My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
2000's Pop Culture Trivia!
This episode explores the intricacies of modern relationships, focusing on co-parenting, intimacy, and communication. Through listener letters and a lighthearted trivia game, Denny, Amanda, Jamie, and Brayden engage in a candid discussion about love, connection, and the challenges couples face today.
• The dynamic of modern relationships through the lens of a throuple
• Engaging pop culture trivia that highlights generational differences
• The challenges and rewards of co-parenting in a blended family
• Importance of communication in re-establishing intimacy
• Advice from listeners about navigating relational difficulties
• The humorous side of relationship struggles and their impact on family life
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I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden, just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 4:That peace and happiness might be found there. You gave me hope, and now, now we have to say goodbye. Ouch, if there's any bitches in this room.
Speaker 5:Then there's something.
Speaker 1:I gotta say For all the fools who fell for the first Girl who comes their way.
Speaker 3:way I've been down that road and now I'm back sitting on square one one trying to pick myself up where I started from my wife, my ex-wife and me. Starts now, starts right now. Welcome to this week's edition of my wife, my ex-wife and me. So good news I ran into another couple today, or throuple what, if you will where the hell'd you go?
Speaker 2:yeah, they came to me. That's a good question. They came to you, they came to me.
Speaker 3:That's a good question. They came to you they came to me. Yes, they came seeking out you For real. I don't know that they were seeking me out, but they showed up and there were.
Speaker 1:I might eat all these.
Speaker 3:Are you done? I'll bring more tomorrow. Oh, you will, could you tell?
Speaker 6:everyone what you're eating Goldfish. I'm telling Pipey, you ate all for goldfish.
Speaker 2:The snack that crackles back goldfish.
Speaker 3:So anyway, these people come in and there are. It's a man and a woman but I had met her with another man the other day that she claimed was her husband, oh Christ. And then she's like, well, this is my ex-husband and he's looking for something as well, and turns out they live together all three of them. Did you meet? Did?
Speaker 2:brianna, come to your store today does she live with her ex-husband? No, are you sure that joke backfired so?
Speaker 1:bad. Yeah, that was dumb, damn it.
Speaker 2:Tell me, tell me, what did they say? They searched you out for the podcast. Oh, no, no no, no.
Speaker 1:What the hell are we talking about? No, he just met a throuple today, jesus.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm so confused.
Speaker 3:Well, that was a good story and you guys ruined it. You know why? Because you don't pay attention to this shit, I was paying attention.
Speaker 1:You met a throuple today.
Speaker 2:I knew it, you met a throuple. I thought you were piggybacking off of the Outback waitress that you texted us about. I met a throuple today. They found me to talk to me about the podcast.
Speaker 1:That was all your assumption. He didn't make it lead that way, that's where I thought he was going.
Speaker 6:That was just you being stuck on that I thought he was going.
Speaker 2:I was just you being stuck on that. I looked for her today at Outback, but it wasn't her.
Speaker 6:How did you look for her?
Speaker 3:Is Bree here.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's right.
Speaker 3:No, so now she gets to listen and hear her name on the podcast.
Speaker 2:B-R-I. I think she likes my laugh, my girlfriend's right here.
Speaker 6:You should have just laughed.
Speaker 2:I thought about it just real loud in the restaurant.
Speaker 3:Just look around, see if anybody recognizes.
Speaker 2:Nope, nobody's ears perked up, you guys suck, you're like a local celebrity.
Speaker 3:You're like a local celebrity, yeah, so I think. So Welcome to the show this week. Boy, I've got a doozy for us today. Can't wait. I'm so excited. I don't know, that it's all that exciting. Do you mind talking into your microphone?
Speaker 6:She can't. She has a goldfish in her mouth.
Speaker 3:Before we do introductions, I have a question. Okay, what year were you born? Oh, boy 1992. What year were you born?
Speaker 1:1987. Thank God, you passed her between her and I 97.
Speaker 2:1997.
Speaker 3:So 87, 97, 92.
Speaker 4:That's 10 years, stepmom and five years step.
Speaker 3:Hello, zoe, hope you can hear us, okay. Thanks for tuning in. By the way, thank you for reminding me, zoe. We are hey when you guys are done with your conversation. We'll for reminding me, zoe, we are hey when you guys are done with your conversation. We'll continue on with the podcast. Who's you guys?
Speaker 2:She's supposed to be my best, goddamn friend.
Speaker 1:I'm 27.
Speaker 2:Yep, thanks we're 11 years apart 87, 97.
Speaker 4:Your math skills are not that great so you're 11.
Speaker 2:It's 11.
Speaker 3:So here's the deal 's, the deal, I'm not 38 yet you should all be well versed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the 2000s dale, you whores are going down dude you should be.
Speaker 3:You should all be. Hello, el, am I saying that right? Hello, brittany, 87 is not the best. It is not the best because I was married to someone from 87. Didn't work, thank you. So anyway, it's all about the trivia for that year. So you all should be well well versed in pop culture In the aughts, in the aughts.
Speaker 4:In the aughts Mm-hmm.
Speaker 6:Except for the person who doesn't care about culture outside.
Speaker 2:of that would be you, amanda, is going to score zero or negative?
Speaker 3:There's not a chance, that's what I thought about her in the beginning too.
Speaker 2:Oh, hold on. What was that song she listens to a little bit yeah, oh yeah, we might be in some. I'm in trouble.
Speaker 3:Actually, you are at the biggest disadvantage because you would be young. Ams or jams over here is, in my opinion, at the second most disadvantage because she's in her teenage years. She's be bopping along giving handies in the basement about wieners.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in the school, in school bathrooms. I hear you all. Right, ams over here. She's like preteen.
Speaker 3:No, she's just in the basement or in the house um he is jealous.
Speaker 1:He wasn't born, then thanks for subscribing brittany.
Speaker 3:I was born in 74 and 74 was the best. 74 Cutlass Supreme has the best car. Not the 70s.
Speaker 2:Just 74.
Speaker 6:One year out of a decade.
Speaker 3:Just that one See where I came from everyone. Hey, let's do some introductions. We should, alyssa, did I say it right that time? Thank you for the subscription. By the way, if you're watching us or listening to us, give us a like, share and subscribe, would you? And I updated our website. Go have a look at.
Speaker 6:Thank god, cancer saved our divorcecom go look at the mean things he says about his wife and his ex-wife didn't say anything mean, but speaking of me, every joke has a little truth.
Speaker 3:Hey, let's introduce my wife or my ex-wife, god, uh yeah, believe me I won't make that.
Speaker 2:I won't say that again.
Speaker 3:You got two more years of that to my left 80s are the best britney I agree. To my left, it's my ex-wife and she's kind of a whore james, and she's kind of a whore Jams you ruined everything, you stupid bitch, you ruined everything you stupid stupid bitch.
Speaker 5:You're just a lying little bitch who ruins things and wants the world to burn, bitch.
Speaker 3:You're a stupid bitch. Say hello jams. What's up? How was the week?
Speaker 1:The week was weekend.
Speaker 3:It was weekend, sounds like you're putting some shit back.
Speaker 1:No, that was fun, things are back back.
Speaker 2:No, that's fun. Things are back in their place.
Speaker 3:That was fun for me right there. Yep, me too. That was fun. It was so fun, was it so are you enjoying the podcast this week so far? Yeah, we just had to have a conversation with our daughter. Yes, one of those tough parenting conversations. I had to be the tough one on this one.
Speaker 2:With Audrey. No, sir, oh, I absolutely was, was I not tough?
Speaker 3:Well, I wasn't there.
Speaker 2:So I just want to let the record show Ams wasn't there. There was no tough.
Speaker 3:There was no tough. I was kind of tough. Jams was kind of tough, jams was kind of tough too. I'll give her her. What do they call them? The just desserts? Is that what they say? I think that might be it. Yeah, so just desserts are is handled what?
Speaker 1:do you? What do you mean by that?
Speaker 3:like giving you your flowers giving you what you're due, oh I was paying you no flowers.
Speaker 6:You shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:You don't know what it means no, he's kind of right giving you your flowers. Well, I'm in the vicinity oh my god.
Speaker 1:Anyway, amanda, I'm sorry you weren't there I just I wanted.
Speaker 3:Oh no, she's not sorry yes, I.
Speaker 1:I just I wanted that was on the list.
Speaker 3:Jams and I had a conversation with our daughter did not include ams and just so everybody knows amanda's it's fine.
Speaker 6:She will lay in bed tonight and cry, I'll just feel the bed moving and I'll honey what's wrong and she'll say no, I feel the only time you'll feel the bed moving is when Piper climbs over me and says hi, daddy, it's me Piper.
Speaker 2:It's Piper in my halitosis.
Speaker 3:That's the morning time.
Speaker 2:She's got all the time Dude we had. She had shit breath, what was it? 7 pm.
Speaker 3:Shit sandwiches.
Speaker 2:Dude, it was so bad. She was sitting on my lap playing with my watch and she'd look up at me Fading. I just, oh, I love you. You're so cute. Get off me, I don't want you on me right now. How do?
Speaker 3:you stink so bad. The cutest little thing, most putrid smell coming out of your mouth Brittany or Alyssa. I hope I'm saying that right. Give me a thumbs up if we sound okay. I changed some settings. I need a little help from the. I need a little participation from the audience. The peanut gallery.
Speaker 2:I did listen.
Speaker 6:You guys are now part-time producers and we sound good. I did, the mouth was on anyways. That's what.
Speaker 3:I was tracking. Well, I'm looking for the sound. Ok, cool, let's introduce young Brayden hey across from me and five years younger than stepmom number two, or 10 years older than stepmom number two.
Speaker 1:No, he's younger.
Speaker 4:Younger.
Speaker 3:Five years younger than stepmom number three, it's young Brayden.
Speaker 1:Hey peckerhead, maybe you should drive it harder, because you've got shit for brains.
Speaker 5:I've been in this life get much smarter because you've got shit for brains, say hello brayden, hello.
Speaker 3:Thank you, brittany. How was your week?
Speaker 2:A lot of breaking news I got to tell you.
Speaker 1:No, we don't Not, just what.
Speaker 3:I think you ought to announce right now.
Speaker 2:There's some news Are we going to play this song. There's some medical conditions. There's some when the sound come on, when you see me get down, get down, and then he's throwing the, you know what I'm going to stop before there's litigation. I'm tempting you.
Speaker 6:That was just. It was. Yeah, that's a good word. Somebody't lightning week there's a lot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's the word. Somebody's not lightning, somebody's heavy.
Speaker 2:All those going in. Someone's been heavy Now it's just going to be heavier, heavy. That's the porcupine, um, um, I mean all is well, all is well, I got all the kids, we have all the kids.
Speaker 3:You came over to my job today wearing a nice sweater.
Speaker 2:That's not what you commented on.
Speaker 3:And your pants. Your pants were also nice.
Speaker 6:Did he have the super?
Speaker 3:skinny jeans on again. He didn't have skinny jeans, they were skinny pants, like dress pants. Did you see them?
Speaker 2:No, they were utility pants. Pants Like dress pants.
Speaker 3:Did you see them? No, they were utility pants, skinny utility pants If they're skinny?
Speaker 6:how are you going to put stuff in the pockets?
Speaker 2:Well, that's the issue that I ran into when I figured out someone's got an obesity problem and AKA that's me.
Speaker 6:I got all these pockets and ain't no space to put stuff in.
Speaker 2:Guess who's got birthing hips. Guess who can't birth Me I got gifted.
Speaker 1:You know you could buy a bigger size.
Speaker 2:I can't with my waist. I got a slim waist.
Speaker 6:What do you want from me? It's called a belt.
Speaker 3:I got a big old bubble butt Boy. He's always had a bubble butt Since he was a little kid. His little butt has just protruded His bubble.
Speaker 2:Maverick's got the same thing. Maverick, same exact butt as me. Oh goodness, through and through Jet. Wee little peanut butt Like his mother. Just a wee little thing.
Speaker 1:That thing ain't little.
Speaker 2:No, hers is like his grandfather. That's such a better thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised it took you guys that long to get there.
Speaker 2:Well, no, it didn't take me long, I just, I always took it as a jab at the mom.
Speaker 1:No, piper, yeah, piper's butt.
Speaker 3:Piper's got a perfect little butt. That's not true.
Speaker 2:She's got a perfect little butt. And Piper have misshapen butts that are not proportional to their body, just like their grandfather. Speaking of butts, well sorry, one of them, father.
Speaker 1:Sorry.
Speaker 3:Let's talk to my wife. If you ready to talk to my wife with her new glasses. Those are new.
Speaker 6:I've had them for like three weeks now, not new, never noticed before now.
Speaker 5:Now you're in trouble. Hey, it's my beautiful wife, amanda. Amanda, I keep it down, but today I got to tell it. Not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway. Y'all don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I feel Today. I really hate everybody. And that's just me being real. Yeah, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday bad bitches have bad days too. Friday, saturday, sunday bounce back, hot bad bitch always do. All I really want to hear is it'll be okay. All I really want to hear is it'll be okay.
Speaker 3:Bounce back, because a bad bitch can have bad days.
Speaker 6:Well, bad bitch, how was your week that was? It was long, it was a long week.
Speaker 3:Was it long with projectile vomiting?
Speaker 6:Oh, there was so much vomit and then hers fell down in the vomit. Oh, Piper.
Speaker 5:Okay, so listen.
Speaker 1:And breaking news has just come across the desk in every joke has a little true studio.
Speaker 3:Take it away, denny it has come to this correspondence desk. Yes, but I have a confession to make. Hers fell down. Hers did fall down In her own puke. I was laying in bed.
Speaker 6:Confused as fuck that baby's puking.
Speaker 3:She's laying in bed. I felt her scurry to the end of the bed. Oh, I heard her get up. I heard Amanda say honey, go in the bathroom. And I heard her start vomiting, talking about Pipey Joe. Yeah, here's where it gets bad. Okay, I pretended to be asleep.
Speaker 2:For most of it, it doesn't need to be two adults handling this.
Speaker 6:What he's not telling you is that's not the first time, that was the second time. The first time he just had no idea.
Speaker 3:And then I heard her slip and fall In the bathroom In the bathroom, which means I knew that she slipped and fell in puke. And what did I do?
Speaker 2:I shut my eyes real wide, real hard. Guess who started snoring Me.
Speaker 3:And I was like how long do I have to lay here?
Speaker 1:And then I finally I got up because, like to be fair to me, when he calculated how long it was taking you to clean everything up, he's like oh, I can tell you he sat up and he looked at me and I was, as I was stepping over a pile on the carpet, and he says why are you limping?
Speaker 6:I said I'm not limping, I just leaped the lake of vomit on our floor.
Speaker 3:There was so much. To also be fair, I was kind of in and out while I was like faking to be asleep, I was half out. So when I did wake up and finally get out of bed, I'm like what's happening?
Speaker 6:because I had I felt like brain. He was like, oh, is there an intruder? No, was that a dream 10 minutes ago out of bed. I'm like what's happening? Because I felt like brain. He was like, oh, is there an intruder?
Speaker 2:No, Hold on. Was that a dream ten minutes ago? I wish it was ten minutes ago.
Speaker 3:You wanted to miss it all Because. Then I took her into the bathroom and felt bad because she's looking at me with puppy dog eyes, my belly hurts, I just make my belly hurt she feel better.
Speaker 6:She is better now.
Speaker 3:She is better now.
Speaker 6:She's a little tired still, but she's finally on the end. She had a fever to go with it. It was bad.
Speaker 2:She's got that new what is it called Nora virus.
Speaker 6:It's not new. It's always been a thing, has it? Yeah, people, did you normally call it the stomach flu?
Speaker 1:Oh good, what if we change the name?
Speaker 6:It sounds more Hi Speed Fan Thank you Hello, speed Fan Go Ronaldo.
Speaker 3:Welcome to the podcast. We appreciate you jumping in. You're actually here just in time because it is time. Everyone have your pen and paper ready.
Speaker 2:The pen is mightier than the sword. I got a lime one.
Speaker 3:Alright, here's the deal. You must call out your name for the answer. Oh, and then we gotta tally our points. Yes, you have to keep track of your points. I am the final decision maker on this. Should there be a punishment at the end of the show? No, for the losers.
Speaker 6:No, because there's a good chance, it's me.
Speaker 3:I think there should be a punishment at the end of the show. No For the losers, no because there's a good chance.
Speaker 2:It's me.
Speaker 4:I think there should be a song sung by the loser.
Speaker 2:Yeah, my neck, my back. That's who sings.
Speaker 6:You want to hear either of your stepmoms sing that? My neck, my back, whoa whoa whoa you haven't lost yet.
Speaker 2:You haven't lost yet.
Speaker 3:Jams is excited to sing.
Speaker 2:All right, never mind, all right.
Speaker 3:Now the information of the hour. By the way, tune in next week, because we have a special treat next week. Before I talk about this one, nom, nom, nom, nom. What there's some of that that happens, I think, oh no. Yeah, I think oh, no yeah. I think, we are speaking to a lady that is Gay. No Well, I think she's. There are multiple people in their relationship.
Speaker 6:Oh, polyamorous Super excited.
Speaker 3:Hers in a cult Got it Super excited.
Speaker 6:Brittany wants us to get drunk again. James, James and I have to drive home.
Speaker 3:Brittany wants us to get drunk again, james, that's the person that got me today at lunch was like hey, jams drinking is one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 6:I got one right here, you want it no god no, all right, we saw a bottle of wine from the last time that I could get down there.
Speaker 1:Brittany, that's a good idea.
Speaker 3:Drink for every wrong answer from the last time that I could get down with Brittany. That's a good idea. Drink for every wrong answer.
Speaker 1:Everybody has to take a swig, oh no, you'd have to go get the wine. I'm not drinking that shit.
Speaker 3:All right, brittany's been drinking already. She says, Okay, here we go. I'm so curious to see who's going to win. Here we go go 2000s pop culture trivia. Oh my god, yeah, question number one okay. In the 2004 documentary supersize me they chronicled the decline in health of filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, as he spent 30 days eating food exclusively from.
Speaker 6:McDonald's.
Speaker 3:Brayden, what was your answer? Mcdonald's. Mcdonald's is correct. Brayden gets a point. I wanted to know the full question. He can call it out if he would like. Alright, what's the score right now?
Speaker 2:One to zero. Are you fucking serious, it's one to aughts.
Speaker 3:All right. Question number two 2000's trivia. In 2000,. Who starred in the live action remake of how the Grinch Stole Christmas, brayden, brayden, jim Carrey, oh my God, he's on fire. This is going to be a problem. You're not going to get this one, can we?
Speaker 1:just make a noise, yeah.
Speaker 3:What's that noise? All right, if you want to.
Speaker 1:Hork, no, I just like I can't even Dicks, waiter, dicks.
Speaker 2:Waiter, all right. Question number three.
Speaker 3:All right. Question number three Founded by an Australian surfer in California who longed for the soft sheepskin boots of his youth, what American boot brand took off in 2003 after being featured as one of Oprah's favorite things? Ams, uggs, uggs. It is Nice.
Speaker 2:I thought, for sure you were going to get that. I was like it's got to be a Wolverine To be fair.
Speaker 6:I did not know that that was accurate. I thought Uggs were like later Tell Brittany that's cheating. That's the only thing. That's like fuzzy inside, oh no is she giving the answers?
Speaker 2:She said I can't type them fast enough. Tell her no cheating.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can't cheat and she can hear you. By the way also, brittany, you can't do that. See that microphone in front of you. I see it. I can bring her on the show we could. We could put her on right now. She could compete with you no, she'd kick her ass.
Speaker 6:Probably.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she would kick her ass for a bonus point, spell Uggs, u-g-g-s. All right, give yourself a point that's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 2:That's such okay spell. Brady, this is bullshit. All right, give yourself a point. That's fucking bullshit.
Speaker 6:Okay, this is bullshit.
Speaker 3:S-t-u-p-i-d damn it, she gets another point it's tied now thanks to you, I know well, here you're gonna get a chance to get it right back he's trying to make up for some things.
Speaker 6:I'm just out of the running.
Speaker 3:What controversial music icon made headlines in 2002 when he dangled his nine-month-old James Brayden. Michael Jackson, he can't be stopped.
Speaker 2:I was it For what. It was Michael or Janet, because it could have been Super Bowl, could have been the baby over the balcony.
Speaker 3:What was his son's name? Blanket Blanket. Can I get another point? You can't. That's shut, you suck dude, I do things to her.
Speaker 1:Greetings, john. Yeah, john Fofo.
Speaker 3:What that's not right.
Speaker 6:Why can't you see it on yours? Oh, because you're full screen.
Speaker 1:John John Fofo Hanam.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 3:Greetings. Greetings, john, thank you for coming to the show. Hopefully you know something about 2000s pop culture. Trivia Brittany is also watching and trying not to answer.
Speaker 1:Just because he fucking screams, it doesn't mean he's first.
Speaker 2:Actually it turns out, if I say it first, I'm first.
Speaker 6:Brittany, I thought you were on my team.
Speaker 3:She's advocating for you to get the extra point.
Speaker 6:It's your decision, I gotta be honest, it's kind of impressive, but no point.
Speaker 3:Number five Fifty first dates. Hitch and the Fifth Element were among the first films that were released on what new, new, colorfully named disc format on June 20th Miss. Amanda, did you say Isabel?
Speaker 2:No, she said Miss Amanda, it's me. Miss Amanda, are you at work?
Speaker 3:Are there two-year-olds running around? Is that what you think of us?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Miss.
Speaker 1:Amanda.
Speaker 3:Mommy to Piper, but Miss Amanda Blu-ray, it is. Give yourself a point, miss Amanda. Mommy to Piper, but Miss Amanda Blu-ray, it is. Give yourself a point. Miss Amanda, would you like Jesus Christ?
Speaker 1:If you give her another chance to get an extra point, I'm calling bullshit.
Speaker 2:Hey, hey, we'll walk out.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, if we don't all get one too?
Speaker 3:You might not want to have to earn it the same way she does. Oh Jesus, well, if we don't all get one too, you might not want to have to earn it the same way she does.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 3:I'm your fan. Well, I didn't say for you, all right, good, all right. Next question Rock and roll. This one. Be on your toes. Anybody's going to get this one Reflecting the artist's real name the Marshall Mathers, amanda, amanda Slim Shady.
Speaker 2:That's not true, though. What's?
Speaker 1:the question. She said it. That's not true, eminem.
Speaker 3:That is correct.
Speaker 6:I thought that was because of what you said. The basic meaning Take a point away. No, yes.
Speaker 2:She went way Slim Shady, that's her. Who is Slim.
Speaker 1:Shady. Well, the way you were saying it Stand up.
Speaker 6:I actually said that to Brex earlier.
Speaker 3:Eminem was the correct answer. 2003 was when Beyonce becomes or okay, strike that, let's start over. 2003 was when Beyonce Knowles becomes simply Beyonce. That was the year she released her first solo album, jams.
Speaker 2:Oh, is it the album? Yep Shut up.
Speaker 4:Are you guys saying it?
Speaker 1:It's not the song, is it? If you like it, you should have put a ring on it.
Speaker 3:I did. Are you shitting me? That's incorrect. Take your point away, damn it. That was the year she released her first solo album, dangerously In Love after splitting, from which girl group Raiden?
Speaker 1:Destiny's Child that is correct Should have listened to the question I bet Brittany had that one locked and loaded.
Speaker 3:All right, here we go. This is going to be another one. Michael C Hall is probably best known for playing the serial killer on Jams Dexter. Dexter is correct, that's his name.
Speaker 2:I don't like that. Michael C Hall, he's Dexter, he's Dexter Morgan, actually.
Speaker 6:Have you guys watched the new? No, I was just telling him we wanted to. Is it good I've?
Speaker 1:only watched the first episode. Is that a part of?
Speaker 3:it. Is it good, For fuck's sake? I ask a question. This was exactly our life when we were married and it's much like our life now. I'll say, hey, is it sunny outside? And they'll say, well, it's 40 degrees.
Speaker 6:How do you win with that? Well, now you know the temperature.
Speaker 1:You can see for your fucking self, and you know what they'll say Use your eyes.
Speaker 3:Well, it's noon, no.
Speaker 1:Usually the sun's out at noon.
Speaker 3:I would kill myself. It's not the moon. Unless it's overcast, sun's still out. The sun's always out. Based on that theory.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3:I hate you. With sequels in 2004, 9, and 14, saw players watching and directing characters to mundane things like eating sleeping Amanda, amanda, I almost said it again. You almost said Miss Amanda, again Sims, that is correct.
Speaker 2:Good job. Grand Theft Auto or Sims, I was like I've never eaten in Grand Theft Auto. I've only done unspeakable things, all right. Jams done unspeakable things, all right.
Speaker 3:Jams. What's your point? Two, Two, brayden, quattro, two. All right, so it's two, four two.
Speaker 6:Does Miss Amanda have separate points?
Speaker 2:She must Miss Amanda's real confused.
Speaker 3:Now I am also real confused because we have eight points and we've done nine questions. Oh, somebody missed one. Yeah, I took one away and so did she EL James erotic Fifty Shades of Grey was originally created as a fan fiction. For what book or movie series about vampires Bray Brayden?
Speaker 2:Getting ready to be Trace.
Speaker 3:Ooh, proves me wrong.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:It was Twilight of Vampire Diaries. How are those related? Because it's real sexy. What do you want from me?
Speaker 1:I don't know how they're related either.
Speaker 2:I can't read that book in a second.
Speaker 1:Let me tell you they weren't doing anything in Twilight, because they were doing it in Fifty Shades of Grey. I was going to say Vampire Diaries at first.
Speaker 3:I was like that's a little sexier. John got that one.
Speaker 6:he said he gives you all, not that one. That was a while ago.
Speaker 4:Oh, that was before. Yeah, Sorry.
Speaker 3:I can't see the screen all the time. Oh, everyone was friends with Tom. On what groundbreaking website the most wide? With Tom. On what groundbreaking website the most Braden?
Speaker 2:MySpace.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's right, braden is running away with it. Remember that guy's picture, yeah.
Speaker 5:It's just the same one.
Speaker 3:Was that guy the one that actually made the website?
Speaker 2:I think that's who it was the blank picture, just the outline. That's him. No, no, no, it's the guy.
Speaker 6:It was like a picture, he's a white. T-shirt. I see his face.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the creator of it. He's just like a regular dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was. You know, MySpace was kind of cool.
Speaker 3:What was Facebook called when it first came out? Facebook, the Facebook, the Facebook. Oh, was it got myself in trouble.
Speaker 2:And then she lost it.
Speaker 3:That was the world leveling back up. All right, here we go. Get your buzzers ready, don't you? And stick with you. Were 2000's hits? From what feline girl group? Amanda Jams, danny Cain.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:Fronted by Nicole Amanda.
Speaker 6:Amandaanda, yeah, the pussycat dolls say that again slow don't you with your girl? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no I was going to say, don't you get it, baby.
Speaker 3:What's going on with you over there?
Speaker 2:no, no, no, it's all good damn, I don't know why.
Speaker 1:I thought it was fucking Danny Kane.
Speaker 3:Pussycat Dolls is correct. They must be Brayden's glory years. What are the John's asking for an update on the scores I have? One what is six three?
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 3:I told you I thought this is how it might go Well. No, I said Brayden was at a disadvantage in you, Mm-hmm. What actress won Best Actress Academy Award for the Blind Side in 2010?
Speaker 1:Sandra.
Speaker 3:Bullock? That is correct, sandra Bullock. Next question Ooh, I like this one. What celebrity socialite admitted that in her early 2000s catchphrase that's hot was a favorite of her sister, nikki's? But she ran with it and eventually trademarked it?
Speaker 2:no idea three seconds house of bunny house, bunny house, bunny Bray. Reese Witherspoon, incorrect son of a bitch take a point away who was it? Three, two.
Speaker 3:Harris Hilton.
Speaker 1:Nikki and Paris. Fuck, oh no, no idea, I would do things to.
Speaker 3:Paris, you don't talk about a party. Brittany says Paris Hilton, nikki and Paris Fuck, oh, no, no, I do. I would do things to Paris you don't talk about at parties.
Speaker 1:Brittany says Paris Hilton.
Speaker 2:Yep, I would clear this off with the three of you in this room. I would just wipe everything.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, John Brittany, did you guys like Paris Hilton?
Speaker 2:No, she's the greatest in House of Wax. I've never seen a woman look like that before.
Speaker 3:Sure, it was a far cry from Ella Enchanted and the Princess Diaries, but which actor shocked the Internet when she revealed?
Speaker 6:that she.
Speaker 3:Amanda Anne Hathaway, anne Hathaway.
Speaker 2:Look at you guys what she have a wiener, no, no.
Speaker 3:Look at you guys. What so? You have a wiener? No, no, in 2002, justin Guarini G-U-A-R-I-N-I finished in second place. To what future?
Speaker 2:superstar in the inaugural season of American Idol. Who won American Idol the first year? This is easy. Yeah, it is. It is Bray Brayden, kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 3:That is correct Kelly Clarkson and Kelly.
Speaker 1:Liam Jones says your mom is the answer to every question.
Speaker 3:Almost yeah Close. Brayden's mom is she believes more questions than answers. But yeah, um, in the year 2000, kentwood, louisiana, opened a museum dedicated to which 18 year old songstress who, along with her siblings, brian and jamie lynn, calls the town home. Oh, oh, son of a Britney Spears.
Speaker 2:Britney.
Speaker 3:Spears. Oh right, as it was Jamie, I was like I am going to tell you right now I have never felt dirtier than Britney Spears in that schoolgirl's outfit. Great, I probably shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you should just count that one to yourself. Those are inside thoughts For the rest of your life.
Speaker 2:Everybody feels that way.
Speaker 3:We just don't say it.
Speaker 2:Well, I was, well I mean that was 20 years ago. I feel that same way about britney spears yesterday and today.
Speaker 3:Yesterday, today and tomorrow shave head and all right, dude, shave that head, baby shave whatever I'm down, uh, in the early 2000s, you probably sported what piece of jelly jewelry on your forearm? Uh-oh, uh-oh, specifically a yellow one, amanda.
Speaker 6:Amanda A Livestrong armband.
Speaker 4:Not a chance. That's too early, I will accept it.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, it's a Livestrong, bracelet. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Is that what?
Speaker 3:you did.
Speaker 6:It threw me off when you said forearm. They don't go on your forearm you wear them on your fucking wrist.
Speaker 1:However, when I think you didn't read the rest of the question for me and you did for her, I didn't say my full name.
Speaker 3:She didn't say her name, she pulled back.
Speaker 6:It's like pushing down on the buzzer and not releasing it.
Speaker 2:That's not how that works, Even on Jeopardy, like for real. It that's not how that works, Even on Jeopardy, like for real. It's not how they express it. She said no. She said oh, man Gosh.
Speaker 6:No, I didn't have the last one. She said I'm it.
Speaker 1:Play it back. She said I'm it. And then you read the rest of the question. Let's go.
Speaker 3:Let's go to the. Don't ask Brittany, it's all good. Don't ask Brittany, it's all good.
Speaker 2:She gets the point.
Speaker 1:Let's go to the next one.
Speaker 3:I'm just curious what's the? John might ask again what's the scores? Jams Four, brayden, oh shit, six, four, uh-oh.
Speaker 1:Tightening up. Okay, now I changed my mind. She needs that taken away.
Speaker 3:All right, here we go. Brayden's Raiden's gonna get this one featuring Christopher men's plaza, or plas die hard take a point away, featuring Christopher men's plaza as McLovin 2007 super bad, that is correct take your point away.
Speaker 3:We're not tied. Jams what? 2007. Jams, superbad. That is correct. Take your point away. We're now tied. Well, you two are. Jams is behind by one or Ams is behind by one. What? 2000 novel by Meg Cabot, adapted into a film starring Anne Hathaway, introduced the world to Mia Thermopolis, a New York City teen who discovers she's actually Amanda. Did you say Miss Amanda?
Speaker 6:again. Let her answer Is it Princess Diaries?
Speaker 3:It is. That is correct. All right, let's do a quick update. Brittany, what's your score right now? She probably has 100%. She's got them all 5.
Speaker 2:We are all tied up this is for $100,000 a prize of unspeakable value what if I just kill them both? I like my odds. What if I kill Jamie and then I? I really do everything I can with him. I do my best.
Speaker 3:Years before she starred in Big Little Lies with his daughter. Which actress was engaged to? Lenny Kravitz? Jams, fuck, reese Witherspoon. Incorrect To Lenny Kravitz in 2002. Hint, she's now married to Keith Urban and famously divorced from Tom Cruise. Can.
Speaker 1:I answer again.
Speaker 3:No, three seconds. I cannot believe you don't know this.
Speaker 1:Can I answer again? Who doesn't?
Speaker 3:know it. I don't Go ahead, you don't get to point, but you can answer.
Speaker 1:Who's she married to right now? Keith Urban.
Speaker 3:Keith Urban.
Speaker 4:How do you ask many?
Speaker 3:times to answer and then just stand there and stare at me like an idiot.
Speaker 1:Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 3:Nicole Kidman is correct, but you don't get the point.
Speaker 5:Oh, thank goodness, you already missed it.
Speaker 3:That was a good one. A little birdie told us that Noah Glass, Biz Stone and Evan Williams were three of the four founders of what social network that launched in 2006? Jams, Jams, Facebook Incorrect. Oh fuck, Take the point away please.
Speaker 1:I thought that was that big thing, like he stole it from his roommates.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's true, that was Facebook. That was Facebook.
Speaker 1:That was Zuckerberg, though 2006.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was Facebook, that was Facebook.
Speaker 1:That was Zuckerberg though. Yeah, but I thought those were other people.
Speaker 3:Brayden, what Twitter that is correct.
Speaker 6:Give yourself a point. That was also my guess, but for some reason I was thinking Twitter.
Speaker 4:Instagram we have so many.
Speaker 6:MySpace I was like no, that's he, just no, that's Tom. We already talked about that.
Speaker 3:The American version of the show the Office premiered on NBC in 2005. The show takes place in what Pennsylvania city? Scranton, what is it? Scranton?
Speaker 2:That is correct, I hate you more than I hated you when you were my stepmom right now. Why? Because you're closer than I want you to be Four.
Speaker 3:The last one in quotes was the simple name of the final episode of what TV series which ended its 10th and final season in 2004. 2004? Guarantee you, Brittany knows this one.
Speaker 1:Can you give us a hint? No, no, that was the hint. I just read you an entire fucking question. That's your hint.
Speaker 3:What'd you say? You want me to read it again, please? The last one was the simple name of the final episode of what TV series? Fuck it Friends. That is correct.
Speaker 1:Good job.
Speaker 6:I should have known that. Do you know why? I know that? Why? Because of that stupid weird show that we just watched and she goes in that bunker and watches the final episode of Friends.
Speaker 5:And it comes up on the screen and says the last one.
Speaker 6:Wow, because let me tell you, I've never watched a single episode of that show. Oh my God, a single episode of that show.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, what is the somewhat logical term for the Internet prank and meme, in which an unexpected appearance of the music video from the 1987 Rick Astley song Never Gonna Give you Up is planted into an unrelated link? The meme's popularity dates back to 2008. What's that called? You just got what?
Speaker 1:Who's it involve?
Speaker 3:Rick Astley.
Speaker 2:Never gonna give you up. And he's dancing.
Speaker 5:Never gonna let you down and it's in like a YouTube video.
Speaker 3:There's a term for that. Yeah, you guys don't know it, it's called Rickrolling. I knew that.
Speaker 2:You're old as shit. That was in 2000.
Speaker 6:That's something some old people would be doing. Ha ha, we're still cool.
Speaker 2:Guess who I Rickrolled today. Rickrolled Shut up dude that's weird, Rickroll your stepmom oh.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 3:One of the biggest hits of 2003, Bring Me to Life, was recorded by what rock band Whose name Brayden Evanescence? Look at you.
Speaker 2:I did not expect you to get that one.
Speaker 3:I wasn't listening. Go ahead, belt it out, we'll listen.
Speaker 6:Wake me up inside oh, that's good. I was thinking of one that scared me. Wake me up. Wake me up inside oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 4:I was thinking of one that scared me.
Speaker 5:Wake me up, wake me up. I can't wake up, wake me up.
Speaker 6:It sounds to me like You're arguing with yourself. Bring me, save me from the nothing.
Speaker 2:I was close. It was like you guys Are in a concert.
Speaker 3:You said it before. Your voice is somewhere Between.
Speaker 2:Adele and Jesus and.
Speaker 3:Jesus, the songs hey Mama by the Black Eyed Peas, technologic by Daft Punk Did I say that right?
Speaker 5:Yep.
Speaker 3:And Vertigo by U2 appear in a series of commercials featuring black silhouettes dancing in front of brightly colored backgrounds. Commercials featuring black silhouettes dancing in front of brightly colored backgrounds. What product released in 2001? Were these commercials created to advertise this one? You're all going to say, oh, I'll give you three seconds.
Speaker 6:Is it advertising a CD?
Speaker 4:Three.
Speaker 1:Is it a clothing store, do you?
Speaker 3:think I'm just going to start answering questions. I can hope I can catch you off guard. No, it's not a CD Three, is it a clothing store? Do you think I'm just going to start answering questions? I can hope I can catch you off guard?
Speaker 6:No, it's not a.
Speaker 3:CD One iPod.
Speaker 6:Not a chance, no. I had no idea.
Speaker 1:I was going to say Old Navy.
Speaker 2:Black Eyed Peas are sporting Old Nate.
Speaker 3:It's Fergie, you should all know the questions are getting harder because we're getting deeper in the list. That's fine. I have seven points, so what's the score right now? Seven. You have four still.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You have seven, six.
Speaker 2:Six. What's seven in Siente?
Speaker 1:I'll change it in a way.
Speaker 3:I know you'd have to go on the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in 2009. Just over a year after his death, becoming just the second person to win a Not a chance.
Speaker 6:What the fuck was his?
Speaker 3:name. You might as well call it out before you know.
Speaker 6:He played the Joker. What was his name? Joker? He died Mr the Joker. What was his name? Joker? He died Mr Joker. Keith, something.
Speaker 2:You just let me know when she's done.
Speaker 6:No, you can't steal it I gave enough.
Speaker 2:That's enough. His name's not Keith Keith Ledger, keith Edger Keith.
Speaker 6:Fledger, is it Keith Rhymes with?
Speaker 1:Keith, it's Meath.
Speaker 3:Just call him Meath from now on. That's what I called him.
Speaker 2:Well, you guys didn't call him that. Oh, that was fun Okay.
Speaker 3:Get your voices ready. This is anyone's anyone's right here. David Brent was played by Ricky Gervais in the 2001 to 2003 British version of an iconic mockumentary TV series. The Office Should have let that point away. Are you shitting me? But who played his counterpart, michael Scott, in 2005 through 13? Jams? Steve Carell, that is correct.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 1:How did I get?
Speaker 4:that wrong.
Speaker 1:You said the office. Oh, you're asking for a person.
Speaker 6:Yeah, he wanted a name not a show.
Speaker 3:How did you say? How did I get this wrong?
Speaker 1:Well, because you didn't listen to the rest of the question Like usual for Brandon Damn.
Speaker 3:Brandon's like looking at me like what did I do wrong? I clearly got that right.
Speaker 2:What's the next one? I'm back to seven.
Speaker 3:In 2006, which star hot off Mean Girls starting.
Speaker 1:James, not a chance. Lindsay Lohan, look at you, son of a bitch.
Speaker 2:How did you know? Mean Girls is only Lindsay Lohan and we wear pink on Wednesday?
Speaker 3:did you know that Lindsay Lohan has like completely redone herself?
Speaker 2:yeah, it's like a people are talking about, like a miracle, like everybody's real happy for her. Why would someone be?
Speaker 3:happy for her. Like she's a miserable human being, but she was.
Speaker 2:No, she still is, now she's not, that doesn't just stop. I get it. I'd still like to see her boobs.
Speaker 3:I think you're going to get this next one. Probably not. I believe you will before either of the other two. Miss Amanda gonna get this next one? Probably not. I believe you will before either of the other two. Miss amanda, miss amanda, why do I keep saying? You said it, miss amanda it could happen if the g7 combined their military might. What iconic song of the early 2000s got his title brayden uh uh, fly like a g6 no way, no way.
Speaker 3:Just listen to the rest of the question. Got its title from when, as a child, jack white misheard the name of the salvation army. What Army? What it could happen if the G7 combined their military might. What iconic song of the early 2000s got its title from when, as a child, jack White misheard the name of the Salvation Army? This is a band name and you listen to them. Time is up. Seven Nation Army. I do not listen to them. Yes, you do.
Speaker 6:Play me a song.
Speaker 2:He can't. They're yours. You listen to them. I don't listen to them.
Speaker 6:Yes, you do?
Speaker 2:I cannot Like a G6. I cannot but fly like a G6. What 2004?
Speaker 3:show starred Kristen Bell as a teen sleuth with a planetary name jams, jams Mars um that's her answer.
Speaker 2:It's Mars and it's no, oh my god three seconds two fuck one else.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, three seconds Two Fuck One Else. I'm good, she was almost there, veronica.
Speaker 2:Mars, yep, veronica Mars, damn it If Amanda said that she'd have gotten the point.
Speaker 3:I know, in 2007, earl Cole became the first winner of what reality TV show to receive all the votes in the final Survivor. That is correct. Survivor it is. You know I have watched. You know I started. The very first episode of survivor I ever watched was when I split with your mother and I moved to that little house on Lafayette Circle in Kokomo and I watched the season finale. I hadn't watched any of the show, but it had been talked about so much that I sat and watched it with just that in there. I sat there and cried and ate popcorn and watched Survivor. I want to go back and be mistreated and miserable for much longer. And Stockholm syndrome. I watched that. And now I have watched survivor with Tracy, yeah, with jams and with amps. That's four administrations, the same TV show and it's the same host too. 41 seasons, 42 seasons, 42 seasons, 42 seasons.
Speaker 2:I'm still waiting to get a dog that looks like a Rupert, so I can name him Rupert Well you hugged.
Speaker 3:Rupert Tracy took you to see Rupert.
Speaker 2:I must have trauma dumped that I have no idea that that happened.
Speaker 3:She actually told me he smelled good, which I did not expect.
Speaker 2:Well, have no idea that she actually told me he smelled good, which I did not expect.
Speaker 3:Well, no, he was a grizzly man, yeah, by some sort in friends, ross famously lets Rachel's name slip when he's saying his wedding vows to his second wife. What was her first?
Speaker 1:name Friends is not that good it is, but fuck, I can't remember what was the name then Emily, damn it alright.
Speaker 3:What's the score right now? 5 6, 5, 6.
Speaker 2:Oh boy we've got ourselves a goddamn competition.
Speaker 3:That's a little game going right here. What's the score? 6, 6, 6, 5, 12, 17 and 6. That's a little game going right here. What's the score? Six, six, six, five, twelve, seventeen. I'm in the 40s. I haven't read them all, though.
Speaker 2:Do you keep picking and choosing friends questions? Well, I kind of am now. No, not that Please In 2005,.
Speaker 3:Jamie Fox of am. No, not that Please. In 2005, Jamie Foxx was nominated for two Academy Awards. He didn't win for his role as Max in Collateral, but did win for his leading role in what biopic.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, oh, Bray, bray, bray, bray, it is.
Speaker 3:Good job, what Bray it is Good job.
Speaker 2:What I've never seen that. He was Ray Charles and he played it fantastic.
Speaker 1:No, I do remember that now. No, I do.
Speaker 2:I watched that movie in this house when I had a first year.
Speaker 3:This one is for three points. Okay, all right. With an assist from Timbaland and I said that right Nelly Furtado became the first Canadian woman to top the Billboard Hot 100 in the 2000s. With what 2006 P word single that really got around to a lot of radio stations. Lots of clues in that question, p word.
Speaker 1:So it has to do with okay timbaland nelly frittato yeah, I can hear it in my head. I can probably sing it. Yeah, go ahead and try well, there's a lot of.
Speaker 2:if you said nelly frittado and then called her a she, I was thinking of Nellie.
Speaker 1:You were thinking of Nellie, as in Air Force Ones, but I can hear the I don't know Fucking tune in Three seconds.
Speaker 3:Two, one, let's go to the peanut gallery. Liam, it's not your mom, brittany. Do you have a guess? John? John, are you still out there?
Speaker 1:oh, jams it's already done, but go ahead and give your answer.
Speaker 3:Promiscuous, it is promiscuous, promiscuous, it's amazing that the whore got it. No, um no that's bullshit why it was already done. Nobody said anything.
Speaker 1:Nobody said that oh, fuck off.
Speaker 2:Promiscuous girl.
Speaker 3:Which.
Speaker 2:Wherever you are.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm all alone.
Speaker 3:I was trying to sing it, if you should have belted it out loud I would have gotten it, which Disney star actually released a self-titled album a year after her 2003 pop debut Metamorphosis, which featured hits like so Yesterday and Coming Clean.
Speaker 1:Which Disney artist.
Speaker 3:Disney star.
Speaker 1:Jams, jams, demi Lovato.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she is so hot, but that is incorrect. It is Huh. Are you going to say, miss Amanda? No, I'm trying, no, she's trying.
Speaker 1:Thank you, brittany, I should get that the guess is there?
Speaker 6:I have the exact same one. Thank.
Speaker 3:God.
Speaker 6:Amanda Hilary Duff.
Speaker 3:Hilary Duff. It is Good job.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say Miley Cyrus, because I was about to scream. Miley Cyrus, hilary Duff is the hottest I have to take a point away.
Speaker 1:Why? Because I missed that one. You didn't miss it, did you? You do have seven. Yeah, no.
Speaker 3:You just didn't answer it in time.
Speaker 1:You didn't have to take a point away, the last one I just said, or I said, oh yeah.
Speaker 6:You got to take a point away, dem.
Speaker 3:An alien race arrives on Earth and is exiled to a slum in Johannesburg. Yes, 30 Rock.
Speaker 1:Not 30 Rock.
Speaker 3:That's her answer 30. South Africa in what critically acclaimed 2009 film. I got it wrong.
Speaker 1:I was thinking it was called I think. I thought it was the sitcom. You said a third rock from the sun is what I thought. So not right, I know, but so aliens come to Earth and alien race arrives on Earth and is exiled to Johannesburg, South Africa.
Speaker 3:And what critically acclaimed 2009 film? And boy, was this movie bad. Any guesses? District 9.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, I worked at the movie theater when that came out and I hated every Dad had a 401k and three kids.
Speaker 2:He was on his third house.
Speaker 4:I don't know about house, but marriage oh no, I was deep in my second one, right there.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I still remember the poster and I was like that looks really stupid. Never watched it.
Speaker 3:Which 2009 adult animated comedy starred H John Benjamin as a self-centered and self-serving secret agent with the international secret intelligence service.
Speaker 2:Did you say movie or TV show TV?
Speaker 3:show animated comedy.
Speaker 2:Oh, oh, uh, shit Strategery, give me the year again, 2009. 2009.
Speaker 3:Which 2009 adult animated what?
Speaker 2:do you think it is?
Speaker 3:Bray.
Speaker 2:Archer.
Speaker 3:That is correct.
Speaker 6:That's what I was going to call him. Archie though, archie, archito, archie, archie though.
Speaker 3:Oh, archie though.
Speaker 6:All I can think, isn't he blonde?
Speaker 2:No, no, he's black, black hair, white guy, always in a suit.
Speaker 3:John's leaving us White guy always in a suit. John's leaving us. John, thanks for stopping by. Give us a like and a follow, would you Please, and thank you.
Speaker 1:I really am going to eat the whole bag.
Speaker 3:All right, what's?
Speaker 6:the score right now? No, I think he says I'm out here like calling him to answer, not he's leaving.
Speaker 3:Oh, I thought he was leaving, I don't know. I have eight, I am out. Oh, i're fucked, brayden, I have seven.
Speaker 2:James has to do as many push-ups as I score. You're right.
Speaker 3:Air squats. We're going to do five more of these before we go to final. I knew that. Alright, this one's for two, this one's for two. I want to make it. I want to make it fun. Before creating the hit Netflix show Orange is the New Black, gingy Cohan created what Showtime series, which was set in a conservative suburb of agrestic California and premiered in 2005? Damn it. Damn it in 2005.
Speaker 2:Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it. There's so many of them.
Speaker 3:Jams is going to be so pissed when she doesn't get this one. Oh, that might help.
Speaker 1:I want to guess I'll do it, Brad 90210.
Speaker 2:Take two away.
Speaker 3:Jams, jams, weeds. That is correct Weeds.
Speaker 1:What gave it away? I was thinking it and I was like God dang it. I thought it was a guy that did it.
Speaker 3:The city should have done it. Yes, aggressive.
Speaker 6:Oh, John knew it was weeds. Thank you, John.
Speaker 3:Everybody. That was a great show.
Speaker 1:It was. It was a great show, oh my God, John did you like that show?
Speaker 3:Weeds, I don't care.
Speaker 2:What's the next question? I have six.
Speaker 1:The tiny little house. Oh, like the song.
Speaker 3:Oh my God. Mr A to Z is the name of a 2005 album by what Virginian singer songwriter behind hits like the Remedy?
Speaker 1:Beats the fuck out of me.
Speaker 3:That's incorrect. Take a point away.
Speaker 1:No, I didn't say my name.
Speaker 3:Write and sing the song the Remedy.
Speaker 2:I know Kendrick Lamar's version, but it's not the one you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Fantastic series Five seconds.
Speaker 3:And you're all going to say, ah, I don't know who sings it, jason mraz, nope, never would have gotten jason dorillo. I don't know, uh, what popular publication targeted at teenage girls and young women was first published in 2003 as a sister publication to a well-known magazine.
Speaker 1:Wait, what was it? Oh me Jams Jams Teen magazine.
Speaker 6:No it's not that easy. It's the teenage version of Cosmopolitan. Teenage version of Cosmopolitan.
Speaker 1:I thought it was Teen Magazine.
Speaker 3:Incorrect. It is Teen Vogue. Really Vogue Are you fucking serious.
Speaker 6:The good news is, I didn't guess.
Speaker 2:Must be nice All right.
Speaker 3:This one's for three points. Although she's since been surpassed by Drake and Taylor Swift, what artist's 2005 single Hung Up gave her a 36th top 10 US hit? Jams Lizzo, incorrect. Take three away.
Speaker 6:Cosmo Girl is what I was thinking of. Brittany, keep going, oh, cosmo.
Speaker 1:Girl, yeah, damn, I have no points.
Speaker 3:Then the most of all time. So, although she's since been surpassed by Drake and Taylor Swift, what artist's 2005 single Hung Up gave her a 36 top 10 US hit than the most of all time? Where the fuck did I say, was that At the time, that was the most of all time?
Speaker 6:Fung up. I've never heard that song Sing it.
Speaker 1:Belt it out. No, I just thought it was part of a song, I don't know what song.
Speaker 3:it is Just pointy boobs. Pointy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, amanda. No, he told the answer.
Speaker 3:Who said it? Was it John? John, madonna, madonna. It is John. Give yourself a point. Why the fuck did I say it?
Speaker 1:We're in the 2000s.
Speaker 3:All right, two more questions. Two more questions, here we go.
Speaker 1:I need it to be more than one point.
Speaker 2:James needs it to be one worth 15.
Speaker 3:All right. This one's for five points. A history of violence in 2006. All right Was the last Hollywood movie to be released. In what format? It dates back to 1976.
Speaker 1:What Like? How was it shown?
Speaker 3:A history of violence was the last hollywood movie to be to be released. In what format?
Speaker 1:as a hint, this format dates back to 1976 I kind of want to get oh, it's worth five points. I'll be negative five. I mean it's, it's an obvious answer. But jams jams film like the not quite that obvious wow, you know what I'm not going to make you take five away.
Speaker 6:Thanks, vhs.
Speaker 2:Vhs said that John, John and no Rihanna. Yeah, and Britney.
Speaker 6:I was going to say CD-ROM.
Speaker 3:I don't know why I was thinking like. I was thinking like the. You are correct.
Speaker 6:I was thinking the 1080p view.
Speaker 1:that it was. I was thinking like how you saw it in the movie theater.
Speaker 6:Nope, not how I was thinking at all.
Speaker 3:It's the big screen, all the big screen, all right, do we have one more to do?
Speaker 2:I hope so, god, I hope so.
Speaker 3:All right, this is the last one. What's the score right now? Zero.
Speaker 1:Oh, I really grabbed that bug Six.
Speaker 3:Six, seven oh, this is going to be close. Four, five, all right. This one has an Indiana feel Word. What coal miner's daughter then, 72 years old amanda, amanda, dolly parton, what a stupid time to get coal.
Speaker 6:Miner's daughter is dolly parton's song you didn't.
Speaker 3:Let me finish the question. What? Coal miner's daughter, then years old, released a critically applauded album Van Leer Rose in 2004 in collaboration with Jack White. Coal miner's daughter is the hint in this one. I don't know. Nobody's going to get it. Brayden, you want a shot? Loretta Lynn, loretta Lynn, loretta Lynn.
Speaker 6:And I think she grew up in Wabash. See, as I was saying, I was like Dolly Parton is Tennessee, but yeah, I thought I heard something too.
Speaker 2:She said Dolly Parton. And when you how you reacted, I was like, oh my God, no, she didn to just go check.
Speaker 1:No, it just sounded really weird. It didn't sound like I don't know.
Speaker 2:All right, final Jeopardy.
Speaker 1:We're at the final. If I have no points, can I still bid my points, not imaginary points, sorry. Can I say like I? You have zero points right now. Can I say like I'm 200? Zero points right now. Can I say like I'm 200?
Speaker 3:You want to bid 200 points? I'm just saying like I have six.
Speaker 2:Can I say I want to bid 48?.
Speaker 6:Yeah, turns out. I'd like to bid eight All right.
Speaker 3:So I'm out, you're out, jams is out. But I tell you what. I'll give you a shot at the consolation prize. If you can guess who's right, who's going to win, okay she doesn't hear the question first I'm going to tell you can I hear the question first? You can't hear the question first before I guess who's gonna win but I will tell you I should be able to get it. This is about top words of 2004.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 3:Top words, the top word of 2004.
Speaker 2:So write down your guess.
Speaker 3:Divorce Just write down your wager.
Speaker 2:That's the question no.
Speaker 3:I'll read the question to you. I don't know For those of you that are watching, brittany and Rena or Renana, sorry, I'm messing that up. Tell me how to say your name, john. How was?
Speaker 6:I supposed to tell you.
Speaker 3:Huh.
Speaker 6:I was being an ass.
Speaker 3:They could do it phonetically, I understand, all right, have you made your wager and written it down? Yes, brayden, all right, jams, oh, you didn't need to.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but.
Speaker 3:I guessed who's right you did. Who'd you say, amanda, ah shots fired. Alright here, we go. What's your score right now? Two.
Speaker 1:Your score's two, that's right, what do you have? Six, wait, win the whole thing or just this answer.
Speaker 6:You said who was right. No, you said who would be right.
Speaker 2:No, doesn't matter what she said. She already has counted me out.
Speaker 3:I will be winning, as long as you didn't bet too much. Chances are you already did. I didn't.
Speaker 5:I looked over and I was like she's going to start crying again.
Speaker 3:All right, here we go. What word describing a channel for creativity and communication arising out of the Internet age was Merriam-Webster's top word of the year 2004. Write your answers down. Read it again. What word describing a channel for creativity and communication arising out of the Internet age was Merriam-Webster's top word of the year 2004. We'll just play this for a second. Give everybody a chance. Brittany, if you know the answer, keep it to yourself. John, same to you. Rina or Rinya knew it was VHS. Alex. The answers are in. The answers are in.
Speaker 6:And you're going first. I'm not going first.
Speaker 3:You have to go first. You don't have as many points. She has to the question. I will read it again so that you know it has to the question. I will read it again so that you know what word, describing a channel for creativity and communication arising out of the Internet age, was Merriam-Webster's top word of the year in 2004?.
Speaker 6:I feel like I'm too old, but I've got blogger, or like blogging, it'd be blog, blog is correct.
Speaker 2:How many did you wager?
Speaker 3:Two, two. That gives you a total of how many Four. Blog is correct. How many did you wager? Two, two, that gives you a total of how many Four. This is pathetic, brayden. You started with seven points, started with six, six points. How many did you? What was your answer?
Speaker 2:Networking.
Speaker 3:Networking. That is incorrect. So I got it right. Hold on how many? Did you wager One? Hold on how many did you wager One?
Speaker 6:I hate you.
Speaker 1:But you said who gets it right, who wins? You know what? No, you didn't.
Speaker 6:James, I'll tell you what Write down a point, you get a point.
Speaker 3:She gets a consolation prize. It was not website, it is blog.
Speaker 2:Blog. I looked over at her.
Speaker 4:So you cheated.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, oh no. I wrote mine down first, oh, but I looked over just to see and she said blogger and I was like that's right, I know it is. I know for a fact it is. That was fun.
Speaker 6:Then I started second guessing myself and I thought maybe it was tweeting. But I think that was later.
Speaker 3:Blog is a word that's still used today, but I've never gotten into the blogs.
Speaker 2:No, Well, because it's just reading we're doing right now.
Speaker 6:This is it's podcasting before they had good video.
Speaker 2:This is a vlog.
Speaker 3:This is an audio blog, basically.
Speaker 2:Well, it's video, so it's absolutely a vlog.
Speaker 3:But you know what we should do, because Brayden? Well, let's go ahead and give him his just desserts.
Speaker 2:What's James's punishment?
Speaker 1:I don't have one.
Speaker 2:Bullshit, you don't have one.
Speaker 6:What should she have to say?
Speaker 2:She should have to sing Fergalicious Acapella, ohcapella. Well, I mean Fergalicious. You should okay sing, no this is fun sing how to love by Lil Wayne 3, 2, 1.
Speaker 3:Take it away. Come on, I'll do it with you. Little Wayne, four, three, two, one. Take it away. Come on, I'll do it with you. You should I don't know if I know, I guess you do. All right, ready.
Speaker 4:She's getting into it. I love her. You're not seeing her like? I'm singing her right now. Hey, share your screen. Oh, here it is. Are we just going to listen to the?
Speaker 3:instrumental, or are you going?
Speaker 4:to sing. I thought words were coming. Oh, I thought words were coming too. No, there's no words coming.
Speaker 1:It's instrumental. Oh, yeah, I couldn't do that. What Three two? Yeah, I can do that. What Three, two, one.
Speaker 2:I like Brandon.
Speaker 3:That's all.
Speaker 1:I'm going to get I don't really know it that well. What do you want from me?
Speaker 2:That is disappointing, just disappointing.
Speaker 3:What's another song that you do?
Speaker 2:know, that's not true.
Speaker 3:She knows uh boy, this is yeah, this is great podcasting here. Here you go, here you go. We're gonna get kicked off the website for this For copyright infringement.
Speaker 6:We do not own the rights to these songs.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Tim, I hope you enjoyed this song by Jams Chasing waterfalls. Yes, she's getting ready to take it down right here, does this?
Speaker 1:have words. No, only mother chasing out of the window window. Was that really you trying the fiction? Well, I think I'm off, oh you can't hear that.
Speaker 3:Uh, you got lucky. We've just been bebopping.
Speaker 2:On video. I started moving my shoulders.
Speaker 3:This is podcasting At its best, because the Everybody's out there Watching you idiots dance and there's no music playing.
Speaker 2:I'm bebopping, looking at jams Hit it, hit it Go ahead.
Speaker 3:That's fun.
Speaker 6:Good news is, you didn't actually start singing.
Speaker 3:It would just have been Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Speaker 1:It's a podcast If I had not screwed up the timing and coming in.
Speaker 3:Oh, you'd have been on, you would have hit it. Yeah Well, talk about hitting it. It's the most wonderful time of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 6:Yeehaw, did you really think this?
Speaker 1:was going to be a feel-good segment of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 6:Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment? Welcome to Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams. Well, you asked for our advice. We just hope you're ready for brutal honesty.
Speaker 3:And brutal it shall be. Please stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to.
Speaker 4:Thank you, John.
Speaker 3:That's the song.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 3:Dear Ams and Jams, my wife and I have been married for 20 plus years. Lay that whore Sex has have been married for 20 plus years. Lay that whore Sex has always been a big thing for me, but not so much for my wife. I have gotten into some kinky fantasies and three years ago took the plunge and told her I wanted to try chastity and her being Dom. Thank you for writing in. She was shocked, told me she wanted nothing to do with it. But if I wanted to wear it this is my favorite like sentence of this one but if I wanted to wear a device on his wiener, a chastity belt, I could just don't involve her and don't have it on. If she wants sex, things settle down and at one point I bought a prostate vibrator and dildo for myself. Based on the chastity reaction, I kept it to myself. I had done solo anal play in college and enjoyed it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yes, I want to go back to sticking to the rivers that I'm used to. I started getting bigger toys I. This is okay. I have a new favorite sentence. I like the feeling and the idea of stretching and modifying my butthole.
Speaker 6:Somebody actually typed that and sent that.
Speaker 2:Brittany sent a message with no words. I'm going to sell this to three unsuspecting strangers.
Speaker 3:One person's going to read this Modifying my butthole. I don't know that I've ever seen that written before. So after one and a half years I have a setup to clean my butt out and my go-to toy is scary giant. Oh my God, this has all been without her knowledge. I keep the toys in my office and bring them home when I want to play. Wow.
Speaker 2:So you're going to find that. Why does it smell like silicone in here? What is happening home when I want to play Wow? So you're going to find that?
Speaker 1:Why are they in the office? Why are they in the office?
Speaker 3:Because she doesn't want his wife to find him. I usually play after her and the kids leave the house. Well, last night I had the itch to play Wrong choice of words there, but my mom is visiting, so I threw my toy, the enema kit, lube and condoms. They keep the plugs clean and it's easier to clean up. I'm sorry. I'm reading this one. Yeah, you're on Facebook reading this In a small bag and stuffed it in my dresser drawer. Brittany brings out the F word on the podcast.
Speaker 6:Brittany says this has to be my bag. Honey listen to the things you've said and you're worried about the word fuck.
Speaker 3:That's true. My wife found the bag and put it on top of the dresser while I was cooking dinner. I went into our room to grab a sweatshirt because I was cold and saw the bag freaked out, hit it and went back to finish cooking.
Speaker 4:Explain it you pervert.
Speaker 3:She was obviously freaked out, but since my mom is here, she said nothing but gave me the silent treatment. I am freaking out. I'm embarrassed that she found the toy and that it is so big. What are we doing? You mind if we finish the story.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 3:I am also freaking out that she is thinking I'm gay and having an affair because of the condoms. Oh, you're not gay. I also had a huge part of me that wants to hide from this and I feel like it's the end of my marriage. Ams jams, denny or Brayden? I'm at a loss on what to do.
Speaker 6:Boy, I'm a loss of words.
Speaker 3:I'm not because let me go back and read it again. No, yeah, I think you should. Oh yeah, let me find it, you should.
Speaker 6:Stretching my butthole.
Speaker 1:Modifying my butthole. No, we should not be doing this on Facebook.
Speaker 2:I'm just trying to figure out?
Speaker 1:Oh, we already are.
Speaker 3:I read sorry, john, you shouldn't have sent this into the show. That's fine.
Speaker 2:So this dude hold on. Let me get this straight. This guy so look.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your marriage is probably she finds out. Your marriage is over. She did find out, she did find them.
Speaker 3:That's the problem.
Speaker 1:Oh well, sorry Maybe you weren't listening.
Speaker 2:Nope, Just so you know. You started reading and I went like this Because I knew that he was going to put something in his butt Little did.
Speaker 6:I know it wasn't this, it was a giant. It's probably two of those. No, that's not. Have you seen, like the giant dildos?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Why have you. Yeah that's a great question.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm just saying he gave it a name. What do you say? The mean one?
Speaker 6:well, they show them on tiktok. Have you ever seen the ones they make on tiktok that are like?
Speaker 2:what hold on. So, sir, you asked us what should I will now though yeah, I know what's the question. Here's what I'll say. I'm at a loss at what do. The next time that you and her are at home alone together, put that son of a bitch and you in the living room while she's watching TV.
Speaker 3:Just walk out.
Speaker 2:You're not going to have to.
Speaker 3:Yes, Just have that thing sticking out about that far no you're not going to have to worry about it.
Speaker 1:She's going to leave.
Speaker 3:It sounds to me like she's already.
Speaker 6:I mean, I feel bad making fun because I think these like he's, yeah, and she's clearly not interested in what makes him happy. You just said.
Speaker 3:OK, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was with you until that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is not to ask a woman to be like hey can you modify my thermos in my ass. Are you OK with it Can?
Speaker 2:you help? Can you help? Can you help?
Speaker 6:I need angles here he started with some small stuff and she said, yeah, I'm not even interested in trying it anymore.
Speaker 2:She should have done the first one. I'm going to put my wiener in this barbed cage.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I want to know if you're into that you know what. She should have just done that, maybe it would not have led.
Speaker 2:You know what she said, this God-fearing woman? She said don't do it if I want to have sex.
Speaker 6:That's true. She said you can put whatever you want on your wiener. Sounds to me like. Sounds like you can put whatever in your butt too.
Speaker 2:Did she sign off on the 14-inch veiny one 14 inches?
Speaker 3:What color do you think it? Green or black? My guess is black. This guy is a green, some bitch dude green, this dude john. We're sorry that.
Speaker 1:Uh, you're just gonna have to tell your wife, you're sorry I'm not sorry this yeah, sorry, but this is what I like and we're not gonna make it because that john didn't really send this one no that would be horrible if by the off chance if he just happened to be on the show listening while I read them. I wonder if they're going to read mine tonight.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, sir, nobody does that I just I want to know like do you, is it a suction cup or do you do it? You're like do you put your? I can't.
Speaker 3:I think we're going to have to. We can't help you.
Speaker 2:Let me give you my best advice, counseling. And I'm being serious Find the nearest apartment. That's readily available.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because she's kicking you out, she's taking everything.
Speaker 2:And she's telling your kids you put things in your butt that shouldn't be there.
Speaker 6:She already told your mom.
Speaker 3:Yeah because his mom was there, dear Ams and Jams. So my wife and I haven't had any problems. We and jams. So my wife and I haven't had any problems. We don't fight until ever wise. She's very easy going, and so am I. I put large black things in my butt, as opposed to the last guy. Um, we have three kids, all under six, oh lord. Since the second came along almost five years ago, we've slept in separate rooms, divvying out the kids to not wake the other. It worked out well, but we got stuck in that routine five years and we still don't sleep together at night because kids consume our every waking minute. Nope, well, that's true, I love my wife, but the lack of intimacy has really affected me. I've turned to porn to fill that void. She's always tired or burned out from the kids. I work full time. I try to look after myself as best I can, but I also feel guilty going to the gym on my way home when I know she's probably worn out.
Speaker 2:I freshen up every now and then.
Speaker 3:Many factors have led us to feel like roommates and not spouses, so we had a very open chat about it last night. I told her how I'm feeling and, to my surprise, she agreed with everything.
Speaker 2:She said put one in your ass. You put this in there.
Speaker 3:I'm definitely more of a horn dog than my wife. For me, sex is very important. I want to feel that connection and I'm sick of porn and turning to it, rather than my wife. I'm also keen to have fun and explore new things. Let me hook you up with the first guy. My wife does not as much. We came to discuss sexting as a way to rekindle some passion and, to my surprise, she agreed ams and jams. I'm just a guy looking for some help. How do I make my wife feel comfortable doing this? She said she wants to try getting more wild for me, as that's what I need. Well, I guess we've never done sexting and I'm looking for tips Wine.
Speaker 6:What Wine? Oh, I just wine. Take her on a date she wants to. She wants to try more adventurous things. Get her a little drunk.
Speaker 3:You're going to sit across from her and drink some wine and send some dirty.
Speaker 6:I mean like, how are you doing?
Speaker 3:You're not gonna get, I want to.
Speaker 6:No, you're not gonna get there through texting is my point. I don't think I don't think you can go like roommates just to send in. Hey, I really like this. I think they need a date night and to rekindle, like some of the attraction that they have towards each other and then take that to sexting. It's like start dating her again.
Speaker 2:What's a red room? I don't want.
Speaker 4:Brittany or anyone in this room to explain. You need to read Fifty Shades of Grey.
Speaker 3:Wow, so that's a real thing.
Speaker 6:I haven't read that. Yeah, alright. So I just I say Did you watch the?
Speaker 1:movie. No, I just I say you watch the movie. No, I just say, start with the sex scene. If she wants to do it and you want to do it, start with it and see how you ever sexted, yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm not asking you. Have you ever say I know you have not, not to me.
Speaker 2:That's not true. We're losing control. I feel it slipping away.
Speaker 3:That's what the first guy said.
Speaker 6:I just don't have the grip strength anymore. Too much modification.
Speaker 3:So how should they start? It's just falling out. How do they start? How should he send like the first? What should the first message be?
Speaker 1:What are you wearing?
Speaker 3:Okay, so that's where it starts with something simple Like what are you wearing? So that's where it starts with something simple like what are you wearing?
Speaker 2:jeans and a cardigan. You stupid.
Speaker 3:Fuck. I'm wearing my sweatpants. What do I wear every fucking night? You loser get home it's one. Let me guess you're at the gym it's 1 30 in the afternoon, douchebag.
Speaker 2:I'm at work in my cubicle, then you say take that, oh no if.
Speaker 3:If she's at home, I think she's why don't you two, just for fun, do a fake you're sexting conversation you're the wife, you're the husband you started. I'm the wife, you're the wife, okay.
Speaker 6:Well then you need to say to me what are you wearing? Show me your titties, yeah, okay step one show me titties.
Speaker 2:no, a lot of good information there. You could, you could.
Speaker 1:Wow, you could hashtag, send nudes what a way to start it. Or you know what?
Speaker 2:Here's his first, his first ever sext.
Speaker 6:Just don't post him on Snapchat.
Speaker 2:What's up, baby, I love you. Click.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Never Soft wiener, I don't want to have. Absolutely get her on her heels. Anyone that ever takes a no flaccid winger pick just say what are you wearing?
Speaker 1:if she says that, just say do you want to put a little less on?
Speaker 2:and show me yeah let me go take a potty break do you want to put a?
Speaker 3:little less on, can you take? A little off and show me, boy, what a fucked up way of words. So uh say, baby, you want to put a little less on honey, I love you.
Speaker 2:What do you want me to do right now? Well, I want you to put less on. I want you to take less off. You're not understanding.
Speaker 4:I don't know what I'm supposed to do Is this sexting.
Speaker 2:I'm so confused.
Speaker 3:I want you to put less on. Please Wait a minute. Is that what I'm wearing now? No, no, no. I want you to put less on. Please Wait a minute. Is that a double like what I'm wearing now? No, no, no. I want you to put less of that on, but I'm already wearing it. Do you want me to go get a jacket?
Speaker 6:Do you want me to take more off? Do you want me to put a jacket on and then take it back off? Is that what we're?
Speaker 2:doing Are sock hats your thing.
Speaker 3:What is wrong with you?
Speaker 2:I hope you pee, just don't If I got a text message from you that said, I want you to put less on my response would be what in the fuck are you talking?
Speaker 3:about. You know what? I'll talk to you when I get home. I'm mad now. Stop texting me. Stop texting me, oh my God Put less on.
Speaker 1:I knew what I was saying, clearly shit that's you and you.
Speaker 3:Those are the only two people that knew dear ams and jams.
Speaker 3:Okay, I am 40, my fiance is 42. We have been together for two and a half years. We broke up briefly after one year because I was concerned about his drinking he's had two DUIs and other alcohol related issues in the past and his defensiveness. We got back together because he promised he wouldn't drink and that he was working on communication. Yeah, oh, christ christ, he started drinking again, mostly moderately. Surprise, surprise, he drinks all day, every day on vacation. It's exhausting, but it mostly sucks that he made promises that he didn't keep. The defensiveness hasn't improved either. Here is a small example of what happened today.
Speaker 2:What what's wrong? I just need a Kleenex, and James is acting like she doesn't know what the hell I'm saying.
Speaker 3:He called me at 345 P like we wouldn't know it was 345 P, you don't know that and asked if we could use my car to move boxes for a volunteer organization. I said yes. He said to meet him at home at 4 30 because I was busy and he's always late. I asked him if what this does sound oddly familiar I mean it's almost because I was busy and he's always late.
Speaker 3:I asked him if he could call me when he was heading home and I'd head home at that point to meet him. He said no, I'm not going to do that, just Just meet me at 430. That sounds more like Braden. No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3:Oh, your suggestion, yeah, and then still be an hour late, so I dropped what I was doing and went home. When he showed up an hour late, I asked him if he understood now why I wanted him to just call me on his way. He got defensive and said I was tripping and he didn't care what I was doing and that I'm rude for bringing it up after his long day.
Speaker 2:You can just leave him. He's 40 saying that, just leave him.
Speaker 3:Then he left the house and volunteered without me. I like that sentence too. He left the house and volunteered without me. Is that a verb Ams and jams? Is this behavior as concerning as it feels? Yes, I've started feeling shaky when I bring up something he's done and that affects me, and so a lot of times I just don't this.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, it's a problem. These are where's. Have you seen a little the little guy that has like the giant red flags that run?
Speaker 2:like jumps in the air. The most genuine person ever.
Speaker 6:This is. This is full of red flags.
Speaker 2:Cutie patootie. I love that dude.
Speaker 4:So what's?
Speaker 3:our advice to this man.
Speaker 4:Bye, felicia.
Speaker 2:Yeah, this is the woman. She's got a bounce. This dude sucks. Yeah, he's tripping at 40.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Is he wearing?
Speaker 6:a flat billed white hat that's straight and white sunglasses, because that's what it sounds like, probably, and yeah, he accessorizes every piece.
Speaker 1:Are his pants sagging?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he did say tripping.
Speaker 1:That kind of threw me off too.
Speaker 3:He has, like jean shorts on.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, with wife beaters.
Speaker 3:I like the fact that he went volunteering without her.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what bitch.
Speaker 3:I'm going to the soup kitchen. I'll be volunteering without your stupid ass.
Speaker 1:I don't need your help anymore. Thank you.
Speaker 3:Which of these three folks did we help this week?
Speaker 1:Neither Her.
Speaker 6:Absolutely GCFO.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say we helped the first guy you got to look for an apartment and honestly, the second guy.
Speaker 3:we told him what he could say hey, could you put?
Speaker 2:less on. We did not help them.
Speaker 3:Hey you sexy motherfucker, Can you put less on? I meant take the first guy, I know what you meant.
Speaker 2:That's not what you said. I'm going to go ahead, I'll call him. I'll call him Richard. He seems like Richard, sir. I think that when she does leave, you walk away quietly.
Speaker 3:I thought you were going to offer your own services.
Speaker 2:As you take all of your toys in tow. What if she kicks him out and he doesn't?
Speaker 4:have to take them, or he gets fired.
Speaker 3:He's got to walk with the wiener sticking out of the box.
Speaker 2:I want to see just how much a butthole can be modified.
Speaker 1:No, I don't, I think we should fit.
Speaker 2:You know what, sir you could be in the Guinness Book of World? Records? He could be no 22 inches 22 inches.
Speaker 1:I think he should, I think he should, I just I don't. I don't Very uncomfortable with this.
Speaker 2:I'm not. I think I kind of want to have him on as a guest, all right.
Speaker 3:So let's do some quick because we're done with this week's podcast, hope you guys enjoyed our 2000s pop culture. We've had a lot of audience participation today. John Brittany, everybody out there, thank you for participating. Here's the good news. Okay, there's going to be another one of these tomorrow afternoon you're not playing it tomorrow though. I am. We're going live tomorrow. I did not make any of these stories up, by the way, denny does not have those words in?
Speaker 3:his vocabulary he does not have that much imagination, denny wouldn't come up with a giant butthole modifier. Modifying buttholes is nothing I would ever say.
Speaker 2:The only thing he modifies is shit that I break after he gives them to me for longer than usual.
Speaker 3:So tomorrow, okay, we're going live. We're going to be live around three o'clock tomorrow, eastern standard, eastern time. This girl's name is courtney, that we'll be talking to tomorrow. You can find her on tiktok at married milf diaries. Oh, this is awesome a married polyamorous mom of three navigating the dating world john says you're reading from your diary Thank you, john.
Speaker 3:I was sharing some stories, personal experience. I have some things that I've got to work out. That was with those no, do not get in my drawers at work, for the love of God, ams, there's bad stuff in there. Um yeah, so tune in tomorrow. I that this could be an all-timer. This woman has done over 100 podcasts oh wow, and I promised her we would be her favorite when we were done. Oh boy, that's a tall order. I think we can pull it off. It's a 3 pm kickoff.
Speaker 1:We do, we win people over.
Speaker 6:We do, yeah, but that's usually when we're like this, not in the middle of the afternoon. They need, like the after dark.
Speaker 3:Speaking of after dark.
Speaker 1:Well, we can drink a little.
Speaker 3:It's time to talk about one thing I love Jams, you're first. One thing you love, one thing you hate.
Speaker 1:I hate this cold weather. I hate it. It's you love, one thing you hate. I hate this cold weather, I hate it. It's only going to get worse next week.
Speaker 3:I know.
Speaker 6:It was warm today.
Speaker 3:Today was nice.
Speaker 6:It was like a heat wave.
Speaker 3:I love it when 40 degrees I always say this 40 degrees on the way down is so cold, but on the way up it feels like a heat wave.
Speaker 2:I got to cut off all dude. I love it. It's outside, it's so nice.
Speaker 3:All right Something you love James.
Speaker 1:I love our co-parenting relationship.
Speaker 3:Is that you saying something nice about me, kind of it?
Speaker 6:wasn't about me, because I wasn't there.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God. Oh, she's very upset. This is like the old team mom thing. She's very upset about it and it's going to come up a hundred times.
Speaker 6:It's okay, I was just trying to wrestle the tiny people to sleep.
Speaker 1:You know, she called me crying. I called you, we talked it. Yeah, we talked it through Because without me.
Speaker 3:you're jumping in your car, driving to the school, taking her home 100%. I said pump the brakes.
Speaker 1:But you also said what did you say If she had called me crying, If she?
Speaker 3:had called me crying, I'd have went. I don't. If you called me crying, I'd have went. I don't Look. That's why we all need each other, because I would have made the wrong move. Yeah, it was easier to talk through it.
Speaker 1:So anyway, that's what I like.
Speaker 3:Ams, you're next Something you love something you hate?
Speaker 4:All right, Brayden, you're next.
Speaker 3:Something you love, something you hate. I love pregnancy.
Speaker 6:Little tiny ducks.
Speaker 2:I love the universe right karma wrongs yeah. I gonna write that one. I, I hate, I loathe the process of the universe writing its wrongs there is. It takes a very long time. What it what Dalton say? It gets worse before it gets better. I'm three years getting worse.
Speaker 3:How much worse You're three years not getting better is what it is.
Speaker 6:Well, that was aided by yourself.
Speaker 2:I know Brayden doer of bad things.
Speaker 3:Oh, you read the website too. You don't like it either Of dumb things? I think no, I like it. Was you read the website too? You don't like it either Of dumb things? I think no, I like it. I like it. Was that your love and your hate? Yes, sir, Amanda, something you love, something you hate. She loves yawning at the most inopportune times.
Speaker 4:I hate every time.
Speaker 3:I hate she didn't start what she was saying in the middle of the goddamn yawn. I hate.
Speaker 6:I am changing my hate. No, I am changing my hate. So I hate when our children are sick.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:Damn you, that's mine.
Speaker 1:You got to pick a new one. No, I don't.
Speaker 6:And I love.
Speaker 3:Little tiny ducks.
Speaker 6:What do I love? I love how excited I don't know if I've used this one or not I love how excited our kids are to play in snow this year.
Speaker 3:You used that just last week. No, she didn't, as a matter of fact. No.
Speaker 6:I think I just said it to you. I don't think I said it on here, no, but they actually have wanted to go out and enjoy. I think I loved watching them play in the snow. Izzy has packed her snow boots and everything to go to school every day this week so that they can play in the snow and they finally got to. This friday she was out there rolling around in the snow kicking soccer balls. She made some like little ice thing she was telling me about.
Speaker 6:I don't know awesome, but that has been cute ecstatic to play in snow this year, and I think back to braxton and audrey when I forced them to bundle up and go outside and 10, 10 minutes later I look and they're both just standing at the door Staring back at the house. In the door. Can we come inside?
Speaker 3:I hate it here. This is torture. So I'll start out with my love. I asked everybody to head over to thankgodcancersavedourdivorcecom. I love our new website. I'm very proud of it. I think it's kind of cool.
Speaker 1:It's really cute, I do have a change request.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I have four children oh.
Speaker 3:I can put that in, alright, sweet.
Speaker 2:I don't have five.
Speaker 3:That's not me, you do on the website now, five out of four, with one on the way. No, I'm just telling you what it's going to say. Four you know what I hate? Tell me I hate my newly modified butthole. Head on over to thankgodcancersavedourdivorcecom and you'll see what I love. Hey, chico's butthole's stretched out and he lives. What?
Speaker 5:Y'all, crazy bitch R-D-I-V-O-R-C-E, you gotta fight Aye.
Speaker 3:Well, we're finally updating this part of the outro. Find us at ThankGodCancerSavedOurDivorcecom. Where else can they find us, Jamie?
Speaker 1:You can search on Facebook for Thank God, cancer Saved Our Divorce. You can find us on Twitter, instagram and TikTok. If you at TGC SOD, what's that stand for? Thank God, cancer Saved Our.
Speaker 3:Divorce, tgc, sod, correct. That's weird, that actually kind of lines up it. Weird, that actually kind of lines up it does We'll take it Thanks.