 3:Pad Thai chicken pad thai hello hi, I would like to place an order for a pickup oh sure, what do you want?
Speaker 5:how's the chicken pad thai? The what?
Speaker 8:the house chicken's, the chicken, pad thai, the, what? The how's chicken, sesame chicken you mean.
Speaker 3:No, the chicken pad thai. It's my favorite dish.
Speaker 8:The chicken. What I cannot hear you, I'm sorry. Let me see if I can say it Chicken pad thai.
Speaker 3:Hello, how's it going, hi? I was calling to see I would like to order chicken pad thai Chicken fried rice calling to see, I would like to order chicken pad thai no, chicken pad thai.
Speaker 8:Well, you don't have chicken pad thai. Oh, you don't have chicken pad thai.
Speaker 3:Yeah we don't have chicken pad thai. Oh, all right, uh, how about? How about? Do you have? How about? Okay, hold on Pudsey ooh. Do you have any Pudsey? Ooh? Oh, no, no. Boy, I'm struggling here.
Speaker 5:Online order. You can check the order. Oh, I can go online.
Speaker 6:Okay, I'll do that.
Speaker 4:You can go online. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, thank you. Thank you, bye-bye.
Speaker 2:You, I'll do that. You can go online. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, thank you, thank you, bye-bye. You hung up on that nice Chinese woman.
Speaker 1:You were supposed to say okay, well, I'll take the pad diu or I'll take the chicken pad thai.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, she was done with me at that point.
Speaker 7:She also did not say chicken pad thai back at all.
Speaker 1:She said like chicken fries or something. I at all. She said like chicken fries or something I don't know.
Speaker 3:Well, she was smart, though she was going to have me, she was going to get the order. She was like oh yeah, we get you, and then boom, she rolled right into something I wanted her to cuss at you. I wanted so much more interaction.
Speaker 7:It wasn't going to be.
Speaker 3:It was too loud in there. It is real loud in there. Yeah, we had to hear it, we had to sound crystal clear to her.
Speaker 2:Maybe, yeah, Anyway, hey, that sucked. You should have to spin again.
Speaker 3:So this week I thought it was fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it would have been much more fun with one of you idiots doing it and me commentating Was it as fun as watching a pencil on my nose?
Speaker 3:Was it as fun as listening to me spin?
Speaker 6:or sing the Star Spangled Banner.
Speaker 2:God no, that was awesome God. No, I wanted you to sing again.
Speaker 3:All right, so this week we're talking about the week that was for the election that Brayden didn't participate in. My ass hurts.
Speaker 7:Thank you for sharing.
Speaker 8:And breaking news has just come across the desk in the. Every Joke has a Little.
Speaker 1:Truth studio. Take it away, Denny.
Speaker 3:Thank you, tabby Jams. How long were we married? We're, uh, oh boy. Five years, five years.
Speaker 1:How long were we together, goddamn eight nine nine All of the breakups seven years.
Speaker 3:So In all of that time you always made it very clear there was no anal.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, hey, oh oh my God.
Speaker 2:You say butt stuff. You don't say the A word. Are we serious?
Speaker 1:So when did you turn? I didn't. My butt hurts from sitting on this chair.
Speaker 2:Her and Brack should have the same size, butt same dimensions.
Speaker 7:I was so confused how we got here, so now I'm glad I'm catching up yeah, my butt hurts.
Speaker 1:I'm sitting on these chairs. I have no cushion. I need more cushion back there.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you I am going to capture all of this audio and he's going to do what he pleases with it. My butt hurts oh, that'll be part of it oh, there's literally nothing you can say here that's going to save you. So I'm going to play a couple of things off TikTok for everyone. You can't see. I am going to show you what the fellow looks like. Well, I think it's a fellow Trump's president.
Speaker 1:Shim.
Speaker 3:Oh not this one, so here is.
Speaker 2:Bottom left. Yeah, I could. I could deduce. Let's see what he has to say.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's not saying anything. You have to narrate Words.
Speaker 6:Let me go for my nap so make it make sense that I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:is that him talking?
Speaker 2:No, that's another video.
Speaker 6:We now have a president who is a convicted felon. When have you been able to become a president and be a felon?
Speaker 3:no, it's the when I'm also a felon. My charges is is my charges is do you want to marry her brayden?
Speaker 2:you shouldn't be able to be on this platform.
Speaker 6:I've been trying to find a job for the past two weeks.
Speaker 2:You should have ran for president.
Speaker 3:I've been trying to find a job for the past two weeks and haven't had no luck. Haven't had no luck.
Speaker 7:I wonder why.
Speaker 2:The Honorable. What is this?
Speaker 6:country coming to. I just really hope that.
Speaker 3:This is a real voice.
Speaker 6:No, it's a voice, because if we're going to have a felon, go look at another country, then it should be fair for all citizens to be able. After realizing that it was a red wave Just keep it inside.
Speaker 1:Learn how to People really are acting like this. I know.
Speaker 3:For those of you that are not watching, I'm holding my phone up to the camera. Massive people crying and there are people freaking out over the election results.
Speaker 1:I read something that how do you say her name? Kamala Kamala, kamala, kamala, kamala, kamala Kamala.
Speaker 9:Her daughter like, went into a psychotic break after apparently as long as we never give up.
Speaker 3:Oh, here's one of my favorites, hold on.
Speaker 5:What they want least of all is to realize that half the country went to bed sad tonight but then woke up tomorrow fired up with a new sense of purpose, knowing that apparently this is what we're on this earth to do as American citizens in this generation, because history did not just end, Time did not just stop. We just got marching orders from the universe and the electoral college that, as of today, American citizens who do want to hold on to democracy.
Speaker 5:We know exactly what we're going to be spending the next days and weeks and likely years of our life, working on what they want least of all, sweet Adam's apple.
Speaker 1:There were, there were colleges, college professors that canceled their classes.
Speaker 3:There were schools that. Here's another one. Check this girl out.
Speaker 7:Call me snow day, don't let us talk.
Speaker 2:You have a Sharpie on your fingers.
Speaker 3:This is just unbelievable. Now, I know.
Speaker 1:This morning I woke up to a text from my mom that said hang in there, girls. I'm so sorry about the results of this election and it makes me cry because I can't imagine being a mom and having to text your daughters that it's so fucked up. People have fucking lost it. This morning I woke up to a text from my mom that said I?
Speaker 8:just I was like no, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going to give up, I'm going to run, gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna give up, I'm gonna run and I ran. It was like 15 seconds that he ran around and I did it. So I'm so proud of myself and I signed everything. I made sure I came here I wasn't gonna give up but I did it and I'm so proud. What?
Speaker 2:does that have to do with? The election is she proud of voting is gonna I just running for 15 seconds.
Speaker 7:My best friend of 14 years, literally half of my life, I'm 28. And I asked them who they voted for.
Speaker 8:They said Donald Trump, and they said I'm assuming you voted the opposite and I said yes, and then my friend texted me and said will you still be my friend?
Speaker 2:What's the answer? I'm still waiting. Oh my.
Speaker 7:That's very emotional, oh my Half's very emotional, oh my.
Speaker 4:Half of my life. This person is my best friend.
Speaker 3:Seems like a no-brainer, you gotta kick him to the curb. I'm waiting on the edge of my seat.
Speaker 6:We got no answer? How?
Speaker 3:did? We get no answer on that a cliffhanger?
Speaker 7:oh, that's upsetting my best friend of 14 14 years, 14 years, it's tough oh no, still talking, sorry. Yeah, you don't know how to close things.
Speaker 3:Half of my life so let's talk about this. Let's talk about this. Who'd you vote for?
Speaker 7:we don't need to discuss that.
Speaker 3:None of your business as grandpa Ron used to say, it's secret ballot.
Speaker 2:I just want you to know.
Speaker 3:I just want you to know you're still my stepmom if you voted for Kamala so I do have one of my dearest oldest friends and I'm being very serious about this.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you brought it up because I was going to you were Yep.
Speaker 3:How do you know what I'm going to say? Go ahead. One of my I do Dearest Oldest friends has been ranting on Facebook Yep For since the election and they're all talking about how they have to. You know, their families are no longer the same. They are, their families aren't the same. I've seen the words safe space on TikTok or, I'm sorry, on Facebook a number of times.
Speaker 7:I'm a safe space for you.
Speaker 3:I just don't understand. I've seen people talking about reproductive rights that don't have children and can't have children themselves I'm and they're crying and they're acting out.
Speaker 1:There are people shaving their heads.
Speaker 5:What.
Speaker 1:Yeah, have you not heard of that?
Speaker 7:No, here's what I know.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, it's called. There are people who what is what? 4b movement shaving heads.
Speaker 7:That's not about shaving heads. We'll talk about 4B movement. It's not just about shaving heads. That's not about shaving heads. We'll talk about 4B movement. It's not just about shaving heads. It says 4B movement, shaving heads. That's more than that.
Speaker 3:Is this your first fight?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 7:No, that's one of the things I'm excited to talk about. I actually sent in a topic this week, who knew? But it's crazy to me because you know, tuesday we got up, we voted, went to work, got up, we voted, went to work, whatever. Wednesday you got up at ungodly hours of the morning, woke Piper up and it was just a normal day. And there are people whose lives, or their reacting like their lives, have drastically changed Guess what. Wednesday to Friday it's been the exact same. The rest of us just get up, we go to work, we come home, we survive and then we try and do it again and whatever day he's announced as the president.
Speaker 2:Guess what? It's going to be a regular Thursday.
Speaker 1:There was this girl on face or on TikTok. She was crying and she said I'm so afraid to go to sleep because I'm going to wake up a slave.
Speaker 2:Was she white? No, okay.
Speaker 3:I saw that one too.
Speaker 1:Did you? I was like that's real odd. It is odd, are you serious Now?
Speaker 3:listen when Donald Trump was first elected in 2016, and I do want to say this before I say anything else, remind me about right in 2016. I want to say this before I say anything else, remind me about Brayden 2016. I want to say this Everybody in this, in the Every Joke, has a little truth studio and everybody listening and everybody that's not listening Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, right? And the idea that if you don't agree with me, just like the fellow Hawk, which I would love to get back to him, you know. Now I just want to go on all of his videos and say, well, I didn't age, well, this one didn't age. Well, this one didn't make it that certainly didn't.
Speaker 7:You look good, but you should.
Speaker 3:I probably will.
Speaker 7:Don't be silly when he's bored.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking you know it's scoreboard bitch I, I, just I. I don't know why people are living like this didn't change our lives.
Speaker 3:No election has ever changed our lives so let me go back to what I was going to say when, brayden, when, when Braden was in basic training, I went to watch him graduate basic training. The night I was in California when he won the last election, or in 2016, I was there and I remember thinking to myself man self, I, I, my son is now at the hands of this guy and it did worry me. It doesn't feel real great, but I was, you know. It did worry me, but I wasn't like my life is over. This is horrible.
Speaker 3:And now don't take this the way wrong, wayayden, but everybody's talking about reproductive rights and your daughters and whatever, whatever. I got three of them, three little girls, and I love all of them very much and I do not believe in my heart of hearts that their lives are going to be any worse because Donald Trump was elected. Now, sure, I know what people are going to say. What if one of them are raped and they get pregnant? Should they have to carry that to full term? Yada, yada, yada. No is the answer. But let me say this Everything I've read Donald Trump is not for a complete ban of abortion. He just wanted to put it back at the states, in the state's hands. Now I will also say this I think Donald Trump's an idiot. Ok, he's a buffoon, he's an idiot. He talks too much, he, he looks orange A lot of times. He doesn't make sense, but his policies were better.
Speaker 7:I think he's a businessman, and when we're talking about the economic state of our country, we need someone that's a businessman. The rest of them are politicians. They're gonna spew things that sound pretty and not do shit well.
Speaker 3:But here's the other side is there has been movement on a lot of fronts out there. You know donald trump, but hamas came right out and wanted to start talking about a peace deal right away let's talk about the uh yes the uh stock market yep it jumped 1200 points the day he was elected yeah, bitcoin all of anything money-wise.
Speaker 7:Everything immediately came up here's what you know I'm.
Speaker 1:You know people are like, oh, we're gonna be able to live cheaper again. I can promise you one thing that's not about to change is the price of everything no, nothing's going down, don't be silly no, never, never has and that's just the other thing too, is you know there what will go down Price of gas.
Speaker 3:Price of gas will come down because he will drill, baby drill, as they say, and you know we won't be so stuck on foreign. You know foreign people for our energy, or foreign energy, not foreign people. And you know immigration, I believe we will get under control because this time it's looking like he's going to have the house and the senate behind him, yeah and, but I do want to say this I'm next.
Speaker 3:I will pray for press no, I'm next to talk yeah, well you got, you can have the floor after this. Jd vance, the vice president elect. That's now a movement, by the way. It should be. That guy should have. We should have 12 years, four of Trump, eight of Vance. And if Vance turns out like I hope, like it looks, like he could, I want to rewrite the Constitution and give him four terms because I love that guy.
Speaker 3:I watched his movie Hillbilly Elegy on the plane from Tampa this week. He made a movie, so he wrote a book and they made a movie. Amy Adams is the star. Oh, I like her, and she's his mother who had a big drug problem. Glenn Close you know the powerful woman in House of Cards, glenn Close, oh, yeah, she's in it and you will not believe what she looks like. And, my God, they show pictures at the end. Even the kid that played JD looked like JD. It was crazy. But hearing that story, and then you know watching him during the debate, watching him handle people, because if you say bullshit to JD, he calls you on it and he calls you on it right now.
Speaker 2:He's political and respectful, but he's got some bite to him. He's direct. What do you want to say, Braden? So, since we're talking numbers, since we're talking, are you? Talking votes, let's talk statistics. Let's also talk some major life events. Did you just say Statistics, whatever Statistics? So let's talk statistics, right. So when? So let's talk statistics, right. So when Joe Biden was elected, there were some shenanigans on election night around 4 am.
Speaker 3:I have said that since then there was something about like this.
Speaker 2:It looked like this on a graph there was a peak of votes and that all happened at the exact same time. Information has been gathered since then and these dickheads decide that they're going to make it public and they're going to tell us their findings. Republicans, for the past three elections, have remained steady about 59 million or 5.9 million votes. They've remained very steady 59.
Speaker 3:59. And it's really up closer to 60 to 70.
Speaker 2:But even if they do grow it's very steady. 59. And it's really up closer to 60 to 70 million. But even if they do grow it's very steady, you can tell.
Speaker 7:You're going to have ups downs. You're going to have good years, bad years. You're going to have people dying off.
Speaker 3:This is what he's getting ready to tell you.
Speaker 2:When exactly that crazy jump is, when, obviously, there were some shenanigans. So this year, though, the Democratic Party they voted the exact same way. They did not last election, but the election before 2004.
Speaker 3:All of this is out now. 2004. John Kerry was the Democratic nominee. He looked like the tree in the movie that had a tree. I can't remember. Yeah, that one. Yeah, that's the one. 59 million votes for John Kerry Yep, I can't remember. Yeah, that's the one. Fifty nine million votes for John Kerry Yep, 2008. Barack Obama I voted for Barack Obama. I was one of the sixty nine and a half million people to do so.
Speaker 7:So that's going to be on the high end. Because we all know who's a favorite, I voted for him.
Speaker 3:This dude, still to this day, can move a crowd. The dude knows how to talk.
Speaker 2:He's also probably pulling the strings on the Democratic Party.
Speaker 3:That's very well known. 2012, barack Obama he didn't do as well 65.9 million votes.
Speaker 7:Still 65 to 69. Still won.
Speaker 3:The incumbent president's always at a disadvantage, but he won, still won. The incumbent president's always at a disadvantage, but he won 2016,. Hillary Clinton got 65.9 million votes, same as Obama. Sure, she still lost To Trump, joe Biden in 2020. To Trump yeah, excuse me, 81.3 million largest margin of victory ever.
Speaker 2:I can keep a better secret than that votes wow, 2024, kamala harris, yeah, 66 million votes yep, yep, right back.
Speaker 3:That is so it is astronomical. It's bananas, as brayden says, 59, 69, 65, 65, 66. One of these is not like the other. And it's here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 7:The thing is the Republican numbers were not greatly down. So where the fuck did all these extra people come from? Right, that's just. Everybody decided we had we had 15 million people that said, yeah, I'm going to go vote for old Joe.
Speaker 6:I really like him.
Speaker 2:And I see all this nonsense about Trump, which, again, I'm ridiculously stupid as well.
Speaker 3:You're not stupid.
Speaker 2:But I don't know anything about any of this. But what I do know is I know nothing about politics, and I can see that there's some shenanigans. I thought there was shenanigans that night, not to mention the thing that you showed me and then I heard it several other times Every single, every single president or really like president, first lady, whoever candidate they have doubled or gained, pretty fairly gained in their net worth. Donald Trump lost money, oh yeah, and he's been shot. He's been shot at, he's all of it. He's been made a felon.
Speaker 2:He's been made a felon and there's another felon being upset about it. All of this just because people think that he's got these little buttons in his office. Then all of there's one over here that says abortion, click it no more of. There's one over here that says abortion, click it no more. There's one right here that says war, click it. We're going to war. You're going to war. It's ridiculous. Donald Trump is going to make you put a rifle in your arms and you're on the front lines, jim.
Speaker 3:I've heard a lot of people talking about um. You know, you know, if you have a period tracker on your phone, shut it off. I heard that today because they're tracking those and they're going to know if you're ovulating. That way they can make sure you don't have an abortion and your menstrual cycle.
Speaker 2:Damn it, let it be late, that is real.
Speaker 3:Let it be late, that is a real thing coming from the left, the liberal, Is it true?
Speaker 2:No, of course it's not true. Well, he's saying Let it be late, let it be early, somebody in a suit coming to your house.
Speaker 1:This is the message that's coming out.
Speaker 7:Hey, your period tracker on your phone is notifying the government of when you're late. I can promise you.
Speaker 1:The government doesn't give a fuck. That's like Brick.
Speaker 2:Tanlin and Anchorman saying bears smell the menstruation. They're going to come attack us because it's a lady anchor woman.
Speaker 1:Did you see the video of it's Anchorman? How do you say her name again, kamala? Anyway, her. She says right now, we're the something about, we're the only.
Speaker 2:If enough Democrats voted, you could just say the president.
Speaker 1:Right If we're the only people that don't have any soldiers in a war zone, and then it pans to.
Speaker 2:That's not true.
Speaker 1:I know soldiers are like.
Speaker 2:Pans the people in it.
Speaker 1:Oh, the guys in the office said who the fuck are we? No, they're in.
Speaker 2:Afghanistan. He was like, and that's. That's not an office, by the way.
Speaker 1:No, that is a tent. Yeah, they put up probably that day. Yeah, and they said Then where the fuck are we?
Speaker 3:Yeah, like I don't know Did you also see did you also see when she was on her phone at campaign? Yes, and it was the camera and she said it's a, it's a call about. She's like oh, you voted, oh, I'm so glad you made it. And she's like oh, hey, everyone, and it's her, goddamn. You can see her from her camera Because her cheek turned it on.
Speaker 1:She says thank you so much for voting for me.
Speaker 3:It was just like. Those are the things that did her in.
Speaker 2:Which speech was it? That? Was it her conceding to him when everybody started chanting Trump and she lashed out at him.
Speaker 3:No, that wasn't her concession. That was a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2:If you're talking about where they said Trump and she said if you're going to vote for him, then say it and shut up, or something to that effect.
Speaker 3:You're welcome to say it, but you know, right now I'm speaking.
Speaker 2:Something like that. Please sit down, yep, yep, yep.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and she lives for those moments. Now, look, I want to go on the record and say she's also on the Diddy list she well, that also hurt her. Oh yeah, yeah. People like J-Lo coming out and speaking for her. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7:You know the word was you were with Diddy and you expect us to follow what you say yeah, when you're with P Diddy, oh, you're with P Diddy, you're a great role model you want to hear what I told Caleb.
Speaker 1:My conspiracy theory is what I think. All of the elites, the whole Diddy list Okay, they spoke for her because they didn't want Trump to win, because he's actually going to stop Not stop, but he's going to crack down she would have pardoned them, yes, and things would have been swept under the rug and with him, they all know it won't be.
Speaker 3:I don't know that he'll push. Was he arrested on federal charges? Were they federal? I don't know. Yeah, If they're federal, he could have some. You know big question Will he pardon Hunter Biden?
Speaker 2:That is.
Speaker 1:Why would he?
Speaker 2:Because he's in a whole Tax evasion. He's in a whole bunch of trouble.
Speaker 1:Right, so why would he pardon him Just?
Speaker 2:to show these gentlemen.
Speaker 3:Yeah, to start the healing on the country is the word that I've read. I think he said he would consider it.
Speaker 7:I don't know, I think. If I mean I think it sends a wrong message. If you're doing wrong, then that's what you do.
Speaker 2:I'm taking this from I'm taking this strictly from Shane Gillis I think he should pardon Hunter and then invite him into the administration.
Speaker 3:I want you to be my head of something Shane Gillis and his story of the night.
Speaker 2:they killed beautiful dogs.
Speaker 3:He died crying oh you did that pretty good you're in your house sleeping and robot looking dogs bust through your wall the paw patrol killed this guy let him cry, I would have cried too.
Speaker 2:He was like Donald Trump. You could tell he's the only person that's never seen this. He was like most guys. They'd could tell he's the only person who's never seen this. He was like, you know, most guys. They'd come in through the door. Not us, Not us. We came in through the wall. Shut up, dude. You sound dumb.
Speaker 3:He did it so well, but it's. Look here's the story. Donald Trump won. He got out there. It's. I think it's my opinion that the liberals did themselves in, because every time they came after him, it made him stronger yeah, dude, we said it in the basement when they showed his mugshot 48 times.
Speaker 2:Guess what? That's? Another 48 million votes. That's right. Another one of them and he was.
Speaker 3:I mean, he turned each of those into marketing material. Oh yeah, we're buying shirts. Now look, did I think it was ridiculous that he rolled out a Bible and inside it had the Declaration of Independence and all of this stuff and he's like in for a sixty, nine, ninety, nine and I'm like, oh, that's so tacky, that is so tacky.
Speaker 2:He made it work His acceptance or whatever speech after he won the popular and the electrical vote. What was?
Speaker 7:it Electoral. We should probably stop talking about important things, yeah.
Speaker 2:He says he goes I'm your 47th president and your 45th. Okay, you said it wrong. If you're going to do it, you're going to run your mouth. You said your 45th and your 47th and he did it right Kamala, kamala, kamala, kamala, okay. So she went on one podcast, and that's what today's world is now. That's what today's society is. Joe Rogan owns the world, whether we like it or not, and the problem that Kamala had is she went on one with a guy named Charlemagne the God, so she went on his and then the.
Speaker 3:She went on a girl's one, something about tits.
Speaker 7:Call me daddy, call me daddy, call me daddy, she might call me daddy.
Speaker 2:But, hold on, though, because that is a barstool extension and turns out there's two owners of the world it's Dave Portnoy and Joe Rogan. So, with all of that going on, she should have went out more, because Trump, andrew Schultz, he hit Theo Vaughn, he hit Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan is the one, I think, that sold it, and Joe Rogan he one, I think, that sold it, and Joe Rogan, he has a hundred million subscribers did you?
Speaker 3:did you see JD Vance on Joe Rogan?
Speaker 2:yes, he said and thank you for bringing that up I saw a picture today that some I don't know who it was, it was a lady and she was verified on Twitter and I know you can just pay for that now but she looked like a someone important and said you know what, if you want JD Vance in 2028, then then just say that, like they're trying to do a cop out now I'll do it, I'll take it a dude responded and said yeah, actually we are voting jd vance in for 2028, but donald trump is gonna get us to 2028.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it shut it down beautifully.
Speaker 3:That's how it should be Beautifully Now and he will run a clean campaign. He will run a much different campaign than Donald Trump. There won't be the name calling. There won't be any of that.
Speaker 7:The cattiness Back to, gentleman or gentle, lady politics.
Speaker 2:the way it should be. The next 12 years are Republican baby. They're bright red, I think. So too. They're bright red, I think so too.
Speaker 3:They're bright red. I think so too, and I believe this is going to sound horrible. I'll be stunned if Trump makes the whole term Really.
Speaker 7:Oh dude, no way If you looked at him during the campaign. I think the campaign aged him.
Speaker 3:See, I don't know that I I think they're going to try to find a reason to impeach him Of course they will.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but Joe Rogan speaks very highly of him and not because he makes fun of him too. Him and Tim Dillon ruined Donald Trump. I mean had me in tears, but Joe Rogan says he's got no quit. They did like a three and a half hour podcast. He't pee before, during or after. He's like 77.
Speaker 3:You can't get that guy will. If you come after him he goes for you hard. And there's just that that guy. And like you said, he he never took a salary when he was president last time. That's 400 grand a year now.
Speaker 7:To him that's probably nothing but you know some quick math writing, you're gonna turn away 1.6 million no, man, oh man, matter of fact, you'd have to pay me to stop doing what I'm doing.
Speaker 2:No, that's your dad's joke. That's heard it from brando first so yeah, I.
Speaker 3:It's just such strange times that we live in this Trump derangement syndrome that's out there.
Speaker 2:That's got these people crying and wigging out Joe Biden, not to mention Joe Biden. He put on a Trump hat yeah In front of a computer, not a computer in front of a camera.
Speaker 3:Do we think that Joe Biden is happy or sad about this?
Speaker 2:Happy because he's done, Joe Biden doesn't even know what the fuck he is. Well, that number one, he got left unsupervised yet again. He was like here's a goddamn camera right there. Give me that hat. And he said Trump went to Kamala and said Joe Biden doesn't even like you. You know, that Joe Biden didn't like you, doesn't like you at all, and she wasn't voted in. She wasn't voted in to public candidacy.
Speaker 3:She's gotten no votes in a primary.
Speaker 2:Isn't that what you have to do? Right, you have to get voted in. Right, you have to win the primary.
Speaker 3:They keep talking. The Democrats keep talking about the.
Speaker 7:You know how democracy is the only democracy that's gone outside of it yeah, you, you can't be enough.
Speaker 3:If, if kamala were the or kamala was the running mate and joe biden passed away for some reason, I could understand, but he stepped down. That should have went to the, that should have opened up. So when they went, for anybody else national convention. Anybody should have been able to put their name in the hat. Yeah, and that should have been decided. They are not her. Send her in. She's the chosen one. They anointed her and because they thought she's black, she's a female, she can beat him, and it almost worked.
Speaker 7:She almost worked. They thought she would get the black vote, they thought she would get the women vote and they thought she would get the Hispanic or the minority vote and that that would trump the red side. Did you hear them? Did you hear?
Speaker 3:Did you hear like the people on the View and different pundits are blaming the people now? Like they are coming out saying you, you know you women didn't come out and help now, now you're gonna pay for it.
Speaker 1:Like that's what a horrible thing, to say okay, it's.
Speaker 7:It's all but confirmed you didn't vote the way we wanted you to.
Speaker 1:You can't come and do this um, did you? I want to hear amanda's 4b talk. Well, hold on because I'm done.
Speaker 2:So the crazy also, another crazy thing is there are so many. What, like Trump's antics? Are Trump's antics? Right, like we've? We're good with it, but not Well, we are good with it as a country, literally Right.
Speaker 2:But, we, like people, have. Just, you know Trump, you know the proud. What was it? Proud boys, proud boys for Trump, that was a thing. Yeah, those like headlines don't surprise anyone anymore. The headlines that do surprise people are the Democratic first black woman to have a shot at being president. And that's nothing bad against anyone else, it's just she was the first one, yeah. And she goes on a podcast talking about I have a Glock in my house, you come in my house, I'll shoot you. Come on, you can't come off the rails like that.
Speaker 6:And also I smoke weed.
Speaker 2:I've smoked weed before and you know, oh, would you legalize?
Speaker 7:it. I can't say that here. She was trying to be cool.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You can't do that. You know she was one of the things that was reported about her and I just want to go on the record. I don't know if it's true or not. Is it a prosecution rate? Yeah, that she prosecuted more African-American men on marijuana charges and like they had harsh sentences from it. Yeah, and then they show her laughing about smoking marijuana.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's not, that's not fake.
Speaker 3:That's that's. I think that's not also that was.
Speaker 7:That was my, that was. I just want to say that was always. My issue with her is her stance was never firm on anything.
Speaker 2:Well, it was never.
Speaker 7:Trump is a buffoon, but you know where he stands and what he believes in. He's not, and she would flip flop. What her, what I mean that was the thing when she was Biden's running mate is that she was too liberal and so she started to change her, change her things. That she had said her rhetoric a little bit that oh no, we can do this, we can try to be more moderate. And none of that's really true. She's still super left-leaning, really liberal, but she just wants to say the right things to get the vote which doesn't work.
Speaker 2:Never talked her and her president's like policies. Never talked to those. It was always. It was always circle, it was a circle and it always ended back at Donald Trump. Oh yeah, it always ended back. And that's, if you like, the.
Speaker 7:Oh, you want to know what my economic policy is. Yeah, that would be great. It'd be really nice if we could talk about my economic policy, but do you know what Donald Trump did?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it was every fucking question and like taking the. Of course he's the elephant in the room. You're running against him. I understand that, but you have to read the room to like pointing out the elephant in the room happens in. Like this sort of setting.
Speaker 7:Like okay, happens in like this sort of setting like okay, maybe I am a bit edgy, you know right, but it can come off here, not on a exactly.
Speaker 2:It can't come off on a stage in front of tens of thousands of people where you're just like well you don't want to know your policy and it's no, I didn't ask you about trump I asked you about what you're doing. What are you gonna? Because, united, we hate joe biden and even your party hates joe biden. So tell me what you're going to do differently, or what you would have done. I think it also and why you're not doing it now.
Speaker 4:Yes, I think it also hurt her come out there and fucking throw him record and say something about him she was.
Speaker 3:She was stuck in the unenviable position of, you know, trying to break away from Joe Biden, but still trying to not try to throw him under the bus, and you know he would have had to have. I think he's a decent guy. I don't. You know he can't be the smartest, most diabolical man known out there and you know, be the buffoon like they tell him. He's both and it's not true. And you know that's the nasty side of politics.
Speaker 7:I mean, look at the choice that we made. We put someone in office at that age and we're maybe we're going to see the same thing with Trump.
Speaker 3:I don't think so. That's it.
Speaker 7:I do think they are completely different and but that's also the risk you take when you're you know 77 getting voted in 80 years old, I can remember people at 80 years old looking like goblins.
Speaker 2:You might as well be dead. Yeah, why are you still? I got to. I don't want to see 80. 80 sounds like it sucks.
Speaker 3:Oh, I mean, look at Joe Biden. He's got his skin pulled real tight. He doesn't even look like Joe Biden 80 sounds and looks like I don't know it's. This conversation moved very quickly. I'm you know it's time to wrap it up already, but talk about the four b's go ahead.
Speaker 7:So 4b movement is actually a movement that was started in south korea to protest the gender equal inequality.
Speaker 3:So when they say did they get together and say 4b?
Speaker 7:I don't think you could say that you got to take it out now I can't.
Speaker 6:We are so.
Speaker 3:Brayden's eyes do not reflect what I just said.
Speaker 2:I think you were All right. Oh, we double down on it, baby, that's how we roll in the average.
Speaker 7:Go on, the four B's, the four Bs, so the gender inequality of you know, the wage gap and less women rights and not being respected and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2:What are the four?
Speaker 7:Bs. I don't know, I don't think it's four Bs.
Speaker 3:Bitches broads, boobies and butts, boobs and buttholes, so anyway the women in this country are.
Speaker 7:they're what's the word Boycotting men? Essentially, no boyfriends, no husbands, no sex.
Speaker 2:When are they going to start doing that in Howard County?
Speaker 7:Well, let me tell you someone who'd never be a part of the movement.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, hers is not in Howard County right now, never mind.
Speaker 7:Yeah, as a matter of fact, she's trying to make up for it in the other counties line yeah, as a matter of fact, she's trying to make up for it in the other counties, like, hey, this is coming, let me get you trying to make up for everybody that's going somebody else might not have had sex.
Speaker 7:She's gonna fix it but the idea is that, hey, you need us as a society, we don't need you anymore. So they are. They've cut off men and it's actually gaining some steam in this country, because let me see my stats pulled up here they already had a low fertility rate anyways, but it fell.
Speaker 2:So the Sorry, I was trying to read Google, the average weaner linked in South Korea. That could be why this happened.
Speaker 7:So it dropped. The fertility rate in 2022 was 8 and it fell to previously and in 2022, it fell to point or now previously.
Speaker 3:And in 2022, it fell to 0.7. I'm going to do the cricket if you don't get this moving.
Speaker 7:Well, if anybody else would participate, I told you about it That'd be super fun.
Speaker 1:I don't remember, I don't.
Speaker 7:I guess I don't know it, because it's not just about shaving heads, but the idea is to completely swear off men.
Speaker 2:Are you going to do that?
Speaker 7:Maybe swear off men. Are you going to do that?
Speaker 2:Maybe People are. Are you going to do that?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 7:I think people that are shaving heads are the ones that are just trying to oh look, I'm a part of something. They're not actually understanding what it is.
Speaker 1:Okay, if you're a part of something, guess what that means you're not getting the deal, and a lot of people on TikTok are relating it to Trump getting an office.
Speaker 7:Well, that's what they're saying. That it's you know, our rights are being taken away and reproductive rights and all that stuff. That kind of ties back together. So people are trying to get that going and I don't think that'll ever.
Speaker 2:So what's the goal?
Speaker 7:of that what would the goal of that be? Well, to show men that men aren't needed. To show men that they need us as much as we need them, that we have to work together as a society and that we are equals. Because before women were property, they couldn't open a bank account they couldn't have.
Speaker 3:I'm going to tell you right now times were best then oh were they Second?
Speaker 7:you know what you know you had to. You either had to have your dad, your uncle, your husband, your brother. Hold on, there had to be a man. Do you wish that you could have?
Speaker 2:you wish that someone would have told you no to one of your 12 credit cards.
Speaker 7:You wish Caleb would have just said yeah, I'm not signing for that, that doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, but he would have had to sign for it back in the day.
Speaker 1:Well, imagine had I, had I, he would have been able to sign for it.
Speaker 7:She'd be living in sin.
Speaker 1:Ron would have had to sign for you know, had I started living there, to then like why are you fighting? Like I don't know, why the fuck do we have to work?
Speaker 3:You'd have loved it. Yeah, jams is getting ready to run on that.
Speaker 7:She'd rather go back and talk. Three day work weeks.
Speaker 2:You know what Four hours you can punch me in my belly once a week.
Speaker 7:Do you know what I think is super fun about this movement, though this has been my little idea that I'm really excited about is. I really enjoy the idea of natural selection. I think it's nature's way of taking care of itself. Yeah, and you know what? If all these women that are like this is what I believe in are like, I'm not having sex and reproducing anymore?
Speaker 2:No more vibrators. Yes, no, this won't count. What are they shaped like? Lots of things. They're shaped like wieners. Well, I can tell you, not all of them.
Speaker 3:Oh boy, Not all of them. Stop talking. Stop talking. As a matter of fact, I'm saving us all.
Speaker 1:It's the most wonderful time Of this goddamn podcast Yee-haw Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment of this goddamn podcast, did you?
Speaker 7:really think this was going to be a feel-good segment. Are you insane like me? Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. I see red, red, oh red Come to your head. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 3:And boy will it be brutal. I wasn't stopping the last. No, I was not. I said it was good. I just I was stopping because I wasn't sure how bad the rest of it was going to get Dear Amps and Jams, because I wasn't sure how bad the rest of it was going to get Deer hams and jams.
Speaker 3:My wife has had a stressful time at work and was looking forward to a vacation at her grandparents' cabin. She brought a few books she wanted to read and I brought my fishing rod. She had no plans to entertain, excuse me, she had no plans to entertain. My dad stopped by to go fishing. It was supposed to be just my dad stopping by for the day, but somehow, well, my mom inserted herself and I was shocked to see her. My wife had no plans to entertain her. I told my mom that my mom brought stuff for lunch and dinner and tried to engage my wife into making dinner for us all, and my wife said no, she's relaxing and reading. If my mom wanted to cook, that's my mom's prerogative. No, it's not, we misspelled prerogative, but that's OK.
Speaker 3:My dad and I did get back late and at the table my mom started to complain how she did this all by herself. I looked at my wife who just took her plate and ate in her room. My mom started to complain to me about it and I told my mom she technically wasn't invited and my wife had no expectations to entertain her in my wife's cabin while my wife is on vacation. That's what I was saying, dude. My mom started saying well, she wouldn't have come if she would have known that. I told my mom next time to take the hint If you aren't invited, don't come. My parents left after dinner. My mom complained that my wife should have tried to be gracious, a gracious host, and I said maybe my mom should try not being an unwanted guest. Ams and jams Should I be upset with my mom?
Speaker 1:Yes, yeah, I mean, if you, I mean.
Speaker 7:I mean, I think that could be handled a little more politically, but I'm assuming this is something that is kind of a pattern, based off of how the wife is reacting to it.
Speaker 3:This I can't believe. I would have thought you would have taken the other route and Jams would have been the. I would have thought that you'd be like you're on your own, Jams would have been like oh yeah, I'll help you.
Speaker 1:No, because I know how I feel when I don't want to entertain.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I hate when I'm like this is my plan for the day and then people show up and I'm like this is my plan for the day and then people show up and I'm like well fuck.
Speaker 2:Now I can't do any of that. I'm sorry, we're those people.
Speaker 7:You're not those people we were. You don't come over anymore, so that's not you I can't remember the last time you came over.
Speaker 3:Actually, let's not love your dad anymore, it's okay.
Speaker 7:But yeah no, it's super rude to just drop in and expect people to entertain you.
Speaker 2:Now I want to cook dinner with me. No, I want to read my book. All right, Well, I'm preheating the up, bitch, what'd I say?
Speaker 7:And then to get mad. Okay, so even let's play the scenario. Mom comes and said I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you wanted time to yourself. That's fine, I'll just cook. Oh, come cook with me. Oh, come cook with me. She's volunteering to do this. And then you sit down in there. I'm so mad that I had to do all this by myself, bitch nobody asked you to.
Speaker 2:You prepared the tupperware to bring over you I have lunch and dinner nobody asked you cook.
Speaker 7:In fact, I was looking forward to greasy pizza that somebody brought to my doorstep. I'm here for the next six hours I'm gonna go eat in my room my name's Debbie and she's probably reading smut, isn't it her grandparents' cabin?
Speaker 1:I?
Speaker 7:didn't catch I was wondering because if it was these people's cabin like, hey, you're in our cabin, I guess we kind of do what you want.
Speaker 1:No, I think it's her grandparents.
Speaker 7:Yeah her grandparents.
Speaker 3:Then they need to. But dad, mom tagged along.
Speaker 7:Right. Dad was invited to go fishing. Mom said oh well, why you boys are fishing? Probably should take a note.
Speaker 3:And just not invite Dad next time.
Speaker 7:Well, or maybe there needs to be some Repairing of a relationship there.
Speaker 3:I bet Christmas is gonna be Fucked up in that house.
Speaker 7:I bet they don't go there For Christmas and that's probably the problem, dear Ams and Jams.
Speaker 3:I am currently On my flight to Indianapolis to see the heiress tour on Saturday. Fuck you we don't know what that is. I bought tickets last year and have been booked, and ready.
Speaker 1:Nobody from out of state should have been able to buy those tickets.
Speaker 2:Why so you could?
Speaker 1:It was just so fucking difficult to get tickets and we're not busy.
Speaker 3:I could probably continue reading. Yeah, or you guys keep on Really.
Speaker 2:On a flight to Indianapolis.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I bought tickets last year and have been booked and ready to have and I hate when these sentences are bad. I bought tickets last year and have been booked and ready and have been looking forward to this so much. My sister-in-law told the family last night that her mom died. This is truly heartbreaking. I went over after work to be with them and also did their laundry for them and fix them dinner Before I left. I prepared a bunch of wraps to eat and some casseroles as well. I was there until 2 am and I barely slept.
Speaker 3:I got a call this morning from my sister-in-law asking if I could come over and spend the morning with her. I told her that unfortunately I had a few things I had to do before I could leave for my concert. She got very quiet and asked me if I was still going to that. I told her yes, I leave in five hours for the airport. She said that she couldn't believe I still could think about a concert when she has just become an orphan with no one in the world but our family. Bet, you're married Now. This is true.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a kayaking trip and a baby shower.
Speaker 7:We're saying sister-in-law, so it's her brother's Jesus Christ. I told her Her brother's wife.
Speaker 3:I told her that I am so sorry and that when I get back I will take off a few days to be with her if she needs, but that this is something I've been looking forward to and also my friends coming with me are counting on me for things like hotel rental, car etc. She got angry and told me that I was a horrible sister-in-law and that she hopes that when my mom dies, everyone abandons her or, I'm sorry, everyone abandons me too. I know this isn't that her mother-in-law. I told her this is the shock and grief talking yeah. So I'm truly not mad at her.
Speaker 7:Sorry, I was answering James' question. Ok, could we answer the question? It's Ams and James's. We can answer when we want.
Speaker 3:I know this is a shock and grief talking, so I am truly not mad at her. When my dad died, I said some pretty chaotic things too, but as I'm sitting on this flight I feel so bad. I did everything I could think of before leaving to make the day a day of banalites I don't know what that word is of life a little easier for them. There won't be a funeral, so there's no big plan. I was so ready for that and it didn't work. Ams and Jams, should I have stayed home? No, okay, first off-. This is where you guys can all talk.
Speaker 1:Okay, first off, she just told her sister-in-law that when her mother dies, she hopes everybody abandons her. Are we really going to go back to this? Yes, when her mother, when her sister-in-law's mother dies, that's her mother-in-law, right, right.
Speaker 7:But this is where's her husband.
Speaker 2:Why does the?
Speaker 7:sister-in-law need to come for her. Her husband's there, yeah, which would be the sister-in-law's brother. Husband's there, yeah, which would be the sister-in-law's brother.
Speaker 2:So don't feel bad, you just said it right. When your dad died, you said some off-color things. This is just what this heifer did.
Speaker 7:She's obviously just in the grief stage. But no, I don't think you did anything wrong. You went and you prepared things and you were supportive.
Speaker 1:I hope you had fun.
Speaker 3:At the heiress tour. You're mad at her because she came to the.
Speaker 1:Ares tour. I am mad because it was supposed to be like For local people.
Speaker 7:Yeah, only local people could go see it.
Speaker 1:You had to live in Indiana to buy tickets, or so they say. Apparently, you didn't.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't think she needs to be upset. I don't think you can restrict people to attend events based on where they live. She doesn't need to be upset.
Speaker 1:I think that's called discrimination?
Speaker 3:No, it's not If you restrict something based on something to do with the person. That's discrimination. Don't look at Amanda. She agrees with me. She's not your wife, yet she is still mine and she will take my side on this more ams and jams, let's go.
Speaker 7:Uh, dear ams and jams, let's save some lives.
Speaker 3:I like this one. I don't think we helped the last one. I kind of did. I've been going out with this girl for about two years now and had known her for a few years before that. I'm not exactly a ladies man and before her I haven't had sex in almost two years. Uh oh. So I suppose insecurity and some anxiety is playing a part in what I'm about to say. I bet your forearms are huge, boy. We were recently talking and I asked the question about how many sexual partners she had before me 47. And she said somewhere in the range of 25 to 30 whore.
Speaker 2:Put yourself in that scenario, dude. What's about her jams 52?
Speaker 7:no 53 no what is the number do you really want to know that I'm not sharing?
Speaker 3:oh, I wouldn't give us a round.
Speaker 2:I think the three of us should guess and you tell us 300 wow.
Speaker 7:James, I've got you beat.
Speaker 2:I think if you get rid of, 304.
Speaker 3:I do have a funny story about a kid that used to work for me. Um, we were recently talking about 25 30. In comparison, I have only had six before her. She didn't ask me though, well duh she doesn't she already she's an adult am I wrong to think this is a ridiculously high number for a woman?
Speaker 3:no, I want to try and get over it but honestly, I've been playing. It's been playing in my head a lot. I don't want to end our relationship, but all I can think of for the last few weeks is about how she was sleeping around a lot before me and will probably be sleeping around a lot after me, and that makes me extremely jealous and, just frankly, angry. How old are they?
Speaker 2:Ams and James.
Speaker 3:Am I wrong to feel this way and does anyone have any suggestions on how to stop feeling like this? Yeah, carry on with the relationship.
Speaker 2:If so, don't ask dumb ass questions.
Speaker 3:This doesn't really have much to do with trust issues. I really do trust her and don't think she'd cheat on me or anything.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, you just counted yourself out in the future, so it doesn't even fucking matter. So you might as well just leave her because all you said was. I know she's slept around before me and now.
Speaker 5:I know she's going to sleep around after me.
Speaker 1:You've just ended your relationship in your own head, so you've already decided it's over.
Speaker 7:Yeah, Also, I like the point that you said. Well, I feel like this is a lot for women. So if a dude had slept around that much, that's okay.
Speaker 3:But it's not okay for women. That's very well known that you're a whore if you do it and you're cool if you're a guy.
Speaker 7:But I mean, but you gotta have both to do it.
Speaker 3:You guys should have voted for Kamala.
Speaker 7:She wouldn't think people were whores. Is that what it is?
Speaker 2:I just can't believe that. He how did it say an age? Do you remember?
Speaker 7:I don't remember Ask that question as an adult.
Speaker 2:Well, he hasn't had sex for two years 28 or something.
Speaker 7:So I think you need to take a long look in the mirror. You're that worried about how many partners she's had before.
Speaker 2:He looked at one of his peers in society and said I would be what you said have you had sex?
Speaker 6:He?
Speaker 2:probably said how many different people he probably said what's your body count? Shut up. That is the.
Speaker 3:You know what think? There's no right answer. All of it was she didn't ask back Because she doesn't care, Because she doesn't care.
Speaker 2:Four All right, got it Because she doesn't care or she knows. Eh, you're way under Like dude, if you asked that question, what would you have done? You'd have rode in if she said three instead. I don't believe her.
Speaker 3:I also will say this A woman, either of you, easily, either of you could walk outside the front door of this house and yell I need somebody to have sex with me. I disagree.
Speaker 6:And you could have sex within 20 minutes.
Speaker 3:I disagree, amanda. I disagree, amanda, you don't agree with me.
Speaker 1:No, I agree with you. You don't agree with me. No, I agree with you. Yeah, yeah, I could walk into a bar and leave with somebody A jam's a bar.
Speaker 2:You could walk into a Walmart, yeah.
Speaker 7:You could walk into a Walmart. That's not very good high standards.
Speaker 1:Well, no, but I'm saying Can we at least go to Target Shit the pool of, and how easy it is for us to you could sleep with a married dude Today, right now.
Speaker 2:Right now. Yep, oh, you wouldn't even really have to ask either.
Speaker 3:I don't. I don't know how you would not. How would you do that?
Speaker 7:I think that's called rape.
Speaker 2:Well, no, a little roofie. Well, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 1:Do you get some baby oil from?
Speaker 2:You really don't think. So I'm not saying like just you, but do you think women in general? No, I think me. That's a me thing, any woman. Any woman, I mean literally. Now I'm not saying With the exception of anyone that's been on Weight Watchers.
Speaker 1:You know what I mean. I'm not saying I could walk in and get the hottest person. I'm just saying that could walk in and get the hottest person.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying that if I Anywhere you go, you can take something with you.
Speaker 3:I think I'm not saying you go in there and just walk out with you know, brad Pitt, but I think that I think you would pull better than you expect going in too.
Speaker 2:It's basically the pick of the litter for any woman and I've had this discussion Not any woman, but most.
Speaker 3:Now there are some out there that obviously aren't. But I mean, look, there's somebody that we all know out there that's getting it.
Speaker 2:What time is it? Probably currently.
Speaker 7:Presently On the second or third one by now.
Speaker 3:You know what let's get out of here. It's time to talk about one thing I love Jams, give us one thing you love, one thing you hate. This is a surprise every week.
Speaker 1:No, yes, I, that's both Love candy and I. What's her last name?
Speaker 2:I love chocolate candy. I what's her last name? I love chocolate Candy what's his last name? I love chocolate.
Speaker 1:Candy and hey you take a deep breath and I hate Audrey's hormones.
Speaker 7:I made her real mad today before we sent her to you. She's been fine all week.
Speaker 3:Is that why you're saying that? Because she went and complained about me.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. She's emotional. When are you going to be home? I never get to spend any time with you because I left to go help Caleb.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Because he needed me to bring him boiling water.
Speaker 2:Well, when I got there, they needed an extra hand because oh well, yeah, we're going to pause, so did you boil the water before you?
Speaker 1:left.
Speaker 3:Was it still boiling? When you got there? You got a hot plate.
Speaker 1:No To the lighter. Why don't we just put a stove in the building With my facial stuff? I have this thermos that keeps water boiling temperature.
Speaker 3:What do they need boiling water for?
Speaker 7:Don't answer that. To mix the stuff probably.
Speaker 1:I was there, wasn't boiling Anyway, wasn't it at least a little steamy?
Speaker 2:Nope, Water was there before Jamie even got there. I don't know, Why'd you bring boiling water? I love good days with the kids. I was just telling Caleb and Keen and Jackie when I was at your store. I was like dude, I did this with Lucas. I was in Lucas when it was cement nothing on the walls Like I did this. And now Jet Maverick and Leo are.
Speaker 2:It's not my building, god damn it, but Jet Maverick and Leo are still getting to experience experiencing the same thing, like we brought a switch dude, like it was awesome, it was the coolest thing you should have brought your little power wheels car and let them ride around yeah, yeah, I was thinking about it. I gotta go back now. I gotta go back for some work.
Speaker 7:It was funny because we were in there and I said, ah, you know, I just have to throw a Braxton on the truck. Go do some deliveries like Brayden and Garrett used to have to Yep.
Speaker 2:So one thing I hate I hate, I hate. I'm trying to find a way to word it. I, I hate, I'm trying to find a way to word it. I hate. I hate the way she co-parents, because it's non-existent, there you go.
Speaker 3:it's hypocritical both of those work. I don't know how they both work together it's odd she doesn't, but it's hypocritical. She's an anomaly wrapped in a riddle honey something you love with a lot of medical bills. What's that brain?
Speaker 7:um. I love. What do I love?
Speaker 2:little tiny duck you got. If you're gonna do it, you do it right little tiny better.
Speaker 6:Hey, I want for the jeep.
Speaker 3:I want my decal, by the way, that says no ducks. Okay, a duck with a line through it.
Speaker 7:No ducking way pal.
Speaker 1:Oh, just a duck with a line. Just a duck with a line through it.
Speaker 3:Yep Black.
Speaker 2:You love.
Speaker 7:I love Isabel maturing and trying to become a little member of our family and society and listening to her stories of how she's trying to fit in and seeking approval, but like in a healthy way. I also love Piper and her little tiny wheelbarrow today helping me with the flowers.
Speaker 3:That's two loves give us a hate.
Speaker 7:I hate Piper. Wow, I hate working with my child when she decides that she's going to have a bad day in her room.
Speaker 2:That's because you told her call you Amanda she kicked me.
Speaker 3:I told you not to do that. Did you do that? No, I didn't.
Speaker 2:I was just being funny. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 7:I was like uh-oh Because there was a fight during snack time at one of the tables. Someone must have called me mommy and she said no, you call her, miss Amanda. Only I call her mommy. I get to call her mommy, you don't get to call her mommy. She take her earrings out, dude, hey, hey, she's gonna throw down man, she's gonna fight somebody.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna whoop your ass. You better hope you don't have any candy.
Speaker 7:It's ridiculous. We have these little girls in our class and they're like so sweet and they're pretty, and they come up and they're like, oh I, to me they're just sweet, little cute girls and they're like girls. And then you have Piper.
Speaker 3:I love improvements. I just have improved things. We're getting rid of leaves. I love that type stuff.
Speaker 2:He bought the sun for the garage, the sun.
Speaker 3:Why we have to add more lights to it because it's getting there, why I'm tired of not having light in the garage.
Speaker 2:Jamie, he's got enough light for Howard County.
Speaker 3:I walked in Why'd you buy these, minnie, because I needed it. You know what I hate? I hate my old company. I'm gone, I'm out. What's their name? I'm not whole company. I'm gone, I'm out. What's their name? I'm not saying it. Hey, what I will say is head on over to thank God, cancersavedourdivorcecom. You'll see everything about us there. Oh, god damn it. Chico lives, chico lives.
Speaker 6:Y'all crazy bitch.
Speaker 4:R-D-I-V-O-R-C-E. You gotta fight Aye Aye.
Speaker 3:Well, we're finally updating this part of the outro. Find us at ThankGodCancerSavedOurDivorcecom. Where else can they find us, Jamie?
Speaker 1:You can search on Facebook for Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce.
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Speaker 4:Tgc SOD Correct, that's weird that actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it, thanks.