My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Turkey and a Full Cornucopia of Nothing
What happens when you bring together your wife, your ex-wife, and the wonderful world of podcasting? You get a chaotic, hilarious, and heartwarming experience that is "My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and Me." Ever tried to balance the eccentricities of online personas while debating the merits of selling socks and undergarments online? We've got you covered. With Amanda and Jams in the studio, we share our real-life experiences of juggling personal relationships and maintaining authenticity in a digital world filled with quirks and peculiarities.
Holidays can be a whirlwind of stress, but we advocate for embracing simplicity and meaningful traditions. Thanksgiving doesn't have to be hectic, and we discuss how avoiding the mad dash between multiple family gatherings can lead to a more relaxed, enjoyable experience. From Turkey Bowls to egg-peeling races with Grandma, we explore ways to make holidays more about family fun and less about logistics. Our reflections aren't just about food and festivities, though; they're about finding moments of peace amidst the chaos, whether that means enjoying a quiet day at home or a lovingly-prepared pizza dinner that brings the family together.
Relationship nuances and parenting moments are never in short supply. Ever wondered why your partner suddenly decides to shave in unexpected places? We take a lighthearted look at listener dilemmas, offering playful advice peppered with doses of humor. From TikTok challenges that involve swinging belts around to confronting suspicions of infidelity, our discussions are as candid as they are comical. With lively banter, we tap into the loves and hates of everyday life, sharing updates on our projects and inviting our community to connect with us. Join us for an episode where laughter and lessons intertwine in our one-of-a-kind family dynamic.
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Speaker 2:Amanda the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. The only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast.
Speaker 4:And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me that peace and happiness might be found there. You give me hope and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, If there's any bitches in this room, Then there's something I gotta say.
Speaker 3:For all the fools who fell for the first Girl who comes their way.
Speaker 4:I've been down that road, and now I'm back.
Speaker 3:Sitting on square one, trying to pick myself up when I started from my wife, my ex-wife and me. Starts now. Starts right now. I'm trying to pick myself up. Where do I start it from? My Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's late edition of my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. We're putting this one out this week just because we love you.
Speaker 2:I have bags under my eyes. Really bad right now. You can tell I haven't been sleeping well.
Speaker 3:Aren't you an esthetician? Yeah, can't you fix that?
Speaker 2:I mean, as you get older. It's just one of those things I mean, yes, I will fix it, trust me, I'll be getting Botox, but after you turned 45, wasn't that supposed to be fixed? I quit this podcast.
Speaker 1:When you're 45? No podcast. When you're 45, no. Or because you're 45, I'm not 45, shut up. Is it stretching your face out, make wrinkles? Oh, I mean it is. You're stretching the skin and then it goes back and that's why there's wrinkles no, it's it.
Speaker 2:When you stretch the skin, it breaks the elastin, but that's not.
Speaker 3:That's not wrinkles, that's not it's been a long time since I've broken into the elastin. I guess it does end up getting wrinkles Saggy. Anything like a hymen.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I didn't know. I'm asking questions. Can you please just introduce me?
Speaker 3:Am I in trouble right now?
Speaker 2:Yes, because you're disgusting.
Speaker 3:Might you two talk into your microphones? Absolutely now, yes, because you're disgusting. Might you two talking to your microphones? Absolutely not, because you're disgusting can you please introduce me hey, there are only three of us. We're only 75 strong this week I'm kicking brayden off the pod.
Speaker 1:That's enough. 75 is enough 75 is enough.
Speaker 3:Brayden is on assignment this week.
Speaker 2:Maybe he'll be back next week if he's not back next week, we're kicking him off.
Speaker 3:He's out, no more feature.
Speaker 2:I don't know why I did that. I didn't want these. I just wanted to separate the colors.
Speaker 3:So Jams is now enjoying, do you want peanuts or plain Plain Plain. What are we talking about? Should we bring back dating profiles?
Speaker 2:Maybe If you do, you got to get. You got to Ams and Jams is going to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we wouldn't be able to do Ams and Jams, but it would be nice because now we could do video. No, that's bad, we would put ourselves in a different area. Even if somebody was offended, they couldn't find us.
Speaker 2:Thought these were peanut, they're pretzel, they're caramel.
Speaker 3:So if you're listening to us right now and the gibberish that we're talking about, you could go and see us on YouTube. You can go and see us on Twitch. You can see us on X.
Speaker 2:What is Twitch?
Speaker 3:We're everywhere.
Speaker 2:What is Twitch?
Speaker 3:Twitch. We'll talk about it off air. We'll talk about it off air. We'll talk about it off air. Let's do some introductions. Do you want to please? Let's get this party started to my left, it's my ex-wife, jamie, you ruined everything you stupid bitch.
Speaker 4:You ruined everything. You stupid, stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn bitch, you're a stupid bitch bitch and lose some weight, say hello Jams.
Speaker 2:Hello, are you enjoying your KitKat? I am. Are we not on TikTok live?
Speaker 3:We are not on TikTok live.
Speaker 1:No, because it calls us repeatedly. Oh yeah, it doesn't call us.
Speaker 3:It tells us that we've disconnected.
Speaker 1:It does that call sound.
Speaker 3:See TikTok. It makes you only use their streaming platform, so the platform we use, like I've said, we're on TikTok. I'm sorry. Check that. We are on YouTube, facebook, twitch X and, I think, instagram.
Speaker 2:We're live on Instagram right now. Yeah.
Speaker 3:And it's all through this one app. But TikTok, you have to use theirs and there's no way around it it's all through this one app. But TikTok, you have to use theirs, and so I'm, and there's no way around it unless you have an ad agency, and we're just not big enough yet. How was your week, jams, it's been busy. Yeah, you're a busy girl I am. How is the adult entertainment?
Speaker 2:Oh see, shit, If I was in that selling socks and feet pictures.
Speaker 3:I. There is a person that I follow on TikTok Mm-hmm, and she's pretty Mm-hmm. Full disclosure.
Speaker 2:Imagine that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, she's a good dancer. She's somewhat young, I'm guessing. I don't know. Her profile says she's 38. I don't believe it. I think some people look good for their age. She does have a little platform where she sells her undergarments.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Like her panties.
Speaker 2:Uh-huh, okay, I wanted to do that.
Speaker 3:I did mute you, but it was not intentional.
Speaker 1:Why are you muting me? Well, Brayden isn't here, so I tried to mute Brayden, but I've got your mics mixed up. Do you want me to get you some of those for Christmas?
Speaker 3:If you did, you'd only buy me one, because they are like $350 a pair.
Speaker 2:What Her?
Speaker 3:panties, her panties.
Speaker 2:Her panties.
Speaker 3:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:I don't know why? Because she's hot and men are stupid. Who?
Speaker 2:would pay $350. Maybe she does dirty things in them for them, like what masturbate? And then they video it and then you can pay more for the video of it. Does that happen? Or they ask you to well this said.
Speaker 3:Just this is what it is. It didn't say game worn. It didn't say I mean, I would assume they're game worn. You should see some of the descriptions. All right, what's going on?
Speaker 1:I have to fix it so I can talk into it.
Speaker 2:Okay, some of the descriptions are.
Speaker 3:Pretty gross.
Speaker 1:Did I tell you about the girl on Facebook who was selling? She was selling lingerie on, like our local garage sale site, oh my.
Speaker 2:Hi Tabby.
Speaker 1:Hello Tabby. But if you went in and looked at the comments, people were like why are you selling these on here, don't you know you? You can make a lot more selling them somewhere else. And she says, yeah, I'm not selling them for this price, this is just advertisement for that business. Yes, I'm selling them for a lot more. So she was taking her items that she sold, listing them as like items to sell on the garage sale, just as advertising for her. Hey, if you want to buy dirty panties, go here.
Speaker 3:Oh, did she call them dirty?
Speaker 1:they were used lingerie danston. She was a exotic dancer I don't know.
Speaker 3:I've just been following. I've seen so many different people on tiktok have you bought panties? Never, never will I.
Speaker 1:You know, I do keep finding panties in your underwear drawer. Oh, normally they're mine. I was going to say I've already paid for those.
Speaker 3:I paid for that ass a long time ago.
Speaker 2:You're still paying.
Speaker 3:We'll continue to. Yeah. Well, we're glad you're here, j. I know you're tired. I'm very, very, very, very tired. Now today brayden is not with us. He's on double secret probation, probation, probation, probation. I don't think that's a word. So let's just go straight to my wife. Can we go ahead and introduce you, honey, I suppose so. Are you ready to be introduced? Mm-mm, I mean, it's neck.
Speaker 1:So you're not ready to talk.
Speaker 3:Let's go ahead and try A cross from me in a beautiful pink Columbia jacket that probably cost I don't know somewhere between $8,000 and $2,000.
Speaker 4:Definitely closer to $8,000. $800. No, it's my beautiful wife, mandarin Outro.
Speaker 3:Music A bad bitch will have bad days. I missed it. Yeah Jams has her hand raised, did you turn your hat backwards to rap. It's bugging me.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I didn't do it for any particular reason I thought you were about to get down on the song. I swear.
Speaker 1:He took his headphones and stuff. I was like did he give up on us already?
Speaker 3:Yeah, this one will never make air. Nope, I just took it off because it was bugging me. I turned it around.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, I really thought you were about to get down. That's why I set everything down. I was like DJ Jazzy. Denny, yeah, okay, jazzy, dj, jazzy.
Speaker 3:DWB. Would it work If that were like my stage name?
Speaker 2:No, you can't have Jazzy.
Speaker 1:What the?
Speaker 2:fuck is.
Speaker 3:What's that you got?
Speaker 1:some spirit fingers Jazzy.
Speaker 3:I think you would know, listen, I'm not usually a hat backwards guy. No, that's really why I thought you were about to, but it was bugging me wearing my headphones and all that. But I can't, I can't not wear my hat because my hair is.
Speaker 1:I've done your hair today.
Speaker 3:I have not. It's not freshly quaffed. I have not quaffed my hair. I have not blow-dried any part of my body. You've not quaffed your hair Quaffed. How do you think you spell quaffed?
Speaker 2:Q-U-A-F-F-E-D. You think that's it. I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 3:Let's just see. You know how I love this Quaffed, quaffed.
Speaker 2:Quaffed Quaff Quaff. It's almost like queef. I knew that was coming. Quaff queef, quaff queef.
Speaker 3:I think they mean two totally different things.
Speaker 2:They do, but they kind of are on the same track.
Speaker 3:They both start with Q-U.
Speaker 1:Anyway, so does quit.
Speaker 3:Welcome to the show this week. We're not doing the football this week because Brayden's not here and I don't even remember who lost Probably me, I think it was me but we will catch up on that. But let's just catch up this week. I'm so screwed for next week. Yeah, I've got you beat Well.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure I'm going to be like oh, you're already in the playoffs, you're, you're no, no, no, I mean for the spinning.
Speaker 3:Oh, this week possibly you were jammed or you were amped.
Speaker 2:One hundred percent me.
Speaker 3:So how did we do with Thanksgiving this year? I think we did we. So how did we do with Thanksgiving this year? How do you think we did?
Speaker 2:We did fine. Yeah, oh God, I'm so, I can't take another shot. Just know that.
Speaker 3:That got a lot of play last week. A lot of people liked you taking the shot as your punishment Both of you.
Speaker 1:Why it also made the rest of the podcast a lot more fun.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought it was funny. I need more and I cannot take that hot. What's wrong with it?
Speaker 1:It's so disgusting? I don't think it was bad, oh well.
Speaker 4:Maybe she can take your shot for you.
Speaker 2:There you go. Then it'd be really fun.
Speaker 3:I don't know about that. So, jams, this year on Thanksgiving I noticed you didn't have you, weren't? You didn't seem to be pulled in a million directions.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know, caleb's been crazy busy with everything going on and I've been really busy and I just said I'm not doing it.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm not. I told my dad that I wouldn't be making it to his Thanksgiving and I told my mom not to have. I wouldn't be at hers until 4.30. We went and saw Caleb's parents the night before because they were going out to his sister's house. And it's just too hard, it's just too much to be pulled In one day, yeah, in eight different directions. And so, yeah, christmas is coming around the corner. We got to talk about some things.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah. Who has to talk about some things? Us, oh no, I'm not talking to you. No, no.
Speaker 2:But I'm just, you know, I'm not. Yeah, I'm chilling.
Speaker 3:There's no reason to run yourself ragged on holidays. That makes it I mean, we've talked about this on the podcast before but that makes it somewhat like less enjoyable. The experience is less, even if you do pull it off.
Speaker 1:The kids are tired, you're worried about what time you're going to be here and oh, we have to hurry up and do this because we have to go and you're not enjoying it. So what's? The purpose yeah, yeah, yeah it's, it's.
Speaker 2:There's no reason. I mean, caleb did a little bit of work yeah, you know, and I think he's just trying to get everything done. So it's just, it's um.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's been a lot yeah, so so, but we didn't rush, we didn't. Did you feel like you enjoyed it more?
Speaker 2:Yes, yes, yeah, because I wasn't constantly looking at the clock, I wasn't.
Speaker 3:I think that's what I said, that's what I was talking about when our group text went out about you know, our Turkey Bowl, which is our annual football game with the family, and we sent out something. Amanda sent out a message to everybody, the entire family and everybody that would be coming that said you know, hey, Turkey Bowl is at this time, Dinner is at this time, and there was a lot of. You know, hey, I'm going to come for this and then leave and come back and I'm like I don't do that.
Speaker 2:It wasn't. It wasn't me this time, I was so happy.
Speaker 1:No, I was trying to be accommodating, so we were going to do the turkey bowl in the morning and then have like Thanksgiving dinner, like dinner dinner, Like four I think it was like four o'clock or something like that to give people enough time to go to their other places and you said you didn't want to split it.
Speaker 3:So all right, cool, we do what we do, and my reason behind that was we're going to hold up dinner for everybody here and then people are going to go eat everywhere else and then they're going to come back and not be hungry, and then I'll just be mad because nobody ate my food. And that didn't feel like a good use of our time anyways.
Speaker 2:And I ate a plate here and I ate a plate at my mom's.
Speaker 3:Well, there was a fair amount of time in between the two. I think Maybe not. What time did you eat over there?
Speaker 2:Well, I was over there at 430, but I didn't eat until like six.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, I feel like for once, our food was actually done on time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was pretty close, and boy, those turkeys were good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they were really good. Yeah, I like our this year. I wanted to do it differently where we played early.
Speaker 3:That way, stuff wasn't getting done while we were still playing. Idea of a thanksgiving event, slash, um, I think all of the get together and playing games and doing whatever it's best. When you can get together, do do them and then relax and eat and watch football or whatever. You know what I mean. I think that works better. This was timed a little better because we didn't have to hurry up and get done with the game and then try and hurry up and cook.
Speaker 1:Food was done, wasn't done, was overdone. This is cold. No, it was cold.
Speaker 2:But it was very cold yeah. You know by done. This is cold. It was cold, but it was very cold by the time you like.
Speaker 1:That was in a matter of minutes. It got cold Before I'm sticking stuff in the oven and things to keep it warm. It was all coming out at the same time and we have to get you a new carving knife.
Speaker 3:My carving knife sucked. Oh, joby, is that the problem I?
Speaker 2:just need a new oven knife. It's so bad.
Speaker 1:Are you two done? No, I did something new this year as well. What's that?
Speaker 3:Yes, you have. You keep wanting to do it and it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1:Ask Jamie to help me cook.
Speaker 2:She did. I went to sit out in the living room because I was just in the way and with Caleb, and she said hey, jamie, are you busy?
Speaker 3:And I'm like no.
Speaker 2:What's up? What are you going to want? What do you want me to run and buy, what do you need? And she's like, can you come help me? And I was like in the kitchen and she's like, yeah, I said that's not normally her thing, ok. So then I'm like freaking out because I'm like, okay, tell me what to do next. Tell me what to do next, because I didn't want to fuck anything up and her just be like nope, just just go. So I was like, okay, what's next?
Speaker 3:okay wouldn't that have been hilarious if she would have invited you in to help and then kicked you out, said you know what? I've thought about this.
Speaker 2:I said listen, I used to do this shit all the time, but I've done it in so many years because we come here and then we go to my mom's and I do it all and I'm a control freak, yeah, and I don't fucking cook.
Speaker 3:That's true.
Speaker 2:Not anymore A lot of good information there, but yeah, she, she asked.
Speaker 3:And how? What did she cook?
Speaker 1:Uh, I think she made the green bean casserole, did we have?
Speaker 3:green bean casserole. She made the green bean casserole.
Speaker 1:Did we have green bean casserole? I didn't even see that Sweet potato casserole yeah, nobody ate it.
Speaker 3:I didn't see it.
Speaker 2:And I helped Grandma peel eggs. I don't know if she likes it when I call her Grandma, but I do. Oh, it's Grammy, damn it.
Speaker 1:Well, the kids call her Grammy, I call her Grandma because she's my grandma. Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:I said well, I'm going to stay here with grandma and peel some eggs. There you go.
Speaker 3:Did you?
Speaker 1:No, she doesn't mind.
Speaker 3:Did you do the traditional where you just crack it and peel everything off, or did you like have a race?
Speaker 2:Well, I was slightly racing her in my head, but I didn't want to tell her that I wasn't trying to make it a competition. But like damn, I'm doing these fast. Damn, I'm going real fast, Damn Look at me peeling these eggs.
Speaker 1:so good, kick your ass.
Speaker 2:Old lady Piper Isabel came out with the puzzle and I'm like for cards or something I don't know. I'm like I can't do that right now. I'm peeling eggs.
Speaker 3:I'm peeling eggs and I got to beat Grammy.
Speaker 1:And Braxton lost the relish.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh my gosh, did we ever find it? No, he kept getting so mad. I was just messing with him, I know but it was so funny.
Speaker 3:I have something I have to say about the eggs Okay, they were fucking amazing, Were they?
Speaker 2:I didn't eat any. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:That's what I'm getting ready to say. I don't like pickles. They were gross oh no consistency wasn't there. It was like an egg with like weird tasting peanut butter.
Speaker 2:Do you have any?
Speaker 3:oh no, those are probably. I threw all of those bitches away gone.
Speaker 2:My god, I made myself sick. I ate so many of those you were the only one.
Speaker 1:No. Somebody else had their own plate. Yeah, Caleb.
Speaker 3:So how many people do you think split the day? Do you think that's a big thing? I don't know. And then let's talk about what we do, where we go to your family on Saturday.
Speaker 1:I think that's the norm. I think there's usually two Thanksgivings. Yeah, there's one on Thanksgiving and then there's one on Saturday. I think that's the norm. I think there's usually two Thanksgivings. Yeah, there's one on Thanksgiving and then there's one on Saturday.
Speaker 3:Do you like it?
Speaker 1:I like the idea of it.
Speaker 2:I wish, I think, when my house is done, I think that's what I want to do.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I want to have like Caleb's family where we can see his sister and stuff, and I want to have them come over on Saturday, because if you're trying to fit two families into one day, you're really cutting both of them short.
Speaker 1:Right, so if you can do one on one day and one on the other and it's really just. It's so much better.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I just I kind of want to. I want to find a way to do that for Christmas. Yeah, but it's like it's so weird because it's like, man, I'm not gonna see my family on christmas. I can't do it this year as well. I don't know the status of my home. So it's really what I want to try to start doing next year with his family and my family. Yeah, it's having christmas on a different day yeah, I don't think that's a bad idea.
Speaker 3:I am weird about an actual day. I'm weird weird about Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day. But if I had to pick, I'm good with moving Christmas off, as long as.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving stays safe. Well, hell, I mean, we've always worked in places where we were working.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:On Saturday.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not anymore, I mean sort of you worked Saturday.
Speaker 1:You didn't work.
Speaker 3:Saturday I did. I found that it was weird that you had to work On Friday. On Friday, black Friday in the child care industry it's apparently it's been a thing that she was always open.
Speaker 1:This is it's the same thing for.
Speaker 3:Christmas. The day after Christmas we're open. If you want to be with me, you'll take it off, because I'm taking off.
Speaker 1:I might. So that was my thing when. Because when I was there on Friday, they're like hey, you know you, you only had, I only had two kids come in. There were supposed to be six come and only two showed up. And so they're like you know, you can either stay in clean or work however long you want. Basically, and I thought about it, I'm like I don't have the kids at home, denny's working, why would I not work? Like what am I going to do Go home? And I mean, I could have.
Speaker 2:Why would you not work Because you come home to a quiet house and you take a freaking nap. But I don't get paid to nap One time. Well, she gets a freaking nap, but I don't get paid to nap One time. Well, she gets paid to nap, but it's with strange men.
Speaker 1:Excuse me and I got paid to, like you know my obsessive like deep clean that I like to do.
Speaker 3:I got paid to do that she does that everywhere, but here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's not fun to do it here. Yeah, is it fun to do that other?
Speaker 3:places. Yes, so everybody survived Thanksgiving. We won't bore everyone with another 20 minutes of Thanksgiving talk, but I just It'll put people to sleep, like turkey does, like tryptophan. But I just I've always kind of thought, and you know, now of thought, and now we're on this hill, you're going to blink and it's going to be Christmas. We're going downhill fast. Our Christmas tree is up at the Broins house. The Epi Epperman has made his appearance. Horrible placement, by the way.
Speaker 1:It wasn't until somebody decided to take the note out from underneath him and just let him fall over.
Speaker 2:Horrible.
Speaker 1:But you know what? I didn't hear you helping, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I kept Audrey from busting in.
Speaker 1:She tried. I sent them to bed. I kept telling the kids you have to go to sleep in your room. It was like midnight and they were still out milling around. Go to bed.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And I finally get them both set off and we're starting to do stuff.
Speaker 3:Audrey doesn't like sleeping in her bedroom at all.
Speaker 2:No, no, she says, it's because there are bugs.
Speaker 1:No, it's just an excuse.
Speaker 3:She just likes to sleep in the living room and she doesn't like stink bugs, and she's where she sees them.
Speaker 2:She sleeps in her bed at my house.
Speaker 1:Me, me, me me me, me, me.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm just, I don't know why, I don't know why, I don't know why.
Speaker 1:Well, also you don't really have like a full living room set up and Our couch is not comfortable. All of the things it's not comfortable to sleep on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, not comfortable to sleep on. It's not a sleeping couch, so maybe that'll change when the back room's done.
Speaker 3:I don't know yeah, if she goes someplace where she likes to be like mill around in the space, yeah, that's what she wants to do she likes having that space. Now the Christmas tree's out, she'll be even harder to get to bed, yeah, so let's talk about this other thing that you brought up. It's just a menagerie of topics tonight, okay, yeah, a whole cornucopia.
Speaker 2:So I mean no, we're not having one of those.
Speaker 3:The epitome.
Speaker 2:So I ran across this tlc page um on tiktok, and it's um man what is, so this what?
Speaker 4:she asked me about my week.
Speaker 3:Oh well, tell me about your week while she's finding this well, I tried to freeze our daughter this week you tried to freeze our daughter like cryogenic like hypothermic. Oh, yeah, tell us about it.
Speaker 1:So the first like really cold snap we had our house has been, I don't understand. Maybe it's me, but I'm either hot or I'm cold. There's nothing. In the middle Beginning of the week, I was hot. I was so hot, I was angry Don't touch me, don't look at me, it's just so hot. And so I had our bedroom windows open, all of them.
Speaker 3:And it was like 20 degrees outside, Like it's the middle of summer. It was Now. I can do that sometimes. But man, the older I get, the thinner my blood gets, and I just you are turning into an old man. Man, it's horrible for me.
Speaker 1:So our room was very, very cold and I was so excited I got snuggled under the blankets, go to sleep. I wake up I don't know, three or four in the morning and roll over and realize there's a person Not me Next to me on the other side. That wasn't there when I went to sleep and it is Piper and I went to reach for her. But she is not under the covers, she is laying on top of the blankets and she wears the thinnest pajamas like this little tiny nightgown and I touch her and she is so cold, passed out of sleep, I had no idea.
Speaker 1:I'm like, oh God, she's hibernating inside. Like wrapped her up in my arms and pulled her into the blankets and started like massaging her. Never woke up, didn't give a shit.
Speaker 3:I was like are you passed out because of hypothermia? She wants to be next to mommy and that's all that matters. It is all that matters. She told me last night or this morning. I said were you in my bed?
Speaker 1:and she got real close and she said daddy, I tried to snuggle you, but, and I'm sorry, mommy was, mommy was in the way. Oh, did you hear about her feet?
Speaker 2:yes, yeah, but what were you saying I?
Speaker 3:snuggled you with my feet. She, she. No, she didn't tell me that, she told her yeah um, but she. She told me that she tried to snuggle me, but she was on. Mommy was in between us and I said, honey, you could have gotten in the middle. You were the one that got on that side of mommy. And she said, no, mommy was in the middle. I said it's okay, honey, you didn't have to snuggle me, I was fine.
Speaker 1:But did she have to talk to you like right here?
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, oh yeah. There aren't many human beings that can infuriate me and melt me quite like she does. Yeah, that girl is special needs.
Speaker 2:I walked in, amanda says, hey, can you pick up the pizza? On the way I'm going to order from Mancino's. And I'm going to order from Mancino's and I'm like, yeah, no problem. So I walk in and I've got pizza and she says, hey, james is here with pizza and I was like I'm the coolest. She's like you're the coolest. And I'm like, yeah, I didn't even pay for it, I just had to bring it.
Speaker 3:All I had to do was show up with some pizza Show up with some pizza and she was so happy.
Speaker 2:And then Isabel had to show me her room and when she told me to close my eyes, I thought she was going to show me Eppie on the table. So I was closing my eyes and then she starts leading me up the stairs and I'm like, oh fuck. And I'm like Izzy, you got to tell me when I'm on the last one, and she would. She would just keep laughing. He. I'm like am I there? Nope, I am, you're not.
Speaker 3:I'm like isabel I'm gonna fall down the stairs I'll pay her a little bit more next time to make sure you go. Yeah, uh, tell us about this. So let me set it up. Are you done with your week? That was yeah, I suppose. So let me set this up. If you remember, we've had the Moms of Tampa on the podcast as a guest. They are two ladies that do a podcast because they co-parent together. We've had co-parenting past chaos and I think they I think they changed the name of their podcast, april and low, yeah, and we've had them on. We've had a few of these on, in this particular case back when we interviewed co-parenting past chaos twice.
Speaker 2:The second time is when we found out.
Speaker 3:They said that they were working on something on TLC on a show out. They said that they were working on something on tlc on a show, on a show that they couldn't talk about, and I kind of dismissed it because you know, you just you never know what people say. I mean, we were supposed to be on a game show, right? So right, you just never know. But the other day jam sends me this link and says, hey, we got to look into this. So what is it?
Speaker 2:It is you, me and my ex.
Speaker 3:It's very close to the name of our podcast, yeah.
Speaker 2:You, me and my ex, and it's on TLC and there's a lot of couples that talk about I mean there's this one couple that moves their ex in and they have all these rules.
Speaker 3:So let me, let me break this down real quick, because you probably didn't see it what she sent, because your boyfriend gets a hold of you.
Speaker 4:So you got rid of it.
Speaker 3:So, I wouldn't get upset, but the the gist of this story is a man and his is it his wife or his girlfriend? His girlfriend? A man and his girlfriend live together and he decides to move his ex-girlfriend in. No, his ex-wife Ex-wife without talking to the girlfriend, makes this decision and then like, let the chips fall as they may. As for forgiveness, not for permission, I guess.
Speaker 1:She goes along with it, and not that, she's very cute herself. All as they may ask for forgiveness, not for permission and yes, it's a bold strategy.
Speaker 2:Cotton and not that she's very cute herself, but he was no like he was no me okay, don't push it.
Speaker 1:He was no like we probably shouldn't talk bad about these people oh yeah, probably not.
Speaker 3:Anyway, I just I would not talking bad.
Speaker 2:If it's a fact, I would not stand to not be told and it just happening. You know what I mean. Could you imagine Denny not telling you that he's moving me in?
Speaker 3:I mean not if we weren't Imagine if we did that seven years ago.
Speaker 2:Right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1:Oh, you want to fight.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Garage Me With the dogs.
Speaker 3:Or would you have required her to sleep?
Speaker 1:Garage With the dogs or the shed.
Speaker 3:How about now? Where would she sleep now? Basement. I really set you up there. I thought it would be in bed with you and I would be in the basement Me too, which I would almost be okay with. The beanbag is very comfortable.
Speaker 1:You said so yourself. But I also could open the windows and not listen to an old man complain about how cold it was yeah, because she'd be okay with oh yeah, we'd be sleeping nice, okay, snuggled nipple to nipple piper would be really excited. Who would she try and snuggle with?
Speaker 3:more. She would sleep in the middle.
Speaker 2:I got this. I was going through and I noticed that April and Lo were on the show and I was like, oh my God, because I had seen the first couple I sent you about, the girlfriend and the ex-wife. And then I ended up starting to see the April and Lo ones and I'm guessing they came back on the show. This is for season two, because a lot of things have changed, because I just saw the originals and I was like, okay, well, now I've got to look it up, right, because how did they even get on this? I look it up and you can go and be cast, you can reach out to them.
Speaker 2:So it says you, me and my ex. Are you best friends with your ex and currently in a committed relationship? Yep, despite your romantic history, do you and your ex still have an inseparable, close bond that outsiders fail to understand or accept? Do you and your ex still play an active role in each other's lives? Take vacations together? We don't do this one working together, but we do in life yeah, we do raising children together, all of them, even the ones you didn't correct or correct, uh, create talking, facetiming, texting all the time, hanging out together or even living together.
Speaker 3:The thing is going a little slow.
Speaker 2:Oh, are family members, friends or significant others confused or frustrated by your undeniably close friendship with your ex? By your undeniably close friendship with your ex? If you have a closer than close relationship with your former romantic partner, or you know someone that does, we want to hear from you. To submit email extra tvseriescasting at gmailcom. Be sure to include your full name, age, contact information, phone and email, city, state where you live, in a brief bio about your situation. So I put that out there to the podcast. Why don't we try it? Why wouldn't?
Speaker 3:we try it.
Speaker 2:What's the worst that could happen. Caleb even said he would be in.
Speaker 3:Well, that's because he thinks he can get paid.
Speaker 2:I know. But hey, if he I mean he's never wants to be a part of anything, I was like, look at this, Would you do it? He's like, yeah, I would do it.
Speaker 3:Honey, would you be okay with it? I suppose, and it's you, it's like, out of the four of us it would be whoever wants to participate, right? So we would all be on camera, or is it just you and I?
Speaker 2:No, we all.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and. And what do they talk about on the show?
Speaker 1:Do they just follow us?
Speaker 2:around. I need to see, I want to watch the TV show. I've only seen clips on face or on TikTok.
Speaker 3:Can you imagine having TLC set up in the? Every Joke has a Little Truth studio.
Speaker 1:There wouldn't be a lot of space down here.
Speaker 3:No, they wouldn't be able to Well, by the time they got here, we would have the chairs.
Speaker 2:There still would not be enough space. You think yeah.
Speaker 3:Because, you can't have all this. Why can't I? I don't really need all this anymore, since we got rid of a lot of stuff. I don't know. That's exciting. Things are on the horizon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think so, I think we should definitely. I think we're funny enough, I do too.
Speaker 3:I think we have enough of a following, don't you, honey, I'm funny enough.
Speaker 1:I don't know about the rest of you Shots fired yeah damn I'm pretty funny.
Speaker 2:I think we have a story. I don't know if they want to hear it.
Speaker 3:I think we have a good story, especially when we put in the I mean listen. The name of our podcast used to be Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce, which in itself is kind of a story.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And then how we, you know, look at the twists and turns we've made. Oh boy, If you go back and listen to our first podcast, how shitty they were, and even the subject matter was was good, Probably just a little boring. Oh well, I mean sometimes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think we're going to say that after they listen to this one, but like it just the way we melt. I mean, we ended up Brandon came on the show and then Whitney Frost was on the show and we've had multiple guests that have been, you know, multiple time guests attorneys, the Canadian Steve Levitt, we had the guy from across the pond, Nathan, you know, at Dad Advocates. So we've met some really interesting people. That I think would be, you know, fun to see us get on kind of the big time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, give us our 15 kind of the big time. Yeah, give us our 15 minutes of fame or whatever.
Speaker 3:What would we do with it?
Speaker 1:Probably tell inappropriate jokes and get canceled.
Speaker 3:Very quickly. Tlc would say, yeah, we can't do this.
Speaker 2:We listen to your podcast and we appreciate your submission. But this is going to go.
Speaker 3:This is not for us. Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I don't know. I think Denny could write up a pretty good.
Speaker 3:I will work on that. I will have that tomorrow. I will commit to having our bio ready and then we will put it on. You made a couple of TikToks over Thanksgiving. How are we doing on those?
Speaker 2:We're doing okay. We need to make some more.
Speaker 3:We only did two.
Speaker 2:We did Well.
Speaker 3:You go to our TikTok page and you will see where Amanda swung a belt at my head with a cup on it and tried very hard not to hit me, and did a great job.
Speaker 1:I also did not touch me very hard.
Speaker 2:And then I did it. James closed her fucking eyes without him knowing oh that was funny Missed like four times. Well, because at least I was being nice and trying to go above and I wasn't just like. You know what I mean. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Trying to hurt me.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:So to speak.
Speaker 2:I had wished I did. I believe we did the suspect challenge. I believe our suspect challenge. I am very funny in it, denny is not very, I didn't have time to prepare. Actually, you know what I think, I'm going to play it.
Speaker 3:Oh, we're getting some live action here on the podcast.
Speaker 2:Ready Some live.
Speaker 3:TikTok Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:Suspect's had a few midlife crises.
Speaker 3:Suspect is so bad at cooking, she burns water.
Speaker 1:That was from Audrey.
Speaker 2:I know a suspect is running away from three ex-wives, one current wife and six kids.
Speaker 3:Suspect cannot drive a car because she runs into everything she sees. That is true. Suspect blow dries his balls in the morning Did you hear my daughter laughing? Suspect made her ex-husband blow dry his balls.
Speaker 1:That doesn't make sense. It doesn't.
Speaker 3:Suspect thinks, if his wives get younger, so does he Suspect snorts when she laughs real hard and she didn't snort when I said it. I thought she would.
Speaker 2:Suspect thinks he's a good youth football coach, but he only won three games.
Speaker 3:Suspect is much better to be around now because she's medicated. That was funny.
Speaker 1:I gotta say Jams was better at roasting you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I killed that, but I was not ready. I didn't know what I was doing. You're not supposed to be ready, I told you we were gonna do it.
Speaker 2:I sent you examples. You're supposed to be the funny one. You're supposed to be the most clever one. You're supposed to be the most clever one. Yeah, think on the spot. Yeah.
Speaker 3:So that was pretty clever. Is Tabby still on? Tabby thinks I'm funny Well.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I stopped watching.
Speaker 2:It didn't pop up here, but so I think I was really funny.
Speaker 3:I think, well, we need to keep doing those, for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think that's a good idea. Now, are we going to keep doing the podcast when we hit the big time on TLC? That's the question. Yes, executive decision right there. What if we become millionaires?
Speaker 1:This is still like our venting thing for the week.
Speaker 2:Did we become millionaires because of our podcast or are we millionaires Because? Are we going to have to switch our focus from our podcast to TikToks to keep up with the demand? The demand Are we going to? I mean, there's just so many variables. I know we're just going to be rich one day. Amanda's like shut the fuck up, You're both idiots.
Speaker 1:Why am I in that Not?
Speaker 2:you? No, that's what you said about us.
Speaker 3:See why don't you try not being so angry?
Speaker 1:all the time I'm very tired.
Speaker 3:You're what You're tired. It's been a long week. That's why this is a short podcast, like right now.
Speaker 1:It's the most wonderful time Of this goddamn podcast, yee-haw.
Speaker 2:Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment Are?
Speaker 1:you insane like me. Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams.
Speaker 2:I see red, red, red.
Speaker 1:Come to your head. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 3:It's going to be brutal for the world's shortest podcast. Dear Ams and Jams, when my wife and I first started dating, she asked me what my favorite meal was so she could cook it for me on our one month anniversary. Do you celebrate month anniversaries?
Speaker 1:When I was 15.
Speaker 3:We were 16. And I told her, my favorite meal was chicken parmesan. How old was I when you were 16? How old were you when I was 16?
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's do that math.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she was zero.
Speaker 2:Two years away. Suspect thinks, if his wives get younger, so does he.
Speaker 3:We were 16 and I told her my favorite meal was chicken Parmesan. She cooked it for me from scratch and it was delicious. However, I realized what I meant to say was chicken Alfredo. However, I realized what I meant to say was chicken Alfredo. I felt bad that she went out of her way to cook what she thought was my favorite meal, so I didn't correct her. You were just an idiot. Fast forward to now. We've been together for 11 years.
Speaker 1:And she still thinks your favorite food is chicken parmesan.
Speaker 3:We've been married for two years and once a month or so she still makes chicken parm for me Because she thinks it's my favorite. It's good, but it's just not my favorite. Ams and jams at this point it's way too late to tell her the truth, right?
Speaker 1:No, so here's what I think you do.
Speaker 3:After 11 years, here's what.
Speaker 2:I think you do.
Speaker 1:Ask her to make you chicken alfredo, just say, hey, I'm really craving some chicken alfredo, you're so good. Oh, can you, yeah, can you make some chicken alfredo? And then, when I am, and it's delicious, you say you know what? This is my new favorite, that's 11 years.
Speaker 3:I think this is the first time we've ever given good advice 11 years podcast tonight and this made it all worth it 11 years and you have changed my mind.
Speaker 1:Chicken Alfredo for the win.
Speaker 3:No more. I like this so much. I don't want chicken parm ever again.
Speaker 2:I don't, yeah, don't ever feed me that again. That was very good advice, amanda. That's great advice.
Speaker 3:Might as well start lying to your significant other.
Speaker 1:It's okay, as long as you're smooth about it.
Speaker 2:As long as they can't catch on and they don't listen to this podcast, they don't listen to podcasts, it's only about chicken parmesan?
Speaker 3:Who gives a fuck about that? Also, who likes that? Not homemade Ever? Oh, it's not bad. Over at the garden of olives, at the Garden of Olives At the Olives Garden. I think we helped somebody on that one honey? Of course we did. I always help people. No, you don't. Deerhams and Jams I think this one has your name on it, jams.
Speaker 2:My husband and I have been arguing a lot and haven't had sex for months, wait, months. You think this one's for me I do.
Speaker 3:He still asks for a Blanket job Every week or two Fucking blowies which I give him. Oh, last year, before a ski trip with friends, that's a whole lot of Give it and no receiving. Uh huh, he completely shaved his pubic hair and when I asked why, he got defensive and said it was In case he changed in front of his guy friends. Why would his guy friend ever see his penis? It seemed like a quick, random excuse. I pointed out that no one sees his pubes in a bathing suit. Also, do men give a shit? It's funny you say that. He says that he doesn't get suspicious when I shave down there and I explained that when I do so before wearing a bathing suit it's because people would see my pubes, whereas no one would see ever see his pubes in his men's bathing suit. The only time someone would see his pubes or penis. I've never said pubes or penis as if he's having sex with that person.
Speaker 3:This morning I noticed his pubes and belly hair were completely shaved again, but not his chest. He said he accidentally shaved part of his stomach and decided to shave it all, claiming it would look better if we went in the hot tub on christmas. With christmas 30 days away, that explanation doesn't make sense. And again, who would see his penis in our hot tub? He added that lots of guys shave down there and compared it to me shaving my armpits. But I only do that to my arm Okay, check that. But I only do that to my armpits. What in the hell? But I only do that. Be my armpit show at the gym or when I Because my armpit show.
Speaker 3:Oh, it says B-E Because my armpit show at the gym or when I wear a sleeveless shirt. When you're going to send these, please proofread them. God or Jenny will struggle and make fun of you Like right now. We haven't been intimate in months and he's never shaved like this before, aside from last year and maybe one other time. I was suspicious then as well. Ams and jams am I a wrong ams and jams? Am I wrong for finding this fishy? No, only says fish. Do guys shave down there even if they are not having sex and no one will ever see their pubes? No, does this seem fishy?
Speaker 2:Yes, I mean I don't know.
Speaker 1:I mean some guy. I'm sure some guys shave just because they like to be shaven, but this is clearly something out of the blue, out of his habit, listen.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you're giving him blowjobs but not getting anything, and now he's manscaping everything, but he's not like doing it for your enjoyment, he's doing it for somebody else's enjoyment. Stop giving him blowies. Yeah, what the If you aren't?
Speaker 3:receiving. What's the problem?
Speaker 2:If you aren't seeing, is he relevant? No, if you aren't receiving, here's what you could do.
Speaker 1:You could go ahead and schedule him a manzillion, oh yes, and say hey, honey, since you clearly have a newfound thing for shaving and manscaping and manscaping. I wanted to help you out and I went ahead and when do you live? I will do it for him. I went ahead and I scheduled this for you. Make sure that you're all clean and shaven and then, while he's getting shit ripped out of him, I'll think twice.
Speaker 4:You can ask him questions, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's getting waxed to full body wax. You need shaved.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let me help you, let me get you waxed.
Speaker 1:It's quicker.
Speaker 2:Last longer.
Speaker 1:What is it Bat winging?
Speaker 2:Yeah, ew, you gotta pull those. Do you do that? No, they have to, they have to. They do it. Yeah, and then you wax it Because, yeah, the skin has to be taught right. So they'll pull up one way, you'll put the wax on and then you'll hold the other end as you rip it off. And you've done this. No, I've seen it done In person. No, on a video, because you don't really in school, you don't really have a whole lot of guys in Kokomo coming to get a man's alien Could you see the wiener yes Portion and it wasn't blurred out no, would you hold it like this?
Speaker 3:No, they hold it, they hold it.
Speaker 2:So they hold up. If they have hair on their shaft, they hold up their shaft, Can we? Not use words like shaft on the podcast and you hold down the balls.
Speaker 3:And balls.
Speaker 2:We've already said boobs and penis 35 times and you put the hard wax on it and let it get hard and rip it off.
Speaker 3:It's getting hard no.
Speaker 4:The wax, the wax.
Speaker 2:And then, like when you got to get over on one side, they pull their balls all the way over.
Speaker 3:Now what if I were in there? There aren't enough hands to hold all this. Would there be extra? Would there? Be extra people that would come and help Honey? Would my significant other come along?
Speaker 1:Yeah, baby, I'll come help you. You would help, I'll come help you.
Speaker 2:Amanda's. Like I'll take these two little fingies, I'll get my little fingy gloves on. The play hands. We all want to make it look bigger for you, we'll get some chopsticks.
Speaker 3:There's that snort. There's that snort from the suspect challenge. I'm glad that I turned this podcast around for you.
Speaker 1:She's over there picturing me with little tiny fake hands. Oh, you're doing the fake hands. Yeah, those little on sticks.
Speaker 2:I can't breathe. Did we help this lady out?
Speaker 1:Yes, he's cheating on you, or at least trying to, probably not very successfully. Based off of how this is sounding, I would schedule him a manzillion and then have a conversation while he's getting waxed.
Speaker 2:Oh damn, that's funny. Okay, sorry, lady, you're screwed, but stop giving the blowjobs. Here's my thing. I would much rather have the sex. Can you go find somebody else to give you the blowjobs, right?
Speaker 3:Dear Ams and Jams, we didn't help that person, no.
Speaker 4:The first one. We helped we didn't help this person.
Speaker 2:Man, it did really good at the first one.
Speaker 3:Dear Ams and Jams I think this one has more Ams written on it. My vehicle broke down and well, this is going to infuriate you. My vehicle broke down an hour from my home and my ex-husband agreed to pick up our daughters and myself from the location of the vehicle breakdown. That all sounds very clinical.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is. That was way over explained, got it.
Speaker 3:As we arranged the pickup, we came to the conclusion that it makes the most sense to have me stay there overnight on the couch. Can most people stay all night together, you think?
Speaker 1:Why is that? A decision that needed made? You're an hour from somewhere. The plot An hour.
Speaker 3:He had a date with his girlfriend. Before picking us up, the kids and I were safe at a friend's home waiting for him. After his date he went to the store for about one and a half hours. He finally picked us up around 8.30.
Speaker 1:He had to go do some landscaping.
Speaker 3:He bat winged when I buckled up when you're whacked, he said when he bat winged when I buckled up when you're whacked. He said his girlfriend is uneasy with the situation and asked if I can find somewhere else to crash. I asked when we had this conversation with OK check that. I asked when he had this conversation with her and he said a few hours prior. I then asked why he was just now telling me at 8 30 pm. He responded by telling me he kept forgetting to. I came to the conclusion that it was too late at night to find an alternative overnight housing what the fuck? And moving forward, I will respect her requests as long as they are reasonable Ams and jams. Should I have made other arrangements in this situation?
Speaker 1:yeah, an hour from your house. Go the fuck home. What is it with people thinking an hour is like a day's drive?
Speaker 2:I don't know but the, the, the husband, the ex-husband could have driven her home.
Speaker 3:Uh-huh, it's an hour well, I will say this I drive that far to work every day I picked up on the part that both of you seem to have missed. She was at a friend's house when he picked her up no.
Speaker 4:I got that.
Speaker 1:But you can't always stay at a friend's house overnight.
Speaker 2:And it's 830 at night and she was like it's 830 at night. I'm like that's not the way. What's your bedtime?
Speaker 1:And how are you getting to work the next morning? Why does that make sense? Why does any of this make sense? Where are your clothes? Where's your toothbrush? Like none of that makes sense. This is all stupid fucking idea. One of you is trying to bang the other one, Just admit it.
Speaker 2:And you know, at the beginning of this, because of our relationship Also, it's confusing to the kids. Yeah, but because of our relationship I'm like oh yeah, yeah, I probably would have stayed too.
Speaker 3:All of that. Well, for us it makes sense, yeah, but I think in this particular situation Now, I think I guess, if Amanda was like out of town or somewhere else.
Speaker 2:It would be not Imagine hey baby.
Speaker 1:Well, that's what the girlfriend's not there Right I?
Speaker 3:just wanted you to know Jams is spending the night.
Speaker 1:Jams car broke down in Kokomo, so I went and picked her up and drove her back to.
Speaker 3:Ruchaville instead of taking her to house in Kokomo. Yeah, yeah, jesus, probably not. So what do you think? The situation is here, you think?
Speaker 1:one of them is trying to knock the boots. One of them is trying to make things happen. I've stayed the night here before, yeah, for Christmas and things. We were all here and you were actually probably trying to break up fights between him and I, yeah.
Speaker 2:But I well, I slept on the couch. But I always thought about if I had to move in here. I would just sleep in Audrey's room with her.
Speaker 3:Would I put bunk beds in there?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Or we'd have to get a bigger bed.
Speaker 2:Sorry, Audrey.
Speaker 3:I would put a bunk bed in there and you would both sleep on the top bunk.
Speaker 2:Probably. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:So what do you think on this lady before we get out of here?
Speaker 1:One of you is trying to sleep with the other one.
Speaker 2:Or you're both trying to do it without letting everybody know, Because an hour drive there's nothing that none of that is reasonable.
Speaker 1:None of it was reasonable.
Speaker 3:Totally agree.
Speaker 1:And, yes, the ex-girlfriend. The girlfriend has reason to be worried and uncomfortable with it. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I agree, and if they're just dating and the girlfriend's listening to this, get out, yeah, and don't be an asshole.
Speaker 1:You don't want to be a part of that mess.
Speaker 4:He didn't take an hour and a half to get there.
Speaker 2:And he didn't tell you yeah, why did he know what's up?
Speaker 3:Because he's trying to convince her that it's not happening. Kind of like you trying to convince me your boyfriend doesn't try and get a hold of you. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:Yes, and that it's not because you said I don't do anything.
Speaker 3:But you do other social media. If you got rid of all social media, that would make sense.
Speaker 1:The only thing I have is Facebook.
Speaker 3:And you still watch videos and send them to me.
Speaker 1:Occasionally, normally when the girls are supposed to be going to sleep, and then I look over and Piper is like leaning to watch my phone, and I'm like will you stop and go to sleep? She's like I want to watch too. Go back, I love you, mommy, so much. Yeah, go back, I love you, mommy, so much yeah.
Speaker 3:She'll hold my face.
Speaker 2:I'm so sorry, mommy, I'm so sorry, she cracks me up, that girl.
Speaker 3:You know what time it is now. We haven't done this for a couple weeks. It's time to talk about one thing I love, jams, give me one thing you love one thing you hate I love when projects get done. I hate when they don't Bam.
Speaker 1:Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater Ams.
Speaker 3:give me something you love and something you hate.
Speaker 1:I love holidays and family time and I hate holidays and family time.
Speaker 3:Boy, both of you are taking the easy way out tonight. I love podcasts. I love podcasts. I'm helping on one that I'm very proud of.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh yeah, did you listen? No, I have not had a chance. You have to go listen.
Speaker 3:Very proud I will tomorrow morning and that one's moving right along. And, yeah, I'm trying to think of what I hate right now.
Speaker 1:You hate four days before I start right now. You hate four days before I start bleeding.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's the wrong button. That's how much I hate that she's right.
Speaker 4:I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3:You know what I hate? I don't know Short podcasts, and that's what this one was. This one was just a catch up. That's all it was. We wanted you to see we were still alive. Wait a minute. If you want to learn more about us, head on over to Thankgodcancersavedourdivorcecom. There's a lot more there. Run and run, chico lives. Y'all crazy bitch. Well, we're finally updating this part of the outro. Find us at ThankGodCancerSavedOurDivorcecom. Where else can they find us, Jamie?
Speaker 2:You can search on Facebook for Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce. You can find us on Twitter, instagram and TikTok. If you at TGC SOD, what's that stand for? Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce TGC.
Speaker 3:SOD, correct, that's weird. That actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it, thanks.