My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Was Jesus Born in Egypt? Christmas Trivia This Week!
Ever wondered what happens when you mix family dynamics with holiday cheer and a dash of comedy? Join us as we navigate the hilarious chaos of life with Amanda, Jams, Denny and Brayden. From the unexpected mishaps of holiday trivia to the laughter-filled drama of bathroom repairs, our unique family blend guarantees an episode full of hearty laughs and relatable moments. Remember that time you got caught in a plumbing disaster, and it turned into the comedy highlight of the week? We've got one of those stories, and it's a doozy!
But that's just one side of the coin. Dive into the festive spirit with us as we explore Christmas trivia and the wild world of Secret Santa exchanges. Feel the competitive camaraderie as we tackle questions on holiday movies, beverages, and those pesky Christmas traditions. You'll hear about everything from our elf on the shelf mishaps to the spaghetti controversy that might just redefine your holiday dinner. It's a whirlwind of humor, and family antics, with a sprinkle of holiday magic that keeps the spirit light and the laughter rolling.
Communicating with loved ones can sometimes feel like navigating through a minefield, especially when emotions are high. We share stories that touch on this delicate balance, offering insights on maintaining respect while keeping the humor alive. Whether it’s managing morning routines or dealing with unexpected water stains, we emphasize the importance of mutual understanding and the power of laughter as the ultimate remedy. So, tune in for an episode that's as heartwarming as it is entertaining, and join us for a joyous ride through the holiday season and beyond.
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden just the future.
Speaker 4:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 5:That peace and happiness might be found there.
Speaker 3:You gave me hope, and now, Now we have to say goodbye Ouch. And there's something I gotta say, say For all the fools who fell for the first girl who comes their way. Way I've been down that road and now I'm back Sitting on square one, one Trying to pick myself up.
Speaker 4:Where I started from my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me starts now, Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me. My name is Denny Berlins. I'll be taking you on this little trip around the holiday neighborhood, if you will.
Speaker 2:I farted pre-podcast during a sneeze.
Speaker 4:Boy did he Jams didn't realize she's on a podcast and needs a microphone.
Speaker 2:Cut the beat, I'll go acapella.
Speaker 4:I don't give a damn. Brayden laughed or coughed.
Speaker 2:No dude, it was a sneeze up through the stairway, and I actually gained elevation for a slight second.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, yeah, that was.
Speaker 6:Jenner was full, then he thought nobody heard it.
Speaker 2:As a matter of fact, it was weird, the two people with headphones on heard it. The best, Jamie, who is inches away from me, no headphones was like yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 1:No, I wasn't paying attention, I just you know jams things.
Speaker 4:That's Jams. Are you going to doodle today?
Speaker 2:I'm going to try not to. Hers was making notes.
Speaker 6:I did steal her markers.
Speaker 4:What the fuck? There'll be some hell to pay for that?
Speaker 2:Can we say that on the lantern? We can, can.
Speaker 4:I no, that's a level five for you.
Speaker 1:Did you read all of them? That bitch, you still have a pencil. We listen and we don't fucking judge.
Speaker 4:So this week is our first foray into. We are going to be rebroadcast through the Kokomo Lantern as part of a network situation that we're kind of in, so we're kind of excited about that Every time, every time.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's not just like a one and done.
Speaker 4:No problem with that. We've been doing this for a few years now. We have a following and we're going to increase that following. Hello don poncho.
Speaker 2:What's up? Anaconda, anaconda, like they're, like the or his name is don His last name is Poncho.
Speaker 4:Anyway, back to introductions. My name is Denny. Thank you for joining us in the Every Joke has a Little Truth Studio. For those of you that don't know our story, my name is Denny. We're here with my ex-wife Jams. I'm going to introduce her in a second. My son Braden. What it is, can you see it?
Speaker 2:What do you mean? Can I see it?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Can you see on the?
Speaker 4:broadcast.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 4:Not right now. You will once it's going to be on video. Yes, I don't know.
Speaker 2:You guys remember this. There's a story that I had to be very careful about, but it's a. You ever gotten a weird text message on your phone about possibly Unethical things? Honestly, fake news.
Speaker 6:We have gotten you're watching porn sites.
Speaker 2:Yep, we have gotten one, two, three, four, five, and what what they call in the biz is bots.
Speaker 4:Oh, five bots have said hello to us. Yeah, we got. What have you done? We have to get somebody to get us out of those. Is it, is it? Is it a joke in there somewhere?
Speaker 6:Do we say mean thanks to them? Is it the network change?
Speaker 4:No, we're not. This is no different.
Speaker 2:That's the YouTube these people don't have feelings, though your role says sass.
Speaker 1:Like what does it play on?
Speaker 4:Can we talk about this?
Speaker 6:production meeting already happened. I'm sorry you missed it.
Speaker 4:We were busy doing TikToks when it was time for the production meeting.
Speaker 2:Here's the good thing the difference between James and I. I just roll with it. Let's go, baby, we're talking about some stuff.
Speaker 4:That is my son Braden.
Speaker 2:Because she feels uncomfortable. You're not a bot.
Speaker 6:Is that right? Cc editors, I wondered if you were going to make anybody mad. That's fair. Anybody mad just because all the sites that you visit.
Speaker 4:the bottom person on the screen is my wife, amanda that just hit her hand, my god it is our debut we're going to have one on the network and then they're going to call me and say, mr Groans, I don't even think they're going to call you, sir we didn't know that you were bringing that I human let's do some introduction, shall we? We shall. Let's talk to my ex-wife Jams Sitting to my left. It's my ex-wife Jams. You ruined everything, you stupid bitch, stupid bitch.
Speaker 3:You ruined everything. You stupid, stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch, you're a stupid bitch. And lose some weight. Say hello, jamie, hello.
Speaker 4:What's somebody saying that's?
Speaker 2:got you tickled so much. Uriel asked is Denny named Denny?
Speaker 6:No, his name is not.
Speaker 2:Is Denny named Denny? That's Denny. Denny is named Denny.
Speaker 4:But we're talking to Jams, Jams. How are you today? A lot Stop reading.
Speaker 2:I can't help it. This is the most interaction we've ever had. The CC editors is.
Speaker 6:Normally the introductions don't take this long, but everybody's real distracted.
Speaker 2:How much introductions are we going to do? Four of them We'll do everybody.
Speaker 4:We'll do everybody, because you have to know everybody, you have to know the cast of characters. Ooh, are we going to play the good song?
Speaker 1:No, Okay, go ahead. I'm good, Life's been good. How was the week that was? The week that was was a week, but Audrey and I got to ride in the fire truck.
Speaker 2:And they took a mommy and me day.
Speaker 6:Shut up, not this week. That was the week before when she skipped school.
Speaker 4:Remember that one time you said you didn't care. We listen and we can't.
Speaker 6:The only times Jams has ever actually called into the school was the day she didn't want us to know that she was skipping. We aren't playing the game anymore.
Speaker 4:I don't know. So what she's talking about is pre-podcast before we hit record or stream or whatever it is we hit. Jams said, hey, we have to do this. What's the trend?
Speaker 1:We listen and we don't judge, so we had to be mean to one another, turns out.
Speaker 4:I had told everyone amanda's the bitiest in the room and you said she's got to do it and I was like, are you sure?
Speaker 2:amanda, oh yeah, she doesn't have a lot of cooth, is that? No, she has plenty of plenty of cooth.
Speaker 4:What?
Speaker 6:isouth.
Speaker 4:Maybe you should look up the definition. She doesn't give a shit about feelings.
Speaker 2:Yes, that's what it is, Like I'm going to say it Actually tonight, while we're laying in bed.
Speaker 4:she'll say do you think Jamie's mad at me? And I'll say no. And she'll say are you sure? And I said well, you should call her tomorrow and just make sure. Do you think I hurt her feelings Right now? Jam's face says you did Well hold on.
Speaker 2:Which are you? Going to hear about first Jams or the macaroni and sausage with the sauce.
Speaker 6:No, because I don't care if he likes that or not. That's an easy. I don't give a shit meal.
Speaker 2:That's for you.
Speaker 6:How about the first one? What did I say in the other one?
Speaker 4:What was the other one? I said?
Speaker 6:Handsome is not handsome. Here's the good question Is handsome, handsome.
Speaker 4:You tell me Don't type that Don't tell him.
Speaker 6:Hey, let's go ahead and do some more introductions.
Speaker 4:He didn't want to play our game Across from me. It's Mr Handsome.
Speaker 1:Hey peckerhead.
Speaker 4:Maybe you should try a bit harder Because you've got shit for brains. I've been in this life. You can't get much smarter Cause you've got shit for brains. Say hello, brayden. Hi, how was the parade for you this evening? Cold.
Speaker 1:Oh, did I even finish that? Audrey and I rode on the fire truck through candy.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but Alan knows we're talking about me. He says that I know. Yeah, that was just a stupid question. They said I think no Is handsome, handsome.
Speaker 6:Denny and Jamie used to work together.
Speaker 2:To each their own.
Speaker 4:We also used to be married, that's how they're saying it happened to me.
Speaker 2:How did you meet? You need to have this on your screen.
Speaker 1:Listen.
Speaker 2:So the week that was the week that was I had two plumbing companies.
Speaker 4:At the same time.
Speaker 2:The exact same time.
Speaker 4:Now, I've wanted to make fun of you for this.
Speaker 6:Why? Because you are such a dumb motherfucker.
Speaker 4:So you were worried that one wasn't going to show up, so you went ahead and called the second one, and then they showed up together.
Speaker 2:Well, I had two problems, though I had originally. I only had one problem originally, but a plumbing company could handle both. No, no, they were just going to give us a quote and say we can fix this, but we'll come back next week. And because the time was like three to four and the dude that was already there tried to bounce before he fixed everything and I had to be stern hey, you're not, you're not leaving. So I got everything I got.
Speaker 1:You want to feel how stern you want to do that on national television.
Speaker 3:Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Now we have video evidence. So so I had a problem in my en suite, which I didn't know. That was the proper name for it, en suite, yeah.
Speaker 4:What's an en suite? A walk-in bathroom, the master bedroom.
Speaker 2:A walk-in bathroom In your bedroom. Why is that called the en? I don't know En suite, but Alexis ruined me for it.
Speaker 4:Did she do that? No?
Speaker 2:This is apparently her thing. I lost sleep for it. She knew that. No, this is apparently her thing. I lost sleep over it. I was like this bitch, is this why the bedroom?
Speaker 4:is called the on suite.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, the bedroom is not called the on suite. It's the bathroom, the bathroom in the bedroom is called an on suite bathroom. Yes, I did not know that.
Speaker 4:All right, that makes sense now, because it would be on the master bedroom.
Speaker 2:On the suite. So so got that problem fixed, got kids' bathroom fixed and got my third bathroom fixed. Dude, it was a day. You know what it cost me? 700, mother, freaking dollars.
Speaker 6:Do you know what would have saved you all of that time, all of that energy and all of that money? An inspection, an inspection. Or you know how much inspections are I can do everything by myself, and I know how to do it all. I just asked for help $300.
Speaker 1:That's not true. A lot of good information, that's not true.
Speaker 2:We had a quote for the inspection Whore.
Speaker 6:Do not talk to your stepmother like that do not talk to your stepmother like that.
Speaker 4:Yes, you butt out too. I'm not saying anything derogative.
Speaker 2:I have derogative. I don't think that's your term, that is not so. Seven hundred dollars, which was an inspection cost, and everything's fixed. Everything is how we want it. You know what? That's what matters.
Speaker 4:Everything is operational it just sucked everybody's good.
Speaker 2:I tried to do a load of laundry that I would take a drink like that on the.
Speaker 4:I tried to do a load of laundry.
Speaker 2:I don't know that I would take a drink like that on the podcast. I tried to do a load of laundry. Guess what happened my bathroom right next to it filled up with black water all the way out to my kitchen. Do you know what I had to do with that toilet? I had to put my hand in it.
Speaker 1:Yum.
Speaker 2:Why didn't you wait for?
Speaker 6:the-. This is payback for all it was a goddamn disaster. Dude like all of the toilets your dad has had to unclog because of you one when my washer and the random people you let into the house when it unloaded, when it like uh yes, yes the whole that bathroom below.
Speaker 4:I know, but why? Why did that lead to your hand in the toilet?
Speaker 2:because I had to. I didn't know how to stop it.
Speaker 4:So I was trying to fix it.
Speaker 2:I don't know, but it didn't, I'm going to plug it with my fingers. I shut the water off. It was still coming off. I was like what? And make it stop.
Speaker 4:I'm so glad I didn't get that call. I have been like what are?
Speaker 2:you doing Guess what, guess what I have.
Speaker 1:Leo's Fisted the toilet.
Speaker 2:Guess what I have, leo's, you just fisted the toilet. Yeah boy, did I Leo's, because Alexis tells me hours after oh yeah, leo clogged that toilet this morning. I was going to tell you. So I had Leo on me and I had a construction worker right here Fecal matter and I'm not proud of it, but that's what happened. You know what? Guess who didn't have a latex glove?
Speaker 6:You know how. I've said you continue to make poor choices.
Speaker 2:This is still a part of it. I thought that we were going to have to move.
Speaker 6:It's flooding, I stick my hand in it, I'll make it stop.
Speaker 2:I thought we were going to have to move. I stick my hand in it, I'll make it stop.
Speaker 4:I thought we were gonna have to move. I'm not kidding you. I would have moved out and I would have said goodbye to everything and everyone in that house. If I put my hand in shit I would have that would have been the I would have kissed alexis on the forehead, said I'm sorry, and I would have. Just, I wouldn't have even taken anything, just whatever I had on my back. I get my little super and on your and on your hands and I just start driving and I don't know where I go probably side of a building, I don't know so.
Speaker 2:So before I call these plumbing companies, caleb tells me. I said hey, dude, they can come over and take a look at this. He says be there at 545,. Dude, I was like are you shit? Oh wait a minute. Is this the new Caleb? He's getting up, he's going to work. That's your first mistake. He's helping his friends out. Guess who doesn't hear back from 545. Until the next time I hear him, he's three hours late.
Speaker 4:To the. To his credit, bullshit. To his credit. To his credit, he couldn't have done anything about it anyway no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2:I didn't call him for that problem, I called him for the kids bathroom. It was just an easy fix.
Speaker 1:I just wasn't very comfortable you told him it was behind the shower wall yep how did you fix it? There was an access panel probably no, there wasn't.
Speaker 2:They had to cut it to it Sure as shit made one.
Speaker 4:We are we're minutes in 15. I mean, we've had people real mad about real mad about introductions?
Speaker 6:Yeah, are people mad about introductions? Yeah, well, I mean on the YouTube they're like we can see your like to point out, we are also just a podcast, so there's some people who can't see us. They can just hear us and we like introductions.
Speaker 4:Hey, let me introduce my wife. There she is you know what her name is.
Speaker 5:It's amanda I'm a bad bitch and I got bad anxiety. People call me rude because I ain't letting them try me saying I'm a hoe because I'm in love with my body issues but nobody I can talk to about it. They keep saying I should get help, but I don't even know what I need. They keep saying speak your truth and at the same time say they don't believe. Man, excuse me, while I get into my feelings for a second. Usually I keep it down, but today I got to tell it. Not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway.
Speaker 5:Y'all don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I deal Today. I really hate everybody. And that's just me being real. Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday bad bitches have bad days too. Friday, saturday, sunday bounce back, hot, bad bitch always do. All I really wanna hear is, it'll be okay, bounce back cause a bad bitch, so we do introductions because, just like wrestling, you know who those people are.
Speaker 6:This is a production, this is a show. This is what we do.
Speaker 4:It's what we do, it's fun. How was your week, Amanda Umiki? It was real long. Jams has found something to write with. It's the pencil you gave her.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:That was in Brayden's nose, boy, was it?
Speaker 6:For how long was it? Two minutes.
Speaker 2:Twelve, twelve minutes it was in there a long time and you made sure every goddamn second was accounted for.
Speaker 6:I wasn't going to let you off on a crazy.
Speaker 4:So what we're going to talk about today? We're going to talk about today. We're going to do some holiday trivia. Here it comes. Who do we think can be, of the three of you, which do you think knows the most about the holidays?
Speaker 2:Well, here's what I do know it's not Jam.
Speaker 6:It's not me.
Speaker 1:What the fuck? Why isn't it me Damn what do you want from me?
Speaker 6:Coming from you.
Speaker 2:Hello kettle, hello pot. Damn, you want to be kettle or pot.
Speaker 4:I don't care. He's rough on all of you, that's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 6:I want to know why he didn't get yelled at for punching the microphone.
Speaker 4:Did he? To be fair, I didn't know that he punched the microphone.
Speaker 6:Well then you're clearly not paying attention.
Speaker 1:Or is it fair? I didn't know that he punched the microphone. Well then, you're clearly not paying attention. There's drama queen. He's not paying attention. He's trying to do something and I don't know what it is. Can you hurry the fuck up? Well?
Speaker 4:I'm trying to find our intro you guys remember your P Diddy podcast.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that was horrible that you weren't here for I know, I wish I was here for that Go ahead and fucking run shit on a podcast you didn't show up for.
Speaker 2:Jamie Foxx has now come out and said P Diddy poisoned him and that's what caused all of his health issues.
Speaker 3:Poisoned him. He did it on his last special.
Speaker 4:That's riveting. Do you have any more? Yeah, thanks.
Speaker 6:Anything else you'd like to add? Let's talk about St Chris. We're trying to talk about Santa.
Speaker 2:St Christmas.
Speaker 6:Before we can do that.
Speaker 4:St Nick. It's time to talk about something else. We're nearing the playoffs in the TGC SOD Family Fantasy Football League. We've got an update. I don't know how good it is, I'm not taking a shot.
Speaker 1:You're not taking a shot. Nope, you better hope I don't spin that.
Speaker 4:Ooh, I'll take your shot. So we're only doing the last week. So don't go two weeks. We're only looking last week. We don't have time Week 13. So we're just going to look at last week. So let's go ahead and take it away, Brayden.
Speaker 2:God damn it. Beewee's beast against the squaws. Amanda got beat down by her son A buck 39 to a buck 28. That's bad news. The enablers Whoops Jambalamba Buck 56 to 117. That's me, that's a whippin'. And then there's good news and there's bad. The queen was taken down.
Speaker 6:Only because she didn't set her wind up.
Speaker 2:I know I know, I know the queen was taken down, but even in a win even in a victory there are defeats 104 to 94.
Speaker 1:It's not me, it's not you, it's me.
Speaker 2:It's Brayden, it's me. Holy shit, I don't even know what the hell you were worried about 117.
Speaker 1:She lost the last week.
Speaker 4:She lost the week before.
Speaker 1:No, she got a buck 65. Oh, that's right?
Speaker 4:Was it you? Or maybe it was me? It was you 115.
Speaker 6:That's why he doesn't want to do two of them.
Speaker 4:Whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't have time for double spin seriously.
Speaker 1:Then we need to go back to that one.
Speaker 4:We're doing, the week that we're in, is to not confuse people Spin me, my spin. If he would have shown up, we would have done it.
Speaker 1:No, that's such bullshit.
Speaker 2:It is, but it's his house.
Speaker 1:No, I don't give a fuck. It's my house. I got a spin.
Speaker 6:You don't run it. Give me my spin. Are you ready? I hope it's. If you get a shot, I'm putting a pencil on my butt while sitting. That's awfully uncomfortable I really hope.
Speaker 1:Not because I'm going to draw.
Speaker 2:That would be, so I'm going to have to take that pencil away from me, I think.
Speaker 4:All right. So here is Braden's spin, because he had the lowest score last week, even though I won. He won against his opponent but, as with Brayden, he lost in life.
Speaker 2:I don't even think I've ever won a war. It's just little tit-for-tat battles.
Speaker 4:It's just little bullshit battles that people forget about, because for so much of your life you've paid attention to tits and that's all.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, you forgot the tat part yeah. Here we go.
Speaker 3:In three, that's all. Oh wow, I still forgot the tap part.
Speaker 4:Yeah, why don't we got some birds here? We go In three, two.
Speaker 2:Anticlimactic. What does it say? I can't read it.
Speaker 4:Oh, you have to allow yourself to be pinched by jams.
Speaker 2:She's not pinching me. Why not? Because you're mean.
Speaker 1:Like all through the show, just randomly.
Speaker 2:No, just one pinch, one time.
Speaker 6:Oh no, I think it's like surprise pinches.
Speaker 4:I wish that it could be like something a little.
Speaker 1:I wish we could see a different part of him. I feel like I want to do it when no one knows it's going to happen.
Speaker 2:I'm going to know You're right. I feel like I want to do it when no one knows it's going to happen. I'm going to know You're right. I see you. Okay, so you want it to be.
Speaker 6:James thinks she's sneaky.
Speaker 2:I see You're going to hit everything. Look, she back got me. You are going to knock this over. This is going to hit me. He's going to start yelling. I'm going to have to apply chapstick. It's going to be horrible. Pinch me one time where you want it now?
Speaker 4:hey, it's got to count. What do you mean it's got to be?
Speaker 1:you can't just do like a little little pinch it's got to be like a titty twister kind of thing, and uh and and if I do a titty twister you can't tighten your muscles oh what?
Speaker 4:okay, let's not. Let's not build up his ego on the show like right now. He's like, yeah, look at these.
Speaker 2:Those ones, you mean these ones.
Speaker 6:I think they call those boobs Moobs.
Speaker 4:All right, who is doing the pinching? Say sorry, okay, hold on, she is, hold on. Hold on Rock paper scissors, amanda and.
Speaker 2:James, that's fair.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's the only one. Okay, rock paper, scissors shoot. Rock paper, we're going best out of three. Who won that one? Me. Okay, here we go. Rock paper, scissors shoot.
Speaker 2:I don't know how you got your ass whooped. I've seen children do better.
Speaker 6:Is it?
Speaker 1:anywhere, god damn it. I can't do it with somebody else saying it.
Speaker 2:Okay, alright, just do it. I don't even want to know. No, still I don't like that part.
Speaker 4:Okay, that was good, that was good, I didn't know, you had a vein in your forehead.
Speaker 2:I don't like getting pinched. I'm about to pass out. I flexed everything in my head. I hate getting pinched. Oh, if I would have known that Getting pinched, getting smacked Two things make me homicidal. Yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't like getting smacked Do you all have something to write on and write with.
Speaker 6:No, james took my pen.
Speaker 1:And she took her markers. You took all my fucking markers.
Speaker 6:To be fair, there's one on the floor.
Speaker 4:Here's a pencil. I hit my mark. Here's a pen and some paper. You guys can figure it all out. Yeah, here are the rules of the day. For you to win, for you to win control of the board, you must say your name, amanda. I'm on the pen, amanda.
Speaker 1:Brayden Jams, I thought it was me.
Speaker 2:We've always done me no he can't, he can't decide for me my name's Longer Jams.
Speaker 4:Longer Ams jams ray when I call it out, and you will keep track of your own. If you miss it, you lose a point.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I hate these, because I always you just say dumb shit, I don't say dumb shit Minus 500. I feel like somebody should at least try. Or it's just not fun to be like oh we know, nobody knows it.
Speaker 4:Oh, I think most people will know oh, okay, are we ready for Christmas? Trivia.
Speaker 6:Yes, people are mad that we didn't get to it sooner.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's okay, They'll live.
Speaker 6:Here we go.
Speaker 4:Question number one which popular Christmas beverage is also called Bray Eggnog? Give yourself a nice point, brayden. Thanks, dude. The rest of the question which popular christmas beverage is also called milk punch, milk punch I don't think I ever want to drink milk punch. I don't like that, merry christmas um. Question number two what did the other reindeer not let Rudolph do because of his shiny head, me, me, me, me, thank you.
Speaker 2:Play in the reindeer games that is also correct.
Speaker 4:Brayden's running away with it this week.
Speaker 2:How, uh I gotta, how are we keeping? Oh, I'm the only one I'm not helping. Tally marks, tally marks Got it.
Speaker 4:Question number three how many ghosts show up in a Amanda? And it's Amanda, Amanda.
Speaker 2:Three Past present, future Four. Five Nice, no, hit me.
Speaker 4:Finish the question. It was finished. How many ghosts show up in a Christmas carol?
Speaker 2:Four, she said it Four, bray four.
Speaker 6:Brayden, I can't answer again, so don't look at me.
Speaker 4:Well, nobody said their name. They have to do the math. That's fair. Four, what four? I don't know, I just know the answer.
Speaker 6:It's past, present, future and like self or something like that, it doesn't really count. That's why it's really three.
Speaker 4:But count. That's why it's really three, but it's four, so this is under protest, right now, no, it's four.
Speaker 6:I knew it was four as soon as I fucking said it, really.
Speaker 4:But you said three.
Speaker 6:I really thought it was.
Speaker 3:Sounds like a good plan.
Speaker 2:Don't pinch me again. No, I'll fucking pinch hey.
Speaker 4:He did it.
Speaker 5:He did it, I did it, I pushed the wrong button.
Speaker 4:I pushed the wrong button. Next question I feel bad doing this question after what I just pushed. Where was baby Jesus born?
Speaker 6:Me Amanda.
Speaker 4:Amanda.
Speaker 6:Like the city or the thing he was born in. In.
Speaker 4:Bethlehem in a manger.
Speaker 2:That is correct. In Bethlehem I was going to say Egypt. Oh my God, I swear to God, bray Egypt, take a point away. I swear to God, I should have let you fucking answer.
Speaker 6:I swear to God, egypt, take a point. I swear to God.
Speaker 4:Next question Jams. Are you ready? You got to get on I don't know what's up.
Speaker 1:Yes, I know where she is.
Speaker 4:I think you did something before the show. That is slowing your motor skills.
Speaker 1:No, I just, I don't even get.
Speaker 4:I don't know. The movie Miracle on 34th Street is based on a real-life department store.
Speaker 1:Oh, aunt Jams, Aunt Jams, jamie, what are we doing? Who are you? Who are you? Me, aunt Jams, aunt Jams, aunt Jams. Listen, macy's, that is correct.
Speaker 4:Macy's hey, good job, it's like a makeup is correct. Macy's hey, good job, it's like a makeup Can't. No, I was so close, I was so close. What are the two most popular names for Santa Claus Bright Besides Santa Claus Brayden?
Speaker 2:Saint Nick, father Christmas.
Speaker 1:What is the question?
Speaker 4:What are the two most popular names for santa claus, not including santa claus amanda?
Speaker 6:father noel and saint nick not a chance.
Speaker 1:Okay, thank you both of you hang on, give me a second your time is up three seconds.
Speaker 4:I don't know I think it should have been. Saint Nick was correct, chris Kringle.
Speaker 2:Chris Kringle is more popular than Father Christmas. More what Popular?
Speaker 4:That's not what you said that's real fast, I tried real hard. Yep, it's Chris.
Speaker 1:Kringle. I knew there was another one, spell Kringle.
Speaker 4:K-R-I-C. Really, it is K.
Speaker 2:That's why I asked Take another point off.
Speaker 4:Next question Elvis isn't going to have a white Christmas, he's going to have a Me.
Speaker 1:Jams Aunt, jams Blue Christmas.
Speaker 3:Ooh Jams, I didn't know.
Speaker 6:I was thinking red, I was thinking pink because of the Cadillac.
Speaker 4:It's a great song. James got it.
Speaker 6:Good on you, dude. We're tight. That's because she's the oldest among us.
Speaker 1:I only have two, I only have two.
Speaker 4:You know my favorite. I have none, you mean me. My favorite Christmas song, though, isn't Blue Christmas.
Speaker 6:It's this one, oh my God.
Speaker 1:All right, we get it Christmas. We don't have time this one reminds me of Brandon.
Speaker 2:You know my favorite Christmas song?
Speaker 1:I don't even know if this is it, but who put the dick on the snowman? That's the best dude, this is the best. Can we turn this off? Why, in the decorations of red on a green?
Speaker 4:Christmas tree. You ruined my Christmas. You and him are kindred spirits, gaga. Next question what's the score right now? Amanda, zero Brayden, dose Two Alright here. Zero Brayden, dose Two, alright, here we go. What do people traditionally put on top of a Christmas tree? A star, really.
Speaker 6:No, it's an angel, jams.
Speaker 4:Angel, that is correct. Why would you give the answer?
Speaker 2:when you both. She gotta stop doing that. I knew it.
Speaker 4:That's your point.
Speaker 2:I know, okay, there was a very big chance you didn't know it.
Speaker 1:No, I knew.
Speaker 4:Next question you said star.
Speaker 1:That's how I. I didn't say star, she said star. I grew up putting an angel on the top of my tree.
Speaker 2:Not religious now Well, yeah, not religious.
Speaker 1:Now, well, yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 6:I'm just saying Aren't you so cool? No, sorry, us peasants over here with our measly fucking lighted star.
Speaker 4:Lighted. Next question In Home Alone where are the McAllisters going on vacation?
Speaker 1:Jams, jams. Oh shit, I should listen to Rest, I'll finish.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I can't.
Speaker 6:Why no? Because you interjected.
Speaker 4:Well, they're going on vacation when they leave Kevin behind.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:Jams, paris, that is correct. Amanda is seething over there because she's getting her ass kicked. We're going to beat your ass in the driveway, dude Well.
Speaker 1:I kind of thought that it was going to end up being number two, like where they're going to number two, which is Next In the classic Christmas movie how the Grinch stole Christmas, the Grinch was described with three words what are they?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:Amanda Rotten mean and hairy.
Speaker 2:It's not hairy. Now you're negative one it's not hairy.
Speaker 4:Five seconds.
Speaker 1:I can't remember.
Speaker 4:Stink Stank.
Speaker 2:Stunk. That is the Probably from the 50s. We wouldn't have known. I'm thinking of Jim Carrey. Well, he said original You're a mean one, mr Grinch, and then I was singing the song in my head.
Speaker 6:You're as prickly as an eel. Yeah, I think you're a prickly, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, go ahead or it's a cactus. What is he? Something as an eel was Saint Nicholas born.
Speaker 1:Also a holiday favorite.
Speaker 3:Food.
Speaker 1:What Jams?
Speaker 4:Jams Turkey. She's on it, turkey, it is.
Speaker 2:I'm going to stab her with a pin.
Speaker 4:I'm going to.
Speaker 2:Please All right.
Speaker 4:What's the score right now? I'm going to, please don't Alright. What's the score right now? Negative one. Negative one, dos Two, five. I think he's got one wrong.
Speaker 1:He's running away.
Speaker 2:No, I did Look I did In the movie.
Speaker 4:It's a Wonderful Life. What happened every time a bell rang?
Speaker 1:Oh, jams, jams, Angel got their wings.
Speaker 4:That is correct. Nobody knows Christmas quite like her.
Speaker 2:Get it figured out before it's a painful.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I don't know that movie I didn't want to lose.
Speaker 4:All right, here we go. Next question what words follow Silent Night in the song?
Speaker 1:Jams, jams, holy night.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I bet it does whore you and your angel On top of your tree over there.
Speaker 4:Let's make this night holy Again, which Hollywood actor played Six different roles In the Polar Express.
Speaker 2:Oh, bray, tom Hanks, that is correct, the conductor.
Speaker 3:No, we don't care.
Speaker 1:Tell me what they were. I would like to hear.
Speaker 2:Everyone will die without knowing. Everyone in this mother effing room will take it. I will take this. You sons of bitches, will have to Google it.
Speaker 4:All right, next question In Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, what was the first name of Scrooge? Amanda, amanda Ebenezer, that is correct.
Speaker 2:I was going to say McPherson, I got football on my mind. Amanda is back to zero.
Speaker 6:Good news, good news Next question I put, one I've skipped.
Speaker 4:What country did eggnog come from? I only lose one yes, you'll only lose one perfect yes, are you going?
Speaker 2:are you coming in? Narrow it down, why would you? England?
Speaker 1:damn it. That is exactly what I was gonna to say too, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:I'm sure it was.
Speaker 6:If you would have gotten that right, you would have been in trouble. Okay, that would have been collusion.
Speaker 4:Next question I really was going to say that this is a tough one. What did Frosty the Snowman do when a magic hat was placed on his head?
Speaker 1:Bray.
Speaker 2:Bray? Tell me Jim Bray came to life.
Speaker 1:Bullshit, jams, jams. He danced around, oh my God, so hang the hell on, though.
Speaker 2:What's the difference?
Speaker 4:He began to dance around. It's the song, but he didn't come to life. Sing the song, or did he?
Speaker 6:It's actually in the song.
Speaker 2:Did he come to life? He did come to life, so sounds like On his head.
Speaker 6:And he danced around.
Speaker 2:And he began to dance around, I get a .5. No, you don't, no points awarded.
Speaker 6:You've been voted against.
Speaker 4:Brayden, you should get this one. What is Ralphie's little brother's name in the movie A Christmas Story?
Speaker 1:It's movie, a christmas story.
Speaker 2:It's ralphie and I didn't know that kid had a name oh fuck, ralphie and marshmallow boy, oh my god I can't get up funny boy I can't get up.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that little bastard had a name yes, he has a name boy. Does he stop that? Oh, what does she say? Just stop that, stop that, ralphie. No, when he's, I can't, I don't know, I can't remember it.
Speaker 4:The answer Randy.
Speaker 2:That doesn't sound right. I could have said like Edward, you could have said it would have been much better.
Speaker 4:I could have lied and see if anyone mentioned it. His name was Aloysius. Which Christmas song contains the lyric? Everyone dancing merrily in the new, old fashioned way jams, jams rocking around the Christmas tree.
Speaker 1:That is correct.
Speaker 4:Jams is untouchable right now. All right. I gotta say whores will get this one.
Speaker 2:Damn. Oh well, hold on a minute. I have a past At present.
Speaker 4:What are you supposed to do when you find yourself under the mistletoe? Amanda Brayden Kiss, that's correct, jesus.
Speaker 3:I knew you were coming.
Speaker 2:I was like mine.
Speaker 4:I got trace. All right, amanda, we got to get you on the board. I don't want to. All right.
Speaker 2:Amanda, we got to get you on the board, so here's what we're going to do for this one.
Speaker 4:This is a special question.
Speaker 2:This is the second house rules bullshit we've had to go through. Oh, okay, Three points yeah anybody can guess?
Speaker 6:You could also lose three points.
Speaker 4:Which one of Santa's reindeer has the same name as another holiday mascot, if you look at everybody singing Amanda that was that you're going to play that one back.
Speaker 1:Go ahead, mandicam, and I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4:All right, Amanda Comet.
Speaker 2:That's not right.
Speaker 6:Oh, no, it's. She's thinking about Haley's Comet. No, I was singing.
Speaker 2:Cupid oh motherfucker. Brayden Cupid oh motherfucker. I was supposed to be next. Oh, that sucks, doesn't it? Oh no, I just got three of them. What's your how?
Speaker 1:many, did you have Six Honey?
Speaker 4:Nine? What other? What other holiday mascot is Comet?
Speaker 6:I skipped over the holiday part and my brain said, as I was saying Comet like no. I over the holiday part and my brain said, as I was saying, comet like no. I thought I was just next in line. It's like the hockey team, like a mascot, I don't know, are you thinking of Fort Wayne?
Speaker 4:We got worse, you thought they did like a Division 4 hockey team, I'm sure there's comets somewhere else.
Speaker 2:She got worse with her explanation the Greentown, it's the comets, because well, Eastern, because that's bullshit.
Speaker 4:How all right jams this one's for you. You want me to do multiples on this one? No, multiple, what do you mean? I can do extra points on this one. I'll do two points on this. I hate that you have for two points which country started the tradition of putting up a christmas tree? A Christmas tree, that's tough, everybody give. Go ahead, brainiac, you'll lose extra points.
Speaker 1:Just two right. How many you have.
Speaker 2:Six.
Speaker 1:Just let it ride.
Speaker 4:The answer.
Speaker 1:America.
Speaker 4:Germany, huh, germany. Negative two she didn't really call in for that though. Yeah, you didn't call in. In the song Winter Wonderland, what do we call the snowman? Brayden is singing the song. So is Jams Sing it out loud. I don't know the song, I don't remember the song. Start the song. So is Jams Sing it out loud.
Speaker 1:I don't know this song. I don't remember the song. Start the song.
Speaker 6:In a winter wonderland and where in a meadow we can build a snowman. Oh, amanda, amanda, and we'll name him Parson Brown. Correct, amanda got a point.
Speaker 2:Good, she's at one.
Speaker 6:Negative two. Fuck off, are you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, she did the negative three. She's not going to sleep tonight.
Speaker 4:Next question In the movie Elf, what was the first rule of the Code of Elves? I thought you would all fight over this one. I don't like.
Speaker 6:I've never watched the movie.
Speaker 1:The Code of Elves.
Speaker 2:Bray love Christmas.
Speaker 4:Ooh, so close. Take a point away treat every day like Christmas. I have five all right for five points, there we go what's the name of the main villain in the nightmare before Christmas? I've never seen that. Is it the actual skeleton?
Speaker 6:person? What's the name of the main villain in the nightmare before Christmas? I've never seen that.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Is it the actual skeleton person?
Speaker 4:All I know is the question and the answer? I don't know. I have to.
Speaker 6:Google some stuff.
Speaker 4:Oogie Boogie. No, what's the name?
Speaker 6:Braxton and Audrey probably could have told us, probably.
Speaker 4:All right For three points. I'll take three According to the song what did my true love give to me on the eighth day of Christmas? Oh man jams.
Speaker 1:Jams Partridge in a pear tree On the eighth day. That's wrong. Yes, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Wait, take away three points.
Speaker 1:Wait, what was it?
Speaker 2:On the eighth day, mm-hmm.
Speaker 6:Amanda, amanda, eight ladies dancing Nope.
Speaker 4:That is incorrect. Takeaway no Three more Wait, you get to go twice. You don't get to go twice, you already blew your shot.
Speaker 3:I haven't guessed on anything else and I've given everybody else the answers.
Speaker 4:No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Oh, every other time. Brayden, you want a shot?
Speaker 2:I don't even know what comes with the second. Hang on, she's gonna try and get. I'm gonna get to eight can I?
Speaker 1:I mean, because then I just lose two more. Why?
Speaker 6:well, because you already blew your chance.
Speaker 5:I know what is it?
Speaker 4:it's.
Speaker 6:Giselaean.
Speaker 4:I wish you could take away three more points.
Speaker 1:It's not why wouldn't you let us eight maids a milking Eight?
Speaker 2:maids a milking. Eight maids a milking.
Speaker 1:Eight maids, a milking you probably won't be part of that. Seven sons of swimming. Is that like a bed and breakfast.
Speaker 2:Can I get a room there?
Speaker 4:Next question.
Speaker 6:I'm not playing your stupid game anymore.
Speaker 4:This one's for two points.
Speaker 2:She didn't subtract three. I'm not.
Speaker 6:You have to take away three. I'm not going to negative five.
Speaker 4:That would be negative six.
Speaker 6:No, I'm negative. Two Did you get one.
Speaker 4:I got one right. Okay, you're negative five. Carson Brown, that was a good one. What was the highest grossing Christmas movie of all time? Bray Christmas.
Speaker 2:Story.
Speaker 4:No, take away two points. I love I have an unhealthy obsession with how much do you have?
Speaker 1:how many do you have?
Speaker 4:three is this two points, yes, two points, three seconds.
Speaker 2:I know what it is too. We've already talked about it home alone oh, I'd have been wrong again.
Speaker 4:I thought it was the Grinch Whose eyes are all aglow in the Christmas song.
Speaker 6:Amanda, amanda, the Children? No, I just thought that would make sense.
Speaker 1:I didn't sing the song first. What song is this?
Speaker 4:It's the Christmas song. It's called Tiny Tots.
Speaker 1:I have no fucking clue.
Speaker 2:Tiny Tots Eyes Are Good, oh my God.
Speaker 1:What is the?
Speaker 2:answer.
Speaker 4:Tiny Tots. Oh, all right, now back to the 12 Days of Christmas.
Speaker 6:Again challenge that Are children not tiny tots? Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Back to the 12 days. How many gifts in total were given in the 12 days of christmas song?
Speaker 2:oh, this sucks. Quick math, quick math. So it'd be three. Hold on, that'd be seven.
Speaker 6:Oh wait, I'm not interjecting because I want to hear this play out.
Speaker 2:So one, two, that'd be three I can't wait to hear his answer.
Speaker 4:I have no idea. I want you to know. If you're within a hundred, I would almost give you credit, okay.
Speaker 2:So let's go.
Speaker 6:Technically doesn't it double every time. No, double is one, two and then three no in the next verse it gives them again.
Speaker 4:Each day you get them again, All of them.
Speaker 6:Yeah, For 25 days. So on day three you get all of them.
Speaker 2:This number is in the thousands. No, it's not in the thousands, no, but hers is. Oh, it was 78.
Speaker 4:Okay, before I respond, I would like to know how you achieved that.
Speaker 1:I need to know your process because at Caleb's Christmas party yesterday they asked kind of the same question. I don't know if it's the same way as it was asked and Caleb piss drunk, said 487, it's 364 okay that's upsetting.
Speaker 2:I had no idea, maybe it was are you ready for another question?
Speaker 1:Okay, that's upset, that's upset.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no idea, maybe it was.
Speaker 5:Are you ready for another?
Speaker 2:question yes, make this a five one. Five All right For five points. That'll get Amanda to negative.
Speaker 4:Which fairy tale were the first gingerbread houses inspired by?
Speaker 1:Jams.
Speaker 4:Sure Jams? I don't know. Hansel and Gretel, that is correct, that was worth five and that was worth five points.
Speaker 6:Let's do a quick check of the math.
Speaker 4:Amanda, how many do you have Negative six?
Speaker 2:Negative five that's not true. I've kept track. It's negative six.
Speaker 6:No, I have a negative three to add on top of my negative two.
Speaker 2:I know, but then you got another one wrong. No, I didn't.
Speaker 6:It was a two-parter no.
Speaker 2:I didn't, I promise Ams Brayden.
Speaker 4:I have Trace, you have three, I mean, or Jams Twelve I hate you.
Speaker 2:This next one I'm so glad Amanda's, my stepmother, is worth five.
Speaker 1:Why don't you make it?
Speaker 4:worth In the movie A Christmas Story. What is the name of the neighbors whose dog ate?
Speaker 2:the Christmas turkey. It's the Basset Hound. When it's here, it gets stuck in the door. I have no clue what is the owner's names.
Speaker 4:That's a tough one.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have gotten it.
Speaker 4:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 6:Raiden, I don't know it, it's the Bumpuses, bumpus, no way.
Speaker 2:Never would have Not a chance. The Johnsons Minus five. I'd have killed myself.
Speaker 4:All right, here we go Now, everybody, have your voice ready. Okay, this one is worth 10. Okay, now I'm doing it for 10 because I believe any of you could get this one, I still won't win. How do you say Merry Christmas in Spanish Amina?
Speaker 2:Feliz Navidad, that is correct. I need that phonetically. I don't know, dude, I just wanted that Sing the song Feliz Navidad, feliz. Drop your top, something like that, yeah.
Speaker 1:Feliz, drop your top. So what are you? Drop your top, so what are you at five?
Speaker 3:well according to brady I'd like to get a metal picture now so I can remember them a little while. When I think of you, I'll think them, my favorite set there's ever been, when I get home they'll be in my hands. Could you please show me her tits again?
Speaker 2:Just so everybody's aware. He could have played that whole song, but he couldn't have spun that's wild, continue, maybe.
Speaker 4:All right Next question. So what's the score now? Wild Continue, maybe, all right. Next question. So what's the score now?
Speaker 1:Four Three, three, twelve, I'm beating Brayden.
Speaker 2:Do this one for 50.
Speaker 4:Skipping that one, okay For four. This one's for four points. Versions of witch food danced in children's head Jams, sugar plums. Add four to jams.
Speaker 2:That's 16.
Speaker 4:Add four to jams For five on this one. What gift did the little drummer boy give to the newborn Christ?
Speaker 2:A goat? I have no idea. It wasn't in the Middle East.
Speaker 3:I can't.
Speaker 4:It's almost as good as a goat Anyone.
Speaker 1:I'm drawing a blank.
Speaker 4:No, I'm not religious. He played a song for him on his drums.
Speaker 6:That was it, damn it. I was trying to sing the song for an actual gift, because I am a poor boy too, so I thought, okay, maybe there's a line where he says I give this to you All right.
Speaker 4:next question for three. Let me clear my throat. Next question what is the best-selling Christmas song ever?
Speaker 2:Brayden.
Speaker 1:All I Want for Christmas is you. By Mariah Carey. Takeaway three the best selling the best selling.
Speaker 2:It's 100% the best I know it is.
Speaker 1:It might be the best to you. You dumb shit.
Speaker 2:What's the best selling? Is it a quote?
Speaker 6:in the Bible. No one's guessing because now.
Speaker 4:Brayden's zero White Christmas by Bing Crosby.
Speaker 6:Bing Crosby, that's right.
Speaker 2:Okay, where is this article from Because I believe you're incorrect Of a white Christmas.
Speaker 4:Alright, for six points, brayden. What's your score right now? Zero, amanda, and I think that you're right.
Speaker 2:I think that's wrong. And Jams, amanda and I think that you're right, I think that's wrong. And jams um 16.
Speaker 1:Mariah Carey could buy the four of us it's not because of that song, it's every year it's every year like November 3rd, it just starts playing on repeat who wrote Christmas doesn't come from a store, maybe.
Speaker 4:Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.
Speaker 2:Oh Bray, Anyway, I have no idea.
Speaker 3:Who wrote? I was going to say the.
Speaker 6:Grinch.
Speaker 1:Take away the point. No, that's right. It's not right, cindy.
Speaker 6:Lou, who's not an author. That's who says it in the movie. Yeah, but he said that's from 2004.
Speaker 2:This is I cannot think of it.
Speaker 4:Dr Seuss.
Speaker 1:I said Hemingway, it's from the same movie. You said Hemingway, I couldn't like wrap my brain around the question. That's bullshit.
Speaker 6:I should get credit for that no, all right.
Speaker 4:What's the score right now?
Speaker 6:You just lost one Three.
Speaker 4:Brayden negative one, Negative four. Negative four Jams 16. All right For 15. We got to keep it interesting.
Speaker 2:No, we don't. That's going to get neither of us there. Ah wait, It'll get her there, not me It'd be 12.
Speaker 4:All right, here we go For 15 points. This is the smartest jammy's ever been. Three of Santa's reindeer's names begin with the letter D.
Speaker 1:What are they? Did he just say, deer?
Speaker 4:Dancer Dasher Donner. She's unstoppable, did he just say deer? You didn't even finish the question. Well, she said it before I could.
Speaker 6:He just read it. If that's what it said, maybe I don't know.
Speaker 2:You said deers. No deers names yeah.
Speaker 6:Their names are proper it's possessive. Or possessive, not proper. It says 15.
Speaker 4:Go ahead 15 plus 16 is 31.
Speaker 6:Ha ha, you said, deer, you're so dumb. Ha ha ha.
Speaker 2:That makes fun of. Brianna.
Speaker 1:Somehow that goddamn backfired. I can't believe I killed that Laura.
Speaker 2:I want to talk to you. What's the last question? How many do you have? 31. Make it for 32.
Speaker 4:All right, is this the last one? No, it's not the last one. Okay, we're getting close, but we will do this one for 30 points. Word, are you all right with that, james? I'm going to have 28. She's going to have 61 points when this one's done. If she gets to 100, she gets 50 bucks From you. From you, no, from the lowest score. All right, here we go.
Speaker 2:From the lowest score. All right, here we go For 30 points you had to wait till next Friday.
Speaker 4:What was Frosty the Snowman's nose made of?
Speaker 2:Amanda, I don't know what button she has 30. She has 33. I have 33.
Speaker 1:What do you have 31.?
Speaker 4:Uh-oh, I just maybe got myself laid.
Speaker 6:we'll see no oh you don't like my macaroni and sausage.
Speaker 2:Hey, hey, make another executive decision. Anyone's name that starts with an A and is Amanda, negative 5 that's right um all right, this one's for 35. This one is again. Well, no, this one's not for 35, this one's for 35 this one is again.
Speaker 4:Well, no, this one's not for 35, this one's for 15. Gotta keep it interesting. Jammy's so mad right now. No, no, no. In the 1964 movie rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, what is the name of rudolph's elf friend? Amanda hermy that is correct, hermy.
Speaker 2:What is the name of Rudolph's elf friend, amanda Hermie? That is correct, hermie, that's 33 plus 15, 48.
Speaker 6:Thanks.
Speaker 4:All right, I am seething with anger. 10 points for this one 10?
Speaker 2:That's jump change.
Speaker 4:It is now what popular Christmas song was actually written for Thanksgiving jams, jams, jingle bells that is correct.
Speaker 2:Did you hear him humming?
Speaker 6:I just couldn't get the name out fast enough 41.
Speaker 1:How many do you have?
Speaker 4:48 for the next question, brayden, how many do you have? 48. For the next question, brayden, how many do you have Negative four? That somehow is I got the first three answers.
Speaker 2:right, I was like you, bitches are going down this one.
Speaker 4:right here is your redemption. Is it for 50?
Speaker 6:We may not know Halloween, but we know it's Christmas.
Speaker 2:Yes, I want it to be 50. It's for 50.
Speaker 4:Now listen, we're going to do a final. Jeopardy kind of so if you can get back positive, those two are going to have to get creative on their scores. So you could sneak in there For 50. So this one's for 50. Now we're going to do a few more after this, but this one's for 50. What was the first company that used Santa Claus in advertising?
Speaker 6:Amanda.
Speaker 4:Jams Coca-Cola. My God, she's unstoppable. What were you going to say, coke? The answer was not Speed Cola, coca-cola 91.
Speaker 2:I want to leave.
Speaker 4:Brayden. I'm going to give you a chance. Right now, only Brayden can answer. Okay, this one's for 20. I mean actually, what's your score? What's your score? 91 this one's for 50, and only you can answer.
Speaker 2:I'll have 46, but if you miss it, 921.
Speaker 4:This one's for 50. Thank you, and only you can answer.
Speaker 2:I'll have 46.
Speaker 4:But if you miss it and then one of them answer, they get 100. Okay, in the Christmas song in the Christmas song, who does the narrator see kissing Santa Claus under the mistletoe?
Speaker 6:Oh, for fuck's sakes, Brayden.
Speaker 2:Their mother. I'm sorry, the answer is mommy. You're lying. I'll give you credit for 50 46 you're back in, let me get my pad of paper get you through.
Speaker 4:Alright, we'll do three more.
Speaker 1:What one's the final Jeopardy?
Speaker 4:the fourth one, number four god damn, alright, here we go. I hate it here. We'll skip that one. God damn, all right, here we go. I hate it here. We'll skip that one. Oh boy, for 20. All right, is everyone ready?
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:Get your voices ready. Where did there arise such a clatter, amanda?
Speaker 2:From the roof. I don't even know what the hell you just said. Arise such a clatter, amanda From the roof.
Speaker 1:I don't even know what the hell you just said. Arise such a clatter, she's negative.
Speaker 2:No, she's not. She's at 28. Wait, how many did you say 20. 28. That changes things, clatter.
Speaker 4:Could you repeat the question when did there arise such a clatter?
Speaker 6:from the roof, from the roof there arose such a clatter boy.
Speaker 1:I really want to because I think I know the answer 30 seconds I didn't fucking answer I don't know I, because I thought it was what are you gonna hurt?
Speaker 4:go ahead and take a shot.
Speaker 1:You only lose 20 no, but I just I thought you're gonna have 71 to hurt. Go ahead and take a shot. You only lose 20. No, but I just I thought.
Speaker 4:You're going to have 71.
Speaker 1:I know, but I can't Just take a shot. No, I can't, because her answer is roof. Yeah, I don't, bray Brayton.
Speaker 2:What was it 20. The lawn that makes no sense.
Speaker 4:Somebody Google it? I don't know.
Speaker 1:Wait, wait, what you tell me.
Speaker 4:It says where did there arise such a clatter?
Speaker 1:The lawn. It's the night before Christmas.
Speaker 4:It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring Not even a mouse, and out in the lawn there arose such a clatter. It's right, it's not the roof. Why would it be the lawn, though? I don't know, going through the snow? I don't know.
Speaker 6:He's flying with his sleigh. That is when out on the lawn there arose such a clatter. That's like an older version of it, because I've always read it as from the roof yeah, yes, okay, okay, do you?
Speaker 4:still have 48 no what is it?
Speaker 6:28.
Speaker 4:I have 26 shit all right, there seems to be a problem. What I've run out of questions well that was.
Speaker 2:You didn't check that before well, I thought let's do a Final Jeopardy of something the old man comes up with.
Speaker 4:Well, no, I'm looking. This is for Final Jeopardy. Right now, everybody has to. You can't just sit on your 90.
Speaker 2:I have my wager. I circled it. Here's my pen. I'm no longer using it.
Speaker 1:My wager.
Speaker 6:When out on the roof there arose such a clatter as the original version from. Where is it at? From? I had a date on it. No, I don't see it 1974. Yes, as the original version says when out on the I understand, wait on it. No, I don't see it. 1974. It says the original version says Well, you said it was a good version. I understand that. I'm saying there's a changed version and that's where lawn came from. Roof is the original.
Speaker 4:Read. It All right, what's the? You read it.
Speaker 6:She just did twice. Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that St Nicholas would soon be there. The children were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums danced in their head, and Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap had just settled down for a long winter's nap when out on the roof there arose such a clatter. I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Speaker 4:I think it's lawn.
Speaker 6:It's really true, you know what?
Speaker 4:We'll let that one go.
Speaker 6:And in the movie the Santa.
Speaker 4:Claus, who missed the point. You Me, alright, give them back to yourself. It's 20. Oh, she's got 40.
Speaker 1:But shouldn't she?
Speaker 6:get 20? No, he's just saying we're washing the question.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:Alright, what's your wager?
Speaker 4:Everybody. All right, what's your wager? Everybody write down your wager and I'll give you. The topic is Miracle on 34th Street. Oh fuck, nobody likes that. All right, we'll do a different one. Santa's suit Better. Better. Make your wagers on how much you know about Santa's suit. I watched a video earlier. You have five seconds Wager's already done. You got to write it down.
Speaker 2:It's down. Remember when I said I wrote my wager down and I put the pen down.
Speaker 4:Yes, that's why I said that. Everybody ready. You have to write your answer down, oh yeah, oh shit.
Speaker 4:All right, here we go. What color was Santa's suit before it was red? You have three seconds Going on to it, no more. All right, brayden, you had the lowest score, is that correct? Yep, how. What was your answer? What was my how? What was your answer? What was my wager? What was your answer? White, what was your wager? 25. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. I have one. You have one, amanda, you were next. How much did she?
Speaker 2:said white as well. You said white, did you, I white Did you. I did. How much did you wager? All of it, say all of it 48.
Speaker 4:Yes, how much did you have 48. Yes, she's so bad.
Speaker 2:Yes, Say you said white too and wagered all of it she did Jams.
Speaker 6:Wager anything. What did you say? I didn't have to.
Speaker 4:I said gold Okay and how much did you wager?
Speaker 1:I wagered 71. I can tell you that's incorrect.
Speaker 4:Now hold on. I have 21. The answer was green. Green, I'm dreaming of a green Christmas.
Speaker 1:It's not red Christmas.
Speaker 4:So let's hear it. For Jan, she's the big Christmas she wins.
Speaker 2:At least Brayden didn't come back with the win. I want to hold you down and shave your head.
Speaker 4:But Brayden did beat you, honey, and I think that bothers you more than losing overall.
Speaker 1:What was that?
Speaker 2:Nothing, it's gone, it's nothing.
Speaker 6:He's just been hanging out. He just won Jeopardy.
Speaker 2:I saw that before the podcast even started did you really? Yes, me and Amanda talked about it.
Speaker 6:He's been chilling up there what on it? Yes, I reached out for some reason he's protesting. Your win and he went crazy.
Speaker 2:I moved Amanda's ear thing and I said there's a spite, I'm not telling James. And then she started looking.
Speaker 6:She's like yeah, you can't tell james. And then he peeked out. You see his little legs come out.
Speaker 4:And then he went back in you know what time it is now. It's time to run some christmases it's the most wonderful time of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 1:Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment? Are you insane like?
Speaker 6:me Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. I see red, red, oh red.
Speaker 1:Well, you asked for our advice.
Speaker 4:We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty, and brutal it's gonna be. Dear Ams and Jams, I was out of town on business and I met my co-worker for dinner at the hotel restaurant and you slipped into her vagina.
Speaker 2:I hear you it was a man you slipped into his butt. Hey slipped into her vagina. I hear you it was a man. He slipped into his butt hey more power to you.
Speaker 4:I spoke to my wife while I was up in the room and told her I was going down to eat dinner. I went down and met my coworker and sat down at the table and we ordered our food and drinks. About 20 minutes or so later, my wife calls me. I deny the call with a text saying that I was eating and asked if I could call her back. She then calls me again.
Speaker 2:Oh bitch, did you not get my text?
Speaker 6:to be clear, they're in the same building right?
Speaker 4:no, she's at home, he's off. He's off at work, he's on a business trip and he's downstairs having dinner with his co-worker.
Speaker 6:I thought she was in the hotel room.
Speaker 4:I tell my co-worker I need to take the call and I answer the phone at the table. I can tell she is very angry and she proceeds to tell me that I left a glass of water on the dresser. What?
Speaker 1:the fuck.
Speaker 4:Me leaving a glass of water on wooden furniture is not a common occurrence that she has reprimanded me before, reprimanded me for before and it left a watermark, and that she would be buying all new bedroom furniture. I now realize this is not an emergency and realize she is mad at me.
Speaker 2:Okay now who did it? That was me. That's 100% me.
Speaker 4:Doesn't happen often I don't want to make a scene, so I respond by saying, okay, that sounds good, goodbye. And then I hung up the phone. She then proceeds to call me 18 times in a row.
Speaker 2:Is this Jams? Why'd you look at Jams?
Speaker 4:Because when I read this the first time, like my mind PTSD I went right back to being Mary Durr. You don't know a crazy thing. Yeah, you too. I don't answer any calls, nor do I respond to the text. I finish my dinner and go back up to my room. From the time I left from my room to the time I got back into my room was an hour and 20 minutes. I called her when I got back into the room and she was angry with me because I didn't take her calls. I told her she knew I was going down to eat and that I was not going to have those types of conversations in front of my coworkers, and I did not think it was necessary for me to step away, Nor appropriate Ams and jams.
Speaker 1:Am I in the wrong? Hang on, I got to say something first. I wouldn't call you over something that stupid, oh no.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry what.
Speaker 6:Maybe medicated jams would not. Oh, let's not pretend that the watermark wasn't just an excuse to blow him up.
Speaker 1:Oh, Okay, I come up with better shit. No, maybe that's it.
Speaker 4:Like TikToks.
Speaker 6:Okay, but no, you were not in the wrong and she's acting psycho. That's not okay, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2:You got to leave that bitch.
Speaker 4:I'm going to tell you Not to mention she cheated on you right before that call, I'm going to tell you right now.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 4:I tell you, I'm at dinner with work, especially with work, because my reputation matters to me and if I'm sitting there. That's embarrassing having your phone going off, I'm shutting my phone off, and then I'm going to go upstairs and I'm going to call you and I'm going to say, hey, do not ever do that again. You ever fucking do that again and I swear to God I'm going to come home. I'm going to punch you right in the face.
Speaker 6:Maybe we don't, maybe we don't.
Speaker 4:Talk about violence. I talk about violence if you call me 18 times in a row.
Speaker 1:Something's happening. Danny would throw his phone out the fucking window.
Speaker 6:Here's my problem with that. If you react like that, in all seriousness, if you react like that over a water stain on some furniture because you're mad when there is an emergency, you're not going to be able to get help. Because people are going to dismiss every fucking thing that you do, because you make a big deal out of nothing and you call. You call somebody 18 times. Someone had better be in the ER.
Speaker 2:Well, and you said it first, though this was just her finding something to call him about to unload the last week.
Speaker 4:Maybe it was a brand new bedroom set.
Speaker 2:I don't care, still doesn't warrant.
Speaker 4:I don't know if that should matter. Still doesn't warrant.
Speaker 1:I mean, can't you just stick a coaster over it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, just never move.
Speaker 6:And I feel like the now I have to buy all new furniture set is just a I mean, that's a Brianna move. Now I got to spend all this money.
Speaker 2:I would wager bag that this woman has cheated on you a couple times. Whether you know or don't, you gotta leave her. We gotta tell him you gotta leave her.
Speaker 4:Get out of there. Dear Ams and Jams. I have been married to my husband for 10 years, not so more. I am 30. He is 41. I miss when we were dating and we had a certain amount of manners around each other. It's a huge turnoff to me to have him belch fart louder or fart loudly, sneeze without covering his mouth or nose to where I can smell the sneeze, chew loudly, talk while eating. None of these things were done while dating or even in the first few years of our marriage. I understand it's all basic human functions, but they all repulse me and I would not have married him if he did those things. While dating I asked him to be more polite around me and he said it was weird for a spouse to ask something like this. I know spouses should be comfortable with this stuff around each other, but I don't want to feel the. I think they should ask.
Speaker 2:I think you should ask you oh, she'd be farting.
Speaker 4:That was only while she sleeps. Oh stop, She'd be farting. That was only while she sleeps.
Speaker 1:Oh stop.
Speaker 2:She'd be farting. I know she'd be farting.
Speaker 4:Jams, tell them about all the farts.
Speaker 6:You'd be farting I would try not to, I think, but you would, though, but they would squint.
Speaker 2:You didn't fart very many times. It was a bunch, though I don't look. They were impressive farts I.
Speaker 4:My kind of line on this was like hey, I don't want you to find me unattractive, so I'm not going to do it I'm not going to do things that are unattractive right. So I mean, I know sometimes it.
Speaker 6:Yes, there's there's a level of comfort and a level of safety that, when it happens, you know you're not going to be criticized for it my thing is just be respectful, but you shouldn't just be disrespectful enough to just be gross.
Speaker 4:Have either of you ever been with someone that grabs the covers and puts it over your head and then farts? No, I would be murderously angry.
Speaker 1:But now he just that's a Caleb thing, though that is a Caleb thing, but he doesn't. But he does burp and fart all of the time.
Speaker 2:You be farting.
Speaker 1:And it drives me nuts.
Speaker 2:On accident.
Speaker 1:On accident.
Speaker 4:She's the gassiest person I've ever met.
Speaker 2:But it's, all on accident. Look what Braxton did, and then the look on her face, she'll just be talking. Oopsies.
Speaker 4:There it is.
Speaker 2:Oopsies, oopsies. So what do?
Speaker 4:we say how do they make it stop?
Speaker 6:Well, I think you've got to tell him it's a respect thing. Yes, as a married couple, this is a safe thing for you to do, but I want you to understand that it makes me feel unattracted to you and that's going to have a major impact on our relationship when I cheat on you going back to this day.
Speaker 2:I told you it was happening it's gotta be outrageous burps and farts and stuff he's gotta just be a slob.
Speaker 4:She can smell it. Have you ever?
Speaker 6:smelled a sneeze.
Speaker 4:They are gross. I've smelled my own sneezes and they're gross.
Speaker 2:I've never smelled a sneeze. I've sneezed on my arm before and it was.
Speaker 1:That's because.
Speaker 2:I had to wash my coat.
Speaker 4:I just don't like. Like I said, I think there's enough reasons for someone to find someone unattractive, so don't add to it.
Speaker 6:Why can't you just be if it happens accidentally? If you can't help it, whatever, we understand that those are, just be you know if it happens accidentally if you can't help it, whatever. But I mean under, we understand that those are body functions, but be respectful of your partner. Yeah, that's, nobody wants to smell somebody else right, that's a smell.
Speaker 4:Good, nobody wants to smell you. It's not fair. No, yeah, if they don't smell, let her rip.
Speaker 4:Nope, disagree, most of my don't they're just there they are I work a two day on, two day off, three day weekend on, three day weekend off. That's schedule at night. So I'm glad I don't work that job. He's a firefighter or something. On days I'm off I tend to our newborn, who's almost five years, five months old, so my wife can rest. However, my wife can never seem to get up on time and ask me to take our baby to daycare for her. Mind you, the daycare is 20 minutes away in the direction she's already going to be traveling.
Speaker 2:So let me just make a disclosure Jamie, shut the hell up this one, and me, I'm not going to talk either. Only Amanda can speak to this one. Why? Because you be seeping in.
Speaker 4:She has a work vehicle that she's allowed to use to transport our baby, but she insists I take him because she's always running late. I feel like a jerk for not wanting to spend our gas and mileage on our lone vehicle when she a petty reason when she's already heading that way. I understand if she was late rarely, but it's almost always and then I get accused of doing the bare minimum. How do I get her to see this without a huge fight? Can I even do that? Ams and jams? Help me get her to see my side without a huge fight.
Speaker 2:You hit her hard.
Speaker 6:Right in the temple. You probably shouldn't be saying that either.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's dismissed, Can't be brought back up.
Speaker 1:Honestly, you know, I think I understand the frustration of not of being told that you do the bare minimum, but maybe you talk to her and say hey, you sleepy bitch. Get up If there are days that you want to sleep in here's the thing.
Speaker 6:Why can't? If he's up, he has the baby ready. There's literally nothing for her to do besides walk out the door. I guess stopping at the daycare would take time, but for fuck's sakes, that's being a parent.
Speaker 4:Yeah, time, but for fuck's sakes, that's being a parent, yeah, and but I, I mean every day driving 20 minutes dropping them off for no reason.
Speaker 6:No, I, no, I agree I think, I think she should be taking it if she's running late or I think we all agree with that.
Speaker 4:How does he get her to see it?
Speaker 1:oh, I don't know, you probably won't uh, oh, she's setting her ways she is also following the.
Speaker 6:If she's using words like bare minimum and things she is, I have an idea and this is like an epiphany that just hit me oh I can't wait, let her rip.
Speaker 4:We do it now and it was by design. Oh boy, you get up early and get her up with you. Like it's a you're doing it for like a relationship.
Speaker 6:You want to spend, spend time together, which we do in the morning, are you about to tell me something that's going to make me real mad.
Speaker 2:Would you? Are you meaning you to get up?
Speaker 4:at the same time I get up, and then I get her up and we have breakfast.
Speaker 6:He does not have to leave until like nine and he gets up with my ass at five thirty every single morning.
Speaker 2:Oh dude.
Speaker 6:And then he has breakfast with the girls and then goes and gets them ready and it's the cutest thing in the world.
Speaker 4:You guys all remember that I get the girls ready in the morning.
Speaker 2:Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1:I don't Shocking.
Speaker 2:You're my hero.
Speaker 4:I get the girls ready in the morning but I get up and I get you up, and I think that could work in this situation. Honey, if I don't get up, you don't get up.
Speaker 6:No, I am awake. I like you waking me up. I know you're not going to believe me, but whatever, I like you waking me up. I lay there and wait for you to wake me up, even though I'm already awake.
Speaker 2:There are some. So then if I don't wait.
Speaker 4:If I don't get out of bed, do you just lay there awake until?
Speaker 6:I get up. No, no, you're late to work. I get up and I grab your foot every day, every day, and I lay there and wait for you to grab my foot.
Speaker 4:Then I rub my wiener on your forehead.
Speaker 2:Oh, why do we have to go?
Speaker 1:there. What's that?
Speaker 2:called. What's that called? Is it called something? Yep, mushroom stamp, one of these Ready Ready.
Speaker 4:Well, I have no idea that makes sense. So I think that's the answer get up, get up early. She's not gonna do that, though I think. I think if he makes him an event, if you make, it.
Speaker 6:It is. I will tell you it is. It is really good. And as your child gets older, you guys have more kids. That time is important, like I don't think they should have any more kids and I agree I think she is following like tiktok trends and stuff that say men do nothing. That's not true. And if you were up with him all night, it is bullshit for you to drive every single day to take the baby when she's already going that way yeah, and it literally only takes there 20 minutes back, plus time in plus time to talk it's and there's no reason for it.
Speaker 6:There's none, maybe now making it about the gas don't bring that argument into it.
Speaker 2:That's petty.
Speaker 6:You'll be dismissed if you bring that up.
Speaker 2:Ask her to sleep shirtless. See where that gets you.
Speaker 4:You know what let's get out of here. It's time to talk about one thing I love Jams, give us one thing you love and one thing you hate um.
Speaker 1:I love our relationship, the all of us um I don't and I hate we listen and we don't judge, and because you got some damage control on that one, I Mrs. Burlens.
Speaker 5:No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 4:I had forgotten about that to be honest One thing you love, one thing you hate.
Speaker 2:I love, settling in to somewhere new.
Speaker 4:Yes. If you keep following in your dad's footsteps. You get to do it four times.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6:I'm talking about moving, To be fair he didn't settle into anywhere new, he just had somebody else settle in and change everything, yeah.
Speaker 2:I hate moving, moving, oh my God.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if Caleb and I don't work out, he's going to have to find a place to live.
Speaker 2:Where'd that come from? What was that noise? One of me, one of me.
Speaker 4:Man they? What was that noise? One of me, amanda. Give us one thing you love and one thing you hate. This is obviously a surprise. She didn't know we were doing it today.
Speaker 6:I got caught up in the Ams and Jams.
Speaker 4:I forgot. You know, jams and Brayden just went.
Speaker 1:I love.
Speaker 6:I was trying to decide what my things were going to be. I love being able to give people a little tiny real taste of Amanda.
Speaker 4:I think she's talking to you.
Speaker 6:I'm not oh.
Speaker 2:God, I'm not. I think she might be too.
Speaker 4:This is a work thing.
Speaker 6:It is work because I have played nice and sweet and amicable.
Speaker 4:Less is more.
Speaker 6:And occasionally I have to Less is more, and occasionally I have to Less is more. Show people, I'm not.
Speaker 4:Less is more. That was Show him. You're not.
Speaker 6:The right amount of less. Show him the real amount and that's what I loved, right? That's weird that I loved that. That was not a nice love.
Speaker 1:That was not weird, that you loved that I hate, I hate, I hate.
Speaker 6:I love Christmas, but I hate Christmas at the same time. I hate that. I spent most of my day today getting ready for a secret Santa and I'm so excited to do it. It's a super cute idea, but God, it takes so long. Who's your secret Santa At work? Yeah, but we do. It's cute, we do. We do all week a secret Santa, so everybody gets a gift every day.
Speaker 4:That means I gotta have five fucking gifts. Please tell me more and say it slow so that you don't leave anything out. For the love of God, I was listening. Let me tell you what I love. No one gives a fuck. I love the elf.
Speaker 6:Oh no, I fucking hate that bastard.
Speaker 4:I love when we don't forget to move him.
Speaker 1:I'll tell you that right now I can't believe we both forgot on the same day.
Speaker 4:I thought I'd been surprised. How'd you forget?
Speaker 6:It's Jamie.
Speaker 4:Now you made me forget my hate. I hate you. You hate Brianna. That's always true. Hey, head on over to ThankGodCancerSavedOurDivorcecom. You'll see everything there.
Speaker 1:Hey Chico lives.
Speaker 4:My hate was Jams' spaghetti. I hate Jamie's spaghetti. This part of the outro. Find us at thankgodcancersavedourdivorcecom. Where else can they find us, Jamie?
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Speaker 4:SOD, correct, that's weird. That actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it, thanks.