My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Imagine a groundbreaking podcast where your current wife and your ex-wife share a mic. In this captivating podcast, Denny takes center stage as he navigates conversations with Jamie, his ex-wife, and Amanda, his present wife, using nothing but a microphone to untangle the complexities of their intertwined lives. Together, they explore the challenges and triumphs of parenting, tackling sensitive subjects such as divorce, co-parenting, and the emotional journey of overcoming cancer while cheering on their shared daughter, Audrey. Throughout the episodes, our trio courageously confronts the realities of their relationships, discussing adoption, the dynamics of blended families, and the sometimes turbulent waters of step-parenting. This podcast invites listeners into an authentic dialogue about life and family, emphasizing the theme of "parenting without excuses." With humor, honesty, and heartfelt insight, Denny, Jamie, and Amanda offer a refreshing perspective on what it truly means to support one another as co-parents and navigate the complexities of modern family life.
My Wife, My Ex-Wife, and ME!
Hold On- Jams is Driving!
Jams is at the controls this week! Let us know what you think!
Ever wondered what hosting a podcast with your wife, ex-wife, and a feature hilariously dubbed "the future" might be like? Buckle up as we offer a ringside seat to the chaotic yet charming world of our blended family podcast. In this episode, Jams takes the producer's chair while I attempt to navigate the wild ride from the backseat. With Brayden joining our lively crew, we tackle everything from the peculiarities of flat Earth conspiracies to the rollercoaster that is President Trump's political impact—all sprinkled with our signature blend of humor and personal anecdotes.
We shift gears into "Relationship Advice with Ams and Jams", throwing a playful spotlight on the minefield of infidelity. The signs are everywhere—suspicious phone habits, eyebrow-raising massage parlor tales, and, yes, even the humble courtesy flush. Our aim? To keep things light while unraveling the complexities of trust, communication, and the oddities of long-term relationships. Along the way, we offer a candid peek into our own experiences, from juggling role reversals in podcasting to the unexpected hilarity of forgotten fast-food discoveries in car backseats.
And just when you think it can't get any more engaging, we venture into the intricate dance of infidelity in seemingly happy relationships. We challenge the notion that only the dissatisfied stray, dissect the unexpected spikes in workplace romances, and even touch on the taboo topic of polyamory—all with a hearty dose of laughter and reflection. As we wrap up, it's not just about our stories but inviting you, our listeners, to join the conversation. Whether you're here for the humor, the insights, or the community, there's a seat at our table for you.
I'm Amanda, the wife, and I'm Jams, the ex-wife, and I'm Brayden just the future.
Speaker 3:Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Denny Broins. I'm the only man dumb enough to get his wife and ex-wife in a studio to do a podcast. And here it is my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 4:Peace and happiness might be found there. You gave me hope, and now, now, we have to say goodbye Ouch.
Speaker 3:If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say. For all the fools who fell for the first Girl who comes their way, way. I've been down that road and now I'm back sitting on square one one trying to pick myself up where I started from my wife, my ex-wife and me.
Speaker 1:And welcome to this week's edition of thank god can't no, we're starting off great.
Speaker 3:You cut off the intro shut up oh welcome to this week's you have notes on the title yeah, welcome to this week's podcast jams.
Speaker 1:I I will be your host this evening. Rock and roll. What's the name of our podcast Jams? My wife, my ex-wife and me Featuring Brayden.
Speaker 2:You have a wife now who's your wife?
Speaker 1:Amanda.
Speaker 2:And he'd be your ex and I'm still the feature and you're still the feature. How?
Speaker 3:do I find our live? Are you monitoring the live?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, how do I find the?
Speaker 3:live. I have questions.
Speaker 1:Well, see, you think it's all fun and games. It's not showing up.
Speaker 3:What am I supposed to do? How do I find the live?
Speaker 1:I don't know. I just clicked live where you told me to click live.
Speaker 3:I know, but how do I find the live in here? You're on our fucking page, I'm on our page, but I'm not on the live.
Speaker 1:I understand. I'm not sure you can watch your own fucking live when we're live on here.
Speaker 3:How do you do it On my page? Oh well, could I have your phone so I could monitor?
Speaker 1:Absolutely not.
Speaker 2:Does he have an intro song, or are you just gonna sing it acapella?
Speaker 5:well, anyway, yeah, did you come up with an intro for him?
Speaker 1:I'm sorry, I'm not trying to row the boat so, listen, I did not come up with an intro song maybe you should tell everybody what's happening because, oh, do you want me to tell everybody what's happening? We do but I don't like you. Buckle up. What have I done? It's about to be a bumpy ride. Here we go. Because I am going to produce this show. Denny is going to sit in my spot and I hope you guys enjoy this much more than you enjoy Denny's, because it's going to kick ass.
Speaker 3:That's right. You might talk with a little more volume.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:And Pat, thank you, time me out. I don't know what that means. Yo, what's up? Hello, welcome to the show. Grayson. Pat has now said time me out twice. I don't know what that means, pat, we're kind of dumb. I'm kind of an idiot.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, what that means. Pat, we're kind of dumb, I'm kind of an idiot. Oh yeah, he's a big idiot. But let's go ahead and everybody shut the fuck up, because we're going to do introductions, introduce me before you push the button this to my left.
Speaker 3:Hello, olivia grayson, this is a podcast that I do with my wife and ex-wife and my son, you're not doing it, I'm a spectator. Tonight my ex-wife is running shit.
Speaker 1:And we're going to do introductions. This is Denny. Oh, we get to see.
Speaker 5:This is like oh sorry, hang on. This is like administration number three, how the household was ran.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Is that right? Buckle up.
Speaker 3:Ragging motherfucker. They guess that was for me. Thank you, that was a good intro for me. You picked Kid Rock.
Speaker 1:No For him. He did all this. You picked Kid Rock. No For him.
Speaker 3:He did all this.
Speaker 1:You think I know how to do any of this.
Speaker 5:You couldn't have picked something about a small wiener or something you picked, kid Rock?
Speaker 1:His childhood hero. First off.
Speaker 3:Okay, sorry. Oh, Olivia, we did not tell you to shut the fuck up. We told somebody to, but it definitely wasn't you.
Speaker 2:We get the strays you don't Not you.
Speaker 3:This is how I get treated.
Speaker 1:And yeah, I think I just lost all my notes. How do you lose your?
Speaker 2:notes, didn't you?
Speaker 5:write them down. They were in her thoughts with James, for those of you paying attention to this podcast this is going splendidly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so it's okay. So I didn't have time to come down here because I had just decided today, right, that I was going to be hosting the podcast, okay, um, so I didn't have time to come down here. And then denny's like okay, you hit these for intros. And I was like, oh my god, you have an intro. And he said, yeah, I made it. And I was like it better not say like I'm the best and you know what and I did, and I'm kind of pissed because you just went with it. Well, what?
Speaker 2:else was she going to do my head?
Speaker 3:mine is no longer here yeah, okay, so well, it will be by the time I'm back in the captain's chair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean I figured it would be.
Speaker 3:Yeah, olivia, we would never say that to you.
Speaker 1:Thank you for watching, though okay, denny, how was your week? Nobody gives a fuck.
Speaker 3:Next up we have berated maybe you should try a bit harder, because you've got shit for brains I've been in this life.
Speaker 1:You won't get much smarter Cause you've got shit for brains, and I was going to say in between his dad and his third stepmom, we have but you forgot and you wanted to cut Denny off.
Speaker 2:You were so excited, I was so excited Good news is the execution of it perfect. If you're going to run past it, you run. That's what we tell them in football. If you're going to do it 100 miles an hour, right, and you did it 100 miles an hour. I tried, you were chomping at the Open your mouth, oh.
Speaker 1:God Never mind.
Speaker 2:Moving on. That is like your make a wish for podcasting.
Speaker 1:Yes, it is it was just that one, mike. As I was typing my notes today, I said I'm fucking cutting them off.
Speaker 5:Just either a meeting. Do you have that as a?
Speaker 1:note yes, it says, denny, how's your week going? Question mark yeah, no one fucking cares.
Speaker 3:You had that all written out. How much of the show did you script?
Speaker 5:Oh, a lot of it, and then you're going to find out that we still don't do what you want, even when it's not you. That's fucking things up.
Speaker 1:That's okay, because I'm going to let you know what I had written down. Olivia Jams is the ex-wife.
Speaker 5:She is not normally the producer of our show, normally Denny is, and we've decided to flip things around and then I am the current wife. Yes, yes, she is.
Speaker 1:Except.
Speaker 5:Denny still trying to control things. What?
Speaker 3:are you doing?
Speaker 2:I need to see something here real quick, you guys don't mind me, I'll just take it over my week. Today I went to Disney on Ice for the first time for Ella, hurst 2. Well, if a worker asked me, hurst 2 next week, but Hurst 2. And it was, I mean it was. So you guys didn't pay for her. Oh Christ, no, we didn't even get another seat. She just sat on her lap.
Speaker 5:I contemplated for about 10 minutes on whether or not Piper could pass as 2, so Not a. She'd open her mouth and probably say what the fuck are you looking at?
Speaker 2:Well, not to mention at Cambridge, the way that they got in. Nobody was checking anything. I could have said I was too. They'd have been like, all right, you're through it, clicked.
Speaker 1:You know what your barcode works. We've got three more nights of this.
Speaker 5:Oh, three nights. They do this for almost an entire week. Oh hell, it is Dude week. Oh hell.
Speaker 2:And it is dude. They're doing backflips on ice skates. Oh wow, crazy stuff. They're swinging from the raft. It's insane. It was so cool Ella didn't give a shit, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3:Seriously, can you put me on your phone so I can monitor? Yeah?
Speaker 2:Thank you, and then, other than that, it was a long week, but it's good Olivia.
Speaker 3:I don't know how good it is that we have this relationship. Trust me.
Speaker 5:You're going to feel the pains of it.
Speaker 3:Trust me, the longer you watch, you shall understand. Normally for those of you watching, I am sitting in the captain's chair because I technically am the leader of the podcast. Jams decided that she wanted it today and I demanded it. Here we are.
Speaker 5:Anyway, and it was decided today. A couple of weeks ago we kind of had this producer meeting squabble that we did not like that. Things were found out the day of yes and we said no more telling us plans. Day of we need to know ahead of time and. I said, if I'm coming to podcast, Jam said today at two o'clock, hey, I'm running shit. So everybody buckle up. Here's what you put it back for me.
Speaker 2:Here's what scared me even more. Pop just said, okay, deal.
Speaker 1:And I was like, oh shit I was like, wow, I didn't even have to put up a fight, I turned the sound down I want to hear it for just a second um now we can all hear it I don don't know.
Speaker 2:I think you should introduce your partner. Okay, cool, yes.
Speaker 1:So next up we have my lovely, lovely, lovely wife Amanda.
Speaker 4:Wrong one, me saying I'm a hoe because I'm in love with my body issues, but nobody I can talk to about it. They keep saying I should get help, but I don't even know what I need. They keep saying speak your truth and at the same time say they don't believe. Man, excuse me, while I get into my feelings for a second. Usually I keep it down, but today I gotta tell it. Not that anybody gives a fuck anyway, but everybody talking shit probably sucks anyway. Y'all don't even know how I feel. I don't even know how I feel today. I really hate everybody and that I forgot to sing.
Speaker 5:Are you going to try and get it to stick in the ceiling? I used to be able to do that.
Speaker 1:He's trying to be annoying, do you fucking mind?
Speaker 2:So this, it must be Jams. I got to tell you it must not be you, it must be the chair.
Speaker 5:It's that spot.
Speaker 2:He's been over here wiggling until he just looked down and now look at him.
Speaker 1:I know it's hard to just sit there and do nothing.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's hard to just sit there and do nothing.
Speaker 5:Oh that was there. Is your drink full with lots of ice in it? Oh, you better check, yeah.
Speaker 1:You know. I just want you to understand that I get to do Would you like an Easter egg? I get to do all of this and not edit, so I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm leaving it. This is titled Jams Podcast.
Speaker 1:I don't want an egg right now. You don't want an egg. No, I don't like the chocolatey taste with gum. Oh yeah, I stole one, are you?
Speaker 3:going one by one and marking those down.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 5:No, hold on everybody Pause while Jams checks her notes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love how we just go completely quiet. So we didn't go, Just shut the fuck up hey good news You're 12 minutes in, oh OK, great, I'm going to doodle, so if you need me, I'll be over here.
Speaker 1:OK, just don't draw on her pictures oh that would be the meanest thing ever. So big news, ok, trump is officially our new president? Is that fake?
Speaker 3:news.
Speaker 1:No, that's not fake news. He is actual news. That is actual, but it's the only thing that's trump on here, so I pushed it and that's just.
Speaker 2:Did you make a note?
Speaker 1:to do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, not push that button you made a note to say that trump was our president president and they realized that happened on november the 5th.
Speaker 1:You made a note to say that.
Speaker 3:Trump was our president and they realized that happened on November the 5th.
Speaker 1:No, but I mean his inauguration.
Speaker 3:Oh, the inauguration.
Speaker 1:Was on Monday.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:Do you know? They were going around on TikTok asking people if they thought it was rude that Martin Luther King Jr didn't come to the inauguration and everybody was like and there were people that were like, yeah, you know what that is, it's his day to day. He should have been there.
Speaker 2:He's been dead for six years. Hold on, that's gold. Why did I not think that? Are you the only one that knows this Like? Are you in the same group as them? Huh, there's actually a group of human beings that got mad because MLK did not.
Speaker 5:There's a whole bunch. No, this guy was going around asking people. Oh, so it was a joke. He's like how do?
Speaker 1:you feel about you know? No, I mean, these people were like you know, those people really didn't know.
Speaker 5:Yeah, oh Christ, there are adults walking among us that don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, my goodness Well there's also like actual to one you think the Earth is flat.
Speaker 1:It's a possibility.
Speaker 2:You know what? Run the podcast.
Speaker 1:Okay, so how does everybody feel about that? The?
Speaker 3:Earth is flat. No About Trump.
Speaker 5:Yeah About Trump getting elected president. Daddy Trump's back baby.
Speaker 3:I have enjoyed the swift action.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, he brought TikTok back, like that.
Speaker 2:He just extended the decision making.
Speaker 1:I read a thing, I read a meme that said President Trump better lower these grocery prices as fast as he got TikTok back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and the gas price what?
Speaker 1:happened to your lip? I got fillers. Did Caleb hit you? No, I got fillers.
Speaker 2:Did someone hit you?
Speaker 3:No, I got fillers, did someone else? Can I hit you?
Speaker 1:And yeah.
Speaker 3:You know what you tell Jams when she has a lip that looks like that? Nothing, you've already told her twice Nothing. I've already told the bitch.
Speaker 1:So good things President Trump has done already since he's been in offices. We've got TikTok back.
Speaker 2:You hear about the child support.
Speaker 1:Is there more the?
Speaker 2:child support bill.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard about the child support. I don't know if that's legit though.
Speaker 2:Well, it's not legit, who knows. And it's also not a thing Like it's not a bill that's been passed.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's what makes it not legit, but well, no.
Speaker 3:Like him trying to do the bill. I think it's a state. I don't think federal government has anything to do with it. No, I don't think they should.
Speaker 2:But if he's going to say, if you pay child support, claim them, goddamn kids.
Speaker 1:If you don't you can't have them. I think that's how it should be, why is it not? I mean, that's not a bad thing. Well, the mother has some expenses Much more.
Speaker 3:It's not like you're paying for all Most are not what your situation are.
Speaker 5:Yours is a rarity among the norm.
Speaker 1:Do you think gas prices and grocery prices are going to go down?
Speaker 5:I got to tell you. I said way back in the day, like you know, November, the minute he was elected, my grocery bill went from $400 a month, or $400 a week, to $250 to $300.
Speaker 1:No way, yes, already. Gas price at $300. No way, yes, already.
Speaker 2:Gas price at $298. A minute ago.
Speaker 3:Why would you?
Speaker 1:fucking question what she says Do you do the grocery shopping? No, I don't, but I just I thought from what everybody else was saying, like he, better Everybody else, who Stupid people that you hang out with? No, just online. Tiktok, tiktok world man.
Speaker 2:You are a champ, you, and your just trudging. You know what?
Speaker 3:Don't give a fuck. This is what I do every fucking week. Why is she so good at it?
Speaker 2:Why is she getting props? You give yourself flowers. You are micro bombing her.
Speaker 3:She's just like guess what I'm on line number 8.
Speaker 1:She's doing fine. I'm on line 8. What's next on your?
Speaker 3:you gotta keep turning it on you didn't even shut it to not shut off but do you really think your grocery prices went down that much? I don't think so, or you just didn't buy. I think you just changed your grocery list has any of the 6 people.
Speaker 2:In our 6 there's more than 6 people that eat at your house brayden eats at our house whoever's takeout, that is tie takeout, consider that removed from.
Speaker 3:Let me tell you a funny story about that tie whose takeout is I got because I didn't get tie yesterday I went to lunch, which means I'm getting no sex for a week now.
Speaker 5:Because I also haven't gotten any Indian food. He told me no to Indian food the other weekend.
Speaker 3:What did you tell?
Speaker 5:me no to.
Speaker 1:Don't answer that.
Speaker 2:Did you get Indian by yourself?
Speaker 1:No way I got.
Speaker 3:Thai food it can't be tasty.
Speaker 2:I don't think Indian food. Why it's delicious? Why? Because he got it by himself. It is so spicy.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing I got the Thai food and I was sitting eating it and I'm like God damn, I'm still hungry and that was so good. So, like when the waitress was walking by, she came back by and I'm like hey, do you guys do like a half order or anything? And she was like no, I almost did her accent, which would have gotten us canceled, and so I said okay.
Speaker 1:Then I sat there and she came back and she said do you want just like another order to go? Yes, yes, Actually I do.
Speaker 3:And then I ate half of that bitch and brought the other half home. I was so and it was the best it's ever been, Really Ever.
Speaker 5:And you didn't even tell me about it.
Speaker 3:This is a yeah. You would have been mad, and now Brayden has, and I left it in the Toha. So when I got in it this morning, it smelled like Thai food, which was horrible.
Speaker 2:It smelled like still hot and cold. Thai food that is disgusting.
Speaker 3:That shit could go through. It's like a cockroach. It could go through nuclear and be just fine, and you would still eat it. Oh yeah, One time I ate. I had a 1987 Cavalier five speed. This thing was badass. Went to Taco Bell one day, got some soft tacos with sour cream and cheese. They were delicious. Back then you could do that, for I could get Like 40 cents.
Speaker 3:I could get five soft tacos for $4 and I'm good, and I had some soft tacos in the back window of my car. I don't know how long they'd been there. Oh dude, I ate them. But yes. Oh, what you think that worked.
Speaker 5:Because that story was every bit as long as my other stories have ever been Ever. So you ate them.
Speaker 2:So you ate them. So you ate them.
Speaker 1:You did eat them. Was it like summertime, hey?
Speaker 3:I did not press that button. I am done telling the story, and now you bitches can get to eating.
Speaker 4:How's it feel, how's it feel, oh shit.
Speaker 1:So how did everybody fare with the TikTok ban? 15 hours long, I don't have TikTok.
Speaker 3:I was asleep. Anne's doesn't have it because her ex-boyfriend tried getting a hold of her on it. No, let's take a quick poll around the room. Okay, we know how much she loved TikTok before she's claiming that I said and I mentioned on this podcast that her boyfriend her ex-boyfriend was trying to reach her.
Speaker 1:You mentioned that she. No, okay, go ahead trying to reach is a stretch.
Speaker 3:And now she says she offloaded tiktok, deleted all of her accounts and nothing. And I said feels a little suspect, especially since she just sends me facebook videos now no, it's not suspect because you made a joke about it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, usually she says that you told her that she was on it too much.
Speaker 3:She doesn't do anything around the goddamn thing. Do you believe I told her that? No, okay, do you believe I told her that?
Speaker 5:Were you all present at the AFY trip last year? Yes, uh-huh, that was when he told me that I don't do enough around the house.
Speaker 3:Is that when you deleted the account?
Speaker 5:I don't carry enough yeah that morning.
Speaker 2:I did not sleep that night. I don't know if that's true. You did not delete that account. All I know is that you brought it up months after that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I didn't say anything, I just did it. Is it Nate? No, I mean, I suppose you could yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, it's nathan oh, nathan, yeah, who her ex-boyfriend that tried reaching out to her, like he didn't try reaching out, that's the other thing well, funny thing is is like it would be admirable she could just say, yeah, he did, and I told him not to reach me, not to bother me, but that's not what it was, because that's not what it was how did he try to reach out?
Speaker 2:He followed me, and the podcast On TikTok.
Speaker 5:Shit Like he followed all of the podcast pages.
Speaker 2:All of a sudden, james is like I break that goddamn phone, take it out of your hands, break it.
Speaker 3:Guess what James is like. No, I'm next. She was very upset when they split up. No, yes.
Speaker 5:Is this the guy that masturbates pigs? No, wow, is this the?
Speaker 3:guy that masturbates pigs. No, wow, she has very checkered hats and me.
Speaker 2:All I know is I know of one guy in the most recent of you and you said masturbates pigs for a living. I like you dicks, Somebody's got to do it. You did that to yourself, yeah.
Speaker 3:That is your voice, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. All right, we'll let you get control of the podcast.
Speaker 1:They are, that's okay, they are, thank you. They are saying that TikTok is different, now that you're not seeing things like the California fires, not seeing anything about Diddy, you're not seeing anything about aliens, so like in that 15-hour ban.
Speaker 1:They scrubbed it like they took it all away. I mean, you can still find videos that people are posting, but a lot of people are posting like it's not on there anymore. Do you believe that? Yeah, I haven't seen anything. I think the algorithm has changed. A lot of people say if Meta bought it like who owns Facebook and stuff that there will be no liberal stuff on it. Like, you won't be able to speak.
Speaker 5:Which is funny, because I think that's the opposite. It's all liberal, yeah, very liberal.
Speaker 3:All social media tends to be. Until Elon got a hold of Twitter, x, x or whatever. I wish he wouldn't have changed the name. And isn't X the name of his?
Speaker 5:child, but it's like seven letters yeah.
Speaker 2:There's a symbol in it. It's x, a, e. No, it's not. It starts with a, e, x. Okay, that's what it is then. And he was like yeah, he told joe rogan how to say it and he was like it's just sounds, and we just call him a different name every time yeah, everybody was like what'd you say? He was so confusing okay did you uh trump um declassified MLK, JFK and RFK files?
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you know that Was that one of your things? No, but that is a great point. I did see that actually on my Yahoo mail thing today on your what. Yahoo mail.
Speaker 2:Yahoo.
Speaker 1:Isn't that what it's called?
Speaker 3:I think there's something wrong with you.
Speaker 5:Most people call it Yahoo, but that's okay, he's actually doing the jams thing.
Speaker 1:Look at him Yahoo, okay, yahoo. What is it called Yahoo?
Speaker 2:It's called Yahoo.
Speaker 3:Like you said.
Speaker 2:Hey, Yahoo Not.
Speaker 1:Yahoo, yahoo, not Yahoo, yeah, yahoo, well, I don't know. Well, fuck, all right, today we are talking about oh boy. Eight ways to catch a cheat. Could you identify them?
Speaker 2:I think we should go around the room and tell everyone how weird it is.
Speaker 5:How many have you ticked off what?
Speaker 2:do you?
Speaker 3:mean you know when you were, If we were talking about ex-boyfriends and pigs, she would have said jacked.
Speaker 5:In your previous relationship. How many boxes do you think you checked? Yep phone? Yep, she did that one you definitely that's not true more
Speaker 2:no, I'm just saying there's so many more in this article.
Speaker 1:Okay, got it. But, denny, tell me one way to know if your spouse is cheating.
Speaker 2:One way I think you could tell is we don't give a fuck Is if the bitch has TikTok on her phone.
Speaker 3:No, if she deletes it, then you know.
Speaker 5:Destroys the evidence. It's gone forever. Now we'll never know.
Speaker 3:All right, this is going to be awkward.
Speaker 1:Okay, oh God, if there's a strange scent where yes, everywhere yeah, brayden, you don't get to answer because you were caught six different times no, it was one time six different ways, six different angles really whatever, I should have gotten paid for that.
Speaker 2:I mean, that's, that's six different angles you got of me yeah, you should sign them all. I could have.
Speaker 1:Amanda, what's one way you would catch?
Speaker 5:Snapchat Snapchat any adult person Snapchat has and uses Snapchat as a form of communication, that's a problem right now.
Speaker 1:James is like hey, wait a minute. Why are you talking to me, right? Now well, no, I guess I don't really.
Speaker 4:I mean, you don't agree?
Speaker 1:I use the filters for pictures.
Speaker 3:To make yourself pretty and make your lip not look beat up, fuck off, what's wrong with your lip.
Speaker 1:I got lip injections and.
Speaker 2:Do they usually look like a car accident you?
Speaker 3:look like Brayden in the morning.
Speaker 2:When he wakes up, I do. She was explaining it to me. She was like, look, I got them up here and it really widened it.
Speaker 1:And then down here it it messed up and I was like like it's overflowing, like from what you're like I'm being serious.
Speaker 3:I was ready to hunt somebody down and hurt them when I saw you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm surprised more people at work didn't ask. Well, that's the first thing I did. I said what happened to your lip and she said injections.
Speaker 2:I I was like, okay, yeah, I know, that's not a lie.
Speaker 1:All right so.
Speaker 3:Enough of that.
Speaker 1:Enough of that.
Speaker 3:Checking that off, tracy Cox says they're less affectionate.
Speaker 2:Who's Number eight. Is she in the room? Where is she?
Speaker 3:She's the author of the article, oh okay, I went to look for this person. I'm like I can't see. I see Olivia still.
Speaker 2:No, she says less affectionate, you mean?
Speaker 1:Another classic indicator of infidelity your partner becomes emotionally distant or disconnected from you. Did that happen with you?
Speaker 3:Yeah, she went. I'm sorry what.
Speaker 1:Did that happen with him?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You didn't get my joke. That was funny. You're so funny. That was funny.
Speaker 3:You want me talking to my mic?
Speaker 1:Please Okay, number seven, you should. They tell other people what they're up to. What's that? They tell other people what they're up to?
Speaker 3:Oh, so they tell on themselves.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the minute you tell someone you're cheating, you've told two people. Virtually everyone tells either their partner or a close confidant about a secret they've been told to keep and they tell theirs. One person quickly doubles and triples and before you know it, Herpes. Herpes.
Speaker 5:The gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 1:I thought it was.
Speaker 5:Damn it.
Speaker 1:The next thing that happens, you get punched in the face.
Speaker 2:I mean, there are survivors in this room. Survivors yeah, yes, I guess that's what's what's six. Six, you're moving through that article really fast. We're at 27 minutes.
Speaker 3:But we've got, we've got another. Yeah, you've got a whole, sorry yeah she's got a whole list, I'm the old producer. I'm not the current.
Speaker 5:You have to flow with the new way of things I know, which has a lot of silence is it? Oh yeah okay.
Speaker 1:Well, just it's your first time, though it's okay. Yeah, I'm doing decent.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, no, you'll be editing this, no.
Speaker 1:I'm not doing terrible.
Speaker 3:You're not doing terrible.
Speaker 1:Okay, Number six your location tracker reveals where they really are. Are you an idiot If you are going to cheat?
Speaker 2:Gotta leave your phone in the hotel room.
Speaker 1:In the hotel room, oh yeah, yeah, or he just leaves, no you gotta leave it at your house, why would you leave it in the hotel room?
Speaker 2:I went I when I was in california, I left my phone in the hotel room and I went to a strip club that's not cheating yeah, that's fair according to, according to someone and he still left his phone.
Speaker 3:He's going to a strip club cheating? I don't, I don't think so. No, it was an abomination if I did it, if Caleb went to a strip club, would you be upset?
Speaker 2:No, he and I did for my birthday two years ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah, honey, would you be upset if I went to a strip club?
Speaker 5:I'd be upset if you didn't take me.
Speaker 3:if we're being honest, have you ever been to one? Yeah, which one?
Speaker 5:Wieners, not the Wieners, no an actual like a girl strip club.
Speaker 2:In where.
Speaker 5:In Kokomo no Junction City.
Speaker 2:Kansas, I think. I think that's the name of that town. How?
Speaker 4:many days are in.
Speaker 1:Kansas. What did they look like in Kansas? Were they pretty?
Speaker 5:I mean I wasn't looking at their faces. Actually, it was really awkward because I went.
Speaker 3:There's some sound effects over there you should be using right now. For fuck's sake, what's going on?
Speaker 5:I went with a couple and they were fighting and you were looking at boobies. It was real awkward. And then he had like a friend that he brought to and I think the friend thought that I was there for him and I was like, no thanks, I bet he's got TikTok too.
Speaker 3:Probably messaged her.
Speaker 2:Probably messaged her, so she. What was that lady's name that was looking at the boobs more than me, she liked boobs. She had nice boobs.
Speaker 1:She said I wasn't looking at their faces. How long have you been?
Speaker 2:kind of gay Long time. So, long. How long ago was Kansas?
Speaker 5:When I was in school 2012, 2013?
Speaker 3:She's like bi-curious.
Speaker 2:That's over a decade, god damn, I like booze Really curious.
Speaker 1:Does it get stronger the longer you know me, Amanda? It's funny.
Speaker 3:I went to, I took her to Vegas and we went to Pahrump which I took you to Pahrump.
Speaker 2:No, you took me to the chicken farm that's in Pahrump. Oh, that's me, to the chicken farm that's in Pahrump. Oh, that's a city or town, that's a little town.
Speaker 4:I took her. We went in, though. I just showed you.
Speaker 3:Amanda went in and I could see apprehension on her face and I said honey we're not doing anything Middle of the day we were the only people in there.
Speaker 2:I like that Besides one of the employees.
Speaker 5:I like that, besides one of the employees.
Speaker 1:Do you think that place is still pretty busy?
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Is it really?
Speaker 5:Yes, those places, there's no rest for the wicked. There was a female bouncer that checked us as we came in.
Speaker 2:Arms up. Heifer, I gotta pat you down.
Speaker 1:Check under here All good. Wow, I didn't, I didn't, hey, three places in our two places in kokomo got busted for happy endings.
Speaker 2:Two did. Yeah, the connection to sexual where's?
Speaker 5:the second one the first first one's where he gets his massages. No, it isn't.
Speaker 3:No, the first one is a funny story yes, I was getting a massage when that happened.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's funny what whoa like recently and they busted in. Okay, all right, I didn't know no, I wasn't there.
Speaker 3:I mean, I wasn't at the one where they give happy endings so hold on.
Speaker 2:You were at a massage place and they busted in and raided it. No, I was at a different one when it happened he was.
Speaker 3:I was at a different massage parlor getting an actual massage. Yeah, when that happened.
Speaker 2:That was connection to sex trafficking too, like for real. Well, there were several cities.
Speaker 1:Lafayette, indiana, had one, but yeah, I'm pretty sure would that be cheating if you go and get a happy ending.
Speaker 3:Absolutely would that be cheating?
Speaker 5:yep honey, I think a happy ending would be would be just the hand yeah you'd let.
Speaker 3:Caleb get like stroke dog game over sometimes. What?
Speaker 2:stroke dog, you didn't need to double down. And hers, hers, more lenient in her old age.
Speaker 1:It's almost like.
Speaker 5:If I don't have to do the work, I really Wow. I could just sleep.
Speaker 3:This is coming from the person over here that says, oh yeah, sex all the time.
Speaker 1:You come home happy, all good. Listen, it's not sex all the time. Sure, you know what. I'm getting something out of it, so that's fine, right. But when I got to do all this work, when it's just about them, yeah, can you just go find somebody else that'll do that for you and come back? No, what? No, only me, only me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think it's only you and I think you got ran over and bumped your head on the way here, and your lip is the only evidence that we need to take you to the concussion tent.
Speaker 2:No, no, I'm just saying like Caleb, go get a quick handy, Meet you back here at 15. You can be nice and relaxed.
Speaker 1:Nice and relaxed. Get a massage while you're at it. You're shitting me, dude, that's cheating.
Speaker 3:I don't think people go and just get handies.
Speaker 2:There's a handy room. She's just. She's got a forearm. Do you think they have?
Speaker 1:to do a massage before the handy.
Speaker 2:And you put the five or the 20 in the towel Now.
Speaker 1:I have said multiple times that I think more than five or ten dollars for your handy oh come on I think that my massage girl would. I just is that the one that yelled at you, or is it a different?
Speaker 2:panties off and then no. What about?
Speaker 1:the one that yelled at you said no, you're not taking clothes off oh no, that was when I was married to you.
Speaker 3:Why'd you say like that? I don't know. Now you're going to get us canceled like it was an oriental Can we say oriental.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, I think that's correct. I think, we should Asian, oriental, asian.
Speaker 3:Maybe oriental's wrong, I don't know.
Speaker 5:Maybe we should. I am so sorry.
Speaker 2:Steer clear. Speaking of the panties off, lady. Like the good father he is, he tells me this story gets me a massage. At the same place, that woman snatched my little ass up, snatched me up. I kept my underwear on. I was like you're not getting me If she wanted those bitches off, they'd have come off.
Speaker 3:Didn't even give me an option.
Speaker 2:She started rubbing my legs and she was like took them off of me. Whoa Baby, he's terrified. She's got the strongest little hands and then I didn't. I haven't gotten a massage in so long. I didn't have cash on me for tip and when I walked out she was like and I said hit you next time.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:He has your last name.
Speaker 3:She's not worried about last names. No wonder she keeps putting things in my butt.
Speaker 5:What does she?
Speaker 3:mean to you. That's horrible, horrible. I go in there and I come out with drumsticks in my ass oh my god, okay, number five I have done.
Speaker 1:uh well, not in this sense, but they send the wrong message to the wrong person 100% yeah. That is a fuck up. I had a friend who did this sent the message intended for the lover she was just about to see to her husband You're going to be.
Speaker 3:I got it. I got to hurry up and get over there. That stupid bitch will be home in a minute.
Speaker 1:It said you're going to be inside me in under an hour. You know in that seat.
Speaker 3:you have to decide some of the things you're going to read and not read, Considering her husband was at work and she was on a train to meet her sister.
Speaker 1:She might as well have texted surprise.
Speaker 2:I'm getting railed, yeah, yeah. And then he just caught red-handed, absolutely.
Speaker 1:That sucks.
Speaker 3:How embarrassing is it to send a text to the wrong person? Not in that situation. You remember when?
Speaker 5:I sent a work message to the person I was talking shit about and I meant to send it to my work friend and I sent it to her.
Speaker 3:Oh, I do remember that that's got to be the most.
Speaker 5:I had a boss one time I tried I tried to do everything, before it was read, to unsend that message. You couldn't because we were not in good standing anyway and I was not nice I had a.
Speaker 3:I had a boss that was telling a story and I was brand new in my this has been eight years ago or so. I was brand new in my position that I wanted and he was up telling this long, drawn-out story about his son and how he's got this girlfriend. And he was trying to tell us all about how you work for everything. And yank, yank, yank and I looked at another guy in the room and I was going to send him a text and instead I sent this text to my boss that I didn't know very well and all I said was he doesn't. Because what he said was I, my son keeps asking me for money so he can take his girlfriend out to do things. I said what he doesn't understand is he's giving his son money to get laid. Oh, and you sent that to him. I sent that to him and then, as I'm sitting there, I'm just looking at my phone, looking at my phone, and I see his face like on the message.
Speaker 3:And I'm like oh yeah, and then you get that in the stomach.
Speaker 1:Oh, there was a pit.
Speaker 3:While he's sitting in a meeting room he's leading and we don't have that kind of relationship. So I'm sitting there, so I have to improvise, so I send another text and I meant to say you, not he, laugh out loud and then I watched him pick up his phone in five minutes when he was done talking and I'm just like no, I enjoyed this job.
Speaker 1:Back to square one I'm gone it. I enjoyed this job. Back to square one I'm gone.
Speaker 3:It's gone it's back to being poor. Then I watched him and he just shook his head and read it and I think that like I never told him that story that I didn't in would you tell him now?
Speaker 1:does he know you have a podcast?
Speaker 2:I would also say right after he said now get away from me. I hate you, fucking loser.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, Okay, Number four they're doing things they don't normally do. Like what? The sofa slouch that turns into a gym bunny.
Speaker 3:That's always the deal. If you have somebody that you're with and they suddenly start looking like an Adonis, they're doing something.
Speaker 2:Well, in my case, you just went to the gym and didn't change the appearance, didn't change.
Speaker 1:That's because she was already cheating and not going to the gym. Where are you going? It's different cardio. What are those?
Speaker 2:bruises on your leg. Oh, you know, it's the bike I use at the gym.
Speaker 1:Sperm adds pounds. Bitch, you don't know how to ride a bike. Sperm does can potentially add pounds?
Speaker 3:Have you done an experiment? In her case, it was about 70 pounds that must have been 2,000 pounds of sperm.
Speaker 1:Is it about to be like another 70?
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, out here already swollen.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, oh yeah. Number three they can't keep their story straight Takes a lot of planning, and I feel like they must just not be with very smart people. Yeah well, I mean they find it out. I mean she's, these are right. I think there's a lot more that you can tell give us some examples oh goodness, they go straight to the bathroom when they get home well if I just got potty you still, why do they go straight to the bathroom when they get home?
Speaker 1:shower or whatever, because you know the stank that you were talking about the stank mm-hmm, the stank.
Speaker 5:What's it smell like?
Speaker 4:Sex.
Speaker 1:They insist on privacy they didn't need before, so they get twitchy. If you sit beside them when they're working online, they start closing and locking the bathroom or toilet door. Why don't you do that anyway?
Speaker 3:Do you lock the bathroom? You don't. Do you lock the bathroom door when you're in it? Do you lock them? I do too. Matter of fact, if there are multiple doors, I'll lock all of them.
Speaker 5:Do you know how infuriating it is to not be able to go into my bedroom?
Speaker 2:So Alexis has how infuriating it is, if I'm in the bathroom and you barge in.
Speaker 5:If I knew you were doing that, but most of the time you're really not. You just think you might, so I just I gotta run in, get some stuff and I leave me and Alexis have a deal.
Speaker 2:We just shout, we just go, I'm pottying, leave me alone. So usually we just go to separate sections of the house yes due to your newfound relationship.
Speaker 3:I'm going to leave some jokes out right here, thank you, go ahead with Caleb. Thank God, you're in a mood. I'm going to leave some jokes out right here, thank you, go ahead with Caleb.
Speaker 1:Thank God, because you're in a mood, I'm in a great mood.
Speaker 2:I know, I'm saying like which we just go hurt and be real funny.
Speaker 1:Everybody so far away, so that would not work for me.
Speaker 2:I wonder what, okay, and I want to know what that is. Is it the sound, or is it the stench that you need everyone to vacate? I don't know. Probably both.
Speaker 1:No, no, no. Is it probably both, or is it both I?
Speaker 3:need to know.
Speaker 2:Do you melt your own eyebrows off? I told her to wash your ass.
Speaker 3:She needs to wash her whole ass.
Speaker 1:And her ass whole. You like flush, you give a courtesy flush.
Speaker 3:When you're by yourself, you do a courtesy flush.
Speaker 5:I open the window so it dissipates outside and not inside the house. I do too.
Speaker 2:I open the window so it dissipates outside and not inside the house. I do too. I open the window too. You don't have a window in your bathroom at your house.
Speaker 1:Yes, I do.
Speaker 2:Not in your bedroom.
Speaker 3:I have a friend that lives in Galveston, indiana, and they have an old school bathroom and they use an actual pot that they do their business in and throw it out the window.
Speaker 5:A chamber pot.
Speaker 3:A poopy pot.
Speaker 5:It's called a chamber pot.
Speaker 1:So wait, it just sits, there's shit and stuff and pee just sits out there.
Speaker 3:I don't know that they do major transactions all the time, but it's possible.
Speaker 5:I don't think that's real. I think that sounds I kind of like it over here.
Speaker 2:That sounds quite Amish.
Speaker 1:I like it, dude, I don't like it. They take their phone with them everywhere.
Speaker 3:So I read that when I was not preparing for this podcast. Mm-hmm. And I am very protective of my phone. Uh-huh Does not mean I'm cheating, but I am very, very protective of my phone. Yeah, I just am. I think that too much can be construed. You know we've talked about this a million times, but you know, read something on somebody's phone and you your mind. I do it If I see something I'm like hey what's that, but I just I've made myself not look, because you deleted TikTok. So, but no, I yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, my phone is always on me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I always have mine too.
Speaker 2:Within arm's reach.
Speaker 1:Yeah, mine's not, I'll leave it, but they also put their. Like you notice, if you never, you put your phone face down a lot.
Speaker 2:That is a problem.
Speaker 1:That right there.
Speaker 5:That is a telltale sign like what could come up there Do you remember we went to a friend's house and it was real awkward because there was a whole bunch of texting and every time it was set phone down and you said hey, pointed it out.
Speaker 3:More like who was it?
Speaker 5:Probably shouldn't say.
Speaker 1:Probably not a great idea.
Speaker 3:Probably have to tell me after the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know. You know how many times that we say tell me after the podcast, and we never talk about it. Let's go ahead and air all of those now.
Speaker 2:Denny, and I do talk about it.
Speaker 5:We just don't include you guys.
Speaker 2:Oh damn.
Speaker 1:That's such bullshit and it just mute her for the next three minutes. Okay, so infidelity stats 2024.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I bet they're way down, it's 2025.
Speaker 1:Who cheats more?
Speaker 2:Women. Ooh, that's a good question who does?
Speaker 3:cheat more Ems. What do you say, Men or women?
Speaker 5:I have to say.
Speaker 3:See how that podcast should have.
Speaker 5:I think there's an age discrepancy. I think it is If you are under 25.
Speaker 3:Do you cheat more when you're younger or cheat more when you're older?
Speaker 5:No, I think young men cheat more because they're not ready for relationships. And they often get forced into marriage early and stuff like that. They get pushed into it so they're not ready for commitment and they end up cheating when they're younger. Like you, mm-hmm, I think women over, I'm the only marriage you've ever had.
Speaker 3:So it can't be like you, I was talking to him about him. Oh, okay.
Speaker 5:And women over 25, I think, end up cheating more.
Speaker 1:That's fun Okay end up cheating more. That's fun, okay. Well, isn't it fun to do?
Speaker 5:Ah, I need a drink. It was just like she's sick.
Speaker 1:Nearly 20% of marriages affected by infidelity. About 20% of married men and 13% of married women report cheating on their spouses.
Speaker 2:That's because the other heifers lied so wait a minute.
Speaker 3:Younger adults One in five cheat. Is that what you just said?
Speaker 1:20% of married men and 13% of married women.
Speaker 3:So do we agree that men cheat more than women?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I agree that younger men cheat more.
Speaker 1:Yes, oh see, I don't know.
Speaker 5:You think older men cheat more Depends. I think men.
Speaker 3:They do wear them.
Speaker 5:Younger? I don't think so. I think, men, if they've made it still married to age 26, to 30, they've figured their shit out, listen it says, younger adults aged 18 to 34 have lower rates of infidelity at around 11%.
Speaker 1:Older age groups tend to report higher rates of cheating in their marriages.
Speaker 3:What age group? Doesn't say Like 60s and 70s, I believe, are the highest group of cheating. It's in there.
Speaker 2:Not to mention in the retirement homes and stuff. Ooh, that's a good point.
Speaker 1:They are riddled with STDs? Yeah, but are they cheating on their spouses or their spouses?
Speaker 2:What's that? What's that mean?
Speaker 5:If they're in an old person's home, that means they don't have anybody to take care of them at home.
Speaker 3:Aw poor widdle people.
Speaker 1:Men are more likely to cheat than women. Men are. Studies show that men should cheat more often than women in marriages. About 20 percent of married men cheat, compared to 13 percent of married women I would be crushed if amanda cheated on me oh well, I would be crushed. Gonna happen, men are more likely to engage. Based on those stats, it's going to yes and men are more likely to engage in sexual infidelity and to do so multiple times.
Speaker 2:I did it once with one woman, she did it three times with three men and multiple times.
Speaker 5:She's a 13%. She's a whore.
Speaker 2:That's where you hit one of those buttons. Let's just try to figure out I want to talk to you how many of the other whores lied on this survey.
Speaker 5:I don't think. It's not necessarily about lying, it's about being caught.
Speaker 3:I'm looking for a car. You can't start one and then stop it.
Speaker 1:Well, I was the wrong one. I don't know who where she's at.
Speaker 3:Don't worry about it. It's too late now. Okay. Well, like punishing a dog for peeing 20 minutes later 20 minutes In podcast terms, two days and 20 minutes later 20 minutes gone.
Speaker 1:In podcast terms two days Gone, 30% of people who cheated on their spouse begin the affair with a co-worker.
Speaker 2:Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, look at the statistics in this room, yikes.
Speaker 1:Boy that hits home. Oh no, we batting a hundred Almost.
Speaker 2:Almost. I didn't work with Alexis, it's really 883, something like that.
Speaker 1:Emotional affairs.
Speaker 5:Maybe you should. Maybe you should leave the math to anybody else. I just threw out a number 883.
Speaker 1:883. Emotional affairs are on the rise Is emotional affair, an affair.
Speaker 2:Yes, oh, if you love somebody else while you tell me you love me, yeah, I should hit you I.
Speaker 3:I agree with that. But an emotional affair doesn't have to be I love you right.
Speaker 1:It just has to be sharing intimate details if you desire anybody more than me let's fucking go.
Speaker 5:if you are sitting at home with your spouse, your significant other and thinking about spending time with a different person and telling that person absolutely, even if you're not spending time with them. If you're thinking about if you would rather be spending time with that other person. It's a done deal.
Speaker 3:Do you think Barack Obama said that to Michelle about Jennifer Aniston?
Speaker 5:I would've. I don't know what you're talking about would have.
Speaker 1:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about either. You guys haven't heard that.
Speaker 4:That is a major rumor that's getting legs, that Barack and Jennifer Aniston are a thing he's supposed to be the greatest ever.
Speaker 1:Maybe she was his one, you know like.
Speaker 3:The white elephant.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Great white buffalo.
Speaker 1:If this happens, I'm the president. Now you realize that that's the list.
Speaker 3:I don't think it was happening before he was president, I know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:He's telling the truth.
Speaker 5:When they were a young couple. He said, hey, if I ever get a chance at Jennifer Aniston, you know I'm going to take it, and now he's president.
Speaker 3:He fucking got his chance. Who would yours be? If you had a hall pass, who would it be?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, this is so hard. That's what he would say. That's what I hope to say.
Speaker 2:Hey it, better not be somebody local, no.
Speaker 1:The mayor.
Speaker 3:Oh, I have jokes.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:Mark Wahlberg.
Speaker 2:Mark Brayden. Oh God.
Speaker 3:Carly Gray, mine is Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lawrence, yours is the boyfriend that messaged you on TikTok.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Mine would be Gerard Butler.
Speaker 5:Ooh, that's a good one too. He's a close second.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hear you, you would do that too, yeah.
Speaker 3:Not when you watch Den of Thieves 2.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to, so I don't lose respect for him, dude.
Speaker 1:Why it was horrible.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when he's in a bad movie, I hate it.
Speaker 5:He spent most of the time saying, hey, what is going on and are you ready to go yet?
Speaker 1:Can we leave, please, god? So bad 20% of people admit to cheating before marriage. One in five people say they have cheated before getting married. This number shows that unfaithfulness can start early in relationships.
Speaker 3:Is there like I mean, is there still the bang in the last check on your? List Bachelor party, you know, before you get married tomorrow.
Speaker 5:I mean, it's still cheating.
Speaker 3:You're still in a relationship, I don't disagree. I just ask is it still happening Like the?
Speaker 2:bachelor party yeah.
Speaker 5:That's absolutely. You think yes, especially with absolutely still happening.
Speaker 2:Yes, especially with men. Yes, you get some douchebag frat dude that was the president of his house in college and he's like man, bachelor party dude. We got one more chance, I want her.
Speaker 1:That's gross.
Speaker 2:Don't do that.
Speaker 1:Actually, there have been people on TikTok that will say hey, so, and so if you're marrying this guy and he had his bachelor party here and this and that, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5:There's a whole page about women selling out Dude dude. There are Facebook pages about hey.
Speaker 3:I was on one, yeah, I damn near broke us up and I had nothing to do with it. No, it's not, I had nothing to do with it. No, it's not, I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1:I was like wait a second.
Speaker 5:No, it's not that. It's a. It's a women's page, like you have. They ask questions and scour your profile to make sure you're actually a woman and if you're like doing online dating and stuff, you're like, hey, ladies, I'm getting ready to go on a date with this guy, this guy that I met on this website. Does he belong to any of you?
Speaker 3:Oh, I've heard about that.
Speaker 5:And there are so many men that, yeah, that's my husband.
Speaker 2:I think them bitches should mind their business.
Speaker 3:Well, we've asked this question before, but if you knew that your best friend was being cheated on, would you tell him?
Speaker 5:I don't think that's the question. I think if you knew that your best friend was being cheated on, would you tell him. I don't think that's the question. I think if you knew that your best friend was cheating, that's the hard question. Okay, would you tell their?
Speaker 3:husband no. Would you?
Speaker 5:Mm-mm.
Speaker 3:Probably Really Damn. Would you tell your best friend about their husband? That's so hard, yeah, that yeah.
Speaker 5:Fuck yeah, I'm going. Would you tell? Would you tell your best friend about their husband? I don't know, that's so hard. Yeah, that yeah, fuck yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say no to those dude.
Speaker 1:I saw that motherfucker walk into that hotel room with that blonde bitch fuck him let's go slash his tires.
Speaker 3:Let's go fuck him up, boy yeah that became real for a second on my best no see, hey, this is how dudes work.
Speaker 2:I told Pop I was going to get a can of Chew, and I came back four hours later.
Speaker 3:Well, to be honest, we're not boys Like you can say. Hey Dad, I'm going to go hammer this out, I'll be back in four hours.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you definitely lied.
Speaker 3:You might lie to me, but what was the alternative?
Speaker 2:Yeah lied, you might lie to me, but what was the alternative? I'm going to this hotel in Kokomo. It's downtown Kokomo.
Speaker 3:I don't want to tell you I'm doing this. You already left us to clean up your messes when she'd come look in or call.
Speaker 1:I was not dropped off. I was dropped off at the house.
Speaker 2:You have to say that you have to remember that it was a two. Okay Che have to say that you have to remember that it was a two Okay Okay.
Speaker 1:Cheating is more common in relationships lasting over 10 years.
Speaker 2:I don't.
Speaker 1:I don't Long-term relations face unique challenges when it comes to infidelity. Research shows that cheating becomes more likely as relationships extend beyond a decade. Several factors contribute to this trend. Relationships, boredom and dissatisfaction often increase over time.
Speaker 2:You even made it to a decade, tracy and I how long.
Speaker 3:And then he cheated. Is it 11 years, 11, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then he cheated.
Speaker 2:With you.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Poor.
Speaker 1:Older people cheat more than younger people.
Speaker 3:See that was what I was saying Older cheat more than younger people. See, that was what I was saying Older cheat more than younger, I think.
Speaker 5:As far as like the relationships getting older. I think that is a common what's old, though Like as the relationship goes on. So I think people get married, their things are new, things are cool, they're getting the house, or they're having the wedding. They're getting the house, they're buying the cars, they're having the kids, they're getting through. Oh, this isn't so much fun because I don't really want to parent with this person that I'm with.
Speaker 2:I'm more of a well, it's a year and a half and then it's like holy shit, and now? What the fuck do we do with you and when you?
Speaker 5:and when you have kids that early yeah like it's so, so common to see people fall into these friendship roles because of kids it's they either use kids as the excuse. Kids are the reason they're fighting, or they're spending so much time and energy with the kids that they don't spend any time and energy with their relationship. And guess what? Those kids don't give a fuck. They're going to leave. And then you've got to face the stranger that you live with.
Speaker 1:Yeah, older people. This trend has emerged since 2000. Ad Older people this trend has emerged since 2000. Adults over 55 are more likely to be unfaithful to their partners compared to younger age groups. For men, the highest rate of infidelity has shifted to those aged 60 to 69. Women in their 40s fuck, and 50s also show increased rates of cheating. They're both whores.
Speaker 3:It's going to happen.
Speaker 5:Those are the cougars, mm-hmm.
Speaker 3:Do women fantasize about younger men? No, I don't.
Speaker 5:Who do you?
Speaker 3:fantasize about.
Speaker 5:My men in smut books.
Speaker 1:Whatever fucking age, they are right. That's cheating. It's not about that.
Speaker 3:That's emotional cheating.
Speaker 1:Women cheat more as they get older. Age plays a role in women's infidelity rates.
Speaker 3:Why do they do that?
Speaker 5:I think their confidence finally grows, women spend their younger years being a mom and caring more about their kids than their parents. And then the kids kind of grow up and they're like, oh, now I need to take care of.
Speaker 3:I need to take care of before you.
Speaker 5:I need to take care of me.
Speaker 2:I was talking about you and Josh. You guys didn't have kids.
Speaker 1:No, I know I was younger then. But it does say as women age they might feel more confident in their desires and less afraid of societal judgment.
Speaker 3:You are different than you were when we got together, like how you view yourself and how you. That's thanks to you.
Speaker 2:Look at her face, not to mention the fuse. Probably used to be about yay big, now it's about yay.
Speaker 5:My fuse used to be miles long. I told Braxton no today.
Speaker 2:I said I'm not doing that. You're going to get me in trouble.
Speaker 5:My fuse used to be miles long, now it is millimeters. Who can you think for?
Speaker 1:that okay, so it's piper oh, piper and braxton piper, she's so cute, though. Affairs are more common in the workplace 40 44 percent of cheating men had an affair with someone from work that's because they spend that much time together.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you're with people all day. That's why you need a job where you don't really talk to other people, and it's so much better, yeah.
Speaker 1:People suck Cheating spikes during the summer and the holidays.
Speaker 3:Yeah, why the holidays?
Speaker 1:Why the?
Speaker 2:holidays. It's because of the shot in the dark. Hey, happy Thanksgiving. Haven't talked to you in a while, what the fuck? No, that's not the next sentence. Hey, that's at least the third text you know what?
Speaker 1:I'm not the producer, that is at least the third text research shows that infidelity tends to increase during summer months and holiday periods. Many people take vacations or attend social events during these times, which can lead to more opportunities.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'll be in your city next month.
Speaker 5:You go to gatherings, high school reunions, work parties, things like that You're exposed.
Speaker 3:Especially work parties Die hard where they're all spread out over the desk. For fuck's sake.
Speaker 5:I would see that more in the summer Going out Also, I think, during the holidays, holidays you're spending a lot of time with in-laws and extended family and you're like, fuck, I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 1:Oh, this is a breaking news. Technology has made cheating easier. Boy has it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, text. I mean you can send a message, tell me all about it. Tiktok girl.
Speaker 1:Oh, for fuck's sake.
Speaker 2:We're going to beat that horse till it's no more. There's not even going to be bones after he's done.
Speaker 1:Hiding an affair has become simpler in the digital era. Cheaters can delete messages.
Speaker 3:I disagree. I think that it makes you more susceptible.
Speaker 2:Well, it's easier to hide is what she's saying. It's much easier to hide. I disagree. It's easier to get caught.
Speaker 3:I think if somebody's playing around on their phone, the likelihood they're going to get caught is very high.
Speaker 2:You think so? Yeah, but the things that these people are doing these days, like when I did one of the last videos I did have on Facebook, she was like, alright, I'll gas you all up. Change the contact photo to the gears for settings and turn the contact name into settings. You get three or four notifications from settings. It's like, oh, you got to update your phone. Nope, actually, I'm just getting tonight figured out and it was a woman that said that who said that? I don't know.
Speaker 2:It was just a girl on was watching something, oh but she like, and I was like, I mean damn, I cheated on somebody and I didn't even think of that, I just left, I just walked out of the house settings, settings, settings, settings.
Speaker 1:Couples therapy can help after cheating well, it's also.
Speaker 2:It used to be pizza hut. Until pizza hut calls you and you don't call them and it's's like hey, why is Pizza?
Speaker 1:Hut texting. Yeah, that's dumb. But do you think couples therapy can help after cheating? No, therapy is made up, Amanda.
Speaker 5:I have no idea, I don't, I don't, I don't think, I don't, I don't ever see the effectiveness in couples.
Speaker 5:Divorce think I don't. I don't ever see the effectiveness in couples. I struggle with the idea that couple therapy works because you have one person trying to mediate between two people who are not ready to resolve their issues really, and normally one person doesn't want to go there, the other person's making them go there, but really only wants to go there so that the therapist can tell the person they drug there how wrong they are and how they need to do everything the other person's way.
Speaker 1:How does the therapist not take a side, though, when they hear all this shit?
Speaker 2:They do. They just use different avenues of approach.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:You need a therapist that's going to be honest, I think. Oh, yeah, if it's going to work, the therapist needs to say hey, you have to see that you were wrong and you know, maybe you should slow down.
Speaker 1:But you have to be so sensitive to everybody's feelings, I think.
Speaker 5:I think the opposite. I think that's just it. Therapists are too sensitive, so they, oh well, let's, you know, don't, don't yell, let's just talk about our. That is how it is it needs to be. Hey, you're being a dick. Shut the fuck up and listen to what she's saying. We could be therapists, let's create an LLC. Instead of Ams and Jams.
Speaker 1:You guys are kind of doing that. Do you think infidelity can happen in happy relationships?
Speaker 2:Yes, one drunken night.
Speaker 1:Emotional or sexual affairs can happen when partners feel content because I?
Speaker 5:why am I on trial?
Speaker 3:you asked the question, I answered it. I didn't ask any questions.
Speaker 1:I just answered the question, but she answered it like right now absolutely, it can happen. Dude curiosity or opportunity, not relationship problems. You are so happy.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, I faked it. Come on now.
Speaker 1:Boredom or desire for excitement can lead to cheating, especially if you're not Well, I guess.
Speaker 2:Did you say? What Did you say? Boredom and excitement.
Speaker 1:Yeah, boredom or a desire for excitement.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, Either of those two things.
Speaker 1:That spark Some individuals may seek validation or attention outside their partnership.
Speaker 3:That's what got me with you, yeah what you were a young girl paying attention to me and wow, begging me to have sex with you and I was like I'm not going to, you say please. Oh, my god, I'm not going to please. She grabbed my leg and I walk and drag her across the floor like hey, can you please stop holding on with both arms?
Speaker 1:you wouldn't leave me alone. Cheaters rarely regret their actions. Now, I disagree with that.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't. I'm with the love of my life and I had an affair. Well, I this is product of an affair.
Speaker 1:So I would say, like I regret how we got together, fuck, I regret that we were together, but no, I don't. I mean, it happened it's. It is what it is.
Speaker 3:But you got to ride this amusement park.
Speaker 5:Don't talk like that, but don't talk like that After all the things you've said.
Speaker 1:Yeah, don't say things like that. It's disgusting, but I regretted how it happened.
Speaker 3:Well, of course you know it was horrible.
Speaker 1:So I don't think it's Safe to say that cheaters rarely regret their actions. I guess maybe I'm on the rarely part.
Speaker 3:I think that more people regret their actions than they don't.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think there's, I think probably they regret hurting the other person. Yeah, they maybe don't regret going into the relationship or event because they're, but they they're one, but they regret hurting the other person not leaving first. Yeah, I, I, and then you just have psychopaths who don't give a shit and they'll just continue doing it forever.
Speaker 1:It. That sucks Cause. Why do you just just be single right?
Speaker 5:Because they need validation from other people, because they're broken inside.
Speaker 3:They need the relationship and they need that. You're not in trouble with me, you're the producer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so now it's time For our favorite segment In our therapy session.
Speaker 5:It's the most wonderful time of this goddamn podcast.
Speaker 1:Did you really think this was going to be a feel-good segment? Are you insane like me? Welcome to relationship advice with Ams and Jams. Well, you asked for our advice, we just hope you're ready for brutal honesty. Thank you for that, Denny, that helpful, because I wasn't even thinking about thinking about it. So actually we're going to change it today because I'm the producer and this is now going to be denny and bray.
Speaker 3:They're going to answer but the people that wrote in for us I mean we can answer, but you have to start off the beginning of the. You have to start off the beginning of the. You have to start each one, because they don't always put Dear Ams and Jams, so you have to say that part.
Speaker 1:Oh Dear.
Speaker 3:Each one.
Speaker 5:Oh, okay, I'm trying to think of a fun name Den and Bray.
Speaker 3:You could just say Dear Brayden, bray and Denny.
Speaker 1:I hate you oh that's's funny, you didn't get it. No, I didn't. I'm like that's only one fucking person.
Speaker 2:I was like Did somebody write in on me? Oh, no, okay.
Speaker 1:Dear Ams and Jams and Denny Brayden, thank you, or Bray Den, okay. I accidentally threw up On the bathroom floor when I recently had food poisoning. I called for my husband, who is 58 years old, hoping he would at least at the very least offer me some moral support and hold my hair back.
Speaker 2:He's probably cheating on you. Cheated men at that age, she don't you higher than men at my age.
Speaker 1:Nope, hush. Let me finish the story. Let her finish. I was shocked and hurt when he acted, annoyed that I was sick and he called me a fucking asshole for not making it to the toilet in time look how she's reacting, as I know? Am I acting entitled, or would a caring husband have cleaned up the mess? We even have masks and latex gloves you shouldn't have wrote if the tables were turned, I would have cleaned up his puke.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's because we do everything I can accept. I didn't hit the husband lotto and get one that will clean up my puke, but I'm not OK with how he made me feel embarrassed for what happened and he became angry and verbally abusive. That's bullshit.
Speaker 2:I got to tell you you probably could have held it that extra three feet to the bathroom.
Speaker 1:No, sometimes it just happens he that extra three feet to the bathroom.
Speaker 4:No, sometimes it just happens. He demanded.
Speaker 1:I clean up the mess, as I was still in the process of puking. Oh my what an asshole.
Speaker 2:Go get the goddamn paper towels. Why are you still here?
Speaker 1:I wasn't physically able to clean it up until the next day. I thought that would shut him up, but he is still bitching about what happened. Ams and jams have I wasted?
Speaker 2:14 years of marriage on a horrible husband, or am I overreacting? You certainly wasted 14 hours of that, okay.
Speaker 3:I heard a couple of things in here. Okay, the first thing I heard Abusive. No, damn it. Now I've lost it.
Speaker 5:Oh, it's not so easy when you don't read it.
Speaker 3:Is it?
Speaker 5:When you're just hearing it and you gotta answer, it's kind of hard. Now I'm done talking, oh no.
Speaker 3:I didn't want you to be. I was gonna probably back off of somebody.
Speaker 1:You should have talked to her. Look I can show him me back. Maybe he didn't have to clean it up, but he didn't have to talk to her like that. That's bullshit she did, or they a combination of the two of them left it until the next day well, if he wasn't gonna clean it up and she was still throwing up you can't expect her to clean it up that night.
Speaker 2:I was just joking. This is something that you waste, that you know that he's an asshole and you should leave him.
Speaker 3:You know, wait a minute.
Speaker 5:You know the middle of that there was something weird.
Speaker 3:Read the, read the middle again in the middle.
Speaker 1:I can accept I didn't hit the. There it is right there. That's perfect.
Speaker 3:I mean she's saying right out of the gate, she's saying it's okay that he doesn't.
Speaker 5:I didn't hit the husband lottery.
Speaker 3:Did you hit the husband lottery? Yes, liar, that's how you should be looking at it.
Speaker 5:Wait, no, I read it.
Speaker 1:You had the ticket I read it as she can accept that her husband's not going to clean up puke, but it was not okay for him to belittle her for puking and become angry.
Speaker 3:She puked all over the floor.
Speaker 5:So did our daughter, and then she fell in it. Are we going to be mean to her?
Speaker 3:I would have if I wouldn't have been pretending to be asleep.
Speaker 2:I would have if you guys would just quiet the hell down oh that's you have to leave him just bounce yeah he's, he was, so I agree I well, wait a minute, let's check that.
Speaker 3:They've been together how many years 14. I don't know that we should close the door on the relationship.
Speaker 1:Maybe there's extenuating circumstances here and no, if he's not doing it after 14 years, fuck him.
Speaker 3:I've got to say 14 years get sick once he says something stupid. Marriage over.
Speaker 1:He can't like clean it up and he left puke.
Speaker 5:Listen, okay, we have aired quite extensively that you do not do poop or vomit. I have a text within the last 48 hours that says hurry come. Piper is pooping. Help. Piper is completely body drained and wipes herself. What do I need to come help with? You were just scared of the prospect.
Speaker 3:I will tell you, I have seen too many little tiny turds with no toilet paper to believe that statement, and I cleaned up poop today, as a matter of fact.
Speaker 5:But that's my point. We all know you don't like it, you don't handle it. Well, that is my department Poop, puke, snakes, amanda's department, but he'll do it. But if it needs needs done and I'm incapacitated, are you leaving it until I can do it or you doing it?
Speaker 3:I suppose that depends how bad it is I would take care of it you.
Speaker 5:I know that's my point. That's what a reasonable human being would do but this guy is clearly.
Speaker 3:I don't know that we should tell this person to end their relationship, but my thought is.
Speaker 5:But he didn't just become this way. You've just been a blind idiot to the fact that you're married you're married to an asshole he's 58? You can't tell me that's the only thing that he's an asshole about. It doesn't say probably check his phone.
Speaker 2:Check his phone.
Speaker 1:It doesn't say Probably you know what?
Speaker 3:Check his phone. Check his phone, if he doesn't let you.
Speaker 1:Maybe he's trying to start a fight. Oh, that is something that they do, God damn it. You puke every week. I've had enough.
Speaker 2:I can't do it. This is my first time I've puked in eight years. Why?
Speaker 1:can't you smile Shut up Dear Amson Jams for about Dear Ams and Jams. You should have seen her taking a drink For about 8 months I've been seeing this great guy and I just found out he slept with my cousin Just a few months ago. She didn't tell me, and neither has he, naturally. I just don't know how I feel about it. I guess I feel disappointed. There seemed to be so much potential for us. No, there's not. Ams and Jams. How should I approach this? It would be uncomfortable if we're all together.
Speaker 2:Ask her how good it was.
Speaker 1:Do I just try to let it go.
Speaker 5:Yeah, honestly, I mean yeah, you should not approach that, you should not stay within the family. We're never going to talk about it again.
Speaker 2:Just give it one to ten.
Speaker 3:Were they together when this happened.
Speaker 1:It seems like eight months.
Speaker 3:And then a few months ago About a few months ago, they've been together for how long?
Speaker 1:Eight months.
Speaker 3:And this happened when.
Speaker 1:And I just found out he slept with my cousin just a few months ago. That would be a weird family cookout. Yeah, I remember. Can you get over it. Like, if you can't get over it, you got to bounce Because.
Speaker 3:Or you ask your cousin if it's a few months, maybe you do just say meh, I don't need that or like what you guys have always said don't ask questions you don't want answers to about before and suck it up buttercup yeah, but they're gonna come to cousin.
Speaker 1:Thanksgiving did he know he was? Did he know she was your cousin? Absolutely Does it matter.
Speaker 5:They were together, yeah, if they were together. If they've been together for eight months, and three months ago he banged her cousin. They were together, I.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when I heard that, it didn't sound to me like.
Speaker 5:To be honest, I kind of spaced out when she was reading.
Speaker 3:That, to be honest, I kind of spaced out when she was reading.
Speaker 2:That's because her voice has no lift. You do now have a voice, by the way you changed it.
Speaker 5:It's flatter. You were real quiet to begin with.
Speaker 2:When you were reading you were like and.
Speaker 4:Normal over here is like leave that motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Here's what he does.
Speaker 3:Now you're over there and you're like oh everyone, I would like to invite each of you to enjoy.
Speaker 1:I just I have to make sure that I read it okay, dear ams and jams did we help them?
Speaker 3:why are you looking at me?
Speaker 1:no, we gotta add some attitude back I've been with my partner for about three years now. From From the start, we had such a good relationship as friends, and what I liked about him was that we were always on the same page for a long time.
Speaker 2:You're about to break a sweat being so goddamn eventful out of spite.
Speaker 1:This was the first relationship where the other person truly listened to me and didn't give up and shared the same goals and needs. At first he wasn't really my type, but as we spent much time together so much time together, our friendship naturally grew into a relationship. Aw, that's my heart. However, in the beginning I had lingering thoughts about my ex.
Speaker 1:Sex with my current partner initially felt weird, almost like I was having sex with a friend doesn't sound like you were friends I felt a bit, it felt a bit unnatural now though it's all natural actually I'd say this the sex itself is the best I've ever had, but I don't feel like I get much attention from him outside of that. He rarely compliments me and I don't really feel sexy when I'm with him. It seems it sometimes feels like the intimacy is just an act.
Speaker 2:Are all of the lights off when you two do this Even?
Speaker 3:though he refused to call you by any names.
Speaker 2:You can call me baby. No, I'm good with Andrea, thank you.
Speaker 1:Even though it's amazing when it happens Lately. We're at a point where there's not much to do.
Speaker 3:I'm choking and I wonder if the winter season or whether Might help keep the relationship together, might make it more exciting.
Speaker 1:Damn it, man I like dicks.
Speaker 2:I like dicks. How's that feel? That's gotta be different for you.
Speaker 1:We're at a point where there's not much to do and I wonder if it's the winter season or the weather contributing to how I feel. Is it normal to feel this bored? Most days we just sit on our phones or watch tv and I feel like the romance is missing. Even when we go out, like to a restaurant or somewhere nice, I'm not sure the spark is there anymore. Ams and jams. I still love him and care deeply about him, but I feel confused. Would I be happier with somebody else?
Speaker 2:I don't like when you really, you really drove that home. This is where the cheating begins?
Speaker 3:Yeah, on their phones the whole time. But they said the sex was good, didn't they? She said the sex was good.
Speaker 2:We're not sure he did. Yeah, we don't know. Please write in. We're not sure he said that. Good point, this is my regular Wednesday thing, man. It's just something I've been doing.
Speaker 1:I think if you want the romance sometimes you just got to make it happen. Right, you got to go buy a new toy. Put a finger in the butt, oh my God, no fingers, dude, you guys are brand new in your young let's live a little bit how long have
Speaker 2:they been together A couple of years, three years, that's three knuckles. Baby, that's three knuckles worth yeah. Three years About, that's three knuckles baby that's three, three years.
Speaker 3:Yeah, three years, about three years, oh shit. So hold on. And the sex is good.
Speaker 1:Well, it wasn't at first. She said it was awkward at first now it's gotten better. Now it's really good she's ever had now she hadn't been with me well, are you gonna tell him, honey, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2:what's she gonna do? So what's her advice to her? Are you going to do what's?
Speaker 3:she going to do what's her advice to her? Are you?
Speaker 2:going to stay and be miserable for maybe twice a week.
Speaker 1:I think you should try, you know, putting the spice back into things.
Speaker 5:I think you should give them an ultimatum Move my finger in your ass or we're done the spark is overrated in relationships and new relationships, and movies and my smut books and everything tell you that love is this all-intensive, sparkling feeling all of the time, and it's not because life happens. You're, you're a couple. You are going through the day. Now I think you have to create that amongst yourselves. It's not going to happen naturally yeah, not naturally, that it has to be forced but I think it's something that you use a date night and it has to be no phones, or you go and you do dirty things in a kinky place because it sounds fun.
Speaker 1:Oh, what kinky place. I want to know the kinky place.
Speaker 5:On the side of a river.
Speaker 2:Is that first time she's put her pen down in 15 minutes? Ooh kinky, wait a minute, start again.
Speaker 5:You have to create it, and I think romance, novels and movies and stuff like that have taught us that.
Speaker 1:The man has to do it all.
Speaker 5:Well, either the man has to do it, or that it's always going to be there, or your relationship is shit, and that's not true.
Speaker 3:Men should not have to do it all.
Speaker 2:I tell you what. A man should feel desired to, I tell you what ma'am put on browsers on the TV in the living room.
Speaker 5:Browsers.
Speaker 2:Browsers Porn. Sit him down and say how say?
Speaker 3:you two know that and I don't have any idea. You knew that I had no idea.
Speaker 2:Browsers how do you know about browsers? She's four and a half years older than me. We came up around the same stuff. That's probably right. I mean browsers is it's like, hands down, the best porn there is. It's the best largest porn site more than Pornhub.
Speaker 5:Pornhub's broken, now Hands down the best porn there is.
Speaker 2:It's the largest porn site, more than.
Speaker 5:Pornhub. Well, Pornhub's broken now. Well, and it pulls. I think Brazzers is the actual company.
Speaker 2:Brazzers has full videos, like hour-long videos that you have to pay for. Pornhub just teases you and gives you like eight minutes of that movie.
Speaker 3:Takes chokes of those. How much of a video do you need?
Speaker 1:How long are you watching these videos?
Speaker 3:Depends on what kind of booze you drink. I'm going to tell you, in my life I've never spent more than four or five minutes watching any?
Speaker 4:No, you haven't.
Speaker 3:Ever no thanks Sometimes.
Speaker 2:I just I'm like ah shut it off. Oh look, dude, I'm done If the phone ever goes black and you just look. I hate what I just did you're disgusting.
Speaker 3:You should know that I hate you people know what you're doing, you sick bastard. You've been in the bathroom for an hour and a half. Oh, everyone knows this is an emotional affair yeah, dude, all right, that's it it's time to talk about one thing I love.
Speaker 1:All right, denny. What is your one thing you love and one thing you hate? I love producing this podcast so that it's good. Did I do so bad? No, it's not bad. Shut the fuck up. It's not that bad. It's not that bad if you. It's not that bad it's not that bad if you.
Speaker 2:It's a C minus a, c minus to be fair. It's your first time, jams, I'm product of a C minus. Look at me. Come on now.
Speaker 3:That's a good grade the grade ended up in a C minus. Your mom was an F that's fucked up.
Speaker 2:Look, Jan, see my C's get degrees. Baby, Come on now. That's not so bad.
Speaker 1:Boom Head shot, I don't know, way late, out of nowhere. I wanted to pick something. Did Braxton hit that button? Did he get this, I feel?
Speaker 3:like he did. Why were you hitting that? Did you just need to push a button?
Speaker 2:Yes, and it was pink. You know, just need to push a button. Yes, and it was pink. You know what she did? The last segment of the podcast. I guess I'll hit some got to get it out.
Speaker 1:It was just pink and bright right and ask him no, you said you hate.
Speaker 2:Did he say his hate? No, oh well, run this god damn show, ask him.
Speaker 1:I God hate, how poorly this podcast will do you think this podcast will do, you think this podcast is not going to be great?
Speaker 5:I don't think it will be a whole lot great.
Speaker 2:Oh man, See, here's the problem. See, you know what I don't think?
Speaker 5:it was you, I think. The subject matter was not up to our normal standard.
Speaker 3:Oh no, Subject matter was spot on.
Speaker 2:Turns out, you wrote into the professor. You got a C plus. Now Don't worry about it.
Speaker 1:Oh man.
Speaker 2:I pumped it, Brayden.
Speaker 1:what's your fucking love and hate?
Speaker 3:How's it feel to be just sat over there getting made fun of and torn down constantly. You know what your podcast sucks.
Speaker 2:No one's gonna like this. I love this podcast. This one here I hate.
Speaker 3:Why are we doing Christmas? Would you rather? What are you doing?
Speaker 2:I hate that you're trying to save it and now you're just clicking buttons.
Speaker 1:Well, no, I was trying to. I thought there was a love and hate screen.
Speaker 3:There is. Don't worry about it now, though.
Speaker 1:It's gone. Amanda, what's your love and hate?
Speaker 5:All of this time and you didn't know yeah, I was thinking and then I kept getting distracted and I don't know what are you doing nothing, yeah what are you?
Speaker 2:doing. Either you had a seizure or I thought she was gonna click the crickets button and I was like, yeah oh no, she's not gonna do it to amanda she, you. You went over there to click a button and we locked eyes.
Speaker 5:What'd you say? Like a button. And we locked eyes. She just said click a button.
Speaker 3:What'd you say? That's not what you said. I said clock. That's also not what you said.
Speaker 2:Keep adding letters.
Speaker 5:We're not getting rid of any more we can't get rid of any more. I don't have a love and hate. This week I'm blank.
Speaker 2:I'm exempt. We're friends. Blank. I'm exempt we're friends.
Speaker 3:I'm exempt oh oh, now she's got one.
Speaker 5:I do love how excited Izzy is to go see Disney on ice. She has asked me every night this week okay, today was this day, so tomorrow is what. And then when do we go see Elsa and Anna ice skate?
Speaker 1:I saw her little little note on the end table said like about Hawaii week. Oh, that was for that. I thought it was for this weekend.
Speaker 5:Like pack your bag. So next week at school they are going to Hawaii. All of the classes they have to pack like a suitcase and the classroom set up to be like Hawaii and they talk about it all week. So it's a fun little thing for them.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's awesome.
Speaker 5:She is excited about that.
Speaker 1:Well, I love that I got to do this, even though it'll be my last time. And what?
Speaker 3:do you hate that, it's your last time. It doesn't necessarily mean it's your last time. You want to try it again? Yeah, when I don't know, I'll give you another shot at the title.
Speaker 1:It's all right and I hate that Denny's going to pick this apart.
Speaker 3:You got to remember, you got to say your hate as the music's going out.
Speaker 2:I knew I was.
Speaker 3:Well, it'll remember, Can I remind you about? So these are out of order. So tomorrow, if you happen to have stuck through. We hope you enjoyed our two-part series on.
Speaker 1:Yes, what is? It Poly polyamory No's yes.
Speaker 3:Poly moly, poly mono, poly mono, poly monopole no monopoly monopoly that when I was searching for information, that is what came up all of. I was so pissed because I'd be like I'd put Monopoly and I'd be like and it was.
Speaker 5:Monopoly constantly. I was so pissed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, monopoly relationships yeah so, yeah, we just went through in terms of time.
Speaker 1:Yes, we've done two of those episodes, yes, so hope you enjoyed and here we are like yeah, so, shut the fuck up of those episodes. Yes, so, hope you enjoyed. And here we are like yeah, so.
Speaker 3:Shut the fuck up. You still have to say something.
Speaker 1:Wait, you're number one oh, coach lives, coach is buried.
Speaker 4:Y'all crazy bitch R-D-I-V-O-R-C-E.
Speaker 3:You gotta fight Aye. While we're finally updating this part of the outro, find us at thankgodcancersavedourdivorcecom. Where else can they find us, jamie?
Speaker 1:You can search on Facebook for Thank God, Cancer Saved Our Divorce. You can find us on Twitter, Instagram and TikTok if you at TGC SOD.
Speaker 3:What's that stand for? That actually kind of lines up it does.
Speaker 4:We'll take it, thanks.