My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Snowmageddon
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Our latest episode explores the dynamics of modern relationships, focusing on living as a blended family with a spouse and an ex-partner. Through humor and candid conversations, we provide insights about navigating love, communication, and unexpected familial dynamics.
• Discussing the complexity of modern relationships
• Sharing personal stories about weather-related childhood memories
• Engaging with listener experiences and letters for advice
• Emphasizing the importance of communication in blended families
• Reflecting on how love evolves through various life stages
Family Dynamics
Speaker 1I'm Amanda , the wife , and I'm Jams the ex-wife .
Speaker 2And I'm Brayden , just the future .
Speaker 3Allow me to introduce myself . My name is Denny Broins . I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast . And here it is my wife , my ex-wife and me that peace and happiness might be found there .
Speaker 4You gave me hope and now , now we have to say goodbye . Ouch , If there's any bitches in this room then there's something I gotta say .
Speaker 3Say for all the fools who fell for the first Girl , who comes their way .
Speaker 4I've been down that road and now I'm back Sitting on square one .
Speaker 3Trying to pick myself up when I started from my wife , my ex-wife and me . Starts now . Starts right now . Welcome to this week's edition of my wife , my ex-wife and me . Starts now . Starts right now . Welcome to this week's edition of my wife , my ex-wife that was you . It's always me . I'm the producer . What are you doing already on the podcast ?
Speaker 1doodling back in black . I hit the side .
Speaker 2I don't know the rest of it . I I'm back . Sorry I was gone .
Speaker 6I'm glad to be back . That was a strange interjection .
Speaker 1Caleb Denny is pissed that , oh boy yeah .
Speaker 3You might pull that microphone a little closer for those types of mistakes . That's a hell of a mistake to have .
Speaker 6Just add it to the pile , damn .
Speaker 1Coming in hot Amanda , early , early hot . All right , all right . All right , all right . You know what ? Um , I'm gonna take it back , I'm just gonna , I'm just gonna go back to you're just gonna get back to doodling and doing what you do best .
Speaker 3What ?
Speaker 5is that long ?
Speaker 3ass word . No , we good over there , baby I fucked it .
Speaker 1No , I didn't all right , forgot the G .
Speaker 3You forgot which .
Speaker 1G .
Speaker 3Snowmageddon .
Speaker 2One more time .
Speaker 3Did you type Snowmageddon somewhere ?
Speaker 2She's writing it , she's doodling it .
Speaker 3That's her doodle , you're doodling , I got it .
Speaker 6Boy , what a horrible . I don't think that's right .
Speaker 3What a great way to get started on the podcast we're talking about . The word snowmageddon Jams is misspelling it . This is just a banner takeoff for the show this week . But good news , Brayden has made it back into the building . The long national nightmare has come to an end . Brayden , what do you have to say for ?
Speaker 2yourself . I'm back . I wish I could send a fax , but I can't . This is my MJ moment .
Speaker 3Who are you sending the fax to ?
Speaker 2The Chicago Bulls . I guess it would be you . You're the Bulls in that .
Speaker 3Am I Jerry Reinstorf in this ?
Speaker 2No , I wouldn't do that to you , those people hate you .
Speaker 3Those people .
Speaker 2Just one chubby guy got ruined by six .
Speaker 3He wasn't doing anything to make himself .
Speaker 2Six of the most athletic black dudes in the whole wide world just dismantled him , michael Jordan .
Speaker 3Exactly that fat little bear , whatever they called him fat on Netflix , oh , right to his face too . They didn't care . Those were the days . You can't get away with that shit today . You should , you should days . You can't get away with that shit today . You should know , you should , but you can't oh , I don't know .
Speaker 2Jared mayo's first year there's . New england is chanting fire mayo , clap , clap , clap , clap .
Speaker 3Well , that's probably because they want , uh , they want village check , they want vrabel .
Speaker 2Well , he's going to the jets , it looks like . Oh , I don't know .
Speaker 1Re Rex Ryan's this podcast is riveting , yeah , I completely tuned them out .
Speaker 6So probably the people on YouTube that were trying to ask questions and I couldn't cut into it we should have it .
Speaker 1They can have a segment , Hi Rochelle . It's called Sports Talk . What is this , Tyler ? This is a podcast .
Speaker 3Tyler , this is a podcast that I do with my wife , my ex-wife and my son Brayden , who's sitting over there Look at you trying to sell it . What we're doing right now is introductions . We do this every single week .
Speaker 6So this is what it sounds like , and people get super mad about it . So join the masses .
Speaker 3And everybody likes to piss with their microphones and make noise .
Speaker 6Is that ? I can't hear anything .
Speaker 3You can't hear anything at all .
Speaker 6I'm also quite low , but I know what the problem is well , let's talk to my ex-wife jam , shall we ?
Speaker 3there she to my left .
Speaker 6It's my ex-wife jams we did have a happy new year you stupid bitch , are you not going ?
Speaker 1to sing now . I'm a little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn . Burn , bitch , you're a stupid bitch .
Speaker 5That's you .
Speaker 1And lose some weight . Say hello jams . I forget that we're on that thing . I have got to chill .
Speaker 3You're too busy being mean to me On what thing ?
Speaker 1We're on the network . We're on that network ?
Speaker 6Did you hear the last podcast ? I think you said the F word every five times every minute .
Speaker 3That last podcast was one of my favorites of all time .
Speaker 2I cannot believe I missed it .
Speaker 3It was one of my favorites of all time , and if you were watching the snippets that I made , where .
Speaker 1James goes yay .
Speaker 3It was gold .
Speaker 2I had . I was just talking to them , too , about being wine drunk and I was , like you two , wine drunk . That's a problem .
Speaker 3Turns out it was oh , they were especially this one .
Speaker 2It was her saying the most outlandish things . And then I've never heard amanda laugh the way she did I never have you were just laughing , like there's nothing wrong .
Speaker 6It was like an actual laugh , like from you were actually happy was all real you should have had our pizza that we made too .
Speaker 1It was kick ass you guys could have eaten it , dog turd it would have been kick ass that night .
Speaker 2Jamie would have tasted it . Listen .
Speaker 1Nathan .
Speaker 2Nathan Wilson said just curious , but why are the exes in the podcast together ?
Speaker 3because we're a goddamn unit . Well there's only . Tyler .
Speaker 1I need everybody to shut up for five seconds . Nathan said the last one was amazing Jams , you killed it . Thank you , Nathan . Nathan , I respect what you say all the time .
Speaker 3Dad's advocates . Do you want to say it right ? Dad's advocates ?
Speaker 1We've got his button right here , it's been here forever .
Speaker 2I know one , nathan . I know who that is .
Speaker 3Well , you know too , you have a cousin named Nathan too .
Speaker 5Yeah , oh , I do . So you feel bad , maybe if you came to family .
Speaker 1Christmas you would know .
Speaker 3Oh , another .
Speaker 1We're not both exes . I'm one ex . She's the new wife .
Speaker 3Jams is my .
Speaker 6He's the new bitch .
Speaker 2She's the bitch that took my spot .
Speaker 1On that note and then switched everything around in the house like it was okay .
Speaker 2Painted the goddamn walls , all willy nilly I will tell you , this house survived three administrations .
Speaker 3Yes , it did . We can see the colors . Just remove one piece of furniture .
Speaker 2You move the fireplace , you can see all three of them back there Exactly , and I've never seen that until when the house was renovating .
Speaker 6I was like I know , all of these colors and I know who put them there .
Speaker 3I've lived here with all of these women . So , tyler , to answer your question , by the way , if you're listening to us on regular podcast on Apple or Spotify or whatever , you're not seeing everything that's happening . You can head on over to YouTube dot com forward slash , tgc , sod and you can see us there . Right now , tyler is asking why are the exes in the podcast together ? Well , we're just trying to show that adults can get together , have a good time and you know , put aside their past relationships .
Speaker 3Put aside everything else , all the nonsense that goes along with divorce . Yeah , I married a stone cold bitch and hated her and all of that Tracy was a very nice question . Hey , across from me and in between stepmom number two and stepmom number three , it's young Brayden .
Speaker 1Hey , peckerhead , welcome back .
Speaker 4Try a bit harder , because you've got shit for brains I've been in this life . You won't get much smarter .
Speaker 3You've got shit for brains . Say hello Brayden , hello Tyler , I applaud your six years . I made it 10 on my second wife . What was the first wife ? Tell me the time Five years with the first wife , 10 with the second . Okay , it's 15 . Five with the third , 20 . And we've been married . We're coming up on our third year anniversary this year . So you got 23 years altogether , yeah . Yeah , I've been married 23 years right 21 .
Speaker 2Nope , it's 23 , I think and they all get younger yes , they do also , tyler , just to point out . Not everybody agrees with this , not everybody agrees with the dynamic . I know of one in particular that mentioned it not three days ago . It'd be Brianna . Oh , she mentioned it not three days ago , it'd be .
Speaker 6Brianna , oh , she mentioned it .
Speaker 2Oh , goddamn the podcast , no , just your guys' unit and how you guys operate . What doesn't she like about it ? All I said was , if your boyfriend's going to be around my kids , could I have his number ? I am putting my life . And she said whatever Denny , Jamie and Amanda have , we're not having . But it was also in a text . I wish it could fit .
Speaker 3It was in a message , did she say a good time Intelligence , yeah , the message was about this long we get to see our kids any time you want .
Speaker 2Well , here's the crazy thing , so do .
Speaker 6I it's me . Tyler .
Speaker 3It's just the fact that the problem .
Speaker 2Yeah it's just the fact that the problem yeah , yeah , I'm listening to you , though , brayden , sorry , no , no , no , it was . Yeah , that's a lot , that's a worm although she did try and share .
Speaker 6She did try , and I mean share things between you her last fiance and herself well , no , she accused of sharing trying to share herself she accused of sharing .
Speaker 2There were no sharing from me . I have nothing to share you are a share .
Speaker 3So , speaking of , where have you been ? We've all missed you .
Speaker 6People are checking on you . We send out search parties Because he's been gone for so long . Can we play his other intro song ? I ?
Speaker 3think we should .
Speaker 2You want his alternate that Queen has spoken .
Speaker 3The alternate song .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 6I don't know , if I have that one Probably going gonna hit every note too .
Speaker 2She's gonna harmonize if you can't acapella my stepson came back you don't have that but I've been busy because this Saturday that the last podcast happened was my day to clean out my garage . Prior to the podcast , I could not see the floor in my garage . How about ? Now you can see it . You can see the floor in the garage . I figured out what's wrong with the garage door . I didn't know something was wrong with your garage . It won't open or close . And the douchebags from CRM properties .
Speaker 3No free ads .
Speaker 2No , they're horrible . They threw up three bathrooms in my house and put in a garage door and just called it a day .
Speaker 4That was it .
Speaker 2It's like they were closing their eyes and just drilling shit , but it's weird .
Speaker 6It's like you bought it . Crm Properties that's who he bought it from Renovations . Oh , now they're doing renovations Without doing an inspection . That's probably more on the buyer .
Speaker 3You're enjoying new homeownership again .
Speaker 2My living room is so cool , my bedroom is so cool , all boys' rooms and Ella's room so cool . I'm very happy I had such a good day today . That's good .
Speaker 6I enjoyed good days . Now you came here , so I can ruin it .
Speaker 2I'd love it if no one ruined it , because Jams is already upset . Congratulations , you had a good day .
Speaker 4I don't even know what one of those are . What's a good day ?
Speaker 1No , I had a fucking fantastic day yesterday .
Speaker 2See now , this just makes my fingers
Murder Plot and Relationship Dynamics
Speaker 2itch .
Speaker 6Good enough for government work exactly .
Speaker 3Before we . Yeah , Tyler , you are correct .
Speaker 2Have we thrown you , tyler ? I'm sorry If you got the next hour and 15 minutes hang out .
Speaker 3It's going to get weird , tyler you just don't know what you're going to get with us . Hey , let's introduce my wife . We'll come back to Braden . Here is my last Can we say my last wife .
Speaker 1You better , that's between you guys , is my last , can we say my last wife . You better , because if you don't , you get taken for everything , everything I will be your last wife on that note .
Speaker 4I can't even know what I need . And that's just me being real . Yeah , monday , tuesday .
Speaker 5Wednesday , Thursday Bad bitches have bad days too .
Speaker 4Friday , saturday , sunday bounce back A bad bitch always do . All I really wanna hear is it'll be okay , bounce back , cause a bad bitch can have bad days .
Speaker 3A bad bitch can have bad days . How's it going ? Beautiful , it's going wonderful yeah .
Speaker 1Did a bad bitch have a bad day today ? No , it was a good day .
Speaker 3Tell them why honey .
Speaker 6Because we lounged around the house and the children were busy , except they would come in and be adorable and cute and then they would leave . It was perfect .
Speaker 1Aw , there's nothing else , let's get back to the nice stuff . Was that it ?
Speaker 2If you two were to break up , how would you kill him ?
Speaker 6Oh , I can't tell anybody now .
Speaker 1Yeah , if she told me she has to kill you .
Speaker 2Give me your top three , and that way no one will know really which one you're going to use .
Speaker 3Would you be a part of the killing 100% ?
Speaker 2Oh , not the killing . She's far too squeamish . She can't look at a spider that's a mile away , it doesn't matter .
Speaker 1Squeamish wouldn't work , it doesn't matter , I think she would enjoy my demise .
Speaker 6It's not going to be messy . I don't want to have to clean up a mess . No , it would be like a cherry pit Grandma Vicky .
Speaker 2Grandma Vicky , she would poison you immediately .
Speaker 1No , because poisons show up on talk screens .
Speaker 6Not if you use a cherry . Pit A cherry pit .
Speaker 1Those are poisonous .
Speaker 2Those are poisonous . Cherry pits are poisonous .
Speaker 1So when you swallow one , you could die .
Speaker 2No , those are pitted , you , we are live , aren't we ?
Speaker 6But you can also dissolve them in like a drink , not the ones that are pitted , but the ones that still have it inside it . You can dissolve it in a drink or something like that , and it mimics the effects of a heart attack . That's what it comes up on as a tox screen .
Speaker 2I guess AMS doesn't make you . If it doesn't get you , doesn't fill you up anymore , huh .
Speaker 5They do that on Ozark .
Speaker 2Do you have a wallop ?
Speaker 4No , he's got his drink and breaking news has just come across the desk in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio . Take it away , Denny .
Speaker 3Thank you , Tabby . It has come across this correspondent's desk that Amanda has evidently killed someone .
Speaker 2There's a recall on cherries in Howard County .
Speaker 6Not yet .
Speaker 3Would you do it while I was asleep ?
Speaker 6No , you've got to drink it first . Yeah , you've got to consume it . I'm not going to inject you . That would leave cause as well .
Speaker 2Here's the good news , though If she ever did poison you , I think she would sleep outside that night and cry .
Speaker 1No , she wouldn't .
Speaker 5I think she would .
Speaker 6I'd be too busy driving to several different county farms . You're chopping me up on top of it all . Yeah , you said you didn't want a mess .
Speaker 2That's the messiest .
Speaker 6I wouldn't do it at the house , but if I tried to get rid of the body . You know , pigs eat people , but it would take a few days . So I need small pieces to be gone in a day what are you cutting off first ?
Speaker 3that's gone first you've seen the the original all right , hey , so what ? Any news broken over the last few days about what's coming up ? Have you guys heard anything ? I've heard some stuff . What have you heard , brayden ?
Speaker 1Thanks , ellis , welcome back , just some stuff , yeah . Yeah , some shit's been going down , hey .
Snowstorm Preparations and Miscommunications
Speaker 2I'm talking about the huge snowstorm the last thing I heard from it is 6-10 inches . On Monday you just told me it's dwindled down to 1-3 .
Speaker 6No , it's supposed to be Sunday night , I thought now , if you look , it is hitting Kansas right now and it is kicking their ass .
Speaker 2I want nothing more than to be snowed all the way in what time is it supposed to start ?
Speaker 1Because I got two appointments .
Speaker 2Sunday night .
Speaker 5Night .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 1Good .
Speaker 3Yeah , so get home . We live in Indiana . So for those of you , listening you know someplace else you could be told hey , you're going to get a foot of snow and literally get none in Indiana .
Speaker 6That's what happened in Hawaii Most of the time . Like they will get all excited , they'll call .
Speaker 2No , no , just like nonsense weather reports . But in Hawaii it was rain . We thought there was . We were told by everyone that a hurricane is coming . We had those big hangar doors . We had to ratchet , strap them shut . Well , hurricanes a little different Quiet down . We had to ratchet , strap them shut . Well , hurricane's a little different Quiet down . We had to ratchet , strap them shut . And we had to stack up three sandbags in front of all the hangar doors . So no water damage came in . It didn't even rain .
Speaker 5Wow .
Speaker 6I'd be so mad I did all of this . Now I get to undo it . That would be frustrating .
Speaker 3That would be super frustrating . How ?
Speaker 6about trying to go to the grocery store when the weatherman says we're getting six to eight inches of snow and you're like , I haven't gone to the grocery store in two weeks . I have a question . Trying to live .
Speaker 2What is your question ?
Speaker 1Milk does not last that long .
Speaker 3They say it's French toast . Nope , that's what everybody's making Bread .
Speaker 6It is stuff that you can eat . I Googled it .
Speaker 2It's stuff that you can eat that does not require electricity to cook . Isn't that just called non-perishable ? Well , I , I beg to differ .
Speaker 3I think what I'm saying is they will go bad if it's not refrigerated .
Speaker 6If you have you can put it outside right . It's real cold outside .
Speaker 2Good point that's a chance right now . I was like fuck , didn't think about that . It is gonna be cold . You would need a stove , people buy ?
Speaker 6oh no , it's milk and bread usually . People often buy milk and bread before a storm , because they are considered staple foods that can be easily consumed without needing cooked or refrigerated what was that word ?
Speaker 3refrigerated refrigerated I just does that have six syllables refrigerated say it again , why I want to hear it refrigerated .
Speaker 6I don't understand the problem . You must not refrigerated right , because I can't fucking hear myself . It's waking me out .
Speaker 3I don't know why you can't hear . Oh , that's why you can't hear yourself now . You can hear yourself now say refrigerated .
Speaker 6Let's turn that down . That is so loud let's hear refrigerated , refrigerated . It changed completely A different person said that she's trying to make sure she said it no because I couldn't hear myself .
Speaker 3So it felt right , no way , not a chance . Refrigerated . Refrigerated , that being able to hear it changed .
Speaker 5Shut your headphones off .
Speaker 6Because , I can't hear myself talk through my headphones , refrigerated .
Speaker 2No , you can hear yourself . You fuck Inside my head , you whore Golly . It's the little voice in my head that sounds a lot like this one , but I can hear it .
Speaker 6No , that voice says different things than what comes out of my mouth . That's just for you .
Speaker 3That's just an amstack , that one was funny , that was funny .
Speaker 6Refrigerated .
Speaker 3You're getting it now .
Speaker 1I'm not buying the . I couldn't hear it . I understand . He just did this and it sounds the same .
Speaker 6No , look , watch these two fingers , watch them . He plugged his ears . That's not the same as having noise Refrigerated .
Speaker 1I didn't know . You plugged your ears .
Speaker 4You want me to call me ? I thought you did this ?
Speaker 6No , no , I can hear better . God Lay , you're dumb . No , but even that's not the same as noise canceling .
Speaker 2Okay , what do you want me to do ?
Speaker 6Shut his headphones off , like he did mine . You just get to fucking talk and not hear .
Speaker 2Everyone ready ? Let's do it Refrigerated .
Speaker 1No talk , you have to listen .
Speaker 6I'm talking .
Speaker 2My problem is that I've been talking to you guys like that for fucking 20 minutes now Is there 20 minutes .
Speaker 6I've just been talking with no sound .
Speaker 3Wah , wah , wah , wah wah . If you can't hear what you're saying is it , are you unable to pronounce it ? If it's a word that you already knew , it's not like we're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious .
Speaker 6It's a word I knew . I just refrigerated it . How did I say it differently ? You said refrigerated .
Speaker 3You added a syllable somehow , and then , through the magic of good hearing , you somehow fixed it I'm still dead .
Speaker 2I hope someone can hear me that's just it .
Speaker 6I'm talking because I couldn't hear a goddamn thing you can hear now , right I don't think I'm still dead .
Speaker 2I think I'm still dead , you're still you're no , not the microphone .
Speaker 3Your microphone was never dead .
Speaker 6That was just it . You guys could hear me , I could not hear you . We could hear you perfectly .
Speaker 3I said this last week . I'm going to say it again . I don't know why the sponsorships aren't just rolling in on this right now .
Speaker 5Why aren't people just calling and saying , hey , let me just back up the Brinks truck and give you guys she has very good headphones you heard that Joe Ruggin deal .
Speaker 2That's nothing compared to what .
Speaker 3Kokomo in Indiana . Hey , let's have a little fun . You want to ?
Speaker 2I'm positive , my microphone is still off .
Speaker 1No , it's working . Is his headphone still off ?
Speaker 2These are often Fix this .
Speaker 6You've probably messed with it and unplugged it .
Speaker 3You've got to hold both sides of it , top and bottom , and then push them together . There you go . Now you should be able to hear us . You should have something Better . That's better , better , all right .
Speaker 2Okay , here I'll turn it up a little bit . How's that there we go , there we go .
Speaker 3Nothing like that's what makes this podcast not good at all .
Speaker 2I wasn't here last week , my fault .
Speaker 3No , it didn't have anything to do with that . So , all right , jams , are you ready to participate ?
Speaker 1Absolutely .
Speaker 3Snowmageddon baby . All right , so it's that time of year . We're going to talk about some fun things to do when you're snowed in . We're going to talk about Besides cuddling .
Speaker 1Let's just give them , let's not tell them what we're going to talk about , because then if we don't get to something , then we can just move on .
Speaker 3We can just do it . Okay , all right , here we go . You guys , just , like always , keep track of your own answers . Oh shit . Now I want you to know there are 21 questions , whoever , gets it right whoever you have to say your name , I am the final judge .
Speaker 6I need a pen .
Speaker 3Are we ready , I think so when I ask the question you may buzz in wait , do we have to write our answers down ? Nope , you just gotta keep a tally of right and wrong can you do that , can you keep a tally ?
Speaker 1they're little lines whacker alright , you're ridiculous . Can you do that ? Can you keep a tally ? They're little lines Wacker All right , you're ridiculous .
Speaker 3You're such a child . Question number one what type of animal is known to make snowballs and throw them ? I'm going to give you multiple choice Lemurs , giant pandas , monkeys or batsden brayden uh , giant , pandas amanda amanda , monkeys , it is monkeys , that is correct . Have you really seen a fucking giant panda make a snowball and throw it ? Gather your things and exit ? The average to be fair .
Speaker 6I don't know of many monkeys that live where it snows but no idea what a giant panda is .
Speaker 2I figured that was .
Speaker 6That's an inside thought .
Speaker 1That's an inside thought .
Speaker 6It's bigger , it's just a little bit bigger . The word giant , did you think ? Nope , it's a completely different species . So hold on .
Speaker 2We don't call wolves big huskies .
Speaker 6They're not the same .
Speaker 1They're wolves , not even close . Actually , they're woofs .
Speaker 2I want you to know . I'm sorry , thank you , I was going to give you a time limit , but thank you for acting accordingly , giant .
Speaker 1We're giant . We missed the word Giant . Giant we're giant .
Speaker 2We missed the word .
Speaker 1Giant .
Speaker 2Giant .
Speaker 3Well , you were struggling with that one .
Speaker 6No , I know what a panda is . I don't know what a giant panda is . What's a panda ?
Speaker 2Why did ?
Speaker 6I say it like that Panda , I don't know . Can you move on to ?
Speaker 3the next question I have to redeem myself . All right , here we go . Can you move on to the next question ? I'm moving on . I have to redeem myself .
Speaker 5All right , here we go .
Speaker 3Question number two on our Disjointed podcast what is the best kind of snow for building a snowman ? Is it powdery snow , is it moist snow , is it ice or is it none of them , amanda ?
Speaker 1It's um Amanda . No , no , no , Amanda .
Speaker 3Three seconds no .
Speaker 4Shut up Amanda .
Speaker 1Tell her to stop . Stop Two Melted Moist snow .
Speaker 3Moist snow is correct , jams , good job .
Speaker 1Can I think of a stupid ?
Speaker 3fucking . She was trying to game you out of your chance . Right , there is what she was trying to do you didn't know his effort Stop .
Speaker 2Back to you . She said tell her to stop .
Speaker 6That doesn't mean I'm going to you can't just try to .
Speaker 2It's this snow .
Speaker 3Yeah , we don't take hand gestures . Question number three On average , what is the snowiest state in the United States ? Is it Maine , is it Vermont , is it Connecticut or is it New York ? Amanda , amanda .
Speaker 1Beck , I forget the Maine is incorrect .
Speaker 3Jams , jams , vermont , vermont is correct . Give yourself a point . Oh , jams or Rams , this is for you .
Speaker 1Oh , do you have to take points away ?
Speaker 3Yes , if you miss this is not .
Speaker 2We do that on family game or Ams . This is for you . Do you have to take points away ? Yes , if you missed one . We do that on family game night . This is even more important .
Speaker 3All right . Question number four , since it's public , which city hosts the World Igloo Building Championship every year ? Is it , you know , otherwise known as Juno , alaska , moscow , hiroshima or Rome ?
Speaker 5I have a guess Brayden .
Speaker 3Brayden says Moscow incorrect Jams Alaska that is not the Juno no you you said I missed the question , but you don't know it is not . You know , you know it is not . I'm take , take away . I don't know the question what ?
Speaker 1was the question you answered without knowing kind of this is why we are
Snow Trivia Challenge
Speaker 1divorced . You knew who ? Igloos .
Speaker 2I knew about igloos .
Speaker 6What is an igloo ?
Speaker 2She said igloo wherever they have igloo parties . In Alaska .
Speaker 3Lay on a nice little igloo bed . Yeah , how do they keep warm in an igloo Jams ?
Speaker 1I've wondered that for a long time I've wondered that .
Speaker 3I'm thinking about it right now , Jams would you like to take a shot ? No the answer was . Hiroshima Vermont was not .
Speaker 2Oh , she said it Last one Sorry .
Speaker 3Okay , so I'm down to one . So what's the point ? You have one , you have one , you have negative one .
Speaker 6No , he has negative two you have negative two of two .
Speaker 2I missed it . Every time I open my mouth it's wrong .
Speaker 1Every goddamn time .
Speaker 6You guys can't let jams win two of these in a row , I have a zero . That's why I didn't guess .
Speaker 2I want you to know if jams wins . Some shit's getting said .
Speaker 3Alright , here we go . Question number five what is pink snow , otherwise known as watermelon snow caused by salt water , blood algae or the sun ? Brayden , brayden , algae . Can't wait , algae is correct .
Speaker 6Brayden , I wouldn't have got that I would have been my guess , but yes , I've been around the sun and snow all my life .
Speaker 2I've never seen it do that .
Speaker 6We also don't live near a big body of water that has algae . That's weird , I got it right I'm just saying that's why you haven't seen it you did uh number six .
Speaker 3Which region has never seen snow ? Is it death valley ? Is it miami ? Is it the sahara desert desert ? Or they all have Brayden ? They all have Brayden , says all of them . Brayden is on a hit streak right now . The Sahara Desert has seen snow . Death Valley has seen snow .
Speaker 2Miami saw snow this year for the first time . Like 2025 ? No 2024 .
Speaker 6That was four days ago that was last year .
Speaker 2Tissue .
Speaker 3Question number seven what makes up 90% of snow ? Is it water , air , dirt or ice ?
Speaker 5Braden Braden .
Speaker 3Braden's on a roll and he is incorrect . Amanda , amanda , air Air is correct . How'd you get that ? Because I said all the other good ones , it's fluffy it , air , air is correct . How'd you get that ?
Speaker 1Because I said all the other good ones . It's fluffy , it's fluffy .
Speaker 3So am I . That was good . I would have said water . I can't believe you didn't say water .
Speaker 6No , because otherwise it would be rain .
Speaker 3My God , I hate you .
Speaker 6Because , think about it . So science lesson when particles slow down or when they get cold , they expand . They keep our air in between .
Speaker 2Yeah , Molecules I was making fun of you hey question number eight .
Speaker 3What degrees Fahrenheit does rain turn into snow ? 32 degrees . Brayden says 32 . That is correct . Once again , now what I'm at zero Just now . Yeah .
Speaker 2One step forward , two step back . Story of my goddamn life .
Speaker 3Question number nine what is a snowstorm with strong winds called Amanda ? All right , amanda Blizzard . Why'd ?
Speaker 2you say Amanda .
Speaker 3I don't know , no clue , that is correct . Jams In 1921 , how many inches of snow fell in Colorado over 24 hours ? Listen to these , don't get excited . Jams Slow down 75.8 inches or something you might recognize . 22 and a half inches , 59.3 inches or 39.1 inches .
Speaker 2Colorado 1921 , brayden , brayden , 74 , no way that wasn't 75.8 , 75.8 , that one , it's right .
Speaker 3Wow , in 24 hours , 75 inches of snow . She's doing some quick math . That'd be about three inches an hour .
Speaker 6No , I'm not doing that math . I'm seeing how many feet .
Speaker 2Well , 75 .
Speaker 6Divided by 12? .
Speaker 2What does that do ?
Speaker 6Well , five times 12 is 60 .
Speaker 3All right , let's do a quick update on points . Jams One , br Jams One , brayden One , amanda Two . Oh , look at this . All's right with the world , all right , number 11 . In which state was the largest ? Wait a minute . You know what's sad about this . We've got a total of four points in here and we're on question 11 . I've only lost one . In which state was the largest recorded snowflake found in 1887 ? Is it Maine , montana , michigan or Minnesota ?
Speaker 1Jams , jams Montana .
Speaker 3Montana , montana is correct , jams Good job .
Speaker 2I was going to say Minnesota .
Speaker 6Anything else to do besides measure snowflakes ?
Speaker 2And other things , but they get disappointed , they get upset .
Speaker 1I don't know those cowboys Number 12 .
Speaker 3What is the most common way ? Artificial snow is made today ? Hydrogen peroxide and salt water , Dry ice Shredding ice blocks is made today ? Hydrogen peroxide and salt water , dry ice shredding ice blocks or from sodium polyacrylate P-O-L-Y-A-C-R-Y-L-A-T-E . Amanda , Fuck it . Fuck it .
Speaker 6That's not one of them .
Speaker 3The first one , hydrogen peroxide Salt and whatever Incorrect , it's got a P in it .
Speaker 6That's not one of them , the first one , hydrogen peroxide , salt and whatever Incorrect .
Speaker 2It's got a P in it , it's probably plastic . Brayden , brayden , last one .
Speaker 3Brayden got it right , but he should have to say it to get the point . You can't say it .
Speaker 2How am I supposed to say it ?
Speaker 3All right , question number 13 . How are we feeling ? I have two points Tied .
Speaker 1I have two points .
Speaker 3Everybody's got two points right now . Oh , we're locked in . This is something . What can tiny snowflakes gradually turn into over time ? A metal , b an ocean , c glaciers or D a river ?
Speaker 6Excuse me , it's such an odd , I mean all river .
Speaker 2Excuse me , it's such an odd I mean all of it's odd Tiny snowflakes . The question the option . It's one of them .
Speaker 3What you can see right now is the competitive edge in the family . Yeah , Because everybody's got two points . Normally there's a blowout .
Speaker 5Brayden , somebody's got 14 .
Speaker 3All right , brayden buzzes himself in and says glacier , and he will take the lead . Wow , what were you going to say on that one , amanda ?
Speaker 6I had no idea . I couldn't remember what the third one was for glacier , maybe a river , because it melts and it goes to a river , but not if you live near the fucking ocean and you do get snow there , which is not very often there were .
Speaker 3So many questions , so many .
Speaker 6Atlantic Ocean gets a lot of but then technically every river feeds into a fucking ocean . So that was the path my brain took . But also glaciers feed into an ocean , so when the turns into an ocean .
Speaker 3James was going to say I've been to the mountains .
Speaker 1Could you say it again , what ?
Speaker 3term is used for having a fear of snow , something phobia .
Speaker 5So , every one of these are phobias .
Speaker 3So lilapsophobia , seismophobia , chianophobia or ombrophobia .
Speaker 2Brighton , the third one .
Speaker 3He got that right . That's bullshit and that was a complete guess .
Speaker 2And it worked . I studied snow All right , here we go .
Trivia Challenge
Speaker 6You know the Latin word for snow Number 15 .
Speaker 3How many sides does a snowflake have ? 12 , 4 , 8 , or 6 ? Amanda , amanda , 8 . I'm sorry .
Speaker 1Jams , jams 12 .
Speaker 3Take a point . I'm sorry .
Speaker 2I'm not willing to answer Brayden there are two answers left .
Speaker 3Yes , you have to you don't have to 4 or 6 ?
Speaker 26 . Brayden , 6 . Br or six , four or six Braden Six .
Speaker 3Braden is correct . With six , you guys pushed him into answering he wasn't going to . I didn't want to .
Speaker 6I didn't want to have to do this to you .
Speaker 3I didn't want to Fuck you About how much of the Earth's freshwater supply comes from snow and glaciers . This is a percentage 12 , 23 , 51 , or 68% . How much of the world is water jammed ? Percent ?
Speaker 1Isn't it like 70% ?
Speaker 3I think it's 80 or 90% of the world is water .
Speaker 1I wanted to say 90 .
Speaker 4I thought 70 .
Speaker 5So on this , 12 , 23 , 51 , or 68 .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 3Anybody like to take a guess ? You know what . What are the numbers ? 12 , 23 , 51 , and 68 . What was the question ? Does the interest matter About how much of the Earth's freshwater supply comes from snow and glaciers ?
Speaker 1Jams 68 . Jams is correct 68% .
Speaker 2I was trying to figure out . There are four seasons .
Speaker 6Again , I'm confused how they decided it fucking comes from snow , not everywhere .
Speaker 1Because it melts and then it goes into the river . How every small snowflake turns into a glacier .
Speaker 3You're really stuck on that .
Speaker 1Yeah , it's fucking pissing me off . I'll tell you when you grow up , all right .
Speaker 2We're drawing close to the end of the competition Jams .
Speaker 3No , how many points do you have ? Two Brayden Five , five work to be done ? We have 17 , 18 , 19 , 20 . Four more Is the last one . Double Jeopardy , the last one . So we have four more before Double Jeopardy or before Final Jeopardy . What is unique about snowflakes ?
Speaker 4Jams .
Speaker 2They're all different . I didn't have to .
Speaker 3She got it .
Speaker 2I know I really wish you were unique like assholes .
Speaker 6Also , I want to know how they know they have six sides if they're all different , if they all have six sides and they're not fucking different , are they ?
Speaker 1The inside of them are all the inside of them .
Speaker 3That's what I've said about all you ladies yeah , but what about the ?
Speaker 6tiny ones .
Speaker 1Oh , oh , my God , it turns out they are different aren't they ?
Speaker 3Every single one of them are .
Speaker 6You're an idiot .
Speaker 3What color is snow ? White , black , blue or it doesn't have a color , Amanda .
Speaker 6It doesn't have a color .
Speaker 3Amanda says no color , and she is correct . All right , excuse me , here we go . What can freshly fallen snow absorb Water , toxic pollutants , sound waves or all of them Brayden ?
Speaker 2Toxic pollutants .
Speaker 6Amanda .
Speaker 3Toxic is incorrect . Take a point away , amanda , all of them . Brayden Toxic pollutants , amanda . Toxic is incorrect . Take a point away , amanda , all of them . That is correct . Amanda is on fire , yeah .
Speaker 6Have you ever walked out ? My favorite thing is like no . When it snows overnight , you shut the fuck up . Yeah , when it snows overnight and you wake up , it's silent . You never realize that .
Speaker 2I guess I have . I didn't know , that was why .
Speaker 6Yeah , because it just have three .
Speaker 3Right , he listened to that whole thing .
Speaker 6That's cool . How many points do you have ?
Speaker 3All about the competition . I did not realize that .
Speaker 2Oh , I was so , so toxic . He's going down .
Speaker 3You're right there , right , all sad singing and slow driving . Um , last question before we go to the final question . Okay , what is something that cannot cause an avalanche ? Is it wind , rain , a loud sound or earthquakes ? Brayden , questionable , he wishes he would not have gotten this one Rain .
Speaker 2I have five points .
Speaker 6Amanda Incorrect Amanda Wind .
Speaker 2That's not true .
Speaker 3Incorrect .
Speaker 6What is ?
Speaker 3something that cannot Cause an avalanche .
Speaker 1Oh , okay , can I go again ? No .
Speaker 3You have wind and earthquakes .
Speaker 1No , I said wind , I'm sorry .
Speaker 3A loud sound , and earthquakes Cannot cause an avalanche . Loud sounds , that's what it is . That is correct .
Speaker 2I thought of dynamite as just being a sound . It's not All right . It's an explosive . So let's talk . What is your point ?
Speaker 3Four , four , brayden , you're at four . Three , oh , amanda , two , I'm wagering all of it . Well , hold on everybody . Write down your number , that you're wagering Jams . Are you writing yours down ? Oh , we will call this . I'll give you the . It's all about snow . This is heavy snow . That is the . That is what we are , that's the top Talking about . So when you're all , when you all have your bet laid out , let me know I got . So when you're all , when you all have your bet laid out , let me know I got it done .
Speaker 1Okay , here we go , wait a minute , you have who has the lowest point total , I have four , I have three , I have two .
Speaker 3So we're gonna start with amanda , then we're gonna go to brayden and finish out with somehow , ams is in the or jams is in the lead .
Speaker 6There we go , I think she checked out for half of those questions .
Speaker 3You're going to have to write this answer down , do not , don't say it out loud no cheating . What is a short burst of heavy snow called ? Is it called hail , is it called sleet , is it called a snow squall or is it called a cloud burst ?
Speaker 1You have 10 seconds . Please stop that , you dumbass .
Speaker 3Everybody good . All right , Amanda . What is the short burst I almost said short bus of heavy snow called Snow squall ? That is correct . How many did you wager ? Two , that puts you at what Four ? All right , Brayden . What is the short burst of heavy snow called ? I'm not showing my cards .
Speaker 2Did you say a cloud ? Burst Boy did .
Speaker 5I .
Speaker 2Boy did I .
Speaker 3He said boy did I , I win . Say a cloudburst boy did I , boy did I . He's a boy did I , I would , I sure did . What did you how ? Many did you wager ?
Speaker 1all of them every day of them zero this is okay .
Speaker 3Snow squall , snow , squall , squall . How many did you wager three ? That gives jam seven and she is the winner jams .
Speaker 2Good job I gotta tell you , before you , even you asked the question , I was like it's a flurry duh . And then you went through the options , I crossed it out and I was like I'm gonna hear flurry . I didn't .
Speaker 3I heard squalled . You know what's embarrassing about this ? At the end , because it was multiple choice , it gave me a notification that said you got 11 out of 21 . Right , because when one of you would give me an answer that's what I would say . The first one would select and it says that's not bad . 11 of 21 is not bad I went all the way I hate this .
Speaker 2I went all the way from negative one to five to three negative two was your lowest negative shit .
Speaker 3It was negative two to five an average of zero , now that we know that Jams is the smartest snow person in the room and the smartest Christmas person yeah , that's true and the most likely to drink no , I think that's me we should stop oh no , she got . She got drunk on the podcast . It seems like she had to do some shots on here a few weeks back and now she's drinking wine , we may have done it to her .
Speaker 1Yeah well try being a part of this family . That shouldn't happen to you no kidding .
Speaker 3So when was the last time you had an actual snow day ? Oh boy , I was married to you . So this isn't like a multiple choice . Not everyone has to be afraid to answer .
Speaker 1No , I'm thinking about it and I think I was married to answer you guys . Go ahead . No , I'm thinking about it and I think .
Speaker 6I was married to you ? No , I think we've had one . The last one I remember is when we had the red Jeep still and we took the kids out . The kids were little , it was just Braxton and Audrey , and we took them over to Joan of Arc and did donuts in the parking lot .
Speaker 4I forgot about that , but even that wasn't good and we had .
Speaker 6Brianna came home and we were driving back and she the entire fucking way from Bolivar to Roosevelt .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 2I'm so glad I'm back .
Speaker 5I missed you guys .
Speaker 4Yeah , that's how it was that song got me thinking there's a fire Burning in my crotch . I need to have the doctor Go ahead and check my box . Sadly , I'm not peeing crystal clear . Having Every STD Is what I fear . I can't help feeling I think I have it all Every STD .
Speaker 3I'm so proud of that song I'd forgotten .
Speaker 2I even had that You're ridiculous . I've went on record more times than I can count . I've had one std two times never gave it to her well yeah , so I enjoy snow days , love them , I , I .
Speaker 3I , like brayden said . I don't know if we were live at the time , but brayden had mentioned man , I would love to get snowed in for you know , several days and it's been .
Speaker 6I don't know that I've ever seen . Even the one that we , that I talked about , wasn't was like a day . I think the kids were out of school for maybe two or three days , but I think that was over precautious .
Speaker 2That gets into temperatures too , like if the temperature is outrageous .
Speaker 6When the temperature drops .
Speaker 3I'll tell you . Excuse me , when Braxton was driving on the side of the road . That was with the truck . Yep , I really I'm always surprised at the number of people that are out when the snow is bad . I'm one of those idiots that go out . I like to go out and test the theory . I like to go out and bust through snow drifts , but I have vehicles that can do it Not all the time .
Speaker 2One of my fondest memories with you we went to your aunt's house and her sister's 300 .
Speaker 3I was just telling her that story . I just told Amanda about that the other day .
Speaker 2We were going through snow drifts up to my nipples .
Speaker 3You didn't tell me you were in a 300 .
Speaker 6Up to my nipples . You didn't tell me you were in a 300 . We were on a county road and it looked like a winter wasteland .
Speaker 1That's when we got . That's when we all got snowed in .
Speaker 3Yeah , that was like 2014 . That's my last one , we didn't get stuck .
Speaker 1No , it's not In a 300 too .
Speaker 3Mind you , it's because I was . I'm skillful in driving .
Speaker 2Well , also , there wasn't a lot to hit . We were all over that road , we're all . We got to go left , all right , we got to go back Right . We're just going to slide . This was going to hurt . That was that . I still remember that
Managing Work Expectations During Snowstorms
Speaker 2. I looked at you , my best joke ever we , you had just showed me the movie that says chew gum and kick ass or something , and I'm all out of gum . Yeah , you right . I just looked at you and I'm here to chew it , chew ass , and I don't know it was just I thought about that .
Speaker 3I really like gum and days off and I'm I'm all out of days off pto . So , speaking of pto and all of that , do you have a job that will be cognizant of the weather ?
Speaker 5Yeah , hers , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3So how about you yeah and you no , no , so your job kind of expects you there , regardless of the weather forecast .
Speaker 6Debbie made her round Friday when she left and said see you all Monday .
Speaker 3I think you need to just say oh well , it's fond fondly .
Speaker 1I say it fondly because she had caused it actually no , I will have to , I mean , so I am a I am a boss at where I'm at and I have . It would have to be a state of emergency before we were called out , though but I will .
Speaker 3I will always go ahead of everybody and say hey , we're going to have weather , so be prepared , have plan A , plan B , plan C , so that we can still do business . And you know , that's failed me one time , because I used to have a boss that was an asshole and you were coming to work regardless . And I've seen people dragging their kids out in snow because they don't want to lose their job .
Speaker 6And I think that's also a little much Like . Schools are closed . Yeah , you don't always have a place to take your kid .
Speaker 3Now , on the flip side of that , I've also had people tell me I can't make it to work , and then they post on Facebook that they're out playing in the snow like at the park . Like at the park which goes right through me .
Speaker 2As it should . If my job is different than this scenario , I 100% can reschedule something and just be like I can't go to Wisconsin today . I literally can't , yeah , and that's fine , Like we have administrative days for that reason . But you want to again another story from you . When I was living here , I thought you were mad at me because it snowed real hard and I was like , yeah , dude , I'm , I'm , I'm not going anywhere . And then you said you walked into the basement . I , what are you doing , pop ? You said going to work . Somebody's got to up . You were mad at , it was him when he was employed by you .
Speaker 2Oh , I got , I got up right away really you yeah , okay , I got up right away , though I got my ass to work .
Speaker 3I still remember a time and this is kind of a shot of demanda , oh boy when I was , when I was training at the job I had before this one I had to go an hour and 20 minutes away yeah and the guy that was training me lived an hour and 20 minutes north .
Speaker 2You got there and he said he's not coming .
Speaker 3The two of us were there and all of the people that lived in the town were not , because my car was literally buried .
Speaker 6Do you want to see the pictures ? Was it the Equinox ? No , it was the Saturn , and I lived at my parents' house . So it came off the hill and dumped on top of my car .
Speaker 2Now I went to work . I'm in trouble right now .
Speaker 6I went to work that day . It took about an hour for us to get the tractor out and plow the driveway . She didn't come to work . I did go to work that day , didn't go . I'm saying none of this it was just the whole day . No , I went to work that day . You did not go to work that . Oh my god , you find this riveting jams .
Speaker 3Now we're going to pictures so here are some things to do now . This is kind of cool . Life Lifeuntuckednet this is another little website here . Three important steps before it snows . This is kind of all encompassing Stock up on food , get plenty of milk and eggs , even if you don't want them . That's kind of funny . What you actually should buy Hot cocoa mix , your favorite added ingredient , ingredient I think they're talking about alcohol pancake mix another snow shovel , dog treats , firewood bacon , maple syrup , wine and what have you . When you get home , check your garage to see if there's room for your vehicles . This is before snow . It's a bitch to get the snow and ice off .
Speaker 6If you can't park in the garage , it's also a bitch to try and get out after you've parked in the garage oh no , you should always listen to this reasoning don't park your car in the garage kind of distracted while I'm looking for these pictures of my car I remember when I had my van , when I was still with brianna .
Speaker 5It was just her and I .
Speaker 2I got all the way to the tippy top of to the tippy front .
Speaker 6This was my car show him .
Speaker 3I don't disagree oh , you don't .
Speaker 6That's weird .
Speaker 2I think the fact he was saying was you didn't go to work . I'm I got there . Excuse me , I'm sorry . I did not go to work but I got to for a few hours , hold on for a few hours .
Speaker 6She almost said no because we are outside plowing . She almost said it almost we're outside plowing now . I did employ someone , almost we're outside plowing to get out .
Speaker 3Now , I did employ someone one time . No names . I did employ someone one time I'd like everybody to see that lived across the street from me . Oh , no names , though .
Speaker 2That's what we were talking about . That's what we were just talking about .
Speaker 3He had to leave early because there was weather coming in . Yeah and I got home . We drove the same vehicle , type vehicle . I was home four hours after him and just fine . And then the next day he called out because of the weather but went out driving around .
Speaker 5That's the day I was telling you about .
Speaker 3Yeah , I was frustrated about that . Obviously , I was very frustrated about that .
Speaker 2You can't live in that sort of proximity and be like , yeah , I can't make it .
Speaker 6What's that say on the bottom of that picture that I posted for public to see ?
Speaker 2I doubt I'm getting to work on time .
Speaker 6On time , not today . I doubt I'm getting there on time .
Speaker 2You guys are just going to fight . She didn't make it .
Speaker 6I did .
Speaker 2You did not .
Speaker 6I won't call . I lived with my mom . I'll call her .
Speaker 3So , after the snow comes , you've already called your boss , you're already sipping on your hot cocoa , you got your car in the garage , All of that's there . These are some rules for holding your boss at bay when you're kind of taking that snow day at work , okay , okay . So , because there's the boss that says you still should come Right , not Amanda's , but you know the rest of us .
Speaker 6Like when you were there , check your email early I wasn't your boss .
Speaker 3Then Check your email early in the day , but don't reply to anything . You're looking for any time bombs . That's it . Everyone will be sleeping in a little bit . On a snow day , no need to be a hero and announce your presence not the children no , I agree with that you're . If you're the asshole that goes and starts you know email chains and things like that you deserve whatever happens to you . Enjoy the snow day .
Speaker 2I'm thinking about having a podcast . I'm thinking about having a conference . It's a snow day . I think we should get to get . No , we shouldn't now
Snow Day Fun and Work Strategies
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Speaker 3You did this this is just an average thing . If you have 10 people in your work group , shoot to be number 4 , number 5 to report in . Don't be early . Don't be early , don't be the first , don't be the first .
Speaker 2Yeah , always middle of the day .
Speaker 6Don't be the first one to work or to say I'm not coming .
Speaker 3This is like , if you have to do like a , you don't report in and say , hey , I'm working , I'm at my desk if you need me , whatever .
Speaker 5Yeah , here's a .
Speaker 3Jedi level tip Turn your email chime back on and turn up the volume . Go have fun . When you hear it , don't react immediately , react soon . I don't .
Speaker 6So this is like how to pretend you're working from home while you're yes you didn't say that at all . Nobody realized that . We all thought we were hiding from our bosses to not go to work .
Speaker 3Remember these commonly accepted excuses during a snow event . These are commonly accepted excuses . So somebody tries to get a hold of you and they can't . Here's what you say when you call them back . I was in the bathroom . I was helping my neighbor my elderly neighbor , shovel her sidewalk .
Speaker 6How many elderly neighbors can you have ?
Speaker 2I was pottying , my Wi-Fi shut off because my power went out .
Speaker 1Don't do the power outage , because they can check areas for power outage .
Speaker 3What would you say in this scenario hey Jams , we tried to call you . You didn't answer Today's .
Speaker 6Wednesday .
Speaker 2That was Monday .
Speaker 6To be fair , she could just say I lost my phone , and everybody would believe it .
Speaker 3I don't know what happened , but you gotta have a phone for your job . What would you say in this scenario ? Probably I was in the bathroom Bathroom , brayden , you're going bathroom too . No , I'm going Wi-Fi .
Speaker 2Wi-Fi .
Speaker 3Yeah , you're going to catch me , you're not going to have to work . That's funny because that's next . My internet connection was slow . What's that have to do with calling , I don't know , you missed a call from someone .
Speaker 6That's fair , yeah .
Speaker 3Later in the day . I really need to finish shoveling the drive before it refreezes so I can get to work tomorrow . That's smart . Next piece of advice Do you remember that one time ?
Speaker 6when you told me to shovel the drive and then left the snow shovel in a tarp in the backyard and it got buried under all the snow . So I shoveled the driveway with a floor scraper .
Speaker 3I do remember you shoveling the driveway with a floor scraper .
Speaker 6You don't remember that the snow shovel wasn't found until the spring . Why would it ?
Speaker 3be in the back under a tarp .
Speaker 6You were working on the playhouse , you had it back there .
Speaker 3Resist making ironclad commitments . Save that stuff for other days . Today , you want to be a hero mom , dad , spouse , friend or neighbor . I agree with that . Yeah , we'll stop there with those . Now . These are things that you can do for fun . Make a snowball fight with your family .
Speaker 2That'd be fun right have enough kids that you can stay inside while the older ones take the little ones out to go play Sledding . Sledding is a good one , going to the nearest school parking lot and doing donuts on your father's lap . I still remember that in the red Dakota , with Tracy sitting next to us .
Speaker 3Yep , I've done that with all my kids .
Speaker 2I remember that Like I remember how the air felt on my skin . I remember everything about that .
Speaker 3Yeah , I would do it again today . I love doing that stuff . Now we've got the Jeep It'll be a little different , we'll see .
Speaker 2Well , I think that's the best way to do it . Like all of it , we'll roll over instead .
Speaker 2People already can't drive to save their life . Like all of these people , there was this big movement when it used to snow regularly that like people are calling the cops on people doing donuts in parking lots , like hey , let that shit go . Not only should you let that go , but that's like what are they hurting ? That's a 16 year old learning how to drive on snow . He's losing it because he's gunning it Like he's got to learn how to stop .
Speaker 3He's having a good time , he's trying it . Yeah , yeah , totally agree .
Speaker 2That like when it did , when it did ice over before it was 52 in December , like just recently . Yeah , Our street was full of ice . I was fishtailing all around the street so I knew how much time I had to stop , how much control I had or if I just needed a brace if I start sliding .
Speaker 3I've crashed doing donuts . I've ran into parking stops . Have you really ? Oh yeah , when I was a kid .
Speaker 2I ran into your garage once . It just never with my Cadillac . It just never left a dent . You're so lucky Garrett was with me . He said dude , are you kidding me , because I gunned it right at the driveway .
Speaker 3Here are some things that you can do . This is from Glamourcom . Here are some last minute things you can do if you're snowed in with your significant other . Make babies number one . Flip through old pictures you might not be able to do yours are a little different , like your snapchat that you send to your significant other or a friend . All right , I'm not sure . Um , yeah , flip through old photos .
Speaker 6You don't like doing that no , I do , it just makes me cry . I'll tell you , I was looking for that picture of my car and I saw a picture of piper's little tiny face where we were shopping and you know , the cart has like one cup holder side and then one that's just a ring that doesn't have a bottom .
Speaker 2She was sticking her face down through that for whatever reason , I don't know I hope I get to an age where I can reminisce healthily healthily yeah , like I can't look back at old pictures like that , I get so emotional , I get so well don't don't go to number one from Glamourcom .
Speaker 3Number two play a sexy game , Get a card or board game . This is for adults . I said that Get a card or board game made to facilitate sexy time , or play a classic game like chess or sorry with a twist , you can play Uno , and one of the fill-in cards is do the dishes , you lazy bitch , vacuum the house .
Speaker 3That is something else you did with your ex . Uh , every time you capture a piece or move a square forward , you perform a different sexual act wow , you know it would be real sexy if you took that trash out .
Speaker 2that's on top of the trash , can ?
Speaker 3Jams , you'll like this one . Plan your next adventure while you're stuck in the house .
Speaker 6Yeah , no , because she'll start budgeting Since you probably won't make it out today .
Speaker 3The silver lining is that you actually have time to put thought into your next date or vacation .
Speaker 2Ams is right . These people who made this list do not have children .
Speaker 3I don't know the next one . Create a pillow fort .
Speaker 6No , that's for adults , for sexy time .
Speaker 2I was like that was a piggyback .
Speaker 3This says you're never too old to bury yourselves in pillows and blankets and , I guess , cuddle up . I guess why does everything have to be penetration .
Speaker 5Well , hey , penetration hey .
Speaker 3What the hell did you say that for ? Is it not what it is ?
Speaker 1Her budget .
Speaker 2Oh hi , terry Jams has changed over the years . Budgeting used to be you can't go out to eat or I'll kill you .
Speaker 3Now it's we can just get a credit card . When jams and I were married , if we were going to go to florida in two years , I had to start drinking water tomorrow . No , wendy's , I couldn't have your car , I couldn't have any cash , we couldn't have groceries . What do you mean ? You ?
Speaker 2were hungry . I cooked spaghetti last night again .
Speaker 3I did it monday , wednesday and friday , tuesday , thursday , saturday . We ate monday , wednesday , friday , food it's called leftovers .
Speaker 2How do you not know that ?
Speaker 3oh my god , this next one . How many of you have done this on a ? On a cold snow day ? You can't leave your house .
Speaker 2Teach your pet a trick ? Never . I'd much rather kill the pet .
Speaker 1Wow , if it's a snowing .
Speaker 3That's miserable . Your history shows that you probably will .
Speaker 6Even accidentally .
Speaker 2Oh , I got a cat now too .
Speaker 3Oh , those are okay . If they go Jams , you'll like this one . The next piece of advice break out the art supplies . Oh yeah .
Speaker 6How many times are you going to hit your microphone ? Every fucking time she's going to .
Speaker 3She's going to hit , whatever the fuck it is .
Speaker 6It's happened so much , you're not even reacting now .
Speaker 3This whole podcast has been this way .
Speaker 2You said Jams , this is for you . She said oh yeah , yeah , Thank you for all of the energy .
Speaker 3You a little tired , mm-hmm , mm , we're out .
Speaker 6Sleeping on the couch .
Speaker 3Don't forget to take your bra off , Ams . This next one's for you . Cook an elaborate multi-course meal .
Speaker 2If it's green beans and beef stew , we're in business , and pickles , we're in business . She can jar some shit out of some stuff .
Speaker 6Now it's pizza . That's my new thing , yeah . Oh yeah , you like pizza , she makes a great pizza .
Speaker 3She does make a kick-ass pizza now .
Speaker 6Except for the one I caught on fire .
Speaker 1You caught a pizza on fire .
Speaker 3On fire and then still trying to feed it to me .
Speaker 4Please go away .
Speaker 1No , no , no , no , no , I'll have to sleep outside for real .
Speaker 6I thought I was going to burn something down .
Speaker 3God bless Jams . You'll like this next one . You're stuck inside Dance .
Speaker 1I like to dance .
Speaker 3You and Audrey would have a great time with a little dance party , and then I think this is good for all of you I think Jams and Amanda would probably take the lead on this one Drink some wine . Develop an elaborate plot to take over the world . What would be the first thing you'd do to take over the world , amps ?
Speaker 2Castration .
Speaker 3Worldwide Without representation .
Speaker 6So I'm trying to think .
Speaker 3She's trying to think .
Speaker 6That's where it starts . Handmaid's Tale-ish .
Speaker 3We're watching one now .
Speaker 6Except .
Speaker 3Nothing on here said binge watch TV .
Speaker 6Except men would be the sex slaves .
Speaker 1Ooh , lay down , damn it .
Speaker 6Wait , you're only here for us to have a little information there . Actually , you know what ?
Speaker 3I'm totally okay with this .
Speaker 2We're on a network too , don't you move ? Yes , ma'am .
Speaker 3Why are you closing your eyes when you say whatever this is ?
Speaker 1She thought you were going to hit .
Speaker 3No , oh man don't worry , we'll wait .
Speaker 1Everyone quiet I don't remember . Guys shave me . Hey guys , someone smiling and nodding , what ?
Speaker 3would be the first thing you would do , to say , to take over the world .
Speaker 1You know what ?
Speaker 3I don't , what's anything you would do to take over ?
Speaker 1the world ? Probably nothing , would you nothing ?
Speaker 3you're so bad at this game yeah , fuck , you know why you're bad at it ? Because you're not interested in it right now no , I no , I just I don't .
Speaker 1How do you , how do you begin to take ?
Speaker 6She would like the ideas , and then she'd be like oh , and then we could do this .
Speaker 3Yeah , that is the problem . We can make men give an idea and then she'd be like oh yeah , we're doing this .
Speaker 1What's happening ?
Speaker 2How do we make ?
Speaker 3this tomorrow .
Speaker 2I don't want to wait you know , speaking of taking over the world , I would wipe up . You didn't ask me . Okay , go ahead . My first order of business would be wiping an entire bloodline off the face of the earth .
Speaker 3Oh .
Speaker 2I actually , and it would be broadcasted on television . I can get behind that . I'd get on Netflix . I'd call Netflix .
Speaker 6Guess what You're probably going to make some money . You're going to need a new special yeah , boom . I want you to do this .
Speaker 2I want you to do this live , if you could .
Speaker 3Good news is called the running man on TV Arnold Schwarzenegger , Richard Dawson there will not be a gun used .
Speaker 2I promise you that you don't need it to be . It's mostly . It's mostly the just your fingies .
Speaker 3Hmm , hey , yeah , let's change some lives .
Speaker 6It's the most wonderful time Of this goddamn podcast , yee-haw .
Speaker 1Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment ?
Speaker 6Are you insane ?
Speaker 1like me .
Speaker 6Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams . I see red , red , red advice with ands and jams . Well , you asked for our advice . We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty .
Speaker 3You know , I really love this podcast and I love this segment very much . But when we had Kyle and Lyle or Lyle , nope Lyle and Kyla on the podcast and it said this goddamn pot I'm like , but here we go .
Speaker 1We just got to change the intro .
Speaker 3Yes , we'll do a little more . User friendly intro Dear Ams and Jams , not user Listener . Dear Ams and Jams , not user listener
Family Naming Dilemma
Speaker 3. I am a widower in my mid-50s with three grown children and many grandchildren .
Speaker 2That's the man . I think , so yeah , okay .
Speaker 3My wife died 10 years ago , and three years ago I moved into a new house . I hit it off very quickly with my new next-door neighbors Jack and Diane .
Speaker 2Little duty about Jack and Diane Two kids Shit in the heartland .
Speaker 3They're a married couple in their late 30s with a now seven year old son . Hey , little Billy , do you know what a throuple is ? Our relationship soon became sexual and we are a three member couple . Their son , whom I love dearly , has his own bedroom at my house and calls me uncle .
Speaker 3The problem is my youngest son recently lost his job , is in terrible financial straits and has asked if he , his wife and two young children can move in with me . I haven't told any of my children about my unconventional relationship . My wife and I had a happy marriage and we raised our children in a normal , loving home . Yet when I met the couple I am with , everything seemed to flow so naturally that I didn't give it a second thought until now . Turning away my son in his time of need isn't an option , but breaking off my relationship isn't an option either . Ams and jams , should I keep the whole thing under wraps until my son and his family are here ? Jack and Diane , that's the best thing you've done on this podcast . Think I should be up front and tell my son . But then everyone who ? Uh , okay , but then everyone would know about this . Most people wouldn't understand and , frankly , it would be humiliating well , if it's humiliating , then don't do it , because you gotta watch the movie savages um , but however
Speaker 2um , you just have some explaining , to do explain it .
Speaker 1Who gives a fuck ? Who likes it ?
Speaker 2and who doesn't disagree ? Yeah , disagree completely why what ?
Speaker 6disagree no , I , my thing was I'd be like , hey , you're more than welcome to bring your family to my house . But this is my life now , but this is the lifestyle .
Speaker 3I live by right now . You don't think that he couldn't go to Jack and Diane ?
Speaker 4I love it .
Speaker 3I love it . You don't think he could go over to them and say hey , let's cool it while they're here or I'll sneak over . We're just friends while he's here .
Speaker 6He could , but that could also hurt them if they're in like a legitimate relationship .
Speaker 3They're in their own marriage , but they have something established .
Speaker 6They're in their own marriage Right , but it's not like he's just this affair . They're in a relationship that they value equally , so they would be hurt if he . There are three of them . I understand , you don't understand it , but they all are equal parts in the relationship it would just feel like someone breaking up with them .
Speaker 2They're not equal parts .
Speaker 5Jack and .
Speaker 2Diane don't know his son , if you fucking About Jack and Diane .
Speaker 3How much preparation went into . Just do this one .
Speaker 6You only picked it because it had that in it . I hope we circle back to this at the end of the podcast , but here's the other reason I say tell them because , say you are okay with just keeping it quiet for a minute or whatever . But they find out then like , oh my god , and you're hiding it . And what will my kids say shut the fuck up , if you want to come live at my house , this is the way I live .
Speaker 3Brayden , you hit a rough spot , you and Alexis and all your children come here . Okay .
Speaker 5That's a lot of kids in a household .
Speaker 3I'm in a relationship with Kevin and Wendy . Come on in , sit down , son . I got something I got to tell you To be fair .
Speaker 6After this , I think Kevin and Wendy would seem more normal . You know what I like .
Speaker 3Kevin . Everybody likes Kevin . He's a great dude , all right .
Speaker 6All right .
Speaker 2Now , if you say great Stacy , I'm going to be like hey , we need to talk about it . I didn't take you in this room .
Speaker 6What if it's not ? That's what I was getting at . Because there's a couple of people on the block , aren't you wondering ?
Speaker 3if dad's banging the dude .
Speaker 2Yes , not only that , but I'm wondering the whole thing .
Speaker 6Or if he's the one Because there has to be some pegging going on there .
Speaker 2All right , hey , you don't get to say that in the same room as me . I'm just saying Pretty , please , but okay , you don't need to do the P word . Is that bad ? Penetrate , need to do the p word . The p is that bad . No , no , pegging . God you made me say it . So I don't think that that's not in my head . That's not in my head . In my head , it is what . What are you ? You're doing ? So you're doing it with him too , like yeah .
Speaker 3And then I've got to look at my son and say , yeah , I'm experimenting in my mid 50s , or you gotta look at me and say we don to look at my son and say , yeah , I'm experimenting in my mid-50s .
Speaker 2Or you've got to look at me and say we don't look at each other . You don't say that to me .
Speaker 6It's none of your damn business , london Bridges . Do you want to ask about me and his sex life ? No , I just have to hear about it .
Speaker 2I'm soliciting .
Speaker 6Who was ? She's bullshit why would you ask about his and yeah .
Speaker 3Well , because it's a man .
Speaker 6It's much different . No , no , no .
Speaker 4That's two men having a problem with it .
Speaker 2She's acting like . This is just a new thing , which many people are now .
Speaker 6That is we had a guest on .
Speaker 2Brayden , that's in a cult .
Speaker 6Brayden . Now here's the thing .
Speaker 2If it were two girls ? And a guy would you say it differently .
Speaker 1Trying to tell you something with this . Yeah , I know , I know , and I was going to say this seems very oddly timed .
Speaker 2I'm moving in you barely . You almost already live here . I'm moving in .
Speaker 4And breaking news has just come across the desk , and every joke has a little true studio .
Speaker 3I can't even finish it , but thank God . Thank God we walked away from that one . That's cold . So what are we telling this guy ?
Speaker 2He's got to cut it off with them for giving a month . He's got to tell his son A month .
Speaker 6How long is he going to live with him ? Yeah , it's not going to be a month .
Speaker 2So hold on , he was right . This old horny bastard can just sneak over . He's right across the hall . How ?
Speaker 6old is he ?
Speaker 3Mid-50s .
Speaker 6Mid-50s old horny bastard .
Speaker 2Him too . Yeah , but what I'm saying is , if you just cool it for two months , if you cool it , then I mean you change that bedroom or put a goddamn padlock on the seven-year-old nephew's bedroom and then just sneak over . You can't do that for two months . Your , your son doesn't need , he's not gonna live forever it's not too much .
Speaker 3He'll be there for a year still doesn't matter . You still can go to their house . You don't have to put that shit on display you also don't have to hide it . Yeah , you don't have to hide it when you hide it ?
Speaker 2I bet they're not kissing in front of that seven-year-old . What did they ? Three-way kiss . I love you .
Speaker 6No , I don't kiss like that . Anyway , come here , paul .
Speaker 1Can we go on to the next one ?
Speaker 3Bring it in , dear Ams , and One more time Good .
Speaker 4Little Diddy about Jack and Diane . What if his name's Diddy All right why .
Speaker 6Why Well no , denny Jack Diane ?
Speaker 2Denny's 100% , doing both .
Speaker 3Denny or Denny Denny ? Oh , I thought you said Denny . Dear Ams and Jams , I have a beautiful teenage daughter , Lily . My mother , who really loves dogs , recently got a new one . She asked me for name suggestions and I her a list , including maggie and millie . Shortly afterwards she called me and said she had a strange request . Can you run into any fucking thing ?
Speaker 1else over there . She moved her whole computer . Every fucking thing you've touched you've banged today . I'm so sorry . All right , I love it .
Speaker 3I'm glad I came back she wanted to call her dog Lily and wanted my . Okay . I was distracted with other stuff and didn't object . When I told my daughter she looked confused but didn't say it upset her . Then my sister called me a few weeks later and said what's up with mom naming that dog Lily ? And said what's up with mom naming that dog Lily ? Now , every time I talk to my parents I have to hear their Lily stories .
Speaker 1I am bothered that the dog has my daughter's name .
Speaker 3I know this sounds petty , but maybe part of the problem is that my mother was not that into being a grandmother when my kids were little Ams and jams . Should I just let it go ? Or could I say , hey , do me a favor and call that dog Millie .
Speaker 6No , I think you're right to be put off by it , because also I mean you would go to family things at their house and Lily , oh no , the dog , not you honey .
Speaker 2Let me make it perfectly clear . If there's another little yipping puppy that shows up at this house and you guys name it bray , I will kill it in front of the family . I'll kill it in the middle of family dinner . That is . That is horrible . It would be more like we'd name it jet yeah , oh yeah , dude , that's the . Yeah , I wouldn't like that at all . I'm being so serious , that is she did it . But , the mom did it on purpose , I think .
Speaker 1I feel like , why would you do that ?
Speaker 3That's the question .
Speaker 6I think , like she said , she wasn't really interested in being a grandparent , so maybe it's .
Speaker 3She just likes the name and isn't connected to the child is what it sounds like to me . That's a conversation piece to say to the mom .
Speaker 6I think it's a like atonement of sorts , because she felt like she missed out . Oh no , well , I think it's done in a very poor manner I'd love to chime in .
Speaker 2I don't know what atonement means Making right .
Speaker 6I have to atone for my sins .
Speaker 3Trying to make right for not being engaged in their lives when they were little , so she's trying to make up for it , my shit zoo .
Speaker 2Lily . Well , mom , you want to make it right . Change that goddamn dog name . It's my Lily .
Speaker 3Jams , I don't know why I get that wrong . Ams , would you say , change the dog's name ? Yes , braden , dog's name changed .
Speaker 1Change it .
Speaker 3Okay , we're all on the same page . Dear Ams and Jams , I met this really great girl at work and I have been seeing for a few months now . We have gotten around to asking how many people sexually have you been with Dumbass question . She told me she'd lost count , but it's around 30 to 50 people . Word , mostly random hookup guys from online datings . Wow , that's a lot of dicks .
Speaker 2That's fair . That's a lot of dicks , that's fair .
Speaker 3That's
Discussing Sexual History and Preferences
Speaker 3a good point . This was a gut punch and I can't stop thinking about it , especially since mine is so much lower .
Speaker 2I thought you were going to say smaller by law of averages .
Speaker 4I'm in the bottom Now .
Speaker 1I need you to give me all three of those guys Based on the pictures .
Speaker 3Based on the pictures , you could probably tell pretty quick . This is the first time pictures do I need to spell it out ? For you no , if the gentlemen are different than him , yeah they're likely , I got it .
Speaker 1I got it I'm just guessing .
Speaker 2His name is bradley .
Speaker 3His name is all right this was a gut punch and I can't stop thinking about it , especially since mine is much lower . This is the first time I have felt like this and I can't stop thinking about it . I'm not sure if I'm going to move on ams and jams how should I bring this up or should I just start maybe looking to move on ?
Speaker 6lay in you should stop being so fucking insecure . Yeah , well , well , what ?
Speaker 1Let's just pump the brakes here a little bit . If a man had fucked 50 women .
Speaker 6people would be like , ah yeah , man , so fucking cool , but a girl does it . And they're like , ew , that's not what we're saying how many dicks have you had there ? How many boobs have you sucked on what ?
Speaker 4the hell .
Speaker 2That's not a factor in a relationship . I need to know the number of nipples . Give it to me , hold on .
Speaker 3I have a question Is it per person or boobs ? Because that number's double .
Speaker 6Per boobs . Per boobs they're different , right .
Speaker 2No , he said the other one's different . No .
Speaker 3Just because yours are different , don't mean that everyone's different .
Speaker 1Everybody else's are different . The answer to this question at all times , if you are going to ask somebody who you know , tells you the truth .
Speaker 2Alright Jams , I have a question .
Speaker 6If you want to , I'll tell you . Do you want that ?
Speaker 3number . Yeah , let's go around the room . No , I don't want to . I'll tell you . Do you want that ?
Speaker 1number . Yeah , yeah , let's go around the room . No , I don't want to do that , I just want to put jams on this . No , I'm just saying if you're in a relationship and you ask that question , you better be ready for the answer , that's the point that I'm getting , and if you are with a smoke show , then just be prepared that it's probably a higher number , and if you can't take whatever number she throws at you , then don't ask the fucking question .
Speaker 1All right , let me ask you this and you know what you should just always say it's none of your fucking business .
Speaker 3Oh , I don't think you can say that I don't know about all that . I think you can say we're not going to talk about this . I don't think you can say it's so rough . I've with people before , you've been with people before , that's all that . That's it . Let's say there's no age on here , but let's say they're they're 25 to do this . If the number's 50 , does it change your mind ?
Speaker 6no 25 and you've had 50 dudes I mean that's like five a year if she started at 15 I know someone that that's a weekend , that's a trip .
Speaker 2Precisely , that's a trip to .
Speaker 6Chicago . I am living my life . Oh , I thought you were marking the time . I'm just saying Can't do that .
Speaker 1I'm just saying we're live . If you're going to ask the question , you better be able to handle the answer .
Speaker 3I think you think the other person is going to protect your feelings or you just assume you're not with a whore . Have you ever asked ?
Speaker 2that question for real , because you're a different generation ?
Speaker 3Have you really that's not Ask me I was going to say you , you were a matter of fact . She got out an abacus to explain it to me . We had to carry the one Shut the fuck up . It was great I was sitting there .
Speaker 4I was like okay , this one too Is that the second .
Speaker 3We went down to the third row and I'm like my goodness , jams , are you serious ? How did you walk Settle ?
Speaker 5yourself down . How are ?
Speaker 3you not bowlegged .
Speaker 6But here's the thing when you get with someone , you've got a pretty good idea of their sexuality .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 6If you have someone that's like super quick to Again running into the entire table .
Speaker 1That did not make a single noise . Yes , it did you have made so much noise .
Speaker 2Can I have a story time with Bray ? Of course I asked that question in this basement .
Speaker 6You were lied to .
Speaker 2She told me that , no , I wasn't , it was the , it was a day . It wasn't her , it wasn't Brianna , it was a blonde girl . No , I don't remember . Well , yeah , it was a girl , whatever . Yeah , and I said how many ? And she was like it's around 50 . I was like get out , I'm going to take you home . Well , matter of fact , you park down the street , walk , go to your car . Jeez , that was the last time I've asked that question , because all the other answers they did save my feelings .
Speaker 6You didn't want to hurt .
Speaker 1This should have been a topic you didn't want to have to make a decision to stop . So if you get with somebody and they're like do all this crazy shit , do you sound like you've been with more people ?
Speaker 2Yes , crazy shit . Do you sound like you've been with more people ? Yes , yeah , if you're a goddamn acrobat , hey , you've done this time or two , haven't you ? This isn't your first rodeo .
Speaker 5You've had time to figure out what you want .
Speaker 2If they ask you how much .
Speaker 3Knowing what you want isn't so bad .
Speaker 1How tall are you ? How'd you figure that out ?
Speaker 2How tall are you ? How much do you weigh ? Alright , I can deal with that . So yeah , we'll start . What's your number ? I want a roundabout within five .
Speaker 5I want to be able to be in a bikini , but I'm not .
Speaker 3I was going to let you get right up to possibly answering and then stop . No , I'm not going to answer that question . But it's more than 30 .
Speaker 1No , it's not Jesus . Don't do me like that's rude well , I was one of them .
Speaker 2Is it between 20 and 30 ?
Speaker 3no , we're not talking about just over the last five years fuck off , denny all right .
Speaker 2So it's fair to say it's between 10 to 20 . I just look , I'm just trying to , I I'm deducing .
Speaker 1You're deducing .
Speaker 3She should have deduced .
Speaker 1Stop making me sound like Like what .
Speaker 3Like what A whore . I don't know that we helped anyone this week . No .
Speaker 2Oh , I don't know , I think we did the dude and the throuple no you guys didn't help him .
Speaker 3You two were rude . You know what we did need to do . It's time to talk about one thing I love and one thing you hate . Jams , give us one thing you love , one thing you hate . I did it again . I looked at Amanda and said , jams , oh , it's Amanda's turn , no it's Jams' turn Brayden . One thing you love one thing you hate .
Speaker 2I love things falling into place . Work is good , wasn't for a second . It is again . Sorry , it is again .
Speaker 3I thought I was getting all choked up .
Speaker 2No , I burped , I didn't want anyone to hear it . I thought I was on the outs with you guys , hopefully I'm not Wow , I had the most what's that ?
Speaker 1No , I was kidding , yeah .
Speaker 2I had the most wonderful day with my lady and all four of our children . It was a good day .
Speaker 3Today .
Speaker 2Yeah , good , we went bowling Me , lady Me , lady Her and I . I cleaned downstairs , she cleaned upstairs while the boys played laser tag . Dude , it was awesome .
Speaker 3It was awesome . We cleaned upstairs while the boys played laser tag . Those were always good days . It was awesome . We had a great day too .
Speaker 2What do you hate ? I hate the legal system , oh boy .
Speaker 1Who wants to go next ? I despise it .
Speaker 3Jams , it is .
Speaker 1I love fun nights .
Speaker 2Boy do you ?
Speaker 3And I hate not the fact that everybody knows that you've banged 50 dudes .
Speaker 1I have not banged 50 dudes . Would you please stop ?
Speaker 2I hate waking up on Sunday after a long weekend .
Speaker 1I hate being so tired , so I'm exhausted . Dermaplanes tomorrow ? No , I just yeah , I've got two , two appointments tomorrow and I just plug your business real quick . Um , divine glow , studio , um Studio is starting here soon . Where's ? That at Kokomo or Burlington In Kokomo , oh 2705 South Berkeley Road .
Speaker 3I brought it down . We'll have a . We'll have a a . Can you see that on the screen ? A little bit , it's backwards .
Speaker 5Oh yeah , We'll have . We'll have a on the screen A little bit it's backwards oh yeah , we'll have a commercial out for you on next week .
Speaker 3I might sneak one in this week , we'll see if I have time . But go see Jams . She's very good at ripping the hair out of your body .
Speaker 2I saw a menu like that one time on someone's phone on a Craigslist ad , craigslist ad . You still could Just like that uh , tell us something you hate .
Speaker 3Oh , you said being tired yes one thing you love , one thing you hate I hate uh , like the obsession over weather .
Speaker 6I hate that , you know . 20 times a day I hear oh you ready for the big snow store coming ? No , I'm not , because I'll be here .
Speaker 2I think I know who said that to you .
Speaker 6No , there were a lot of them , I think I know a certain one . There were so many of them , and it's almost every day that we have to talk about how cold it is or how warm it is . I don't care . I do care I enjoy the weather and the nature and you need to be alert and be prepared . But I mean I like to
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Speaker 6. Sometimes I like to be surprised , I like to walk out and say Can you guys hear this ?
Speaker 3Yes , I hate when people anything else you'd like to do , I like to test out .
Speaker 1Denny chill dude .
Speaker 3That's so loud , it's so loud , it's so loud oh , and I love our children .
Speaker 6I love all of them . You use that a lot , I do almost every time no , you should .
Speaker 3I don't always love them she says I hate our children a lot too , I mean you love when I throw your washcloths and towels in the dirty clothes .
Speaker 6No that makes me furious . Do not put wet towels or washcloths in the hamper . You have to set them on the side to dry .
Speaker 3Who puts those out and lets them dry before you put them in the hamper . People who to set them on the side to dry . Who puts those out and lets them dry before you put them in the hamper .
Speaker 6People who don't like to snow 75% .
Speaker 3What , what , what ?
Speaker 6did you just say Mold ?
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Speaker 5Thanks .