My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Wine-Fueled Chaos: A Look Ahead to 2025 and Christmas Review
This lively episode invites listeners into a humorous reflection on the holiday season through candid anecdotes and heartfelt moments. The hosts discuss the importance of trust in relationships, addressing the complexities that arise when curiosity turns into suspicion, while also sharing personal stories of holiday gifts and resolutions for the new year, encouraging listeners to embrace both joy and vulnerability.
• A recap of Christmas and favorite gifts
• The comedic dynamics between the hosts bring chaos and laughter
• Exploring trust in relationships and the implications of privacy
• A segment filled with relationship advice that prompts reflection
• Sharing resolutions and aspirations for the new year with humor and authenticity
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden just the future.
Speaker 4:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 3:That peace and happiness might be found there. You gave me hope, and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, if there's any bitches in this world. Then there's something I gotta say. For all the fools who fell for the first Girl who comes their way. Way. I've been down that road and I'm back Sitting on square one one Trying to pick myself up. Where do I start?
Speaker 4:it from my wife my ex-wife and me Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of. Do I need to get another bottle of wine, Another bot my ex-wife and me starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of.
Speaker 1:Do I need to get another bottle of wine? Another bottle. Do I need to get the other bottle of wine?
Speaker 2:I mean, I guess, if you're going to drink it, but it's too late now. We just started the podcast. Well, you're sleepy, you're holding the microphone like.
Speaker 1:You're like covering. If I do like this, they won't hear me. Oh, I do like this, they won't hear me. Oh, can you not hear me.
Speaker 4:No, we hear you just fine. Yeah, did I talk a little bit louder, oh boy. Welcome to this week's edition of my Wife.
Speaker 1:Should this be my Ex-Wife and Me A precursor that this podcast?
Speaker 4:My name is Denny Broins. I will be your host for this week. Yep, it's going off the rails. I've got Jams, who is.
Speaker 1:I have I'm for wine, wine, what I've had? Four glasses of wine. A lot of good information there. Yeah, so we're good.
Speaker 4:Four bottles of wine.
Speaker 1:No four glasses I think we still have two bottles left. Yeah.
Speaker 4:How much have you drank?
Speaker 2:Two bottles. I'm on my third glass.
Speaker 4:And are you feeling a little tipsy?
Speaker 2:No, I actually. I felt more tipsy with the first glass than now.
Speaker 4:Does that mean Danny's getting my last Christmas present? I think it's because.
Speaker 2:I had to manage the pizza without dumping it on the floor, on the ground. So the focus overcame the yeah, my focus always kicks in and kills the buzz. That sucks.
Speaker 1:Don't kill my buzz. Can you turn this off?
Speaker 2:please. She would like to be able to hit it. Can you turn it off?
Speaker 4:Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it. I think that's the right one.
Speaker 2:Say something, amanda, it's the right one, you didn't mute me.
Speaker 4:So welcome to this week's post-Christmas edition of my Wife, my Ex-Wife and Me Pre-New Year's. We hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas. Is it New Year or New Years? It's New Year.
Speaker 1:What is this? I just joined bruh. Well, bruh, this is a podcast. Get them jams. And we talk on this motherfucking podcast.
Speaker 4:You're going to get jams and we talk on this motherfucking podcast.
Speaker 1:You're gonna get a little different version of jams today.
Speaker 4:Welcome we're not letting her. Let's get her started. Hey, to my left, it's my ex-wife jams everything you stupid bitch.
Speaker 3:You ruined everything. You stupid, stupid bitch. You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Bitch, you're a stupid bitch and I have lost weight.
Speaker 1:Does this gray pen make it look like a shadow?
Speaker 4:Hi, it does make it look like a shadow.
Speaker 2:That's kind of cool. Thank you, Nathan Wilson. Cool. What did Nathan say? He says he loves us three together.
Speaker 4:Ah, thank you, Nathan.
Speaker 2:Hold hands.
Speaker 4:No, we're not doing that?
Speaker 2:We are. It's like a seance. Are we hold hands? No, we're not doing that, we are. It's like a seance.
Speaker 4:This podcast is going to be the worst podcast of all time the fuck, I'm a goofy goober jams jams is blowing off some steam after a rough week.
Speaker 2:I'm a goofy goober.
Speaker 3:I'm a goofy goober so stupid that's a hell of a catch, Peter.
Speaker 1:Okay, so Shit, this is going to be on that broadcast thing.
Speaker 4:It already is right now. Yeah, we're broadcasting live jams.
Speaker 1:Is crying thank you, britney. I'm her spirit animal. Shit. I trust me.
Speaker 4:You don't want me to be no, no, if you ever want a spirit that works, she has the animal portion down, just right.
Speaker 1:No, like that one guy oh shit, you know what jams. How was your week? It's been, uh, it's been weekend, man yeah, it's been a weekend it's been a weekend it's only it's only saturday. How was your christmas? He's just yeah, I'm finally funny. Um, you know, my christmas was good. Somebody said you're finally funny?
Speaker 4:no, he thinks because jamie laughed so hard at his joke that he yeah, I'm finally funny. Um, you know, my Christmas was good.
Speaker 2:Somebody said you're finally funny. No, he thinks because Jamie laughed so hard at his joke that he said, yeah, I'm finally funny.
Speaker 4:Nah, you're funny, nathan, Come on, nope, that was.
Speaker 1:Orbitz oh.
Speaker 4:Orbitz.
Speaker 1:What I thought, I said Orbitz, mike, orbitz the sun Um. Orbitz the earth. The sun, the sun orbits here.
Speaker 2:Brittany, she can't be your spirit animal. You're smart, yeah, wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, no. So Christmas was okay. Yeah, christmas, just okay. You spent some of it here. I did it was good. I got a. You got yelled at Owla. How do you say it? Owala.
Speaker 4:Owala, not Owla.
Speaker 1:I don't know A walla.
Speaker 4:Are we all going to watch you take a drink? All right, let's see if we can hear you take a drink.
Speaker 2:You can't, because you just sip from the cup.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you can tip it, it's irrelevant.
Speaker 4:Irrelevant, not very well, we did hear that.
Speaker 1:Or you can suck through the straw. It's a built in fucking straw.
Speaker 4:Can it just be a built in straw?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then it's leak proof.
Speaker 4:Boy, it is amazing that the sponsorships aren't rolling in Right this very second. Well, I'm glad you had a good Christmas there, jams, I'm glad you're in good spirits. What was your favorite gift? We're going to talk about all that. Be thinking about it In front of you. You do have your sketch pad, though.
Speaker 1:Your new sketch pad and my new markers. Show everyone your new markers. Hang on, I got to put them all back together.
Speaker 3:My new markers.
Speaker 1:Thanks to Amanda and Denny, the epitome, and hang on she's still showing her gifts my new sketchbook which is empty. I think we need a girls night. Oh my god, yes, brittany.
Speaker 4:Brittany, who how? No, I can't trust the three of you together. She is like a separate part. So for those of you listening, brittany, who's watching the show right now, is connected through our football team and she has an opinion of us she was team mom, you traded me in for her, I did not trade you in.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying she was a pretty good team mom.
Speaker 2:Sometimes I got a snack. I'm just saying she was a pretty good team mom.
Speaker 1:She was way better than me. Sometimes I got a snack. I'm just saying, and I appreciate it, I like snacks.
Speaker 2:No, we don't know about. We speed runner.
Speaker 1:Our son would Our son Braxton, he's 11. He would, our son, braxton, he's 11. He would.
Speaker 4:You know what we're doing now. We're moving on. For those of you wondering, where is Brayden Brayden's on hiatus. He doesn't like us anymore. He likes us just fine. I'm sure he's busy. He's very busy.
Speaker 2:He's got a new house, he's got all of the things going on. Yeah, bitch, has been busy over here.
Speaker 1:I don't know if you heard.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you've got some things going on, but we're not breaking any news yet today.
Speaker 1:No, but I'm sitting here.
Speaker 4:Uh-huh, I feel like there should be more. With that. I'm just sitting here. I feel like there should be more. Anyway, brayden may be back. He may not be back, we don't know. He's welcome back. He's the feature of the show. We lost our feature. We didn't lose our feature, he's just misplaced.
Speaker 1:Someone better find him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so we don't get to do Amanda's favorite intro, because he's not here. It's amazing that you both hit that at the same time. Hey, let's introduce my wife, shall we Across from me? It's my beautiful and talented pizza making wife.
Speaker 3:Amanda, everybody gets a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway. Y'all don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I feel Today. I really hate everybody. And that's just me being real. Yeah, monday, tuesday, wednesday.
Speaker 2:Thursday bad bitches have bad days too Friday, saturday, sunday.
Speaker 3:Bounce back, hot, bad bitch always too. All I really want to hear is it'll be okay, bounce back because a bad bitch can be okay.
Speaker 4:Say hello honey.
Speaker 2:That's not how that goes. No.
Speaker 4:Well, here's why.
Speaker 1:Brittany says she'll be our new feature. What happened was I have?
Speaker 4:just found that I too can see the chat.
Speaker 1:I had it closed. Oh, we fucking shit.
Speaker 4:Now I can see it. Now we don't have to monitor Brittany. The answer to that is no, you cannot be the new feature. You cannot be the new feature. Yes, you can, I've already.
Speaker 1:It's crazy enough that you listen to this podcast One, two three Veto.
Speaker 2:I don't know how that was vetoing, but we're vetoing your veto.
Speaker 1:stamp Yep.
Speaker 4:I think we're titling this podcast James. James drank some wine.
Speaker 1:Some, some, yeah, the I mean mean our glasses. Show them our glasses, they're so cute.
Speaker 2:Oh, I hate the thing, but I'm pretty sure my mom got these for me.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure, like I covered all the letters on both of ours every time, what? When I poured the wine, it was covering all of the letters why does that matter?
Speaker 2:it says stay cozy.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't like a glass of wine, people think like oh full.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is a glass.
Speaker 4:This is a hello Unique praise Ten. Thank you for joining. We hope you like the show. No, Brittany keeps trying to be on the show.
Speaker 2:We like the cheap wine.
Speaker 4:Pink Moscato Anyway this week what we're going to be talking about. Amanda, how was your Christmas?
Speaker 2:It was good yeah.
Speaker 4:What was your favorite gift?
Speaker 2:My favorite gift was my necklace. Wow, because Audrey picked it out all by herself. Aw, that's so sweet.
Speaker 4:And she has her like. As it turns out, it was the least expensive gift you got.
Speaker 2:I don't need expensive gifts.
Speaker 1:My second favorite you expensive gift you got. I don't need expensive gifts.
Speaker 2:My second favorite, I don't understand why you even thought she did. She's always said that that necklace. To be fair, I asked for a really expensive hair dryer one year and got it.
Speaker 1:I did get it and then you broke it. You fucking broke that shit.
Speaker 4:Are we on an urban podcast right now?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what the fuck, that was a good fucking hair dryer it still works.
Speaker 4:Don't let her. Don't let her.
Speaker 1:Did you clog it with your downstairs hair?
Speaker 3:That's fucking funny. I wish she didn't say boobs.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, I almost kissed it, but then I remembered we're on a, on a podcast where children listen.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no one should let children listen to this podcast. Who does that?
Speaker 1:We're on the feature. What are we, what are we like? Posted on now the Lantern. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, we're on Kokomo Lantern. That's the network we're on, but right now we're broadcasting live on.
Speaker 1:YouTube.
Speaker 2:No, I know, we're everywhere but what I'm saying is and Facebook very family friendly.
Speaker 1:So it's a blow. It sure is the future. Oh fuck, she's next.
Speaker 4:So anyway, y'all just let me know when you're done ruining the show oh. I'll be over here to save it but how long are we into it?
Speaker 1:13 minutes. We got a whole nother hour and a half to ruin the show how long do you think this podcast is gonna be two hours. Like all of them, they're not two hours thanks for subscribing. Ah, thank you, yeah, we appreciate that, by the way, and share like, share and subscribe everyone if you're listening it's a heart.
Speaker 4:You're too old to do that what in the f are you doing?
Speaker 2:it's a heart. That's how the kids make hearts.
Speaker 1:I'm back, yes, thank you.
Speaker 4:All right, yes, orbs, thank you. 2025 is going to be, 2025 is coming, but let's talk about before we get to 2025, let's revisit Christmas 24. It was literally just last week, right, yeah, this week, oh, it was literally just last week, right? Yeah, this week, oh, uh. Oh, that's nathan. That was on the show. That's who that is? Yes, uh, thank you, nathan. Now we know who you are. Uh, he, he ran us down. Uh, anyway, he didn't run us down in a bad way, he found us. That's what.
Speaker 4:I was trying to say yeah, what was your favorite Christmas gift?
Speaker 1:Jams I gave you time to think about it, I got Swarovski crystals. I'm sorry, let's try that one more time I got Swarovski crystals.
Speaker 4:All right, let's try it for one more time. Okay, hang on for one more time. Okay, hang on. Yeah, what you need is another drink of anything.
Speaker 1:I got Swarovski crystals. Oh what kind.
Speaker 4:What was it?
Speaker 1:It was a little holiday dog.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's so sweet To put in your cabinet. I watched a TikTok video. Yeah, I watched a TikTok video just the other day. That a girl that I follow on TikTok. Her name is Jen G Style, I think is her name. Yeah, and she's very, very funny.
Speaker 2:Not as funny as me.
Speaker 4:She's not as funny as you, but she was in this shop and she took a video of a Schwarz you say it, a Schwarzky Crystal, thank you. And she said ooh, what's your excuse? You haven't been drinking. Look at this one. The sign on it says it's $1,182, but that seems cheap for this. So they asked and that was not the price. I don't remember what it was, but the price of that crystal that was no bigger than a sandwich was like $240,000. Yeah, and it was on display.
Speaker 1:Anybody could have just picked it up, dropped it, broke it, whatever. Well, they usually don't keep the cases open because you should not touch them with your bare hands. You have to have gloves.
Speaker 4:What do you?
Speaker 1:mean you have to have special gloves to touch them.
Speaker 4:Are we talking about my beans?
Speaker 2:No, oh, that's only because they're real hot after you blow dry them.
Speaker 1:You're going to get the mitts.
Speaker 2:Oh right.
Speaker 4:The exfoliating ones Right. Unique, I don't know who you're asking. I'm guessing you mean how old Denny's real old?
Speaker 2:I'm not old Jams and I are in the middle, yeah.
Speaker 4:You're in the middle.
Speaker 3:Or no, she's in the middle.
Speaker 4:What yeah Of us?
Speaker 1:Mm-hmm, that's weird, I am 50. No, I got that.
Speaker 4:Jams is 56.
Speaker 1:I am not fucking 56. I am 37.
Speaker 4:You want to be fucking 55.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:You like being old.
Speaker 1:You want to be old soon. That was a little close. Oh why do I tell him shit?
Speaker 4:To be fair, I think I told him yeah, yeah, you did.
Speaker 1:If you just stop talking.
Speaker 2:It's just a joke, yeah yeah, anyway uh, moving on amanda's 32 amanda is 32. Yeah, tell me 37. I'm going to be 38.
Speaker 1:I'm going to be 38.
Speaker 4:When are you going to be?
Speaker 1:38? February 2nd.
Speaker 4:And what year were you born?
Speaker 1:1987.
Speaker 4:What was something that happened in 1987?
Speaker 1:that would make you Dude. I can't remember what happened yesterday.
Speaker 4:Well, you're definitely not going to remember what happened in 87. I just thought historically there would be a fact like I can tell you, in 1987. That was the year that randy savage and hulk hogan formed the tag team mega powers. I was on my mom's couch watching that happen and you would have been eight months old and you're fucking old, so that's you know you should should stop talking, because Amanda's only 32. Uh-huh, you want to tell me again why that matters, right?
Speaker 1:now that makes you older and even younger, sigma.
Speaker 4:Older than even younger, so let's talk about gifts for this year.
Speaker 2:The most popular gift. You didn't share with the class.
Speaker 4:My favorite gift this year didn't share with the class my favorite gift this year? Can it be a gift that I bought myself? I suppose?
Speaker 2:well, considering, you and I were not supposed to buy gifts for one another yeah, and because you went and bought shit that I was going to buy two days before Christmas.
Speaker 4:I bought us a trip to Michigan to take our Jeep and do a little four-wheeling action for the weekend.
Speaker 2:That's our favorite trip, right now yeah. I'm going to go with them too. Ask on the 16th if we broke anything, and then we'll see if it's still our favorite trip.
Speaker 1:The blow dryer yeah, they'll take it.
Speaker 4:The blow dryer has been nice, but it wasn't mine, and it does keep things nice and fresh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we've had that blow dryer for three years now and it was like 500 bucks so it should stick around.
Speaker 1:Did you ever apply to the show?
Speaker 4:no, not yet.
Speaker 1:But that's bullshit. You know what we're gonna try to apply to a show all right, tell us more um, it's on lifetime two roses oh, nathan, thank you, look, I'm gonna get my heart again stop.
Speaker 4:Oh my bad. Nathan is following us on YouTube right now, and Nathan's a good dude yes, I think he bumped his head on this particular comment about two roses no, you're the thorn you're definitely the thorn and we, just we just slaved in the kitchen for the last two hours to make you a homemade fucking pizza. You did get a pizza oven.
Speaker 2:I did. That was my second favorite gift.
Speaker 4:What was your first favorite? Your necklace, my necklace, and then the pizza oven.
Speaker 2:My necklace is my favorite because Audrey picked it out all by herself and then she has, like her little moon one she's like oh look, we match, they're not even close to the same, but you know.
Speaker 4:You know what Good Housekeeping says. The number 30 best gift this year was what I've never heard of them. Anchor Soundcore Space One headphones.
Speaker 2:Oh, I needed new headphones. You know why? Because that stupid little puppy ate one of mine. What puppy.
Speaker 4:Your puppy yeah.
Speaker 1:Mine, nacho. I'm going to have to wait, but I'll take him back eventually.
Speaker 4:You know what the number 28 best gift was. The G Jill or J E John. Let me try that again. Easy for me to say G Jill, j E, j, I, l, l.
Speaker 1:How would you say that g jill, g jill, is that a brand you recognize? Nope, I have no fucking clue portable charger for iphone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we don't like iphones, fuck them I like iphones did you get one of those chargers?
Speaker 1:I did not, but audrey got a new iphone 16, a better phone than me.
Speaker 4:A multi-tool pin set was the number 27 best gift this year Pin or pen.
Speaker 1:Pen Like pens.
Speaker 2:See that? Oh, that would be cool in your survival kit. It has a ruler on it.
Speaker 4:It has a stylus, it has a ruler. I don't know what you're going to measure, though. That's only.
Speaker 1:Well, denny, it would help you. Let me tell you, there's not enough there.
Speaker 4:I got something in mind we could measure.
Speaker 2:You've got some what Something in mind we could measure?
Speaker 4:What are we measuring?
Speaker 2:Well, pocket things.
Speaker 3:Pocket things.
Speaker 4:Pocket things. What things are in the pocket that we're going to measure.
Speaker 3:Nothing because it won't read A different kind of pocket your prison pocket.
Speaker 4:Yes, oh my God, I hate this podcast. You should have you ever heard of a sticker printer.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 4:Yes, have you heard of those? Yes, those were a big gift this year, clocking in the top 26 gifts.
Speaker 2:What the fuck's a sticker printer?
Speaker 4:I mean, I understand it prints stickers, but Teens will love this pocket-sized mini printer, which lets them print everything from study notes to photos and turn them into stickers. It's a Bluetooth-compatible thermal printer. Uses heat to create black images on white paper.
Speaker 1:Interesting Sounds pretty cool I've been looking for like a little tiny portable printer.
Speaker 4:Maybe we should have talked about this before Christmas to give people ideas on what they could buy. Yeah, I don't know, there's a pocket mirror, the Kentian pocket mirror. It's for a woman who's always rushing out the door for work or for a date night. Yeah, that's that. Whatever I mean, those have been around for a hot minute. Yeah, I think they've been here for a while.
Speaker 1:You keep a toothbrush in your desk when you forget to brush your teeth I keep it or for, like, if I need to go somewhere after work or something do. Do you know what I?
Speaker 4:noticed about this year with Christmas is Audrey was so easy to buy for, was she Mm hmm?
Speaker 2:You're the one that chose to get her. And then you said go ahead and get her AirPods. No, what's your no?
Speaker 4:What's your thing with one gift that they need, one that they want?
Speaker 2:One thing, you need one thing. You want one thing to wear, one thing to read.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't think that's what you've always said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that is, and we did that like times two Fucking times three.
Speaker 4:Well, but here's my question why don't you think buying for Audrey was easy this year?
Speaker 1:No, it was.
Speaker 4:I already knew she wants such easy stuff. Buy me makeup.
Speaker 1:But, expensive.
Speaker 4:I don't know, was she expensive?
Speaker 2:Yeah, was she yeah.
Speaker 4:Well, the no. What's a good budget for a kid?
Speaker 2:I did better with our budget this year. I probably didn't spend take out their big gifts.
Speaker 1:Well, that's part of the budget. I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think you can say well, their budget damn near doubled each thing, so I only spent maybe $200 on each kid. But then Braxton and Audrey's big gift was that again.
Speaker 4:No Well the little kids don't need that.
Speaker 2:No, izzy's big gift, wasn't that?
Speaker 4:When I was a kid I remember sitting down and we would get a stocking and in the bottom of the stocking would be dollars and quarters and dimes Even out the cost. Because if mom and dad bought something for my brother and sister and it was, you know, $100 and my gift was 90, I was getting $10 to balance it out.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 4:And I don't think it needs to be that close. What do you think I?
Speaker 2:don't even out cost because, like like I, could buy Piper 27 containers of Play-Doh and she would be just as ecstatic as if I had spent the same amount of money.
Speaker 1:This girl on Christmas opens her fucking stocking the rubber hippopotamus and she pulls out a rubber hippopotamus and she says oh, I got my burial hippopotamus for Christmas.
Speaker 4:That was probably the moment that won Christmas.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, I about fucking died. And then she kept singing I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do. Oh my God, it was the cutest fucking thing when she says rhinoceroses A rhinoceroses.
Speaker 2:I think there was a. She says rhinoceroses, a rhinoceroses. I think there was a dinosaur in there somewhere. Yeah, a rhinoceros.
Speaker 4:Rhinoceros, that's right, hmm, but I think I think a budget of those of you that are watching along on the live right now what did you spend on your kids? Like, what would a budget be on your kids and what would a budget be on your kids?
Speaker 3:And here's the other part.
Speaker 1:I think that depends on your income too.
Speaker 4:It gets harder with the more kids you have.
Speaker 1:And the older they get, the more expensive their gifts are. So it's like you're buying less because you're spending more on that one gift you know they really want, but they don't understand, like there's's especially the kids, the way our older kids are right now.
Speaker 2:They don't understand that. They can't. They don't grasp the concept of money. So they're like why are the young kids getting twice as many gifts as me? Well, yours still cost more than what I got them. It's because what you choose is more expensive. So you have to even that out.
Speaker 4:Why do you think the number 22 most?
Speaker 1:popular gift this year would be a Bellinomi African net sponge, because people weren't smart enough to make their own sponge like Amanda, is that a.
Speaker 4:We just lost a watch of somebody watching.
Speaker 2:Is that a? I've seen these like they're supposed to be paper towels, but you can wash them. They're reusable paper towels. Okay, maybe that's what that is.
Speaker 4:Do you know what Isabel's favorite gift was this year? What, oh my God? Her little ballerina box.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Music box. She has slept with that ever since that thing.
Speaker 4:So it's like something you would see on television back in the day where you flip the top and it's got. It's been in multiple scary movies, right.
Speaker 2:Where those things open up. It kind of sounds like the Harry Potter theme music oh, she would not let anybody touch that.
Speaker 1:She loved that and I even asked her like the next day.
Speaker 4:I'm like honey, what was your favorite present? She's like daddy, I've already told you 12 times, it's my music box.
Speaker 1:Stop fucking asking me, stop asking.
Speaker 2:She, she. When she asked for it, she described it down to every detail. The only thing I did not get that she wanted is, she said, and it'll have a little tiny key that locks, so that only I can open it. They didn't have a locking one.
Speaker 4:She is so particular and meticulous about that stuff. But it had to have the little tiny ballerina, but to find a four-year-old that is, that dialed in to what they want is and she has slept with it.
Speaker 2:Every night she sits up there and she cranks it over and over again until she just goes to sleep, and then it doesn't play anymore.
Speaker 4:The number 20 most popular gift this year a lip sleeping mask. I think Audrey might get one. Audrey just bought one of those herself who gets a lip sleeping mask.
Speaker 2:He said no more than 250. I don't know the difference between euros and dollars.
Speaker 4:Yeah so he's spending a grand.
Speaker 2:What Of our money?
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, with four kids, Sorry, yeah, well, yeah, if you're putting that in two.
Speaker 2:I was just trying to cheat Are you doing a quick. She's got to put it into a formula. We're really sorry.
Speaker 4:Jams is trying to do the conversion between us and your dollars. I don't think it's euros, it's pounds over there, isn't it?
Speaker 2:I thought, that's what that symbol dollars.
Speaker 4:I don't think it's euros, it's pounds over there, isn't it? I thought that's what that symbol meant.
Speaker 1:I don't know He'll have to tell us oh shit, sorry, nathan, we're not very cultured, well, if it's a euro, it's $260.70.
Speaker 4:Jams, if I were married to you and bought you a cubic zirconia tennis bracelet, would you be mad?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why the fuck can't you get a real one? That is a real one. No, that's cubic, zirconian, it's. It's what cubic?
Speaker 4:zirconian cubid.
Speaker 2:Cupid wait, it's pubic carcinoma no, that's what you get when you, when your pubic hairs get caught in the blow dryer fake news.
Speaker 4:Oh my god um I keep the blow dryer far away so otherwise it'll burn that's a fake diamond.
Speaker 1:I would rather a swarovski crystal, but it is the number 19, most popular gift.
Speaker 2:I'm just telling I don't understand why the tennis bracelet. What's a tennis bracelet? What makes it Tennessee? It's just a fucking bracelet, is it not?
Speaker 4:I don't know, but here's what it is. Here's what Better Homes and Gardens says. It's for that special someone Ah. I was right, that's the Euro sign, and that's the Great British pound sign. You know all about the pound sign, you can pound yeah.
Speaker 1:No, please.
Speaker 4:Thank you, nathan, proving me right once again. Here's why they picked it. It looks like you spent way more on this classic bracelet, available in rose, white or yellow gold. Here's the details. Or yellow gold. Here's the details. Nearly 20,000 Amazon reviewers have given it a five-star review, with most noting it's beautiful. It's beautiful and looks high quality. That's why you would buy that as opposed to what you want.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying no, give me something real. That is real. It's a Svarsky crystal.
Speaker 4:What about?
Speaker 1:Amanda.
Speaker 4:Or the Swarovski crystal. What about, amanda, if I rolled up and gave you a beautiful wearable neck fan, which is number 18?
Speaker 1:on the list. It's very practical.
Speaker 4:I don't think so. You know who this is for who it's? For your friend who gets hot too easily. That's me. I should have bought you a neck fan. Should have. Here's me. I should have bought you a neck fan. Should have. Here's why they picked it. My sister gave me this neck fan as a gift and now I get it for everyone. I know it's got three speeds and can provide up to 16 hours of battery life on a single charge.
Speaker 2:It's just weird to look at people wearing those though.
Speaker 4:Would you walk around in public with one of those around your?
Speaker 2:neck. I will tell you, though, in my classroom, in my classroom, I may have to break down and do it a neck fan, my classroom gets so hot when you are wearing a neck fan at work, you are a Marshall at that moment.
Speaker 4:I have to change my name yes, you have to be Ms Marshall. At that point you're no longer Mrs Broins, ms Amanda, they can barely say You're no longer Mrs Broins, I'm Miss Amanda.
Speaker 2:They can barely say Amanda. You want them to say Broins?
Speaker 4:That's true. If you were teaching smarter kids, would you guys like some smiley slippers for Christmas?
Speaker 1:Yeah, those are cute.
Speaker 4:I got new Crocs for Christmas. I think this is like. This is an Audrey list.
Speaker 1:You know those are called bait and shoes, If you've watched.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, this is the second time she's told this joke.
Speaker 4:I haven't heard this before.
Speaker 1:If you've watched oh fuck Deadpool. Deadpool, he says these are my master bait and shoes. They're my bait and shoes, god oh shit Ams.
Speaker 4:You might like one of these the Thera Ice Prescription Migraine Relief Cap.
Speaker 2:You kind of got me one of those. I want one of those, I think. So he got me something that's similar. It's an eye mask that it has like a cooling pad that you can put in, or it has a heat setting and it massages. It's real nice.
Speaker 4:Whether you're prone to migraines or hate dealing with hangovers. This cooling compression cap will be a game changer.
Speaker 1:Couldn't buy that for me, could you?
Speaker 4:You could have used that tomorrow.
Speaker 1:Probably use that tomorrow.
Speaker 4:Ams, have you enjoyed your eye mask?
Speaker 2:Yes, I slept with it last night and you thought I was weird.
Speaker 4:I was trying to snuggle up, I sleep with a bonnet.
Speaker 1:I have a bonnet too.
Speaker 4:Alright. So I have to say this Audrey got shower caps and bonnets. She has taken no less than six showers over the last two days. Yeah, Because she wears a shower, what's that called Shower cap? And when she goes to bed now she looks like she's back to being a cancer patient because she wears this bonnet.
Speaker 2:It's got like this weird like twist in the top.
Speaker 4:It's not a tie one, it's got like a swirl and all of her hair shoved up underneath it.
Speaker 1:Oh, she comes down to Amanda. She said underneath it, oh, she comes down to amanda. She said do I have any of my hair out? And amanda said just feel so. She keeps sticking her hand, like inside, and she's like but I can still feel it. Amanda's like yeah, I was like on the outside, audrey, she's like huh. And amanda's like like this and she's like oh, oh, here's a cool.
Speaker 4:here's a cool gift Ninja Creamy Ice Cream Maker.
Speaker 1:That's what I oh, no. That's not what I meant? Well, still an ice cream maker, but it's almost what she got right, I could probably make ice cream with my thing.
Speaker 2:Would you like to make ice cream though?
Speaker 1:Why not?
Speaker 4:Couldn't you just buy it?
Speaker 1:Maybe you could just get frozen non-dairy yogurt Ice cream.
Speaker 2:That's super Like good ice cream. That's super like handmade ice cream. That's really good.
Speaker 4:I don't think so. Like Cold Stone. I've never had that until I. Now are you done? Okay, Did you introduce me to Cold Stone? Was that you Mm-hmm? And did you? It does not agree with me. It's you that doesn't like Cold Stone, right.
Speaker 2:I love it. It does not love me.
Speaker 4:Is that right?
Speaker 2:Oh, it does not love me. It's the dairy. I can't eat it anymore either.
Speaker 4:It's the closest to homemade ice cream I've ever had, to homemade ice cream I've ever had. So I have and I like it okay, it's just too rich.
Speaker 2:I've had someone that like used to make hand-made ice cream and it was good, but it takes too long. I lose patience too easily. Yeah, if I want ice cream, I want it now Like a spoiled brat. Do you want ice?
Speaker 1:cream no.
Speaker 4:So I don't know that, having an ice cream maker, the best ice cream I've ever had is at that place in Vegas. What was that?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you guys talked about that a lot when you came back from your trip. How?
Speaker 2:good, the food was there, how good the ice cream was. I was the only one that ate it, but I ate it almost every day it was so delicious.
Speaker 4:This is going to get some of you excited.
Speaker 1:The number 12 most popular gift the original magic bullet. Oh, let me see that Not that kind of bullet.
Speaker 4:You whore. To be honest, I kind of set you up on that because it ends with the word blender not sticking on my girl parts. Can you just get a control of yourself for just five minutes? Are you clapping, Are you okay? I? Need ice but you're going to yell at me. Ams did get a blender this year, I got a ninja blender and you hated it.
Speaker 2:I don't hate, hate it. I need to get some smoothie recipes so I can make smoothies.
Speaker 4:You also got a pizza oven that you hate.
Speaker 2:I do not hate it. I made some cake. Ass fucking pizza.
Speaker 4:We were just on tiktok live this evening for an hour and 34 minutes and Ams was making thank you, brittany, for coming to my aid. 34 minutes and people actually watched it Was making. Thank you, brittany, for coming to my aid.
Speaker 2:No, she didn't come to your aid. She said she thought the same thing about the bullet.
Speaker 4:Oh God, See, this is why these, this is why these worlds can't collide. Brittany, I'm not supposed to know that. That's how your brain works. I shouldn't know that.
Speaker 2:Well, now you know. Well, now you know, the more you know, yeah.
Speaker 4:I'm almost out of wine would a dash cam be a good gift.
Speaker 2:I've heard lots of people getting those like so you can record if somebody, if there's an accident or whatever, it would record all of the things that I do incorrectly while driving, probably.
Speaker 4:Yeah, the compact dash cam is great for road trippers. That's what it would be, for. I should not have one of those.
Speaker 2:No, because you could use it to teach driver's ed.
Speaker 1:No, she can, what not to do.
Speaker 4:Do you want to know what the number 10 best?
Speaker 1:gift was I'm dying to know. Are you?
Speaker 4:yeah, because you fucking got one from us. What, what's it?
Speaker 1:called fuck. That's right, I think it's a wall. That's the popular cup this year. Last year it was a walla.
Speaker 2:That's the popular cup this year. Last year it was Stanley, this year, fuck Stanley's, get an a walla A walla A walla free sip insulated stainless steel water bottle.
Speaker 1:No, these are the bombcom. No, people won't say that anymore.
Speaker 4:No, these are the coolest Because they're cool. Who's it for? It's for fanatical bitches that just complain all the time. That's what it says. That's weird why we picked it. The Good Housekeeping Institute's Kitchen Appliance Lab conducted an in-depth test of this water bottle and concluded it's a worthy investment. If the word investment is used, that means it's expensive. It's not as expensive as a Stanley. If we spent more than $10 on that, I would like a refund.
Speaker 2:We spent about three times that.
Speaker 1:Oh, thank you. Thank you for your contribution. I love this water bottle Now you did get me.
Speaker 4:You got me a nice massage that will conclude with a happy ending.
Speaker 1:Yes, I did. And I got Amanda a massage. I was going to schedule it tonight, Massage that will conclude with a happy ending. Yes, I did.
Speaker 2:And I got Amanda whatever she wants. I was going to schedule it tonight, but they were closed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and I also got you. What else did I get you, denny?
Speaker 2:The finger.
Speaker 4:You ever seen a jack-in-the-box? Where you go and then it pops up.
Speaker 1:I wish more than anything it did that. That one just comes up and goes like this it's just that you open the box it's like a ring box and then it says, bing, it's the fucking coolest thing.
Speaker 4:How many of you?
Speaker 1:would enjoy. You laughed so hard.
Speaker 4:That was pretty funny. How many of you would love a Lego succulent?
Speaker 2:I saw those. No but no, legos are super expensive for the brand.
Speaker 4:Why? So we can step on them and and be mean to our children.
Speaker 1:Nearly 11 000 five star reviews on amazon I don't get it like, so I keep those bitches alive you good, barely barely 771 pieces.
Speaker 4:That's ridiculous. That is so stupid. Um, oh my god, this would be so cool. We should have just done the top 10. How would you enjoy a sticky, grippy suction phone case mount?
Speaker 2:oh yeah hang that bitch on your shower wall so that you can take nudes and post them on snapchat you know, one time I answered the phone to brayden when he called.
Speaker 4:That's two shots fired in your direction yeah that's funny. Uh, one time brayden called and I answered in the shower on facetime with just my wet head what do you need? That's so fucked up. Who is this one for Gen Z or anyone who loves to create content and act like a whore? That's you. That's so fucked up. That's the number eight most popular gift this year.
Speaker 1:No, I've seen those. That would be cool. Because when I didn't, have the little selfie light we could have. Just To what?
Speaker 2:The window. I want it to stick to the cabinet and have a glass.
Speaker 4:No, it would stick. Gold initial necklace have you guys seen those around?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, where it's got your entire name, but it's in the swirls. I like those. Those are really cool.
Speaker 1:I can't see it like that.
Speaker 4:Maybe it's because your eyes are fuzzy, they're swimming. Who's this? For your mom, girlfriend or sister? Who likes dainty and minimal jewelry? Yeah, it's cute.
Speaker 1:Except it comes in gold. I only wear rings, really these things were just 15 bucks.
Speaker 4:Online reviewers love that it feels lightweight looks trendy and seems to hold up well. That was the number seven best gift this year. Number six Jams. You got two of the top ten. Now, not exactly but a three doodler. It's a doodling set.
Speaker 1:Let me see it.
Speaker 4:Not there. Put it over here again.
Speaker 2:I made my own doodling set. Oh no, it's a 3D doodler set.
Speaker 4:We don't need any 3D doodlers for you.
Speaker 1:That would be. Should we be building shit over there? I would build a penis.
Speaker 4:That's why God, that's a number six. What would you do with?
Speaker 1:it, then I'd display them. We would just have random penises hanging. This is like a penis farm.
Speaker 2:Here we grow them organically and with love.
Speaker 4:A smart notebook is the number five gift this love. A smart notebook is the number five gift this year. A smart notebook, who is it? For? Students, men and women, do you write in it and then it transfers to your phone Using only a damp cloth. Our pros were impressed by how easy it is to clean. No more wasting paper. That doesn't tell me anything. No more wasting paper. This 42 page smart notebook rated the best value by gh I don't know who that is. I've got a question includes a calendar, to-do list, weekly planners and lined pages yeah, but why do we care how easy it is to clean?
Speaker 2:yeah, I think it's like why do?
Speaker 4:you have 42 pages because 43 would have been too many.
Speaker 1:No, because if you can wipe them off, Wouldn't you just need one?
Speaker 2:Wouldn't you just need one? Well, they said it was a calendar and you would need different days, because not all the days are the same, like months start days and whatnot. And then a to-do list. And what else was it?
Speaker 4:What's ELF Halo Glow Liquid Filter? What's ELF Halo Glow Liquid Filter? Elf? Nope, it's E.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it's just ELF.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but the makeup community calls it ELF Teens and tweens who love glowy yet natural looking makeup. Again, this one's for Audrey. According this, was on Google's top list as well, so she's not allowed to wear makeup. This increased searches for According this was on Google's top list as well, so she's not allowed to wear makeup. This increased searches for this illuminating liquid makeup, skincare hybrid, increased by 5000% in 2024. Jesus, jesus Makeup was it man?
Speaker 1:I'm telling you, makeup is expensive Jams.
Speaker 4:would you like a hand warmer for Christmas, like everybody got?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 4:These things. That was the number three best gift picked by Better Homes. That wouldn't be bad.
Speaker 2:You could put it in your pocket and like squeeze it.
Speaker 4:This is for a loved one whose hands are always cold in the winter. I think my mom would enjoy it. It would have been a nice gift for your mom. I think that's kind of boring. Sorry, the number two, most popular a neon name sign. Oh, audrey would die. Audrey would have loved that. I think that would have been kind of cool. What do you think, jams?
Speaker 1:You lost out. You should have done it.
Speaker 4:What name would you have put on there for yourself? I like to drink wine. The number one gift this year, take a guess by good housekeeping.
Speaker 1:A vacuum, an Oni pizza oven, they'll get her trying to suck up.
Speaker 4:No, she's trying to be funny and hurt my feelings.
Speaker 2:I'm not good housekeeping would say with like housey stuff lulu, lemon everywhere, belt bag yeah, I like mine.
Speaker 1:I don't have a lulu lemon. Let me ask a question what the fuck is lulu lemon?
Speaker 4:why do women wear their bags in between their boobs?
Speaker 2:well, because men try to take them off of our shoulders, so we have to put them over our head so that you'd strangle us instead when you try to take it.
Speaker 4:I've always thought it accentuated your boobs a little bit. I thought it was an accessory almost.
Speaker 2:No, if you just have it cross-body, where is it going to go?
Speaker 1:Your boobs are just there, I wear mine under here.
Speaker 4:Doesn't it still cross your boobs? It?
Speaker 2:still goes in between your boobs. Yeah, because it can't go on one side of your boobs.
Speaker 4:It can't go on the other side, like I watch a TikTok video where a girl, a very attractive woman is always wearing one of those and she talks about how like it is, Like do you like where I'm wearing my whatever? And I always say yeah. And she says, do you want to see more? And I say yeah, I'm just kidding, it's a conversation I have in my head.
Speaker 2:I'm in trouble right now. Nerd when you dropped on your head by your mother?
Speaker 4:Yes, I was, so those were the best gifts. You're mad at me now. You can't be mad at me now no, yes, you can.
Speaker 1:It's not an apple.
Speaker 2:We'll both be mad. It's not an apple, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4:Yes, it does. You're a dick, all right, so we've reviewed Christmas. Jams, give me a New Year's resolution for this year.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's going to be a fucking year. It's going to be a good fucking year it is. Don't know what the resolution is, but damn it, oh you're going to be positive.
Speaker 2:You just have a few days, mm hmm.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just I, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna be a happy person. Oh, is that? I'm up in my meds? Oh, just kidding.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:Why you take that away from me, but I'm gonna be happy it's gonna be a good year. How many times have you said that? I don't know. I'm willing to be happy it's going to be a good year.
Speaker 1:How many times have you said that I don't know I'm wheeling it into the world.
Speaker 2:And I will graduate this year.
Speaker 3:Yay.
Speaker 4:I'm very proud of you. I've had to almost divorce you but it's worked out.
Speaker 2:It's only taken me a long time, a real long time.
Speaker 4:Are you guys happy or sad? 2024 is going to be behind us.
Speaker 2:I think 2024 was a good year.
Speaker 4:I don't think it was a particularly bad year.
Speaker 2:I'm not. I hope that we continue on the trend that we're on. I mean, it was a year of huge change for us, yeah, but I think we were able to roll with it pretty good.
Speaker 4:I think that's good partnership though good job, guys.
Speaker 1:This has been fucking fantastic. It has been an interesting year though Fucking fantastic.
Speaker 4:It has been an interesting year. Though it has been an interesting year, I'm glad that I'm looking forward to going into 2025. Think of it this way If you're looking at the world in 25-year increments or you know your lifespan like, you only get three of those. Maybe Most likely you're not going to get to four, and we were all here from 2000 to 2025. Barely I was eight. Hey, however it works, I will have now been through two 25-year spans 1975 to 2000.
Speaker 1:it works.
Speaker 4:I will have now been through two 25-year spans 1975 2000. Hey, it bugs the shit out of me.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I bet it does. It is, in my head, bad right now, is it?
Speaker 1:My life is half over.
Speaker 4:It's more than half over and I'm really struggling with it. I really am, I'm sorry'm. I'm really struggling with it. I really am, I'm sorry. And no, it's not your fault. No, I know it's time, but you know, this year I have had multiple classmates die that I graduated with, and most of them healthy, so it's not like somebody you know, a big old, huge bastard just fell over dead.
Speaker 2:Right, these are people that probably took care of themselves and just didn't wake up.
Speaker 4:No one expected them to die Right, so I don't know.
Speaker 2:It wasn't like an accident, it was medical.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just complete surprises. So I don't know that stuff works on me and it's probably because I have little kids. Yeah, I like to think they're going to keep me around.
Speaker 2:They're likely to sacrifice you.
Speaker 1:Piper for sure.
Speaker 4:Isabel and Audrey will protect me from her. Maybe Audrey will run and try and get help.
Speaker 2:I think Piper can take everybody in the house, yeah for sure, just because she's the most fearless.
Speaker 4:You know what we need to do, though. Let's go ahead and save some relationships. Are you ready to? Do that let's do it.
Speaker 1:Let's try this.
Speaker 2:It's the most wonderful time Of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 3:Did you really think this was going to be a feel good segment?
Speaker 2:Are you insane like me? Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 4:And brutal it shall be. Brittany, stop crying, you're going to be just fine. You're still young. You get a couple more 25-year runs in there. You get a couple more 25-year runs in there, dear Ams and Jams. On FaceTime my boyfriend was screen sharing his iMessages and I asked to see his recently deleted why are you?
Speaker 4:doing that. There was a few numbers in there, so I asked him to recover one and it was just a normal message, nothing bad. But then, before I could ask to see the others, he deleted all of the deleted messages. I got mad at him for not thinking if I'd want to talk about it more or see them, which led to an argument Break up. I think one of these could start out. I really love my husband and we're having a baby together and I just want to say things are great and I really appreciate all the work you do.
Speaker 1:And you would say you need to leave him.
Speaker 4:He then or I'm sorry, but then before, oh, ok, let's back up. Remember I asked him to recover one and it was just normal message, nothing bad, yada, yada. It led to an argument. He then reminded me that he wanted to see my history and I cleared presents for him. I didn't want him to see yet. So I think what he's saying is you can't see my phone because I've got gifts for you. Okay, that got me angry because in that, in my eyes, that was him turning it around on me. He then said he didn't turn it around on me and that I brought it up myself, which all I said was basically, if the roles were reversed. We then went on arguing more and he raised his voice at one point, which triggered me to say don't fucking raise your voice at me. And all I heard before I hung up was don't fucking, and that was it Ams and jams. Am I hung up was don't fucking, and that was it ams and jams. Am I overreacting?
Speaker 3:yes stop asking for his messages, that's fucking weird.
Speaker 1:If you, if you want to read his messages, you clearly don't trust him and there's a reason you don't trust him, so fucking leave him just. Oh my god, for the fact of just leaving.
Speaker 2:If you respect, if you respect your partner and in order to have a healthy and so fucking leave him. Just, oh my God, just leave him. I mean, come on, if you respect your partner and in order to have a healthy relationship, you need to respect your partner you sneak and fucking read that shit God.
Speaker 1:Everybody knows that you don't fucking try to screen, share it.
Speaker 2:You put some medicine in his drink and let him go night-night yeah, he won't be waking up for at least a minute.
Speaker 1:Then you just go show recently deleted. You can read the fuck whatever you want.
Speaker 4:You know I can't find a particular sound that I wanted on this.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious. Now you're just overreacting because you done done it in front of him. What?
Speaker 4:kind of idiot breaks open his phone on screen share and has Well, he was clearly trying to be.
Speaker 2:Maybe he realized he had gifts for you in there. I mean, for fuck's sakes, why stop doing that?
Speaker 4:You obviously don't have a trusting relationship, and the one message was just a message, so yeah, especially when you got one and it wasn't what you Well, you shouldn't have gotten one anyway.
Speaker 1:You shouldn't have gotten one anyway, you shouldn't have gotten one. But Of course it's the one that didn't have anything. I'm sure there's something.
Speaker 4:See, there it is right there, Of course it's the one. What is that? Yeah, don't ask any more questions.
Speaker 1:Fucking fuck. That's the second one. There are spiders that live around here. Can you kill it?
Speaker 4:he was, we don't even kind of dead for christmas. He doesn't even get to see the new year. Oh man, um. So yeah, I, I don't know. I think that this person didn't do anything wrong no, no and I mean the person reading the message like what no?
Speaker 2:you guys need to reevaluate your relationship if you don't have any more respect for each other than that I think everybody goes through a time where they want to poke through somebody's phone, right?
Speaker 4:I mean everybody goes through it.
Speaker 2:You get that, you know what if? But you gotta regulate yourself and say, no, I trust them, no, don't do it, you're asking for trouble.
Speaker 4:Stay out, Dear Ams and Jams. So a drunk guy.
Speaker 2:What's the saying? Other people's opinions of you are none of your business, isn't that? Yes, your boyfriend's texting is none of your business.
Speaker 3:Well, I Look if we go back to that.
Speaker 2:Look, anything can be misconstrued when you read something you never know If you're looking for a problem, you're gonna find one, if you're looking for something.
Speaker 4:You'll find it, because anything could be in there Jokes or anything like that. Yeah, so Jams is over there just tinkering.
Speaker 1:You just wait till they go to sleep.
Speaker 4:And drug them, like Amanda said. Yeah, here I am looking for my sounds again, dear Jams and Jamsams. So a drunk guy, about 70, was passed out in the bathroom and me and a male friend helped him up and he just kissed me on the mouth. Yeah, I immediately washed my mouth. I feel gross. Fyi, I'm 33 and no, I absolutely didn't kiss him back or want it. I'm not sure if I should tell my husband or just keep it to myself. Oh, I'm telling Myself, I want to help or I want to, because I feel like shit, but it also might upset him. Oh, for fuck's sake, ams and jams, I'm in a pickle.
Speaker 2:Okay, first off First just tell him because listen to this crazy shit that happened to me tonight. Never, never again, will I?
Speaker 1:help an old person.
Speaker 2:Where the fuck are you at that? There's some stranger in a bathroom that you're in as well. Sounds like a bar.
Speaker 1:Yeah and listen, that's funny shit.
Speaker 4:I mean gross, but I don't know, I think if I roll up at home, I've worked and my wife says hey, some 70 year old dude kissed me on the mouth. Yeah, it was fucking. I don't think it's funny.
Speaker 1:You don't think you're gonna go kick his ass?
Speaker 2:I might well, and he's but he's 70 drunk. I mean shit, face passed out in a bathroom drunk and how did he get to your mouth so quickly?
Speaker 3:well, I guess that's not fair nacho kisses me on the mouth face passed out in a bathroom drunk and how did he get to your mouth so?
Speaker 4:quickly. I guess that's not fair. Nacho kisses me on the mouth very quick too.
Speaker 1:I didn't get you.
Speaker 4:That's kind of weird. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2:Now who's making vulgar gestures on the podcast?
Speaker 4:That's weird. Brittany don't watch Jesus. Well, I mean, she has an opinion of me that can't be changed oh, it's been changed yeah, it's because of you. Um, so what does she do? Does this woman tell her husband?
Speaker 2:I think at this point it's too late. I think you should have told him in the moment if you have to put that much thought into it.
Speaker 1:You made it weird. We just read that shit out loud.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but we didn't say their names. I know, but I'm just saying I think maybe we'll add that to this can't say names. Dear Amanda and Ruchaville, your husband Denny should know that in fact you were kissed by a 70 year old man. I've watched enough of your podcast.
Speaker 1:That's true, that's true, yeah, you're fucked dear ams and Jams.
Speaker 4:Yes, my wife is smoking hot, honestly, way out of my league.
Speaker 2:Honey, you don't have to write it and tell everybody.
Speaker 1:That's real nice of you.
Speaker 4:Three years ago she had an explant and removed her breast implants. Let me read that again Okay, she got the boobies. Three years ago she had an explant and removed her store bots. I don't know who's doing that, but okay.
Speaker 2:Lots of people because the stuff that they used to put in them are not good for you.
Speaker 4:Ever since then she's been insanely self-conscious about the way her breasts look. Since they were removed, I've probably seen her topless maybe twice. I get it, it didn't bother me too much. A few months ago she decided to get them back and since then she's been so much more pleasant to be around. She likes her body again and I'm enjoying it. I admit I think she looks better with the new enhancement, but I feel like I can't no, you absolutely can't say that. Show her that I like it more, because then it will make her think I wasn't attracted to her before. I 1000% was and am Ams and jams. How can I compliment her new appearance while not making her feel like she wasn't gorgeous before?
Speaker 2:I have this one you ready. Yeah, you tell her I'm happy that you're happy. Now you look like you're happier and it's showing in how you look. Yeah, your confidence, your confidence, and you're glowing and you feel better about yourself. So that's what matters, because anything else. And you're sleeping on the couch, so I am loving like them titties.
Speaker 1:Yeah, titties Real nice.
Speaker 2:That was a good answer it was a good answer.
Speaker 1:What would you say Jams, I agreed. Would you ever consider implants them titties Real nice? No, why not? My boobs are fine. I guess if I lost, like you know, if my boobs got super saggy, I would.
Speaker 4:Show them on the podcast and let's let the watchers, the viewers, decide.
Speaker 1:Well, so you have here it is.
Speaker 4:It's your lucky day, honey. Go ahead and show yours. They're little, they're little they're little. But they're perfect. No, I want to get. She's been on me. It's a letter no.
Speaker 2:I like them the way they are. I like how they are. It's a widow. They're cute.
Speaker 1:Is that what you did to him too, though? No, all right.
Speaker 4:It's a widow. No one asked you. How do you? Why does this turn on me?
Speaker 1:I don't know, it's so fun. But no, if she wants implants, let her get implants, because her confidence will be boosted, which will make her sexier in the long run, because she will want to be sexier for you there's that.
Speaker 4:Why do you want them?
Speaker 2:Well, because I have little, tiny boobs and they're not proportionate with the rest of my body, I disagree. Like I have all of the hips and all of the butt and then I have boobs of a 12-year-old.
Speaker 4:Isn't that a song Like Lips of an Angel?
Speaker 2:Boobs of a 12-year-old? I don't think so. In fact, now I think there's 12-year-olds with bigger boobs than me.
Speaker 4:There's something in the chicken, All right. So for today's Ams and Jams, it's going to be a short podcast today, which is okay. It's probably a good thing it is. I completely agree. I'm going to give you a second. I'm going to give everybody a second. Oh, you have something to say?
Speaker 2:Nope, I'm trying to think of my thing.
Speaker 4:What your love and hate. It's going to be a little different today.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:This is the last podcast before the new year. The next time you hear from us it's going to be 2025. So let's take a second and reflect back on 2024. And then, when we come back, let's talk about what you would like to see in 2025. I will go ahead and start this year. I would like to be more present in business my new venture and our venture that we're going to start this year once you graduate and before, hopefully and create more financial freedom for my family, and I would also like to do that while being more present at home, because I don't think I've done that. I'm going to pour a lot into the football team again this year. I just want to be all around, more focused at home. Was that a slow clap for me? Mm-hmm, jm, it's your turn.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I just wanted to be a better year. No, I want to have surety. I know that's probably not a word, but I just want to have. I'm going to get started with my esthetician business and I'm going to be sure of myself and I'm going to be Sure. That's good, sure, we're just going to do it this year.
Speaker 4:It's the year of the jams. It's the year of the do-its. I can remember, in 1998, a very good friend of mine. Who still sends Christmas cards. Who still sends Christmas cards? His name is Mark Shearer.
Speaker 2:I know we still get them every year.
Speaker 4:And he's the only one we get Christmas cards from, and 1998 was going to be the year of the Shearer. I've never forgotten that. The year of the Shearer, the year of the Shearer, okay, and this could be the my year of the sheer. The year of the sheer, okay, and this could be the my year of the sheer, the year of the jams, I don't know. We'll have to think about that.
Speaker 2:The yams of the jams.
Speaker 4:And we're going to hold you. We're going to hold you accountable to this. Okay, because you have to do things. Yeah, I've become a much better person than you were, thank you, so you've got all of your shit together. I'm gonna keep growing, keep transforming yourself. Yes, don't be as much of a whore this year.
Speaker 1:Fuck you. I wasn't a whore.
Speaker 4:I don't know, ams.
Speaker 2:I think mine are in line kind of with yours. I'm going to this year, I'm going to finish Finish school.
Speaker 4:Oh, yes, you are.
Speaker 2:Finish school finally, and finish business plans and get things up off the ground and running. And I want to kind of start that you talked about financial freedom, long-term planning and making moves to get us heading towards a freer future.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I like that.
Speaker 4:A freer future. A freer future, a freer future. I like that.
Speaker 2:After Ier future, a freer future. I like that After I went back to work full time and plan on losing all of my free time.
Speaker 4:Well, for those of you out there, happy new year. Thank you for listening to our podcast. Thank you for muddling along with us today.
Speaker 1:Sorry, between the live and the podcast.
Speaker 2:Thank you for muddling along with us today. Sorry, between the live and the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, can I just say, your podcast is gold.
Speaker 2:Man that is why we do this, Nathan. We wish you guys a happy 2025.
Speaker 4:Thank you so much. Every time I get discouraged or I start thinking is this worth it? I see things like that. Right there, it's 4.47 in the morning and loves our podcast.
Speaker 2:Thank you for that.
Speaker 4:Thank you so much.
Speaker 2:Now you're making me cry.
Speaker 4:That was unexpected, and I was going to roll out with that. And then he hit me with that, and now he's got me. He's in my head, he's in my feels. Oh, that was unexpected, and I was going to roll out with that. And then he hit me with that, and now he's got me. He's in my head, he's in my feels.
Speaker 1:Oh, little baby so sad.
Speaker 4:Nathan, I'm going to send you a package.
Speaker 1:This is going to be body parts.
Speaker 4:It's going to be. Can you dispose of a body? That's the question.
Speaker 2:Is it easier to do over there Really? Is it easier to do over there really? The only question will be is it just one or two?
Speaker 1:yes, please come to the us, that would be awesome.
Speaker 4:If you come here, nathan, we 100 expect to meet up with you, I mean that?
Speaker 1:where do you think he's gonna come anywhere close around?
Speaker 2:here.
Speaker 4:I don't know why he would, but we'll have to figure it out if, when he does, if you come over here, you send me a message. Uh, send me a private message. If you don't have my cell phone number, I'll give it to you, but I would absolutely like to hook up.
Speaker 1:Everybody eat 12 grapes under their table in 12 seconds and manifest what you want to happen for 2025.
Speaker 4:Jams is going to choke on her grapes. 12 grapes in 12 seconds might manifest death for you.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. Do you want me to cut yours up first?
Speaker 4:That's okay, she can inhale Well that'll be the most popular part of our podcast this year. Hey, like we said, happy New Year to everybody. We love you all. Head on over to thank God cancersavedourdivorcecom. There's a lot more about us there. Hey, in the new year, chico fucking lives. I'm back.
Speaker 3:Y'all, crazy bitch R-D-I-V-O-R-C-E, you gotta fight Aye.
Speaker 4:Aye, well, we're finally updating this part of the outro. Find us at ThankGodCancerSavedOurDivorcecom. Where else can they find us, jamie?
Speaker 1:You can search on Facebook for Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce. You can find us on Twitter, instagram and TikTok. If you at TGC SOD, what's that stand for? Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce.
Speaker 4:TGC SOD Correct, that's weird. That actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it, thanks.