My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Snowmageddon
Our latest episode explores the dynamics of modern relationships, focusing on living as a blended family with a spouse and an ex-partner. Through humor and candid conversations, we provide insights about navigating love, communication, and unexpected familial dynamics.
• Discussing the complexity of modern relationships
• Sharing personal stories about weather-related childhood memories
• Engaging with listener experiences and letters for advice
• Emphasizing the importance of communication in blended families
• Reflecting on how love evolves through various life stages
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams the ex-wife.
Speaker 2:And I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me that peace and happiness might be found there.
Speaker 4:You gave me hope and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, If there's any bitches in this room then there's something I gotta say.
Speaker 3:Say for all the fools who fell for the first Girl, who comes their way.
Speaker 4:I've been down that road and now I'm back Sitting on square one.
Speaker 3:Trying to pick myself up when I started from my wife, my ex-wife and me. Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my wife, my ex-wife and me. Starts now. Starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my wife, my ex-wife that was you. It's always me. I'm the producer. What are you doing already on the podcast?
Speaker 1:doodling back in black. I hit the side.
Speaker 2:I don't know the rest of it. I I'm back. Sorry I was gone.
Speaker 6:I'm glad to be back. That was a strange interjection.
Speaker 1:Caleb Denny is pissed that, oh boy yeah.
Speaker 3:You might pull that microphone a little closer for those types of mistakes. That's a hell of a mistake to have.
Speaker 6:Just add it to the pile, damn.
Speaker 1:Coming in hot Amanda, early, early hot. All right, all right. All right, all right. You know what? Um, I'm gonna take it back, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna go back to you're just gonna get back to doodling and doing what you do best.
Speaker 3:What?
Speaker 5:is that long?
Speaker 3:ass word. No, we good over there, baby I fucked it.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't all right, forgot the G.
Speaker 3:You forgot which.
Speaker 1:G.
Speaker 3:Snowmageddon.
Speaker 2:One more time.
Speaker 3:Did you type Snowmageddon somewhere?
Speaker 2:She's writing it, she's doodling it.
Speaker 3:That's her doodle, you're doodling, I got it.
Speaker 6:Boy, what a horrible. I don't think that's right.
Speaker 3:What a great way to get started on the podcast we're talking about. The word snowmageddon Jams is misspelling it. This is just a banner takeoff for the show this week. But good news, Brayden has made it back into the building. The long national nightmare has come to an end. Brayden, what do you have to say for?
Speaker 2:yourself. I'm back. I wish I could send a fax, but I can't. This is my MJ moment.
Speaker 3:Who are you sending the fax to?
Speaker 2:The Chicago Bulls. I guess it would be you. You're the Bulls in that.
Speaker 3:Am I Jerry Reinstorf in this?
Speaker 2:No, I wouldn't do that to you, those people hate you.
Speaker 3:Those people.
Speaker 2:Just one chubby guy got ruined by six.
Speaker 3:He wasn't doing anything to make himself.
Speaker 2:Six of the most athletic black dudes in the whole wide world just dismantled him, michael Jordan.
Speaker 3:Exactly that fat little bear, whatever they called him fat on Netflix, oh, right to his face too. They didn't care. Those were the days. You can't get away with that shit today. You should, you should days. You can't get away with that shit today. You should know, you should, but you can't oh, I don't know.
Speaker 2:Jared mayo's first year there's. New england is chanting fire mayo, clap, clap, clap, clap.
Speaker 3:Well, that's probably because they want, uh, they want village check, they want vrabel.
Speaker 2:Well, he's going to the jets, it looks like. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1:Re Rex Ryan's this podcast is riveting, yeah, I completely tuned them out.
Speaker 6:So probably the people on YouTube that were trying to ask questions and I couldn't cut into it we should have it.
Speaker 1:They can have a segment, Hi Rochelle. It's called Sports Talk. What is this, Tyler? This is a podcast.
Speaker 3:Tyler, this is a podcast that I do with my wife, my ex-wife and my son Brayden, who's sitting over there Look at you trying to sell it. What we're doing right now is introductions. We do this every single week.
Speaker 6:So this is what it sounds like, and people get super mad about it. So join the masses.
Speaker 3:And everybody likes to piss with their microphones and make noise.
Speaker 6:Is that? I can't hear anything.
Speaker 3:You can't hear anything at all.
Speaker 6:I'm also quite low, but I know what the problem is well, let's talk to my ex-wife jam, shall we?
Speaker 3:there she to my left.
Speaker 6:It's my ex-wife jams we did have a happy new year you stupid bitch, are you not going?
Speaker 1:to sing now. I'm a little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn. Burn, bitch, you're a stupid bitch.
Speaker 5:That's you.
Speaker 1:And lose some weight. Say hello jams. I forget that we're on that thing. I have got to chill.
Speaker 3:You're too busy being mean to me On what thing?
Speaker 1:We're on the network. We're on that network?
Speaker 6:Did you hear the last podcast? I think you said the F word every five times every minute.
Speaker 3:That last podcast was one of my favorites of all time.
Speaker 2:I cannot believe I missed it.
Speaker 3:It was one of my favorites of all time, and if you were watching the snippets that I made, where.
Speaker 1:James goes yay.
Speaker 3:It was gold.
Speaker 2:I had. I was just talking to them, too, about being wine drunk and I was, like you two, wine drunk. That's a problem.
Speaker 3:Turns out it was oh, they were especially this one.
Speaker 2:It was her saying the most outlandish things. And then I've never heard amanda laugh the way she did I never have you were just laughing, like there's nothing wrong.
Speaker 6:It was like an actual laugh, like from you were actually happy was all real you should have had our pizza that we made too.
Speaker 1:It was kick ass you guys could have eaten it, dog turd it would have been kick ass that night.
Speaker 2:Jamie would have tasted it. Listen.
Speaker 1:Nathan.
Speaker 2:Nathan Wilson said just curious, but why are the exes in the podcast together?
Speaker 3:because we're a goddamn unit. Well there's only. Tyler.
Speaker 1:I need everybody to shut up for five seconds. Nathan said the last one was amazing Jams, you killed it. Thank you, Nathan. Nathan, I respect what you say all the time.
Speaker 3:Dad's advocates. Do you want to say it right? Dad's advocates?
Speaker 1:We've got his button right here, it's been here forever.
Speaker 2:I know one, nathan. I know who that is.
Speaker 3:Well, you know too, you have a cousin named Nathan too.
Speaker 5:Yeah, oh, I do. So you feel bad, maybe if you came to family.
Speaker 1:Christmas you would know.
Speaker 3:Oh, another.
Speaker 1:We're not both exes. I'm one ex. She's the new wife.
Speaker 3:Jams is my.
Speaker 6:He's the new bitch.
Speaker 2:She's the bitch that took my spot.
Speaker 1:On that note and then switched everything around in the house like it was okay.
Speaker 2:Painted the goddamn walls, all willy nilly I will tell you, this house survived three administrations.
Speaker 3:Yes, it did. We can see the colors. Just remove one piece of furniture.
Speaker 2:You move the fireplace, you can see all three of them back there Exactly, and I've never seen that until when the house was renovating.
Speaker 6:I was like I know, all of these colors and I know who put them there.
Speaker 3:I've lived here with all of these women. So, tyler, to answer your question, by the way, if you're listening to us on regular podcast on Apple or Spotify or whatever, you're not seeing everything that's happening. You can head on over to YouTube dot com forward slash, tgc, sod and you can see us there. Right now, tyler is asking why are the exes in the podcast together? Well, we're just trying to show that adults can get together, have a good time and you know, put aside their past relationships.
Speaker 3:Put aside everything else, all the nonsense that goes along with divorce. Yeah, I married a stone cold bitch and hated her and all of that Tracy was a very nice question. Hey, across from me and in between stepmom number two and stepmom number three, it's young Brayden.
Speaker 1:Hey, peckerhead, welcome back.
Speaker 4:Try a bit harder, because you've got shit for brains I've been in this life. You won't get much smarter.
Speaker 3:You've got shit for brains. Say hello Brayden, hello Tyler, I applaud your six years. I made it 10 on my second wife. What was the first wife? Tell me the time Five years with the first wife, 10 with the second. Okay, it's 15. Five with the third, 20. And we've been married. We're coming up on our third year anniversary this year. So you got 23 years altogether, yeah. Yeah, I've been married 23 years right 21.
Speaker 2:Nope, it's 23, I think and they all get younger yes, they do also, tyler, just to point out. Not everybody agrees with this, not everybody agrees with the dynamic. I know of one in particular that mentioned it not three days ago. It'd be Brianna. Oh, she mentioned it not three days ago, it'd be.
Speaker 6:Brianna, oh, she mentioned it.
Speaker 2:Oh, goddamn the podcast, no, just your guys' unit and how you guys operate. What doesn't she like about it? All I said was, if your boyfriend's going to be around my kids, could I have his number? I am putting my life. And she said whatever Denny, Jamie and Amanda have, we're not having. But it was also in a text. I wish it could fit.
Speaker 3:It was in a message, did she say a good time Intelligence, yeah, the message was about this long we get to see our kids any time you want.
Speaker 2:Well, here's the crazy thing, so do.
Speaker 6:I it's me. Tyler.
Speaker 3:It's just the fact that the problem.
Speaker 2:Yeah it's just the fact that the problem yeah, yeah, I'm listening to you, though, brayden, sorry, no, no, no, it was. Yeah, that's a lot, that's a worm although she did try and share.
Speaker 6:She did try, and I mean share things between you her last fiance and herself well, no, she accused of sharing trying to share herself she accused of sharing.
Speaker 2:There were no sharing from me. I have nothing to share you are a share.
Speaker 3:So, speaking of, where have you been? We've all missed you.
Speaker 6:People are checking on you. We send out search parties Because he's been gone for so long. Can we play his other intro song? I?
Speaker 3:think we should.
Speaker 2:You want his alternate that Queen has spoken.
Speaker 3:The alternate song.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 6:I don't know, if I have that one Probably going gonna hit every note too.
Speaker 2:She's gonna harmonize if you can't acapella my stepson came back you don't have that but I've been busy because this Saturday that the last podcast happened was my day to clean out my garage. Prior to the podcast, I could not see the floor in my garage. How about? Now you can see it. You can see the floor in the garage. I figured out what's wrong with the garage door. I didn't know something was wrong with your garage. It won't open or close. And the douchebags from CRM properties.
Speaker 3:No free ads.
Speaker 2:No, they're horrible. They threw up three bathrooms in my house and put in a garage door and just called it a day.
Speaker 4:That was it.
Speaker 2:It's like they were closing their eyes and just drilling shit, but it's weird.
Speaker 6:It's like you bought it. Crm Properties that's who he bought it from Renovations. Oh, now they're doing renovations Without doing an inspection. That's probably more on the buyer.
Speaker 3:You're enjoying new homeownership again.
Speaker 2:My living room is so cool, my bedroom is so cool, all boys' rooms and Ella's room so cool. I'm very happy I had such a good day today. That's good.
Speaker 6:I enjoyed good days. Now you came here, so I can ruin it.
Speaker 2:I'd love it if no one ruined it, because Jams is already upset. Congratulations, you had a good day.
Speaker 4:I don't even know what one of those are. What's a good day?
Speaker 1:No, I had a fucking fantastic day yesterday.
Speaker 2:See now, this just makes my fingers itch.
Speaker 6:Good enough for government work exactly.
Speaker 3:Before we. Yeah, Tyler, you are correct.
Speaker 2:Have we thrown you, tyler? I'm sorry If you got the next hour and 15 minutes hang out.
Speaker 3:It's going to get weird, tyler you just don't know what you're going to get with us. Hey, let's introduce my wife. We'll come back to Braden. Here is my last Can we say my last wife.
Speaker 1:You better, that's between you guys, is my last, can we say my last wife. You better, because if you don't, you get taken for everything, everything I will be your last wife on that note.
Speaker 4:I can't even know what I need. And that's just me being real. Yeah, monday, tuesday.
Speaker 5:Wednesday, Thursday Bad bitches have bad days too.
Speaker 4:Friday, saturday, sunday bounce back A bad bitch always do. All I really wanna hear is it'll be okay, bounce back, cause a bad bitch can have bad days.
Speaker 3:A bad bitch can have bad days. How's it going? Beautiful, it's going wonderful yeah.
Speaker 1:Did a bad bitch have a bad day today? No, it was a good day.
Speaker 3:Tell them why honey.
Speaker 6:Because we lounged around the house and the children were busy, except they would come in and be adorable and cute and then they would leave. It was perfect.
Speaker 1:Aw, there's nothing else, let's get back to the nice stuff. Was that it?
Speaker 2:If you two were to break up, how would you kill him?
Speaker 6:Oh, I can't tell anybody now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if she told me she has to kill you.
Speaker 2:Give me your top three, and that way no one will know really which one you're going to use.
Speaker 3:Would you be a part of the killing 100%?
Speaker 2:Oh, not the killing. She's far too squeamish. She can't look at a spider that's a mile away, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:Squeamish wouldn't work, it doesn't matter, I think she would enjoy my demise.
Speaker 6:It's not going to be messy. I don't want to have to clean up a mess. No, it would be like a cherry pit Grandma Vicky.
Speaker 2:Grandma Vicky, she would poison you immediately.
Speaker 1:No, because poisons show up on talk screens.
Speaker 6:Not if you use a cherry. Pit A cherry pit.
Speaker 1:Those are poisonous.
Speaker 2:Those are poisonous. Cherry pits are poisonous.
Speaker 1:So when you swallow one, you could die.
Speaker 2:No, those are pitted, you, we are live, aren't we?
Speaker 6:But you can also dissolve them in like a drink, not the ones that are pitted, but the ones that still have it inside it. You can dissolve it in a drink or something like that, and it mimics the effects of a heart attack. That's what it comes up on as a tox screen.
Speaker 2:I guess AMS doesn't make you. If it doesn't get you, doesn't fill you up anymore, huh.
Speaker 5:They do that on Ozark.
Speaker 2:Do you have a wallop?
Speaker 4:No, he's got his drink and breaking news has just come across the desk in the Every Joke has a Little Truth studio. Take it away, Denny.
Speaker 3:Thank you, Tabby. It has come across this correspondent's desk that Amanda has evidently killed someone.
Speaker 2:There's a recall on cherries in Howard County.
Speaker 6:Not yet.
Speaker 3:Would you do it while I was asleep?
Speaker 6:No, you've got to drink it first. Yeah, you've got to consume it. I'm not going to inject you. That would leave cause as well.
Speaker 2:Here's the good news, though If she ever did poison you, I think she would sleep outside that night and cry.
Speaker 1:No, she wouldn't.
Speaker 5:I think she would.
Speaker 6:I'd be too busy driving to several different county farms. You're chopping me up on top of it all. Yeah, you said you didn't want a mess.
Speaker 2:That's the messiest.
Speaker 6:I wouldn't do it at the house, but if I tried to get rid of the body. You know, pigs eat people, but it would take a few days. So I need small pieces to be gone in a day what are you cutting off first?
Speaker 3:that's gone first you've seen the the original all right, hey, so what? Any news broken over the last few days about what's coming up? Have you guys heard anything? I've heard some stuff. What have you heard, brayden?
Speaker 1:Thanks, ellis, welcome back, just some stuff, yeah. Yeah, some shit's been going down, hey.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about the huge snowstorm the last thing I heard from it is 6-10 inches. On Monday you just told me it's dwindled down to 1-3.
Speaker 6:No, it's supposed to be Sunday night, I thought now, if you look, it is hitting Kansas right now and it is kicking their ass.
Speaker 2:I want nothing more than to be snowed all the way in what time is it supposed to start?
Speaker 1:Because I got two appointments.
Speaker 2:Sunday night.
Speaker 5:Night.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Good.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so get home. We live in Indiana. So for those of you, listening you know someplace else you could be told hey, you're going to get a foot of snow and literally get none in Indiana.
Speaker 6:That's what happened in Hawaii Most of the time. Like they will get all excited, they'll call.
Speaker 2:No, no, just like nonsense weather reports. But in Hawaii it was rain. We thought there was. We were told by everyone that a hurricane is coming. We had those big hangar doors. We had to ratchet, strap them shut. Well, hurricanes a little different Quiet down. We had to ratchet, strap them shut. Well, hurricane's a little different Quiet down. We had to ratchet, strap them shut. And we had to stack up three sandbags in front of all the hangar doors. So no water damage came in. It didn't even rain.
Speaker 5:Wow.
Speaker 6:I'd be so mad I did all of this. Now I get to undo it. That would be frustrating.
Speaker 3:That would be super frustrating. How?
Speaker 6:about trying to go to the grocery store when the weatherman says we're getting six to eight inches of snow and you're like, I haven't gone to the grocery store in two weeks. I have a question. Trying to live.
Speaker 2:What is your question?
Speaker 1:Milk does not last that long.
Speaker 3:They say it's French toast. Nope, that's what everybody's making Bread.
Speaker 6:It is stuff that you can eat. I Googled it.
Speaker 2:It's stuff that you can eat that does not require electricity to cook. Isn't that just called non-perishable? Well, I, I beg to differ.
Speaker 3:I think what I'm saying is they will go bad if it's not refrigerated.
Speaker 6:If you have you can put it outside right. It's real cold outside.
Speaker 2:Good point that's a chance right now. I was like fuck, didn't think about that. It is gonna be cold. You would need a stove, people buy?
Speaker 6:oh no, it's milk and bread usually. People often buy milk and bread before a storm, because they are considered staple foods that can be easily consumed without needing cooked or refrigerated what was that word?
Speaker 3:refrigerated refrigerated I just does that have six syllables refrigerated say it again, why I want to hear it refrigerated.
Speaker 6:I don't understand the problem. You must not refrigerated right, because I can't fucking hear myself. It's waking me out.
Speaker 3:I don't know why you can't hear. Oh, that's why you can't hear yourself now. You can hear yourself now say refrigerated.
Speaker 6:Let's turn that down. That is so loud let's hear refrigerated, refrigerated. It changed completely A different person said that she's trying to make sure she said it no because I couldn't hear myself.
Speaker 3:So it felt right, no way, not a chance. Refrigerated. Refrigerated, that being able to hear it changed.
Speaker 5:Shut your headphones off.
Speaker 6:Because, I can't hear myself talk through my headphones, refrigerated.
Speaker 2:No, you can hear yourself. You fuck Inside my head, you whore Golly. It's the little voice in my head that sounds a lot like this one, but I can hear it.
Speaker 6:No, that voice says different things than what comes out of my mouth. That's just for you.
Speaker 3:That's just an amstack, that one was funny, that was funny.
Speaker 6:Refrigerated.
Speaker 3:You're getting it now.
Speaker 1:I'm not buying the. I couldn't hear it. I understand. He just did this and it sounds the same.
Speaker 6:No, look, watch these two fingers, watch them. He plugged his ears. That's not the same as having noise Refrigerated.
Speaker 1:I didn't know. You plugged your ears.
Speaker 4:You want me to call me? I thought you did this?
Speaker 6:No, no, I can hear better. God Lay, you're dumb. No, but even that's not the same as noise canceling.
Speaker 2:Okay, what do you want me to do?
Speaker 6:Shut his headphones off, like he did mine. You just get to fucking talk and not hear.
Speaker 2:Everyone ready? Let's do it Refrigerated.
Speaker 1:No talk, you have to listen.
Speaker 6:I'm talking.
Speaker 2:My problem is that I've been talking to you guys like that for fucking 20 minutes now Is there 20 minutes.
Speaker 6:I've just been talking with no sound.
Speaker 3:Wah, wah, wah, wah wah. If you can't hear what you're saying is it, are you unable to pronounce it? If it's a word that you already knew, it's not like we're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Speaker 6:It's a word I knew. I just refrigerated it. How did I say it differently? You said refrigerated.
Speaker 3:You added a syllable somehow, and then, through the magic of good hearing, you somehow fixed it I'm still dead.
Speaker 2:I hope someone can hear me that's just it.
Speaker 6:I'm talking because I couldn't hear a goddamn thing you can hear now, right I don't think I'm still dead.
Speaker 2:I think I'm still dead, you're still you're no, not the microphone.
Speaker 3:Your microphone was never dead.
Speaker 6:That was just it. You guys could hear me, I could not hear you. We could hear you perfectly.
Speaker 3:I said this last week. I'm going to say it again. I don't know why the sponsorships aren't just rolling in on this right now.
Speaker 5:Why aren't people just calling and saying, hey, let me just back up the Brinks truck and give you guys she has very good headphones you heard that Joe Ruggin deal.
Speaker 2:That's nothing compared to what.
Speaker 3:Kokomo in Indiana. Hey, let's have a little fun. You want to?
Speaker 2:I'm positive, my microphone is still off.
Speaker 1:No, it's working. Is his headphone still off?
Speaker 2:These are often Fix this.
Speaker 6:You've probably messed with it and unplugged it.
Speaker 3:You've got to hold both sides of it, top and bottom, and then push them together. There you go. Now you should be able to hear us. You should have something Better. That's better, better, all right.
Speaker 2:Okay, here I'll turn it up a little bit. How's that there we go, there we go.
Speaker 3:Nothing like that's what makes this podcast not good at all.
Speaker 2:I wasn't here last week, my fault.
Speaker 3:No, it didn't have anything to do with that. So, all right, jams, are you ready to participate?
Speaker 1:Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Snowmageddon baby. All right, so it's that time of year. We're going to talk about some fun things to do when you're snowed in. We're going to talk about Besides cuddling.
Speaker 1:Let's just give them, let's not tell them what we're going to talk about, because then if we don't get to something, then we can just move on.
Speaker 3:We can just do it. Okay, all right, here we go. You guys, just, like always, keep track of your own answers. Oh shit. Now I want you to know there are 21 questions, whoever, gets it right whoever you have to say your name, I am the final judge.
Speaker 6:I need a pen.
Speaker 3:Are we ready, I think so when I ask the question you may buzz in wait, do we have to write our answers down? Nope, you just gotta keep a tally of right and wrong can you do that, can you keep a tally?
Speaker 1:they're little lines whacker alright, you're ridiculous. Can you do that? Can you keep a tally? They're little lines Wacker All right, you're ridiculous.
Speaker 3:You're such a child. Question number one what type of animal is known to make snowballs and throw them? I'm going to give you multiple choice Lemurs, giant pandas, monkeys or batsden brayden uh, giant, pandas amanda amanda, monkeys, it is monkeys, that is correct. Have you really seen a fucking giant panda make a snowball and throw it? Gather your things and exit? The average to be fair.
Speaker 6:I don't know of many monkeys that live where it snows but no idea what a giant panda is.
Speaker 2:I figured that was.
Speaker 6:That's an inside thought.
Speaker 1:That's an inside thought.
Speaker 6:It's bigger, it's just a little bit bigger. The word giant, did you think? Nope, it's a completely different species. So hold on.
Speaker 2:We don't call wolves big huskies.
Speaker 6:They're not the same.
Speaker 1:They're wolves, not even close. Actually, they're woofs.
Speaker 2:I want you to know. I'm sorry, thank you, I was going to give you a time limit, but thank you for acting accordingly, giant.
Speaker 1:We're giant. We missed the word Giant. Giant we're giant.
Speaker 2:We missed the word.
Speaker 1:Giant.
Speaker 2:Giant.
Speaker 3:Well, you were struggling with that one.
Speaker 6:No, I know what a panda is. I don't know what a giant panda is. What's a panda?
Speaker 2:Why did?
Speaker 6:I say it like that Panda, I don't know. Can you move on to?
Speaker 3:the next question I have to redeem myself. All right, here we go. Can you move on to the next question? I'm moving on. I have to redeem myself.
Speaker 5:All right, here we go.
Speaker 3:Question number two on our Disjointed podcast what is the best kind of snow for building a snowman? Is it powdery snow, is it moist snow, is it ice or is it none of them, amanda?
Speaker 1:It's um Amanda. No, no, no, Amanda.
Speaker 3:Three seconds no.
Speaker 4:Shut up Amanda.
Speaker 1:Tell her to stop. Stop Two Melted Moist snow.
Speaker 3:Moist snow is correct, jams, good job.
Speaker 1:Can I think of a stupid?
Speaker 3:fucking. She was trying to game you out of your chance. Right, there is what she was trying to do you didn't know his effort Stop.
Speaker 2:Back to you. She said tell her to stop.
Speaker 6:That doesn't mean I'm going to you can't just try to.
Speaker 2:It's this snow.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we don't take hand gestures. Question number three On average, what is the snowiest state in the United States? Is it Maine, is it Vermont, is it Connecticut or is it New York? Amanda, amanda.
Speaker 1:Beck, I forget the Maine is incorrect.
Speaker 3:Jams, jams, vermont, vermont is correct. Give yourself a point. Oh, jams or Rams, this is for you.
Speaker 1:Oh, do you have to take points away?
Speaker 3:Yes, if you miss this is not.
Speaker 2:We do that on family game or Ams. This is for you. Do you have to take points away? Yes, if you missed one. We do that on family game night. This is even more important.
Speaker 3:All right. Question number four, since it's public, which city hosts the World Igloo Building Championship every year? Is it, you know, otherwise known as Juno, alaska, moscow, hiroshima or Rome?
Speaker 5:I have a guess Brayden.
Speaker 3:Brayden says Moscow incorrect Jams Alaska that is not the Juno no you you said I missed the question, but you don't know it is not. You know, you know it is not. I'm take, take away. I don't know the question what?
Speaker 1:was the question you answered without knowing kind of this is why we are divorced. You knew who? Igloos.
Speaker 2:I knew about igloos.
Speaker 6:What is an igloo?
Speaker 2:She said igloo wherever they have igloo parties. In Alaska.
Speaker 3:Lay on a nice little igloo bed. Yeah, how do they keep warm in an igloo Jams?
Speaker 1:I've wondered that for a long time I've wondered that.
Speaker 3:I'm thinking about it right now, Jams would you like to take a shot? No the answer was. Hiroshima Vermont was not.
Speaker 2:Oh, she said it Last one Sorry.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I'm down to one. So what's the point? You have one, you have one, you have negative one.
Speaker 6:No, he has negative two you have negative two of two.
Speaker 2:I missed it. Every time I open my mouth it's wrong.
Speaker 1:Every goddamn time.
Speaker 6:You guys can't let jams win two of these in a row, I have a zero. That's why I didn't guess.
Speaker 2:I want you to know if jams wins. Some shit's getting said.
Speaker 3:Alright, here we go. Question number five what is pink snow, otherwise known as watermelon snow caused by salt water, blood algae or the sun? Brayden, brayden, algae. Can't wait, algae is correct.
Speaker 6:Brayden, I wouldn't have got that I would have been my guess, but yes, I've been around the sun and snow all my life.
Speaker 2:I've never seen it do that.
Speaker 6:We also don't live near a big body of water that has algae. That's weird, I got it right I'm just saying that's why you haven't seen it you did uh number six.
Speaker 3:Which region has never seen snow? Is it death valley? Is it miami? Is it the sahara desert desert? Or they all have Brayden? They all have Brayden, says all of them. Brayden is on a hit streak right now. The Sahara Desert has seen snow. Death Valley has seen snow.
Speaker 2:Miami saw snow this year for the first time. Like 2025? No 2024.
Speaker 6:That was four days ago that was last year.
Speaker 2:Tissue.
Speaker 3:Question number seven what makes up 90% of snow? Is it water, air, dirt or ice?
Speaker 5:Braden Braden.
Speaker 3:Braden's on a roll and he is incorrect. Amanda, amanda, air Air is correct. How'd you get that? Because I said all the other good ones, it's fluffy it, air, air is correct. How'd you get that?
Speaker 1:Because I said all the other good ones. It's fluffy, it's fluffy.
Speaker 3:So am I. That was good. I would have said water. I can't believe you didn't say water.
Speaker 6:No, because otherwise it would be rain.
Speaker 3:My God, I hate you.
Speaker 6:Because, think about it. So science lesson when particles slow down or when they get cold, they expand. They keep our air in between.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Molecules I was making fun of you hey question number eight.
Speaker 3:What degrees Fahrenheit does rain turn into snow? 32 degrees. Brayden says 32. That is correct. Once again, now what I'm at zero Just now. Yeah.
Speaker 2:One step forward, two step back. Story of my goddamn life.
Speaker 3:Question number nine what is a snowstorm with strong winds called Amanda? All right, amanda Blizzard. Why'd?
Speaker 2:you say Amanda.
Speaker 3:I don't know, no clue, that is correct. Jams In 1921, how many inches of snow fell in Colorado over 24 hours? Listen to these, don't get excited. Jams Slow down 75.8 inches or something you might recognize. 22 and a half inches, 59.3 inches or 39.1 inches.
Speaker 2:Colorado 1921, brayden, brayden, 74, no way that wasn't 75.8, 75.8, that one, it's right.
Speaker 3:Wow, in 24 hours, 75 inches of snow. She's doing some quick math. That'd be about three inches an hour.
Speaker 6:No, I'm not doing that math. I'm seeing how many feet.
Speaker 2:Well, 75.
Speaker 6:Divided by 12?.
Speaker 2:What does that do?
Speaker 6:Well, five times 12 is 60.
Speaker 3:All right, let's do a quick update on points. Jams One, br Jams One, brayden One, amanda Two. Oh, look at this. All's right with the world, all right, number 11. In which state was the largest? Wait a minute. You know what's sad about this. We've got a total of four points in here and we're on question 11. I've only lost one. In which state was the largest recorded snowflake found in 1887? Is it Maine, montana, michigan or Minnesota?
Speaker 1:Jams, jams Montana.
Speaker 3:Montana, montana is correct, jams Good job.
Speaker 2:I was going to say Minnesota.
Speaker 6:Anything else to do besides measure snowflakes?
Speaker 2:And other things, but they get disappointed, they get upset.
Speaker 1:I don't know those cowboys Number 12.
Speaker 3:What is the most common way? Artificial snow is made today? Hydrogen peroxide and salt water, Dry ice Shredding ice blocks is made today? Hydrogen peroxide and salt water, dry ice shredding ice blocks or from sodium polyacrylate P-O-L-Y-A-C-R-Y-L-A-T-E. Amanda, Fuck it. Fuck it.
Speaker 6:That's not one of them.
Speaker 3:The first one, hydrogen peroxide Salt and whatever Incorrect, it's got a P in it.
Speaker 6:That's not one of them, the first one, hydrogen peroxide, salt and whatever Incorrect.
Speaker 2:It's got a P in it, it's probably plastic. Brayden, brayden, last one.
Speaker 3:Brayden got it right, but he should have to say it to get the point. You can't say it.
Speaker 2:How am I supposed to say it?
Speaker 3:All right, question number 13. How are we feeling? I have two points Tied.
Speaker 1:I have two points.
Speaker 3:Everybody's got two points right now. Oh, we're locked in. This is something. What can tiny snowflakes gradually turn into over time? A metal, b an ocean, c glaciers or D a river?
Speaker 6:Excuse me, it's such an odd, I mean all river.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, it's such an odd I mean all of it's odd Tiny snowflakes. The question the option. It's one of them.
Speaker 3:What you can see right now is the competitive edge in the family. Yeah, Because everybody's got two points. Normally there's a blowout.
Speaker 5:Brayden, somebody's got 14.
Speaker 3:All right, brayden buzzes himself in and says glacier, and he will take the lead. Wow, what were you going to say on that one, amanda?
Speaker 6:I had no idea. I couldn't remember what the third one was for glacier, maybe a river, because it melts and it goes to a river, but not if you live near the fucking ocean and you do get snow there, which is not very often there were.
Speaker 3:So many questions, so many.
Speaker 6:Atlantic Ocean gets a lot of but then technically every river feeds into a fucking ocean. So that was the path my brain took. But also glaciers feed into an ocean, so when the turns into an ocean.
Speaker 3:James was going to say I've been to the mountains.
Speaker 1:Could you say it again, what?
Speaker 3:term is used for having a fear of snow, something phobia.
Speaker 5:So, every one of these are phobias.
Speaker 3:So lilapsophobia, seismophobia, chianophobia or ombrophobia.
Speaker 2:Brighton, the third one.
Speaker 3:He got that right. That's bullshit and that was a complete guess.
Speaker 2:And it worked. I studied snow All right, here we go.
Speaker 6:You know the Latin word for snow Number 15.
Speaker 3:How many sides does a snowflake have? 12, 4, 8, or 6? Amanda, amanda, 8. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:Jams, jams 12.
Speaker 3:Take a point. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm not willing to answer Brayden there are two answers left.
Speaker 3:Yes, you have to you don't have to 4 or 6?
Speaker 2:6. Brayden, 6. Br or six, four or six Braden Six.
Speaker 3:Braden is correct. With six, you guys pushed him into answering he wasn't going to. I didn't want to.
Speaker 6:I didn't want to have to do this to you.
Speaker 3:I didn't want to Fuck you About how much of the Earth's freshwater supply comes from snow and glaciers. This is a percentage 12, 23, 51, or 68%. How much of the world is water jammed? Percent?
Speaker 1:Isn't it like 70%?
Speaker 3:I think it's 80 or 90% of the world is water.
Speaker 1:I wanted to say 90.
Speaker 4:I thought 70.
Speaker 5:So on this, 12, 23, 51, or 68.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Anybody like to take a guess? You know what. What are the numbers? 12, 23, 51, and 68. What was the question? Does the interest matter About how much of the Earth's freshwater supply comes from snow and glaciers?
Speaker 1:Jams 68. Jams is correct 68%.
Speaker 2:I was trying to figure out. There are four seasons.
Speaker 6:Again, I'm confused how they decided it fucking comes from snow, not everywhere.
Speaker 1:Because it melts and then it goes into the river. How every small snowflake turns into a glacier.
Speaker 3:You're really stuck on that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's fucking pissing me off. I'll tell you when you grow up, all right.
Speaker 2:We're drawing close to the end of the competition Jams.
Speaker 3:No, how many points do you have? Two Brayden Five, five work to be done? We have 17, 18, 19, 20. Four more Is the last one. Double Jeopardy, the last one. So we have four more before Double Jeopardy or before Final Jeopardy. What is unique about snowflakes?
Speaker 4:Jams.
Speaker 2:They're all different. I didn't have to.
Speaker 3:She got it.
Speaker 2:I know I really wish you were unique like assholes.
Speaker 6:Also, I want to know how they know they have six sides if they're all different, if they all have six sides and they're not fucking different, are they?
Speaker 1:The inside of them are all the inside of them.
Speaker 3:That's what I've said about all you ladies yeah, but what about the?
Speaker 6:tiny ones.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, my God, it turns out they are different aren't they?
Speaker 3:Every single one of them are.
Speaker 6:You're an idiot.
Speaker 3:What color is snow? White, black, blue or it doesn't have a color, Amanda.
Speaker 6:It doesn't have a color.
Speaker 3:Amanda says no color, and she is correct. All right, excuse me, here we go. What can freshly fallen snow absorb Water, toxic pollutants, sound waves or all of them Brayden?
Speaker 2:Toxic pollutants.
Speaker 6:Amanda.
Speaker 3:Toxic is incorrect. Take a point away, amanda, all of them. Brayden Toxic pollutants, amanda. Toxic is incorrect. Take a point away, amanda, all of them. That is correct. Amanda is on fire, yeah.
Speaker 6:Have you ever walked out? My favorite thing is like no. When it snows overnight, you shut the fuck up. Yeah, when it snows overnight and you wake up, it's silent. You never realize that.
Speaker 2:I guess I have. I didn't know, that was why.
Speaker 6:Yeah, because it just have three.
Speaker 3:Right, he listened to that whole thing.
Speaker 6:That's cool. How many points do you have?
Speaker 3:All about the competition. I did not realize that.
Speaker 2:Oh, I was so, so toxic. He's going down.
Speaker 3:You're right there, right, all sad singing and slow driving. Um, last question before we go to the final question. Okay, what is something that cannot cause an avalanche? Is it wind, rain, a loud sound or earthquakes? Brayden, questionable, he wishes he would not have gotten this one Rain.
Speaker 2:I have five points.
Speaker 6:Amanda Incorrect Amanda Wind.
Speaker 2:That's not true.
Speaker 3:Incorrect.
Speaker 6:What is?
Speaker 3:something that cannot Cause an avalanche.
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, can I go again? No.
Speaker 3:You have wind and earthquakes.
Speaker 1:No, I said wind, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:A loud sound, and earthquakes Cannot cause an avalanche. Loud sounds, that's what it is. That is correct.
Speaker 2:I thought of dynamite as just being a sound. It's not All right. It's an explosive. So let's talk. What is your point?
Speaker 3:Four, four, brayden, you're at four. Three, oh, amanda, two, I'm wagering all of it. Well, hold on everybody. Write down your number, that you're wagering Jams. Are you writing yours down? Oh, we will call this. I'll give you the. It's all about snow. This is heavy snow. That is the. That is what we are, that's the top Talking about. So when you're all, when you all have your bet laid out, let me know I got. So when you're all, when you all have your bet laid out, let me know I got it done.
Speaker 1:Okay, here we go, wait a minute, you have who has the lowest point total, I have four, I have three, I have two.
Speaker 3:So we're gonna start with amanda, then we're gonna go to brayden and finish out with somehow, ams is in the or jams is in the lead.
Speaker 6:There we go, I think she checked out for half of those questions.
Speaker 3:You're going to have to write this answer down, do not, don't say it out loud no cheating. What is a short burst of heavy snow called? Is it called hail, is it called sleet, is it called a snow squall or is it called a cloud burst?
Speaker 1:You have 10 seconds. Please stop that, you dumbass.
Speaker 3:Everybody good. All right, Amanda. What is the short burst I almost said short bus of heavy snow called Snow squall? That is correct. How many did you wager? Two, that puts you at what Four? All right, Brayden. What is the short burst of heavy snow called? I'm not showing my cards.
Speaker 2:Did you say a cloud? Burst Boy did.
Speaker 5:I.
Speaker 2:Boy did I.
Speaker 3:He said boy did I, I win. Say a cloudburst boy did I, boy did I. He's a boy did I, I would, I sure did. What did you how? Many did you wager?
Speaker 1:all of them every day of them zero this is okay.
Speaker 3:Snow squall, snow, squall, squall. How many did you wager three? That gives jam seven and she is the winner jams.
Speaker 2:Good job I gotta tell you, before you, even you asked the question, I was like it's a flurry duh. And then you went through the options, I crossed it out and I was like I'm gonna hear flurry. I didn't.
Speaker 3:I heard squalled. You know what's embarrassing about this? At the end, because it was multiple choice, it gave me a notification that said you got 11 out of 21. Right, because when one of you would give me an answer that's what I would say. The first one would select and it says that's not bad. 11 of 21 is not bad I went all the way I hate this.
Speaker 2:I went all the way from negative one to five to three negative two was your lowest negative shit.
Speaker 3:It was negative two to five an average of zero, now that we know that Jams is the smartest snow person in the room and the smartest Christmas person yeah, that's true and the most likely to drink no, I think that's me we should stop oh no, she got. She got drunk on the podcast. It seems like she had to do some shots on here a few weeks back and now she's drinking wine, we may have done it to her.
Speaker 1:Yeah well try being a part of this family. That shouldn't happen to you no kidding.
Speaker 3:So when was the last time you had an actual snow day? Oh boy, I was married to you. So this isn't like a multiple choice. Not everyone has to be afraid to answer.
Speaker 1:No, I'm thinking about it and I think I was married to answer you guys. Go ahead. No, I'm thinking about it and I think.
Speaker 6:I was married to you? No, I think we've had one. The last one I remember is when we had the red Jeep still and we took the kids out. The kids were little, it was just Braxton and Audrey, and we took them over to Joan of Arc and did donuts in the parking lot.
Speaker 4:I forgot about that, but even that wasn't good and we had.
Speaker 6:Brianna came home and we were driving back and she the entire fucking way from Bolivar to Roosevelt.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I'm so glad I'm back.
Speaker 5:I missed you guys.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's how it was that song got me thinking there's a fire Burning in my crotch. I need to have the doctor Go ahead and check my box. Sadly, I'm not peeing crystal clear. Having Every STD Is what I fear. I can't help feeling I think I have it all Every STD.
Speaker 3:I'm so proud of that song I'd forgotten.
Speaker 2:I even had that You're ridiculous. I've went on record more times than I can count. I've had one std two times never gave it to her well yeah, so I enjoy snow days, love them, I, I.
Speaker 3:I, like brayden said. I don't know if we were live at the time, but brayden had mentioned man, I would love to get snowed in for you know, several days and it's been.
Speaker 6:I don't know that I've ever seen. Even the one that we, that I talked about, wasn't was like a day. I think the kids were out of school for maybe two or three days, but I think that was over precautious.
Speaker 2:That gets into temperatures too, like if the temperature is outrageous.
Speaker 6:When the temperature drops.
Speaker 3:I'll tell you. Excuse me, when Braxton was driving on the side of the road. That was with the truck. Yep, I really I'm always surprised at the number of people that are out when the snow is bad. I'm one of those idiots that go out. I like to go out and test the theory. I like to go out and bust through snow drifts, but I have vehicles that can do it Not all the time.
Speaker 2:One of my fondest memories with you we went to your aunt's house and her sister's 300.
Speaker 3:I was just telling her that story. I just told Amanda about that the other day.
Speaker 2:We were going through snow drifts up to my nipples.
Speaker 3:You didn't tell me you were in a 300.
Speaker 6:Up to my nipples. You didn't tell me you were in a 300. We were on a county road and it looked like a winter wasteland.
Speaker 1:That's when we got. That's when we all got snowed in.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was like 2014. That's my last one, we didn't get stuck.
Speaker 1:No, it's not In a 300 too.
Speaker 3:Mind you, it's because I was. I'm skillful in driving.
Speaker 2:Well, also, there wasn't a lot to hit. We were all over that road, we're all. We got to go left, all right, we got to go back Right. We're just going to slide. This was going to hurt. That was that. I still remember that. I looked at you, my best joke ever we, you had just showed me the movie that says chew gum and kick ass or something, and I'm all out of gum. Yeah, you right. I just looked at you and I'm here to chew it, chew ass, and I don't know it was just I thought about that.
Speaker 3:I really like gum and days off and I'm I'm all out of days off pto. So, speaking of pto and all of that, do you have a job that will be cognizant of the weather?
Speaker 5:Yeah, hers, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:So how about you yeah and you no, no, so your job kind of expects you there, regardless of the weather forecast.
Speaker 6:Debbie made her round Friday when she left and said see you all Monday.
Speaker 3:I think you need to just say oh well, it's fond fondly.
Speaker 1:I say it fondly because she had caused it actually no, I will have to, I mean, so I am a I am a boss at where I'm at and I have. It would have to be a state of emergency before we were called out, though but I will.
Speaker 3:I will always go ahead of everybody and say hey, we're going to have weather, so be prepared, have plan A, plan B, plan C, so that we can still do business. And you know, that's failed me one time, because I used to have a boss that was an asshole and you were coming to work regardless. And I've seen people dragging their kids out in snow because they don't want to lose their job.
Speaker 6:And I think that's also a little much Like. Schools are closed. Yeah, you don't always have a place to take your kid.
Speaker 3:Now, on the flip side of that, I've also had people tell me I can't make it to work, and then they post on Facebook that they're out playing in the snow like at the park. Like at the park which goes right through me.
Speaker 2:As it should. If my job is different than this scenario, I 100% can reschedule something and just be like I can't go to Wisconsin today. I literally can't, yeah, and that's fine, Like we have administrative days for that reason. But you want to again another story from you. When I was living here, I thought you were mad at me because it snowed real hard and I was like, yeah, dude, I'm, I'm, I'm not going anywhere. And then you said you walked into the basement. I, what are you doing, pop? You said going to work. Somebody's got to up. You were mad at, it was him when he was employed by you.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got, I got up right away really you yeah, okay, I got up right away, though I got my ass to work.
Speaker 3:I still remember a time and this is kind of a shot of demanda, oh boy when I was, when I was training at the job I had before this one I had to go an hour and 20 minutes away yeah and the guy that was training me lived an hour and 20 minutes north.
Speaker 2:You got there and he said he's not coming.
Speaker 3:The two of us were there and all of the people that lived in the town were not, because my car was literally buried.
Speaker 6:Do you want to see the pictures? Was it the Equinox? No, it was the Saturn, and I lived at my parents' house. So it came off the hill and dumped on top of my car.
Speaker 2:Now I went to work. I'm in trouble right now.
Speaker 6:I went to work that day. It took about an hour for us to get the tractor out and plow the driveway. She didn't come to work. I did go to work that day, didn't go. I'm saying none of this it was just the whole day. No, I went to work that day. You did not go to work that. Oh my god, you find this riveting jams.
Speaker 3:Now we're going to pictures so here are some things to do now. This is kind of cool. Life Lifeuntuckednet this is another little website here. Three important steps before it snows. This is kind of all encompassing Stock up on food, get plenty of milk and eggs, even if you don't want them. That's kind of funny. What you actually should buy Hot cocoa mix, your favorite added ingredient, ingredient I think they're talking about alcohol pancake mix another snow shovel, dog treats, firewood bacon, maple syrup, wine and what have you. When you get home, check your garage to see if there's room for your vehicles. This is before snow. It's a bitch to get the snow and ice off.
Speaker 6:If you can't park in the garage, it's also a bitch to try and get out after you've parked in the garage oh no, you should always listen to this reasoning don't park your car in the garage kind of distracted while I'm looking for these pictures of my car I remember when I had my van, when I was still with brianna.
Speaker 5:It was just her and I.
Speaker 2:I got all the way to the tippy top of to the tippy front.
Speaker 6:This was my car show him.
Speaker 3:I don't disagree oh, you don't.
Speaker 6:That's weird.
Speaker 2:I think the fact he was saying was you didn't go to work. I'm I got there. Excuse me, I'm sorry. I did not go to work but I got to for a few hours, hold on for a few hours.
Speaker 6:She almost said no because we are outside plowing. She almost said it almost we're outside plowing now. I did employ someone, almost we're outside plowing to get out.
Speaker 3:Now, I did employ someone one time. No names. I did employ someone one time I'd like everybody to see that lived across the street from me. Oh, no names, though.
Speaker 2:That's what we were talking about. That's what we were just talking about.
Speaker 3:He had to leave early because there was weather coming in. Yeah and I got home. We drove the same vehicle, type vehicle. I was home four hours after him and just fine. And then the next day he called out because of the weather but went out driving around.
Speaker 5:That's the day I was telling you about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was frustrated about that. Obviously, I was very frustrated about that.
Speaker 2:You can't live in that sort of proximity and be like, yeah, I can't make it.
Speaker 6:What's that say on the bottom of that picture that I posted for public to see?
Speaker 2:I doubt I'm getting to work on time.
Speaker 6:On time, not today. I doubt I'm getting there on time.
Speaker 2:You guys are just going to fight. She didn't make it.
Speaker 6:I did.
Speaker 2:You did not.
Speaker 6:I won't call. I lived with my mom. I'll call her.
Speaker 3:So, after the snow comes, you've already called your boss, you're already sipping on your hot cocoa, you got your car in the garage, All of that's there. These are some rules for holding your boss at bay when you're kind of taking that snow day at work, okay, okay. So, because there's the boss that says you still should come Right, not Amanda's, but you know the rest of us.
Speaker 6:Like when you were there, check your email early I wasn't your boss.
Speaker 3:Then Check your email early in the day, but don't reply to anything. You're looking for any time bombs. That's it. Everyone will be sleeping in a little bit. On a snow day, no need to be a hero and announce your presence not the children no, I agree with that you're. If you're the asshole that goes and starts you know email chains and things like that you deserve whatever happens to you. Enjoy the snow day.
Speaker 2:I'm thinking about having a podcast. I'm thinking about having a conference. It's a snow day. I think we should get to get. No, we shouldn't now.
Speaker 3:You did this this is just an average thing. If you have 10 people in your work group, shoot to be number 4, number 5 to report in. Don't be early. Don't be early, don't be the first, don't be the first.
Speaker 2:Yeah, always middle of the day.
Speaker 6:Don't be the first one to work or to say I'm not coming.
Speaker 3:This is like, if you have to do like a, you don't report in and say, hey, I'm working, I'm at my desk if you need me, whatever.
Speaker 5:Yeah, here's a.
Speaker 3:Jedi level tip Turn your email chime back on and turn up the volume. Go have fun. When you hear it, don't react immediately, react soon. I don't.
Speaker 6:So this is like how to pretend you're working from home while you're yes you didn't say that at all. Nobody realized that. We all thought we were hiding from our bosses to not go to work.
Speaker 3:Remember these commonly accepted excuses during a snow event. These are commonly accepted excuses. So somebody tries to get a hold of you and they can't. Here's what you say when you call them back. I was in the bathroom. I was helping my neighbor my elderly neighbor, shovel her sidewalk.
Speaker 6:How many elderly neighbors can you have?
Speaker 2:I was pottying, my Wi-Fi shut off because my power went out.
Speaker 1:Don't do the power outage, because they can check areas for power outage.
Speaker 3:What would you say in this scenario hey Jams, we tried to call you. You didn't answer Today's.
Speaker 6:Wednesday.
Speaker 2:That was Monday.
Speaker 6:To be fair, she could just say I lost my phone, and everybody would believe it.
Speaker 3:I don't know what happened, but you gotta have a phone for your job. What would you say in this scenario? Probably I was in the bathroom Bathroom, brayden, you're going bathroom too. No, I'm going Wi-Fi.
Speaker 2:Wi-Fi.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're going to catch me, you're not going to have to work. That's funny because that's next. My internet connection was slow. What's that have to do with calling, I don't know, you missed a call from someone.
Speaker 6:That's fair, yeah.
Speaker 3:Later in the day. I really need to finish shoveling the drive before it refreezes so I can get to work tomorrow. That's smart. Next piece of advice Do you remember that one time?
Speaker 6:when you told me to shovel the drive and then left the snow shovel in a tarp in the backyard and it got buried under all the snow. So I shoveled the driveway with a floor scraper.
Speaker 3:I do remember you shoveling the driveway with a floor scraper.
Speaker 6:You don't remember that the snow shovel wasn't found until the spring. Why would it?
Speaker 3:be in the back under a tarp.
Speaker 6:You were working on the playhouse, you had it back there.
Speaker 3:Resist making ironclad commitments. Save that stuff for other days. Today, you want to be a hero mom, dad, spouse, friend or neighbor. I agree with that. Yeah, we'll stop there with those. Now. These are things that you can do for fun. Make a snowball fight with your family.
Speaker 2:That'd be fun right have enough kids that you can stay inside while the older ones take the little ones out to go play Sledding. Sledding is a good one, going to the nearest school parking lot and doing donuts on your father's lap. I still remember that in the red Dakota, with Tracy sitting next to us.
Speaker 3:Yep, I've done that with all my kids.
Speaker 2:I remember that Like I remember how the air felt on my skin. I remember everything about that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I would do it again today. I love doing that stuff. Now we've got the Jeep It'll be a little different, we'll see.
Speaker 2:Well, I think that's the best way to do it. Like all of it, we'll roll over instead.
Speaker 2:People already can't drive to save their life. Like all of these people, there was this big movement when it used to snow regularly that like people are calling the cops on people doing donuts in parking lots, like hey, let that shit go. Not only should you let that go, but that's like what are they hurting? That's a 16 year old learning how to drive on snow. He's losing it because he's gunning it Like he's got to learn how to stop.
Speaker 3:He's having a good time, he's trying it. Yeah, yeah, totally agree.
Speaker 2:That like when it did, when it did ice over before it was 52 in December, like just recently. Yeah, Our street was full of ice. I was fishtailing all around the street so I knew how much time I had to stop, how much control I had or if I just needed a brace if I start sliding.
Speaker 3:I've crashed doing donuts. I've ran into parking stops. Have you really? Oh yeah, when I was a kid.
Speaker 2:I ran into your garage once. It just never with my Cadillac. It just never left a dent. You're so lucky Garrett was with me. He said dude, are you kidding me, because I gunned it right at the driveway.
Speaker 3:Here are some things that you can do. This is from Glamourcom. Here are some last minute things you can do if you're snowed in with your significant other. Make babies number one. Flip through old pictures you might not be able to do yours are a little different, like your snapchat that you send to your significant other or a friend. All right, I'm not sure. Um, yeah, flip through old photos.
Speaker 6:You don't like doing that no, I do, it just makes me cry. I'll tell you, I was looking for that picture of my car and I saw a picture of piper's little tiny face where we were shopping and you know, the cart has like one cup holder side and then one that's just a ring that doesn't have a bottom.
Speaker 2:She was sticking her face down through that for whatever reason, I don't know I hope I get to an age where I can reminisce healthily healthily yeah, like I can't look back at old pictures like that, I get so emotional, I get so well don't don't go to number one from Glamourcom.
Speaker 3:Number two play a sexy game, Get a card or board game. This is for adults. I said that Get a card or board game made to facilitate sexy time, or play a classic game like chess or sorry with a twist, you can play Uno, and one of the fill-in cards is do the dishes, you lazy bitch, vacuum the house.
Speaker 3:That is something else you did with your ex. Uh, every time you capture a piece or move a square forward, you perform a different sexual act wow, you know it would be real sexy if you took that trash out.
Speaker 2:that's on top of the trash, can?
Speaker 3:Jams, you'll like this one. Plan your next adventure while you're stuck in the house.
Speaker 6:Yeah, no, because she'll start budgeting Since you probably won't make it out today.
Speaker 3:The silver lining is that you actually have time to put thought into your next date or vacation.
Speaker 2:Ams is right. These people who made this list do not have children.
Speaker 3:I don't know the next one. Create a pillow fort.
Speaker 6:No, that's for adults, for sexy time.
Speaker 2:I was like that was a piggyback.
Speaker 3:This says you're never too old to bury yourselves in pillows and blankets and, I guess, cuddle up. I guess why does everything have to be penetration.
Speaker 5:Well, hey, penetration hey.
Speaker 3:What the hell did you say that for? Is it not what it is?
Speaker 1:Her budget.
Speaker 2:Oh hi, terry Jams has changed over the years. Budgeting used to be you can't go out to eat or I'll kill you.
Speaker 3:Now it's we can just get a credit card. When jams and I were married, if we were going to go to florida in two years, I had to start drinking water tomorrow. No, wendy's, I couldn't have your car, I couldn't have any cash, we couldn't have groceries. What do you mean? You?
Speaker 2:were hungry. I cooked spaghetti last night again.
Speaker 3:I did it monday, wednesday and friday, tuesday, thursday, saturday. We ate monday, wednesday, friday, food it's called leftovers.
Speaker 2:How do you not know that?
Speaker 3:oh my god, this next one. How many of you have done this on a? On a cold snow day? You can't leave your house.
Speaker 2:Teach your pet a trick? Never. I'd much rather kill the pet.
Speaker 1:Wow, if it's a snowing.
Speaker 3:That's miserable. Your history shows that you probably will.
Speaker 6:Even accidentally.
Speaker 2:Oh, I got a cat now too.
Speaker 3:Oh, those are okay. If they go Jams, you'll like this one. The next piece of advice break out the art supplies. Oh yeah.
Speaker 6:How many times are you going to hit your microphone? Every fucking time she's going to.
Speaker 3:She's going to hit, whatever the fuck it is.
Speaker 6:It's happened so much, you're not even reacting now.
Speaker 3:This whole podcast has been this way.
Speaker 2:You said Jams, this is for you. She said oh yeah, yeah, Thank you for all of the energy.
Speaker 3:You a little tired, mm-hmm, mm, we're out.
Speaker 6:Sleeping on the couch.
Speaker 3:Don't forget to take your bra off, Ams. This next one's for you. Cook an elaborate multi-course meal.
Speaker 2:If it's green beans and beef stew, we're in business, and pickles, we're in business. She can jar some shit out of some stuff.
Speaker 6:Now it's pizza. That's my new thing, yeah. Oh yeah, you like pizza, she makes a great pizza.
Speaker 3:She does make a kick-ass pizza now.
Speaker 6:Except for the one I caught on fire.
Speaker 1:You caught a pizza on fire.
Speaker 3:On fire and then still trying to feed it to me.
Speaker 4:Please go away.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, no, I'll have to sleep outside for real.
Speaker 6:I thought I was going to burn something down.
Speaker 3:God bless Jams. You'll like this next one. You're stuck inside Dance.
Speaker 1:I like to dance.
Speaker 3:You and Audrey would have a great time with a little dance party, and then I think this is good for all of you I think Jams and Amanda would probably take the lead on this one Drink some wine. Develop an elaborate plot to take over the world. What would be the first thing you'd do to take over the world, amps?
Speaker 2:Castration.
Speaker 3:Worldwide Without representation.
Speaker 6:So I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3:She's trying to think.
Speaker 6:That's where it starts. Handmaid's Tale-ish.
Speaker 3:We're watching one now.
Speaker 6:Except.
Speaker 3:Nothing on here said binge watch TV.
Speaker 6:Except men would be the sex slaves.
Speaker 1:Ooh, lay down, damn it.
Speaker 6:Wait, you're only here for us to have a little information there. Actually, you know what?
Speaker 3:I'm totally okay with this.
Speaker 2:We're on a network too, don't you move? Yes, ma'am.
Speaker 3:Why are you closing your eyes when you say whatever this is?
Speaker 1:She thought you were going to hit.
Speaker 3:No, oh man don't worry, we'll wait.
Speaker 1:Everyone quiet I don't remember. Guys shave me. Hey guys, someone smiling and nodding, what?
Speaker 3:would be the first thing you would do, to say, to take over the world.
Speaker 1:You know what?
Speaker 3:I don't, what's anything you would do to take over?
Speaker 1:the world? Probably nothing, would you nothing?
Speaker 3:you're so bad at this game yeah, fuck, you know why you're bad at it? Because you're not interested in it right now no, I no, I just I don't.
Speaker 1:How do you, how do you begin to take?
Speaker 6:She would like the ideas, and then she'd be like oh, and then we could do this.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that is the problem. We can make men give an idea and then she'd be like oh yeah, we're doing this.
Speaker 1:What's happening?
Speaker 2:How do we make?
Speaker 3:this tomorrow.
Speaker 2:I don't want to wait you know, speaking of taking over the world, I would wipe up. You didn't ask me. Okay, go ahead. My first order of business would be wiping an entire bloodline off the face of the earth.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:I actually, and it would be broadcasted on television. I can get behind that. I'd get on Netflix. I'd call Netflix.
Speaker 6:Guess what You're probably going to make some money. You're going to need a new special yeah, boom. I want you to do this.
Speaker 2:I want you to do this live, if you could.
Speaker 3:Good news is called the running man on TV Arnold Schwarzenegger, Richard Dawson there will not be a gun used.
Speaker 2:I promise you that you don't need it to be. It's mostly. It's mostly the just your fingies.
Speaker 3:Hmm, hey, yeah, let's change some lives.
Speaker 6:It's the most wonderful time Of this goddamn podcast, yee-haw.
Speaker 1:Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment?
Speaker 6:Are you insane?
Speaker 1:like me.
Speaker 6:Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. I see red, red, red advice with ands and jams. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 3:You know, I really love this podcast and I love this segment very much. But when we had Kyle and Lyle or Lyle, nope Lyle and Kyla on the podcast and it said this goddamn pot I'm like, but here we go.
Speaker 1:We just got to change the intro.
Speaker 3:Yes, we'll do a little more. User friendly intro Dear Ams and Jams, not user Listener. Dear Ams and Jams, not user listener. I am a widower in my mid-50s with three grown children and many grandchildren.
Speaker 2:That's the man. I think, so yeah, okay.
Speaker 3:My wife died 10 years ago, and three years ago I moved into a new house. I hit it off very quickly with my new next-door neighbors Jack and Diane.
Speaker 2:Little duty about Jack and Diane Two kids Shit in the heartland.
Speaker 3:They're a married couple in their late 30s with a now seven year old son. Hey, little Billy, do you know what a throuple is? Our relationship soon became sexual and we are a three member couple. Their son, whom I love dearly, has his own bedroom at my house and calls me uncle.
Speaker 3:The problem is my youngest son recently lost his job, is in terrible financial straits and has asked if he, his wife and two young children can move in with me. I haven't told any of my children about my unconventional relationship. My wife and I had a happy marriage and we raised our children in a normal, loving home. Yet when I met the couple I am with, everything seemed to flow so naturally that I didn't give it a second thought until now. Turning away my son in his time of need isn't an option, but breaking off my relationship isn't an option either. Ams and jams, should I keep the whole thing under wraps until my son and his family are here? Jack and Diane, that's the best thing you've done on this podcast. Think I should be up front and tell my son. But then everyone who? Uh, okay, but then everyone would know about this. Most people wouldn't understand and, frankly, it would be humiliating well, if it's humiliating, then don't do it, because you gotta watch the movie savages um, but however
Speaker 2:um, you just have some explaining, to do explain it.
Speaker 1:Who gives a fuck? Who likes it?
Speaker 2:and who doesn't disagree? Yeah, disagree completely why what?
Speaker 6:disagree no, I, my thing was I'd be like, hey, you're more than welcome to bring your family to my house. But this is my life now, but this is the lifestyle.
Speaker 3:I live by right now. You don't think that he couldn't go to Jack and Diane?
Speaker 4:I love it.
Speaker 3:I love it. You don't think he could go over to them and say hey, let's cool it while they're here or I'll sneak over. We're just friends while he's here.
Speaker 6:He could, but that could also hurt them if they're in like a legitimate relationship.
Speaker 3:They're in their own marriage, but they have something established.
Speaker 6:They're in their own marriage Right, but it's not like he's just this affair. They're in a relationship that they value equally, so they would be hurt if he. There are three of them. I understand, you don't understand it, but they all are equal parts in the relationship it would just feel like someone breaking up with them.
Speaker 2:They're not equal parts.
Speaker 5:Jack and.
Speaker 2:Diane don't know his son, if you fucking About Jack and Diane.
Speaker 3:How much preparation went into. Just do this one.
Speaker 6:You only picked it because it had that in it. I hope we circle back to this at the end of the podcast, but here's the other reason I say tell them because, say you are okay with just keeping it quiet for a minute or whatever. But they find out then like, oh my god, and you're hiding it. And what will my kids say shut the fuck up, if you want to come live at my house, this is the way I live.
Speaker 3:Brayden, you hit a rough spot, you and Alexis and all your children come here. Okay.
Speaker 5:That's a lot of kids in a household.
Speaker 3:I'm in a relationship with Kevin and Wendy. Come on in, sit down, son. I got something I got to tell you To be fair.
Speaker 6:After this, I think Kevin and Wendy would seem more normal. You know what I like.
Speaker 3:Kevin. Everybody likes Kevin. He's a great dude, all right.
Speaker 6:All right.
Speaker 2:Now, if you say great Stacy, I'm going to be like hey, we need to talk about it. I didn't take you in this room.
Speaker 6:What if it's not? That's what I was getting at. Because there's a couple of people on the block, aren't you wondering?
Speaker 3:if dad's banging the dude.
Speaker 2:Yes, not only that, but I'm wondering the whole thing.
Speaker 6:Or if he's the one Because there has to be some pegging going on there.
Speaker 2:All right, hey, you don't get to say that in the same room as me. I'm just saying Pretty, please, but okay, you don't need to do the P word. Is that bad? Penetrate, need to do the p word. The p is that bad. No, no, pegging. God you made me say it. So I don't think that that's not in my head. That's not in my head. In my head, it is what. What are you? You're doing? So you're doing it with him too, like yeah.
Speaker 3:And then I've got to look at my son and say, yeah, I'm experimenting in my mid 50s, or you gotta look at me and say we don to look at my son and say, yeah, I'm experimenting in my mid-50s.
Speaker 2:Or you've got to look at me and say we don't look at each other. You don't say that to me.
Speaker 6:It's none of your damn business, london Bridges. Do you want to ask about me and his sex life? No, I just have to hear about it.
Speaker 2:I'm soliciting.
Speaker 6:Who was? She's bullshit why would you ask about his and yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, because it's a man.
Speaker 6:It's much different. No, no, no.
Speaker 4:That's two men having a problem with it.
Speaker 2:She's acting like. This is just a new thing, which many people are now.
Speaker 6:That is we had a guest on.
Speaker 2:Brayden, that's in a cult.
Speaker 6:Brayden. Now here's the thing.
Speaker 2:If it were two girls? And a guy would you say it differently.
Speaker 1:Trying to tell you something with this. Yeah, I know, I know, and I was going to say this seems very oddly timed.
Speaker 2:I'm moving in you barely. You almost already live here. I'm moving in.
Speaker 4:And breaking news has just come across the desk, and every joke has a little true studio.
Speaker 3:I can't even finish it, but thank God. Thank God we walked away from that one. That's cold. So what are we telling this guy?
Speaker 2:He's got to cut it off with them for giving a month. He's got to tell his son A month.
Speaker 6:How long is he going to live with him? Yeah, it's not going to be a month.
Speaker 2:So hold on, he was right. This old horny bastard can just sneak over. He's right across the hall. How?
Speaker 6:old is he?
Speaker 3:Mid-50s.
Speaker 6:Mid-50s old horny bastard.
Speaker 2:Him too. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, if you just cool it for two months, if you cool it, then I mean you change that bedroom or put a goddamn padlock on the seven-year-old nephew's bedroom and then just sneak over. You can't do that for two months. Your, your son doesn't need, he's not gonna live forever it's not too much.
Speaker 3:He'll be there for a year still doesn't matter. You still can go to their house. You don't have to put that shit on display you also don't have to hide it. Yeah, you don't have to hide it when you hide it?
Speaker 2:I bet they're not kissing in front of that seven-year-old. What did they? Three-way kiss. I love you.
Speaker 6:No, I don't kiss like that. Anyway, come here, paul.
Speaker 1:Can we go on to the next one?
Speaker 3:Bring it in, dear Ams, and One more time Good.
Speaker 4:Little Diddy about Jack and Diane. What if his name's Diddy All right why.
Speaker 6:Why Well no, denny Jack Diane?
Speaker 2:Denny's 100%, doing both.
Speaker 3:Denny or Denny Denny? Oh, I thought you said Denny. Dear Ams and Jams, I have a beautiful teenage daughter, Lily. My mother, who really loves dogs, recently got a new one. She asked me for name suggestions and I her a list, including maggie and millie. Shortly afterwards she called me and said she had a strange request. Can you run into any fucking thing?
Speaker 1:else over there. She moved her whole computer. Every fucking thing you've touched you've banged today. I'm so sorry. All right, I love it.
Speaker 3:I'm glad I came back she wanted to call her dog Lily and wanted my. Okay. I was distracted with other stuff and didn't object. When I told my daughter she looked confused but didn't say it upset her. Then my sister called me a few weeks later and said what's up with mom naming that dog Lily? And said what's up with mom naming that dog Lily? Now, every time I talk to my parents I have to hear their Lily stories.
Speaker 1:I am bothered that the dog has my daughter's name.
Speaker 3:I know this sounds petty, but maybe part of the problem is that my mother was not that into being a grandmother when my kids were little Ams and jams. Should I just let it go? Or could I say, hey, do me a favor and call that dog Millie.
Speaker 6:No, I think you're right to be put off by it, because also I mean you would go to family things at their house and Lily, oh no, the dog, not you honey.
Speaker 2:Let me make it perfectly clear. If there's another little yipping puppy that shows up at this house and you guys name it bray, I will kill it in front of the family. I'll kill it in the middle of family dinner. That is. That is horrible. It would be more like we'd name it jet yeah, oh yeah, dude, that's the. Yeah, I wouldn't like that at all. I'm being so serious, that is she did it. But, the mom did it on purpose, I think.
Speaker 1:I feel like, why would you do that?
Speaker 3:That's the question.
Speaker 6:I think, like she said, she wasn't really interested in being a grandparent, so maybe it's.
Speaker 3:She just likes the name and isn't connected to the child is what it sounds like to me. That's a conversation piece to say to the mom.
Speaker 6:I think it's a like atonement of sorts, because she felt like she missed out. Oh no, well, I think it's done in a very poor manner I'd love to chime in.
Speaker 2:I don't know what atonement means Making right.
Speaker 6:I have to atone for my sins.
Speaker 3:Trying to make right for not being engaged in their lives when they were little, so she's trying to make up for it, my shit zoo.
Speaker 2:Lily. Well, mom, you want to make it right. Change that goddamn dog name. It's my Lily.
Speaker 3:Jams, I don't know why I get that wrong. Ams, would you say, change the dog's name? Yes, braden, dog's name changed.
Speaker 1:Change it.
Speaker 3:Okay, we're all on the same page. Dear Ams and Jams, I met this really great girl at work and I have been seeing for a few months now. We have gotten around to asking how many people sexually have you been with Dumbass question. She told me she'd lost count, but it's around 30 to 50 people. Word, mostly random hookup guys from online datings. Wow, that's a lot of dicks.
Speaker 2:That's fair. That's a lot of dicks, that's fair.
Speaker 3:That's a good point. This was a gut punch and I can't stop thinking about it, especially since mine is so much lower.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say smaller by law of averages.
Speaker 4:I'm in the bottom Now.
Speaker 1:I need you to give me all three of those guys Based on the pictures.
Speaker 3:Based on the pictures, you could probably tell pretty quick. This is the first time pictures do I need to spell it out? For you no, if the gentlemen are different than him, yeah they're likely, I got it.
Speaker 1:I got it I'm just guessing.
Speaker 2:His name is bradley.
Speaker 3:His name is all right this was a gut punch and I can't stop thinking about it, especially since mine is much lower. This is the first time I have felt like this and I can't stop thinking about it. I'm not sure if I'm going to move on ams and jams how should I bring this up or should I just start maybe looking to move on?
Speaker 6:lay in you should stop being so fucking insecure. Yeah, well, well, what?
Speaker 1:Let's just pump the brakes here a little bit. If a man had fucked 50 women.
Speaker 6:people would be like, ah yeah, man, so fucking cool, but a girl does it. And they're like, ew, that's not what we're saying how many dicks have you had there? How many boobs have you sucked on what?
Speaker 4:the hell.
Speaker 2:That's not a factor in a relationship. I need to know the number of nipples. Give it to me, hold on.
Speaker 3:I have a question Is it per person or boobs? Because that number's double.
Speaker 6:Per boobs. Per boobs they're different, right.
Speaker 2:No, he said the other one's different. No.
Speaker 3:Just because yours are different, don't mean that everyone's different.
Speaker 1:Everybody else's are different. The answer to this question at all times, if you are going to ask somebody who you know, tells you the truth.
Speaker 2:Alright Jams, I have a question.
Speaker 6:If you want to, I'll tell you. Do you want that?
Speaker 3:number. Yeah, let's go around the room. No, I don't want to. I'll tell you. Do you want that?
Speaker 1:number. Yeah, yeah, let's go around the room. No, I don't want to do that, I just want to put jams on this. No, I'm just saying if you're in a relationship and you ask that question, you better be ready for the answer, that's the point that I'm getting, and if you are with a smoke show, then just be prepared that it's probably a higher number, and if you can't take whatever number she throws at you, then don't ask the fucking question.
Speaker 1:All right, let me ask you this and you know what you should just always say it's none of your fucking business.
Speaker 3:Oh, I don't think you can say that I don't know about all that. I think you can say we're not going to talk about this. I don't think you can say it's so rough. I've with people before, you've been with people before, that's all that. That's it. Let's say there's no age on here, but let's say they're they're 25 to do this. If the number's 50, does it change your mind?
Speaker 6:no 25 and you've had 50 dudes I mean that's like five a year if she started at 15 I know someone that that's a weekend, that's a trip.
Speaker 2:Precisely, that's a trip to.
Speaker 6:Chicago. I am living my life. Oh, I thought you were marking the time. I'm just saying Can't do that.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying we're live. If you're going to ask the question, you better be able to handle the answer.
Speaker 3:I think you think the other person is going to protect your feelings or you just assume you're not with a whore. Have you ever asked?
Speaker 2:that question for real, because you're a different generation?
Speaker 3:Have you really that's not Ask me I was going to say you, you were a matter of fact. She got out an abacus to explain it to me. We had to carry the one Shut the fuck up. It was great I was sitting there.
Speaker 4:I was like okay, this one too Is that the second.
Speaker 3:We went down to the third row and I'm like my goodness, jams, are you serious? How did you walk Settle?
Speaker 5:yourself down. How are?
Speaker 3:you not bowlegged.
Speaker 6:But here's the thing when you get with someone, you've got a pretty good idea of their sexuality.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 6:If you have someone that's like super quick to Again running into the entire table.
Speaker 1:That did not make a single noise. Yes, it did you have made so much noise.
Speaker 2:Can I have a story time with Bray? Of course I asked that question in this basement.
Speaker 6:You were lied to.
Speaker 2:She told me that, no, I wasn't, it was the, it was a day. It wasn't her, it wasn't Brianna, it was a blonde girl. No, I don't remember. Well, yeah, it was a girl, whatever. Yeah, and I said how many? And she was like it's around 50. I was like get out, I'm going to take you home. Well, matter of fact, you park down the street, walk, go to your car. Jeez, that was the last time I've asked that question, because all the other answers they did save my feelings.
Speaker 6:You didn't want to hurt.
Speaker 1:This should have been a topic you didn't want to have to make a decision to stop. So if you get with somebody and they're like do all this crazy shit, do you sound like you've been with more people?
Speaker 2:Yes, crazy shit. Do you sound like you've been with more people? Yes, yeah, if you're a goddamn acrobat, hey, you've done this time or two, haven't you? This isn't your first rodeo.
Speaker 5:You've had time to figure out what you want.
Speaker 2:If they ask you how much.
Speaker 3:Knowing what you want isn't so bad.
Speaker 1:How tall are you? How'd you figure that out?
Speaker 2:How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Alright, I can deal with that. So yeah, we'll start. What's your number? I want a roundabout within five.
Speaker 5:I want to be able to be in a bikini, but I'm not.
Speaker 3:I was going to let you get right up to possibly answering and then stop. No, I'm not going to answer that question. But it's more than 30.
Speaker 1:No, it's not Jesus. Don't do me like that's rude well, I was one of them.
Speaker 2:Is it between 20 and 30?
Speaker 3:no, we're not talking about just over the last five years fuck off, denny all right.
Speaker 2:So it's fair to say it's between 10 to 20. I just look, I'm just trying to, I I'm deducing.
Speaker 1:You're deducing.
Speaker 3:She should have deduced.
Speaker 1:Stop making me sound like Like what.
Speaker 3:Like what A whore. I don't know that we helped anyone this week. No.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't know, I think we did the dude and the throuple no you guys didn't help him.
Speaker 3:You two were rude. You know what we did need to do. It's time to talk about one thing I love and one thing you hate. Jams, give us one thing you love, one thing you hate. I did it again. I looked at Amanda and said, jams, oh, it's Amanda's turn, no it's Jams' turn Brayden. One thing you love one thing you hate.
Speaker 2:I love things falling into place. Work is good, wasn't for a second. It is again. Sorry, it is again.
Speaker 3:I thought I was getting all choked up.
Speaker 2:No, I burped, I didn't want anyone to hear it. I thought I was on the outs with you guys, hopefully I'm not Wow, I had the most what's that?
Speaker 1:No, I was kidding, yeah.
Speaker 2:I had the most wonderful day with my lady and all four of our children. It was a good day.
Speaker 3:Today.
Speaker 2:Yeah, good, we went bowling Me, lady Me, lady Her and I. I cleaned downstairs, she cleaned upstairs while the boys played laser tag. Dude, it was awesome.
Speaker 3:It was awesome. We cleaned upstairs while the boys played laser tag. Those were always good days. It was awesome. We had a great day too.
Speaker 2:What do you hate? I hate the legal system, oh boy.
Speaker 1:Who wants to go next? I despise it.
Speaker 3:Jams, it is.
Speaker 1:I love fun nights.
Speaker 2:Boy do you?
Speaker 3:And I hate not the fact that everybody knows that you've banged 50 dudes.
Speaker 1:I have not banged 50 dudes. Would you please stop?
Speaker 2:I hate waking up on Sunday after a long weekend.
Speaker 1:I hate being so tired, so I'm exhausted. Dermaplanes tomorrow? No, I just yeah, I've got two, two appointments tomorrow and I just plug your business real quick. Um, divine glow, studio, um Studio is starting here soon. Where's? That at Kokomo or Burlington In Kokomo, oh 2705 South Berkeley Road.
Speaker 3:I brought it down. We'll have a. We'll have a a. Can you see that on the screen? A little bit, it's backwards.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, We'll have. We'll have a on the screen A little bit it's backwards oh yeah, we'll have a commercial out for you on next week.
Speaker 3:I might sneak one in this week, we'll see if I have time. But go see Jams. She's very good at ripping the hair out of your body.
Speaker 2:I saw a menu like that one time on someone's phone on a Craigslist ad, craigslist ad. You still could Just like that uh, tell us something you hate.
Speaker 3:Oh, you said being tired yes one thing you love, one thing you hate I hate uh, like the obsession over weather.
Speaker 6:I hate that, you know. 20 times a day I hear oh you ready for the big snow store coming? No, I'm not, because I'll be here.
Speaker 2:I think I know who said that to you.
Speaker 6:No, there were a lot of them, I think I know a certain one. There were so many of them, and it's almost every day that we have to talk about how cold it is or how warm it is. I don't care. I do care I enjoy the weather and the nature and you need to be alert and be prepared. But I mean I like to. Sometimes I like to be surprised, I like to walk out and say Can you guys hear this?
Speaker 3:Yes, I hate when people anything else you'd like to do, I like to test out.
Speaker 1:Denny chill dude.
Speaker 3:That's so loud, it's so loud, it's so loud oh, and I love our children.
Speaker 6:I love all of them. You use that a lot, I do almost every time no, you should.
Speaker 3:I don't always love them she says I hate our children a lot too, I mean you love when I throw your washcloths and towels in the dirty clothes.
Speaker 6:No that makes me furious. Do not put wet towels or washcloths in the hamper. You have to set them on the side to dry.
Speaker 3:Who puts those out and lets them dry before you put them in the hamper. People who to set them on the side to dry. Who puts those out and lets them dry before you put them in the hamper.
Speaker 6:People who don't like to snow 75%.
Speaker 3:What, what, what?
Speaker 6:did you just say Mold?
Speaker 2:and mildew. You started mildew with a W.
Speaker 3:And it ended in an O and because of that I'm not even doing love and hate this week, because I hate whatever it was. She was trying to say hey, head on over to Thank God CancerSavedOurDivorcecom. There's a lot more about us over there. Like, share, subscribe, tell a friend and Chico lives.
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Speaker 3:TGC SOD Correct. Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce. T-g-c-s-o-d Correct. That's weird. That actually kind of lines up it does. We'll take it.
Speaker 5:Thanks.